"I am Patient-Man. I work out every day, eat a high-fibre diet, and simply outlive my enemies." *Heroic pose* "They're getting away! What do we do, Patient-Man?" "We wait." *Heroic pose* "Patient-Man! Quick, there's a robbery across the street!" "Hush. I'm waiting." *Heroic pose* "Thank goodness you're here, Patient-Man! My cat is stuck up a tree and won't come down!" "Not to worry, citizen. I'll simply wait until the tree decays." *Heroic pose*
My entries: "Coming the big screen this summer...one man...a massive hammer! Villains beware the power of Timmy Mallet!" "Must take on an appearance the strike fear into me enemies. All I need is a turban, a false beard and a suicide vest." "I was exposed to high levels of radiation and now...I have cancer."
godofcrap42 thats not unexpected..it has been used in superhero movie.... example, the first zorro with antonio banderas and another than i cant remenber
My entry: "It was Mr Fantastic's ability to stretch as far as he wanted - round corners, through windows and past doors - that brought him to the attention of Operation Yew Tree"
Villain: "I have your girlfriend where you will never find her. You will follow my exact instructions to the letter, or she will suffer unspeakable agony!" Superhero (shrugging): "Actually, you're doing me a favor. I was planning on breaking up with the bitch, anyway."
Not missing Frankie Boyle so much... saw him live and he's a one trick pony... his only real joke is to slag off his fellow Scots... once he's done that for over an hour, the novelty (if ever there was one), has definitely worn off.
Nice I’m a superhero No Chris, the only way you’ll be a superhero is if you wear tom brady’s patriots uniform, use any song from hamilton as your theme song, and you become a democrat.
Ed's "We wait" and hero-stance was BRILLIANTLY executed!
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!! WHAT DO WE DO PATIENT MAN???
we wait.
That's exactly what Ed Byrne said in this segment. Uncanny....
2:17 "We wait!"
Your PatientMan made me weep like a little girl!
"No, you can't join our superhero team, you still have parents!"
Patient man is the best
+Horus Camera Man is the best!
+Ironed Sandwich But his weakness is Lens Cap man.
i'm patient man and i'm here to say oh wait your on a call
😂😂😂👍😂😂😂
I adore him
"I am Patient-Man. I work out every day, eat a high-fibre diet, and simply outlive my enemies."
*Heroic pose*
"They're getting away! What do we do, Patient-Man?"
"We wait."
*Heroic pose*
"Patient-Man! Quick, there's a robbery across the street!"
"Hush. I'm waiting."
*Heroic pose*
"Thank goodness you're here, Patient-Man! My cat is stuck up a tree and won't come down!"
"Not to worry, citizen. I'll simply wait until the tree decays."
*Heroic pose*
Maybe Patient Man’s power is manipulating time to make objects move faster, while time relative to him slows down.
@@Paragon13 that actually sounds really cool
"Lookout Patient Man! It's your worst enemies, Doctor and Builder!"
Not that I didn't before, but much respect to Parsons for acknowledging the crew with the Camera Man bit
Patient man is the hero we need!
"Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry." said Jeremy Clarkson
I love Ed Byrne's superhero pose
There are people waiting outside of a restaurant waiting to get home and their table isn’t cleared. This looks like a job for Bus Boy
The Magneto bipolar joke is so underrated
no it isn't...
yes it is.
Wonder Woman: What are you doing there, Patient Man?
Patient Man: I'm waiting.
Wonder Woman: I wonder why?
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
'Ball Man from where ever did you get that mighty bruise?
Oh, I've just been hit by my arch nemesis... Bat Man'
"Everyone is healthy, doctor, so our hospital is empty!"
"Don't worry - I, Patient-Man, am here."
*Heroic pose*
I actually think the Lollipop Man joke is way underrated
Go Camera Man!
I just love how the audience start cheering!
''You saved my life how i could i ever repay you? easy just monthly installments of £5,000 for the next 10 years''
The adventures of a super hero actor who plays a detective. This is the story of John Thor
1:18
One of the funniest I've ever heard! 😂
Is it a bird, is it a plane, whatever it is it's heading straight for the World Trade Center - best MTW Frankie Boyle joke
what's that joker? you'll be back?
somehow I don't think you will be
Holy shit the patient man bit was incredible.
My entries:
"Coming the big screen this summer...one man...a massive hammer! Villains beware the power of Timmy Mallet!"
"Must take on an appearance the strike fear into me enemies. All I need is a turban, a false beard and a suicide vest."
"I was exposed to high levels of radiation and now...I have cancer."
I love the third one 😂😂
That last one is the story of DeadPool...
I was expecting a "I'm not Batman."
Or better yet:
"I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" "No, I am Batman" etc.
godofcrap42
thats not unexpected..it has been used in superhero movie.... example, the first zorro with antonio banderas and another than i cant remenber
godofcrap42 I am Groot
I'm still waiting for a Patient Man movie.
You just need to be a little more patient - man!!!
His sidekick is "Idontgiveadamn Man".
Hugh does a damn good Adam West impression
My entry:
"It was Mr Fantastic's ability to stretch as far as he wanted - round corners, through windows and past doors - that brought him to the attention of Operation Yew Tree"
What exactly is Operation Yew Tree?
Cassandra H.S. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Yewtree
Thank you!
When Eric eats a banana an amazing transformation occurs.
'We wait!!'
Lol lol
Go on, defeat me - if you're powerful enough! Defeat Reverse-Psychology Man!
Don't be like me and watch this while eating a bowl of cereal... pretty sure I'll be blowing out Chex for the next few days...
PatientMan is awesome
Prepare for the epic fight that will cost exactly half the budget of the entire film
Katherine!
Help, I'm stuck in a bath!
there was an old lady woman. lol.
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!"
"That is a bird Grandad, have you been mixing your meds again?"
superman: you would think that by now i would be wearing a suit to protect me from kriptonyte since everyone uses it against me
I think he does that in one of the cartoons but i think the suit gets trashed
Good stuff!
Good stuff!
Good stuff!
Roses are red
Violets are sick
When I see Hugh Dennis
I click
I'm not a bird . Not a plane . I'm a damn superhero
Excuse me, you think you’re Thor, I’m so thor I can barely thit down
Used to think Katherine Ryan was shit but now she's hilarious ahaha
Quicksilver, watch out going down the stairs; someone's left a toy on them.
Quick said batman we must travel fast, get in the reliant.
Robin.
Haha, hey Storm I got something that needs blowing! (lol) 😀
I didn't get that one.
He stopped us again damn you lollipop man man that is jokes
Is it a bird is it a plane?
If I can't work that out I should be in air traffic control.
The magnito one was good
1:55
Ed Byrne killed
‘spiderman is dead’ oof
What's the name of the blonde girl?
Katherine Ryan
Thor!.... Hit them with your fuckin hammer
Thor's advice was very... thorough
Can anyone explain Katherine Ryan's first joke about swallowing spiders?
Spider cock.
If Binning's explananation wasn't clear, enough: She blew Spiderman.
Which is strange considering the fact that Spider-Man is technically radioactive
Unlikely lines from Mock The Week! IT'S JUST AS FUNNY WITHOUT FRANKIE BOYLE! EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
Hugh Dennis is my favourite at this.
On a different note, mmm, Kat Ryan's got great legs...!!! =o)
"look it's a bird, it's a plane no it's Superman. Well at least it was Superman before he flew into the engine of the 5.30 to New York".
Villain: "I have your girlfriend where you will never find her. You will follow my exact instructions to the letter, or she will suffer unspeakable agony!"
Superhero (shrugging): "Actually, you're doing me a favor. I was planning on breaking up with the bitch, anyway."
bravo!
Don’t worry ma’am, I’ll get your kids! For I, am Corpse Retrieval Man!
Who would win in a fight?
Patient Man or Procrastination Man?
Procastinationman he'll procrastinate dying and become immortal
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 wait
@@atomiccritter6492 exactly
@@atomiccritter6492 I'm not going to wait today, but I definitely will wait tomorrow.
Not missing Frankie Boyle so much... saw him live and he's a one trick pony... his only real joke is to slag off his fellow Scots... once he's done that for over an hour, the novelty (if ever there was one), has definitely worn off.
Don't forget HIV jokes!
I also hate the way he walks up to the mic while the comedian before him is still delivering his punchline…
I am English Patient man and sorry Camera Woman for outing you. Lol
That girl inst funny, sorry.
My entry:
BATMAN: I'm afraid Robin is dead.... Why did he have to hang himself?!
?
Robin Williams! LOL!
Ohhhhhh.
SP Murphy There was literally no universe in which that joke was funny. Impressive.
It's quite funny how none of the comments are funny at all
Oh so you think superhero movies are better than princess movies. We’ll see about that because I just called up Disney.
2020: 3557
Didn't they do this question in the Frankie Boyle years?
They did it a bunch of times.
Nice I’m a superhero
No Chris, the only way you’ll be a superhero is if you wear tom brady’s patriots uniform, use any song from hamilton as your theme song, and you become a democrat.
katherine ryan is awful...
...ly good? I agree.
NO.
Just awful. Full stop. The end.
Matt James ... doubt she's awesome? Yep, right again!
sorry I didn't know I wasn't allowed to have an opinion -_-
Katherine is so damn fine, I just wish she was even remotely funny as well
really hate the old dudes who wont leave the mic until they get a laugh
How long do you stand there ?????
@@robinwood2621 u dont milk it until u r happy with the level of laughter IMHO
that is, literally, what the buzzer is for... on your show you can buzz it whenever you want
Katherine ryan is clapped
Good stuff!
Good stuff!