Adam Romero he was by far the most intelligent and charismatic child on the show !!! Had brains and humor rare to have both even if it was rather dry !! Look Let’s hope that the teleportation device is soon to come !! Port me to 2024 passed election and covid 19 !!! I
“We sped up the natural process of life and death and gave these suckers a short cut.” Sorry Jared, but i am stealing that line for science purposes, it is too great.
Jared the Entrepreneur, Jared the Poet, Jared the Pragmatist, Jared the Ruthless, Jared the Competition, Jared the Public Speaker, Jared the Prison Warden, Jared the Escape Artist, Jared who believes in Aliens, Jared the Educated, Jared the Ninja, Jared who is good at Dancing, Jared the Explorer, Jared the Anatomical Professor, Jared the Pelvis Carrier, Jared he who knows of the Homestead Act, Jared the Hard Worker, Jared the Economist, Jared the Quantum Physicist, Jared the Red Beanie, Jared the Self Nominated, Jared the Capitalist, Jared the Scorpion Watcher, Jared who warns of Twisters, Jared whose tangled in a makeshift hammock, Jared who meditates, Jared the Upper Class, Jared who got 4 Hours of Sleep, Jared the Pioneer, Jared the Snowman, Jared the Golfer, Jared he who wants a barbecue, Jared who be pimpin’, Jared who wants to add peace and love to this place, Jared the Shakespeare Enthusiast, Jared the Scot Free, Jared who wants Carbon Dating Equipment, Jared who wants to build a learned society, Jared the Corny, Jared who got hurt on the toe, Jared who believes in Teleportation, Jared the Christian, Jared who has a Dream, Jared who has had the worst day in Three Years, Jared who sped up the natural cycle of life and death, Jared who could eat up his own leg, Jared the Literal, Jared who has Eggs, Jared the Absolute Joy
you know that is unironically all of the office of minister titles che guevera held during the Cuban Revolution. There were so many vacant posts that noone volunteerd for and the Che just kept his Hand up as Fidel Castro went through all of these vacant jobs.
You know, Jared was actually correct about the fact that their needs to be competition in the town. Poor guy got bullied out of his store. The competition would have been good for their economy.
Tell Jared we said hello! My dad and I watched this show and loved him! Is he still into Shakespeare? I was shocked he didn't perform the Saint Crispin's Day speech. That would have been awesome!
From what I heard Jared was last seen entering the depths of the Amazon rain forest, vowing to spread his knowledge of the natural cycle of life and death to every sentient being he encountered. Godspeed, Jared.
After the show, he sold left over Bonanza necklaces on Ebay. He was also known for making quirky catchphrases, like "Holy banana bread!" Not much is available about where he is now, but he's hopefully still reading Shakespeare to chickens.
@@cubriffic172 I mean he can be both. It is possible to have restraint while dabbling in hard drugs and not fall down the junkie hole. Its a lot like drinking alcohol without becoming an alcoholic, but much harder.
that fact about mars bacterium is not something an 11 yr old in 2004 to know, 2020? maybe but dude knew that like he was ready to leave the planet already edit: watched more and he smart af, science, politics and history??! why did he know all the shit he did throughout the video. truly big brain
What really happend to Jared 3 years ago, we may never know. But the little we know is that it was the year of 2004 and Jared was 8 during theese horrible events.
i know nobody is going to believe this, but he goes to my school! it was crazy when we found out that jared was going to be coming to our school, especially since we all knew he was on a TV show. he started going to school with us in 7th grade and he's going to be graduating high school this year! i've had him in one of my classes. he's hilarious!
He's either 11 or 74, both are possible
He's really just Steve Buscemi in an elaborate disguise
Both
@@P0T80S I know an MK ULTRA candidate when I see one....
He's Jeff Goldblum
Adam Romero he was by far the most intelligent and charismatic child on the show !!! Had brains and humor rare to have both even if it was rather dry !! Look Let’s hope that the teleportation device is soon to come !! Port me to 2024 passed election and covid 19 !!! I
“We sped up the natural process of life and death and gave these suckers a short cut.”
Sorry Jared, but i am stealing that line for science purposes, it is too great.
I don’t wanna be that guy but it’s actually “we sped up the natural cycle of life and death”
It makes me laugh every time
We sped up the natural process of life and death, and gave these suckers a shortcut
I also don’t wanna be that guy but it’s “we gave these two suckers a short cut”
Comedy years ahead of it's time
*today has been the worst day in... 3 years!*
I need to know what happened
@@roachdoggjr3235 We*
We all do.
It is one of the great mysteries of the universe
I'm sorry but "Pimp Jared" was the highlight of the show for me. He spent all of his money selling necklaces just so he could look super fly
he really pimped himself out and flexed on that girl lmao
Bruh his necklaces were unironically very good souvenirs! I wonder if any of them kept it till now. Actually I'll go ahead and ask Sophia.
@@re_i_gn no fr they look so damn good to be made from burning it in using a microscope
I fucking died at pimp jared
@@re_i_gn I believe Mallory or Olivia did. Their dad has a youtube channel and was showing off some of the stuff they kept from the show.
I love how jared embodied all four sides of the political spectrum (with a touch of anarchy) all at the same time at the age of 11
I mean, what alignment is he anyway? Chaotic Neutral?
EVERY EXTREME IS ON THE SAME TEAM
@@agravain9006 Chaotic. No moral part, JUST chaotic
if he is a comprehensive embodiment of the political spectrum, anarchy would be inherent
Kwan Bo THE ANNNCAPS ARE GONNA MAKE US SOME CASH
Now this is the guy who should have been on the JonTron show..
0:27
Yeah! So we can find out what happened 3 years ago!
But jimmy was the goat
the real gamer indeed but he didn’t know what happened three years ago
definitely
I mean, Jon REALLY wants to know what happened three years ago, so they probably tried to get him on, but couldn’t find him.
I want Jared as a companion mod for Fallout New Vegas
yes pls
What the fuck
How do I make this the only comment
I would pay real money just to walk through the wasteland while being read Shakespeare by Jared
The satranger tomatoee yes 😂 please
"To kill or not to kill - that is the question"
Shakesbeer
we are all npcs in jared's world
Jared carrying a whole TV show on his shoulders at the mere age of 11. Truly a badass. 😂
I probably wouldn't have watched the entire thing without him. As so would other people.
This man was a whole prophet. The best pioneer ever, should've won a gold star.
Yeah, unfortunately I don't think he ever won a gold star.
Shouldn’t of been Migle
i watched the show he won one of the last gold stars
did he not win a gold star?
"Pelvis has left the building"
Jared
Jared has entered the chat
Me one day after a vasectomy
Jared suffers from chronic back pain now, after carrying the entire show
I have already seen this comment on another kid nation video or two
Nocturnal Films congratulations!!! Would you like an award?
@@dingus1016 yes actually
@@dingus1016 jk, but who likes there comment anyways?
Nocturnal Films why you pressed
Jared the Entrepreneur, Jared the Poet, Jared the Pragmatist, Jared the Ruthless, Jared the Competition, Jared the Public Speaker, Jared the Prison Warden, Jared the Escape Artist, Jared who believes in Aliens, Jared the Educated, Jared the Ninja, Jared who is good at Dancing, Jared the Explorer, Jared the Anatomical Professor, Jared the Pelvis Carrier, Jared he who knows of the Homestead Act, Jared the Hard Worker, Jared the Economist, Jared the Quantum Physicist, Jared the Red Beanie, Jared the Self Nominated, Jared the Capitalist, Jared the Scorpion Watcher, Jared who warns of Twisters, Jared whose tangled in a makeshift hammock, Jared who meditates, Jared the Upper Class, Jared who got 4 Hours of Sleep, Jared the Pioneer, Jared the Snowman, Jared the Golfer, Jared he who wants a barbecue, Jared who be pimpin’, Jared who wants to add peace and love to this place, Jared the Shakespeare Enthusiast, Jared the Scot Free, Jared who wants Carbon Dating Equipment, Jared who wants to build a learned society, Jared the Corny, Jared who got hurt on the toe, Jared who believes in Teleportation, Jared the Christian, Jared who has a Dream, Jared who has had the worst day in Three Years, Jared who sped up the natural cycle of life and death, Jared who could eat up his own leg, Jared the Literal, Jared who has Eggs, Jared the Absolute Joy
Jared the madlad
you know that is unironically all of the office of minister titles che guevera held during the Cuban Revolution. There were so many vacant posts that noone volunteerd for and the Che just kept his Hand up as Fidel Castro went through all of these vacant jobs.
jared the cow
Jared from Subway
^ This is way better than it should be, by the way
EDIT: For real, I love this
My mans Jared was big pimpin
“What’d I ever do to you?!”
“nothing”
I felt like they could’ve hit it off😂
@@averongodoffire8098 Sofia actually has a RUclips and posted a vid about stuff and apparently he asked to kiss her on the cheek in Florida
The child versions of Sophia and Jared are gems.
Jared went from questioning Divad abusing capitalism to selling his own handmaid necklaces at a fair price. We stan a entrepreneur
Well If ya can't _beat_ em, _join_ em
...
On second thought, instead of joining em
(6:19 Big pimpin plays)
EDIT: 9:36 Lol nigga holy shit
_Jared, we need to know what you're up to these days, you strange, strange presence_
He eventually went on to sell them on eBay after the show was over
@@Sticky017 I'm so glad he's doing well.
I heard a rumors that he wasn on drugs, but I think that was disproven. Such a unique young lad! Much love.
AN entrepreneur, not a
You know, Jared was actually correct about the fact that their needs to be competition in the town. Poor guy got bullied out of his store. The competition would have been good for their economy.
True - but he ended up creating/selling a new product, and used the profits earned to become a cowboy pimp. Works out.
That's capitalism for you.
Jared is doing well. He is in college now, and is an Engineering student. I'm so proud of my Jared! --
Tell Jared we said hello! My dad and I watched this show and loved him! Is he still into Shakespeare? I was shocked he didn't perform the Saint Crispin's Day speech. That would have been awesome!
Can you tell me his real name?
Aomine Daiki it Jared
Jill Goldman Is there anyway I can contact Jared?
Please tell Jared he still brings my wife & I joy on a constant basis. He is the man!
From what I heard Jared was last seen entering the depths of the Amazon rain forest, vowing to spread his knowledge of the natural cycle of life and death to every sentient being he encountered. Godspeed, Jared.
Sadly he has recently been seen attempting to convince a large fig tree to be in favour of deforestation. He’s been at it months.
"THERE IS A GOD"
- St. Jared 11
This kid is from Georgia but sounds like a 60 year old Jew from Brooklyn??
I mean his last name is goldman
You get a lotta jews in Atlanta parents probably doctors from NYC. Not as many doctors down south so ppl move down there.
"Bill Gates made Microsoft and nobody complained!" *Actually*
So many people from open source developers to our government.
Such an underappreciated performance from Finn Wolfhard, he's probably more popular now but I like his early stuff more
LMAOOFJDSGBJHFUCK
Troy Cannon lol Finn wolfhard went to court for sending inappropriate pictures to a ten year old girl.
Alex Harper ??what!?
LMFAOOO
Alex Harper lolll
We need a big book of Jared quotes.
On it!
You could make a religion out of that. Or the journal of the pioneers.
“We sped up the natural process of life and death and gave these suckers a short cut.” Jared...you ok buddy?
go read homestuck somewhere else.
No u
Okay but that's actually a good line
"this has been the worst time in like 3 years" I wanna know what happened three years ago, maybe that's what made him so....well....jared
Apparently not. According to Michael, he'd regularly start brawls with the older kids. And win.
Jared walking around with his swanky pimpin outfit and that girl saying he looks good with her deadpan voice is my favorite
06:20 A Pimp Named Slickback, Jr.
Jared: I love this city don't you?
Girl: "Awkward Laugh" (I can't think of anything to say! >_
I feel like Jared would be a fun guy to debate the existence of god with
i agree, Kars
What happened to Jared 3 years before?
*THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!!!*
'Im the Bill Gates of Bonanza City people would say' AND THAT'S THE TRUTH
"I think Bonanza city is starting to see some light. We're starting to go out of neanderthalism"
-Jared, 11
When he smashed the snack stand, that was his Heisenberg moment
11:50 Jared and his friend talking about bones were so cute omg
holy cow he knew what the homestead act was!
Why is no one talking about jared kicking the cell door open
Man broke his shackles and became a god. 😤😳
I'm not sure if this child is a saint or a demon
He is god
@@nietzschesmustache9483 and Satan all at onces
Demigod
Jared transcends categorization
After the show, he sold left over Bonanza necklaces on Ebay. He was also known for making quirky catchphrases, like "Holy banana bread!" Not much is available about where he is now, but he's hopefully still reading Shakespeare to chickens.
His mom says he is well and currently an engineering student
@@snipertf2229 holy shit he's actually gonna invent teleportation
“We sped up the natural cycle of life and death, and gave these two suckers a shortcut.”😂😂
0:28 I don't know what happened three years ago, and frankly, I don't wanna know.
I, personally, subscribe to the Jägerbomb theory.
We should be making a religion out of what this man says
6:19
When that stimulus check comes in
“Plenty people complained about it, Microsoft was a big thing” I hope this kid is going places, made this show what it was
“If a person is uneducated, they would be flipping burgers at a supermarket” - Jared
Yeah, I'd hate to be flipping burgers in the Deli of a supermarket.
He must live near a Whole Foods
This kid is litterally Brandon Rogers as a child
XD
Please never delete this
Archived it just in case. (Some videos are being blocked, it looks like)
Jared felt that as a Jew, it was his responsibility to thwart Divads questionable business practices
as a fellow semite, he has done us proud
@@godsstrongestschizo you got it twisted big man
@@godsstrongestschizo lmao wtf
@@godsstrongestschizo free palestine
Ok but why are 43% of the richest in america jewish?
I really want to know where this kid is today? He seems really smart.
People are saying he's doing heroin now, but IDK. Would be sad if he is. :(
Some say hes an engineering student, some say hes on heroin. Take your pick
@@cubriffic172 I mean he can be both. It is possible to have restraint while dabbling in hard drugs and not fall down the junkie hole. Its a lot like drinking alcohol without becoming an alcoholic, but much harder.
His mum says he’s an engineer
Here as the Coronavirus devastates the elderly it somehow reminded me of Jared we will all be ok.
PIZACLATON DDD no one
Me everyday in quarantine: this is the worst day in 3 years
Jared killing it on Dance Dance Revolution.
Who else gettin this recommended after Jontron's vid lol
Aye
No i went LOOKING FOR THIS after jontrons videos
@@nijohn12 same lmao
quality pfp right here
JonTron just interviewed jimmy, yall. Let’s see what happened to Jared 3 years ago.
Ah yes the time of youthful wonder and intelligence, devoid of pubertal emotions
Jared, Sophia, and Jimmy had the best moments in the show
Greg too
And Taylor
Take a shot every time someone in the comments asks if Jared has back problems
Jared was full on Chaotic Neutral and I love him
All this people commenting that they know where he is and people believing it.
I read engineer somewhere what else are they saying?
Averon god of Fire apparently heroin
Probably pimpin' somewhere and looking fly as shit.
"I'm not the kind of person that does the cheering stuff. I... m e d i t a t e"
Jarred has been taking on big snack before it was cool
I’m looking at you Bernie Sanders
Sanders should learn a thing or two from this guy.
You don't see the resemblance between the two of them?
Love this kid.
Reily Savenetti ya me to
Jared is the based anarchist of kid nation
Bruh he just be doin what he want and it's amazing.
Based nation
This kid WILL change the world.
14:08 jontron has to see this
Nobel prize = 5 gold stars. - Jared
4:13 when Jesus sees people selling things in the temple
Jared was so funny omg. love that kid
that fact about mars bacterium is not something an 11 yr old in 2004 to know, 2020? maybe but dude knew that like he was ready to leave the planet already
edit: watched more and he smart af, science, politics and history??! why did he know all the shit he did throughout the video. truly big brain
That's my brother he is awesome and amazing in my opinion
Hi Valerie, that's nice to hear. How is he doing this days?
hows my man jared
jewish?
@@mrsnoop1820 Trying to not be stereotypical, but Jared being Jewish was evident by his business tactics.
Rest assured knowing your brother was a goddamn legend
This kid grew up to be bernie sanders
4:13 October Revolution
Rick James omg I died of laughter from that😂
What really happend to Jared 3 years ago, we may never know.
But the little we know is that it was the year of 2004 and Jared was 8 during theese horrible events.
Who else got this recommended after watching JonTron's kid nation video.
Jared whippped out the quantum energy matter conversion at the age of 11. Some called him a madman but he was truly a genius.
He goes from a scientific, philosophical thinker to having crackhead energy a million time a day
We're not gonna talk about how he created a new language at 0:02
This kid is such a ray of sunshine.
"Pelvis has left the building" lmao, I lost it there
This is Jared’s world. We’re just living in it.
I want a spin-off that’s just about Jared interviewing all of the other kids
Jared singlehandedly toppled the snacking monopoly he did what we all dream of doing. God speed Jared!!
I just, I know I've said this already, but the song "Big Pimpin'" will ALWAYS be this man's theme, imo
i know nobody is going to believe this, but he goes to my school! it was crazy when we found out that jared was going to be coming to our school, especially since we all knew he was on a TV show. he started going to school with us in 7th grade and he's going to be graduating high school this year! i've had him in one of my classes. he's hilarious!
Is he cute now
where is he now caroline
caroline please
Emilia Prado Sadly he died.
@@wakechester how?
Jared is just straight up a real life cartoon character
Jared carried the entire show,
"We sped up the natural cycle of life and death and gave these suckers an easy way out"
seriously though what happened 3 years ago we need to know
10:06 beat the Indian kid at his own game. Jared is truly beyond us mortals
6:20 is the best part by far 😂
What happened 3 years ago? We need to know
If I don't see Jared Goldman win a Nobel Prize in my lifetime, I'll assume he just ran off with some aliens or cryogenically froze himself
"Holy banana bread."
"Bill Gates has so much money. He made Microsoft, nobody complained about that."
What happened 3 years ago Jared??
I can't believe this is a real person. He is absolutely amazing for an 11 year old
These children had a better vocabulary and understanding of how their world works than most adults.
What happend three years ago?
what happened 3 years ago
The only thing I'm proud of is the fact that me and this excellent human are from the same state
5:53 Jesus Christ holy mother of God Jared! keep the harsh language to a minimum here pal!
Holy banana bread!
Let’s be real here Jared was the main character
“To kill or not to kill, that is the question”- Shakespeare