I spilled coffee on my shirt before an important meeting, it's a stream sniper. My favorite TV show got canceled unexpectedly, it's a stream sniper. I accidentally locked myself out of the house, it's a stream sniper. I was late to work because of traffic, it's a stream sniper. I lost my keys and had to search for them for an hour, it's a stream sniper. My phone died right before I could take a picture, it's a stream sniper. I stepped in a puddle and soaked my socks, it’s a stream sniper. I forgot to bring my lunch to work, it's a stream sniper. I found out my favorite grocery item was out of stock, it's a stream sniper. The Wi-Fi went down right as I was about to stream a movie, it's a stream sniper.
Somewhere in the world, in a random building, working for some random company, an accountant took a sip of their coffee. They don't know it, but they are now Dale's stream sniper.
The Lili with the name LowMaiin is a female streamer that 3-0 LTG while he cut the feed, poor girl didn't know much about LTG till some of us from Immo restream went over, girl straight roasted him when she found out 😂 also we got her to sub goals that night big ups Immo community
Nothing brings a tear to my eye more than the unified hate towards a man helping others...First the pop out concert with kdot and friends where he got every gang to unify to call bbl drizzy a pdf and now the members of Immo's stream helping get a streamer that deserves it to their sub goal...its crazy to think hate/dislike towards a person can bring good into the world LMAO honestly if I was either drake or dale in that situation I'd start the Grand Canyon arc
Immo: Sends community to help streamer reach her sub goal and gain new viewers Daluluwan: Sends community to harass and dox streamer or anyone deemed an enemy of the Covenant
I think the part of the human brain that's supposed to produce joy has withered and died within Dale's skull long ago. It's been so long since he's played games to have fun that he is neurologically no longer able to. Those neuron pathways are a mass graveyard in his head.
"you think i play this offline? ive got shit to do, to succeed" etc dude, people who are successful generally don't talk about how they're so busy being successful. they may have specific activities or events they participate in they can point out dale has nothing
It's a troll named Nicolai. He has a channel where he has montages from 7 bodying Dale over and over again. He also puts up raw footage of Dale unedited. He's in it for trolling Mr Wilson. Check it out. He has his footage of three fights that day which Dale shut his gameplay off and you can watch it from Nicolai's pov.
Dale really moves like hes the final boss 😂. he’s like darth vader force choking his subordinates for no reason, other than the fact that he’s mad and just wanted to. like when he removes modship or bans ppl who donate to him 🤣
This is the same duu who bought a digital copy of Street Fighter V after destroying a physical copy on-stream. He will *ALWAYS* come crawling back to his safe spaces.
He should know that stream snipping in a game like this doesn't help his opponent at all, because they have the delay, with that delay they would be hella easier to beat, but dale is now one step closer to accepting what his reality is
And the absolute worst part he's complaining about the heat gauge and he's using a character that teleports all over the place and the thing is you don't even need any kind of meter to do that😂 #SCRUBLIFE
@@Eastsid3Feels like a gamble whether RUclips will allow a comment with a link to be seen. It’s not really sus tbh, the barber was showing how he puts concealer around and under the fade for clients who might not have the clearest skin and used LTG to demonstrate it. I guess his age is starting to show on the sides of his head lol
All it takes is one reinstall. We all know he isn't the type to go into his files and actually delete his save data too, so bet he'll be right back into it pretty soon like nothing happened.
And he was so much worse in tekken 7 bro was stuck in yellow ranks, he would NEVER hit blue ranks on T7 without heat mechanics, infinite rematch and win streak bonus that makes you climb much easier
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfit means if someone’s not skilled enough to be alongside their peers, like if an 8th grader doesn’t know any material past 6th grade. If anything he’s remedial
This dude is a joke parody of a henchman that has to guard the back door of a crappy club that thinks he's final boss material even though he always gets capped first and easiest while he walks off to pee in a bottle to save for his collection lol.
"If anyone picks any character and presses any buttons to attack you already know it's a stream sniper, which we all know are the most powerful beings in existence. Even though I could beat them easily if they'd just let me spam and not fight back. That's why I'm the greatest."
He seems like a pubescent male to me. Almost every time a woman is on screen whether that’s ingame or in a video he’s reacting to, he feels the compulsion to throw in some oddly sexually charged comment. The only adults who do that are either active or recovering chronic gooners
Gotta love him now always scanning the chat for someone to take his anger out on. If he does that to people who pay him imagine what he does to his cat
Someone donated for him to re-download it again, but even without the donation, he'd eventually download it back anyway like he always has. There's is no eacaping it 😂
If you breathe, you're a stream sniper. If you cut on a game, you're a stream sniper. If you blink, you're a stream sniper. If you eat and drink, you're a stream sniper. If you get married and have kids, you're a stream sniper. If you spend time with families on the holidays, you're a stream sniper. If you pet cute animals daily, you're a stream sniper. Do anything, you're apparently a stream sniper now 💀
Man this red dale series is great i wonder what will happen in the next series will dale actually look after his kid or pay his debt maybe not be a loser or will it get worse man i cant wait for series 2 wonder if the intro will change.
A group of like... a 100 people in NA comply to play ranked the exact moment hr starts playing only to have a chance to bully him in Trkken 8 because have nothing better to do... Seens legit.
He's getting his ass beat by kazuya with no neutral just df1 2 and df2 imagine heihachi locking him down with f4 and df1 with CH launchers and omen that leads to a billion damage he will crash out and say they made him a "Scrub character"
15:00 I ain’t going to lie but that was nice fcking side step into the grab. I wouldn’t be salty at all. I’ll be in disbelief mode for good 5 to 10 mins if that happen to me. lol
He says he’s retiring from Tekken but we all know like a summer ant, Unc is gonna keep smelling the syrup
😂😂😂
unc is gonna keep sealing up his cracks tekken is gonna come back and why? Because he can smell the syrup
Wutt?? Your life has ZERO PURPOSE, literally NO PURPOSE AT ALL! 😉🤣🤣🤣
☀ 🐜
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE LMAO
I spilled coffee on my shirt before an important meeting, it's a stream sniper.
My favorite TV show got canceled unexpectedly, it's a stream sniper.
I accidentally locked myself out of the house, it's a stream sniper.
I was late to work because of traffic, it's a stream sniper.
I lost my keys and had to search for them for an hour, it's a stream sniper.
My phone died right before I could take a picture, it's a stream sniper.
I stepped in a puddle and soaked my socks, it’s a stream sniper.
I forgot to bring my lunch to work, it's a stream sniper.
I found out my favorite grocery item was out of stock, it's a stream sniper.
The Wi-Fi went down right as I was about to stream a movie, it's a stream sniper.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's a stream sniper.
mother dropped him on floor when he was a baby, it`s stream sniper.
My network cable died on me and i have no way to replace it at the moment, its a stream sniper.
The dog chewed up the strings on my shoes, it's a stream sniper.
Textbook paranoia.
Somewhere in the world, in a random building, working for some random company, an accountant took a sip of their coffee. They don't know it, but they are now Dale's stream sniper.
On wifi 😂
@@psicho9217😂😂
While oh point oh percent! 😂
Cheeks clapped ✅
Tekken 8 uninstalled ✅
Child support paid ❌
121k debt paid ❌
Acting job landed ❌
The Lili with the name LowMaiin is a female streamer that 3-0 LTG while he cut the feed, poor girl didn't know much about LTG till some of us from Immo restream went over, girl straight roasted him when she found out 😂 also we got her to sub goals that night big ups Immo community
Anyone who wrecks Daley is a hero, Thanks for giving her regards for all of trolldom
@@Eastsid3 she also 3-0 Dale 🤣🤣🤣
Ehhh still a bunch of degenerate losers
Nothing brings a tear to my eye more than the unified hate towards a man helping others...First the pop out concert with kdot and friends where he got every gang to unify to call bbl drizzy a pdf and now the members of Immo's stream helping get a streamer that deserves it to their sub goal...its crazy to think hate/dislike towards a person can bring good into the world LMAO honestly if I was either drake or dale in that situation I'd start the Grand Canyon arc
Immo: Sends community to help streamer reach her sub goal and gain new viewers
Daluluwan: Sends community to harass and dox streamer or anyone deemed an enemy of the Covenant
16:10 was just beautiful lol
Aww, the opponent was so nice, waiting for Dale's Feng to stand up lol
Triple H would be proud!
😂😂😂😂 ngl even I would’ve been a little tight from that one the timing was immaculate
the dashboarding right after is what really finished me off 😂😂😂😂
That right there is a King Player at its finest! Costume is questionable...
Lazy.
Doubtful.
Fragile.
Anxious.
Mentally touchable.
Notice i didn't say physically because it's just a god damn video game.
😂😂😂😂
BASED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But let's not be selfish!! 😂😂😂
"But let's not be selfish" Lol
I walk a path (of sodium)
And then he gifted himself enough subs to hit goal so he could reinstall the very next stream 🤣 dale can't stop smelling the syrup
Is he smelling the syrup or you because you knew the reference to even make that joke so that’d make you a fan really.
@@jayloncollins9681 that's a reference from his most iconic rant the one that went viral in 2022 you know the lighting meme everyone knows that one
@@jayloncollins9681this is not the gotcha you this it is retard 😂
@@jayloncollins9681shutchobitchassup
@@jayloncollins9681the only fans to ltg are his mods and members that are complete noLifes
RED DALE INTRO IS ALWAYS PEAK
Are we always just gonna point out how good his intro is
@@GOTTA_RUN yes
Movie cinemas detailed intro
Of course it's always peak because it's the ONLY intro so far, right? 🥳🤡🥳🤡🥳
It’s a peak intro
I think the part of the human brain that's supposed to produce joy has withered and died within Dale's skull long ago. It's been so long since he's played games to have fun that he is neurologically no longer able to. Those neuron pathways are a mass graveyard in his head.
I always thought he had some form of brain damage
His brain (or lack there of) has been contaminated by sodium and delirium from all the years of getting bodied and immaturity
"I'm not even playing for real"
***Proceeds to delete the game!!😂😂
He'll be black. I mean back.
10:10 NICHOLAIIII
"you think i play this offline? ive got shit to do, to succeed" etc
dude, people who are successful generally don't talk about how they're so busy being successful. they may have specific activities or events they participate in they can point out
dale has nothing
U won’t see Elon hating on dale in the comments either
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf and?
Damn, that Nina straight embarrassed Dale. He was helpless just throwing out moves praying for a hit
It's a troll named Nicolai. He has a channel where he has montages from 7 bodying Dale over and over again. He also puts up raw footage of Dale unedited. He's in it for trolling Mr Wilson. Check it out. He has his footage of three fights that day which Dale shut his gameplay off and you can watch it from Nicolai's pov.
@@TheTha411 I know the legend Nicholai, but I didn't know that Nina was the man himself.
@@spencermcbride3881 Yes sir. The Pink King was also him 😂
10:09 "You should see this broke nighas connection"
Turns off the screen.
It's a damn shame that I can never find this guy to beat his ass myself 😅
This channel is the best, good edits & cuts straight to the salt, filters out all the bloatware/silent gameplay 😂😂😂
Only complaint I could have is the video quality compared to other clip posters 😢 it's always 480p brou
So many dudes on RUclips make videos off of LTGs video I couldn’t tell who’s edit is who’s
Dale really moves like hes the final boss 😂. he’s like darth vader force choking his subordinates for no reason, other than the fact that he’s mad and just wanted to. like when he removes modship or bans ppl who donate to him 🤣
This is the same duu who bought a digital copy of Street Fighter V after destroying a physical copy on-stream.
He will *ALWAYS* come crawling back to his safe spaces.
He should know that stream snipping in a game like this doesn't help his opponent at all, because they have the delay, with that delay they would be hella easier to beat, but dale is now one step closer to accepting what his reality is
wdym, maphacks in chess are a real issue and shouldnt be treated so lightly
@@SaltedFishEqualToHeaven Tekken 8 is not Chess, although even as I type this I realise the author probably ignored you coz you're a moron..
0:06 he'll be back
Can’t believe I just saw that he gets a sprayed on hairline and concealer on the sides/back of his head. Wild.
LTG is a legend. He’s the unwittingly best comedian of FGC. I’ve never laughed harder watching him get mentally destroyed in comeback rounds.
i 100% agree
Quits at purple ranks bc he knows he hit a plateau
Dale would see your comment and probably go "What the fuck is a play-tee-ay-yoo?"
@@RosencrantzxGuildensternAnd then after that "mods, 2 week em"
he's probably boosted imo, he always has a huge winning streak whenever he starts playing on stream but of course loses it immediately 1 game in
@@RosencrantzxGuildensternMy sides are on the Richter scale
@@RosencrantzxGuildenstern Sounds like a Busta Rhymes line.
16:09 LMFAO 😂
😂😂 best in game moment
😂😂😂😂
Did he really just say succeed in life knowing what we know outside of streaming? LMAO
Why is he saying stream sniper like that's supposed to make up for the fact he is getting cooked? 😂lol
4:22
“Mentally untouchable”
The order up is peak cringe ngl. Even thecuckenant members were calling it cringe lol
Does Dale use guerrilla glue to keep his hat on his head?
He uses the salt to keep his man weave in place
I love how many unintentional 4th wall breaks by the in game character's quotes there are in this video lmao
I burst out laughing when Asuka told him he's weak. It wasn't just a win quote, she was speaking directly to Dale. 😂
“Nothing personal”
😂😂
God he hit the uninstall button like he was doing strings lol
intro always gets me bruh lol
dude saying he is being stream sniped , but a girl who didnt even know who he was beat him 😂
They uninstall his whole console with a permaban
And the absolute worst part he's complaining about the heat gauge and he's using a character that teleports all over the place and the thing is you don't even need any kind of meter to do that😂 #SCRUBLIFE
Y’all see that sus video of Dale getting makeup put on him at the barber?
Post link
@@Eastsid3Feels like a gamble whether RUclips will allow a comment with a link to be seen. It’s not really sus tbh, the barber was showing how he puts concealer around and under the fade for clients who might not have the clearest skin and used LTG to demonstrate it. I guess his age is starting to show on the sides of his head lol
The one that proves he has a fabric hair piece?
LTG and DSP make are a good couple.
That King was funny af😂😂
Dale is truly a disgrace. Imagine being 40 yrs old like him and acting like an extreme rage-quitting 6 yr old.
Or blabbing about it when u could watch in silence.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf How about you go do something productive in silence?
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfhi Dale
And what blows my mind it the fact that he absolutely refuses to play with anyone other than Victor and Feng
the moment at 17:00 that really gets me is when he tries to say that bryan is easy and lame in this game. i dare dale to try and do 1 taunt jet upper.
"Human gets space aids"
even his laugh sounds fake. like what a sociopath thinks someone laughing something off would sound like. dude is touched.
All it takes is one reinstall. We all know he isn't the type to go into his files and actually delete his save data too, so bet he'll be right back into it pretty soon like nothing happened.
All hail WhereIsSlimBob! The person that set LTG over the edge!!
You never know he might go back to 7 Became of the amount of times we heard the you'd never see them do this to me on t7 line
And he was so much worse in tekken 7 bro was stuck in yellow ranks, he would NEVER hit blue ranks on T7 without heat mechanics, infinite rematch and win streak bonus that makes you climb much easier
He doesn’t know what “remedial” means. Uses that word wrong every time
Remedial can basically mean novice. Ur just 2dum 2no ur dum
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfit means if someone’s not skilled enough to be alongside their peers, like if an 8th grader doesn’t know any material past 6th grade. If anything he’s remedial
Dale should be winning bread but here is Pink Bread King taking all the Ws
This dude is a joke parody of a henchman that has to guard the back door of a crappy club that thinks he's final boss material even though he always gets capped first and easiest while he walks off to pee in a bottle to save for his collection lol.
"If anyone picks any character and presses any buttons to attack you already know it's a stream sniper, which we all know are the most powerful beings in existence. Even though I could beat them easily if they'd just let me spam and not fight back. That's why I'm the greatest."
How is the 10 win streak guy a stream sniper? 😹
Good point
What an informative and helpful video description, Red. Keep it up!
Someone should make a compilation of every sexual comment LTG makes about Lilli. That would be at least 30 mins
He seems like a pubescent male to me. Almost every time a woman is on screen whether that’s ingame or in a video he’s reacting to, he feels the compulsion to throw in some oddly sexually charged comment. The only adults who do that are either active or recovering chronic gooners
2 days tops
KEEP SEASONING
The Tekken community prospers once again
Gotta love him now always scanning the chat for someone to take his anger out on.
If he does that to people who pay him imagine what he does to his cat
Bruh my heart can't take that thought _why would you put that in my head_
Dont delete the game pls gramps we need content😢😢😢
HighTierDeadbeat uninstalled Tekken as quickly as he uninstalled his daughter.
Losing to an asuka main is some crazy ass work lmao. She's so damn easy to punish😂 and my main is slower than hers! 😂😭😂
He will be back on Tekken in a week mashing and complaining like it never happened
But why he never uses the heat mechanic? He always complains but never uses it
Yes Dale, they’re ALL stream snipers. Let’s say that’s true. ALL THAT MEANS IS THEY GET INTO MATCHES WITH YOU, they still have to beat you…
If he's not trying, why is he getting so mad?
You said he mad? Mods you know what to do
13:00 bro spammed the exact same string five times and got punished
Dale "I'm not even trying" Wilson
Someone donated for him to re-download it again, but even without the donation, he'd eventually download it back anyway like he always has. There's is no eacaping it 😂
Issa stream sniper...
Me: are they in the room with you now?
Peaked at gold 5
He realized he should've never been Fujin on his other account in the first place.
Dane Emanuela Womanson
Holy moly, I'm not gay but err...gotta love that pink KING! 👌😗
Sounds gay
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf Yer mum knows I'm not 🥳
i wonder if he will reinstall it tomorrow 😳😳
oh yeah new upload as soon as i comeback from training, life is good
If you breathe, you're a stream sniper.
If you cut on a game, you're a stream sniper.
If you blink, you're a stream sniper.
If you eat and drink, you're a stream sniper.
If you get married and have kids, you're a stream sniper.
If you spend time with families on the holidays, you're a stream sniper.
If you pet cute animals daily, you're a stream sniper.
Do anything, you're apparently a stream sniper now 💀
and he reinstalled in less than 12 hours, like the bum he is, predictable.
The edits 1st fight. 😂😂😂😂😂 dude thank you!!!! 😂😂😂😂
We taking bets on when he returns… again?
Next week.
@@venomfuryx3250 Next day
As 46 year old gamer I still do better than him and I only play it till I get the season pass finished he don’t seem to improve
Man this red dale series is great i wonder what will happen in the next series will dale actually look after his kid or pay his debt maybe not be a loser or will it get worse man i cant wait for series 2 wonder if the intro will change.
A group of like... a 100 people in NA comply to play ranked the exact moment hr starts playing only to have a chance to bully him in Trkken 8 because have nothing better to do... Seens legit.
Dang this happened when I was too drained to continue watching 😂 I'm glad He got his ass whoop
The fact he thinks Bryan's a "spam character" even in T8 and a top tier no less shows that he's absolutely delusional about Tekken.
Lucky Charms Marshmallow, King went crazy.
He'll be back when the next character drops
He's getting his ass beat by kazuya with no neutral just df1 2 and df2 imagine heihachi locking him down with f4 and df1 with CH launchers and omen that leads to a billion damage he will crash out and say they made him a "Scrub character"
It surprises me hes not a raven main
I give it a week
17:16 he quit when he was finally getting better and probably didn’t even notice because of his ego stay free dale
What's this, retirement number fifteen?
15:00 I ain’t going to lie but that was nice fcking side step into the grab. I wouldn’t be salty at all. I’ll be in disbelief mode for good 5 to 10 mins if that happen to me. lol
Bro this man was cooking him all set, 16:10 is also immaculate play, that guys actually really good
@@mnonodzilala8508you could definitely tell he probably on a alt account ranking back up.
Lol I haven't seen the Red Dwarf intro in years and now my nostalgia has been corrupted by LTG 😂😂
the fucking editing 1:01 kills me
The zoom ins.🤣😭 I haven't played Tekken since Tekken 4, im pretty sure i can take Dale.😆
See you tomorrow, Dale.
Based Nicholai
Naaaaaah 16:13 that grab was sick tho
Probably already reinstalled. It's how he makes his money, losing and moaning about it. Got no choice.
Good Stuff Thanks
That king player did him dirty on that second game, damn 🤣🤣🤣