@@uN-KEMPt literally my father preached my whole life he would never accept an animal in his house ever and then he got me a puppy and now I just regularly walk in on him cuddling the dog like why are they all like this
@@honeyjar2970 I did a bunch of research so I could get a bird over the course of three years, and my dad kept saying "no, birds aren't good pets," Three years later, my mother found a really good cage at the swap shop for free, we cleaned it and set it up and my father begrudgingly let me get Baz, and when I spent time with her before bringing her home he fell in love with her and she's probably his favorite out of our five pets. He wants more birds now lmaoo
techno most of the time: wholesome floof discussions, this dog is the highlight of life on earth techno to jschlatt: think of how far i could drop kick a dog that small
When Philza talked about meeting Techno, he said Techno's dad told him about the surreal experience of having a video recommended to him on RUclips which was just every time the family dog had shown up in Techno's videos. I wonder if this was that video.
I am gonna miss Technoblade with Floof and Techno in general. Rest In Peace. But that Jump to "This was for my sister" into "I am gonna get my dog" is the most relateable thing that I have ever seen
@@ava6977 cuz this is what ends up happening. Kids barely take care of pets so the parents have to do it. And since the mother usually does the household stuff she asks the dad to take the dog out for walk, do the toilet training and stuff and then they end up bonding
@@aritraghosh3441 honestly though thats really true with my dad and my dog, i have maids though so my mom is the one who takes care of him the most, takes him for walks and stuff when me and my sisters are at school or with friends
The parallel between Techno loving this small cutesy little puppy named _f l o o f_ versus Tommy's bigass dogs called *B E T T Y* and *W A L T E R* I mean I just find it uh.. interesting
I have three dogs and their names are Brian, Robert and Benjamin so I didn’t actually notice how weird Tommy’s dog’s names were because I’m used to naming my dogs actual formal things 😂
@@millyhearts Oh I was actually kinda like pointing out how Techno named his dog really _cutesy_ whilst Tommy's are the formal ones like I kinda find it interesting given their personalities but then again their names fit them perfectly and Tommy's the type to name his pet moth ✨ _Clementine_ ✨ Also my dogs are named Clayton and Claymore which is kinda 'formal' too ig?? Aha
Just listening to Technoblade’s voice and confirming that he is a person that exists confirms my undying simpery and love for him. I have never loved a youtuber this much.
The green screen bit is a great peak in to what techno looked like when he was healthy. It’s unfortunate that the pictures we do get to see, he was sick. Still. Technoblade never dies.
all cats have such different personalities! one of my cats sleeps and eats all day (he's even starting to get chubby) and the other one is a full-time huntress full of energy. i love them so much smh
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 the cat chooses you. You don't choose the cat. If the cat loves you, you're the human the cat needs. If the cat is lazy. You're the slave.
Oh but it iiiisss.... And I have the perfect video downloaded where I can hear it all the time and laugh.. He removed it from his chanel many years ago but I have it!!! And it's one on my favorite videos ever!!! Lmao
@@pollythea wait did he remove it? NOOOOO i remember watching this before and i absolutely loved it awh man so much content :( edit - oiiii no this video is still available ruclips.net/video/DFJOrWLI-pk/видео.html there yee are
@@pollythea ohhhhh I don’t think I have watched that one but am sure it was great (after all it is techno content) alsooooo why did he remove it? Sorry I just discovered techno like last year
My older brother’s dog, when he was a puppy would run around the house so much. Our floors were slippery and Tidus (the dog) would slam into some of the shit we have and it would shake it off. Slammed into me once at full force and that shit hurt.
Our big stupid German Shepard gets chased by our little dog and he gets so into it all that he runs full speed into walls all the time. But seeing this big dog running and seconds later just seeing a dog a fourth it’s size going after it just never gets old.
Evry video that has technoblade in the title thumbnail or channel name is getting recommened to me. I miss him so much, and I can imagine Floof also misses him...
Theres also one part in his SEVERELY underrated Minecraft Story Mode VODs where someone in chat asks him to get Floof and Techno responds by saying "I would, but there's people home right now... and Floof will only choose to hang out with me if there's literally no other options."
Cats have various personalities, you can't say there's only good dogs or only lazy cats, I have 2 cats and one is a *hekin chonk* and other is an athletic war noodle
techno says to quackity that humans were better because the animal gets tired and we have endurance Techno: I’m tired and this puppy is still full of energy
Fun fact… TechnoDad answered a question about this Techno moved out before his diagnosis so floof would look for him, but after the diagnosis when they’re go to visit him, Floof would get used to that routine But they stopped because he passed, and TechnoDad occasionally catches floof looking around the house
@@DynamicFalafels nope, check the SkyWars playlist. After the cancelling, Techno has been privatizing a lot of his old videos. There only about 7 or 8 of the first 50 numbered still public. This video included
"The thing about cats is that they just do not care if you live or die. Coz they're cats? And their only objective in life, from what I've seen, is to find your most comfortable chair and sit in it all day long, *judging you*." - Technoblade, from Survey of Cats
Floof is gonna miss Techno so bad, we love you Techno
o7
o7
o7
o7
O7
baby animal is stronger than man that never dies
True
somehow yes :D
maybe thats why he hates children o.o
Puppy > Immortal Pigman = IMMORTAL DOG
Preach
"he's 70% fur and my life is a lie"
30% water
Yep. Furry water
@@mere_serendipity8275 GOD NO
@@mere_serendipity8275 Lol wat
@@mere_serendipity8275
NONONO
Floof could steal one of his kidneys and he’d be like “it’s just a kidney, come on, I have like 2 of them it’s fine who needs kidneys anyways”
he's immortal the loss of one kidney won't do anything
Why do I feel like he's said that before lol
Why do I feel like he's said that before lol
tbf knowing Techno a stranger could do that to him and he might just say that after giving up
I would honestly
[ 3:45 ] Techno: _"OHMYGODTHISISTHEGREATESTMOMENTOFMYLIFE"_
Why does this have the same energy as "OHMYGODIT'SROBERTDOWNEYJR."
sounds like "Chocolate Vanilla Swirl With Cookie Crunch" vine
Technoblade : i dont want a dog
Family : *gets dog anyways*
Technoblade: *joy*
*pure happiness*
*feels like christmas*
He’s like all dads ever
@@uN-KEMPt literally my father preached my whole life he would never accept an animal in his house ever and then he got me a puppy and now I just regularly walk in on him cuddling the dog like why are they all like this
@@honeyjar2970 I did a bunch of research so I could get a bird over the course of three years, and my dad kept saying "no, birds aren't good pets,"
Three years later, my mother found a really good cage at the swap shop for free, we cleaned it and set it up and my father begrudgingly let me get Baz, and when I spent time with her before bringing her home he fell in love with her and she's probably his favorite out of our five pets. He wants more birds now lmaoo
👑F L O O F👑
💕 FLOOF SUPPORT 💕
Yes.
FLOOF
Floof!!!
✨f l o o f✨
“Who needs socks, there is only death.” -Technoblade
Why is there 1.1k likes yet no replies
@@ranbo0 because of the gravity of the earth
@@TJTheEpicGamerGuy valid
@@ranbo0 cause people too lazy to type sumn
and so death came
“I’ve become that guy that hates people and loves animals”
I’ve never related to anything more
same-
Wait... that isn't most people?
@@gabrielmcghie5310 yeshaps
The issue is that Techno has a cat personality himself
Technoblade has low self esteem confirmed
there is so much potential in this comment
@@frauggie840 catgirl techno
@@irenes4939 _catgirl techno_
@@frauggie840 OH N O *HERE COME THE TIKTOK EDITS N O*
*I will not get attached to this dog* said every man ever before the dog became their best friend
I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it
Did floof die or does he not talk about floof anymore
@@wildyoshi2313 i wanna know too
@@wildyoshi2313 I'm pretty sure he just doesnt talk about him
@@wildyoshi2313 pretty sure he just doesn't talk much about it
“I’d sell floof for a Starbucks coupon that doesn’t even work”
Literally a millisecond later:
“I love Floof”
It was edited that way u know.
It’s funny though
Timestamp 7:15
😂
4000 like
techno most of the time: wholesome floof discussions, this dog is the highlight of life on earth
techno to jschlatt: think of how far i could drop kick a dog that small
True
1999
Tragedy
“I can only trust him as far as I can throw him, and I could throw him very far”
@@ordinarykobe *pain.*
lmao
When Philza talked about meeting Techno, he said Techno's dad told him about the surreal experience of having a video recommended to him on RUclips which was just every time the family dog had shown up in Techno's videos. I wonder if this was that video.
Is there a link to that video?
Legend has it floof is stealing technoblade's sock till this day
He is using them to make a sock shelter to all dogs in the street
does he still have floof ?
@@akumu7132 nah bro
@@juliancastro495 pretty sure he ate floof
Such a brave pupper.
Ah yes, Technoblade talking about dog while he was killing orphans in the background-
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@Mariam Boughaleb2 make that three ;)
@@zaei3352 FOUR
@@MyChannel-zk3eb 5
Dragon austo 6
"Do you get a cat, so you could have something lazier than you in your house?"
Honestly? Yeah, I'm content with my cat just vibing
Same
And then feel terrible when you realize that you're lazier than your cat
my cat just vibes most of the tim,e but randomly he would start punching my leg idk why
lol same, i'm alright with my cats just vibing, but i play fetch with them so at least they're not *that* lazy
My cat wasn't lazy when we got him. He ate snakes and killed birds and stuff. Now he's lazier then me.
I am gonna miss Technoblade with Floof and Techno in general. Rest In Peace. But that Jump to "This was for my sister" into "I am gonna get my dog" is the most relateable thing that I have ever seen
The fact floof has outlived Techno.
Sigh. Fly high potato king.
Your legend lives on, rest easy.
Never. Techno is alive till the day his name is no longer uttered or remembered
He will live on for centuries
Perhaps eternity
Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies!
techno is like the dad of the family that was against the animal and is now the one who loves it the most
WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE LMFAO
@@ava6977 cuz this is what ends up happening. Kids barely take care of pets so the parents have to do it. And since the mother usually does the household stuff she asks the dad to take the dog out for walk, do the toilet training and stuff and then they end up bonding
@@aritraghosh3441 that's actually a good explanation wow
@@aritraghosh3441 honestly though thats really true with my dad and my dog, i have maids though so my mom is the one who takes care of him the most, takes him for walks and stuff when me and my sisters are at school or with friends
Bad description, considering his not a dad nor was he against him.
Wholesome techno?
Wait till he dropkicks the dog.
Wholesome techno👌🏻
Y e s
@@76e85 oh n-
Nha, techno probably made floff orphan before getting him
The parallel between Techno loving this small cutesy little puppy named _f l o o f_ versus Tommy's bigass dogs called *B E T T Y* and *W A L T E R* I mean I just find it uh.. interesting
Its somewhat a formal name for a dog xD
*𝔀 𝓪 𝓵 𝓽 𝓮 𝓻*
tommy is like floof and techno is like walter, it's balance
I have three dogs and their names are Brian, Robert and Benjamin so I didn’t actually notice how weird Tommy’s dog’s names were because I’m used to naming my dogs actual formal things 😂
@@millyhearts Oh I was actually kinda like pointing out how Techno named his dog really _cutesy_ whilst Tommy's are the formal ones like I kinda find it interesting given their personalities but then again their names fit them perfectly and Tommy's the type to name his pet moth ✨ _Clementine_ ✨
Also my dogs are named Clayton and Claymore which is kinda 'formal' too ig?? Aha
Techno saying "woof woof" is just the best thing ever
Nah cause i can smell the tiktok cosplayers from miles away
@@impulsivechaos5138😂
7:03
Techno: dying
Floof: *“You air forces have a pleasant aroma.”*
😂😂😂😂 fr
I’ve never wanted to meet someone more than Techno. Seeing that he can be wholesome just gives me the happy noises.
Weird but honestly...same
I wanna meet him purely because chaotic energy plus chaotic energy.... equals CHAOS
What is the happy noises
@@simplyrhino_ usaul its incoherent noises or squealong
Two words... Parasocial relationship (:
"im not even that out of shape"
*Gets tired from punching a virtual tree foe a few seconds*
Hey try it in real life
being strong isn't the same as being out of shape
@@hjoehj0996 ok i will
bruv that vr stuff is so tiring like wow iitriogiraognr
Doesn't get tired from farming potatoes for 12 hours
Techno: isn’t a blood god in the video
Everyone: *wait, that’s illegal*
*All the orphans that were slain in the background would like to talk with you*
@@Dutch8289 pffftt-
You fool techno is tenderizing flood for the sacrifice
@@Dutch8289 LMAO
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Just listening to Technoblade’s voice and confirming that he is a person that exists confirms my undying simpery and love for him. I have never loved a youtuber this much.
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Ow
@@yarrowplant ow indeed. still cry on occasion.
i love how techno never wanted to have a dog but when his sister got one he immediately fell in love with the dog
"he just walks into my room grabs a suck and just walks out without saying a word."
*wait dogs say words*
Always has been
Grab 😳 a 😳 *what* 😳
@@ava1632 no please stop
@@ava1632 a suck
everyone gangsta till they grab a *suck*
Floof can melt anyone's heart. Do not underestimate floofs power, even when it comes to technoblade.
I agree 😶👍
“You’re terrible at pvp floof, get good!”
I wheeze
Me too-
Imagining technoblade running around following his dog to give him is laptop charger that is giving me really wholesome vibes
The green screen bit is a great peak in to what techno looked like when he was healthy. It’s unfortunate that the pictures we do get to see, he was sick. Still. Technoblade never dies.
Never forget
This is such a "dad doesn't want pet, pet and the dad after" moment
floof: *lacks thumbs*
techno: *you're terrible at pvp, git gud*
technoblade: has destroyed the same nation twice over and hates orphans.
also technoblade:has a dog named floof 😭🤣😭🤣
TpP
@Demi Jade 0-0
@Demi Jade omg I've been enlightened
@Demi Jade my dogs still know their mother even tough we don't own her , they arent orphans, I think-..
i love how the clip went from "I will sell that dog for a Starbucks coupon" then "Floof is great"
the fact that technoblades’s dad saw this on his recommendation is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
This has now become my comfort video, my entire emotional stability is now dependent on whether I have watched this video that day or not
Same 🥺
This gives me so much serotonin
yes
Techno is being called a nerd by floof
Technoblade: "Floof keeps sneaking in to steal my socks."
Plot twist: Floof is sneaking in right now to steal his socks again
Didn't hear him turn around to check
Floof is the chillest dog I have ever seen
Techno: Doesn't want the dog
Family: Gets the dog anyway
Techno and the dog later:
Techno: Doesn't want a Floof
Family: Gets a Floof
Techno and the Floof: :)
this will get recommended soon
Clearly it was recommended to me lmao
it was
true.
You were right
You were right
Rest in peace Technoblade 🕊️
"I will sell that dog for a Starbucks coupon that doesn't even work"
A fraction of a nanosecond later:
"Floof is great"
No one:
Floof's arms: \ /
Bruh my cat runs around my house like it’s the last time she’ll live. She is the opposite of lazy
bonds with cats are . So special. i am a cat lover forever
It is the last time she’ll live if she's on her ninth life, lol
all cats have such different personalities! one of my cats sleeps and eats all day (he's even starting to get chubby) and the other one is a full-time huntress full of energy. i love them so much smh
Especially when its midnight. My cat likes to play with hair ties, and will bring me them at night.
@@kermitzefrog1163 I’d get a cat if it could find and bring me my hair ties
This video taught me that dog > friends.
True 😌
I almost feel like making friends so my dog wont feel lonely
@@jefferson745 awe that’s sweet 🥺
Yes
Dog=Friends
i love how he says that cats just stare at u and judge you, while my cat is laying on my lap purring and forcing me to pay attention to her
I hope I get that lucky when I get a cat, lol.
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 the cat chooses you. You don't choose the cat.
If the cat loves you, you're the human the cat needs.
If the cat is lazy. You're the slave.
@@conniedoesexist1807 Agree to disagree, lol.
@@conniedoesexist1807 that cat has like no choice of who its owner is tho
@@conniedoesexist1807 so I feel that you choose the cat
"It only took a couple of days for this dog to become the entire basis of my emotional stability." Mood (3:28)
I'm just imagining Techno training floof to be some kind of PvP god who would just Alt F4 dream in a pvp fight, and it's hilarious
Techno: *talks about Floof*
Hypixel chat: "Nerd" "Techno get friends, he has none"
Lol I saw the same thing
Floof is the equivalent of carl (techno's horse on the dream SMP) In real life
Or Steve
Techno is just a big animal lover, he keeps collecting them
Or Brick
The only difference is nobody's paying him to keep floof alive
@@rexysmile Nah at this point he just does it because he cares about them lmao
watching this after he died, i’m so upset rn
Technoblade Never Dies with memories
floof is so cute bet he miss's techno rest in peace
Me*having almost 15 cats*: *gasps, shocked Pikachu face**tear up *
*almost* 15 cats? Do you have like 14 and a half cats or something
@@Rain-zh6lb one of the cats was Schrodinger's.
@@mikechurvis9995 you smart bastard. Take my like.
Same😭
@@Rain-zh6lb more or less I forgot to count but yeah since there also new kitties like just like weeks born before🤔
“Get good floof” Floof is a pvp god he just doesn’t realise
i'm liking ur comment bc its funny and bc it was on 69. RIP my innocence
3:45 i have trouble believing this is techno's voice
Glitch?
Oh but it iiiisss.... And I have the perfect video downloaded where I can hear it all the time and laugh.. He removed it from his chanel many years ago but I have it!!! And it's one on my favorite videos ever!!! Lmao
@@pollythea wait did he remove it? NOOOOO i remember watching this before and i absolutely loved it awh man so much content :(
edit - oiiii no this video is still available ruclips.net/video/DFJOrWLI-pk/видео.html there yee are
@@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle I was talkin about one with roblox Harry Potter but this one works too lmao..
@@pollythea ohhhhh I don’t think I have watched that one but am sure it was great (after all it is techno content) alsooooo why did he remove it? Sorry I just discovered techno like last year
can we just respect how good this man is at not revealing his face while on camera with angels
I feel bad for Floof, he's probably waiting for techno to come home.
News reporter clickbait be like :A 4 month old puppy is more energetic than a full grown men that never die s
Dream profile picture guy talks abouth video being clickbait. Why am i not suprised
It's not a clickbait?
@@user-zy5dn5up8h yeah the video is not clickbait
@@user-zy5dn5up8h he’s making a joke
@@fallendown8828 it’s a joke...
My older brother’s dog, when he was a puppy would run around the house so much. Our floors were slippery and Tidus (the dog) would slam into some of the shit we have and it would shake it off. Slammed into me once at full force and that shit hurt.
Our big stupid German Shepard gets chased by our little dog and he gets so into it all that he runs full speed into walls all the time. But seeing this big dog running and seconds later just seeing a dog a fourth it’s size going after it just never gets old.
Lmfaoooo
The first animal that hasnt made techno want to stab em.
I salute floof.
o7
o7
o7
oh seven
o7
Evry video that has technoblade in the title thumbnail or channel name is getting recommened to me. I miss him so much, and I can imagine Floof also misses him...
Miss you buddy rest easy 🕊
“I will sell this dog for a Starbucks coupon that doesn’t even work” literally not even 2 seconds later “floof is great”
"Is the only reason you people have cats around is, so that you can have something lazier than you in the house?" -the Technoblade
"Who needs socks, there is only death" lmao
Theres also one part in his SEVERELY underrated Minecraft Story Mode VODs where someone in chat asks him to get Floof and Techno responds by saying "I would, but there's people home right now... and Floof will only choose to hang out with me if there's literally no other options."
I hate how we are never gonna see videos of Floof ever again. Rest In Peace Technoblade.
well i guess we did see him one last time
His family may still make stuff about floof.
You should go see what the Mr.Technodad channel has to offer!
1:45
Techno just stares at someone, then it cuts to him walking away from that someone dead.
Haha lol
Floof: the chance of my owner "the blade" dying is pretty low... but never zero!
Oof
That aged..... horribly.
@@DaisyFlow14 i know 😔
Rest easy big man
"Is the only reason you people have cats around so you can have something lazier than you in the house?" Xd
Me who had multiple cats
Yes
Nah, I want a cat because it doesn’t bother you 24/7, lol.
I like to imagine Techno's dream smp character like this super menacing, powerful pigman with a little fluff ball following him around everywhere
Imagine being techno’s dad and finding this video lmao 🤣
Your comment did not age well man…
I wouldn’t blame them. I would also fall inlove with *tec-* FLOOF TOO. HEHE
-_-
Weirdchamp
As you should
BOKU WA DOCTOAAAAAA
weirdchamp
“And walks out without saying a WORD” dogs can’t say words, Techno 😂😅👍🐕
"raining men hallelujah"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of...MEN?!
this is just a joke.
That’s called yaoi
EnaLikesThis OH GOD NO. OH PLEASE GOD NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOz
the art of liking men
When he was talking about how Floof was more athletic than him he actually sounded so aggravated AHAHAHAH
When this comes up on your recommended.😢
Miss you techno.
Whats so sad is that this comment section was alive before Technoblades passing .R.I.P
but why were his cats so lazy, mine is super hyperactive and the only time hes resting is while eating 💀
Cats have various personalities, you can't say there's only good dogs or only lazy cats, I have 2 cats and one is a *hekin chonk* and other is an athletic war noodle
@@kazoo5241 SHDHHD ATHLETIC WAR NOODLE
Most cats sleep or laze the whole time while some just wreak havoc. I have both kinds
Mine is a Thug...
Techno and Floof never die
techno says to quackity that humans were better because the animal gets tired and we have endurance
Techno: I’m tired and this puppy is still full of energy
Floof has now somehow managed to outlive Technoblade!
R.I.P.! 💔🪦
"You're terrible at pvp floof get good"
I dont know why but this made me laugh really hard
Floof is probably still waiting for Techno to come home, not knowing that he passed away
why would you say that
Can you hear that? It's the sound of my heart shattering into pieces.
Come on I just wanted a happy memory but I know it’s true
Like that 1 movie Hachi.
Fun fact… TechnoDad answered a question about this
Techno moved out before his diagnosis so floof would look for him, but after the diagnosis when they’re go to visit him, Floof would get used to that routine
But they stopped because he passed, and TechnoDad occasionally catches floof looking around the house
6:10
i am like
awww its like a dad teaching his son to use steering wheel
I hope floof is keeping techno company rn. Especially during the toughest most exhausting times. Floof seems like a good doggo
Sadly this video is probably not on Technoblade's channel anymore...
It's privated
why
Its still here
Nah I'm pretty sure a lot of the vids mentioned are still there
@@DynamicFalafels nope, check the SkyWars playlist. After the cancelling, Techno has been privatizing a lot of his old videos. There only about 7 or 8 of the first 50 numbered still public. This video included
Floof is going to miss him, but hey at least he got his life savings of techno plushes!
"The thing about cats is that they just do not care if you live or die. Coz they're cats? And their only objective in life, from what I've seen, is to find your most comfortable chair and sit in it all day long, *judging you*." - Technoblade, from Survey of Cats
8:30
"raining men, hallelujah" - Technoblade 💀✋
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Technoblade in Minecraft: FEAR ME
Techno irl: Floof play Minecraft for me floof!
Rewatching this to cheer me up with the latest news on Techno.
Same
Same #technosupport
Rewatching this to get over his last Video 😢
I thought this was about his death until I saw that it was posted ten months ago.
I enjoy that Floof’s first camera appearance had sheep noises in the background
Floof
*F L O O F*
Floof
Floof
Fl00f
Floof