Yanderes are delusional though. Literally everything you do is cute and wonderful as long as it's not running away or cheating. (Thats also why the kidnapping is a thing. Obviously you're so wonderful anyone would do horrible things to have you so he has to "protect" you from the world.)
Dear future husband, if you wanne get that special lovin. Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night. 🎶 Yandere version: Dear future husband if you wanna get that special lovin, say you only love me and only me! *Yandere laugh*
@@Angela-ur5yf Exactly!! 😭🤣 How rude of him!! 🙄😒 He kidnaps us, claims he loves us but then leaves us without our cuddles 🧐😢 What an a**hole!! 😑😤 Also I want to go on the swings but he just left me here 🥺😔😭 Like don’t tell me there’s a playground then leave me tied up!! 😠😤 If he won’t give me the WIFI then at least let me have my fun & cuddles 🙄😑
IKR AND ME BEING VERY VERY INTROVERTED IRL THEY WOULD JUST KEEP ME AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND IT WOULD JUST BE US AND DOGS!! I WAS RAISED AROUND BIG AGGRESSIVE DOGS AND PEOPLE IN MY TOWN WOULD TAKE THE DOG THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS WITH AND BRING THEM TO ME AND I WOULD JUST PLAY WITH THEM AND NOTE HOW THEY ACT AND STUFF AND THE OWNERS WOULD HAVE NO MORE PEOBLEMS WITH THEM- PLEASE I WANT THIS LIFE RN😭😭🙏❤️👏
Him: ik every s i n g l e detail Me: hmmm impressive Tell me what's my favourite ice cream flavour Him: that wasn't a part of the script you dumb bench Me: oh
Him: nonono,no WiFi yet. Me: dksowjsvdkofhdheveh Him: Not until you love me. Me: Sir I love you now please can we have WiFi I wanna watch Netflix. Question- am I the only one that feels special listening to theses asmrs?
Him: we got a playground Me: a playground? Like with swings, slides, etc? I love playgrounds!! Him:in case we have kids Me: forget the kids I want to go to the playground (I thought this was funnier in my head lol)
Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you ☺ Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr!
you have no idea how excited i got when i saw that you posted :D especially since it's a yandere vid continue the good work, i'm always looking forward to them!
Astral why do you want to be yandre always? Like Bruh, you're cute. You sound way too better when you're cute and gentle. Make more contents like that please.
I would just except it and I would say ok can we watch demon slayer and eat pancakes while cuddling A yandere to me is like a bf I don't have.... I'm lonely
Also him assuming I’m not gonna use the playground behind the house 🤨 I’m a child at heart. I’m not gonna take care of your kids, you take care of me smh
him: i know everysingle thing about you... me: oh...even i kill someone the kiddnapers my cleary....job (just tryiyng to scare him bcs she has a lover allready) *he scares*
To all those listeners (not us) who reject those DAMN FINE , CARING,LOVING, GIVING YOU EVERYTHING yandere boyfriend/husbands.....you don't want happiness or what? THE MAN PRACTICALLY GIVES YOU HIS LIFE and you reject him....man ,if i had someone like this ,i would be happy enough to end up in his basement and i WOULD be happy!!
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"You're so cute when you sleep"
Me sleeping- *twisted in a painful-looking position and snoring loudly*
Sir, you have...interesting ideas of 'cute'
Same 😔✨
😂Lol
Yanderes are delusional though. Literally everything you do is cute and wonderful as long as it's not running away or cheating.
(Thats also why the kidnapping is a thing. Obviously you're so wonderful anyone would do horrible things to have you so he has to "protect" you from the world.)
Lmaoaoaishsjdjjdjd
@@elissiaroTRUEEE
I don’t know how people listen to this without falling asleep. His voice is so calming and soothing
I know right !!
Yea agreed
I nearly did lmao
You are not alone mate 😂😂
The simps DON'T SLEEP get it?
"yandere Stalker Kidnapped you and take you to his cabin in the woods!?!!"
Me: so....no wifi here?
U guessed it NO W I F I
....oh no .... OKEY I"vE CHANGED MY MIND HOW THE HELL DO I ESCAPE THS PRISON?!
XD
The night is still young
How am I going to watch my yandere asmr tho-
No i wanna go home I HAVE UNLIMITED WIFI not cool i am escaping
Dear future husband, if you wanne get that special lovin. Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night. 🎶
Yandere version:
Dear future husband if you wanna get that special lovin, say you only love me and only me! *Yandere laugh*
*YES*
Him: Wakey Wakey
Me: eggs and bakey 😏😏
Every "sane" person after he left : OKEY THINK HOW TO ESCAPE !
Me: just chillin and sulking cuz I wanted that cuddles =n=
Lmao 🤣 Me too 😂
I was like “Okay that’s great & all but can we cuddle” 🥺
Then he just left me on my own 😔😭
@@Queen_MC273 I know right ?! TnT like don't leave me alone u jerk u kidnaped me at least cuddle me ....
@@Angela-ur5yf Exactly!! 😭🤣
How rude of him!! 🙄😒
He kidnaps us, claims he loves us but then leaves us without our cuddles 🧐😢
What an a**hole!! 😑😤
Also I want to go on the swings but he just left me here 🥺😔😭 Like don’t tell me there’s a playground then leave me tied up!! 😠😤
If he won’t give me the WIFI then at least let me have my fun & cuddles 🙄😑
It so soft and trembling at the same time . Love your work
Imagine getting a cute caring Husband, getting feed and play videogames. Like GUURRLL??? WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT?😭🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻
IKR AND ME BEING VERY VERY INTROVERTED IRL THEY WOULD JUST KEEP ME AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND IT WOULD JUST BE US AND DOGS!! I WAS RAISED AROUND BIG AGGRESSIVE DOGS AND PEOPLE IN MY TOWN WOULD TAKE THE DOG THEIR HAVING PROBLEMS WITH AND BRING THEM TO ME AND I WOULD JUST PLAY WITH THEM AND NOTE HOW THEY ACT AND STUFF AND THE OWNERS WOULD HAVE NO MORE PEOBLEMS WITH THEM- PLEASE I WANT THIS LIFE RN😭😭🙏❤️👏
@@weird_kid4508 BESTIE SAMEEE!!!! JUST ISOLATED ME FROM EVERYONE PLEASE!!!! GIMME VIDEO GAMES AND FOODS AND WE'RE GOOD😭🤚🏻🤚🏻
Imma be a material gwoooorrrl 👠💍👜💵
Him: ik every s i n g l e detail
Me: hmmm impressive
Tell me what's my favourite ice cream flavour
Him: that wasn't a part of the script you dumb bench
Me: oh
He has a cute voice, but he is terrifying. Also, boy you better not be leaving me in a COLD BASEMENT! Wait- did you say dogs?? 👀💕
HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA THATS MEE
Muzan? 😮
Him: nonono,no WiFi yet.
Me: dksowjsvdkofhdheveh
Him: Not until you love me.
Me: Sir I love you now please can we have WiFi I wanna watch Netflix.
Question- am I the only one that feels special listening to theses asmrs?
No the same
Nope same
No 🐘
No you have company wich includes me too
Him: we got a playground
Me: a playground? Like with swings, slides, etc? I love playgrounds!!
Him:in case we have kids
Me: forget the kids I want to go to the playground
(I thought this was funnier in my head lol)
🏴☠️
I love how our first concern was wifi 🤣
Always I'mma material gwoooorrrl👠💍👜💵
It’s an accurate representation of all of us
Him: "and I know your favorite books"
Me: *Shoked pikachu face*
😂
Manga 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Daily reminder!!
Take care of yourself
And
I luv you ☺
Hope you have a great day!!
But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better
Thank you for the asmr!
@✨That one weirdo✨ hi ^^
Again seriusly
@@stony1180 yep seriously
thanks
you too
you have no idea how excited i got when i saw that you posted :D especially since it's a yandere vid
continue the good work, i'm always looking forward to them!
i read the title and my first thought was "
The Cabin in the Woods" good movie
Gosh dang I feel like a brand new person!💖〰️💖
FAtherless 🤩
Him: nonono,no WiFi yet.
Me: dksowjsvdkofhdheveh
Him: Not until you love me.
Me: Sir I love you now please can we have WiFi I wanna watch Netflix.
Forgive me for being late but this is ✨ ABSSUTELUTLY DIVINE ✨
I love your voice, dude. I appreciate your content, it's the only way I can get to sleep anymore.
«wakey wakey »I DIRECTLY THOUGHT BOUT FELIX🫢
You saved me from a creepy dude and became a creepy dude. Wow. 😑😑
Ironic, isn’t it?
him:to you cooking food
Me: I don't know how to cook lol but ok👁️👄👁️
Bruh I can't even bake a cake
@@Akari_Akira I can't even make an egg
@@its_heaven6822 :)
Wakey wakey~~
PLEASE I HEARD THAT AND MY MIND WENT STRAIGHT TO FELIX FROM SKZ
"and i know your favorite books."
Me:You atleast don't know my favorite manhw-i mean manga.
Him: I know every single thing about you
Me: *Who stop talking after 3rd grade from getting bullied*
Me: Are you sure about that?
dogs? DOGS!? I WANNA SNUGGLE THE DOGS! WHAT KIND!? GERMAN SHEPARD? HUSKY? SHIBA INU? PITBULL!? YES I WANNA SEE THE BABIES!
Astral why do you want to be yandre always? Like Bruh, you're cute. You sound way too better when you're cute and gentle. Make more contents like that please.
No dislikes as it should be 😌✨
This was scary and awesome 🤩 have a great day night mate :)
I love these rp it's just *chef's kiss* 😙👌🏻 💖perfect💖
The yandere boy pic is actually c...cute 😳😳😳❤️❤️💓
Wait! Did you say playground??
TAke Me to the Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!! ❤️
People wanting a stalker : 😢
Me having one : 🤓🔪
See,I have another reason leaving online class😇❤️✨
Is not part 3 of this soon? I just fell in love with this one 👉👈 AND your voice is such gorgeous to hear 💖
I agree 😊
"Wakey Wakey, it's time for school-"
i need comments to read while listening to this-
Ooga booga-
there u go, a comment to read-
If I don’t get splinters or something similar to that I’ll be here WILLINGLY- plus games cause like I don’t wanna be bored while staying here
Add more external environmental stimulus in ur vidz its so cool :)
Him:wakey, wakey, wakey wakey wakeyyy
me:🕳👄🕳........👁👄👁🔪
i like youer vidoes make me smile
Part 3 please and thank you for the wedding and more freedom to start a new life
This is why I sleep with a hand-gun- I'm just joking, metal bats are less messy.
Depends, I sleep with chloroform
@@catfish64115 PFFFFTTT
I would just except it and I would say ok can we watch demon slayer and eat pancakes while cuddling
A yandere to me is like a bf I don't have.... I'm lonely
I am the the only one who noticed that astral don t say : perfect but "perfek"
Dude he is pretty handsome
Him: *Leaves*
Me: So no cuddles then? 🥺😔
I loveeeee it❤️❤️❤️
Really ok,i just want a lazy life without school,work,anything that make my energy out..
Him:Anything u wanna watch?
Me:Miraculous Lady bug
Him:Anything u wanna eat
Me:Talenti ice cream Madagascar Vanilla
Pls and thank you 😊
It better be a LUXURY cabin!
heck yea part2 :o
i unintentionally went to part two from part one without even realizing it.
Do i care?
Nope
Im glad I did because I forgot to check 😭
Wakey wakey!~
SNAKEY WAKEY
Woke up, saw yandere, and fucking teleported
Clout makoto approves
Dear my future husband, if you want to marry me, please make sure you have wifi XD anyway I really like this,, thank you for the asmr... amazing work
Only listening to the ASMR: 🦣
Going to the comments to laugh: 🐘
“We’ll get married as soon as we can” fine by me tbh
Also him assuming I’m not gonna use the playground behind the house 🤨 I’m a child at heart. I’m not gonna take care of your kids, you take care of me smh
him: i know everysingle thing about you...
me: oh...even i kill someone the kiddnapers my cleary....job (just tryiyng to scare him bcs she has a lover allready)
*he scares*
To all those listeners (not us) who reject those DAMN FINE , CARING,LOVING, GIVING YOU EVERYTHING yandere boyfriend/husbands.....you don't want happiness or what? THE MAN PRACTICALLY GIVES YOU HIS LIFE and you reject him....man ,if i had someone like this ,i would be happy enough to end up in his basement and i WOULD be happy!!
Hoping for another part
The one dis like why and great vid and everyone have a good day
Me : nooo no wifiiiii my mind : good thing there is no wifi for you :> me : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (my mom acount not mine and dont ask why :v)
Wifi who needs it use data
I love your videos so much and keep up the good work, new subscriber.🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🥺☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
No- no Wi-Fi yet!?!?!?!?
"NO Wi-Fi yes until u learn how to love me"
I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U NOW GIVE ME WIFI 😭😭😭😭 I CAN T
I think we need part three
“Wakey wakey”
FELICKXCCKXKXKCKXKCKC(felix)
I’m sorry. But I don’t know to love you without wifi
Ok i opend this wideo and from look of this guy i Had my expetation of voice and it was corect
*welcome to your new home with your future husband*
Yess😭 i don't have to be single ever again for the rest of my life 💍🌸😌 heck YA!
Boooooop
Can i get a yandere husband?:-:
Can you do an Akaza from demon slayer?
Oof
💗💗💗
Pr 3?
Did you watch me go to the bathroom? Just asking
SAME
😭😭No