THE GREATEST VR GAME EVER MADE | Half Life Alyx (VR) - Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Half Life Alyx is without a doubt the BEST VR videogame ever created. It's absolutely amazing.
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Who's hyped for a Half Life?
Me!
jacksepticeye This guy! 👍🏾🙌🏾
everyone
I am!!! 59:38 was my favorite part because everyone screamed lol
Meeeee
Game: **Forces everyone back to their homes with urgency**
Jack: *This looks like France!*
Covid-19
And every other country in the world pretty much
Lmao
to be perfectly honest the city does look like France, but last time I checked, French police and GIGN didn't force people into their homes.
Yo, if jack sees this, would consider playing Devil May Cry? It would be amazing to see my favorite RUclipsr playing a game from a series I hold so dear to my heart. I love your vids jack, please never stop doing what you do.
Possibly the best dialogue ever, “I have a brain injury, my brain is injured, ow.”
Especially because Alyx is all like “wow, that’s so-“
“MY BRAIN IS INJURED”
“Im so sorr-“
“Ow”
My brain are is hurt
fuckin kreest at that
I was dying when I got there. I am so glad I didn't let a youtube video ruin it for me. Alyx's response was even better. Also, when Eli said he loved alyx, and then the brain damaged vortigon also said he loved alyx.
my brain are have a hurt on in
Jack: I don't want to waste ammo
Also Jack: *shoot clearly dead corpse* got to get that double tap
It's a rule with every Zombie.
You never know if they truly are dead xD
@@LordBloodySoul well if they have no headcrab they are definetly dead
Tips on zombies: If you don't kill it by shooting at the head the head crab will attack *ACK*
LordBloodySoul not half-life zombies
@@LordBloodySoul there will be a time when you forget and get absolutely fucked up by the same zombie
According to the Google, Russell is voiced by Rhys Darby, who also plays Nigel in the new Jumanji Movies. That's a good ear you got there Jack!
Corey Prevade He’s also Coran in Voltron
Or Murray in Flight of the Conchords!
So are we gonna ignore the fact that he downloaded most of the internet??? What did he store it all on. And how much storage does that take?!?!?!?
A NZ Comedian from my Home Country...So Proud...🤔😤
@@ChrisB-25 this is earth post interdimensional invasion. But that happened in the past when the internet was somewhat smaller.
Can I just say how awesome it is that Jack admires EVERY single detail of this game? Like the developers put a lot of effort into every detail, and not everyone notices! This is why Jack is so fantastic! I just love that so much!
I agree! A lot of people get annoyed about how he “ignores” the story, but the environment and details are important too!
I will never understand why Valve thought it was so important to make the alien models in Half-Life: Alyx look so different from the ones in Half-Life 2.
@@andyfriederichsen I'd think that it was a design choice to make it feel like a time before half Life 2
@@dwsnb I doubt it. If that was the case, they would look more like their Half-Life 1 counterparts.
@@andyfriederichsen well they probably did it cause yknow, like Jack said, in half life 1 and 2 you played on a flat screen, but in half life Alyx youre in vr and can see textures much closer. so theyd need to improve the models or people would notice that theyre the same.
Jack: We need really good vr games!
Valve: I’ll do it myself.
Maybe they’ll do horror games
@@Mr_Murdersalot Leave Jacs channel alone
I like your Juzo picture...
@@IzumiMiyamura05 I like you picture
SIMP!?
sean: "don't wanna get motion sickness"
also sean: "i want a vr shadow of the colossus game"
Who Is Sean?
Peanut Is it joke?
@@crazyhole5770 no
@@peanut6008 oh peanut, sean is jacksepticeye's real name
@@doowi3219 no its Jack
Jack really touched me when he’s been admiring everything the game has to offer- from the immensely wide range of features the game adapts, the beautiful interactive environments, and even the menu! It just goes to show how truly appreciative Jack is.
Can you point to this imaginary doll where the tall irish man touched you?
The "HOOOOLY FOOK" really shows how much of an attentive consumer Jack is.
Same here
that is cool
I have no fuckin clue what any of what u said means
1:03:33 “Let’s face the camera”
Yup, you got it
This really made me laugh haha
Imagine getting a reply from THE jacksepticeye you should feel you about yourself for making a quality comment that we all enjoy including the creator
@@jacksepticeye also it made you LAUGH
It would be so crazy if that happened
Imagine making the Jacksepticeye laugh 🥺
Jack: *steps into a white abyss*
“This is the best environment ever”.
Gameplay developer: We want players to feel that they must conserve ammo
Sean: *shoots every dead corpse*
I LOVE how when he got to the elevator scene in the beginning he tried to spam the close elevator button in a panic 🤣.
fun fact: if you continue to tap the button, the combine grunt will become increasingly aggravated and eventually shoot the button out
Same
🤣
I did the same thing as him lol
It is an instinct we all have when it comes to buttons Xp I did it myself
Russell: "A little flick of the wrist"
Jack: *Moves entire arm violently*
Russell!!
DONT TOUCH MY BIG TOE !!!!
I WILL GET ANGRY
god how do people watch this dude. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@by2083 who
@@ryancheese4 hes talking about jack
The combine when they freaked out about the grenade makes them seem more like a real thing instead of a soulless machine
before they just ran with no noise
its because those were metropolitan police who are actual people whereas the combine soldeirs are half robot half human
@@skeleton_trees why did you say it twice?
@@ayy6dee didn't mean to just bad internet connection doin what it does best
So the combine are as dead as alive can be so they are alive but if you saw their face you'd think they were already dead
*People getting beaten in the background*
Jack: "Look at the lighting, in the windows and everything around me are gorgeous!"
*Sounds of people in pain being beaten*
Jack: "Man this game is gorgeous!"
Me: ".....lol..."
Virtual reality boy
Jack: Starts new series
Me struggling to finish Doom Eternal: I’m literally getting no sleep tonight
*_Dont Read ma Profile picture_*
YOU AGAIN GO AWAY
For real this man needs to chill
Wait doom eternal is over.
Hahaha dude I can relate.
Everybody: tries to lay low.
Jacksepticeye: "I LOVE TO DRINK IN THE MORNING!" *sings and throws glass around*
12:58 I just got to that XD
Yo I read this when he said it
I love how all the jumpscares are just
Alyx: "Aah!"
Russell: "Aah!"
Jack: "Aah!"
Me: "Hah!"
I got scared at that part
Me :"aah!" Lol
"I have a gift for you!"
"What is it?"
*"S U S T E N A N C E!"*
C O N S U M E T H E H E A D H U M P E R A L Y X
*PLOT TWIST* IT WAS LAMAR
I HAVE A BRAIN INJURY. OW.
when is this
Standing face to face with him was awesome! That one huge red eye!
Jack: ahhhhh my health is low
Also Jack : forgets he has syringe
I absolutely DID forget I had one
jacksepticeye big braiiiin lol
You were at half-life
@@kat6975 Could be big but smooth...😁
@@joshuahoyer4013 badum tshh
This should be titled : Jack drooling over Half Life Alyx’s graphics for 1 hour and 15 minutes
*16
And 17 seconds
The other 1 minute and 17 seconds are actually playing the game
@@angoose651 ok then
Jack: "But this does not look s***. This looks incredible"
Thing jack's looking at: *Is a trashcan*
"Pick up that can."
Ngl, that trashbag looks highly detailed
My favourite quote: "I may be trash.. but I'm GORGEOUS trash!!"
"All art."
...
"That's just a trashcan."
”Okay, we can go a little longer.”
*’Continues playing for another half hour’*
He probably played longer because of the time it took for all the gameplay
More like another Half Life...
Hahahaha... ha.ha..ha im gonna leave now i dont think that was funny
@@medymiraflor654 thats what i thought that too
Jack: "lets face the camera"
*still faces wrong way*
Alyx's friend: something is wrong
Sean: I see this as an absolute win
59:37
Headcrab: *Comes out of the ground*
Russel, Alyx and Sean: "Aah!"
All in sync too😂
1:01:43
Three badasses in sync
@@Tru_Blu fax
Me: HA
Technically, headcrab zombies aren't really "dead." In fact, being a headcrab zombie is possibly the worst torture imaginable. Firstly, once the headcrab jumps, and latches on, with its "beak" digging into the humans skull, and administering a neurotoxin that knocks the host out. Then, the transformation begins. the headcrab swaps blood with the host, which somehow makes them near immortal. this also causes a lot of skin, muscle, and tissue to be melted away. This makes the iconic "zombie" look. Then the transformation is directed at their hands. Muscles is ripped, and bones are broken and contorted into sharp claws, which make the zombie hands look so long. It uses these claws to attack and bring prey down once the transformation is complete. Now, this is by far the worst part of the transformation. Now, the headcrab covers basically the entire head, including the mouth. This makes it impossible for the host to eat, and if the host eats, the headcrab will sap that energy for itself, essentially a parasite. Now, as an alternative, the headcrabs use the claws that were formed from the hands, and TEARS OPEN THE CHEST. Only combines infected have the glory of not having this happen to them, due to their bulletproof vest. now, the zombie wats dormant, until a human passes near them. It will then awake, and attack the host. The worst part about this all? THE HOST IS ALIVE, CONSCIOUS, AND HAS NO PAIN DAMPENERS AT ALL. The moans from the headcrab zombies? Those are scream's of help from the infected host. they have no control over their body, except combines and the infected marines, as they have detonated grenades to end their suffering. The only way to help these people, is by killing the headcrab, or damaging them enough that the headcrab gets off. This will make them die though, as the headcrab was essentially their lifeline. although, death seems better than what is happening to them now.
Only 6 likes cause we already know this
So what happens when a headcrab zombie kills something? Does it just *schlurp* it into a gaping chest cavity?
@@CQBlitz0 Y'know what? I'll drink to that..
@@TrialDubz you’ll put it in your gaping chest cavity, won’t you?
@@CQBlitz0 My name says it.
you know jack is maturing when he wrote the word "laugh" on the window instead of drawing a small pp.
DONT TOUCH MY BIG DINGELING OR I WILL GET CRAZY LAZY
You mean ding dong?
Pewds drew a pp....
You mean...
My DINGLEBERRY!
@@voornaamachternaam8559 Good point! We all meant dried fecal matter adhering to anal hair.
Comparing this to Felix's play-through is a little funny
Sean: "I would shoot those and get loot by killing them but I don't want to waste my ammo"
Felix: *shoots everything*
I think it's the opposite
Felix is chaotic. I like them both but i prefer Seans play through.
@@jcbergado Felix is literally like a child playing this game and it hilarious. " The adventure from start to beginning."
Exactly!
Jonathan Jacobs 22:50 both reacted to that tape
This is currently the closest thing we got to an outdoor activity
This is currently the closest activity we got to an outdoor thing
Didn’t expect you to be here!
Go walk around your yard, da faq
@@roddrickcarter2805 iRoNy
So true!
"This looks like France," he says as Cyrillic text is on the wall next to him
I'm not saying it IS France, I'm saying it LOOKS like it
jacksepticeye SMALL BRAINNNN
jacksepticeye but did u did u really
Blyat
Cyka Baguette
I can't get over the image in my head of guards ordering people to stay in their homes and all you see is Jack in the background just randomly yelling and throwing stuff.
Jack: "Uh, okay, let's face the camera."
Jack: *immediately spins around to face the wrong way*
I was looking for that comment :'))))
You can get so lost in vr 🤣
@@gashiewashie6493 Same here lol
I want a left 4 dead 3
VALVE
Sean: "what do you say to a zombie?"
Me: "stay down!"
Nice
Thank you
1:09:13 "I have a brain injury"
"Oh. I'm sorry to--"
"My brain is injured!"
"That's terrible, and I hope--"
*"Ow."*
Fantasy seems like he's learning the human language ?
this is my favorite scene so far! The Vortigaunts are the best
Fantasy This is how I will tell people if something hurts from now on.
I would like to tell this to my teacher when learning addmath.
*Game title appears on a blank white background*
Jack: "Aw MAN, this is FUN!"
When you look into any of that within VR, it's a totally new perspective, there's no way to describe it. I played HL Alyx, and it's stunning beautiful. When I look it here at this video, it looks nice, but nothing compared to what it looks like in VR.
You should try VR. It is fun
@@johny9567 Nah I know I've got a vive - just made me laugh
StansStuff lmao
StansStuff no it doesn’t
*[Looks directly at Russian poster]*
*"wE MuSt Be iN fRaNcE!"*
I mean maybe Russia invaded France ??
@Keniso S. not really. he pronounced B as B not V
Rave Brain no
@@ravebrain wouldn't they have to take a lot more countries to even get to France?
in the room with the bug russia was marked, there's russian writings everywhere. Jack isn't the sharpest tool in the shed :D
I'm glad Jack got so many cool series to provide to us, especially with RE 3 and TLOU 2 coming
Good year for games at least
@@jacksepticeye indeed it is
Jack: I want VR games to be as realistic as possible!
Also Jack: “do I have a limited space in my inventory, I hope not.”
Hey all these games with limited inventory are gonna feel real stupid when we discover how to use personal pocket dimensions. :P
Cringe
@@SapphireDragon357
We already have a personal storage space but it hurts using it.
@@rileyjackson8841 Girls get two.
1:00:10 did anyone else notice that when Jack reloaded, the gun went up to 11 bullets because he had one chambered?
It's a small detail, but I love when games have practical gun logic in them.
Oh my god that's so cool I never thought games would get to this level of genius
DARE200 Dave most games nowadays have that tho
I noticed that detail at the same part of the vid lol
yeah bro
just keep reloading than and have lots ammo
In game:
Combine police: get back to your house or else
Civilian: Screaming
Jack: Omg, these graphics are soo good
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Meanwhile In our universe
We got columbine instead of combine
@@0Ploxx being edgy for the sake of being edgy doesn't make something funny lol
@@HelenGPitts not related to comment but ok
IRL: Governments: Back to your house.
Idiots: The world is beautiful, time to travel!
Jack's first instinct when seeing a body: "I must slap thy ass!"
256 likes and no replies?
@@kiliangangale8531 Now I just feel like an asshole.
@@MsSpooke how the fudge this not get any XD comments or stuff like that. its funny
@@swearwxlfAs long as I'm able to make people laugh in a shitty time such as this, I don't care if I don't get replies.
@@MsSpooke thats kinda wholesome
Imagine Jack actually being a character in this game and the apocalypse is coming and he's just talking about game lighting, VR lighting, and real-life lighting
Sean: "I'm not going to waste my ammo on this....."
Also Sean: Sooting dead bodies, shooting the gun right next to his ear, shooting bottles...
Bright Fox what’s the time stamp?
@@quacksnort9705 35:29
13:08 well of course he does he’s Irish
I was literally at that part of the video when I read this comment!
Sooting.
Sean, as someone who is going into game design for world-building, specifically to do the lighting and detailing, you gushing about the immense detail in this game keeps me motivated to create these kinds of games, if only for amazing gamers like you
feel the exact same way, haha. I just made an exact comment gushing about how happy I was for his gushing :DD jacks the sweetest
Sean: **Starts a new series**
Everyone: **Happiness Noises**
That is true
Everyone Liked that*
Eat your cereal
Dont Read my profile icon
Dinis Pereira Who hurt you?
Russel: “where’d he go?”
Jack: “i don’t know”
* headcrab pops out of the floor *
Russel: “Aah!”
Alyx: “Ahh!”
Jack: “Aahh!”
*PERFECTION*
Russel, alyx and Jack screamed in unison
Gimme a time stamp
Plz
I love how Jack's immediate reaction to seeing the combine soldiers when the elevator doors open is to push the button again
I kept pressing the button and the combine soldier deactivated it.
Do it enough times and he straight up shoots the button
@@Awfulfeature the accuracy of that man
In case no one has told you yet, Jack, that is Rhys Darby who plays Russell. He is the same actor that plays Nigel in Jumanji.
So, his first guess.
It surprised me when I heard his iconic voice 😂
Funny thing is that Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi are both from NZ, my country
Voltron on Netflix was where I first began to recognize his distinct voice
oh fuck yeah, rhys darby is the fuckin shit
“I don’t want to shoot them because then I would waste ammo”
Also him earlier in the video:”make sure these guys die twice”
Jacksepticeye: “I’m not gonna waste my ammo on you stupid barnacles!”
Also Jacksepticeye: shoots dead zombies in the face for no reason
Lol
ya and they have no headcrab on so they couldn't come back
well i have played the game and it is terrifying
i can see why
i was about to comment this and then i read this
😂
Yusef Alsalahi 420 likes
“Stevie,” the bug thing in a jar, is a weapon in Half Life 1. You throw them at enemies and it tears through them, then eventually explodes.
Also, when you see that cool display thing with the floating eye and the puzzle, there’s a depiction of a big baby thing having control over some alien dudes. This is Nihilanth, the final boss of Half Life 1, depicted as enslaving the Vortigaunts.
If thats a snark its gone through a big model update...
And it also attacks you if it has nothing to attack.
Steve the Snark
Interactive markers: exist
Jack: L is for lovers, who love one another
A is for ass of which I like to eat
U is for ur the only one I need
G is for the only Gamer I see
H is for happy I always feel it
When you put it together, what do you get?
Jack: *in a plot important moment*
Jack:" CAN YOU SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THESE GRAPHICS!!!! "
“All of life’s problems could be solved with a gun”
- Jack
America be like
Post WW1 Germany
Depression, check. Wife go cheat on you? Solves that. Protecting your self from criminals? Mhm. Yeah, he makes a ton of sense there
THOU ART SLALPPED
@@ze_ferret Jeez why was the first thought a michael crighton novel (NOT JURASSIC PARK SAME GUY JUST NOT THAT SERIES I LOVE IT, BUT GUY's he has other books!)
That is indeed Rhys Darby that voices Russel.
Tim He also voices one of the characters from Voltron back in 2018, his accent is the best
@@evanianogueras6554 yo boy Coran
alome1 CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN
Tony Todd also plays Vorigaunts!
Thanks Tim doing great
Jacksepticeye: i've already played HL2
Also Jacksepticeye: *Shoots zombie corpse without headcrab*
@that one guard the good ole double tap
@that one guard holy crap you guys are that easy to trigger
@@MrNight-dg1ug don't think he's english, he is probably learning
@@clasy01 *English
; He's probably learning*
He's still disgusting
@Templario Portugal He said that people with depression gets triggered just looking out the window
Me: * hears Russell's voice* CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN
Jack: is that the guy from jumanji?
Me: yes yes it is
Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one! 🤣
No Voltron stans in chat-
Rhys Darby?
YUS~!!
I fucking knew it! The end of Voltron had me draining in tears. So freaking sweet.
sean: *busts down the door and blows up a zombie person*
“..........YALL GOT ANY RESIN”
So i was scrolling through the comments and before i saw that part as i read "yall got any resin" i just got death stranding flashbacks
I can hear your comment :'D
*Y'ALL GOT B E A N S*
“Don’t attack meeeeeee im one of youuuu”
*CRASH*
Jack: AHHHH
Alyx: AHHH
Russel: AHH
As soon as I read this I saw it in the vid, lol
@@zysing2621 me: AHHHHHHH
“Let’s face the camera” he says as he turns to face the wall 😂
What a world we live in. Jack getting interrupted by his watches Virtual assistant while recording a Virtual reality video game, that in turn will be watched by millions worldwide. During a worldwide pandemic in which many of us are in lockdown due to a deadly virus.
Y'know this feels like an apoco game
The dystopia, the madness, what a rush.
@Boruch Arnold to think we'll be just like our parents talking about how they didn't get to watch tv whenever they wanted at the click of a button, only games they played were at an arcade and that wasn't even that long ago too.
Boruch Arnold: There were films and other works about Large Hadron Collider, so I don't see why not.
Who knows maybe we are all in a simulation right now too wouldn't that make it more interesting who knows how long this goes many were in a simulation inside a simulation and so on
Jack: Like this doesn’t look like shit this looks incredible
Also Jack: *Stares at the trash can*
“This is the trash can. Feel free to visit it anytime.”
Augustine Ningark HEY, stay away from my house ya freaks!
Anytime.
Augustine Ningark “hello? Police? There’s a group of suspicious people outside my home”
Jack : "The Quarantine Zone"
Me : _"do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down ???"_
Lol
when?
"That's all you get".
Batman Beyond reference, Blight. Nice
Dr.pepper🤣🤣🤣
Jack: Makes progress in game.
Others: Making progress in game.
Me: Spends hours doodling on windows.
I'm throwing and breaking all the bottles I can find :D
oh that window
When I saw you could smudge the drawing with your fingers I was sold
I made it my goal to find every can and crush it in my hands.. Slowly.
Yea you can crush cans with the pressure sensors of the index controllers. Actually you can squeeze almost every object
Jack is really one of the only people I've seen really appreciate this game for what it is.
Really? Who have you been watching?
@@HermanFalckHow never watch Pewdiepie's playthrough.
@One Thou Wou wtf?
alternate title: sean is drowned in nostalge and good game design for an hour.
Schnitz wurst go fuck your self
*wastes an entire clip firing into the air*
"I'm not going to waste my bullets on a barnicle "
Barnacle : B-But I drop mags someti-
Jack : IM NOT WASTING MY BULLETS
Instructions say "flick your wrist"
Sean: Moves arm and says it doesnt work
17:11 - 17:19 AND THAT'S WHAT SELLS THIS TO ME. The fact that even the CPs have personalities.
A+++ to Valve and the Half-Life Team!
Later in the game some Combine soldiers spoke to each other like they still have personalities.
CPs are still humans, sort of like very very corrupt police officers, but, it's fun seeing them have more personality is fucking amazing
@@Neutronic01 Wow, even the regular soldiers? They're really trying to build this world to look realistic, huh?
CP's are just human cops. They had personalities in Half-Life 2 too like in the Pick Up The Can part, but it was pretty minor
Can confirm, Russel is voiced by the “WELCOME TO JUMANJI” mans
Rhys Darby?
@Ashley Herring Yes! He was right
He’s also the voice or Coran from voltron
@@kayleelittleg , I thought i heard that awesome Altean!
5:26 When he smacked the marker on the window some of it disappeared. That's real detail
Jack: let’s record just for a little longer
Also jack: records for 30 more minutes
Are you complaining?
@@benwalsh7018 lmao okay buddy
He didn't even imply he was complaining.
I noticed that too lmao
Imagine ending a video with no cliff hanger lammeee
Russell: "A little flick of the wrist"
Jack: Moves entire arm violently!
Jack: "Let's face the camera"
Also Jack: *Proceeds to face the wrong direction*
Edit: Where’d all these likes come from? Holy shit!
Newsommusic dangit i was just gonna comment this😂
lol
@TheShadow Gamer same
@TheShadow Gamer me to
i was thinking the same
Jack: "ALL of the world's problems can be sorted with a gun"
Siri: "It was a dark and stormy night..."
howd u do your name like that
@@samn.s_sand I saw other people's name like this and I just copy pasted it into mine
oh
shoot siri
*pandemic has entered the chat*
I didn't know I had my headphones on full blast and when the video started I'm pretty sure my eardrums imploded
Dude same thing happened to me I didn't know they were on full volume bc I just played escape from tarkouv
YoU mEaN yOuR nOt UsEd To It YeT?
"Is this like, source engine 3?"
It's source 2 and Half-Life 2 used source 1, expect source 3 in 20 years xD
Damn, they're STILL using that engine.
@@jacksepticeye It's a fairly new engine but from your reactions and this game you can tell its evolved A LOT.
I can just TELL you was freaking out behind that casual ass reply
@blackbyyrd Squeeblem i remember in the old days when jack replied to most of his comments... but now a days there are too many comments to reply too.
@@mechabutYT shit xD
1:12:52 “Are you done helping?”
“I Am Not! Sustenance!”
-throws headcrab
i just imagined the headcrab being alive and just killing Alyx
Before the game even starts
Jack: *AW THIS IS SO FUN!*
*DONT Read my Name*
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x f off
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x you did it wrong dumbass
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x sure thing
13:29
It says "Vologda's butter" in Russian (Vologda is a russian city)
We got a slav
*Perfectly placed passage with objects indicating it's the way forward*
Jack : Where do I go ?
**new half-life game gets released after forever**
Sean: Oh my gawd look at those floor reflections
it’s the small things, ya know?
I remember saying that in Half Life 2...
>looks directly at cryllic lettering on the wall
>"This looks like France!"
Lord Voxelrot the city and environment can look like france even if it isnt
I was about to say, that looks eastern european like russia or ukraine
I am dogge because it’s set in Eastern Europe
The sets place in sophia,bulgaria
It says "Вологодское масло" in russian, what means "Vologda butter". Vologda is a city
Vort: "I have a brain injury."
Alyx: "Oh, I'm sorry to --"
Vort: "My brain is injured."
Alyx: "That's terrible and I hope --"
Vort: "Ow."
lol Vortigaunts are too adorable
Gotta love our Vorts.
“We remember the freeman, we are coterminous. There is no distance between us. No false veils of time or space may intervene. We see you still in Black Mesa. Clearly we see you in the Nihilanth's chamber. We bear witness to the bright eternity of the Nihilanth's demise. You leap, you fall, we see you flash between the barriers. For a brief time you joined us. You are one. Between the worlds. Communion of the vortessence. And that other: a deeper mystery. No deeper than the void itself.”
SUSTENANCE!!!
Why am I so annoyed that you left Russell’s fridge open.
Jack: "All the other VR games were demos"
*cries in Trover Saves the Universe*
cries in RE7
Cries in *SOME*
@@chantzgaming re7 was never released for pc vr
i wonder when i post things on jack related intrnet things i get so many likes
Such a shame you never played the first game before this, you would've recognized Alyx's pet as a snark, the cutest aliens in Half Life
@@ThorleyTingz yo what i havent seen that anywhere
OH IT'S A BABY SNARK THATS SO CUTE
i actually have a plush snark, and yes they are adorable.
@@PismotHelloThey are used as a type of homing weapon in HL1. Introduced shortly after the start of the second half of the game.
@@MBSteinNL I know
I don't know why but a guy throwing a gun out a window for you to use is such a valve thing to include in a story game
@DomeHead they’re currently busy making CS2, apparently.
I think you dropped this back in black mesa
@@fatyoshi1456 Here, I have a more suitable gun for you. You'll need it. Catch! Good, now keep it close. My advice to you is.... aim for the head!
gordon, i’ve never seen the citadel lit up like that,
@@mapkidd get outta city 17 as fast as you can gordon
Vortigaunt: I have a brain injury.
Alyx: Oh. I'm sorry to-
Vortigaunt: My brain is injured!
Alyx: That's terrible, and i hope-
Vortigaunt: Ow.
Yes, it was funny.
Fenekku Kitsune quite
Did that part remind anyone of mike tyson?
Mike Tyson: I broke my back
Interviewer: What do you mean by that?
Mike Tyson: My back is broken
Interviewer: What part?
Mike Tyson: Spinal
"I Have A Brain Injury!"
Alyx: Oh...I'm sorry to ---
"My Brain Is Injured!"
Alyx: That's terrible, and I hope----
"Ow."
I'm pretty sure Alyx can understand you dude lol! 😂😂😂
*jack* “let’s face toward the camera” *turns his back toward camera*
just thinking that
Perfect timing LMAO
Jacksepticeye: "why should I waste my ammo on it when I cam do this"
Also Jacksepticeye 1 minute afterwards: "stick up!" *shoots dead bodies*
All the writings are written in russian
Jack: "IT'S JUST LIKE FRANCE"
Russian, Bulgarian, English.
Wait, but Half-Life 2 takes place in Bulgaria and both of these games take place in City 17... so is City 17 in Bulgaria or Russia!? VALVE, DECIDE, DAMN IT
Maybe it was just another retcon...
@@GuyFromSomeWorld did they say that explicitly? I remember that City 17 is just Eastern Europe...ish
@@Sintarzus A lot of the locations were at least based on Bulgaria, which I remembered, but I just looked it up and apparently it's just Eastern Europe, and could even take place within Bulgaria, Ukraine *and* Russia. So yeah it's pretty much just "some parts of Eastern Europe"
@@Sintarzus iirc they got inspired by Sophia, Bulgaria, but geographic location of city 17 is not clearly stated in game.
Jack: "I'm such a sucker for fog and mist-"
Persona 4 players: "First time?"
Exactly
Or Silent Hills
Im WeArInG a KiMoNo BeCaUsE iM hElPiNg OuT aT mY fAmIlYs InN
@@mykull8465 lmaooo
detroit become human is so vibey too with the- actually all quantic games are really fuckin good with that type of stuff
“All problems in life can be sorted with a gun”
pumped up kicks intensifies
So you think school is a problem in society
XxWolfiexX ^^
But I get the joke it’s funny
Also, anyone else see the line going across “pumped up kicks intensifies” or is it just me
Darkeuropa bro that’s on purpose. And don’t throw a good joke into pessimism status
Jack: "Ok let's face the camera"
Faces even further away from the camera
i searched for a comment like this🙏🏻
Jack: shoots already dead people
Also Jack: I know I can get stuff if I shoot them but I wanna conserve ammo
"Maybe if I wear one they'll think I am one."
"ARGH!! Don't attack me I'm one of you."
**Gets jumped by a zombie**
The zombie: gives him a leturec on how thats offensive to his race
That has to be the best moment in this entire video lol
26:05 Jack immediately dropping the bottle of wine after proclaiming it a good year, and then gently placing the head of lettuce by Russell was unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever done 😂😂😂