Free Palestine from Islam. Free Syria from Islam. Free Lebanon from Islam. Free Iran from Islam. Free Iraq from Islam. Free Egypt from Islam. Free the World from Islam. Free Us from the Evil of Islam. Amen
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones..
@@jerinjoseph7420 The life of Jesus was also predicted from Adam and Eve, Psalm 21 all the way to Isaiah and John. Which he fulfilled, and he also predicted in the Gospels that the Jews would be scattered all over after a great tribulation, which happened in the Great Jewish Revolt, and there were still people alive at the time who walked and ate bread with the Son of Man as the prophesies became realised. To believe that Jesus is mortal like the Quran does is blasphemy against the Word, which is supposed to be the ultimate standard in chapter 4 of the Quran starting from verse 70.
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel -Mindanao part (not whole)
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel yet?-Mindanao part (not whole)
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
Have my headphones on. Start LOLing. Wife stares disapprovingly. Otherwise no sense of humor but she starts laughing when I give her the brief explanation.
Sure. Just make sure that you don't use bones or dried dung, because those are the food of the genies (jinns). A delegation of genies once visited Mo the Warlord to negotiate this prohibition. (Sunan Abi Dawud 39)
Your songs are always ELITE and you’re a wizard with the beats, but man you KILLED it with this one. I’m obsessed 😍. Keep on dropping these tactical nukes 💣!
DAVID & AP & MUHAMMAD'S LYRICS + SAL'S BEATS = HALAL HEAVENLY CHORUS
1 is an odd number
Natürlich Herr Wood.
W David and AP
Very based indeed
Mehr davon bitte!
Without lust Islam is dust
wherever islam goes stench follows
@@JohnJoatan2 without lies islam dies
Numbers 31:17 saar
Very merciful carpenter saar
@@sounakbanerjee1892Numbers is Torah, Torah is from Allah given to Moses... what do you complain..?
@ saar but i cannot read the context saar she was only 9 saar
Free Palestine from Islam.
Free Syria from Islam.
Free Lebanon from Islam.
Free Iran from Islam.
Free Iraq from Islam.
Free Egypt from Islam.
Free the World from Islam.
Free Us from the Evil of Islam. Amen
Free Islam from Islam
AlhamduliLah
You forgot Europe, and everywhere else too
Free Indonesia from Islam. Every day there is sexual abuse of children in Islamic boarding schools 🫥
Free Bangladesh🇧🇩☪️❌
And they say modern music is terrible
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
Allah is a odd number
1:49 🤣
Blast this song on Ramadan and Eid al-Fitr
I'm saying based on quran and hadith.
In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell.
There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future?
Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones..
@@jerinjoseph7420 The life of Jesus was also predicted from Adam and Eve, Psalm 21 all the way to Isaiah and John. Which he fulfilled, and he also predicted in the Gospels that the Jews would be scattered all over after a great tribulation, which happened in the Great Jewish Revolt, and there were still people alive at the time who walked and ate bread with the Son of Man as the prophesies became realised. To believe that Jesus is mortal like the Quran does is blasphemy against the Word, which is supposed to be the ultimate standard in chapter 4 of the Quran starting from verse 70.
Listening from the Philippines. Good music I hear.
How are you guys dealing with radical islam and the problems it brings out there?
Not so bad but the level of radicalism is variable to the distance of mecca
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel -Mindanao part (not whole)
@@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 PH is christian majority so when these t3rr0r!st Muslims tried to rebel, the govt fight and won them in war but there is a part of PH which is still considered dangerous bcs thts the place where the good muslims left living together, the muslims tht do not rebel yet?-Mindanao part (not whole)
@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974 after Marawi they finally learned the hard way. They stopped supporting the hajis
This is a whole new genre of music 😅
Amen
We getting out of Islam with this one 🔥😭🙏
😂😂😂... good one
AP's Chorus had me laughing out loud in cafe nero with my headphpnes on 😂
Halal Touch🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Blasphemy! You're using an even number of emoji!
@@MrWorshipMe with the space (read as if I am a medieval Englishman.) I USE AN ODD NUMBER OF CHARACTERS.
AP sounding like Herbert from family guy 😂😂😂
The song is hit, the singers are hitmen.
I'm saying based on quran and hadith.
In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell.
There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future?
Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
I'm saying based on quran and hadith.
In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell.
There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future?
Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
I'm saying based on quran and hadith.
In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell.
There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future?
Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.
You knew I’d be pooping when I heard this.
Ditto
They can't keep getting away with this.🚽🧻
You know what the profit said, the eyes are the leather strap of the annus
You SEEE !!!
It’s the PROOOF we need.
Allah is real.
Blast this during Ramadan 😂😂😂😂😂
Inshallah that was soul-touching, besides touching other things 🤲
Best,Christmas gift ever, Merry Christmas fellas, best collaborators of 2024
I was crying from laughing so hard. AMAZING! We love you Sal!
I swore I've listened to this live so I have no idea where this is going. Burst out laughing when I reach the chorus.
The irony is that we refer to pooping as going “number 2” 🧐
Haram 😂
But #1 is halal. Piss be upon him.
It took me half the video to realize this wasn’t an actual song officially made by them.
Amazing song we need a album now
I would have to get that!
Were here to civilize Uranus 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
First they wanna go to the moon
Then mars
And then...👀🙀👀🙀
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Have my headphones on. Start LOLing. Wife stares disapprovingly.
Otherwise no sense of humor but she starts laughing when I give her the brief explanation.
Bumper sticker material.
Muslims been real quiet ever since this dropped.
AP and the hook legit has me "halal touch" 🤣🤣🤣
You getting that diddy touch
@@thereal_oasisMuslims like you certainly love diddy parties. Mohammed would have definitely attended.
I lost it when AP's part started lol
You killed it 🤣🤣🤣 this should be in top 10 hits for 2024 🎉
😂😂😂 dammmmmmm they savage for doing this song
This is fanmade. The guy who produced this simply used sound bites from one of their lives
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was so down and depressed 😂 THIS.....!!! DAYUM 😂😂😂😂
I wonder how many hours you'd have to watch David and AP before you would actually understand the song
The chorus just kicked in.....😂😂😂😂
This is incredible! That album picture is FIIIIRRREEE
The public demands alot more tracks (!) featuring AP & DW nonesense asap!!! LOVE FROM ISRAEL 🇮🇱♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Love back to you Israel. I love your country. Will get back soon. Take care of yourself.
@youtubeaccount5153 you too my friend :)
A christain and an atheist walks into a bar 😂
Agnostic*
@@pewapie an agnostic is just an open minded atheist
@@HelloOutsiders open-minded atheist** (there fixed it )
A christian and an atheist walk into a mosque lol
Wrong,they walk into Hell.
When AP comes in with that falsetto...chef's kiss.
It’s even a false falsetto
This is what RUclips is for
And We Love it ❤ HELL YEAH
Telling true
100
YEAAA.
David Wood must be like, "rap music is bad, but not these beats, they the good ones."
Oh no , heard this earlier and now walking around at work singing can’t you tell me how to wipe my butt !! It’s not a good look 😂
LOL. IKR!
F**** fire😂
Love you guys from iran🫶🏿
The album covers are something else man 😂
Alhamdulilah!
I don't know what I was expecting and yet this has amused me for the time taken to listen. I wonder what the guys themselves think of it.
They love it lol
They said people were sending to them but hadn't watched it all as of tonight's live
Should play this for toddlers undergoing potty training 😂
@@inkyfingers3447 yes, for Muslim toddlers
My neighbours loved this song so much that they called the police to come listen! :D
😂
LOL. I’m sure they will understand and join you in the enjoyment that is this song.
We wiping ourselves with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥
THIS IS SO FCKING FUNNY!! 😂😂😂😂
The musical art we didn't know we needed. AP & DW collaborating to bring a banging track. Thanks, @Sal.
Chorus is an instant Classic!! 🥰👍💕Love the AI images of AP and D Wood too!! Rappers extraordinaire!!
Can the stones be reused?
Just make sure it's not a piece of flint you're using. The consequences will be terrible 😮
the stone wall that Momo used to wipe his hands on was definitely used more than once
Sahih al-Bukhari 274
Sure. Just make sure that you don't use bones or dried dung, because those are the food of the genies (jinns). A delegation of genies once visited Mo the Warlord to negotiate this prohibition. (Sunan Abi Dawud 39)
Thanx for this gift for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious! Gonna play it for my kids! Hello from Ireland
Now we just need 10 hour version 🔥
It’s already playing in my head non-stop.
After the news in germany, I needed this laugh. Thank u🥹🙏
Wasn’t an Islamist thing this time though
@@DevonRyeTheDragonfly Did the BBC tell you that? Just like Southport, eh?
@ it was a saudi doctor?
What news in Germany ?
Wait, I need to go check this out ! Haha I’m Too Focused on Christmas, I don’t even know what’s going on in the world ! 🤭
@@Mango16014
Saudi Dr ?
WOW I Hope things’ll be OK ! 😔
U guys are so funny 😂😂😂lol brilliant 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Lol does AP have blonde streaks in his hair? 😂 These guys are freaking hilarious.
Getting ready for Christmas and now I have this earworm on repeat. Thanks!
IKR !
This cheered me up after German news😂😂🙌
Same here
I cannot tell you how much i love this
Thanks!
Drop the album
Comic and music gold!
This is why I wake up in the morning
My reason to live 4 real
AP's part😂 I need this on spotify expeditiosly!!!
The best Christmas present.❤
😂 I was not feeling very good today until I heard this.
All Ham da Allah.🎉
This is a real banger.
Can't wait for the dance remix to drop!
This is well done bro lol
👏 👏 👏 👏
Hallal touch should be the name of this track...
That should be the name for the track dealing with Mohammed and the girl he did things to.
😂😂😂😂 when David says “Schildreeen” 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥
Or when he says we're here to civilise Uranus 😂
Is this the end of year banger? 😂😂🤣
Ok but now we need the whole album. Don't play with us like this. We want the full hkma and hlal experience.
That's a don demarco moment right there lol 😅😂
Jesus Christ thank you for this blessing
What does Jesus have to do with these 2 frauds?
Truely a masterpiece ❤
Put your left hand in the air ✊🏾
This needs to be shared with every Muslim on the planet because such 'Hikmah' should not be hidden from them. 🤣😂
Here in the central US, we were taught to avoid "leaves of three", but I guess if the prophet said it was ok...
This tune is gold!
Almost Didn’t Recognize AP and DW WOW 🤩 TOO DAMN NICE ❤
🤣🤣🤣 Fatwa incoming soon
You guys are so talented and funny... I wonder what those who don't have an idea what the context is, actually think about this.
They both look like knock off “Capturing Christianity” Cameron Bertuzzi😂
The song speaks the truth nothing added up😊
Hijab is having nightmares right about now!!
Even Bach would be impressed by this banger
Yes, the single album is gonna go platinum
Mashallah, what a great Track, I heard it on Day 1 after upload and love it since then. My new "Friday's Anthem", Alhamdulillah!
😂 😂 😂 😂 Thank you man. Seriously, from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you!
@@sebanelematsebula99 😁
The oddity of Mohammad is eternally preserved with Allah
Your songs are always ELITE and you’re a wizard with the beats, but man you KILLED it with this one. I’m obsessed 😍. Keep on dropping these tactical nukes 💣!
Banger 😂 They got them beats 😂😂😂 So hilarious guys!
I was expecting David to rap after the first verse. Spitting fire still
APS hook 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “can you tell me how to wipe my butt” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need this as an assortment of ringtones.
This is gold !!! 😂🤣😆
Best thing I’ve ever heard
Very well done Sal 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤❤🎉🎉👏🏻👏🏻
😂🎶🎵That HOOK!
My friend was a Pope and now, after hearing this he reverted to al-Islam, alhamdulillah!
AlhamduliLah
Yabba dabba do.
You see shildren they are mocking us with music that slaps
Catchier than I anticipated. 😂
Excellent music. Very nice.