What is a Kleptocracy? 5 Things You Need to Know

Alright, let's dissect this whole "kleptocracy" thing, shall we?
It's not stealing, darling, it's simply acquiring a national collection.
Yachts, Fabergé eggs - a leader needs these things for, uh, national morale.
Democracy? Who needs it? A strong leader, like myself, knows exactly what the people need.
Besides, who needs competition when you can carefully choose who gets to "run" against you?
Surround yourself with loyal allies? Absolutely!
But the most loyal understand the importance of, "gift-giving" to ensure a prosperous future... together.
Why confuse the public with pesky facts?
A strong kleptocracy loves positive news and discourages alternative... perspectives.
National pride is a powerful tool.
Distract the people with glorious anthems while quietly tucking away a few billion for a rainy day.
In the end, a kleptocracy is simply a misunderstood system of wealth redistribution.
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