Public Bathrooms Are Terrifying
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2021
- From faulty locks to codes that don't work, I think we can all agree that public bathrooms are terrifying.
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Tayler Nicholson
CREW
Director: Courtney Miller
Written By: Patrick McDonald & Paul Heredia
Editor: Stephanie Williams
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Vida Robbins
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Tayler Nicholson
Assistant Art Director: Haleah DeMio
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Stage Manager: David Hill
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Shayne really captured the primal terror of that moment when the door knob turns and you’re doing your business.
It's worse when it's the bathroom at home and someone pushes the door open because they think it's funny
The anxiety of knowing someone is waiting for you, and they know, based on how long you took, exactly which business you conducted.
Back when I was in college, they had stalls where the door didn't go all the way up. Maybe like 6 foot tall doors. When I was in one, a dude peeks over the top and looks down, "Oh dude, you're taking a crap, didn't see ya." It's something else to have someone staring down at you as you are at your most vulnerable.
@@mayssm There are legit perverts that will try to catch a glimpse of your "goods". Whether peeking over/under/through gaps, or side-eyeing you at the urinal. I don't use public bathrooms unless it's an emergency, and even then I will try my best to find a single-occupant bathroom.
And the voice change as well
Public restrooms are always either unnaturally clean or horrifically disgusting lmao
There's no middle ground. 💀
Well that's because someone either cleans it or they don't.
literally Big Lots had actual fucking soil on the toilet seat
@@brittanysqueech Ass to grass
@@brittanysqueech are you sure that was soil..
Ian disturbing Shayne in the bathroom seems like something that would happen for real
That’s why Ian is the best
Omg Courtney got me dying with AWOOOGA
the ineffectually polite try the door handle so weakly it would be impossible to tell if its locked or not because you dont want to traumatize the person who may or may not be in there seems like exactly the conundrum Ian would be in
It literally happened to me at a coffee bar, someone kept rattling the handle. Do you expect me to poop FASTER somehow or what
The way they made a single person bathroom look like a public bathroom with stalls is impressive lol
Such a bathroom would likely be not up to codes and regulations though
Those monsters lol
rule
of
thirds
Considering the building Smosh films in also has mythical entertainment, there are likely 50 or so employees at any given time, this isn't a single public bathroom anyway
That's sounds like Courtney,1:52 the grape stomping reference 😂
I’m really glad that Shayne’s entire presence was just one running gag in the same scene throughout the video (other than the foot model stand-in he did.) There’s some sort of special comedy to having a character dedicated to one recurring bit like that, it somehow makes it funnier when you expect them to be in another scene but it never happens.
Um he was waiting in line
And the scene where Damien threw away the pastry’s
@@collinheil5794 I think they meant as an active actor in the scene. Playing an extra in the scene doesn't make a difference in this if I understand OP correctly.
It makes sense, the public bathroom is like a horror game on wheels. You never know what’s going on in there.
Half of the time there's some perv
I've no idea what you're talking about. Maybe I just live in a nice country.
@@MargaritaMagdalena prolly
And everything is grimy and covered in shit and piss
I love how Olivia just straight up kicked the door in like the friggin’ SWAT.
I loved that, she was like _BOOM!!_ then _Aaaaahhhhhh!_ 🤣
It honestly feels like something Olivia would do irl lol
Who’s Olivia?
@@Jorge_dance-cringe the girl who kicked the door like a friggin’ SWAT at 0:41
Shayne screaming "someone's in here right now! Stop shaking the handle!!!" is also what is like to try and use the bathroom when you have kids
This is the scariest smosh video ever
i agree
What about the Anthony leaving video
You have good taste in content FeFe.
@@GotchardGotcha bruh cringe move on
@@simpayshenaides says the one who has Facebook
I worked in fast food for four years, and we had the locksmith fix the locks for the bathrooms at least five times. I originally thought that it was because they didn't do their job properly, but I found out later that it was just that our guests kept breaking the locks by jiggling the handle when it was locked. I literally had a guest come up to me and complain that he couldn't get into the restroom because it was locked, and I had to explain to him that that meant SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE and he was like "Ohhh," like the thought hadn't occurred to him. People are stupid.
This made me laugh a lot, thank you for sharing 😁
Damien throwing out the pastries is the hero we all need. Also, as a folklorist, I can never say no to reading latrinalia.
I can’t tell you how nasty it is to me when I see people not wash their hands. I had a teacher when I was in school who used to do that all the time and I refused to accept food from him when he offered the snacks out.
Stuffs gross
@@BigRheno Oh man, I just remembered the teachers had private bathrooms. _Nobody_ would have ever seen if they didn't wash their hands 😬
* Instant regret. *
I wish my brain wouldn't think of these things 😵💫
Ugh the anxiety of using the public bathroom at a store/ restaurant or friends house is real
every time i go to a friend’s house, i’m suddenly not hungry or have to use the bathroom. my body is like “you’re not home so you can’t do anything here!”
I've stopped having that anxiety because of a bad experience after not going to the bathroom for a few days while staying at a friend's house when I was a kid. That anxiety really gets to you, I don't know how my little kid brain thought that I would be able to just not go to the bathroom for a full week.
So true. I get that feeling as well sometimes.
I’ve had this fear like my whole life, so my bladder got used to it very quickly as I’d never go during school
this is great
Ian is a savage for messing with the handle while Shane cries hysterically 😆
When Courtney is the director, you know it will be great and hilarious.
So true 😍
I rarely go to the bathroom in public, I make sure to go to the bathroom if I need to before I leave home, and unless my stomach is acting up I can hold it in for a full 9 hour shift and it's not painful at all.
Side note: Surprised that there was no mention of how the hell public bathrooms got 1/4 ply toilet paper that would dissolve with a slight breeze.
This sounds like an issue. I mean, yeah, you don't want to use a public restroom if possible, but if you have to shape your day around bathrooms, that's kinda unhealthy.
😊 em m0
I could never :( I have IBS and other issues, so holding it really isn't an option for me.
The part where Kimmy is trying to hang her belongings and they fall off, that is the stuff of my nightmares.
My fear every time I go to a public bathroom
What makes me laugh more than anything in this video is the parts with Courtney when you don't see her and you know she's just stood somewhere off camera, totally normal, maybe a coffee in hand, just absolutely yelling her head off. Like, absolutely just ripping her throat out and killing it 🤣
The thought of her sipping coffee between takes has me dead
the introvert urge to just pack it up mid-business when someone jiggles the bathroom knob instead of making your presence known lmao
The confusion you feel when walking into a stall with a man on the toilet is terrifying.
I love how Courtney only appears as an echoed voice in the desolate background, twice
Hearing the smosh cast scream about shit (literally) has quite made my morning
This is absolutely the best Smosh video I've seen in years - I legitimately laughed out loud in the break room 😂 why have ALL of these happened to me and still no one understands my fear of public restrooms
Every public bathroom (especially bathrooms with one toilet like in a workplace) should have a Vacant/Occupied lock on it.
Mine does I work at Lunds and Byerley’s in White Bear Lake and they have single use bathrooms in the break room and they have a vacant/occupied lock on the door
Courtenay doing the grape-stomping news reporter's death cry lol
My worst experience in a public bathroom includes... Toilet not flushing in the mall bathroom during Christmas shopping rush.
Also, a stand-off between myself and the girl in the stall beside me. Silence. You could hear a pin drop. Neither of us could initiate a stream. We sat there, bare bottomed, atop the toilet waiting for the other to leave so we could pee. After the most awkward 10 minutes of my life, I washed my hands and left... Bladder full.
Wait you could see the girl in the other stall? How
@@fabooshka No, as far as I can tell they were just pee-shy in neighbouring stalls.
glad someone noticed the grape lady reference. always suprised that more people don't remember/know these older youtube memories. (yes from the news but also made popular via youtube.)
as someone who's used both the men's and women's public restrooms, the stall graffiti thing is accurate
[and for the record, the women's is definitely nastier]
Piss everywhere
@@CheetoPuff111 is this an observation or a command?
@@chadderandom1015 Both
Oddly enough the girls bathrooms in school were cleaner, but not the adult ones
@@emilymulcahy Agreed, except they sometimes had unflushed poop.
The amount of trauma you get when someone is trying to open a door while you are inside
I went to one of those places where you're supposed to draw all over and they gave you markers. I assumed the bathroom was going to be crazy.
But the girls bathroom only had writing on the door to leave and it was all inspirational quotes saying that, "you're beautiful inside and out," "be the queen you know you are", and etc. They were all nice! I loved it!
Courtney’s sound effects are so funny
Jackie yelling from a bathroom stall is something I didn’t know I needed
2:29 I love seeing the play buttons pop up in a video!
Oh yea I just noticed it!
Same btw!
Hi twiii shorts
Huh twishorts what are you doing here?!
Ian’s prairie dogging comment caught me off guard 😭😭😭
It's rare to see Noah break character which makes it even better haha
You know it’s a good day when Smosh uploads
2:56 the tone😆 and the feet lmao
As someone who used both bathrooms this is 100% true.
I feel like I've lives every single one of these moments...and it only solidifies my public restroom anxiety lmfao 🤣
Shayne just screaming in the bathroom is a mood.. Also lowkey gives off Halloween 2018 vibes
Literally what’s going on inside my mind
this has my anxiety skyrocketing lmao
Anyone else remember finding that one bathroom on campus they knew was clean and just enjoyed that no one knew it existed. The one that always smelled clean looked clean and just had no traffic whatsoever. Good days.
nope.. but I do remember the one dorm floor... how the hell did one drunk guy's puke make it look like construction replaced the floor with little caesar's pizza
The not having anywhere to put your five pound pile of things. You always end up playing a very stressful game of Janga. 😂
That smash cut from confused Damien to horrified Damien was outstanding.
This isn't my favorite Smosh video. But, it is my number two.
I love Keith , Noah and Ian's chemistry
Courtney's impression of the falling grape lady is the most spot on thing ever XD
That cut from damiens look of horror in the bathroom to the meeting was nice
I swear, the bits with Shayne in the bathroom and someone endlessly jiggling the handle is so accurate. I work at a restaurant and whenever I have to go to the restroom, it always feels like that shit happens at least once. Like it's bad enough that some of these people don't know how to knock, but even after I yell that someone's in there, it's like they think that continuing to check the handle will change that, even though it was clearly locked the first time they pulled.
In general I feel like some people don't know how single toilet public restrooms work, lmao. I can't tell you how many times I've had people walk up to the register asking about the locked bathroom and one of us having to explain that someone is *probably* in there.
Awesome! You guys totally nailed this one!!
"Dump one out on company time!" Yeah!
4:50 haha the ol prairie dog joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my gawd the accuracy of this sketch is uncanny 😂😂😂 Also, the entire cast is here 😭❤️🥺
1:10 someone didn't heed the words of Papa Ian and sit down to pee
I hold in my poop often because the need to go strikes me at the worst times. Noah, you got me thinking too buddy
That awkward feeling, sitting in public bathroom and watching smosh video about scary public bathrooms 🤣🤣🤣
2:43 A good reminder to check that first, always.
2:15
As a maintenance man I relate to this so much, it's mostly associates I've seen doing this
more of Shayne on the toilet please
👀🤨📸
wild
Now this is the right kind of toilet humor. Two thumbs up.
The poop plop sounds… please I love it already
This is so true I also have a fear of public restroom and the part with the words on the wall was soo funny and true thanks smosh you guys made my day
When I was younger the door to my stall swung open and everyone in the bathroom started laughing at me. I have hated public washrooms since.
Shayne embodying what it's like to have Crohn's and get caught using the only bathroom in a public place.
i love this sketch style!!!!
“don’t say that he’s ceo” KILLED MEEEEE
Lol. How the woman went from a full role of tp to an empty one.😂
All the noises Courtney was making remind me of the lady who got injured from stomping on the grapes. 😂
Pretty sure she was referencing that video on purpose haha
Wow. When Ian walked out with a suit he looked so dapper. 💜
The way The girl said AWOOGA WOOO had me dead
The crew for Saw (2004) didn’t design that set, they just went into the first public men’s bathroom they could find and it was already like that
From the bottom of my heart, I say thank you Courtney Miller. We all need a little something to help us get through the day and for me it’s poop jokes. You have done me a great service, I wish one day to pay you back. Gods be praised
I haven't laughed so hard at a new smosh video in so long
Lmao they did their take on the classic Seinfeld bathroom scene "can’t you spare a square?"
How did I just know without even looking that Courtney directed this one?
if you use public restrooms on a regular basis, you're probably immune to omicron. lol
Love this had me in stitches 🤣. Maybe Part 2 ideas . Afraid to lift the lid up when it's down do u peek. The smell,trying not to breath or gagging.opeing door with tissue do u drop it or carry to bin.
In work door handle very relatable 🤣🤣
The opening is SO accurate. I have that feeling myself as well sometimes.
Another banger another banger directed by Courtney Miller!
4:20 and that is smart not to poop in public. Public restrooms are never cleaned properly or enough. Just think dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of people could use that toilet without it getting cleaned even once. People that could have who knows what and whatever they have can get onto the toilet seat and in the toilet water. You sit on that seat or you poop and the water splashes onto you and now it's on or more terrifying in you. So now you could have whatever that person had. Public bathrooms are a health safety hazard yet people use them everyday without a second thought.
Great video, funniest one I've watched in a while
*Shayne being psycholgically tormented on the toilet* Ian: Huh, guess it's locked...
What is with “Someone’s pooping, I’m pooping”
Jesus Christ, I miss old smosh.
Loved that grape stomping lady at Chateau Elan reference by Courtney! 😆
4:51 couldn't help but break character 😭😭
Ladies, if the men's is a single stall, just use it. Also, businesses, there's no point in gendering single-stall restrooms except to piss off your women customers.
Businesses make sense high schools do it because some people are bold enough to try and fuck in class
I watched this entire video on the comfort of my own toilet at home 🙂
That line up inside the washroom is soo trueee ahahahahaha
Ha. The grape stomping video audio reference is great.
Respect to Derrick for shitting in both the female and male restroom so neither felt left out
One time I went inside the bath room during school then this girl came out of a stall then said "don't go in there" so I just washed my hands bc I was waiting for my friends (I was the only one inside the bathroom) then one of the teachers came in and went into that stall that the girl came out of then she came back out and stared at me and gave me a dirty look💀💀
2:45 Shayne the old toilet paper lady is a great new character 😂
This is comedy GOLD
Crazy Fact: In 2006, a Coca-Cola employee offered to sell Coca-Cola secrets to Pepsi. Pepsi responded by notifying Coca-Cola.
We're they in bathroom stalls?
Pepsi did that because it is required by laws.
“Congrats to everyone who is early and found this comment”💞
Yes
Just leave stop being an annoying little boy you should just stop
@@taakofromtv150 bro what lol
This was a very funny and great video😂😂
I love when the cast directs
Shayne’s scene… too relatable 🤣
Great throwback meme, Courtney. Gotta love squashing grapes
1:50 Nice reference to the Grapes lady. 🤣
I can't believe I slept on smosh for so long! All I ever watched was a little food battle/Ian and Anthony stuff waaaaaay back when; wasn't into it. Dipped a toe back with tntl a bit after Anthony left; wasn't into it, but since I was a Starkid fan I came back when Angela joined and I've been BINGING all their old pit and games stuff, now I'm binging these sketches and I freaking love it!!!! It's top tier content! So sad I slept on it for so long but so happy to be here now!!
1:49 my mom when she is constipated
Now this is a funny video. Great way to start the week.
Another banger...Another banger from Director miller
''I guess it's locked. No, I'll try it again.''
LOL!