IRON SYNTAX - Python Builder's Lament

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def initialize():
Backlog infinite, dreams undefined.
Promises nested, hope misaligned.
return chaos
Legacy whispers: “If it works, don’t touch.”
New features scream, “But they want so much.”
Code refactors, but the debt remains.
Forever in loops, forever in pain.
Catch the error, raise despair.
A thousand bugs, they’re everywhere.
Deploy the patch, pray it holds.
Another sprint, the cycle unfolds.
Client wishes are a broken array,
Conflicting logic in disarray.
The backlog grows, it will not halt.
Every commit adds another fault.
if priorities == all:
Nothing delivers, everything falls.
else:
The devs keep running, breaking their calls.
Release to prod, the system groans.
The dev team fades to aching bones.
return forever, the backlog stays.
CRM eternal, through infinite days.