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- Published on Feb 11, 2026
- SMii7Y Plays Squirrel Stapler (FULL PLAYTHROUGH)
Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god.
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Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god.







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Glad to see Smii7y playing Markiplier's next movie project.
😂
Squirrel staplers iron lungs prequel where the squirrel sabotages the iron lung😂😂😂
Bro I started laughing so hard I choked 😂
😂 I was just about to comment about it too
Not gonna lie this would actually be a good movie idea
Fun fact, 99 percent of the facts you find around the map are actually more to do with lobsters than squirrels.
i believe you @iCrustacean, you seem like a valid expert in subject matters
Interesting
Username checks out
Lobster propaganda
Since you're obviously an expert: is this true? 14:53
i love how any lag in horror is automatically something spawning in lmao. the dreaded spawn lag
of the ultra large and/or detailed model of the horrifying monster 😭
@doge4109lag = immediate anxiety yes for that very reason 😂 but that’s anticipation for you
I played RE2 remake the other day, the lag is insane especially at the start when you first enter the police station
28:03 Man gets traumatized by mirrored squirrel image
This game ranges from "haha funny png of squirrel" to "GOD IS COMING WHAT OH SH OH F"
Yeah
I screen shot this, sent it to my brother and told him to guess what game this was talking about. He guess right instantly so I think this is an accurate description of the game lol
@agintwolf4345I'm sure if they know the game it's easy, for anyone unfamiliar it's probably very confusing XD
Stapling my squirrel until I multiplier
Stapling my squirrel until I E.G.O.
“Multiply her”
@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart Stapling my squi- IS THAT THE RED MIST!?
That one is a stretch
Multiplier? I barely even know her!
I like how Smii7y tried to finish his wife so she could meet god too, he's a real one for that.
smitty you should play pony Island
Core memory unlocked. Oh. My. God.
I loved that as a kid
Elite-ball knowledge
Or inscryption
I choked myself I read "pony" and my head immediately autofilled "town"
Quick animal fact: Most squirrels do not attend church
❌ INCORRECT!
"Press F to summon big squirrel"
--- The Game
This game is so random but the ending is so incredible unsettling, the game suddenly saying “GOD IS COMING” is terrifying and then the countdown and music, oh I hate it.
The fact that the creature doesn't jumpscare you makes it so much better. It just appears behind you and waits for you to turn around.
@BrokenZpringGoofygoober i love how the dev literally KNEW that you'd be looking around frantically, just perfection
The lyrics "God shall meet you" is what terrified me
@kyrastar8137 Hello fellow grain fan
Sometimes, there's a point to making an art piece. Some deep meaning and message meant to stick with you for the rest of your days. Sometimes, it's just the author saying "Hey, you know what would be fucked up? Haha yeah."
normally art just makes you go "huh, that looks neat"
@sirgoreth9176”normally” 😄
0:20 I was 100% expecting you to say Rat Shaker or whatever that insane game was called, definitely not Iron Lung
I was thinking Rat Shaker too just given the vibes. Hearing it was Iron Lung was whiplash
same
He also made Dusk. Very wide range of games
Same!
Dude, I instantly thought rat Shaker wtf
48:40 If only there was a note about a minute back that told you how to find big squirrels.
What note?
“What kind of game did you make” developer: “yeah”
Lord Smitherson IV, shaker of rats, stapler of squirrels
Am I crazy or did the game flat out tell him how to find the big squirrels?
No. It told him how to make the big squirrels COME to him. Even easier xD
As someone who has raised squirrels, they are truly wonderful and surprisingly intelligent creatures. A squirrel you raise will always love you, but you cant keep them forever. Eventually they have to leave your nest and mate. But, good news is the squirrels you raise will get their mate to nest in or near your property, because its safe. If you work in tree clearing long enough, and have a bleeding heart like i do, your whole yard fills with the sounds of excited chittering when you walk outside as your colony of squirrels greet you with glee. They will visit your front door and introduce you to their mates and spawn. Let you watch their kids on occasion. God i fucking love squirrels they are just the best friends a dude can have.
Also smitty you cant quit. We wont let you. HERE MORE MONEY MF YOU GONNA DO THIS TILL YOU DIE!!!!
dude snow white over here
No girlfriend/boyfriend?
As someone who has raised dogs, I suspect that squirrels are secretly the hitmen of the animal kingdom, and dogs are constantly trying to expose them
A squirrel wrote this.
for anyone wondering, no, a squirrel cannot de-bone a human (obv) but, some of those facts are true, but most of them aren't
Depends on the squirrel, and what you consider a squirrel
@WingsOfTerrorno, it doesn’t, no squirrel can de-bone a human💀
I can assure you that if someone was to lock you inside a small room with about 50 squirrels,
eventually,
your bones would be separated from your flesh.
Squirrels do in fact eat meat. It's a common occurrence for hungry squirrels to eat baby birds in the nest.
They are literally tree rats. Arboreal rodents. If a pack of rats can strip your flesh from your bones, squirrels can surely do the same.
@Z_A_Nomadok but i’m talking abt a normal singular squirrel
@clovergribbon But if you stretch the definition of squirrel a teensy bit then like a bear could
Man…. I wish you had found so many more of the squirrel facts, because they just got crazier and crazier or went to the place in the back corner and read all the report notes
I KNEW IT WAS SQUIRREL STAPLER JUST FROM THE THUMBNAIL LMFAOOOOO
I can't wait to see the Squirrel Stapler movie staring SMii7Y
we are getting closer and closer to Smi7y playing Ultrakill.
LOLL that would be amazing but i don’t even think he would be able to beat swords machine
this would be remarkably peak
How does this game have a connection to ultrakill more then other games he has played?
@matthewboire6843 David Szymanski the creator of iron lung developed dusk and the company who published dusk is New Blood Interactive, and New Blood Interactive
also published Ultrakill.
It will only grow more likely if he keeps going through Szymanki's games. Smii7y just has to play Dusk, and then an Ultrakill vid would hopefully be inevitable lol
This game seems... nutty.
I'll leave.
Nah nah that made me laugh 😅you can stay
Game is nuttier than a squirrel turd.
Fixed it for you
please do.
Finally. He makes all the best games. I love when you play his games.
why is this so ominous LMAO
The brothers mentioned at the beginning of the video also made My Friendly Neighborhood, which is also a horror game but a lot more comedic/lighthearted, is a bit longer (though still able to be finished in one video), and is a nice change of pace after David’s…nightmares.
This is how the agents in "Squirrel with a Gun" are made
True the squirrels are getting their revenge
30:23 that’s just what a person who has a squirrel in their bedroom without limbs would say
"You win," I don't feel like I did.
Here. Ill fix it
* you died to a god since you killed his bretherin.
Smii7y PLEASE play voices of the void PLEASE
THIS WOULD BE LEGENDARY
4:45 we officially lost him. He's squirrel maxing.
There's another game by David Szymanski called Pony Factory. It's a great Pony maker game :D
Stapling squirrels to my beloved is such fun that god has come to help me staple squirrels to my beloved!
God must help me as he already has helped me slay my beloved!
You are my beloved
The Second I saw stapling squirrels I knew it was the game
what other game would it be might i ask?
It is indeed the game of stapling squirrels to your wife until you meet God
@mrwubs._ There isn't one, this person just wanted to feel smart like they had some special knowledge of a niche game even though it's extremely well known
Same
I forgot what the name of the game was but as soon as he loaded into the cabin I was like "Ah, God is coming"
Real squirrel fact when they fight each other they go after each other's nuts and try to castrate each other
that the squirrel god is behind you the entire time
oh my God (Is Coming) he played squirrel stapler
Smii7y I highly reccomend fears to fathom, its a short episodic horror and smii7y plays would be perfect for it
100% those games would be perfect for this channel
most overrated horror game, it's just jumpscare simulator
@P@Pyxyty nah, it’s about telling a story, not “jumpscare simulator” I feel it woukd be fun to see smii7y play these
he has already played that but i still agree
@Pyxyty if thats what you think, than you need to grow up and learn to undersqtand the stories that games tell.
21:42 Yes. That is the exact definition of "spontaneous." Good job, Smii7y.
ah, the iron lung to squirrel stapler pipeline
I unironically love this game. It freaks me out just as much every time I watch it. The chant of "god's coming" sometimes play in my head randomly, too. So, that's neat.
Squirrels are dangerous. We all learned that from "Squirrel with a gun" They are a menace to humanity.
"Dude, I can get so close to squirrels" is a flex I never thought I'd hear.
MF WENT "sleep..." 6:59
Mark?! No way. Love the playthrough
Squirrel Stapler is an underrated gem I love it
The sound design in this game is great, 5:23 I genuinely raised my hand to swat at a fly.
"What are you doing out of bed sweetheart?"
Lol I started choking I was laughing so hard
This channel is like acquired an taste. Like when you're a kid, you don't like some type of food, but when you grow up, you go "man i was so stupid back then this is awesome."
First, you have the two main storylines, aka, the main channel, and Smi77y+, then you have the VODs channel which is just the expansion for the main storyline but it's very long so not many people have time for it, and then you have this channel, the severely underrated DLC that the larger part of the fanbase is skeptical about because it's quite different from the main game, but once you start it, it is just as good.
I once saw a squirrel fall out of a tree when I was walking my dog , it made a loud hollow thwack sound on the pavement then had a seizure and stopped moving, I thought it died but a few minutes later I saw it get up and climb back up the tree.
according to Google David has a game "rats for breakfast" so there's that for your rats
30:30 you try hunting the squirrel population for a few days out in a forest, good luck getting within 30 meters of them lol
30:16 all the squirrels that live in your room have limbs then?
Now make a movie about it.
This would honestly make for a terrifying movie if done right
Soup would make the best actor out of this.
2:24 my favorite bible verse is Proverbs 18;21 i even got it tattooed on my arm
I had to double check because I quoted 22 and was confused 😭
The tongue has the power of life and death,
and those who love it will eat its fruit.
Smitty is a fantastic content creator both solo and with other folks. That said I absolutely live for the intros where he tries to rationally explain the most absurd game concept and / or chaos that's about to ensue!
that main menu music has an insanely good and seamless audio loop
Petition for SMii7y to play Fears to Fathom
Bro is feeding these squirrels an iron lungch
I recommend "My Friendly Neighborhood" if you're looking for another great game by one of the Szymanski brothers. It plays sorta like classic RE but with muppets too eager to make friends instead of flesh eating zombies
42:22 crazy. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with squirrels. And squirrels make me crazy
Crazy?
@nadabixerus i was crazy once
@Forest.decayingThey locked me in a room.
@akamarimeili5704A rubber room.
@Tinysharkhunter a rubber room with squirrels.
This game is awesome, you should make a movie based on it.
I love how calm andf chill smii7y is on his smii7yplays channel with no swearing (well maybe a little bit of swears)
so fun fact
the lady part one is found in the same spot as part two and the rest, just on day one
same goes for the other story (commenting most of the way through day 2 in vid)
you should go explore the map in day one and find all the papers
I have been waiting for this moment for so long, I love Squirrel Stapler so much
40:18 go back?
yes thats what it says
With that game title I was expecting the dev to have also made rat shaker
these bird sounds got my cats all over my desk now
"theres flys in my ear rn ill check that in a sec"
so innocent
voices of the void playthrough
I would have though the same person who made this game was the same person who make rat shaker.
God is coming god is coming
Smii7y should play kaiju cleanup with friends
day 14 of asking Smii7y to play Skate Story
You've gotta play Soma it would be perfect for this channel! I'm lowkey begging I love that game!!!!
9:00 ‘That sounds like a big one’
Sir that is a fox cry XD
MY EXACT THOUGHTS!! xD
Foxes don’t exist in Canada, however moose do
That's something a person who likes foxes would say 🤨
@fiksikis3734👀💧
my brain's pattern recognition went to 100% when he stepped out the door
Smitty You should play inscryption
Rat stapler game goes hard too
The voice whispering "Go back." gave me chills every freaking time DX
She was trying to tell him were the squirrel was😂😂
Well my search history is now borderline sus asf. “Can a squirrel really debone a human in less then 3 hrs”
This is the quickest I’ve ever been to one of your vids !!! Also! I recommend a few scary games; Forgot an anomaly game
Night delivery a Chillas Art game
Be honest a quiz game
Midnight snack
Let’s find Larry
The smiling man
A couple funny/chill ones is To a T and duck detective, Unpacking
Donut county
A little to the left
"I'm squirrel maxing" things I never thought I would hear a man say lol
I havnt watched the video yet is this the god is coming game
SMii7Y playing Squirrel Stapler is something i never expected
Saw a squirrel on the thumbnail and knew it would be a banger
Now I'm patiently waiting for Mark to spend 3 years making a Squirrel Stapler movie. It's going to happen.
7:42 me when my LED paint screen misinforms me:
36:29 erm is that tree moving.
Which tree?
@Merchant074on the left side the tree just glides to the left when he turns
The Syzmanski brothers also made the game My Friendly Neighborhood
Bible-head here! Squirrels are not explicitly mentioned in the Bible. The closest thing I could find is the word "rodent". Both instances are found in Isaiah, and it's seemingly attributed to rats and other creatures that are considered unclean.
Nice.
Leviticus 11:3-8 / Deuteronomy 14:6-8): For a land animal to be "clean" (edible), it must meet two specific criteria:
1. It must have a completely split hoof.
2. It must chew the cud (ruminate).
And Squirrels have paws/claws and definitely don't chew cud. They fail both tests. Making them prohibited by these verses.
Now, theres the "Swarming" Rule (Leviticus 11:29): This is the "rodent" part. It lists "the weasel, the rat, and any kind of great lizard." The Hebrew word used here is she-rets, which refers to "creeping" or "swarming" things. Of which, squirrels are a part of. Prohibited.
You dare use isaiah over the literal laws of moses, given by god? Use the books of LAW not the books of judgement and poetry.
@DisturbedGeneration Thanks for the additional research! I forgot about the swarming rule, but I wasn't really looking for a reason to call squirrels unclean, just the mention of anything that's might relate to squirrels. Cool find, though!
i can see it now, "Brought to you by the creators of Iron lung, Squirl Stapler"
I thought it would be from the same guy that made Rat Shaker. I thought the title was kinda similar
I saw Iron Lung in theater today and only happened to also learn today that the game’s dev made this game too. Wild
Mythical refresh pull
ah so this is the original sound for god mod in minecraft, cool
OMFG JUST PLAY INSCRYPTION
it’s practically circling around the premise with a cabin in the woods, horror, and squirrels!!
Damn jump scare got me
remarkably, that's the best view of "god" i've gotten in one of these playthroughs lol
That ending gave me so many horror flashbacks because of a minecraft mod with that same "god is coming" song
Nah bro my pain meds are atill heavy i do NOT need something like tbis rn