A lot of people are saying "where's Eli". But I think everyone on Barshens knows that Eli being on this video would be a fast track to demonitization....
The last couple of minutes were probably the funniest moments in Barshens history. I've always found your videos entertaining and funny, but the editing, captions and reactions gave me a serious belly laugh for the first time XD
and it's a shame how good this episode is, because if there is a way for youtube to go even further than demonetization, this video would be a good reason for it.
Speaking of "Cliffbanger", I remember seeing a video of people banging in climbing gear, high up on a cliff-face. Yes, it actually happened, and yes it was pretty metal. Also, the girl was the one "on top" if I recall. Also also, dinosaur porn is indeed a niche that exists. But I'm pretty sure it's all either hand-drawn or animated in SFM.
I cant imagine the conversation between Barry and his wife, LET ALONE the one when his kids are old enough to watch these or kids in school tell Barrys kids hes a pervert
I worked in a video shop for a few months in 2000 (the year, that is). There was a trend back then for churning out porno versions of recent releases, which we hired out to eager, but disappointed professional tossers. The ban on A Clockwork Orange was lifted, so it got its first official UK video and DVD release, followed closely by A Clockwork Orgy, which was very popular with our dirty mac wearing patrons. Someone actually bought the porno version of Gladiator (forget what it was called) but they returned it after a few days, demanding a refund because the DVD wouldn't play and was "damaged". On closer inspection, the DVD was covered in dried jiz and loads of scratches and other stains (everyone in the shop scrubbed their hands thoroughly after handling it) which the customer claimed had been on there before he'd bought it. He didn't get his refund.
Fleshdance (1985) X | Adult | 9 March 1985 (Japan) Shanna Evans is an aspiring dancer who takes on a job at a strip club. Director: Ken Gibb (as Ken Gibbs) Writer: J. Daniels (screenplay) Stars: Rachel Ashley, Shanna Evans, Tanya Lawson | See full cast & crew »
Josh .W A law that requires age verification on all sites that deal with sexual content. If it isn't enforced, sites and ISPs will be fined by the government. So basically they will now track your Pornographic history which will be assigned to you personally and you'll only be able to have access to it if you're 18+. Hopefully there will be ways around it like VPNs.
Paul you and I once got into a spat because I said you were unfunny. Well I have gotta say youve gotten a lot better and I liked you a lot this episode. Youre much for natural on camera now. Good work.
4:40 I knew watching Cinema Snob would come in handy one day. The Who Framed Roger Rabbit porn is called "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?" It involves a childish wife watching cartoons while her husband tries to convince her to have sex with him in a whiny voice.
That was weird. I had never heard of flesh Gordon the spoof porn before but I was listening to a Josh Whiddicomb podcast (from 6 years ago)JUST THIS MORNING where it was mentioned too. That was weird. Apparently this is an actual phycological effect or something where you hear repeated phrases for the first time or they stand out, I can't remember what it is but I seem to remember it was on QI
I'm just surprised Jurassic Pork is actually real porn since the first time I heard the title was on the Red Green show (I think one of the characters was talking about a failed meat business he'd had). Anyway, very funny episode.
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#BarryWasThrobbed
Well done, well done
AHHHAHA
You win the internet
#BarryWasGobbed
Linton is a hero. The editing in these never fails to make me laugh.
You did a Barshens about porn without Eli? This is sacrilege!
If Eli was there, the video would never have been uploaded, the internet can't handle his filth... :P
Given the context, it's difficult not to hear a euphemism when you say 'his filth'.
we ALL know, that would be TOO dirty for humanity!
It gives Dana and Paul a fair chance of winning
I honestly expected him to magically appear when they said 'beetlejizz' three times in a row
I always assumed Eli would be the "weird sleazy one" in Barshens, but after seeing this it's definitely Paul.
eli strikes me as regular sleazy, but paul is definitely weird sleazy.
well, we know the only porn eli would know is the modular kind.
listen to the cheapshow podcast, Paul is absolutely 100% odd sleazy.
@@thomasjenkins7506 only if it has AMPLITUDE
Wow imagine the people who were introduced to Barshens through My Virgin Kitchen...
Mainly gonna be from Stuart though, at least he swears in his videos.
The porn parody of "My virgin kitchen" - "My virgin bitchin' "
Virgins no more me thinks.
Hi
Halfpipesaur no virgin kitchen
That looked like it was an uncomfortable 10 minutes for Stuart.
*struggles to refrain from making a sex joke*
More like for Ryan XD
"A man with a wide gush"
*cuts to Stuart making a face*
@@adamwatson2914 Seriously. Nothing like spending quality time with your uncle and his volatile, ghostbusters-obsessed friend, talking about porn.
On this episode of Good Mythical Porning, we answer the age old question... Will It Porn Movie? Lets talk about that!
Can't wait until someone screams "Tokyo" while someone plays with a pussy in the background.
Me Auntie Nora WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ;)
PompeyJimmy ruclips.net/video/up4di2TSP_w/видео.html
Sine Nomine Perfect!!
PompeyJimmy lol you are a recent fan aren't you Lol
MVK Barry - Innocent, reserved and not at all dirty...
Barshens Barry - Perverted and somewhat disturbingly dirty.......... :S
MVK Barry has his moments.
MVK Barry is Dad Barry, Barshens Barry is Bloke Barry.
It's like he's a human or something.
twocvbloke In a good way though. :p
Barry seems to have lost all sense of pride and shame and it's glorius
I have never wanted a sequel more in my life.
Someone please help Linton. He’s suffering.
A lot of people are saying "where's Eli". But I think everyone on Barshens knows that Eli being on this video would be a fast track to demonitization....
I'm so glad you guys didn't end this. This is bloody brilliant.
Barshens vs Mythical Morning. The fight is on.
The last couple of minutes were probably the funniest moments in Barshens history. I've always found your videos entertaining and funny, but the editing, captions and reactions gave me a serious belly laugh for the first time XD
and it's a shame how good this episode is, because if there is a way for youtube to go even further than demonetization, this video would be a good reason for it.
‘Shaving Ryan’s privates’
Shaving Private Ryan.
I get the feeling that even though Barry is probably close to 40, he only discovered sex about 5 years ago and porn at the start of 2015.
Barry immediately starts inviting porn stars. Why am I not surprised?
I'm surprised because both Paul and Ashens know porn directors who could have "cum" on to the show
I don't know. Why are you surprised?
"Poonies" in retrospect is kind of antiquated now. Today it would be "The Gooners"
I love Stuarts expressions in this. He looks like he wanted to go and take a shower cause this was diiirty xD
Paul makes me feel like i need to take...several baths.
Amanda Flores Man's a cringe machine.
Barry has never sounded quite so innocent as when he suggested there might be guys who are into butt.
Stuart has never looked so uncomfortable
In a weird way I'm kind of glad Barshens has no hope of monetisation or we wouldn't get gold like this!
CANT WAIT for arsehens
Speaking of "Cliffbanger", I remember seeing a video of people banging in climbing gear, high up on a cliff-face. Yes, it actually happened, and yes it was pretty metal.
Also, the girl was the one "on top" if I recall.
Also also, dinosaur porn is indeed a niche that exists. But I'm pretty sure it's all either hand-drawn or animated in SFM.
I mean that's frankly impressive
I think "Fleshlance" would be a better title. It suggests so much.
I nearly clicked this with my family thinking it was actually Good Mythical Morning, which we watch every day. That could have been bad.
Of course
Fleshdance is a hentai... don't ask how I know this information...
Don't need to, it's obvious
#PAULWASROBBED
Never thought that four 40+ men talking about porn titles could be so much fun
Kobi Tzarfati I think Stuart is the only one that is just now 40. His nephew is about half his age. Barry is in his late 30s and idk about Paul
Atomica1996 i believe Paul's 38 or 39 years old
The variety and quantity of Paul's euphemisms is...really something.
the continued endings of the episode made me laugh so much XD
Uh oh, my Aunt is called America.
I've rewound the ending with Paul doing his thing 3 times now and it just keeps getting funnier.
All of you should go watch Jim Stirling's reviews of "Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen" and "Oversnatch".
I cant imagine the conversation between Barry and his wife, LET ALONE the one when his kids are old enough to watch these or kids in school tell Barrys kids hes a pervert
no he's not
This might just have the best title of anything ever.
This video has more endings than lord of the rings
I'm so glad i found this channel :)
Porn just isn't the same without Eli.
I'm subbed to GMM and Barshens and for a second I thought GMM uploaded a 4th video about Barshens and was thoroughly confused.
I love how Stuart deliberately used the word "defiled" xP
Such a proper lads moment. Loving it.
MassErect is a subreddit. :D
It was also the joke Yahtzee made about that title when he reviewed the first game over a decade ago.
Ass Effect, too
God Flesh Dance sounds like a horror film.
_The Secretion of Spunky Island_ is the best thing I’ve ever heard
me: *eating slightly off tasting pasta*
Paul: "anal drippage"
Barshens is not afraid of youtube, I love it.
I worked in a video shop for a few months in 2000 (the year, that is). There was a trend back then for churning out porno versions of recent releases, which we hired out to eager, but disappointed professional tossers. The ban on A Clockwork Orange was lifted, so it got its first official UK video and DVD release, followed closely by A Clockwork Orgy, which was very popular with our dirty mac wearing patrons. Someone actually bought the porno version of Gladiator (forget what it was called) but they returned it after a few days, demanding a refund because the DVD wouldn't play and was "damaged". On closer inspection, the DVD was covered in dried jiz and loads of scratches and other stains (everyone in the shop scrubbed their hands thoroughly after handling it) which the customer claimed had been on there before he'd bought it. He didn't get his refund.
Joanne Gray woah
Another classic. Well done lads
Reliable as ever Barry. Using all of your resources at hand to check your facts!
Wow, I visited RUclips at the right time!
Another great video guys!
WHERE WAS ELI!?
Barshens turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I never really noticed.
Is it only me that wants to see Stuart and Barry create the fake movie posters
There is an actual Who Framed Roger Rabbit porn spoof, though it's called Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit. It's awful.
Challenging wank?
Schindler's Fist
'Brazshens'
Barry talking about "Butt Beads" and me thinking of Mrs Barry has added a whole new dimension to My Virgin Kitchen.
Fleshdance (1985)
X | Adult | 9 March 1985 (Japan)
Shanna Evans is an aspiring dancer who takes on a job at a strip club.
Director: Ken Gibb (as Ken Gibbs)
Writer: J. Daniels (screenplay)
Stars: Rachel Ashley, Shanna Evans, Tanya Lawson | See full cast & crew »
Oh god I laughed so hard at the false endings so hard I got heartburn
Honestly I just feel bad for Linton.
Ashens got his shirt back!
Gannon absolutely in his element today
Oh Paul, you're so amazing. You should have done Paul v Eli! 😍😍
Oh no... I won't be able to watch Barshens in April once the new UK porn laws come into affect. Thanks, Barry.
blobbem what law?
Josh .W A law that requires age verification on all sites that deal with sexual content. If it isn't enforced, sites and ISPs will be fined by the government. So basically they will now track your Pornographic history which will be assigned to you personally and you'll only be able to have access to it if you're 18+. Hopefully there will be ways around it like VPNs.
I just turned 18. VPN FTW
That is the least intelligent thing in British politics since about 5 minutes ago. Really, just about an hourly idiocy.
It got shot down though.
Paul you and I once got into a spat because I said you were unfunny. Well I have gotta say youve gotten a lot better and I liked you a lot this episode. Youre much for natural on camera now. Good work.
Plump Friction (Pulp Fiction) The Ejaculator (The Terminator) Brashens (Barshens)
If love to see an episode where they just quiz Barry on pop culture
Just a casual conversation about hardcore porn :D
The continuity of Paul's glorious beard ~
Bono does your carpets?
Da Seapig Actually, the carpets did Bono.
"Never ask a lady from babe station if she'd like to come" I'll do what I want...😉😏
How much cheap vodka do you think Linton needed for this?
Hello there demonetisation...
This was exactly what i needed now.
Ash spends a lot of time here looking very disappointed Lol ;p
I nearly laughed my ass off during the outro :D
Congrats on the 100k subs
4:40 I knew watching Cinema Snob would come in handy one day. The Who Framed Roger Rabbit porn is called "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?" It involves a childish wife watching cartoons while her husband tries to convince her to have sex with him in a whiny voice.
i'm watching this on my phone and as paul pulled the chain down from the top of the frame I got a notification
Paul is so mean to Barry!
That was weird. I had never heard of flesh Gordon the spoof porn before but I was listening to a Josh Whiddicomb podcast (from 6 years ago)JUST THIS MORNING where it was mentioned too. That was weird. Apparently this is an actual phycological effect or something where you hear repeated phrases for the first time or they stand out, I can't remember what it is but I seem to remember it was on QI
more often it's resonant social frequencies within the circles we jerk.
5 years late, but it's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
This brings a whole new meaning to dink it and sink it.
This may be the hardest I've laughed at an episode.
Was I this only one who remembered Charlie Brooker's bit on Sky Movies when Edward Penishands came up
Did Barry style his hair like 'There's something about Mary'?
Wood Rocket... i know you´re watching this.
Barshens porn parody, make it happen.
I think the fake ones will be made into actual movies in the next 24 hours.
7:02 So they are called 'The Poonies' rather than 'Poonies'?
This video is peak Barshens 😂😂
Makes a big deal about them dropping the 'the' and it being 'Poonies'.
The cover clearly shows 'The Poonies'.
Best barshens edit!
Carry on Barshens!
“Indiana bone and the Tempe of Pune” is the greatest porn parody ever made !!!!
WE still want more!
That's a brave title. I wouldn't be surprised if Rhett and Link were pretty litigious now that they've gone corporate.
I need to buy the editor a beer
Barry, I hope your kids never see this channel. Bless their innocent eyes
I'm just surprised Jurassic Pork is actually real porn since the first time I heard the title was on the Red Green show (I think one of the characters was talking about a failed meat business he'd had). Anyway, very funny episode.