The Mood

[Verse 1]
Got the place to ourselves
The kids are away
I’m feeling frisky
I want to play
Now here’s the hard part
I need her to join
I’m afraid to ask her
She looks annoyed
I know what to do
Drop subtle hints
Say something dirty
Grab her squishy bits
She asks
What are you doing?
I tell her what I want
My shot I’m shooting
She’s not into it
She won’t even pretend
She’s not in the mood
Shut down again
[Chorus]
She has her sweatpants on
And they’re tied tight
We ain't gettin' none
No luck tonight
She has a headache
Her head hurts
And a stomachache
Making it worse
She's just too tired
She had a long day
Won't change her mind
Nothing you can say
She's sick of you asking
She doesn't like being pursued
Every time you try
She's never in the mood
[Verse 2]
She knows what you want
But doesn’t think it’s a need
No matter how much you ask
No matter how much to plead
It’s up to her
She has all the power
She says she dirty
You don’t care if she showered
She says her head hurts
She has a migraine
You tell her that Lovin
Will ease that pain
She had a long day
One full of stress
A little bit of touching
Will clean up that mess
For every excuse
You have an answer
But no matter what
She won’t let you romance her
[Chorus]
She has her sweatpants on
And they’re tied tight
We ain't gettin' none
No luck tonight
She has a headache
Her head hurts
And a stomachache
Making it worse
She's just too tired
She had a long day
Won't change her mind
Nothing you can say
She's sick of you asking
She doesn't like being pursued
Every time you try
She's never in the mood
[Bridge]
You don’t give up
You never will
Just keep trying
It’s part of the thrill
I’ll bide my time
I won’t demand
Until then
I have my hand
My day will come
We’ll go toe to toe
My birthday’s coming up.
She can’t say no!
[Chorus]
She has her sweatpants on
And they’re tied tight
We ain't gettin' none
No luck tonight
She has a headache
Her head hurts
And a stomachache
Making it worse
She's just too tired
She had a long day
Won't change her mind
Nothing you can say
She's sick of you asking
She doesn't like being pursued
Every time you try
She's never in the mood