They talk like 2 aliens from different planets trying to communicate with eachother, but one does not know the other is an alien Also imagine having the last words you hear by your killer be a pun of your name
He must have been thrilled to have finally snagged a guy called Joe. Probably came up with that line about a decade ago and waited ages for a chance to use it.
Great framing of the film,picture and sound quality were spot on amazing twist of the story line as well 10/10 easily recommending this to everyone I know! xD
CZsWorld Yes ive seen Tokyo Ghoul, do you mean the reference of Joe being tied chained up to a chair, kinda like Kaneki. Being used for his blood, by a cannibal just for coffee. i see the parallel, nice insight and comparison.
ok, I have to say this, first half of this short felt like dialogue from gay porn before they get into business xD the intense silence, few words, intense staring in each other's eyes, making smalltalk, awkwardness, all of it felt like gay porn dialogue xD
This heavily related to the scene of madison and the doc in the game heavy rain. Where she was getting medicine from a complete strangers home and that stranger kept offering a drink of coffee/wine(i forgot) despite how well manered and professional he looked, he did not had good intentions. Always have your guard up, be straight to the point and be objective about it.
@@DeformedLunchbox You.. Don't know? It's a site made by people full of many weird creatures, tools and things you cannot explain. It's a foundation which contains and test these things to see what they do.
Canible man who is addicted to coffee: this coffee is really special Victim: what makes it so special? Me: People dead rotten blood which is about to be yours
Kailey: uses sus voice Joe: dosen't even notice that kailey is up to somethin Conclusion: Joe is dumb out of nowhere: kailey kills joe coffee: am i a joke to you? Sugar: umm chile- Nobody: Steven: laying there dead on the floor Joe: do i look like a drink? i didn't think so. Cup: get youre crusty ass hands off of me Nobody: Kailey: smiling me: what the fu-
That video reminded me on how I absolutely HATE hearing people eat/drink. A couple of years ago, while I was on my lunch break, when a coworker I don't particularly care sat right behind. He PURPOSELY ate in a loud, annoying manner. In one smooth movement I picked up a folding chair and swung it at his asshole face like Mark Mcguire hitting home runs. His nose was shattered, 6 teeth were knocked out, and he had a slight hairline fracture to his ocular socket. The next person who does that, I swear I'm putting a full clip of hollow points in head, neck, and chest. IDGAF what people think of me, nor im a bothered by "law enforcement." The only way I leave with the police is in a body bag in the back of the meat wagon.
"Wait. These are instructions for a dishwasher." lol This was funny.
so random
😂😂😂 hilarious
The acting is so bad but it adds to the humor of the story.
Now thats just rude
Your girlfriend is a bad actor 😉
@@marcoduran9045 shut up idiot it's there opinion
@@aniyaah5795 its a joke chill
@@arnavj5984 ikr
Is it just me or does anyone else feel bad that he never got to taste the special coffee 😕
That's.....a really good point.
@@DeformedLunchbox And he looked thirsty :(
Yeah
he was the special coffee
I’ll taste it for him!
Never trust a person with that much knotty pine in their home.
@Mango Roxx 😂😂😂😂!! Knotty Pine is Knutty Pine!
They talk like 2 aliens from different planets trying to communicate with eachother, but one does not know the other is an alien
Also imagine having the last words you hear by your killer be a pun of your name
i love your name
He must have been thrilled to have finally snagged a guy called Joe. Probably came up with that line about a decade ago and waited ages for a chance to use it.
Acting was pretty bad on this one, 5 minute date is my fav so far and sandwich also
That's the joke
same here. let me know if there are any other short horror films you like. I wish there was a friend list on youtube
@@MissBophaLokei for reals, make friends with people who wanna talk horror all day
@@frankperla86 do you have Facebook?
@@MissBophaLokei naw I only have Snapchat, no other Social media
The bad acting made it so much better
I agree.
I have been tempted to take this short down (the audio quality is pretty bad), but there is just something to it that I like.
Enjoyed that.Knew he was going to drink the blood from the start.Loved the dark roast and the cup of Joe.
Thanks for spoiling it asshat
SkittleGirls Clan don’t look at comments asshole
thanks for spoiling it
B L we don’t have a choice youtube put it at the top now it’s so stupid
Great framing of the film,picture and sound quality were spot on amazing twist of the story line as well 10/10 easily recommending this to everyone I know! xD
Thanks Colin! And we won't stop! Short horror movies are gonna keep comin'!
Why did the sugar cubes clink into the cup, when it supposedly had coffee in it?
Its a dice lol
Scare 3/10
Plot twist 10/10
Character development 7/10
Idea 10/10
total 30/40
Jesus christ, lmfao
Was this entire thing written just to justify the punchline? haha
definitely
"Joe, you make a FINE cup of Joe." JOE MAMA
framings, stories, audio, video quality, how to express it ... you are the man limit
Thanks bro! Lots more coming!
What type of Blood Coffee would YOU want to drink?
Ours would definitely be Unicorn Coffee.
Jellyfish
you wouldnt wanna know😐
5567°N 45'S 225"E
@@chryssanthemum I would 😃
Leviathan blood can be turned into anything if you know how to process it.
nice coffee video thanks
Fun fact: this is inside the coffee, like every single coffee in the universe.
When he was sitting and bleeding out, did anyone else think he looked like Post Malone?🤣💀
That is Post Malone.
@@DeformedLunchbox oh-💀
OMG! Have you seen Tokyo Ghoul?
No, isn't it a manga? I've never read it but it sounds pretty awesome and right up my alley.
It related to this directly.
CZsWorld Yes ive seen Tokyo Ghoul, do you mean the reference of Joe being tied chained up to a chair, kinda like Kaneki. Being used for his blood, by a cannibal just for coffee. i see the parallel, nice insight and comparison.
why you have not so many subscribers? You're so creative -.- I like your videos, good luck.
Aww thanks! Anything you'd like us to make a short horror film about?
beautiful morgue make a short horror film about jdjcjdnfkd sma and fjfhtirbfjfo ohlala I'm assuming nobody knows em
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ok, I have to say this, first half of this short felt like dialogue from gay porn before they get into business xD the intense silence, few words, intense staring in each other's eyes, making smalltalk, awkwardness, all of it felt like gay porn dialogue xD
And I just noticed that someone has already noticed that and that I am unoriginal. oh well!
Every time I go to someone else’s house for a party, I will make sure to not drink their brewed coffee lol!
LOL!
"Come right in, this way."
Joe: * is already in *
00:38 You know this is gonna be good.
This guy's takes normal things to horror things damn even coffee
not me looking for the lunchbox the whole time 😭
Dark roast and Joe go hand and hand.
A coffee serial killer really😂
That guy is a vampire.
Fun fact! The thing that he put on the towel to make him sleep actualy takes at least 5 minutes to work
I know! I learned this only after this film. Now I point out the mistake in every film I see.
(Will never make this mistake again)
Good acting DeformedLunchBox 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😊
This is oddly relaxing.
Guy: I WANT COFFEE
Marcy: have this sandwich dip it in your coffee and you would like it
the cup of joe thing was from an scp where he asks for a cup of joe and it drains his blood i like the connection.
You should have named this “ cup of joe “ OBVIOUSLY
That would have been a better title yes lol
This heavily related to the scene of madison and the doc in the game heavy rain. Where she was getting medicine from a complete strangers home and that stranger kept offering a drink of coffee/wine(i forgot) despite how well manered and professional he looked, he did not had good intentions. Always have your guard up, be straight to the point and be objective about it.
Since it's October now I'm watching horror short films on RUclips.
Awesome! Well, we have lots!
Great lesson to be learned here. Drink your own darn coffee:-d
This feels like Twin Peaks.
I think his coffee drove him insane
DUDE THIS LITERALLY CAN'T BE THE END AHHH PT 2 AHHH
Now I know why Starbucks cup of coffee so expensive
"Hold on these are instructions for a dishwasher "
Let's just say, he went from something.....to nothing ;)
I KNEW HE WAS A CANNIBAL!
Fine cup of joe huh...
I think I’ll stick with tea thank you very much
Steve is still breathing...
We like our coffee fresh
THE DARK COFFEE😂😂😂😂
wait, these are instructions for a dishwash- AHHHH
he made a dad joke,
"Joe, you make a fine cup of Joe"
plot twist: the dude only kidnaps and drinks other guys named joe
Why do i feel like this entire thing was simply for that pun at the end?
Cup of Joe...
Nice SCP reference there~
What is SCP?
@@DeformedLunchbox
You.. Don't know? It's a site made by people full of many weird creatures, tools and things you cannot explain. It's a foundation which contains and test these things to see what they do.
@@-Wayla- Sounds cool. No I had not heard of it. I can't seem to find it, can you share a link please and thanks?
@@DeformedLunchbox
www.scpwiki.com/#
I'm just gonna drink some hot chocolate..
2:05 I know EXACTLY what's coming.
Awesome short!
Thanks, keep working on ISE
*nice and S W E E T.*
something about that line is just super funny to me
We don’t need no walker talkies
Wait a tick, I had this exact same thing as a nightmare the other night. Are you hacking into my dreams?
SCP-294
Me:I choose you!
SCP-294: **gives cup of joe**
Joe in Cafè: **faints**
Me: **drinking coffee**
That was a lot of work for a play on words.
And I respect that. Nicely played. 👍
That's how we do! lol
The lighting in this is fuckin awesome!!!!
I need to start making my own hot chocolate, I now know why it tastes so good
I felt so bad for that poor guy!
i love coffee in the morning ...
and in the afternoon ...
i love coffee in the evening ... 😍
🤔 ohhh underneathe the moon... oh. . .. oh oh.
i got a pop up ad for a coffee machine when the video loaded lol
Well he knows how a dishwasher works now :)
LMAO! yes!
bro i read the instructions for a dishwasher one time this is too close to home
Wait a minute....Dishwasher??? Nani!?
Shot of Spookiness At Its Best
This should be a movie 👍
me drinking coffee while watching this😂
I love coffee Dark Roast! lol
i loved it untill the pun at the end
I think the "cup of joe" part is a reference to scp-294
This is actually kind of funny
In the start the way that man with red idk drank the coffee😂
My mum liked the house.
Canible man who is addicted to coffee: this coffee is really special
Victim: what makes it so special?
Me: People dead rotten blood which is about to be yours
HEY WAIT I DIDNT SIGN THE DISHWASHER INSTRUCTIONS YET YOU CAN DO THAT
1:38 Instructions for a dishwash instead of an application.
The guy in the red shirt remains me on my mathe teacher...
Loved it!
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Great job
Just I am imaging the new Nescafe' adverts....
Dracula’s descendant
Post malone got kidnapped
omg i would drink regular coffee LOL that was creepy
Regular as in....caucasian AB+?
bosch paid thousands of dollars for product placement innit
This is kinda asmr
Anybody who wears those glasses can’t be trusted
Kailey: uses sus voice
Joe: dosen't even notice that kailey is up to somethin
Conclusion: Joe is dumb
out of nowhere: kailey kills joe
coffee: am i a joke to you?
Sugar: umm chile-
Nobody:
Steven: laying there dead on the floor
Joe: do i look like a drink? i didn't think so.
Cup: get youre crusty ass hands off of me
Nobody:
Kailey: smiling
me: what the fu-
At least you tried to be funny
Protagonist: *drinks*.... this tastes like shit
No more coffee to dangerous ⚠️
That video reminded me on how I absolutely HATE hearing people eat/drink. A couple of years ago, while I was on my lunch break, when a coworker I don't particularly care sat right behind. He PURPOSELY ate in a loud, annoying manner. In one smooth movement I picked up a folding chair and swung it at his asshole face like Mark Mcguire hitting home runs.
His nose was shattered, 6 teeth were knocked out, and he had a slight hairline fracture to his ocular socket.
The next person who does that, I swear I'm putting a full clip of hollow points in head, neck, and chest. IDGAF what people think of me, nor im a bothered by "law enforcement." The only way I leave with the police is in a body bag in the back of the meat wagon.
damnit that pun
That pun needs locked up for the murder of Joe
An acquired taste I'd have to assume. Still though, beats the hell out of maxwell house.
*I will never ever drink coffee like before.*