That's why we love the egg man. He'll start on a tangent about made up units of measurement, and by the time you realize it's been going on for a while, it's been 6 days and you're dying of dehydration. Then he coincidentally starts on another tangent about water.
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ruclips.net/user/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
from what I understand, it's got a separate circuit board that's always on just for listening to "alexa" and when it hears "alexa" it boots up the whole thing to get what you're saying. Because some people will talk fast, the first 3 seconds after "alexa" is said is recorded on the separate circuit board, then fed into the rest of the device after booting is complete
That's honestly pretty clever. It's also pretty trivial to watch what packets come out of the device and see if it's recording every word you say and sending it back to Amazon. Spoilers, it's not. The software to perform this experiment is actually free, too.
Holy shit this is ACTUALLY amazing Edit: why does this have 432 likes lol Edit V2 okay why does this have 683 likes ahh stap (but not really) Edit V3 713 likes wow also this is here because Jeremy Quiros wanted it so you're welcome
Imagine walking past your Echo, asking it a question about limes and getting the response: "LIMES??! What kinda fuckin' fruit meta are you runnin' over there?!"
Oh my lord, this is hilarious. I'm so happy you made this. I can't believe you found so many relevant lines. I lost it at "I've got no idea, I'm NorthernLion". So good.
This is fuckin brilliant.
12/10 Egg
Best ever
BaerTaffy No force of will can overcome a failing body.
"not even that big", "Semi large"
Some say this was the day we surpassed God himself
What is God, but our own admission of weakness?
Fantastic work. Thank you for your time.
thanks for the company
RockLeeSmile y
Do we still have salt?
Thats the fart copter kid.
RockLeeSmile please tell me he's seen this.
That long ass measurement rant that just kept going. 10/10
mxchump best part hands down
The Isaac soundtrack in the background makes me laugh so hard
That's why we love the egg man. He'll start on a tangent about made up units of measurement, and by the time you realize it's been going on for a while, it's been 6 days and you're dying of dehydration. Then he coincidentally starts on another tangent about water.
_"I WILL SUNDER YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND FART IN YOUR BATH WATER I SWEAR TO GOD-"_ actual god
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, ruclips.net/user/postUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
The single greatest video on RUclips. No more uploads are required.
The only thing it's missing is a tinted rock.
Dajmin the Gamer Scot or is it??
He already missed it
Or a POT PLAY
@@ChargeQM but the spiders though
"No more uploads required" RUclips has been completed. Website will now shut down.
The only bit of criticism I can provide is that it should be called Amazon Eggo.
Patrick * eggcho*
bless you
Genius
double trademark infringement.
egglexa
Sometimes youtube decides it's time again. I never refuse
Facts
Same i just watched this again
Just popped up for me again. June 23, 2020.
@@SadCaligula The r/NLSSCircleJerk thread?
Marfarooni Nope, just my recommendations. I do love that sub though.
Every time you think we've reached peak memeage, something like this comes along.
Erik he wont live this down for years
is this what Ryan refers to when he keeps talking about uploading his brain to the cloud to be immortal ?
this is the reason why nl doesn't want his soul to be uploaded in the deepmind before he dies
This is the exact reason NL's soul will be uploaded to the deepmind before he dies
We must find NL's soul and upload it to the deepmind before he dies.
He's actually done it. This is top tier.
I need a full version of that Africa song
On k8's channel ruclips.net/video/DEpimfThBBw/видео.html
Where is the "I've got no idea I'm northernlion" quote from?
@@afro5595 Holy shit thats perfect. god bless you sir.
I think this is the best like/dislike ratio I have ever seen. Noice
I feel people may dislike the video to spite you
I've seen better ratios.
Probably because it’s the funniest thing on this platform.
Why does this video even have dislikes?
High quality product
Hunter Alfred Hall right there, right there
Hunter Alfred Hall High T. product
This is fucking amazing how am I only seeing this now
Literal tears of laughter from start to finish
4:27 A L E X A
But for real this is fucking great
god fucking dammit i knew i missed one
Its cool. That's just NL Maiden name
Just one? :p
i want an assistant that goes off on rants and tangents when asked a simple question.
"Ey everybody!" had me rolling and I didn't stop til the end!! LMAO
That had me dying on the floor
Don't hurt me I'm Ryab
what's a ryab?
common spelling mistake of the name ryan
*-don't yiff me, i'm Ryan.-*
Wow. Just Wow.
you picked some fantastic clips.
This is 10/10. I love 3:07
I heard "How do you stop your dog from humping your leg?" and immediately I became Michael Scott incarnate "NOO, GOD NO PLEASE NO!"
I love how Toto’s “Africa” is now recommended to me from this video. Who even are these posers when it comes to Eggo?
Just rewatched this classic again for the first time in years. Hope you doing well Afro.
You genius.
You madman.
He's actually done it.
But honestly...
Amazing.
I come back to this often to remind me of what's important in life
I would unironically buy one of those.
3:54 I haven't laughed at something so hard in a while. Amazing work
this is heckin gold
i always wondered how this thing hears the wake word if it isnt always listening
thecommenter87 It's because people cant understand the difference between listening and recording so rhey say it does neither
from what I understand, it's got a separate circuit board that's always on just for listening to "alexa" and when it hears "alexa" it boots up the whole thing to get what you're saying. Because some people will talk fast, the first 3 seconds after "alexa" is said is recorded on the separate circuit board, then fed into the rest of the device after booting is complete
That's honestly pretty clever. It's also pretty trivial to watch what packets come out of the device and see if it's recording every word you say and sending it back to Amazon. Spoilers, it's not. The software to perform this experiment is actually free, too.
Pot spiders gets me EVERY time I watch this video 😂😂😂
What video is it from?
blahthebiste one of his Issac videos, so it’ll be very hard to find.
Northern Define annoying
“3 bobs brains without tears” hahaha
The Circlejerk isn’t worthy of this quality
"I got no idea I'm northernlion" pretty much sums it up
This is fucking amazing
Holy shit this is ACTUALLY amazing
Edit: why does this have 432 likes lol
Edit V2 okay why does this have 683 likes ahh stap (but not really)
Edit V3 713 likes wow also this is here because Jeremy Quiros wanted it so you're welcome
Amazoning? HUEHUEHUE
Why edit that? No need to. Disliked and unsubbed
Sifkis oh *geez*
666 likes and this becomes cursed comment
Aerise :P
RUclips seems to be recommending this video to me again and I am not upset at all
Now i want a reaction from NL :'D
4:20 wow the AmazoNL comes with its own AmazoNek add-on
The Metric vs Imperial bit was fucking good
This is the single greatest video I have ever seen
LETS GO
6 years later this still hits.
This is the funniest video I've ever seen ngl.
FREE LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE *get it while you can*
This was an S-tier docket
"Northernlion what day is it?"
"I got no idea I'm Northernlion."
Why am I laughing so much at this😂
please tell me NL has seen this. It's amazing!
!echo
FeelsBirthdayMan
3:54 got me good, this Is more than anyone could have asked for
when it goes off on the tangent in the kitchen, Oh my lord.
I can't wait for the Total Biscuit Edition #cynicalbrit
How the hell have I never seen this before? I’m dying. Best fucking video on the internet.
i love this so fucking much.. where can i buy one...
inn aaAaAAAaAAfricaaaaa, i bless the raAaains down in aaAaAfrica - I BLESS THE RAIIINSSS...iiiIIIiIii bless the rainnsss
I always come back to this video
Laughed just as hard the second time i found this as i did the first.
"What is the fucking salt for?" 😂
"HEY EVERYBODY"
This is the sentnce well hear before the end of the world
I miss non-family friendly NL
Fantastic.
This made me crack up love the egg man
I forgot about this masterpiece
Holy mother of god this is fucking wicked
I'll be honest I tried to like this video twice, so I had to press the button three times to insure I got the blue thumb.
This was so funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks OP, you made my day!
I'd actually pay for this.
It's fucking amazing that someone made this.
This is the best echo parody ever, better than even the bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnect one.
better than this? ruclips.net/video/W-KEuvd3S-Q/видео.html
If I could get this, I would! =D
The actual funniest video on RUclips
I love it how stretched every joke is.
Too bad there wasn't a sneeze.
Fantastic video. Subbed
This is the funniest shit. What the fuck.
This is so disgustingly amazing
Best advertisement for an NL Echo I've ever seen
can i buy 2 so they will talk to each other?
how can one shitpost be so great yet so horrible
This is probably the best video I've watched this year.
thats fucking amazing xD
my poor face muscles.
You missed an Alexa at 4:30
Literally unwatchable
This is the first video I've actually clicked the like button on for years. Fucking gold!
Haha man, when he selected "Love Songs" and Jeremy picked back up from where it left off...
God tier comedic editing right there.
This is fucken great 😂
This is fucking amazing. Thank you for your work!
1.2k likes and 1 single dislike (at time of writing this comment). I don't think I've seen such ratio before, but you absolutely earned it.
"Shit's gonna get real fucking strange"
Yes!
This needs to be a Netflix series
HOO HOO HOO HOO
T H I S S H I T I S S O F U C K I N G G O O D
Imagine walking past your Echo, asking it a question about limes and getting the response: "LIMES??! What kinda fuckin' fruit meta are you runnin' over there?!"
Egg Father needs to see this.
This is so good... :(
Oh my lord, this is hilarious. I'm so happy you made this. I can't believe you found so many relevant lines. I lost it at "I've got no idea, I'm NorthernLion". So good.
This video is absolutely stellar, however you missed the opportunity of a lifetime “introducing Amazon Egglexa”
I would buy this so much