Are The Cis (straights) Okay?

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @Jammidodger
    @Jammidodger  4 года назад +3473

    Thanks for watching! And because I'm silly and rubbish at descriptions, here's a link to One Topic's channel, go check him out for Wholesome content (: x
    ruclips.net/channel/UCqoZ40XymtdcOp2YOoMw9uw

    • @Alex-wi1mx
      @Alex-wi1mx 4 года назад +37

      Latin nerd here:
      On the recugender bit, technically, recūso is I refuse, to refuse would be recūsāre

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic 4 года назад +225

      Jamie, ahhh. 💜

    • @blue_sea404
      @blue_sea404 4 года назад +58

      You and One Topic should totally collab :’) I’m so happy to see two of my favourite youtubers interact, so much positivity

    • @SkeleMuffin
      @SkeleMuffin 4 года назад +14

      Jammidodger I actually found you after watching a One Topic video!

    • @gizmodaemocorn6776
      @gizmodaemocorn6776 4 года назад +13

      Topicy Wopicy is prolly gonna mention this in a video soon ain't he?

  • @ryntintynvin
    @ryntintynvin 4 года назад +2078

    “This is the men’s!”
    “The door said ‘bla’, I thought it was the introverts’...”

    • @ghengiroo4143
      @ghengiroo4143 4 года назад +16

      lol

    • @lazerwolf6558
      @lazerwolf6558 3 года назад +9

      same

    • @pancakes4life804
      @pancakes4life804 3 года назад +100

      Fun Fact! Men™ actually tend to talk more! A study has been done where men and women in a conversation were timed for how much each talk. To sum it up, men think women talk more than they actually do. For instance, they'll say women talked about half the time, when it was more of ~30% but then they'll claim women "dominated the conversation" when it was 50/50. Similar ones involved men saying a 4/2 ratio of men to women looked about even, whereas the 3/3 ratio was again, "dominated by women." Disclaimer for the "nice guys," obviously not all men, but definitely enough to produce a false stereotype.

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 3 года назад +8

      no, it would be a blank door

    • @sagexists
      @sagexists 3 года назад +28

      i mean i would NOT want to be in an extroverted toilet, there's too many people talking-

  • @paardstaart2182
    @paardstaart2182 3 года назад +2837

    "'How to determine the gender of a fish' FISH DON'T HAVE FEET" I'm laughing so hard.

    • @petyreyvind9963
      @petyreyvind9963 3 года назад +21

      SAMEEE

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 3 года назад +10

      I lost it at Reculogic.

    • @-BOO-404
      @-BOO-404 2 года назад +4

      How is this comment a year old and only has 2 comments with 1,6k likes?
      I guess this comment was just to great to fill with bots

    • @bluedragon3657
      @bluedragon3657 2 года назад +1

      I'm remembering the Freud eel story

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 года назад +2

      Really, it's just identifying which fish wish their ancestors had evolved into amphibians...

  • @earlofthewoods
    @earlofthewoods 4 года назад +3080

    Honestly, seperate washrooms for people who want to chat with strangers and people who just want to do their business and get out sounds good to me. I could have avoided so many weird conversations 😂

    • @wishtopublish
      @wishtopublish 4 года назад +206

      The best part is standing outside wondering how much you feel like talking today

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 4 года назад +291

      Introvert and Extrovert bathrooms

    • @McFlingleson
      @McFlingleson 4 года назад +116

      I've always thought that every bathroom should only accommodate one person at a time. I don't want there to be other people around me while I'm using the bathroom.

    • @ajb1884
      @ajb1884 4 года назад +16

      I actually love this idea

    • @Naricie
      @Naricie 4 года назад +75

      honestly YES, lets put up introvert and extrovert signs everywhere, that would actually be beneficial for society unlike stupid gender norm stuff =/

  • @adylaar6708
    @adylaar6708 3 года назад +359

    Cake: Is it gun or glitter?
    Kid: plays with GLITTER GUN for 12 years

    • @siginotmylastname3969
      @siginotmylastname3969 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment :p

    • @FennekinBraixen
      @FennekinBraixen 3 года назад +9

      Imagine bringing a glitter gun to school. I swear everyone but your classmates would hate you...
      I would so do it xD

    • @dazdoesmemes9771
      @dazdoesmemes9771 2 года назад +3

      You fool, it’s not fun or glitter… It’s nErF oR NoThInG!

    • @reddmurrie7588
      @reddmurrie7588 2 года назад +1

      I really want a glitter gun, now.

    • @navii8547
      @navii8547 2 года назад

      Glitter Gun= NB or Demigender

  • @justbecca7236
    @justbecca7236 4 года назад +2967

    “that’s kind of problematic eyelashes are important”

    • @squish6674
      @squish6674 4 года назад +36

      I love your profile pic! Another Bi-Buddy has been found!

    • @moth143
      @moth143 4 года назад +3

      TwT

    • @ChronicCalibration
      @ChronicCalibration 4 года назад +53

      @Sugon Dizdik7 *you're
      If you're going to be a dick you might as well do it correctly.

    • @marsisgay936
      @marsisgay936 4 года назад +12

      I had a friend in middle school who actually didn’t have eyelashes. She had all her other head hair, just no eyelashes

    • @ChronicCalibration
      @ChronicCalibration 4 года назад +34

      @Sugon Dizdik7 I'm sorry you don't realize that beating children is a bad thing, but that's your problem.

  • @danielrobinson7769
    @danielrobinson7769 4 года назад +5023

    Cis clearly not okay when they pick “guns or glitter” and completely miss an opportunity for “guns or roses”. Clearly not okay to be doing cakes like those anyway but still if you’re gonna do it wrong, at least do it right.

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +141

      That's what i was thinking

    • @cjstar7623
      @cjstar7623 4 года назад +40

      Either one does not sound cute

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +237

      @@cjstar7623 yeah but guns and roses is way more cool the guns and glitter

    • @cjstar7623
      @cjstar7623 4 года назад +30

      @@imadoor2205 It is but I don't think it's like cute, for the baby shower

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +106

      @@cjstar7623 you are right neither are good at all

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 4 года назад +5341

    broke: separate bathrooms for men and women
    woke: separate bathrooms for introverts and extroverts

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 4 года назад +415

      One where the urinals, if any, are placed a safe and appropriate distance away from the others, ranging from at least 3 meters to 33 miles

    • @ShayLeaf05
      @ShayLeaf05 4 года назад +92

      this is GENIUS

    • @midoriasakusa
      @midoriasakusa 4 года назад +166

      @@doomsins social distancing urinals

    • @sukonetei4789
      @sukonetei4789 4 года назад +154

      6 bathrooms. For each Minecraft wood type.

    • @protojager
      @protojager 4 года назад +69

      Ascended: Separate bathrooms for stalls or urinals.

  • @nox6815
    @nox6815 3 года назад +2469

    "your either a girl or a boy"
    Genderfluids: Yes
    Non-binaries: No
    Demigirl/demiboy: yes and no

    • @fruityren
      @fruityren 3 года назад +364

      Agenders: no comment.

    • @rhyanisyes4512
      @rhyanisyes4512 3 года назад +147

      Yesn't

    • @autisticgenderfluidh0E69
      @autisticgenderfluidh0E69 3 года назад +230

      I'm actually really glad that demigirls/demiboys are being represented because I don't see people talk about them much

    • @phantomlove
      @phantomlove 3 года назад +116

      @@autisticgenderfluidh0E69 exactly omg its so nice to be included in trans jokes

    • @souwen266
      @souwen266 3 года назад +20

      You're right

  • @nomz3621
    @nomz3621 4 года назад +6015

    Guys in cartoons: * Have no eyelashes *
    Guys irl: * Have the longest, prettiest eyelashes to ever exist *

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 4 года назад +528

      My husband has the most beautiful eyes and eyelashes I've ever seen. Lucky bastard.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 года назад +269

      Also, for some reason, girls have HUUUUGE eyes in cartoons!

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 4 года назад +448

      Male animal protagonist : Looks like the actual animal
      Male animal protagonist's friends : A very skinny and a severly obese version of the animal
      Female animal love interest : The protagonist but with eyelashes

    • @skyclaw
      @skyclaw 4 года назад +68

      @Hazbin Kyupiddo And huge eyes, and probably lipstick.

    • @spottedfire5809
      @spottedfire5809 4 года назад +6

      Yes

  • @upseteggplant2810
    @upseteggplant2810 4 года назад +2093

    "Guns or glitter?"
    Put glitter on your guns and it won't be a problem.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 4 года назад +7349

    Ah.... 💜

    • @spacejasontodd
      @spacejasontodd 4 года назад +426

      Yes, the only okay straight person here, thank you OT 💙

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 4 года назад +216

      Yay you're here!! Please do a collab! Your people need this lol! ♥️

    • @Maxipadingt0n
      @Maxipadingt0n 4 года назад +48

      Yay!

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 4 года назад +100

      I agree with @@maddythelion, a collab in these times would really lift a lot of people's spirits!

    • @lobsterfan
      @lobsterfan 4 года назад +81

      Thank you straight who is ok

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 года назад +1156

    “If you aren’t a boy, you’re a girl!”
    My enby ass: “Only a cis deals in absolutes!”

    • @Obsidian.Rochester
      @Obsidian.Rochester 3 года назад +22

      AHAHHAHAHAA

    • @16poetisa
      @16poetisa 3 года назад +26

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +34

      My genderfluid ass : ... *sighs*

    • @leodolphin6938
      @leodolphin6938 3 года назад +19

      HAHDHAHKDKA OKAY THIS WINS! THIS WINS EVERYTHING!

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 3 года назад +19

      Oh my God that fits perfectly

  • @lilaolsen5918
    @lilaolsen5918 4 года назад +2505

    I have decided that my phone is non-binary.

    • @justaroacethings1701
      @justaroacethings1701 4 года назад +204

      My phone has decided to identify as demigender

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +63

      @@justaroacethings1701 may I ask what that is, I'm quite curious?

    • @justaroacethings1701
      @justaroacethings1701 4 года назад +147

      It's where you partially identify as one gender and partially as another gender

    • @cjstar7623
      @cjstar7623 4 года назад +54

      Mine is gay

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +71

      @@justaroacethings1701 oh wow that's actually really cool thank you!

  • @Familiarwildflowers
    @Familiarwildflowers 4 года назад +3117

    Recugender: literally to refuse gender. Agender but make it aggressive!

    • @oliveroliveroliver
      @oliveroliveroliver 4 года назад +191

      can we reclaim it as this please

    • @luxurypetscz
      @luxurypetscz 4 года назад +184

      It does sound like an agender person trying to be edgy. Lol

    • @logansanders9307
      @logansanders9307 4 года назад +94

      Actually “agressive” Agender is already a term, it's called Exgender.
      But I also love this ideas.

    • @Sunni_Abolishes_Empires
      @Sunni_Abolishes_Empires 4 года назад +11

      I’m cryinnnn

    • @thatoneperson4682
      @thatoneperson4682 4 года назад +31

      Logan Sanders _The More You Know_

  • @kentonrune6621
    @kentonrune6621 4 года назад +1292

    "I'm pretty sure transphobes and all those people will consider their phones females... because.. charging hole"
    I DIED a little

    • @alexischatterley5889
      @alexischatterley5889 4 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 года назад +9

      Also how you can play with the front

    • @near4316
      @near4316 4 года назад +8

      @@stpidstuff can't unsee

    • @strawberrybannajams
      @strawberrybannajams 4 года назад +6

      w h e e z e

    • @josieparker4710
      @josieparker4710 4 года назад +1

      What’s so wrong about giving an inanimate object a gender? It’s not that big of a deal

  • @lilyme3
    @lilyme3 3 года назад +208

    Ah man. I was so expecting the "girl" side of the "guns" cake to say "roses." xD

    • @littlestone1655
      @littlestone1655 3 года назад +9

      Yes!! That'd be great

    • @old_soul99
      @old_soul99 2 года назад +6

      now that is a good gender reveal, only because it's funny

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 2 года назад +6

      THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER F U C K

    • @TangleSlime2
      @TangleSlime2 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, the people who made that cake are both sexist and bad at puns

  • @carolinarodrigues2975
    @carolinarodrigues2975 4 года назад +3949

    Jamie: It’s a phone it doesn’t have a gender
    Me: *laughs in portuguese and many other languages*

    • @hazelnut2457
      @hazelnut2457 4 года назад +380

      me: laughs in romanian because in romanian the word phone is male at singular but female at plural

    • @angus69
      @angus69 4 года назад +256

      Me: laughs in German because we have male, female and neutral articles and it’s neutral in singular but female in plural

    • @luanita307
      @luanita307 4 года назад +37

      Oh Olá pessoa que falar português, não imaginei encontrar um irmão de língua por aqui

    • @Juhpiter.
      @Juhpiter. 4 года назад +32

      Tem falante de português em todo canto msm hahahaa

    • @everlightvanblue6562
      @everlightvanblue6562 4 года назад +69

      Laughs in Spanish and some French

  • @zane691
    @zane691 4 года назад +458

    Me, a trans guy, going into the restroom: bla
    My cis boyfriend, who literally talks as much as humanly possible: **visible confusion**

  • @maddoxs9841
    @maddoxs9841 4 года назад +773

    ' we all know your interests determine your gender "
    me, a trans man wearing a crop top and skirt paired with violet glittery eyeshadow and gemstones on my face: oh yeah for sure i 100% agree with jammi that statement is completely true and meant to be taken seriously. mhm. absolutely.

    • @sammichbread
      @sammichbread 4 года назад +125

      that outfit sounds epic hell yeah

    • @Danny-wn1gn
      @Danny-wn1gn 4 года назад +22

      Nice profile pic

    • @evelynphillips2914
      @evelynphillips2914 4 года назад +9

      mood

    • @autumnsylver
      @autumnsylver 4 года назад +66

      me, a trans man who knows how to use power tools, but also knows how to sew, knit, and bake. 😅

    • @leor1723
      @leor1723 4 года назад +9

      @@autumnsylver ayeee same 🤙🤙

  • @swagittarius5748
    @swagittarius5748 3 года назад +487

    Jamie: "We all know that your interests determine your gender"
    Me: "Guess my gender is music now 🤷🏻‍♀️"

    • @luvkaitlyn.
      @luvkaitlyn. 3 года назад +30

      Guess my gender is fucking taekwondo then

    • @Fledhyris
      @Fledhyris 3 года назад +16

      I've always wanted to put 'dragon' as my gender but I don't, because I don't want everyone to take offence...

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 года назад +11

      @@Fledhyris You can consider yourself a dragon otherkin, but otherkinship is not a gender.

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 3 года назад +7

      I guess my gender is genshin impact.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 года назад +5

      @@cynicalbutterscotch6581 You sure it's not your orientation? I can't imagine how many bi people that game awakened.

  • @darksideofthemood
    @darksideofthemood 4 года назад +3922

    Jammie : Things are not gendered
    Me, a french person who has to use gendered words to describe virtually anything : I AGREE BUT-

    • @novaanimations5958
      @novaanimations5958 4 года назад +254

      I KNOW. IT HUUUUURTS

    • @autumnsylver
      @autumnsylver 4 года назад +249

      I'm Canadian, so I speak English and French, and I always forget that objects are gendered in French. 😂

    • @omgubler
      @omgubler 4 года назад +160

      same in Spanish! (tambien en espanol)

    • @alexdelpino2238
      @alexdelpino2238 4 года назад +45

      @@omgubler I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @prachisaxena3881
      @prachisaxena3881 4 года назад +44

      Same in Hindi

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 4 года назад +261

    "Masculine men keep women femenine"
    Excuse my boyfriend is pretty damn masculine and that makes me no less of a tomboy

  • @alpi3760
    @alpi3760 4 года назад +341

    the guns or glitter cake bugs not only because cishet, but also BECAUSE THEY MISSED AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A PUN, *GUNS OR ROSES*

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 4 года назад +31

      I hate gender reveal cakes bc they’re stupid and ridiculous, but if you’re gonna do one, then at least make it clever.

    • @rainniebee
      @rainniebee 3 года назад +1

      OH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THAT WHY

    • @Laecy
      @Laecy 3 года назад +1

      And what if I want a rhinestone studded shotgun?

    • @yappingforthebaddies
      @yappingforthebaddies 3 года назад

      YES

  • @ellie3477
    @ellie3477 3 года назад +80

    6:30 I just wanted to say, that 'to have eggs' is the German phrase for 'to have balls' in english. (Because balls are kind of shaped like [bird's] eggs). And if a German called you 'a sausage' they think you're weak. So in context of this German phrases these toilet sings are somehow progressive, but in a mean way. 😅

    • @xMJJMoonwalker
      @xMJJMoonwalker 3 года назад +9

      In Spanish the word for eggs is also slang for testicles lmao.

    • @knvids2812
      @knvids2812 2 года назад +2

      Same in Hindi

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 2 года назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @unrespiro
      @unrespiro 5 месяцев назад

      Ahh that's why I couldn't understand! I thought both were for men, since my brain translated it into Spanish!

  • @freddiet.rowlet525
    @freddiet.rowlet525 4 года назад +678

    I love the "shoe sale" as a stereotype of women when you have things like the Air Jordans where tonnes of men go crazy trying to get them without paying full price.

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine 4 года назад +42

      Exactly! It's almost like the desire for certain products are decided by personal preference and not your biological make up. Who woulda thought?

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 4 года назад +23

      Meanwhile other girls just take a pair of shoes and hope they don't need to spend 80 fucking euros for the rest of their life. I hate shoes.

    • @Spooopy_Ghost
      @Spooopy_Ghost 4 года назад +10

      Me: *used the same shoes that make me look like a homeless person because I don’t like going shopping* well poo

    • @faithh5546
      @faithh5546 4 года назад +13

      My brother: an entire room dedicated to shoes.
      Me: the same pair I've had for two years that are about to fall apart but they are broken in and comfy.

    • @lowri.williams
      @lowri.williams 4 года назад +2

      @@ShinyShilla I don't think I've ever related to anything so much in my life.

  • @maldambao6126
    @maldambao6126 4 года назад +510

    Cis people: "omg you guys create labels for everything"
    Also cis people: "I'm Recugender"

    • @cinderleaves3949
      @cinderleaves3949 3 года назад +14

      Anti-trans people: “you guys create labels for everything!”
      Also anti trans people: “Dude you are a boy shut up and don’t go in the girl bathroom”

    • @nanetteestonina5480
      @nanetteestonina5480 3 года назад +23

      Anti-LGBT people: "these things are gonna confuse the children"
      Also Anti-LGBT people: "men are like waffles, and women are like spaghetti"

    • @hey_girlie122
      @hey_girlie122 3 года назад +2

      As a cis person I agree with that.some cis people are problematic

    • @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat
      @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +2

      @@hey_girlie122 As a fellow cis person I agree

  • @publicunknown
    @publicunknown 4 года назад +1578

    Me: "things are no gendered"
    Also me talking about my phone: "shes a little broken but She's trying her best"

    • @jessicahoward9046
      @jessicahoward9046 4 года назад +125

      *me talking to me*

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 4 года назад +59

      I refer to my phone as a he, because mmm languages with gendered nouns ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @bodourdiab9084
      @bodourdiab9084 4 года назад +26

      I see every object as a "he" by a _slight_ but I can never see anything as a "she" which idk why

    • @DoktorBeta
      @DoktorBeta 4 года назад +15

      that still fits with the thing where people call cars and boats and stuff like that "she"

    • @Thewingedscourge
      @Thewingedscourge 4 года назад +39

      I'm a dumbass who uses they/them pronouns for my phone because I use they/them pronouns and my family's homophobic and I just want something to relate to-

  • @dianaaredia4202
    @dianaaredia4202 3 года назад +60

    Ok, but, hear me out. The “do-you-talk-a-lot-or-not” toilet thing actually makes a lot of sense. I get often just randomly asked questions while I’m washing my hands by other people waiting or washing their hands in public bathrooms. And having a lot of social anxiety I usually don’t really like it, sometimes though I find it actually quite nice and it makes me a bit happier. So, dividing toilets like this would allow you to go to the place you feel the most comfortable in, which may also vary from day to day.

  • @Radladbadsad
    @Radladbadsad 4 года назад +5984

    Cishets“You LGBT people are OBSESSED with gender smh”
    Also cishets: “What gender is your phone?”

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 года назад +340

      Binary.
      Pun intended

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 4 года назад +58

      @@Omna420 dammit I was gonna comment that

    • @aaerynn
      @aaerynn 3 года назад +12

      It 🌪

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles 3 года назад +97

      As a straight cis person I can honestly say this is 100% true. My phone is male and his name is Sampson.

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 3 года назад +37

      Also, what do they want it to be? I.e. as a woman, am I supposed to want a male or a female phone? I don’t get it 🤔

  • @kath26
    @kath26 4 года назад +2127

    I fricken lost it at “fish don’t have feet.” He just says that with the most deadpan expression.. wow.
    Edit: it's more of a confused expression, silly me.

  • @nikoikofe126
    @nikoikofe126 3 года назад +1616

    "masculine men keep women feminine" i hear my mother, when she tries to find me a boyfriend, while i secretly look up catboys in maidsuits.

    • @coffeestainedwreck
      @coffeestainedwreck 3 года назад +138

      your taste is immaculate, friend

    • @nikoikofe126
      @nikoikofe126 3 года назад +184

      Let's face it, better catboy in maid dress that cis het guy that smells like cheese and coke

    • @felixwearwell6434
      @felixwearwell6434 3 года назад +87

      Catboys get so underrated. I love how men look in skirts so I get the vibe lol.

    • @zukoshonor7435
      @zukoshonor7435 3 года назад +60

      Slap cat ears and maid dress on everyone and they will look 10 times better in my book

    • @razzbarree9020
      @razzbarree9020 3 года назад +48

      “Oh yes, catboys in maid dresses are my jam” I whisper, Switch clutched in my hands as I run around my animal crossing island giving all the male cat villagers the maid dresses that Mable sold me

  • @enigma1day
    @enigma1day 3 года назад +18

    “The muffin is wearing a bow not a tire” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 had me dying

  • @witchy.rav3n
    @witchy.rav3n 4 года назад +1440

    One time my friend said to me “I’m semibisexual” and so I told her “oh, what does it mean?” and she: “It means I like guys!” and me: -_- bish wot? “That means ur straight” and she went: “uuuuh noo...?” I-
    Edit: gays, gals and folks, its confirmed, she’s straight.
    Edit 2: gays, gals, and folks, she’s finally understood that she was wrong yeyyyy she’s learning the right labels and all lgbt stuff soo she’s on the right path don’t worry

    • @percy9705
      @percy9705 4 года назад +407

      wtf is wrong with straight people
      -straight person
      update: im polysexual
      update 2: im gay

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 4 года назад +238

      That’s so dumb I’m actually mad. Like gorl you can find other things to make you special that won’t get you weird looks from actual lgbt and straights with sanity.

    • @random_weebuwu535
      @random_weebuwu535 4 года назад +17

      Tf?

    • @lavenderiaromero8707
      @lavenderiaromero8707 4 года назад +123

      ah yes... ThE hAlf BiSeXUALs

    • @voguishthrone5887
      @voguishthrone5887 4 года назад +61

      I mean fo a while I thought I was biromantic with a slight preference to guys, but then I found out I’m actually demisexual and the closest I’ve been to having sexual attraction have been with guys. I haven’t been friends with many other girls but I have been attracted to female celebrities/characters. A lil TMI, I know, I jus wanted to share my experience

  • @mackenziedavidson4974
    @mackenziedavidson4974 4 года назад +454

    I’m so incredibly upset that “place names for boys” did not end with a MANhattan pun

  • @hisshissmotherheckers1927
    @hisshissmotherheckers1927 4 года назад +924

    “I’m not cis”
    “So you’re trans?”
    “No, I identify with the gender I was born with”
    “That’s cis”
    “I refuse”

    •  4 года назад +7

      that's also what man and woman means so it isn't confusing at all.

    • @solarz.z
      @solarz.z 4 года назад +45

      @Preacher Trans people are normal too, so what exactly are you talking about?

    • @solarz.z
      @solarz.z 4 года назад +53

      @Preacher Yeah cis people are more common, but that doesn't make trans people weird or unnatural. You realise the RUclipsr who made this video is trans, right? Why are you even here?

    • @solarz.z
      @solarz.z 4 года назад +32

      @Preacher Do you realise how the comment you made could maybe have been interpreted as transphobic?

    • @solarz.z
      @solarz.z 4 года назад +31

      @Preacher Um, what? It is your problem. You said something that could be interpreted as offensive and discriminatory.

  • @ashmazaev3963
    @ashmazaev3963 3 года назад +111

    am i the only one who lowkey loves the idea of choosing a toilet based on how talkative i am? i mean.. that sounds kinda fun

  • @jadewarner6861
    @jadewarner6861 4 года назад +2492

    I went to a restaurant once that had "skirts" and "shirts" on the bathroom doors and I literally stopped and stared at them cause I didn't know which to go into. What if I'm wearing a skirt and a shirt?

    • @liltomboy2593
      @liltomboy2593 4 года назад +309

      you panic. My school doesnt have a gender neutral bathroom available nor do restaurants so im stuck going to the female bathroom. Im genderfluid...and in the closet.

    • @honeynhoundsco.844
      @honeynhoundsco.844 4 года назад +85

      @@liltomboy2593 Me too. Honestly I just dont use school bathrooms cause 😭😢

    • @liltomboy2593
      @liltomboy2593 4 года назад +90

      @@honeynhoundsco.844 I avoid them aswell but sometimes I cant hold it in...so I rush to the girls bathroom and feel so akward and I am more awkward when I make eye-contact with another girl (I feel like an imposter i swear to god).
      Like my school has 1 boy and 2 girl bathroom in the whole building and one teachers bathroom. No gender neutral bathrooms.. I hate it

    • @honeynhoundsco.844
      @honeynhoundsco.844 4 года назад +51

      @@liltomboy2593 Its awful. Like is it really that hard. There are more female bathrooms. And you can make a single one gender neutral? If I can't hold I also run into the female bathroom. Because if I run into the male bathroom these things on my chest will earn me weird looks and maybe a detention. But I run to the emptiest female bathroom I can find. This problem needs to be addressed

    • @liltomboy2593
      @liltomboy2593 4 года назад +27

      @@honeynhoundsco.844 My school is a 2 story building so...on the ground level is male bathroom, 1 and 2 floor are female bathroom the teachers bathroom is on the second floor. Like if I am ground level and feel more masculine I have to rush to the female bathroom and hope no ones there.
      It also sucks that I have PE, and boys and girls are separated so there are two like gyms in the same facility which is 5 minutes away from us. Let me tell you, it feel so akward to change infront of girls and not look so akward and try to seem cishet. I got asked if I was a lesbian because I was so embarrassed like what?
      I change in the bathroom in the female locker room which gives me enough space to calm my nerves.
      It really needs to be addressed like my school didnt re-assign a trans student to his locker room with the rest of the guys even when he started taking T. It needed months for it to work.
      Like not all of us are cisgender!

  • @TaylorMaeB
    @TaylorMaeB 4 года назад +187

    The “blah” is for introverts and the “blah x50” is for extroverts.

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +10

      What if im an Ambivert

    • @imadoor2205
      @imadoor2205 4 года назад +5

      @@nikhita280 ah, makes sense

    • @JFWilde
      @JFWilde 4 года назад +6

      I wondered if the bla x50 is for Dracula from Hotel Transylvania.

    • @user-hf9xc1sz4u
      @user-hf9xc1sz4u 4 года назад +1

      ok i think the blah bathroom is being overpopulated-/j

  • @rey._rose
    @rey._rose 4 года назад +6943

    As a straight cis girl, we do not claim these people and are sorry they exist
    Edit: Update, I’m Bi 🙃
    Edit: update, no I’m a lesbian
    Edit: No i think im Bi again
    Edit: NOPE- IM SO VERY MUCH A LESBIAN WOMEN ARE SO HOT
    Guys I finished watching Dickinson a couple weeks ago, Im so 100% sure that Im a lesbian its not even funny 💀

    • @riverevans726
      @riverevans726 4 года назад +170

      Thanks. |-/

    • @Celeste9309
      @Celeste9309 4 года назад +375

      We don't really like close-minded people, they make us straight people look like a bunch of jerks...

    • @wormsandmushrooms
      @wormsandmushrooms 4 года назад +326

      shout out to all cis straight people like you! you're what the world needs!

    • @TalentedTiger
      @TalentedTiger 4 года назад +110

      I know straight cis people myself who are amazing, so no worries.

    • @shycricket05
      @shycricket05 4 года назад +73

      I know a lot of good straight cis people and you’re one of them thank u for existing

  • @BellBOYd128
    @BellBOYd128 3 года назад +17

    Weirdest bathroom signs I've been in front of were labeled "Reindeer" and "Moose." With no other context clues and it being too far for my leg-clenching self to waddle back to a server and ask which bathroom was which, I made the normative assumption that the Moose bathroom was the men's bathroom because it was the larger taxidermy and further to the point it had antlers, and the reindeer (or maybe it was a de-antlered caribou) did not have antlers. The Moose room was not in fact the men's bathroom.

    • @alabastergiant
      @alabastergiant 6 месяцев назад +1

      Reindeer are just tamed caribou!

  • @cornycubedlaser3227
    @cornycubedlaser3227 4 года назад +344

    I have a joke for that last one:
    So a girl goes into the bathroom with the label "bla" and a guy washing his hands goes "why are you in here?"
    The girl signs "I can't speak"

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +2060

    (5:00) _> "Guns or glitter"_
    That's one aggressively American cake.

    • @meganrobinson6038
      @meganrobinson6038 3 года назад +127

      Also...the glitteriest people I know are men. Admittedly, they are drag performers, but still.

    • @confusedstrangedot2811
      @confusedstrangedot2811 3 года назад +63

      sadly as an american, yes.

    • @Chelsea2.0
      @Chelsea2.0 3 года назад +46

      *sighs in American*

    • @Tori_100
      @Tori_100 3 года назад +9

      The kids probably just cake jaja

    • @laylagardner8728
      @laylagardner8728 3 года назад +26

      Laughs in gun owning trans woman

  • @rosefox4245
    @rosefox4245 4 года назад +160

    "Fish don't have feet."
    You sounded so defeated there, I feel you

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 4 года назад +15

      RoseFox *defeeted

    • @alannahcrook
      @alannahcrook 4 года назад +4

      Marshmallow Fruit for a minute, I thought you were serious but then I realized it was a pun

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 4 года назад

      @@sexfuk2119 I cackled.

  • @kenken.S
    @kenken.S 2 года назад +14

    If my kid comes out as trans im just gonna have a second gender reveal party with a cake that says oops I was wrong

  • @i.j.dragonfly3123
    @i.j.dragonfly3123 4 года назад +1219

    The last bathrooms: **exist**
    Me, a woman but also an introvert: **sweating profusely**

    • @Tessa_Gr
      @Tessa_Gr 4 года назад +77

      If I wasn't way too shy for it, I would just go to the "bla" toilet, because it honestly fitsme better

    • @siakarkhanis2064
      @siakarkhanis2064 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 4 года назад +2

      Amen to that

    • @kerryraven229
      @kerryraven229 4 года назад +5

      @@Tessa_Gr me too.. i also dislike pink but like blue :D

    • @AceMeldrick
      @AceMeldrick 4 года назад +17

      My father talks a LOT, my mother is shy... clearly those bathrooms are not gendered

  • @SAMBOT2000xp
    @SAMBOT2000xp 4 года назад +389

    Once when I was 8 years old, I went to a restaurant and I had to go to the bathroom. they only had 1 bathroom and it said "Just a bathroom" for some reason it made me feel really happy.
    I am now Non-Binary.

    • @nathatleue
      @nathatleue 4 года назад +55

      RetrospectOfAChair this is so wholesome. should be on r/mademesmile

    • @nevermoreever2
      @nevermoreever2 4 года назад +52

      I'm cis woman but I find the whole women's vs men's toilet annoying. I found a bar in the USA that had one room that said stalls and another said urinals. Straight to the point, you know what is behind the doors.
      Or just have a room with sinks in the middle and toilet rooms with full walls and doors.

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 года назад +24

      Disa I love that - tbh that’s a great way to divide it. I lived in China for a while and while they do have gendered bathrooms, they have a little plaque on the doors to indicate a western toilet or a squattie.... as long as your stalls are completely enclosed (America 😒) it’s literally not an issue. You just need a room of little toilet rooms with a row of sinks attached.

    • @Aima952
      @Aima952 4 года назад +15

      Disa. Sounds almost exactly like how I'd organise a buildings bathrooms if I was in charge... Main door labeled "excretion chamber" (no baths present and bigger than a closet); sink, baby change and hand dryer area; arrows to stalls, urinals and disability friendly areas.

    • @megahack1319
      @megahack1319 4 года назад +14

      There is a restaurant in my town now that has single stall bathrooms that say for humans on the doors.

  • @trueDramar
    @trueDramar 4 года назад +389

    The guns or glitter one missed an obvious joke, they could've written "guns or roses"'

  • @astrick338
    @astrick338 3 года назад +11

    I'm a bi, cis woman who is into alot of stereotypically 'masculine' things. My brother in law actually asked me, years after knowing me when I was going to transition to male??? Like no, just because I don't like stereotypically 'feminine' things doesn't mean that I don't identify with my birth gender. I feel like a woman and I also feel like I have the right to decide what that means to me.

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 4 года назад +1374

    "recugender"
    Who's gonna tell them that there's absolutely nothing wrong with being cis?

    • @absoluteunit2560
      @absoluteunit2560 4 года назад +152

      if you complain abt yhen youre the problem... trans ppl dont hate people for being cis they hate them for being horrible

    • @kingdomofprussiaball7438
      @kingdomofprussiaball7438 4 года назад +7

      @absolute unit They hate them because they're normal

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 4 года назад +64

      @Pickle Sandwiches i just complain about wanting to be a lesbian cause boys are awful lmao

    • @feliiihh.
      @feliiihh. 4 года назад +58

      @@kingdomofprussiaball7438 no 💖

    • @randomstuffs3060
      @randomstuffs3060 4 года назад +115

      @@kingdomofprussiaball7438 trans and people with non binary genders are also normal? tf?

  • @nickfox1253
    @nickfox1253 4 года назад +661

    "They're not gendered because they're places" *Almost every latin-based language cracks knuckles*

    • @noa3897
      @noa3897 3 года назад +45

      Literally so many other languages: 👁👄👁

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 3 года назад +22

      Slavic languadges too

    • @memistcentral2044
      @memistcentral2044 3 года назад +9

      Texas also has some gendered places (idk if they were named before america took it)

    • @nickfox1253
      @nickfox1253 3 года назад +14

      @@memistcentral2044 Probably came from Spanish names when they were part of Mexico.

    • @lightxki
      @lightxki 3 года назад +7

      *coughs in german*

  • @sarcasticandenthusiastic3729
    @sarcasticandenthusiastic3729 4 года назад +684

    "Masculine men keep women feminine"
    Bi and lesbian women: hello?

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 4 года назад +9

      @Eliora Calanit that might be the joke, idk tho

    • @sarcasticandenthusiastic3729
      @sarcasticandenthusiastic3729 4 года назад +34

      @Eliora Calanit not saying wlw women can't be feminine i'm just saying masculine men have nothing to do with it

    • @toenailvolunteer3454
      @toenailvolunteer3454 3 года назад +15

      asexual women: ight imma out

    • @Entity-rr4cu
      @Entity-rr4cu 3 года назад +11

      Dont forget about us *pan*cakes.

    • @Eosinophyllis
      @Eosinophyllis 3 года назад +7

      Well I mean I’m an omni demigirl who prefers girls and feminine people. So that’s where the other half of my gender went.

  • @Fledhyris
    @Fledhyris 3 года назад +5

    Jamie I love your videos, they are so wholesome and uplifting and light hearted - even though you are pointing the finger at some of the worst people on this planet! - I love that you stay so chill and only mildly judgemental and are able to laugh at such foolishness, which is the best way to rob them of their power to hurt. Also you have a very soothing voice :) X

  • @theletters9623
    @theletters9623 4 года назад +370

    This just makes me think of that post that's like "I wanna put two random words or two images on toilet doors and see which one the majority thinks is more masculine/feminine "

    • @heiltotheking
      @heiltotheking 4 года назад +36

      it reminds me of when we actually had to design toilet signs for an art gallery.
      one was a cogwheel with the prongs facing out, one with the prongs facing inward. Nobody could figure it out til it clicked for me.
      "prongs inwards is female, because they pee INTO the toilet. prongs outward is male because they pee around it"

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +25

      Lmao yeah let's put the word "coffee" on one door and "donuts" on the other and make them guess

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 года назад +16

      @@froggdoggs8551 Given that doughnuts have a hole in them, I can foresee a potential sexual innuendo. (Actually, the first thought that comes to my mind is the rumour of frat lads getting pledges to eat doughnuts off their erect penises as a hazing prank.)

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 года назад +1

      idk if mcdonalds bathroom doors are same around the world, but for the first time i had to compare and guess. and in cReAtIvE places they can have a hat or smth on a door, and i go to check another door to compare it to a different object and gender them. If you care, just put letters.

    • @stab7113
      @stab7113 4 года назад +2

      Hey I found this really funny so can I screenshot this and show my friends?

  • @nickythehickey
    @nickythehickey 4 года назад +861

    “You don’t think about if it’s a he or she”
    “No, because it’s a _phone”_
    Also the description of recugender makes it sound like a more complicated form of agender
    Edit: I didn’t mean that the identity is like agender, I said that the way it was described and the title itself (if recu means refuse, recugender means refuse gender or refused gender, idk if that makes sense but Jamie said what I’m trying to better) makes it sound like it would be like agender. Obviously being cis and just wanting a special (and apparently confusing) name because you think cis is somehow a slur is very different from being agender.
    Sincerely, someone with a nonbinary identity

    • @AlienLiyzard
      @AlienLiyzard 4 года назад +90

      It's what happens when you really want to join in on the "cool gender label" but you still don't want to lose your cis status

    • @DAEsaster
      @DAEsaster 4 года назад +70

      A...gendered version of agender

    • @espurrsdead17
      @espurrsdead17 4 года назад +9

      memento mori friend

    • @alecblankenship8488
      @alecblankenship8488 4 года назад +8

      Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS

    • @arthurricciardi9772
      @arthurricciardi9772 4 года назад +20

      if someone identifies with their birth gender but refuse to be cis, then theyre just being rebellious and edgy over something they actually agree with for the sake of being rebellious and edgy, likely because they dont have a sense of identity so they try to use a (fake) gender to say theres something special about them to hold on to. thats VERY far from being agender

  • @elenimauropoulou3593
    @elenimauropoulou3593 4 года назад +722

    I am a cis straight female . One day at a school trip I was wearing "boyish" clothes ,I was wearing a REALLY oversized hoodie and sweat pants and at some point I really needed to go to the bathroom. The line to the female restroom was so long and not being able to hold it any longer I rushed to the men's restroom. Once I was done I got out of there quick in case I hot in trouble but right outside the bathrooms was an old lady who saw me come out of the male bathroom. She looked me up and down and almost looked terrified. Living in such a closed minded place as Greece I wasnt surprised but really disappointed. Idk what she could of been thinking but I know it was bad.

    • @soso8384
      @soso8384 3 года назад +85

      Hi! Im a greek person with a very similar experience here although im not straight im a pansexual agender person whos still closeted.
      One day i was with my mother going to the mens toilet cause the womens was already occupied, in appearence i passed as a boy and i was actually mistaken as one countless times and that time as i left the bathroom an old lady with her grandson was there,the old lady started talking to men reffering to me as a young man,i didnt correct her because i didnt really mind qnd we kept on talking casually though that was until my mother called me by my dead name and the lady was in shock😂she then left with her grandson and i was soo embaressed haha😂

    • @localhotvillain
      @localhotvillain 3 года назад +61

      Hey, I'm greek too! I'm a cis female but I dress and act kinda masculine. That day I was wearing basketball shorts and a tank top and my hair was pretty short (not very short, just a little higher than my shoulders). I went to the women's bathroom and this old lady just yells at me "LITTLE BOY, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE, THAT'S FOR THE GIRLS!". It was the most awkward thing ever.

    • @remi8389
      @remi8389 3 года назад +47

      hi I'm Greek too and I live here, Greek old people are even more outdated than old Americans in a way. I'm a Cis girl and I was yelled at by an old man for wearing shorts from bershka. And cussed out by an old woman for having dyed hair lol they really don't let ANYTHING fly smh

    • @marilenakatsioti
      @marilenakatsioti 3 года назад +14

      I'm greek too and I can safely say Greece has a LONG way to go in so many social aspects. as a straight cis woman, I feel for everyone that has been judged like that by some awfully shitty people

    • @arvo-noon
      @arvo-noon 2 года назад +10

      @leet man why did you comment here 85 times my dude, I’m not trying to judge but if you don’t agree with the content here, it might be best for you to be with people you agree with. With all due respect.

  • @gabifilgueiras9550
    @gabifilgueiras9550 3 года назад +4

    Cake: guns or glitter?
    My artist brain: GLITTER GUNS

    • @Nicooriia
      @Nicooriia 3 года назад +1

      Or gun-shaped glitter!
      Or why not both?!

  • @lenavonpreuen4869
    @lenavonpreuen4869 4 года назад +658

    Fun Fact: In Germany Balls are called “Eier“ ,literally Eggs.

    • @emiliasamson4028
      @emiliasamson4028 4 года назад +42

      same in spanish

    • @Wasp239
      @Wasp239 4 года назад +36

      same in Russian

    • @BigLettuce07
      @BigLettuce07 4 года назад +24

      Different in English

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 4 года назад +14

      Not sure if it’s the same in Singaporean slang, or if my mom has been trolling me ever since the birds and the bees talk.

    • @nemomagnum
      @nemomagnum 4 года назад +15

      Same in finnish

  • @Starrystorm6
    @Starrystorm6 4 года назад +323

    "the 'handsome stud muffin' is wearing a bow, not a tire"
    "apparently, boy muffins do not have eyelashes. That's kind of problematic; eyelashes are important."
    XD This is why I love this channel

  • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
    @wakemeupOUTSIDE 4 года назад +80

    i took the "burnout or bows" one as:
    *the crushing defeat of having worked yourself to the brim of exhaustion and the feeling of a midway point between death and life*
    or bows

  • @iluvsharks9666
    @iluvsharks9666 2 года назад +2

    Your amazing, I just started watching you yesterday and I'm already feeling more valid and feel like I have a safe place

  • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
    @ULTRAKILLPenelope 4 года назад +588

    Me: *Comes out as trans*
    Mom: It's that damn phone

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 4 года назад +22

      But I checked the app and it said it's cis XD

    • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
      @ULTRAKILLPenelope 4 года назад

      @@pinkneko13 ???

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 4 года назад +13

      @@ULTRAKILLPenelope ...the app in the video that tells your phone's gender...i was making a joke about that... cause the phone can't be blamed....if the app said the phone is cis as in it identifies as the gender it was asigned...which is none...ugh.... okay....>.>

    • @ULTRAKILLPenelope
      @ULTRAKILLPenelope 4 года назад +2

      @@pinkneko13 Ah. Sorry as you can see I haven't watched the video in 2 months.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 4 года назад +2

      @@ULTRAKILLPenelope I can't XD, but it's okay.

  • @vivi-jl5oe
    @vivi-jl5oe 4 года назад +286

    Him: things are not gendered
    The french language: 👁👄👁

    • @funladeoresanya2096
      @funladeoresanya2096 4 года назад +10

      In Germany there's a third gender in terms of speaking. It's like the enby of the three

    • @emile.728
      @emile.728 4 года назад +6

      Arabic:👀👄👀

    • @andrewgust-anderson5612
      @andrewgust-anderson5612 4 года назад +4

      In German things can be Male, female, and basically enby

    • @YeeterYan
      @YeeterYan 4 года назад +6

      The Portuguese language: 👁👄👁

    • @adelepasserini2357
      @adelepasserini2357 4 года назад +6

      Italian where everything has gender:👁️👄👁️

  • @cameron4259
    @cameron4259 4 года назад +227

    "identifying as your birth gender but refusing to call yourself cis"
    Guys I think I figured out Trisha's real gender!

    • @g.k.2156
      @g.k.2156 4 года назад +2

      @Sgt Pizza24 Eye-

    • @sloombun
      @sloombun 4 года назад +7

      @Sgt Pizza24 that's an insult to chicken nuggets

    • @ガムミドリ
      @ガムミドリ 4 года назад +3

      In my opinion, I seriously think Trisha is Bigender. I do not want to invalidate her

  • @andromededp5316
    @andromededp5316 2 года назад +4

    4:20 my brain assumed that was an HRT joke, and I momentarily found funny until I realized it didn’t make sense to have one of those here

  • @dreamgirlfriendevil
    @dreamgirlfriendevil 4 года назад +849

    I would go into the ‘bla’ bathroom, and when someone tried to tell me I was in the wrong one, I would play dumb and make them explain it. That sounds like a fun game lmao

    • @hazelnut2457
      @hazelnut2457 4 года назад +34

      lmaooo ok that's it if I see one of those bathrooms I'm gonna do it

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 года назад +12

      I'm totally gonna do that next time

    • @jennagrace1534
      @jennagrace1534 4 года назад +33

      Just standing there with your head cocked to one side making various “wha-“ “bu-“ “huh-“ mouth movements as they keep trying to explain the logic.

    • @danyr1886
      @danyr1886 4 года назад +11

      I'd do it out of spite

    • @finnprins503
      @finnprins503 4 года назад +46

      just be like "it said this one was for those who wanted to pee in silence"

  • @technobladeneverdies7547
    @technobladeneverdies7547 4 года назад +337

    "guns or glitter"
    I know which one I am!.... A cake.I'm cake.

    • @theentirecastof_eeef
      @theentirecastof_eeef 3 года назад +20

      im glittery guns
      *flexes muscles in a glittery sweater*

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 года назад +11

      I wanna be a gun covered in glitter
      Like I’m gonna shoot you with ✨style✨

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 3 года назад +5

      I am a gun made of glitter
      (Trans guy)

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb 3 года назад +3

      I’m a glitter gun. Say au revoir ✨🔫✨

    • @insertname3244
      @insertname3244 3 года назад +3

      Well I guess I'm a gun that shoots glitter or sum

  • @tatiana4050
    @tatiana4050 4 года назад +1649

    One Topic At A Time, is so cute, so innocent, he doesn't get any dirty jokes.

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 4 года назад +142

      I have a seriously dirty mind so it always amazes me how he doesn't get the jokes lol! I love Human1's edits though! 😆

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 года назад +26

      Omg ikr
      He's so amazing uwu ♡

    • @ogeniscool39
      @ogeniscool39 4 года назад +29

      I wanted to comment a heart but i don't want to sound like a boomer

    • @junhansguitar1036
      @junhansguitar1036 4 года назад +51

      One Topic is the most innocent person ever...unless he’s doing a collab

    • @ARose-kv6bm
      @ARose-kv6bm 4 года назад +30

      I love one-topic with a passion. He's so sweet and his comment sections are really positive as well. The guy's great and I love him to pieces.

  • @user-pc5ph3kc6c
    @user-pc5ph3kc6c 3 года назад +2

    Mute peope trying to pick the door that most represents them: [Inaudible screaming]

  • @mikealheit8116
    @mikealheit8116 4 года назад +176

    just knowing that One Topic and Jamie are aware of each other's existence has made my day ten times better

    • @RH-dw6ie
      @RH-dw6ie 4 года назад +10

      The Click has entered the chat...

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 4 года назад +2

      @@RH-dw6ie ono

    • @eliasn0671
      @eliasn0671 4 года назад +8

      It’s wonderful tbh. I want a crossover now

    • @mikealheit8116
      @mikealheit8116 4 года назад +2

      @@eliasn0671 agreed.

    • @sakuraemerald3288
      @sakuraemerald3288 4 года назад +5

      I won’t lie, I shouted. This is the greatest day of my life. A collab is necessary.

  • @antheathetiefling8581
    @antheathetiefling8581 4 года назад +181

    "Your child is either a piece of material...or a tire."
    This killed me.

  • @NeeliaYna
    @NeeliaYna 4 года назад +188

    Going to the "bla" toilet. Having someone telling you that you're in the wrong toilet because this one was obviously for men. Answer "you talk too much, please go to your toilets".

    • @WraithReaper09
      @WraithReaper09 3 года назад +33

      Even more so when you know that there was a scientific study done and the results were that (on average) men talked more then women.

    • @piraipirai73
      @piraipirai73 3 года назад +3

      @@WraithReaper09 how couldnt they? Someone has to do the mansplaining lol

  • @staples4590
    @staples4590 3 года назад +7

    "You're either cis or trans"
    Me, a non binary person: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 3 года назад +2

      non-binary is trans tho
      Cis just means you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth and trans is when you don't identify with it
      Hence being non-binary means you're trans
      Source- me, a transmasculine nb dude

    • @leodolphin6938
      @leodolphin6938 3 года назад +2

      I'm enby. I'm trans.

    • @goodname7660
      @goodname7660 3 года назад

      @@leodolphin6938 enby?

    • @xMJJMoonwalker
      @xMJJMoonwalker 3 года назад +1

      @@goodname7660 Nonbinary = NB = enby. It's like a cute nickname, but some nonbinary folks don't like it cause it can come across as infantilizing. I personally love it

    • @n0nn361
      @n0nn361 3 года назад

      @@AkumaDayo but there are some nb people who don't identify as trans

  • @KittyThaliaX23
    @KittyThaliaX23 3 года назад +192

    Me after being told by a cis man that I’m in the wrong bathroom: “shhh this is the no talking high anxiety like blue bathroom”

    • @deemaa.7141
      @deemaa.7141 3 года назад +2

      Unrelated but I love your pfp

  • @killjoytw1nk
    @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +340

    The last one : *exists*
    Me, a girl with social anxiety :

    • @kaileytaylor4518
      @kaileytaylor4518 4 года назад +14

      same

    • @marraelsesser6880
      @marraelsesser6880 4 года назад +7

      Same lol

    • @Rose-ld6pk
      @Rose-ld6pk 4 года назад +21

      Looks like I'm gonna have to use the "blah" bathroom now

    • @BM-ts1yi
      @BM-ts1yi 4 года назад +4

      That’s what I was thinking too XD

    • @felidae2855
      @felidae2855 4 года назад +4

      I don't think I have social anxiety but hahaha I have no friends and interacting with people is scary so, I guess I'll use the bla bathroom

  • @Tadwinked
    @Tadwinked 4 года назад +2170

    I invite all my friends to a gender reveal party. Everyone holds their breath as I cut the gender reveal cake. It's chocolate. They all cheer. Later, as we eat the cake, one of them asks me, "so wait, what did that reveal?" I shrug. "Gender is confusing, but cake is simple."

    • @alexverdana2435
      @alexverdana2435 4 года назад +67

      :)

    • @Tadwinked
      @Tadwinked 4 года назад +207

      @@alexverdana2435 I came out as nb like a month after writing this. lol

    • @alexverdana2435
      @alexverdana2435 4 года назад +65

      @@Tadwinked wow! thats great!

    • @min_nad
      @min_nad 3 года назад +90

      Gender: Chocolaty human

    • @FriedFreya
      @FriedFreya 3 года назад +43

      @@Tadwinked Congratulations! Welcome to the family, you lovely n-bean! ^-^ 💕

  • @camifasi1694
    @camifasi1694 3 года назад +2

    "That sounds a bit recu-logic to me."
    SGBHNNXTRYKUJ

  • @watchingthebees
    @watchingthebees 4 года назад +387

    “They’re not gendered... because they’re for places”
    *Cries in Portuguese*

  • @riven9179
    @riven9179 4 года назад +200

    I cackled at “the boy muffin IS wearing a bow, not a tire.”

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 4 года назад +2

      It’s still a bow, it just goes on your neck!

  • @annelb7465
    @annelb7465 4 года назад +393

    I’m mum to a trans boy and love your channel, Jamie! We are only at the start of the journey so your videos are very helpful x

    • @britishsongbird
      @britishsongbird 4 года назад +66

      that's so wholesome i hope everything goes well for both of you

    • @pissman5359
      @pissman5359 4 года назад +48

      Tell your son we love him

    • @domsredwine
      @domsredwine 4 года назад +42

      Say congrats to your son for me! And tell him to never be scared to be himself

    • @kerokeroppii
      @kerokeroppii 4 года назад +36

      you're a wonderful mom!

    • @cricketuhm
      @cricketuhm 4 года назад +32

      You are doing a great job!

  • @sl33pw17h4ng3l5
    @sl33pw17h4ng3l5 3 года назад

    Your deadpan/Office face is glorious and my favourite thing to see while watching you to react to human idiocy. C'est magnifique!

  • @heyitsemma1597
    @heyitsemma1597 4 года назад +516

    I have decided that the last toilet with the “Bla”s is divided in Introvert and Extrovert.
    I really hope that on one toilet it is a big fat mirror with a lot of hand basins infront of it. And like a seating bench in the middle
    Basically the bathroom i saw in the ballroom i was at.
    Making it easy to socialize. You can take proper selfies and talk to eachother
    And the other toilet has private sinks and individual mirrors
    Music to cover the toilet sounds and every toilet is in it’s own room
    Maybe they even have libraries in the walls with short stuff to read while you’re on the toilet
    So it is very comfortable when you want to be alone
    I kinda want suchs toilets now!
    Can someone who designs public bathrooms make this please
    Like it doesn’t have anything to do with gender but with how you like your time in the bathroom.
    A social zone or some quiet time?

    • @乇ʻ卂
      @乇ʻ卂 4 года назад +31

      YES

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb 3 года назад +62

      if there were libraries in public bathrooms then I would never leave, I’d just disappear among the bookshelves, my family will mourn my disappearance, the FBI would look for me for years, BuzzFeed unsolved would make a video about me, and I’d just be on the toilet reading a book about lizards and listening to jazz music

    • @Shark.souppp
      @Shark.souppp 3 года назад +28

      *nervous ambiverted sweating*

    • @micheletuesday
      @micheletuesday 3 года назад +5

      Mindblown, that is a fantastic idea 😍

    • @queenofdogs01
      @queenofdogs01 3 года назад

      I think I know where those two toilets are - IQLandia, correct me if I'm wrong

  • @zeeac1954
    @zeeac1954 4 года назад +354

    jamie, sarcastically: because we all know your interests determine your gender.
    me: but i don't really have an interest
    me:
    me: oh

    • @meaninglesscommenter8457
      @meaninglesscommenter8457 4 года назад +4

      omg i felt this

    • @lucerix6033
      @lucerix6033 4 года назад +5

      me: but i only like tnbhd and art???
      me, a raging bisexual:
      me: oh

    • @zeeac1954
      @zeeac1954 4 года назад +1

      @Ariel Olmeda your real gender is 2d character lad

    • @AroaceChicken
      @AroaceChicken 4 года назад +3

      😮
      I have so many interests it’s hard to keep track....
      And I use all pronouns

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +2

      *excited non-binary noises*

  • @normscully3616
    @normscully3616 4 года назад +72

    If I went into the “blah” bathroom and a bunch of guys yelled at me, there would be no argument for them to say what gender that bathroom was supposed to be for

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +1

      lol norm scully from brooklyn nine nine

  • @Th3Dy1ngAb6ss
    @Th3Dy1ngAb6ss 2 года назад +6

    7:15
    finally a bathroom for extrovert an introverts

  • @rabbit__
    @rabbit__ 4 года назад +1058

    The question isn't, "are the straights okay" it's, "when will the straights start asking for help".

    • @girliebird1482
      @girliebird1482 4 года назад +28

      Rabbit I would like help please

    • @rabbit__
      @rabbit__ 4 года назад +15

      @@girliebird1482 I got you fam. Whats up?

    • @abbiezinn3352
      @abbiezinn3352 4 года назад +9

      hi i’m a straight idk i don’t think i need help? am i in denial? ya prolly

    • @feet2000
      @feet2000 4 года назад +31

      I’m straight. I’m scared of the other straights. Why are their butts out. Why are they using anime sounds on TikTok to walk. Wth?

    • @dingus3443
      @dingus3443 4 года назад +17

      As a bi person I have no idea what you're all talking about. Nothing is wrong with straight people, they aren't all acting like rats and going crazy. People are apologizing for being straight in this comment section and it's very strange and sad to see. Nothing is wrong with straight, gay, lesbian, trans, etc. Nobody needs to apologize.

  • @LadyoftheDreamless14
    @LadyoftheDreamless14 4 года назад +1645

    Just to add a fun fact, the woman who "created" gender reveal parties "created" them because she had several miscarrages and wanted to celebrate the fact that she was finally pregnant. And yes, she does think the craze is stupid.
    Also... im deeply conserned for the cishets of the world. Are.... are y'all ok? Do you need me to call someone...?
    EDIT: the fire sticks were horrible but so funny.
    .... why does this have 1k likes... i mean... thanks guys but also what the hell.

    • @lucerix6033
      @lucerix6033 4 года назад +75

      ikr? my gender reveal party will be in the hospital 9 months after i found out in pregnant, thanks

    • @dingus3443
      @dingus3443 4 года назад +8

      They're fine wtf

    • @galacticart4715
      @galacticart4715 4 года назад +165

      ya wana know what gender reveal partied are good for? mass trans coming outs. like imagine going to a party expecting a normal thing but then you see a cake saying "Suprise, im trans!" and then everyone gets the freshly out pal things they need or want to help them through the tough times of finaly being out. like getting them cute clothing, binders, padding, or wigs to feel happier.

    • @teddie8234
      @teddie8234 4 года назад +22

      LadyJosie yes SOME of us are ok, but only the ppl who are LGBT+. Even the ace aro umbrellas because ppl be inclusive!

    • @Thewingedscourge
      @Thewingedscourge 4 года назад +12

      @@galacticart4715 that sounds so wholesome, you are a wonderful human being omg

  • @renlorraine8381
    @renlorraine8381 4 года назад +146

    2:00
    broke: all phones are female because of the charging port
    woke: all phones are bottoms because of the charging port

    • @vladtheinhaler93
      @vladtheinhaler93 4 года назад +18

      'Male' and 'female' are technical terms referring to the geometry of a connector, and plugging them together is called 'mating', so in those terms, it could be said that all phones are 'born' with female mating parts. How a phone might identify is a completely different matter though...
      Come to think of it, this makes me wonder if transphobes get triggered by 'male-to-female'/'female-to-male' cables and adapters...

    • @manasvineiiiii
      @manasvineiiiii 4 года назад +6

      you win the comments section.

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 4 года назад +9

      @@vladtheinhaler93 i bet they do since that's all they focus on are genitals

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 года назад +4

      So phones with wireless charging are asexual? No. They still get charged. Perhaps they have one of those strange fetishes which allow them to get off without actually having sex.

    • @nerathechildoflight9974
      @nerathechildoflight9974 4 года назад +4

      I like how we’re all discussing the sex of an object that’s not living because *yes.*

  • @mintytrash
    @mintytrash 2 года назад +1

    Oh. My. God. This is an old video lol. The empty background, Jamie mentioning OT for the first time... Holy crap. A classic lol

  • @lississeoh6949
    @lississeoh6949 4 года назад +633

    Men: no shirt no service
    Women: no shirt get arrested

    • @justadeadcorpse
      @justadeadcorpse 4 года назад +33

      it is actually not illegal as long as you keep a bra on

    • @katyfive1
      @katyfive1 3 года назад +69

      @@justadeadcorpse and that's still a problem - boobs are all the same

    • @jayce1850
      @jayce1850 3 года назад +68

      @@katyfive1 Right! Fat man boobs vs flat woman chest and the woman gets arrested for something she doesn’t have? (Sometimes even women who had total mastectomies where the nipples were removed get harassed like what?)

    • @TheAkashicTraveller
      @TheAkashicTraveller 3 года назад +15

      @@justadeadcorpse It's actually not illegal at all in many places including most US sates. One problem being how poorly educated US police are, but that might be a good thing what with the payouts from wrongful arrest lawsuits.

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 3 года назад

      @@jayce1850 do you care if somethings illegal for men but not women or are you just looking for a high horse to climb upon?

  • @susannechipperfield5764
    @susannechipperfield5764 4 года назад +541

    Jamie: Things are not gendered.
    Me: *speaks German where almost every noun is gendered*
    Edit: Holey moley this is the most likes I've ever had

    • @user-rx6eq8nr5l
      @user-rx6eq8nr5l 4 года назад +12

      I've always wondered this but how do you refer to nb people in languages that are very gendered?

    • @pvenni1
      @pvenni1 4 года назад

      same with portuguese

    • @pvenni1
      @pvenni1 4 года назад +15

      @@user-rx6eq8nr5l in portuguese feminine words end with "a" and masculine words end with "o", for example amiga/ amigo (friend), so when referring to nb people or someone whose gender is unknown, we use "e" like "amige" , but it is mainly used in the internet and not everyone uses it since it was recently created

    • @pvenni1
      @pvenni1 4 года назад +8

      but there are exceptions like "ele/dele" (he/him) , cause the masc word already ends with "e" so in neutral language we use "elu/delu" , overly gendered languages are really complicated

    • @Cutuchara
      @Cutuchara 4 года назад +13

      Spanish has the same problem, like for friend (Amiga, amigo) some people use amigx, amigue or amig@ for gender neutral or we usually say amiga/amigo to include both genders because of the options only one can be pronounced the others only work in written form. But most people are against changing language to accommodate for nb.

  • @avemujina
    @avemujina 4 года назад +235

    one time, a kid had come over to get a haircut from my mom's girlfriend. she kept using male pronouns for me, (i'm a girl with a buzzcut) despite me telling her i was a girl. the next day, my mom's girlfriend had invited her and her older brother back over to go swimming at my townhome's pool. the girl continued calling me male pronouns. when my mom's girlfriend stepped it to tell her about how i'm a girl, her explanation was; "but he has short hair and boys clothes!" (i prefer to wear swimtrunks and a shirt) and "he has no eyelashes!" (😳?????????)
    a lot of people mistake me for a guy and that's FINE until they continue to use male pronouns for me after i tell them, then it becomes an issue.

    • @aceatlasska4343
      @aceatlasska4343 4 года назад +32

      That's so stupid, I'm a (cis) girl with long hair, which, surprise surprise, I have because I like it not because "I'm a girl so of course I must have long hair". But I guess if I cut it short I would just become a boy, *_oh no_*

    • @ttapioca5
      @ttapioca5 4 года назад +57

      I’m sorry you experience this! I also find it so ironic that if a girl looks “masculine” in any way they are frequently called a boy, if a boy looks “feminine” in any way they are frequently called a girl, but then if you AGREE with that (you were assigned female or male at birth but you are not that gender) & are actually trans, they will suddenly flip out saying things like “You can’t change your chromosomes!!!! This is biology!!!” It makes no goddamn sense.

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 4 года назад +8

      Tarek Youngápelian it’s all fun and games until they appreciate it

    • @duckhugger7692
      @duckhugger7692 4 года назад +9

      I'm a cis girl with long hair and very long eyelashes, but I still get mistaken for a boy

    • @chloeunderwood4597
      @chloeunderwood4597 4 года назад +5

      I have short hair and have been mistaken for a boy my whole life. I've even been yelled at by another girl in the bathroom because she thought I was a boy. I've just given up trying to correct people anymore because I'm too tired to keep fighting with people over it.

  • @Bookdragon11
    @Bookdragon11 3 года назад +7

    “Masculine men keep women feminine.”
    And my reaction to that is: 🤢

  • @nstewart1623
    @nstewart1623 4 года назад +445

    Weren't there studies where men actually proportionally talked more in conversations than women? Especially in professional spaces I can't imagine women talk more. In my 19 years, I've seen men talk over my mother in both her 14 years as a small business owner and her 5 years teaching experience. Her male supervisors and colleagues especially do not make room for female ideas unless she pushes which she's scared to do because she doesn't want to be seen as that type of woman.
    Huh. It's almost like women can't win. I wonder why.

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 4 года назад +6

      It a person to person thing.i barely talk unless it's something I like.
      Edit: by like I mean am really passionate about

    • @cjstar7623
      @cjstar7623 4 года назад +2

      What's wrong with talking? Doesn't matter who talks more.

    • @nstewart1623
      @nstewart1623 4 года назад +38

      I don't think you understood my point. I'll try to restate it so you get a better grasp on what I mean.
      My mom (who has ideas that have been pretty consistently praised by her peers) is still struggling to get a word in edgewise with her all-male supervising staff, and she has commented on feeling gaslit because sometimes when they do listen, they steal her ideas without giving her any credit. That's messed up, right? There's no way to look at that and not think that it's messed up.
      So when we look at the post in that Jamie finds with the two restroom doors where it implies women talk more but it's not worth listening to, I get madder than I should.
      There's nothing wrong with talking, but perpetuating stereotypes that women talk more and more importantly it's all senseless noise that can be summarized as "blah blah blah" has pissed me off for a while, especially when there's tons of gathered evidence that women contribute to less of a conversation because men tend to speak over them, not even giving them a chance to speak. I can cite sources if you'd like.

    • @cjstar7623
      @cjstar7623 4 года назад

      @@nstewart1623 I know that. But I don't see why the BATHROOM stalls are a real problem. Like its upsetting but there's bigger issues regarding the discrimination of women than that.

    • @quinnlangford6521
      @quinnlangford6521 4 года назад +33

      @@cjstar7623 yes it is only a microaggression, but when these microaggressions add up they create the misogynistic society that we live in. There's nothing wrong with calling out the bathroom door because although it's small, it's still part of the bigger picture. And it's not like people are focusing an unjust amount of time in this one door. It's just a couple seconds of a RUclips video, not a riot. Idk why you're mad at people for briefly talking about a door

  • @lexis3788
    @lexis3788 4 года назад +78

    "That's tragic. Eyelashes are important." and "Fish don't have feet." made me laugh more that I would like to admit

  • @gloobwashere
    @gloobwashere 4 года назад +168

    me with social anxiety : *casually enters men’s bathroom*

  • @goldensugarcookie
    @goldensugarcookie 2 года назад +1

    1:00 "Burnouts or bows" is especially funny to me because my mom uses burnout as an insult (a silly word for dumb) e.g. "that guy's such a burnout" so it sounds like "idiots or bows"

  • @lynlix1086
    @lynlix1086 4 года назад +261

    Transphobes: *misgenderes you* oh get over it, i just dont BeLiEvE in "changing" your gender
    also Transphobes: you missgendered my PHONE !!!! How dare you

    • @funladeoresanya2096
      @funladeoresanya2096 4 года назад +25

      They're always refusing human gender, but when they misgender a dog, they're like, oh I'm so sorry!!!
      It's crazy!

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 4 года назад +12

      @@funladeoresanya2096 It sucks cuz I have a duck (male) and I only found out she was male recently. I've been using she/her since she was a baby. I don't have any difficulty switching the pronouns I use for someone but, like, the duck obviously doesn't care what I call her. The only people who are confused are the ones going "IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL DUCK?!" Like I'm 90% sure ducks don't have any concept of gender but go off

    • @craftterry9596
      @craftterry9596 4 года назад +2

      @I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍᴍʙᴇʀ it was kinda of rude for them call you annoying, but I personally call anyone I meet they/them before I ask or they tell me. it's kinda of just saying "I could assume your gender based on appearance but It could be wrong and make you feel bad so I'd rather just give you gender neutral pronouns"

    • @izurukamukura8995
      @izurukamukura8995 4 года назад

      @I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍᴍʙᴇʀ you..you do know trans men can still be feminine,, right..? just like cis men... they don't have to follow masculine guidelines..

    • @purplesnowcone2056
      @purplesnowcone2056 4 года назад

      @I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍᴍʙᴇʀ you keep on saying *she* you said they were nb right?

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 4 года назад +918

    pointlessly gendered stuff: [exists]
    me, a nonbinary person: [confused screaming]

    • @esperr19
      @esperr19 3 года назад +6

      Same tho

    • @RequestTheSinger
      @RequestTheSinger 3 года назад +23

      My friend is non binary, they asked me about public bathrooms. So since they feel like a mix of both male and female and are going to get their breasts removed I told them to go into the men's, AND PEE LIKE A LADY

    • @thatoctahedronfan8othercha37
      @thatoctahedronfan8othercha37 3 года назад +7

      Me, a cis person: *Extremely confused screeching*

    • @someoneontheinternet16
      @someoneontheinternet16 3 года назад +6

      Me a genderfluid: confused scream but no so much

    • @kittycatrittycatalt9523
      @kittycatrittycatalt9523 3 года назад +6

      @@RequestTheSinger lol I’m Bigender and I’m he/she idk how I’m supposed to used the bathrooms I wish there was a non-binary bathroom even if I’m not non-binary

  • @killjoytw1nk
    @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +1456

    My phone uses they/them pronouns and is attracted to female phones
    (WTF CISHETS??)
    Edit : Nice to meet all of your phones 😂❤️❤️

    • @magicpigeon_
      @magicpigeon_ 4 года назад +50

      My phone goes by he/him pronouns and is ace aro his name is Jack

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +25

      @@owlthesadenby3924 Yes they go by Max

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +13

      @@magicpigeon_ Nice to meet him 😌

    • @user-ou3nm9ox4t
      @user-ou3nm9ox4t 4 года назад +24

      my phone uses he/him, hes attracted to male phones, his name is is sam

    • @caralmk
      @caralmk 4 года назад +22

      Well... My phone is non-binary and aro/Ace so we got that settled.