HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening na
Ok, I would just like to say that I have so much respect for daz, he plays these horror games for our entertainent even though it scares the absolute shit out of him
my friend has depression and I don't usually see her with a smile on her face. But when she watches you her laugh is always real and she can't help but smile. Thank you for everything Daz, you have prevented my friend from killing herself.
💥JUMP-SCARE LIST 💥 (I copy and pasted this) *if I missed anything feel free to comment it 😊have a good day ! * 6:21 medium , plant falls over 8:56 medium ,chair goes towards Daz 9:39 small , door opens 11:20 *medium*, lights go out and a person runs across 13:56 BIG , a lady monster thing comes right at you and jump scares Daz 14:15 medium ,the monster appears and starts to chase Daz 14:19 *small*, bookshelf moves right in front of Daz 14:23 small bookshelf moves right in front of Daz again 14:29 small bookshelf moves once again and plant falls 15:29 BIG the monster jump scares Daz and gives him a quote on quote seizure 😂
Haven't seen a jump scare list so I've made one for those who are here for the laughs but not for the heart attacks :) 6:21 plant wants to lay down 8:56 chair wants to be sat on 9:39 come in 11:20 lights go off and someone walks across 13:57 that's why you shouldn't trust her 15:30 - she's pissed you left
💥JUMP-SCARE LIST 💥 *if I missed anything feel free to comment it 😊have a good day ! * 6:21 *medium* , plant falls over 8:56 *medium* ,chair goes towards Daz 9:39 *small* , door opens 11:20 *medium*, lights go out and a person runs across 13:56 *BIG* , a lady monster thing comes right at you and jump scares Daz 14:15 *medium* ,the monster appears and starts to chase Daz 14:19 *small*, bookshelf moves right in front of Daz 14:23 *small* bookshelf moves right in front of Daz again 14:29 *small* bookshelf moves once again and plant falls 15:29 *BIG* the monster jump scares Daz and gives him a quote on quote seizure 😂
@@hmmpink4840 He always feels the need to explain himself when it comes to anything. Like when he doesn’t post for a hot min. We are followers/fans, but we also understand he has a life outside of RUclips
Daz’s reactions to horror games through the years has to be the funniest evolution in history. from “Hoohoo!!” to screaming, to swearing and then to calling out random things he sees that startle him. 😆
If they ever give out awards for covid heroes, can somebody please acknowledge this legend human being who has genuinely lifted so many spirits and shared laughter when it was hard to smile?! Daz gets my vote js!
10:25 Daz unconsciously being non-binary 😹💛🤍💜🖤 11:19 This is probably my favorite scene🤣😹💕 Pufferfish Daz😹💕 13:55 That scared the *SHIT* out of me, and I don't scare easily 😢
It's actually outstanding hearing Daz. He's so ANIMATED. And his scares are even MORE hilarious because it's like David Attenborough has had a mental break. I could watch this glorious human play horror games every day & never get tired of it. Thanks man. You're the REAL MVP. (Even though my mental & heart health would beg to differ😅). 😁🎉❤
I love how everyone was complaining like, “Where’s the games, Daz? Your Daz GAMES! Play more games!” Now that he’s playing more games, everyone’s like, “Where is Daz Watches?! Is it gone? Did you stop? Do more Daz Watches!” LIKE WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!
*Jumpscare List* (Watching without a list is more fun and exciting but I understand that some with anxiety etc may prefer to know what’s next) 6:20 Plant falls over 8:55 Chair moves 9:37 Door handle sound and lamp turns on 11:20 Corridor lights turn off and black figure walks past 13:55 Dark woman runs out of door and grabs Daz 14:14 Woman appears for a split second in the door 14:18 Two cabinets move and a plant pot falls over 14:29 Another cabinet moves 15:29 Red woman grabs Daz
Daz, you're helping me through such hard times. Ive thought about ending it. But I saw your video when you reacted to "depression is in your head" and you gave me hope. You gave me hope I can get through this. I watch your videos to get some bright moments. I think more people watch this to have some happinness. Thanks for making videos.
I swear daz is such an amazing human being. He knows that he won’t be able to sleep and he gets scared so badly but he still does it for our entertainment. We Stan daz. 😁✨
Nobody: Not even Linda: Daz: "a PLaNt jUmpScArE, i dIdNt SeE tHat cOmiNg. CaN i piCk uP tHe sTaPLeR? i NeEd A wEaPoN." {6:33} (all jokes aside, i honestly love daz (in a fan way lol). he always makes my day when i watch his videos. and daz, if you're reading this, i honestly love you and your videos and i hope you keep making them!
3:41 Ooohh A meeting room- I love meeting rooms..Aaahhh Let me have a pretend meeting- 'Só if we look at all ze lines, Zey all go UP.. So I'm impressed keep going! HAHAHAHAHA.'
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
"OH LOOK A PLANT!! OH PLANT DO YOU NEED SOME WATER?!? ILL GO GET YOU SOME WATER!!! YEAH!" i- LMFAOOOO 6:21
Dude same-
As I read that he says it lol
Dat literally scared me
@@tylercorlis7805 *that
@@Ash-jb1ju ok
Daz calling himself an independent woman is the best thing that’s happened all week
Yes LMAO. It was amazing
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening na
@@AxxLAfriku are you high what does this mean
@@AxxLAfriku You must be on something...where the hell did this even come from-
Fr 🖐️😔
11:20 “EEEEEEE BLIIIIMEEEEEYYYY” *long pause* “WHAT IN TYE SIX SENSE IS THAT”
😭
HE WAS STUCK ON FHE L IN BLIMEY FOR SO LONG I CANT 😭💀
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HE SOUNDS LIKE A TRAIN 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
eeEeeEEE BLLLLLLLLIIIMMEEEEY
How Daz copes with being scared :
Being in complete denial
Singing
Getting really angry at the game
Dont forget the iconic “Menswear” scream!
or makes a joke of literally anything possible he sees. XD
😂😂😂😂
And getting water for some plants
and just randomly screaming menswear
Daz is the ONLY person i can think of who can play a horror game in the dark and still make me laugh
YES
I swear to god he make horror games less scarier bye making jokes
Me to haha
@@GatchaDark not only that when he gets scared funny af and the accent makes it funnier
Lol true he’s an amazing comfort RUclipsr
1:53 “Oh this is Denise’s office. Let’s trash Denise’s office!”
I died😂😂
SAME LMAFO
Sophie
Don’t forget “I’m gonna message ur ex husband and tell him u miss him”
Daz could star in the shortest horror movie ever 😂
Ghost: “get out”
Daz: “ok!”
*roll credits*
Haha I mean your not wrong
Bro for real tho 🤣🤣
That's so true though 😂
It’s TRUE 😭🤚.... I Cnt🤣🤣🤣🤣
As he should.
I love watching you play horror games!
Same! Its so entertaining lol
its so funny lol
Same 💖👁️👁️
👅
Same here man ^^
Don’t we all
I just think it's hilarious how Daz just creates characters and backstories for them😂
True 😂😂
Frickin Denise over here
The random shit daz says while playing horror games is 100% gold
SO TRUE
Please don’t touch my soul
"the darkness will help you"
daz: i DoNt nEeD tHe DaDknEsS iM aN iMdEpEnDaNt wOmAn"
Ok, I would just like to say that I have so much respect for daz, he plays these horror games for our entertainent even though it scares the absolute shit out of him
Ok I’m so sorry but your name is sending me💀
@@zomz.graveyard Yeah.. dont ask me how i created it ....
FRR IVE TRIED TO PLAY HORROR GAMES SO MANY TIMES HUT I JUS END UP RUNNING OUT RHE THE ROOM ACREAMING
Daz just makes horror games look like it's a comedy show with his contagious laugh
when the demon lady first appeared running down the hall i whispered “it’s denise 😮”
Lmaooo i legit thought i was the only one that did that i was like "omggg its denise"
i think denise heard it from susan hat daz called her ex husband. then she had a stroke and came back to life to take daz aswell!!😆
I just screamed😂
She was just buggin, she needed her tall whipped soy mocha chino
LOL
“ILL WRITE AN EMAIL TO YOUR EX HUSBAND SAYING YOU MIS HIM DENISE HAHAHAHAHH” had me hyperventilating 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hyperventilating ?😂😂😂
“alright kitchen here I come” said everyone after a 10 minute workout
Ah yes I must agree 😂
ah yes, couldn't agree more
omg i feel so called out for my 20 minute workout today followed by pasta, bread and chocolate :-)
True😂
Not even after a workout, just me after 10 minutes 😅
Daz is the cure to everyone’s depression
😌 we watch daz becuz we depressed daz makes the pain go away
So true 🥰🥰🥰
I swear he is literally the definition of happiness
Ye , mad facts lad. How can u be sad when daz is here ?
I agree 😊
A volume warning is definitely needed for this 😂 scared the living shit out of me simply from his screams when the plant fell
They say: a Daz Games a day, keeps the depression away.
Facts
Exactly
I love and needed this :') ❤️
fax
yeah
my friend has depression and I don't usually see her with a smile on her face. But when she watches you her laugh is always real and she can't help but smile.
Thank you for everything Daz, you have prevented my friend from killing herself.
i hope she's okay
“ ah yes, I too want to purchase some blurry, unrendered crisps” 😂😂
Nobody can say 'I hate daz because his laugh is bad!' His laugh is SO PURE, he's the cure to anything, the only man who can make people smile
The only man?
Guess my other favourite RUclipsrs don't exist anymore then.
@@baileymash You sound like fun
He really does 😭😂✋
@@valential586 Pardon?
@@baileymash Coryxkenshin
Daz could literally give us a video of him staring at a wall and id watch every second
I would not get through because I would laughing to hard
Sameeeee
this needs to happen folks
5:50 “that’s my answer how do you type FUck off” 😂😂😂
darkness: i will help you.
daz: i’m an independent woman thank you very much
darkness:🌚
" How do you type f*ck off " I'M DYING BRO HE IS LITERALLY THE CURE TOO DEPRESSION
Edit : TYSM FOR THE LIKES
Big facts🤣
To* :)
time stamp plz?
@@jungkooksbananamilk3458 5:54
@@nori6531 Thank youu
2:10 it's been 3 days and I can't get over this hahah "blurry, unrendered crisps" xDD
💥JUMP-SCARE LIST 💥
(I copy and pasted this) *if I missed anything feel free to comment it 😊have a good day ! *
6:21 medium , plant falls over
8:56 medium ,chair goes towards Daz
9:39 small , door opens
11:20 *medium*, lights go out and a person runs across
13:56 BIG , a lady monster thing comes right at you and jump scares Daz
14:15 medium ,the monster appears and starts to chase Daz
14:19 *small*, bookshelf moves right in front of Daz
14:23 small bookshelf moves right in front of Daz again
14:29 small bookshelf moves once again and plant falls
15:29 BIG the monster jump scares Daz and gives him a quote on quote seizure 😂
Noce
Thanks
Ty!
Thank you for this i seriously have a problem with watching these I know I’m gonna be scared for a week from it
Thank you
"im actually a very independent women" - daz 2021
13:56 was when my soul left my body- But tbh, Daz made is less scary then It could of been-
HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS!! HOPE YALL ARE ENJOYING YOUR WEEKEND!!
It’s fantastic thank you for asking man
@@aidanhakeem9328 no worries
Thanks for asking it’s short
Thankyou for asking!Im doing good how about you?
Thank you and hope you are too 😊❤️☺️.
Haven't seen a jump scare list so I've made one for those who are here for the laughs but not for the heart attacks :)
6:21 plant wants to lay down
8:56 chair wants to be sat on
9:39 come in
11:20 lights go off and someone walks across
13:57 that's why you shouldn't trust her
15:30 - she's pissed you left
ur a life saver
Blymeeeeeeee
Chair wants to be sat on had me dying 🤣
The commentary tho
Still scared me
3:45 HAS ME CRYING
“How’s it going dazzlers”
Will never get old he is the only person who can make me laugh he makes me proud to be bRiTiSh 👁👄👁
British fax
Ikrrrr
@@tanemnacar3087 exactly daz would be the cure for youtubes downfall BTW TEA PARTY
@Rawr denki darling hello
EXACTLY
💥JUMP-SCARE LIST 💥
*if I missed anything feel free to comment it 😊have a good day ! *
6:21 *medium* , plant falls over
8:56 *medium* ,chair goes towards Daz
9:39 *small* , door opens
11:20 *medium*, lights go out and a person runs across
13:56 *BIG* , a lady monster thing comes right at you and jump scares Daz
14:15 *medium* ,the monster appears and starts to chase Daz
14:19 *small*, bookshelf moves right in front of Daz
14:23 *small* bookshelf moves right in front of Daz again
14:29 *small* bookshelf moves once again and plant falls
15:29 *BIG* the monster jump scares Daz and gives him a quote on quote seizure 😂
You are a king/queen for this
and 15:29 :)
OMG I FOUND IT YESSSS
@@kkgam1ng_._._.__.__.__.__._._. she/ he got it :)
Yes you are the cure to world hunger I love you now
5:41: do you want to play?
no I I’m good-
IM DYING💀😭😂
Daz feeling like he needs to explain himself makes him the purest I swear 🥺
How
@@hmmpink4840 cause it shows that he knows he’s made a mistake
Wait whats the stamp
@@hmmpink4840 He always feels the need to explain himself when it comes to anything. Like when he doesn’t post for a hot min. We are followers/fans, but we also understand he has a life outside of RUclips
Daz’s reactions to horror games through the years has to be the funniest evolution in history. from “Hoohoo!!” to screaming, to swearing and then to calling out random things he sees that startle him. 😆
If they ever give out awards for covid heroes, can somebody please acknowledge this legend human being who has genuinely lifted so many spirits and shared laughter when it was hard to smile?! Daz gets my vote js!
Still here wondering what Daz would be like playing *Danganronpa* ✨
Omg yesssss or him doing a daz watches of danganrompa
Yes he needs to play it
YASSSSSSS💅
Oh yeah 😂 that would be hilarious he would just have so many questions
GUNDUM TANAKA
“Something is in here with us!”
Me:it’s my teddy bear
LOL
Daz: AHHHHH it’s a plant do you wants some water do you wants some water cuz I can get you some water. That made me laugh so much ❤
“Go get a coffee”
Daz: LINDAAA?!
" TtyAyAaa IT'S A CHAIR FOR ME? I DON"T WANT TO SIT I DON'T WANT TO SIT! "
i laughed so hard the, noises he makes are freakin hilarious
How do you type F*** off??. 🤣. I come back to this video alot. Always makes me laugh.
Daz is the type of person you Idol, without them being an Idol. He's that entertaining and we all know it.
5:54 Daz is literally my spirit animal 😂
I don’t know If someone is reading this, but if you are: You are amazing and beautiful! I believe in you! 😊
Uhm...Ma'am This Is Wendy's
thanks! you too bestie
Thanks hope you get alot of likes on your comment
Thx
Thx made my day
Legend has it that whenever Daz comes to play, all the ghosts cover their ears before they make their appearance. Good choice I must say.
When daz said "I'd rather have a tea"
I accidentally said out loud "iTs TiMe FoR a TeA pArTyYyYyY!"
Same 😂
Lmao
how do you accidentally do that
HA!
@@daijsha4858HA!
10:25 Daz unconsciously being non-binary 😹💛🤍💜🖤
11:19 This is probably my favorite scene🤣😹💕 Pufferfish Daz😹💕
13:55 That scared the *SHIT* out of me, and I don't scare easily 😢
“OH PLANT!! HELLO PLANT DO YOU NEED SOME WATER? I’LL GET YOU SOME WATER!!” literally made me cackle
I’m honestly gonna die of a heart attack from watching Daz play horror games-
SAME PLS
Daz man I just want to say I love you man and all your videos it’s really helped me get a life here and there lol
Same here. Going through a lot, & I watch him, once I feel the depression kicking in.
I can't Thank him enough.
He really is genuine.
“ I’m an independent woman I can do this on my own, I don’t need no darkness “ 😭🤣
i loved that so much omg
honestly, daz makes my day 1837283729372 times better
Fax 😌
Agreed ☺️
That’s a lot of times
It's actually outstanding hearing Daz. He's so ANIMATED. And his scares are even MORE hilarious because it's like David Attenborough has had a mental break. I could watch this glorious human play horror games every day & never get tired of it. Thanks man. You're the REAL MVP. (Even though my mental & heart health would beg to differ😅). 😁🎉❤
“I’m actually really capable, I’m an independent woman.” -Daz Black. You trying to tell us something Daz?
He might be a women no wonder why he screams like a girl 😭😩
@@sashaholmes8077 Im a girl tho i scream like a demon..
time stamp?
@@jungkooksbananamilk3458 no
@@screamingcat-o2x Bruh same
Daz just shrinks into his chair more as the horror videos go on, as if trying to escape the fate he has trapped himself in
Das calling himself a independent woman is everything 😂
If Daz hasn't soundproofed his computer room i can only imagine what his neighbours think haha
*plant falls*
daz"OW HELLO PLANT. HELLO PLANT. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER. CAN I GET YOU SOME WATER. "
8:49 daz: it’s not fair
Me a dangonropa fan: iTs NoT fAIr Not FaIr NoT fAiR NOT FAIR -mikan
"HELLO PLANT! YOU GOOD ? YOU NEED WATER ? " hahahahaha
6:21 - I literally levitated out of my chair 😂😭
This is my first video of Daz I have EVER watched….. and I’m immediately in love, all from his commentary, to his accent, to his personality
Daz's reactions are the best because when he gets scared we get scared too and then we just start laughing.
11:25 girly looked like the grinch when he was tryna steal Christmas lmao
11:22
Daz: "BLIIiiMMMEeeEYyyYY!"
Me: *"Oh look, Michael Jackson rose from the grave!"*
I love how everyone was complaining like, “Where’s the games, Daz? Your Daz GAMES! Play more games!” Now that he’s playing more games, everyone’s like, “Where is Daz Watches?! Is it gone? Did you stop? Do more Daz Watches!” LIKE WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!
@Ethan Ryan William RIGHT! Like, I honestly prefer the gameplay, but I’ll watch Daz Watches aswell cause they make me laugh! That’s all I need!
11:21 ‘EEEEEEEEEEEE BLLLIIIMMMYYY’
😂 lmao
Daz: 'F to interact.. okay'
The ad that scared me half to death: "you can win an Xbox series X-"
“I’m an independent woman” - Daz Black, 2021
(Yo why are people liking this?😂 I never gotten this many likes, tysm)
Oh god the feminists can start the whole cycle of their stupidity back up again.
@@Th3Bishop3 I was just making a joke. No need to get political :)
@@ez_bee Im just joking as well. Remember when daz and some feminazis just went on a back and forth for a while?
@@Th3Bishop3 oh I didn’t hear about that. Sorry I jumped to conclusions
Feminists do kinda suck though. Coming from a woman
Honestly in a horror movie, Daz would probably be one of those characters who make jokes to cope himself yet be the only person who survives.
Daz, I've been sick for about three or four days now, and you're videos have been the only thing keeping me entertained.
*Jumpscare List*
(Watching without a list is more fun and exciting but I understand that some with anxiety etc may prefer to know what’s next)
6:20 Plant falls over
8:55 Chair moves
9:37 Door handle sound and lamp turns on
11:20 Corridor lights turn off and black figure walks past
13:55 Dark woman runs out of door and grabs Daz
14:14 Woman appears for a split second in the door
14:18 Two cabinets move and a plant pot falls over
14:29 Another cabinet moves
15:29 Red woman grabs Daz
Hey Denise gonna send a letter to your ex-husband saying you miss him
Denise: WHat did I do to deserve this 👁💧👄💧👁
Those emojis freak me out
Poor Denise, im pretty sure her new husband Tony would not approve
@@EllaRose0914 Tony must be so angry right now...Poor Denise😢
@@kenya123desvignes7 Oh well....she could shoot her shot for her neighbour Chad???
(at this point I’m just thinking of random names) 🤣
@@EllaRose0914 What if chads gay🌈🥺 What is she to do??🤣
I lost my dog today I had him all my life, thank you Daz for making me smile 😊 ❤️
"Man, I'd be such a cool boss"
Linda: "Yeah...."
LMFAOO 😩🤚😂
Daz, you're helping me through such hard times. Ive thought about ending it. But I saw your video when you reacted to "depression is in your head" and you gave me hope. You gave me hope I can get through this. I watch your videos to get some bright moments. I think more people watch this to have some happinness. Thanks for making videos.
* lights go out * EEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLLLLLLIIMMAAEEE 11:20
I live for Daz's reactions they're always priceless
Daz just starts the game - tHis iS WHy I DonT aGrEe to ovEr tIme
I love when he says:
"I'm just waiting for another plant to...f*ck"
Daz is just like Bam straight into it then next minute terrified
I feel u daz...i feel u
I swear daz is such an amazing human being. He knows that he won’t be able to sleep and he gets scared so badly but he still does it for our entertainment. We Stan daz. 😁✨
I didn’t even read the title cause I knew it was gonna be good 😩
I just saw the thumbnail and clicked immediately 😌😌
Nobody:
Not even Linda:
Daz: "a PLaNt jUmpScArE, i dIdNt SeE tHat cOmiNg. CaN i piCk uP tHe sTaPLeR? i NeEd A wEaPoN." {6:33}
(all jokes aside, i honestly love daz (in a fan way lol). he always makes my day when i watch his videos. and daz, if you're reading this, i honestly love you and your videos and i hope you keep making them!
6:21 shits had me in tears 😂😂
When he said “I’m an independent women” that sent me😂
I can’t already tell this isn’t gonna go well 😂
*can
@@hmmpink4840 that’s what I meant sorry
Daz I love you so much and your videos! They always make me laugh and cheer me up!
“Welcome back dazzlers”
I’m happy when I hear that
same
Same 🥰
im new to his channel. can you please tell me what he says in his outro?
Daz is literally my favourite as soon as i wake up opens youtube and the day begins while watching daz the rest of the day
"Hey there's denieces office, imma right a letter to your ex husband saying you miss him"😂😂
This is why you don’t agree to overtime
-Daz 2021
10:25 “do you know what, I’m actually a very capable independent woman I can do this on my own”
Daz 2021
6:15- I'm claustrophobic, Darren!
"The the the chaaaair I don't want to sit" I've never laughed so hard😂
And also bbbbeeeeeeeliiiiimeeey
3:41 Ooohh A meeting room- I love meeting rooms..Aaahhh Let me have a pretend meeting- 'Só if we look at all ze lines, Zey all go UP.. So I'm impressed keep going! HAHAHAHAHA.'