Gen z bloomers millennials just shut the fuck up you people sound fucking ridiculous. Sound like a bunch of stupid ass characters on a cartoon nobody gives a fuck about
P M it’s society’s way of grouping individuals on a strictly-age basis. So yeh, I’d say people care about it enough to draw lines. Doesn’t seem that illogical to me but what do I know.
Or the more intelligent you are, the more you miss out on the little things in life that make it worth while and get to caught up in trying to figure everything out only to find out that the more you discover, the more you realize life ain’t really shit. Ignorance is bliss
he created this personality for himself so life would be easier, he is very genuine actually, its a mask, for the ones who are blind and not awake, you take him as he gives himself to you
It melts my heart when I see stories like this where the mentally handicapped special people of the world are out living on their own and making their way. Keep it up! You're doing great champ!
I watched this vid when it first came out, not knowing anything about Austin and I was really disturbed by what I saw. Now about a year later I would consider him a genuis, and one of my biggest Inspirations. This man has a vision and a work ethic like nobody else. Bless up Austin, hope you're doing fine
not a fan of disrespecting the air bnb.... but at 19... he seems pretty solid testing out life, not with the tats and shit. Cant knock the hustle tbh. LMFAO the part where he talks about being smart can make life hard, is true, ignorance is bliss ofc. He seems rather knowledgeable but undermines it with his act.
I can't figure this dude out, is his serious? Is he being funny? Is it both? I thought this was funny as hell and he was clowning all these SoundCloud rappers with terrible tattoos, grills and terrible names. But then the tatts are real?! And he has a clothing line? What is going on?!
dontcrysloan how does that make any sense lol there's happy smart people, this dudes just trying to sound and be edgy by saying being smart is not good or overrated lol
Niko Fonseca most great philosophers become depressed because they know how the world is, whats its about, thats why most people are happy when they are children then once they have to live “real life” and learn what life really is they become sad
first seeing this video being confused and scared to now meeting him is crazy, he was so nice and genuine and told me I'm a bright and smart kid whos going to be successful and do great things, I've never heard anyone say that to me before about my art
dantheshyne its not the thinking that’s the problem. A lot of the the successful people (outside of RUclips celebrities and horrible rappers) do s lot of thinking. Don’t aspire to be in entertainment.
the accents fake lol i just seen him on sam peppers live stream and he hardly had an accent.. guys just a sheep who probably just changes his accent to whoever he is around... safe guy though - he was signing shirts to a bunch of nerds for free who would probably go on to sell that tee to another bunch of nerds for 200 bucks lol
i practice alot of accents and sometimes get stuck in them, i think asspizza has the same thing going on because his accent changes multiple times throughout the video
@@crmpts I swear chiggas who watch Sam Pepper always be like you, (sniffing their own farts calling people sheeps and shit) really just thinking they better than everyone else
@@cheetomanmar7973 dont watch any sort of sad edit on my own free will and dont listen to trash. plus im a pre 2017 X fan so i can take a joke about X being caught lacking, forgetting to leave the like, and then being shot
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a e s t h e t i c . s u i c i d e the video of the brick and ladder is comedy gold in all seriousness. I hope someday I give that kind of content to the world
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Throws knife into floor...
“Yeah you know staying at Airbnb’s “
i was bouta say the same shit lol
This dude is the embodiment of Michael's son from GTA V
iGOTdis22 Sandwich Lmfao
truuuuuuuuuuu
iGOTdis22 Sandwich boom! Ty, and now I have seen the light
Holy fuck you’re right lol
iGOTdis22 Sandwich 💯🤦🏽♂️🤣☠️
Years from now,
When someone Google's "21st century millennial"
This will be the top result
And I ain't even mad
He is gen z. If u going to shit talk make sure u know ur generations
Gen z bloomers millennials just shut the fuck up you people sound fucking ridiculous. Sound like a bunch of stupid ass characters on a cartoon nobody gives a fuck about
@@russellhoward7456 salty bish, eh?
P M it’s society’s way of grouping individuals on a strictly-age basis. So yeh, I’d say people care about it enough to draw lines. Doesn’t seem that illogical to me but what do I know.
Holy shit.. this is why I don't make comments on videos 💀
“Smart people can’t be happy” he might be on to something there😂
Or the more intelligent you are, the more you miss out on the little things in life that make it worth while and get to caught up in trying to figure everything out only to find out that the more you discover, the more you realize life ain’t really shit. Ignorance is bliss
@@evanollen2355 yea i dont know anything about this asspizza dude but that last line really hits hard.
@@evanollen2355 Best way to live is stoicism, you get to be intelligent and carefree at the same time.
Evan Ollen ignorance is bliss. Truer words have never been spoken
if you are taking advice from this rejected sound cloud rapper i don't think you are that smart
Feel like I should get paid for watching this.
Nobody owes you shit.👻
asspizza should get paid for making this
ghost filled basement ss dog
probs his worst vid. I think he tries to be someone he's not in this
All of u owe asspizza money for dropping knowledge foh
felt like a parks and rec episode honestly i need more
MrJj295 subscribe to asspizza channel
Or the office
Supremej exactly. Parks and recreation got their humor from the office. The office the GOAT
Started off like trailer park boys
boi theyre made by the same people goofy ass
“Wake up everyday and say let’s get this fucking money.... still ain’t got it tho” I need to make that shit my producer tag lmao
Wow lil xan really let himself go...
damn.
Lmfao
My thoughts 😂
kek
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
he created this personality for himself so life would be easier, he is very genuine actually, its a mask, for the ones who are blind and not awake, you take him as he gives himself to you
This is parody tho
@@parfner666 this video isnt a "parody"
But... really not going to make life easier long run
@@toomworld right
👕
It's funny years later I come back to this video again. And indeed I can testify... Thinking get's you nowhere, just do it right now
We don’t need any more videos ever created by anyone, this is the one
The random cut scenes of him with the golds has me in tears
where is it?
agreed
i love how he just randomly switches between a new york accent and a southern accent
Nobody commented on this video in 2 weeks so I just wanted to say I'm addicted to cough drops because of this thanks a lot
It melts my heart when I see stories like this where the mentally handicapped special people of the world are out living on their own and making their way. Keep it up! You're doing great champ!
LMAO
Don’t touch him Carti
Oscar N he meant don’t touch the cardi b painting
ruclips.net/video/fH9gm0DIim8/видео.html
Carti already touched him
Haymaker gang
Go ahead get him carti
Is this a unreleased gummo scene?
Steven Glansburg heh
Steven Glansburg 🤣🤣🤣
Magnificent reference.
Ha!
An
I can relate to actively dumbing down once knowing too much
I think He never knew anything in the First place
@@bendover2684😊😊😊
ignorance is bliss
I watched this vid when it first came out, not knowing anything about Austin and I was really disturbed by what I saw. Now about a year later I would consider him a genuis, and one of my biggest Inspirations. This man has a vision and a work ethic like nobody else. Bless up Austin, hope you're doing fine
Thats disturbing
dont go around saying this bro this like bragging about being autistic and gay
not a fan of disrespecting the air bnb.... but at 19... he seems pretty solid testing out life, not with the tats and shit. Cant knock the hustle tbh. LMFAO the part where he talks about being smart can make life hard, is true, ignorance is bliss ofc. He seems rather knowledgeable but undermines it with his act.
aleem esmail he explained why. he said hes gotta dumb himself down to truly be happy
lmao he is the biggest troll dude
asspizza got you all fooled
Holy shit are you giving this guy props? Your generation is so pathetic it makes me sick lmao
Yo this is parody
This is like seeing a random cameo of a dead caracter from like 6 seasons ago appear on a show
Dante Love nobody else watches soap operas like you do
i love how he really doesnt have a country accent but plays it off so well
He's definitely trolling.
Lloyd Christmas he ain’t tho... when it comes down to it he is speaking the truth
Lol no he’s not. He’s truly this dumb.
he plays a character in this video he’s been doing this for years
Anthony Cruz nah he plays characters in a lot of his interviews
Anthony Cruz, you think he's dumb but he's still making money
So much natural talent. Unreplacable. Priceless. No troll I actually believe this. He's funny in a specific way
Dont worry Ashley, youll grow out of this opinion
yo ass pizza let me get that stank foot fungus shoe please
asspizza TED talk coming soon
This was funny af
Is it on purpose thou? The tats look real
Htc M8 ...Have you not seen his vines?
hacked: NPC PIN:5411331 you cant troll and have face tats?? I do it everyday.
The trend of getting a face tattoo of random shit is going to look even cooler when you are old.
if you found this funny, you'd find death funny...
he's cool. real artist vibes from this guy. nothing expected or generic.
Fuckin hell
"I'm from New York." (Said in a Southern Accent)
I can't figure this dude out, is his serious? Is he being funny? Is it both?
I thought this was funny as hell and he was clowning all these SoundCloud rappers with terrible tattoos, grills and terrible names.
But then the tatts are real?! And he has a clothing line? What is going on?!
cameltoast same I literally cannot tell if he is serious or not lmao
He fr
Javier Estamigo bro are you sped this dude not even a rapper
+zomg0101 lol he's like 6ix9ine
+zomg0101 lol he's just like 6ix9ine
"smart people cant be happy" sad but true the wiser you get the sadder you become
dontcrysloan how does that make any sense lol there's happy smart people, this dudes just trying to sound and be edgy by saying being smart is not good or overrated lol
Niko Fonseca lol
dontcrysloan LOL
Niko Fonseca most great philosophers become depressed because they know how the world is, whats its about, thats why most people are happy when they are children then once they have to live “real life” and learn what life really is they become sad
yobitch no
Don't think, feel. - Bruce Lee
TRIBALBUD exactly
first seeing this video being confused and scared to now meeting him is crazy, he was so nice and genuine and told me I'm a bright and smart kid whos going to be successful and do great things, I've never heard anyone say that to me before about my art
Holy shit this kid needs parents more than any other kid that has ever existed.
''Thinking Gets You Nowhere'' has to be the most truthful, simple and mindchanging quote i ever heard
dantheshyne its not the thinking that’s the problem. A lot of the the successful people (outside of RUclips celebrities and horrible rappers) do s lot of thinking. Don’t aspire to be in entertainment.
yup steve jobs warren buffet jeff bezos bill gates neil tyson degrassee . you should get back to flipping burgers
smokinnplatez neil degrasse tyson*
Because its a quote designed to make uninteligent people feel inspired over nothing.
Actually it's the truth. Thinking doesn't get you anywhere. Actions do. So who is unintelligent now?
Unexpectedly loved this
HE SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO PIZZATITS
Why
Lmfao i choked on my food when i read this 😂😂😂
🤦
He's been eating too much estrogen filled food stuffs 🤷🤦
Legendary Video Right Here! Throwback fr fr! Real 1s know this era
Damn AssPizza, you're the GOAT 🐐
i wonder how his heads been doing ever since the brick incident
Hunter W
his insta said he got hit with two bricks and lost 15,000$ to paypal so probably doing very good
0:51 need we say more?
Oh shit that’s what he’s from
what brick
What brick
I always come back to this video for some reason
This man the Gucci, Loui, three Box Logo
YES YES
Hes from New York with a southern accent?
Upstate ny
the accents fake lol i just seen him on sam peppers live stream and he hardly had an accent.. guys just a sheep who probably just changes his accent to whoever he is around... safe guy though - he was signing shirts to a bunch of nerds for free who would probably go on to sell that tee to another bunch of nerds for 200 bucks lol
@@CrazTheKing People from upstate don't sound like that. I'm from Buffalo.
i practice alot of accents and sometimes get stuck in them, i think asspizza has the same thing going on because his accent changes multiple times throughout the video
@@crmpts I swear chiggas who watch Sam Pepper always be like you, (sniffing their own farts calling people sheeps and shit) really just thinking they better than everyone else
suburban white kids after watching one sad bart edit and one trash rap song
XXXONAMEMESTREAK isn’t that u😂😂
@@cheetomanmar7973 dont watch any sort of sad edit on my own free will and dont listen to trash. plus im a pre 2017 X fan so i can take a joke about X being caught lacking, forgetting to leave the like, and then being shot
@@xxxonamemestreak8082 so am I , no need to brag about it , he had a fanbase in 2015 too lmao.
Added your playlist tho , was upset you didn't have jungle klipped on there tho
@@scurvype30 just added it in :) i kept forgetting to add it tbh. thanks for adding it tho!
bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
get em carti
Sensei Veggito lmao nigga was adlibing his own fight
Bro 🤣
My boi chatting on another level this had me weak 😅😅😅
Is it just me or is he the only person from New York who has a Southern accent that I've ever heard in my life
LMFAO
This is easily, without any competition, the rawest fucking mood. Respect
I love how the wii shop music is just chillin
I usually wear 9.5 but I'll take the 10, thank you asspizza🙏
Bruh im a fan now
Lightyears ahead of his time, facts.
i watch this every few months
Do any people in LA actually have real jobs like the rest of us?
This is literally my fucking spirit animal , ima dedicate a video just to this dudes fashion bra no kap 🖤
Lil xan big sister😂😂
where was all this punching when carti beat up kerwin
Riight. He was still a kid tho.
Matt Lucero boy he was 18 lmao
Shit, really?
carti beat asspizza up too lol
Firstname Lastname he was 17 moron
I hope asspizza never goes to prison
"i'm trying to stay positive"
*EVERYBODY DIES*
when playboi carti beats you up
Little big planet music
Alex Ryan Lmao I was waiting to find a comment saying something about the music.
PayPal holding his money because everyone who didn’t get there ship filed claims and got his account limited lol
Being addicted to Mountain Dew Voltage is the most Millennial shit ive ever heard in my life
That Cardigan B is straight moutain dew voltage
you see the fucking chrome
Hearts
wow, COMPOST MALONE really cleaned himself up.
This was actually good
I still have no idea what this guy does but I love him.
For at least half the video I legitimately thought it was satire
THOTH Most of this is satire lmao. Nobody legitimately acts like this.
It is
He does have some valid points tho
Anybody ever win those nikes?
If a trailer parks moms medicine cabinet spawned a child.
Idk who or what this dood is but i like his positive attitude and perspective on life
I was the one who auctioned that Bape bag off
Derty Hairy underrated comment
The new cringe king
Looked up the nutrition facts for Mountain Dew Voltage… oof.
If your happier when your dumb, this guy must be ecstatic. My brain hurts right now.
asspizza is the voice inside my head, praise tha almighty
I’ve been thinking that I’ve been knowing too much shit.
This man is in purgatory
YUGO 😂😂😂😭😭
LMAO 🤣 😂 u belong in LA that's for sure. 🤦
Chris Trx For real. Where all the dipshits live
Pretty much anywhere in this country lol 😆
When Lil Xan stopped popping Xan , and overdosed himself with hot flaming cheetos.
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Amount Per Serving
Calories from Fat 0Calories 290
% Daily Values*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat -
Cholesterol -
Sodium 105mg 4%
Total Carbohydrate 76g 25%
Dietary Fiber -
Sugars 76g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A - Vitamin C -
Calcium - Iron -
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Is this real? Like genuinely?
The Last Brexit Sadly.
a e s t h e t i c . s u i c i d e the video of the brick and ladder is comedy gold in all seriousness. I hope someday I give that kind of content to the world
Half serious, half not
dude hes acting hes doing it for the interview i met him in real life hes funny af
Wtf did i just watch?? Dude looks like he smells bad. I bet he smells like the inside of a Subway 😆 😆 😂
Subway smells bomb asf nigga I bet you smell like nasty ass stale French fries from McDonald's
He smells like hemorrhoid cream and Newports.
Danica Sandoval 2 you take that back mcdonalds has delicious fries, are you even human???
Danica Sandoval 2 fax
Red onions lol
Yo Austin! Hook me up with the nikes. I’ll wear them a whole year everyday man.
Kristian Mønster Ninn Kristiansen u gon get crust foot
footfungus 1s
Who is this understood genius ? Very inspiring
Inspirational
Love the mii backround music lmfao
"Thinking gets you nowhwere, just gotta have an idea".....lol what?
Please don’t ever vote
Shut up dingo!
Pure wisdom
Greaattttt another lil xan
asspizza need help fr
no disrespect either, on some real shit.
💯
I honestly can relate to this dude a lot haha
He reminds me of a young Joseph Costello
oh my god i like this video! funny and cool! ROll on!
"thinking gets you nowhere" truly inspirational
Aye I'm tryna get those nikes in a size 10. Hit ya boi not from from LA I'm in the bay
Mason Perez white boi tho
whiteboiwyatt so?
Face tattoos never looked so corny nowadays