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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @niceroundtv
    @niceroundtv 3 года назад +144

    "I met Jerma at a pet store in Los Angeles one time. I was buying some toys for my dog, when all the sudden I saw Jerma Twitch start to walk up to me. I was really excited to talk to him, but before I could say anything, he started asking me about a ramp for Otto or something. I clarified that I didn't work there, I don't know why he thought I worked there when I was just wearing cargo shorts and my favorite spiderman T. A bit strange but yknow we all make mistakes. But then, he started to sweat profusely. Trying to change the subject, I asked him if he was Jerma from Twitch, and that I loved his streams. "Twitch? Jerma?". His forehead was completely drenched in sweat at this point. "I-I-I don't know about any tw-jer-twitching jerma" he said, a sweaty stuttery mess. I asked again, you aren't Jerma from twitch? Slowly, and sorta awkwardly, he struck a pose and did the LOOKATME thing. His arms were shaking and he looked like he was about to cry. I tried to cheer him up and say that it was funny but he quickly just said thank you and started to shuffle away."
    -- Jimmy Bean

  • @mellowmelly9258
    @mellowmelly9258 3 года назад +108

    "Play dumb!"
    1:08:25
    "Not *that* dumb!"

    • @kildeer
      @kildeer 2 года назад +4

      Incredible

  • @warpatato
    @warpatato 3 года назад +53

    4:55:44 The prequel to the Oreo throw-up story: He DRANK orange juice and THREW UP on her Gradma's floor.

    • @vakk985
      @vakk985 3 года назад +9

      A psycho is born

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 3 года назад +11

      @@vakk985 Psycho kid antagonizes his grandmother in a desperate bid to convince her he was sick.

    • @rojom2098
      @rojom2098 3 года назад +12

      i like to imagine the entire elbertson family has at least once threw up something onto their parent/grandparent's property

  • @cstorm7505
    @cstorm7505 3 года назад +28

    6:43:00 Cathy Mitchell bit

  • @warpatato
    @warpatato 3 года назад +71

    4:59:14 Start of Jerma's long rant about the American education system

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 3 года назад +17

      i like the non-subs crying over his rant, gosh dang.

    • @zantezalighieri
      @zantezalighieri 2 года назад +1

      1 in 4 streams istg (I love it)

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 Год назад +3

      Honestly I agreed with almost everything he was saying except paying the teachers more.
      I think they have to earn it, since every teacher I had growing up that pushed for more money was the laziest piece of shit in existence

    • @zantezalighieri
      @zantezalighieri Год назад +5

      @@inspectorjavert9868 "my personal experiences dictate the world, and the way I've been treated by some people from a partiuclar group of people are the only way someone can be treated by such people." come on, man

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 Год назад +3

      @@zantezalighieri i don't think they were necessarily implying that their personal experiences dictate the world.

  • @denaamisdaan2475
    @denaamisdaan2475 3 года назад +64

    It's quite impressive how well he remembers his own quotes from years ago

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 3 года назад +5

      can you post the timestamps? :)

    • @aranox
      @aranox 3 года назад +7

      @Minwon Jang with a napoleon complex

    • @AFriendlyElfFella
      @AFriendlyElfFella 2 месяца назад

      hes an egomaniac

  • @selalovesmazoe
    @selalovesmazoe 3 года назад +29

    1:44:23 "you're a..." i dont wanna say it

  • @selalovesmazoe
    @selalovesmazoe 3 года назад +35

    49:29 pitching practice with jerma's brother story

  • @sphen_
    @sphen_ 3 года назад +14

    11:45 vsauce counting

  • @sophiaponte1634
    @sophiaponte1634 3 года назад +88

    INSANE gamer disregards sense of SELF in front of FANS

    • @zantezalighieri
      @zantezalighieri 2 года назад +4

      he is but a machine for which the beautiful chaos of things flows through (as are we all), the "Self" being naught but another farce to situate Humans as the core of existence
      haha funny sus guy

  • @AFriendlyElfFella
    @AFriendlyElfFella Год назад +1

    *GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:*
    *Pre-Stream:*
    0:09 Jerma Talks
    5:26 Opens Game
    9:16 Gameplay Starts
    *Break:*
    2:49:17 Takes Break
    2:52:25 Jerma Returns
    2:52:56 Plays Audio
    2:54:07 Gameplay Resumes
    *Post-Stream:*
    7:17:10 Credits
    7:20:42 Stream Over

  • @abbywilberg1087
    @abbywilberg1087 3 года назад +16

    whoever said "play some music" at 2:39:00 ruined my piano practice background noise 😔

  • @fd.
    @fd. 3 года назад +14

    take a shot everytime jerma start a sentence with "how many of you guys...".

  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 3 года назад +25

    Oh my god the amount of time it took him to do the playground was obscene

  • @vakk985
    @vakk985 3 года назад +31

    Shoutouts to that one guy who recommended Oggy and the cockroaches

  • @captaincornflake
    @captaincornflake 3 года назад +18

    Add 1:07:30 to the description lmao

  • @TLAizaakZtriker
    @TLAizaakZtriker 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:42 HEEHEEHEEHEE
    5:24 Game start
    9:16 Spray
    10:00 Game seems promising so far
    10:33 Story alert
    13:03 Otto bark
    15:18 Woodgasms (idk)
    15:44 He loves it! :D
    17:14 RTgame raid
    24:16 Red canister
    28:14 Van finished
    30:18 Jerma thinks it's awesome and wants our plates
    32:36 8
    38:11 Void880 (Idk)
    44:56 Why is it still dirty?
    48:08 When you visit an 18+ site
    57:27 When you tickle Santa
    1:03:53 Parkour
    1:08:35 LOOGAME
    1:10:39 JERMAAA!!!
    1:16:55 Chat saying the last word of every sentence by Jerma
    1:28:03 Lore?
    1:29:26 Another kreygasm moment
    1:32:00 Ego Andy
    1:35:46 Baghyahd
    1:37:36 Spelling something
    1:44:23 Sussy baka
    1:45:57 Jerma is late for a quiz show
    1:47:10 Fourth gwade
    1:49:07 Jerma invents Soaker Sloshers (I'm surprised there aren't really any results for that if you look it up except for a few splatoon things including a little "naughty image".)
    1:52:41 Fetish?
    1:57:24 69% cleaned
    2:01:18 Why Jerma won't do an eating stream
    2:16:34 When you go to a place with... a lot of butts? I don't know
    2:25:41 Backyard finished
    2:27:19 Broken nozzle
    2:28:11 Yes!
    2:29:49 Hoo!
    2:30:43 Dirt Bike finished
    2:33:22 Soap test and the dirtiest thing
    2:37:15 Slide
    2:40:04 Supermarket Sweep
    2:43:31 DiNg
    2:45:58 P€n15 music
    2:46:48 Actually p£n!$ music
    2:47:58 It's too good to be true
    2:49:04 Otto wants to go outside
    2:52:25 Jerma is back and picks some song
    2:54:45 Kirby's Epic Yarn music
    2:56:07 Jerma's audio
    2:56:44 Back to gameplay
    2:57:07 The guy playing the piano didn't like the soap idea
    3:00:40 Jerma accidentally goes to a different job
    3:04:14 I'm not gonna write it here
    3:05:54 E!
    3:07:58 📮
    3:21:50 Guess what music returns?
    3:31:46 Jerma plays Brawl soundtrack and gets a mini-stroke
    3:33:39 Message timing
    3:35:13 Braaaawl
    3:35:56 69% cleaned 2 (3:36:08)
    3:37:43 HEYY!
    3:42:50 Smiling tree
    3:50:31 Jerma sings the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse outro
    3:55:25 Scooby noise
    4:02:07 Hunky chihuahua
    4:21:14 Bungalow finished
    4:33:47 Chips are dinner
    4:57:17 I'm sick-voice
    5:06:10 Not political
    5:07:43 Jerma for president
    5:10:32 Jerma finally silences the crowd
    5:16:34 bibbly bobblist googoogaga ding dongist
    5:21:53 THE-
    5:27:40 69% cleaned 3
    5:29:25 When you discover an interesting... tag
    5:30:14 AA EE OO
    5:31:20 COME ON, CRANKY!
    5:54:50 TRESH
    6:06:05 *You're asleep right now*
    6:07:41 *You're on the beach right now*
    6:08:41 I'm going to what?
    6:09:02 Seagull $#!ts into Jerma's mouth
    6:18:20 Spongebob impression (This interesting topic/bit/thing pretty much starts at 6:15:40)
    6:20:31 Like Jerma said, you probably don't want to hear this
    6:21:07 Playground finished
    6:24:58 Golf cart finished
    6:25:30 Buying the Urban X U2 (Medium duty power washer)
    6:26:39 Using the Urban X U2
    6:30:04 Wabby wabbo (Pvz music)
    6:43:41 Cathy Mitchell bit start (more like the video)
    6:47:17 Cathy Mitchell bit end (but the topic continues)
    6:54:54 Jerma is a time traveler
    6:56:56 Two tablespoons of teas-peaspoons
    7:10:34 :O
    7:13:42 Uuuhhh.....
    7:17:06 Credits
    7:20:23 Network Andy
    7:20:41 OW

  • @ky1at
    @ky1at 3 года назад +10

    so happy you put kathy mitchell in the thumnail

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 года назад +2

    The relaxing visuals and water sounds mixed with Jerma's unhinged commentary is wonderful

  • @NoSignalMediaYT
    @NoSignalMediaYT 3 года назад +14

    uploaded 53 seconds ago type beat

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 3 года назад +13

    Watching this guy power wash shit is infuriating. I love it.

  • @zantezalighieri
    @zantezalighieri 2 года назад +5

    57:27 oough-ooughohough-ouughhhh origin
    2:39:28 jermaDootDootDoot
    2:45:58 jermaOST
    2:54:32 kirby's epic yarn + "oh shiT"
    3:07:58 s*s
    3:32:15 crazed
    3:39:25 jerma comedic compilation bit
    4:33:46 chips are dinner
    5:03:54 jerma has some really good takes, like this one here, but there tends to always be chatters, like JermaLiedAboutMrSlime, that bring the vube back down to normal (oh, and all the internet bootlickers who have either fallen too deep in the desolation of capitalist realism/pessimism or are directly benefitting, or feel like they're directly benefitting, from the way the American education and tax system currently works, lolz)

  • @quicksilver2923
    @quicksilver2923 2 года назад +2

    this is an incredible stream. top 5 vods I've watched

  • @canijust101
    @canijust101 3 года назад +9

    jerma’s argument that pluto should have a weird voice is based on the theory that most quadrupedal taking dogs have weird voices (not true), when really he should have just considered that all the main characters in disney have weird voices

  • @ggVenezia
    @ggVenezia Год назад

    5:48:26 stream must-watch movie/content syllabus

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight Год назад +1

    1:07:27 pet store story
    1:10:29 car park jerma gets screamed at

  • @ArlieMeadow
    @ArlieMeadow 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:52:20 timestamp for myself
    5:20:32

  • @selalovesmazoe
    @selalovesmazoe 3 года назад +5

    3:31:38 brawl ost time :)

  • @selalovesmazoe
    @selalovesmazoe 3 года назад +8

    6:05:59 asmr bit

  • @villainapologist7858
    @villainapologist7858 3 года назад +20

    THE SCHOOL STUFF HE SAID IS SO TRUE, AMAZING..... SO TRUE... AS A STUDENT I CAN SAY THATS WHAT WE NEED... SUS GUY FOR PREZ

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 3 года назад +10

      THE SUS PRESIDENT....

    • @Jvaleezy
      @Jvaleezy 3 года назад +8

      imagine turning on the tv and seeing the news text say PRESIDENT "SUS GUY" GIVES SPEECH

  • @TikkaLaChica
    @TikkaLaChica Год назад

    4:07:39 "Nosho noa na'uh DOG withya'd!"

  • @Amynon1660
    @Amynon1660 7 месяцев назад

    It fucking worked. I fell asleep and woke up to Jerma counting.

  • @Ty_777
    @Ty_777 3 года назад +1

    Bookmark 41:25

  • @somecitrus7561
    @somecitrus7561 3 года назад +11

    No one will ever believe you.

  • @noblearmyrobot6835
    @noblearmyrobot6835 3 года назад +5

    oh my god... sockem boppers....

  • @trulythedude
    @trulythedude 2 года назад +1

    2:52:00 abc

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 года назад +2

    Jermas rant about school really made me think. He should run for short office

  • @sophiaponte1634
    @sophiaponte1634 3 года назад +14

    someone tell me where the "are you jerma"? bit is. ty

    • @bassprogoth
      @bassprogoth 3 года назад +13

      1:07:30

    • @3211-m9q
      @3211-m9q 3 года назад +25

      ugh meeting jerma irl would be a fucking NIGHTMARE. imagine you catch him unaware and he's just zerking off like Ugh EW WTF uuugHh ewww

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 3 года назад +8

      One of these days a kid would just come up and ask him "Are you the imposter is sus guy?"

  • @smee6969
    @smee6969 2 года назад +5

    the story right at the start about him repeatedly waking up to vsauce's 4 hour prime video is what i go through every night with these jerma vods

  • @tennenyt5311
    @tennenyt5311 2 года назад +2

    Why does the PvZ OST go so hard?

  • @olemonqueeno8684
    @olemonqueeno8684 3 года назад +3

    Can someone tell me the part where he mentions Spaceballs? Just watched it for the first time today so I wanna know what he was talking about. Thanks :)

    • @deanprowell7947
      @deanprowell7947 3 года назад +3

      Right around 5:43:30 is when he makes the Spaceballs joke

  • @igotashake
    @igotashake Год назад

    49:27
    2:17:50
    2:47:43

  • @AJ_MUR
    @AJ_MUR 2 года назад +2

    5:16:33, 5:17:35

  • @willamthepig7960
    @willamthepig7960 4 месяца назад

    why are captions not enabled. I'm hearing impaired and it was extremely disappointing to find out I couldn't enjoy this stream

  • @bradleybaker976
    @bradleybaker976 3 года назад +11

    Man chat was soooo funny this stream Kappa

  • @sphen_
    @sphen_ 3 года назад +1

    4:00:57
    1:07:30

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Год назад +1

    ppl really took the piss out of Jerma for loving Cathy Mitchell, but I think it's really sweet 🥺

  • @bearizawa
    @bearizawa 9 месяцев назад

    i fell asleep watching this stream and 2:46:55 scared the shit out of me

  • @estusflask982
    @estusflask982 3 года назад +3

    when is the thumbnail

    • @JohnLozo
      @JohnLozo 3 года назад +5

      Around 6:43:00 is when Cathy Mitchell shows up

  • @mycoolhandgiveit
    @mycoolhandgiveit 3 года назад +1

    Education campaign speech?

  • @buonvento9157
    @buonvento9157 9 месяцев назад

    5:00:00 teacher

  • @nonuvurbeeznus795
    @nonuvurbeeznus795 3 года назад +1

    5:00:00

  • @nonuvurbeeznus795
    @nonuvurbeeznus795 3 года назад +1

    2:37:25

  • @Howisnohandleavailable
    @Howisnohandleavailable 2 года назад

    6:06:01

  • @lukewarm_lemon_tea
    @lukewarm_lemon_tea Год назад

    6:06:01