Timothy Short No not all it's pretty obvious Seminary bottles are off the top edit some of the rebuttals, around the fly dammit edit are on the Fly off the top of the head f****** improvised
@@OfficialMbro Yeah Danja was saying that his crew has a bunch of disloyal dudes who will turn on him eventually, and then he said to the dude behind that this isn't the kind of leader you should be following to begin with. Basically saying the whole team is dysfunctional
It like a construction site the way beam hard You just some pus hiding(Poseidon) keep talking you gonna see God(sea god) Welp that's my wack version of that line
Common misconception, AR actually stands for "ArmaLite rifle" after the company that developed it in the 1950s. There is actually no such thing as an "assault rifle" because you can assault a person with any rifle thereby making the word "assault" redundant. Also the punchline at 12:21 was some serious heat, those chicks can spit...
@@davidf2244 He doesn't say "You don't watch," he says "You watch who you stand in front of" to one person, and "You watch who you stand behind" to another person. He said the dude standing behind Lotta Zay would probably stab him in the spine, so he's telling Lotta Zay to watch who he stands in front of because they could be backstabbers. And he tells that other guy to watch who he stands behind, because they (Lotta Zay in this case) might be leading them astray, or might not be leading them anywhere.
You from the hood where they wear them shirts that say stop snitching, I'm from the hood where they take the same snitch, put him on the shirt, run up in the church and tell his mom to stop bitchin!!! #Goosebumps
CJ JOHNSON He said "Open hand, fist or the duece" open hand represents the paper, the fist representing the rock and the duece represents the scissors.
"When a n**** kill your brother u get a gun and u riding, but when the cops kill your brother you in the streets screaming stop the violence " real shit man
Should have just featured a whole segment on Lux's bars from that Calico battle, dude went nuts, the education on being a gansta and the parental dissing was unreal, he gave everyone a TED talk that day. Should also have some Locksmith bars here, his destruction of Diz was unreal.
"Probably mad I wrote this, right? It was a last-minute decision, Pac's death, it happened overnight Because I know your type, you're snake-eyed, so I wasn't going to roll the dice What's "loyalty over money" if your loyalty's overpriced?"
My faves are the ones where they know it's just a battle and show appreciation for each others bars.. not the ones where I feel like they're gonna fight outside the club after
"You wanna brawl, right? Bitch nigga, don't even play yourself... I'll cut you into so many pieces, your funeral will be on a conveyor belt." - Best line ever
Geti Shemsi the open hand smack/paper, rock (punch) deuce is a gun(deuce deuce/22) also means 2 so 2 fingers is scissors. rock paper scissors or smack punch nd a bullet
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I love whenever in these videos you can see the other dude just sorta nodding after the bar like “yup I can admit it that was hard.”
Comment so relatable no one even comment on this comment
Me too
@@everythingdoesntlastforver1533 i admit it, this comment was hard
I don’t see how their brains process that fast. I have trouble saying one sentence 😂😂
PlutoJr They are all written down before hand and recited live. That’s why there’s usually double and triple entendres (meanings).
Also a lot practice this everyday and can do this easily
Timothy Short No not all
it's pretty obvious Seminary bottles are off the top
edit some of the rebuttals, around the fly dammit
edit
are on the Fly
off the top
of the head
f****** improvised
Jmpsthrufyre * 665 years ago just make another comment lmfao
They write it before they battle
"You watch who you stand in front of;You watch who you stand behind" WHAT!!! That is still fire today
I dont get it explain?
is it one of those watch your back for snakes line??
@@OfficialMbro Yeah Danja was saying that his crew has a bunch of disloyal dudes who will turn on him eventually, and then he said to the dude behind that this isn't the kind of leader you should be following to begin with.
Basically saying the whole team is dysfunctional
Ong
@@Jluyoungzone good explaination
💯 i wish I could just save that part of Danja
"I'll spit on your grandpa's grave"
*Crowd silent
"I'll rip of the plastic of your mum's couch and sit on it"
*Crowd Ohhhh that's disrespectful
Lol 😂 😂 😂 human sense
He said “Shit on it”.
Now thats even more disrespectful 😂😂😂😂!!
Ripping off the plastic is blasphemy
He never said that
11:10
"Open hand, the fist or the deuce, rock paper scissors" I was cremated at that moment.
Explain
T-low yea. Like wtf I don't understand
Sir Jester I think it just means he’s going to choose which way he will die
T-low open hand=paper, fist=rock, deuce=scissors
Cam Gaines yeah I got that part
"I started cripping, became a C god, thats not Poseidon"
I get it sea god
Oooooooo
andile majozi I’m not gone lie I just googled it myself It’s definitely “sea god”
It like a construction site the way beam hard
You just some pus hiding(Poseidon) keep talking you gonna see God(sea god)
Welp that's my wack version of that line
ruclips.net/video/nM3pE1RjyC8/видео.html
Some of these make the hair on the back of yo neck stand up. 🤣
Facts that remote bar have me goosebumps
That’s why i get tapered.
Ayo pause
Yoooooo Facts Lmaooo
That "remote not working" moved the whole crowd. Even the camera guy shook his head like Wtf!? 🔥🔥🔥
even the pastor got bars holy shit
lmaoooo
who the pastor
Andre Collins Loaded Lux is his name
Lux is a legend , please know your shit
Marcus Butler 😂😂😂😂
5:35 "......like I'm tryna change the channel when the remote not working" I felt that 😭
Inspired the seatbelt line
💥
Could’ve Sworn This Was Stolen If I’m Wrong Correct Me
300th like
that is so far the only one that i can see as being good out of everything i've heard. if this is the best of battle rap then rap battle must be dead.
11:54"I cut you in so many pieces yo funeral gonna be on a conveyor belt" That's hard
My nigga looked like he bout to cry
@@Kaioshinz lmfao
not really
He was crying fr
17:40 - 18:25 the hardest line I’ve heard in awhile
DAMN
Relma Riedewald made me stop breathing lol
What's his name?
@@26machine32 Daylyt
That was a Ted talk
" I DON'T PLAN FOR YOU TO LIVE TO TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY"
Jude S. Saint dat shit was hard af
Clips is lowkey slept on foreal.
When??
Jude S. Saint Cold.
"Sleep on yo dreams I didn't show that blue prints"
Its not about how good your lines are
Its about how loud your crew can scream
Hakar Doski right lol 🙄
Naa even. Lot of these oven the opps clap and respect bars.
@@revolutionary.loveee y'all just love to hate huh fam
FlyingPanda ? Me ? A hater ? Neverrr lol
You can’t downplay some of these bars tho….
By nature some of these gotta end in gun violence 🤣🤣🤣 you ain’t bout to talk to me like that. 🤣
I mean they would nigga
Nahhhhhhh them niggas be fr on sum smart dispectful shit
Fse😂😂😂😂😂
Oh you hard G? a real warrior? Gonna slay me with your sword?
Nah! Keep sippin' on mommy's milk sittin behind your keyboard
@@xSIJUx yes I love my milk a glass a day keeps the stds away!
He really said “is your money bein longer worth yo life bein shorter?”🥶🥶
"Heres her number,
SIKEE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!"
Alejandro Diaz I can’t 😭😭😭
Lol
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And a meme was born
*OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH*
“My mother was in pain, you wanna speak to the inmate, press nine”
That shit hit me hard.
I didn't get it ,can u elaborate pls
@@zubaidabanu4380 jail calls make u press a number before the call is accepted
@@joshuajames3453 i understand that part but what was so fascinating about it that everyone lost their minds?
Shit was wack
@@azimrobertson big fax 📠
Lux whispers “That’s light” after one of the greatest schemes in battle rap... and “that’s light” became a known tag line
no roc been saying that
Roc line is that's light!! So lux saying something hard saying that's light was a pun
@@cheerioss-9121lux said it way before roc
Tay Roc started saying that, that's why Lux said it.
I like it when the opponent agrees that the bar was fire. Mad respect.
"Real killas don't need a facemask, I don't plan for you to live to tell your side of the story."
BRUUUUH I'm shooook.
Daylyt's rebuttal was mean though. They should've included it.
Man fuck charlie
@@InfiniteUmbra what was it?
Litterally all u have to say is AR and everyone goes wild
OBCPlayz so you've never seen ppl get boo'd lmao that's a reach
OBCPlayz what is ar
Assault Rifle
Don't lie that Arizona Cardinals bar was fire
Common misconception, AR actually stands for "ArmaLite rifle" after the company that developed it in the 1950s. There is actually no such thing as an "assault rifle" because you can assault a person with any rifle thereby making the word "assault" redundant.
Also the punchline at 12:21 was some serious heat, those chicks can spit...
"You watch where you stand in front of, and you watch where you stand behind.". Talk about keeping it real bruh. 💯💯💯
"You don't watch who you stand in front of, you watch who you stand behind." 6:30
Niiiice
It said "you watch who you stand in front of. You watch who you stand behind"
@@crxzvxn4102 "it"? That's a person. And he definitely says "you don't watch...."
Without "don't" it doesn't make any sense, either.
Slow the part down. I do not hear a "don't" in that scentences.
@@davidf2244 ayo, did you watch the same video my guy?
@@davidf2244 He doesn't say "You don't watch," he says "You watch who you stand in front of" to one person, and "You watch who you stand behind" to another person.
He said the dude standing behind Lotta Zay would probably stab him in the spine, so he's telling Lotta Zay to watch who he stands in front of because they could be backstabbers. And he tells that other guy to watch who he stands behind, because they (Lotta Zay in this case) might be leading them astray, or might not be leading them anywhere.
"Like im tryna change the tv when the remote not workin" Sheesh!
that was the hardest on this vid
who is she
Tori Doe
Best bar on the video.....straight fire
Yeah the Rock Paper Scissors one was perfection too
You get the open hand, the fist, or the deuce... Rock Paper Scissors. WTF🔥
I thought it was clever, but not like a burn
“Watch who you stand in front of, you watch who you stand behind” coldest bars on this vid by far
0:06, 12:37, 16:09, 16:49, 17:39, 21:21 Hardest bars on here💯
You from the hood where they wear them shirts that say stop snitching, I'm from the hood where they take the same snitch, put him on the shirt, run up in the church and tell his mom to stop bitchin!!! #Goosebumps
Korey Lyttleton he used that against bigg k too
cory cash I would have used it multiple times too, lol that line was nice!
Small Pound krazy
Small Pound 13:00
My stupid ass don't get it
that arm jerking like the remote not working was hard af to me
Darren Broussard same I was in the kitchen with my mum like "Daaaaaammmmnnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥" 😂😂
i don't get it
Z you jerk your arm harder while pressing the buttons so it’ll work
@@yaahman74 Gun recoil bars
@@sanmane7911 what "push my buttons" mean
That Deandre & Brandon Knight bar went over they head like a bridge 😭😭😭
Yup
12:17 She was really feeling herself after she spit that. Lol
😂😂😂
"And the release gonna have my hand jerkin like the remote when you trying to change the channel and it's not working "🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Brandon Santiago Not what she said, close tho😂
I_Know_Im_Awesome LOL
U tried
That's my tori 💜
That shit raw
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
lmao that shit was lit
CJ JOHNSON He said "Open hand, fist or the duece" open hand represents the paper, the fist representing the rock and the duece represents the scissors.
Open hand = slap = paper
Fist = punch = rock
Deuce = a little gun = scissors
Ray Severe he meant deuce like peace out the dueces hand signal✌️
@@SakChasin6 he definitely meant a gun bro
6:52 to me is the hardest line on here. AI really got big off that move, but Mike still destroyed them and got the W.
Bron the goat tho 💀
“Reload with the bullets that came out of ya”
“Cut you up into so many pieces, the funeral gonna be on a conveyor belt”
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Is your money being long worth your life span being shorter"
Loaded lux baby
Lil jimbob who is that tho?
Real knowledge
💥
Hell no I feel you👊
6:44 legend says that dude never let anyone stand behind him since that day
Who was that?
@@habibwilliams9469 Danja Zone
JoJo Waffles420 😂
@@AtLX04 nope,that was Mike Epps
@@rodriguez6838 Which one ?
13:02 omg
FUCK YOU NIGGGA U GAVE ME AN AD.
IDOFORTNITE 💀💀
That bar still go hard asf
yaaaas shoutout to iLL wiLL
Good to hear these old classic bars during quarantine while the culture on hiatus
"You watch who you stand in front of, you watch who you stand behind" was the best in this video imo
Jluyoungzone facts what battle is that
100
Too hard
when she said "got my arm jerking like trying to change the channel and the remote not working" omg🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why's That Sound Like Something Tay Roc Wrote For Dat Thotty ?? 🤣
“You on his is team and plan to shine,
You’ll probably stab him in the spine,
You watch who you stand in front of,
you watch who you stand behind”🔥🔥💯
“Put a banana between y’all that’s GUERRILLA WARFARE” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
😂😂
😂😂
"When a n**** kill your brother u get a gun and u riding, but when the cops kill your brother you in the streets screaming stop the violence " real shit man
that remote bar was tough. QOTR got bars.
The best bar on the whole video!!!
lol I watched it like 3 times ..who's the girl ?
+Immanuel Carter Tori Doe
The whole scheme was cold, had to rewatch. she setup that bar perfectly
that was the best one
“Shit I just wanna practice with my left” dawg I felt that lol
“You get the open hand the fist or the deuce Rock Paper Scissors.” Most slept on bar swear to god !
you think ypu can out run these shells!, thats what ricky thought!!!😨😨😂😂💯💪🔥
Hey big head lmao
From boyz in the hood right?
Hizkeal Bishaw correct
I was lookin for this comment! 🔥🔥🔥🤦🏼♂️
That bar come sdifferent
rock paper scissors barz was cold tho🔥
Lucky Stackz what part is that bar
1:50 lol, my favorite fucking one 😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
Who was that?
U mean hot
The scariest part about doing Rap Battles are the parts that can make you cry.
Crying can be good.
1:15 When your roast is so good that the crowd can't let you finish.
“Pop a gun you too afraid to pop your cherry” my son dropped his pacifier out his mouth 😯😯 our reaction lol
hahaha
R/thathappened
HAHAHA
You let your little kid watch this? Jesus, nigga u a bad parent.
Sasha Holmes it’s a fucking little kid stfu 😂😂 they not gone understand shit
"they forgot Jordan had 35 and still won that game" that shit was fire
Dean Clark agreed
If it was true
its a lie, but it was dope af lol
lol fr
Jordan had 23 (vs Ai 37) and won by 4
Should have just featured a whole segment on Lux's bars from that Calico battle, dude went nuts, the education on being a gansta and the parental dissing was unreal, he gave everyone a TED talk that day. Should also have some Locksmith bars here, his destruction of Diz was unreal.
Rap battle goes wrong
ruclips.net/video/k2mo7zQ9FvY/видео.html
"These detroit niggas always Cock fighting"...dahm that was brutal 😭
5:30 for what Mickey Mouse would sound like in a battle
"Probably mad I wrote this, right?
It was a last-minute decision, Pac's death, it happened overnight
Because I know your type, you're snake-eyed, so I wasn't going to roll the dice
What's "loyalty over money" if your loyalty's overpriced?"
can hear like 3 ppl saying this
Dumb ass pat stay
Pacs death aint happen overnight?
+imahelpfulperson he was shot september 6th died september 13th,
Took dude a week to dir
+Timothy Oliver thanks for clarifying brother
SUPA HOT FIRE????
"jacket keep me hot, shirt keep me cool, glasses for seeing you lose"🔥🔥🔥🔥
I always love the moment when the opponent is just begrudgingly like "Daaaaaaaamn son, I have to give you props on that".
3:55 is an underrated bar
the disrespect level they be going to in these battles 😂😂😂😂😂
My faves are the ones where they know it's just a battle and show appreciation for each others bars.. not the ones where I feel like they're gonna fight outside the club after
Like they are having fun and just enjoying there selves
“BUT I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU... YOU WENT TO CRANBROOK THAT’S A PRIVATE SCHOOL”
What the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
idk about y'all but I live for these videos still in 2022
"You wanna brawl, right? Bitch nigga, don't even play yourself... I'll cut you into so many pieces, your funeral will be on a conveyor belt." - Best line ever
18:00 best lines about cops and killings
"Ur life could've had a better fight on the bed shirt drying"😳👌🏿👌🏿🔥😂
That Pastor was on fire
13:55 that's depressing
Kryptonic Lion fuckkkk
I'ma do the battle standing over here, cus God bout to strike his a** 😂😂
These Two nines get to flipping shit round the room I call these A pair of normal activities (paranormal activity)
I liked for the "you watch who you stand in front of, you watch who you stand behind" bar from 6:03 the scheme was crazy
“Think you can out run theses shells thats what Ricky thought”🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When the bars soo good, the other side nods in acknowledgement! Pure respect. I love that. THats how it should be always.
rhyming sign with press 9 i didnt expect that. I felt that line.
"rock paper scissors" and "the remote not workin" go so hard
18:14 was hard but ture
Why did it get layered with horns i did not known what hes gonna say after
6:03 is one of the realist verses i heard.
“You gone get this work”
“Lemme Work!”
“Your life would of had a better fight with the sheets dryin” that one got me 1:24
Naaaaah that was the most insane bar ever.... Too deep bro....... I can't.
Shawty with the remote bar was the best one agh!!!!
rock paper scissors is still the hardest bar in a decade - that scheme @5:34 is too dope tho
Like I'm trying to change the channel like the remote not working!
2:45 Sooo yall just gon slide like that dude wasn't Conceited when he use to be tall ? Aight.
My logic is...if I send 100 shots he can't duck em all, clip of hot peppers, holla I'll pin yo head to the f-ing wall.👀👀
Savage.
"You watch who you stand infront of & you niggas watch who you stand behind" Omgg!! Lol I felt that one, and rock paper scissors were 2 of my favorite
ReelLifeBassFishing what that rock paper scissor line means? didint understand
Geti Shemsi the open hand smack/paper, rock (punch) deuce is a gun(deuce deuce/22) also means 2 so 2 fingers is scissors. rock paper scissors or smack punch nd a bullet
“Pop a gun...u even too afraid to pop yuh cherry” 😐
Even the cameraman was shaking his head at tori’s bar. That shit is classic 🔥
If I got that "rock, paper, scissors" dropped on me I'd never talk again. Not ever rap again, but never talk again
i just wanted to practice wit my left
str8dropitdoe I didn't really get that bar
meaning he isnt as strong with his left hand so punching him with his left is no problem cause he would be easy practice
black hustle wait why did you just explain this to yourself ?
C J 😂😂😂😂😂
C J 😭🤦🏽♀️💀
"Put a banana between y'all ,guerilla warfare" Damnnnnnnnn😂🔥
**WATCH WHO YOU STAND IN FRONT OF, AND WATCH WHO YOU STAND BEHIND** REALEST SHIT EVER SON
"My Logic Is, If I Send A Hunnit Shots, He Can't Duck'em All, Clip Full Of Hot Peppers, Holla I'll pin yo head To The Fucking Wall"
7:22 HARD ASF WITH DAT RICKY LINE
You get the open hand, the fist, or the duece; rock, paper, scissors🔥
my house is on fire. thanks.
"imma do the battle over here cause God bout to strike his ass"
Best line I've heard I think.
that abortion line had to repeat that shit like 7x shiiit
“Got my arm jerkin, like I’m trynna change the channel but the remote not workin”😱😨😨😨🥶🥶🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💯
I would love to go to a rap battle and say "bars" after every line someone said. Yep that'd make me cool.