"There are rumors of a horrifying creature stalking a small town. An elite team is dispatched to investigate. After many days of fruitless meandering, they eventually give up. Turns out they were just rumors."
Salad Dodger Or the game will have a well controlled murderer who uses the rumours to pull in fresh targets. The game could have near instant death by guns or knives and the AI could look the same as your characters unless you look closely (there being bloody marks on him or something like that). Of course being a person they'd be smart and avoid the normal trapping methods as well as cameras and not be drawn in by bait. Also they'd raid your base if you leave it undefended. Oh and obviously for this game to work name markers would have to be absent. Obviously I'm thinking too big here as doing all of this would take effort, and these games are just cheap ripoffs.
In the year 2019, the military sent a team of three top field agents to investigate a series of murders in the Midwestern wilderness They proceeded to kill themselves on landmines Was this a case of supreme incompetence, or perhaps the sinister machinations of the Goatman? Find out on this episode of Unsolved Mysteries
I love imagining what the other members of the Yogscast that are in-house are thinking when they hear you through the walls, as well as when your sounds get into their videos and streams.
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, the entire scene of The Goatman appearing and the clusterfuck that followed, ending with Trott stepping on Smith's mine again was the funniest shit
After the song they sung two minutes in, i knew a game i wanted them to play. Fallout 76, its multiplayer, has stuff, and opportunities for them to yell and most importantly, DOG FIGHTS!
Solution to landmine accidents - AlphaGel Gel Packs! Just wrap up that mangled Scrotty body in a jumbo pack and hey presto! A living mass of Scrotty bits begging to die while also singing John Denver's Country Roads.
Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads All my memories, gather round her Modest lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads
Fun Fact: back in ancient times, butchers would cut the tough area of skin from around a goat's eye socket for people to use as cock rings. apparently they work pretty well and are still being produced!
With the amount of ammo and ordinance you get in this game it feels like fucking Ghost Recon, not a goatman hunting game. Like these guys are kitted like proper military. Much prefer the Bigfoot game and Rake game.
Man this game doesn't even use any of the interesting lore surrounding the Goatman, it just makes it into another Scary Monster What Eats You. Unfortunate.
I would like to recommend "The Bottoms" by Joe R. Lansdale to anybody who wants to read a proper scary story that both subverts, and does justice to, the Goatman.
Smith "watch out for the mines" *trott immediately blows up* ahaha
Trott blowing up at the start is comedy gold
COUNTRY ROADS
Mat_Tea TAKE ME HOOOOOME!!!!
Tom Paterson I'm dying and I'm only 1:30 in
MERLIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if there are any of these games where there isn't actually a monster and the dev just trolls you into walking around aimlessly.
"There are rumors of a horrifying creature stalking a small town. An elite team is dispatched to investigate. After many days of fruitless meandering, they eventually give up. Turns out they were just rumors."
Salad Dodger Or the game will have a well controlled murderer who uses the rumours to pull in fresh targets. The game could have near instant death by guns or knives and the AI could look the same as your characters unless you look closely (there being bloody marks on him or something like that). Of course being a person they'd be smart and avoid the normal trapping methods as well as cameras and not be drawn in by bait. Also they'd raid your base if you leave it undefended. Oh and obviously for this game to work name markers would have to be absent.
Obviously I'm thinking too big here as doing all of this would take effort, and these games are just cheap ripoffs.
I love that none of them were actually killed by the goatman but still died somehow
Can we get a "Trumpet Tom" and "Goat Horn Smiffy" meme video?
*Staring suggestively to ThatMadCat*
I bet he's already on it.
Chris M she*
MrGreenbottleblue It?
Chris M Zer?
A Nigerian Taxi Driver is zer still safe to say?
When trott started singing country road after he stood on the mine i couldnt stop laughing
In the year 2019, the military sent a team of three top field agents to investigate a series of murders in the Midwestern wilderness
They proceeded to kill themselves on landmines
Was this a case of supreme incompetence, or perhaps the sinister machinations of the Goatman?
Find out on this episode of Unsolved Mysteries
Its a clone of that bigfoot game that was a clone of the rake game. This is some battle royale level Inception shit.
1:14 "Alright boys, you'll see i've put some mines out."
*Trott almost immediately steps on one.*
THE HORN! Dongor calls for aid!
>Aragorn hears horn blowing in the distance
"Oh shit
Hat Films found the Goatman"
0:49 nice scope
I love how the "Dragunov" is just an AK with a scope on it
The goatman sounds like hes fun at parties.
Kyle Li You're everywhere.
This video reminds me of that old saying, "Like moths to a landmine."
There are L I T E R A L L Y ICONS to mark the MI NE S
7:37 I don't think that's how flare guns work
I love imagining what the other members of the Yogscast that are in-house are thinking when they hear you through the walls, as well as when your sounds get into their videos and streams.
Ross, no! That jingle has scarred me for life. Why did you have to hug the sides like that?
This intro is why I cant watch Hatfilms through my speakers
The beacon is lit! Goatdor calls for our aid!
8:52 Smith's lizard love blooms on the battlefield.
I need more of this!
That horn of Gondor attempt by Smith was pretty good. The office must love that horn.
8:18 smiffy getting scared by a guy with shades just broke me so much
My girlfriend's dad looks like Smiffy had a love child with Fred Flintstone and it's literally the best thing I've seen in my life
TheAlrightGatsby so now you have dumped your girlfriend for her father am i right?
well he grounded me after he figured out I said that so I can never forgive him
TheAlrightGatsby wait he grounded u? Htf does that work... Im actually concerned
My girlfriend looks like smiffy
at 12:41 you can see trott looking at the bottom right corner of his monitor towards the mine - then turns and deliberatly walks in to it
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, the entire scene of The Goatman appearing and the clusterfuck that followed, ending with Trott stepping on Smith's mine again was the funniest shit
This is exactly how it would happen in real life. Smiffy would be alive last for sure.
Sam Scott I mean if his time in the TA taught him anything, it’s placing mines and hunting Goatmen.
Even though it had a decent amount of features it felt very underwhelming
NootNoot! Yeah is this made by the same people who made that bigfoot game or is one of them just horribly unoriginal?
It's all exactly the same game by the exact same people, with every newer game having slightly more features than the previous one.
It's got features but needs some serious refinement
Bigfoot felt waaaay better and scarier than this.
I'm gonna be recommended the Buzzfeed Unsolved video about this goat man for the next two years after watching this.
That Kingsmen 2 reference at the start. Beautiful, Trott.
Someone needs to make a playlist of all the video’s they made it into after this video!
I need more of this, just like I wanted way more Big Foot
I love when the boiks dip their toes in horror.
A few boiks playing with their horns whilst fucking about in the woods. Now THIS is the quality content i subbed for
After the song they sung two minutes in, i knew a game i wanted them to play. Fallout 76, its multiplayer, has stuff, and opportunities for them to yell and most importantly, DOG FIGHTS!
bois do more of this. love watching you hunt down rare creatures.
Solution to landmine accidents - AlphaGel Gel Packs! Just wrap up that mangled Scrotty body in a jumbo pack and hey presto! A living mass of Scrotty bits begging to die while also singing John Denver's Country Roads.
I actually kind of want to see more of this.
1:40 - That Kingsmen 2 reference xD
James Baxter Trott should've brought his ice spray along.
Nice album
It can rain inside the church, but you can't place high grade explosives inside the church? That's the sort of world I don't want to live in.
God has very esoteric rules.
It’s raining inside the church because someone nicked the lead off the roof. The vicar put a ban on explosives until they get the roof fixed.
I'd love to see more of this.
I hope you guys keep playing this game until you capture/kill the goatman.
Trott blowing up reminds me so much of the director in Tropic Thunder
very funny, trott and the landmines was hilarious
The Kingsman reference absolutely killed me! 😂😂😂
the intro triggered my PTSD. i thought i had recovered from the goatsee
Trott tropic thundered himself
I really enjoyed this guys, thank you
Stepping on Landmines: the game
Trott’s Kingsman reference was appreciated
This makes me so happy.
It must be interesting working in an office next to hat films
12:53 ladies and gentlemen these are the faces of Brits finest.
Goatman
Aaa-aaah!
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
I wanna create a game like this, but the catch is: there is no mystical enemy, just creepy sounds and lens flares like in real life.
I appreciate Smith saying "It's coming right for us!"
I wish they'd play more Bigfoot
Kingsman reference was golden
Fun Fact: back in ancient times, butchers would cut the tough area of skin from around a goat's eye socket for people to use as cock rings. apparently they work pretty well and are still being produced!
How do you discover that?
@@dylanhodgson7605 I made it up. Any correlation to historical fact is purely coincidence
the horn of gondor calls for aid as the goat's have decided to invade
I wonder why they would set "change VIEW" to 'V'...we'll never know
Trotts scream made me laugh so hard😂
this sub genre of horror has so much potential but they never seem to take advantage of it
I demand Hat Films be included in the next Unsolved: Supernatural video
It’s what smithy did to trott in RUST. He blew Trott up all the time. They are so inept. It’s hilarious
Who else smashed the like button within seconds just for that hilarious jingle intro? 🤣 ❤
Smiffy sprayed the mines with trout pheromones instead of goat pheromones
Lmao the kings man reference at the start killed me
Sound the mines, the hats are near
Please make more of these
That horn sounds like it was taken from Ross's hornwall
I have never laughed harder in the opening 2 mins then this video
Plz make more of this
All that screaming....sounded like someone was stepping on some wildly sarcastic parrots. :b
finding bigfoot with more budget but with less budget
"You're addicted to Goatsy, it's not your fault!"
Goatman, a-a-ah
Fighter of the Mine man
Well that intro was the funniest yet...
Love it! More please!
With the amount of ammo and ordinance you get in this game it feels like fucking Ghost Recon, not a goatman hunting game. Like these guys are kitted like proper military. Much prefer the Bigfoot game and Rake game.
they are severely over estimating the abilities of that blue pick up
How did they know I'm addicted to Goatse?!
Unfortunately, I can attest to there being many more images of Goatse than that famous one...
This was so good!
Eyyyy. Goatman’s from my state I think.
Ahahahaahahahahahahaha trott blowing up was hilarious.
Man this game doesn't even use any of the interesting lore surrounding the Goatman, it just makes it into another Scary Monster What Eats You. Unfortunate.
ikr, I can't wait for wendigo to show up in one of these next, totally indistinguishable from a bigfoot.
Endrizal Svensonsonson There's lore about the Goatman? I just thought it was a generic monster they made up for this.
I would like to recommend "The Bottoms" by Joe R. Lansdale to anybody who wants to read a proper scary story that both subverts, and does justice to, the Goatman.
The goatman cometh
That isn’t just any goat man, it’s Satan!
12:46 is the best bit lol :')
Fuck sake the bear scared the shit outta me
that fucking Bear made me jump
Trott, is he daft or is he dangerous?
Well lads, have the goats stopped screaming?
That goatman looks like hes from an older doom game lol
6:00 reminds me of Call of Duty on the Wii
fuckin Realplayer....
Remember that Windows Media Player in XP and that David Byrne song?
I'm breathin iiiiin I'm breathin ooouuut OOHHHEOHHHH
GET THE GOATMAN!!!