"There are rumors of a horrifying creature stalking a small town. An elite team is dispatched to investigate. After many days of fruitless meandering, they eventually give up. Turns out they were just rumors."
Salad Dodger Or the game will have a well controlled murderer who uses the rumours to pull in fresh targets. The game could have near instant death by guns or knives and the AI could look the same as your characters unless you look closely (there being bloody marks on him or something like that). Of course being a person they'd be smart and avoid the normal trapping methods as well as cameras and not be drawn in by bait. Also they'd raid your base if you leave it undefended. Oh and obviously for this game to work name markers would have to be absent. Obviously I'm thinking too big here as doing all of this would take effort, and these games are just cheap ripoffs.
In the year 2019, the military sent a team of three top field agents to investigate a series of murders in the Midwestern wilderness They proceeded to kill themselves on landmines Was this a case of supreme incompetence, or perhaps the sinister machinations of the Goatman? Find out on this episode of Unsolved Mysteries
I love imagining what the other members of the Yogscast that are in-house are thinking when they hear you through the walls, as well as when your sounds get into their videos and streams.
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, the entire scene of The Goatman appearing and the clusterfuck that followed, ending with Trott stepping on Smith's mine again was the funniest shit
Solution to landmine accidents - AlphaGel Gel Packs! Just wrap up that mangled Scrotty body in a jumbo pack and hey presto! A living mass of Scrotty bits begging to die while also singing John Denver's Country Roads.
After the song they sung two minutes in, i knew a game i wanted them to play. Fallout 76, its multiplayer, has stuff, and opportunities for them to yell and most importantly, DOG FIGHTS!
Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads All my memories, gather round her Modest lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away Driving down the road I get a feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia Mountain mamma, take me home Country roads Take me home, down country roads Take me home, down country roads
Fun Fact: back in ancient times, butchers would cut the tough area of skin from around a goat's eye socket for people to use as cock rings. apparently they work pretty well and are still being produced!
Smith "watch out for the mines" *trott immediately blows up* ahaha
Trott blowing up at the start is comedy gold
COUNTRY ROADS
Mat_Tea TAKE ME HOOOOOME!!!!
Tom Paterson I'm dying and I'm only 1:30 in
MERLIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if there are any of these games where there isn't actually a monster and the dev just trolls you into walking around aimlessly.
"There are rumors of a horrifying creature stalking a small town. An elite team is dispatched to investigate. After many days of fruitless meandering, they eventually give up. Turns out they were just rumors."
Salad Dodger Or the game will have a well controlled murderer who uses the rumours to pull in fresh targets. The game could have near instant death by guns or knives and the AI could look the same as your characters unless you look closely (there being bloody marks on him or something like that). Of course being a person they'd be smart and avoid the normal trapping methods as well as cameras and not be drawn in by bait. Also they'd raid your base if you leave it undefended. Oh and obviously for this game to work name markers would have to be absent.
Obviously I'm thinking too big here as doing all of this would take effort, and these games are just cheap ripoffs.
When trott started singing country road after he stood on the mine i couldnt stop laughing
I love that none of them were actually killed by the goatman but still died somehow
In the year 2019, the military sent a team of three top field agents to investigate a series of murders in the Midwestern wilderness
They proceeded to kill themselves on landmines
Was this a case of supreme incompetence, or perhaps the sinister machinations of the Goatman?
Find out on this episode of Unsolved Mysteries
Its a clone of that bigfoot game that was a clone of the rake game. This is some battle royale level Inception shit.
Can we get a "Trumpet Tom" and "Goat Horn Smiffy" meme video?
*Staring suggestively to ThatMadCat*
I bet he's already on it.
Chris M she*
MrGreenbottleblue It?
Chris M Zer?
A Nigerian Taxi Driver is zer still safe to say?
THE HORN! Dongor calls for aid!
>Aragorn hears horn blowing in the distance
"Oh shit
Hat Films found the Goatman"
1:14 "Alright boys, you'll see i've put some mines out."
*Trott almost immediately steps on one.*
0:49 nice scope
7:37 I don't think that's how flare guns work
There are L I T E R A L L Y ICONS to mark the MI NE S
The goatman sounds like hes fun at parties.
Kyle Li You're everywhere.
I love how the "Dragunov" is just an AK with a scope on it
This video reminds me of that old saying, "Like moths to a landmine."
The beacon is lit! Goatdor calls for our aid!
Ross, no! That jingle has scarred me for life. Why did you have to hug the sides like that?
This intro is why I cant watch Hatfilms through my speakers
8:52 Smith's lizard love blooms on the battlefield.
I need more of this!
8:18 smiffy getting scared by a guy with shades just broke me so much
I love imagining what the other members of the Yogscast that are in-house are thinking when they hear you through the walls, as well as when your sounds get into their videos and streams.
My girlfriend's dad looks like Smiffy had a love child with Fred Flintstone and it's literally the best thing I've seen in my life
TheAlrightGatsby so now you have dumped your girlfriend for her father am i right?
well he grounded me after he figured out I said that so I can never forgive him
TheAlrightGatsby wait he grounded u? Htf does that work... Im actually concerned
My girlfriend looks like smiffy
I love when the boiks dip their toes in horror.
This is exactly how it would happen in real life. Smiffy would be alive last for sure.
Sam Scott I mean if his time in the TA taught him anything, it’s placing mines and hunting Goatmen.
at 12:41 you can see trott looking at the bottom right corner of his monitor towards the mine - then turns and deliberatly walks in to it
Even though it had a decent amount of features it felt very underwhelming
NootNoot! Yeah is this made by the same people who made that bigfoot game or is one of them just horribly unoriginal?
It's all exactly the same game by the exact same people, with every newer game having slightly more features than the previous one.
It's got features but needs some serious refinement
Bigfoot felt waaaay better and scarier than this.
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, the entire scene of The Goatman appearing and the clusterfuck that followed, ending with Trott stepping on Smith's mine again was the funniest shit
That horn of Gondor attempt by Smith was pretty good. The office must love that horn.
That Kingsmen 2 reference at the start. Beautiful, Trott.
Solution to landmine accidents - AlphaGel Gel Packs! Just wrap up that mangled Scrotty body in a jumbo pack and hey presto! A living mass of Scrotty bits begging to die while also singing John Denver's Country Roads.
A few boiks playing with their horns whilst fucking about in the woods. Now THIS is the quality content i subbed for
1:40 - That Kingsmen 2 reference xD
James Baxter Trott should've brought his ice spray along.
Nice album
Someone needs to make a playlist of all the video’s they made it into after this video!
Stepping on Landmines: the game
I'd love to see more of this.
Trott tropic thundered himself
The Kingsman reference absolutely killed me! 😂😂😂
After the song they sung two minutes in, i knew a game i wanted them to play. Fallout 76, its multiplayer, has stuff, and opportunities for them to yell and most importantly, DOG FIGHTS!
Trott’s Kingsman reference was appreciated
Goatman
Aaa-aaah!
Trott blowing up reminds me so much of the director in Tropic Thunder
I wish they'd play more Bigfoot
12:53 ladies and gentlemen these are the faces of Brits finest.
very funny, trott and the landmines was hilarious
I need more of this, just like I wanted way more Big Foot
I'm gonna be recommended the Buzzfeed Unsolved video about this goat man for the next two years after watching this.
the intro triggered my PTSD. i thought i had recovered from the goatsee
bois do more of this. love watching you hunt down rare creatures.
I hope you guys keep playing this game until you capture/kill the goatman.
I actually kind of want to see more of this.
It can rain inside the church, but you can't place high grade explosives inside the church? That's the sort of world I don't want to live in.
God has very esoteric rules.
It’s raining inside the church because someone nicked the lead off the roof. The vicar put a ban on explosives until they get the roof fixed.
This makes me so happy.
It must be interesting working in an office next to hat films
I really enjoyed this guys, thank you
Kingsman reference was golden
Trotts scream made me laugh so hard😂
I appreciate Smith saying "It's coming right for us!"
Sound the mines, the hats are near
I wonder why they would set "change VIEW" to 'V'...we'll never know
Lmao the kings man reference at the start killed me
Smiffy sprayed the mines with trout pheromones instead of goat pheromones
the horn of gondor calls for aid as the goat's have decided to invade
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
I wanna create a game like this, but the catch is: there is no mystical enemy, just creepy sounds and lens flares like in real life.
finding bigfoot with more budget but with less budget
That horn sounds like it was taken from Ross's hornwall
It’s what smithy did to trott in RUST. He blew Trott up all the time. They are so inept. It’s hilarious
Fun Fact: back in ancient times, butchers would cut the tough area of skin from around a goat's eye socket for people to use as cock rings. apparently they work pretty well and are still being produced!
How do you discover that?
@@dylanhodgson7605 I made it up. Any correlation to historical fact is purely coincidence
All that screaming....sounded like someone was stepping on some wildly sarcastic parrots. :b
Please make more of these
this sub genre of horror has so much potential but they never seem to take advantage of it
Plz make more of this
I have never laughed harder in the opening 2 mins then this video
Well that intro was the funniest yet...
I demand Hat Films be included in the next Unsolved: Supernatural video
"You're addicted to Goatsy, it's not your fault!"
they are severely over estimating the abilities of that blue pick up
Goatman, a-a-ah
Fighter of the Mine man
That isn’t just any goat man, it’s Satan!
How did they know I'm addicted to Goatse?!
Who else smashed the like button within seconds just for that hilarious jingle intro? 🤣 ❤
Love it! More please!
Fuck sake the bear scared the shit outta me
This was so good!
Ahahahaahahahahahahaha trott blowing up was hilarious.
Eyyyy. Goatman’s from my state I think.
Well lads, have the goats stopped screaming?
That goatman looks like hes from an older doom game lol
Trott, is he daft or is he dangerous?
12:46 is the best bit lol :')
Big, dirty stinkin' bear
Dirty, stinkin' bear
Unfortunately, I can attest to there being many more images of Goatse than that famous one...
fuckin Realplayer....
Remember that Windows Media Player in XP and that David Byrne song?
I'm breathin iiiiin I'm breathin ooouuut OOHHHEOHHHH
6:00 reminds me of Call of Duty on the Wii
Have you sheen
da bearsh?
that fucking Bear made me jump
Play Finding Bigfoot again!
Warned you about mines bro, I told you dogg