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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  Месяц назад +44

    Pre-Order the "GROW UP" T-shirt here: bigoxtees.com/products/grow-up-tee-preorder-limited-run

    • @sara-marieulsundstiksrud8956
      @sara-marieulsundstiksrud8956 Месяц назад +1

      Will there be an extra fee on international shipping?

    • @Jessesgirl0307
      @Jessesgirl0307 Месяц назад +2

      Are you spying on us lazy laundry people?😂 It's going to take me all day to get that laundry done. I have a puppy I have to play with🤣🤣

    • @rb3425
      @rb3425 Месяц назад +1

      Are you related to Deev? He looks like your brother.

    • @RoccoDiricox8
      @RoccoDiricox8 Месяц назад +2

      God bless all the Republicans voting blue this November. 💙

    • @roccodirico9737
      @roccodirico9737 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@RoccoDiricox8
      Dear Mr.Goblin goblineus,
      How come you're not using your original username and are using a variation of my username?
      Why are you hiding behind my username?

  • @333coyotel
    @333coyotel Месяц назад +363

    The difference between a right and a left tampon is the left tampon has a name . . . Tim !!! 😁😀

    • @ShockedSquirrelhere
      @ShockedSquirrelhere Месяц назад +12

      Oh no😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EstOn1999
      @EstOn1999 Месяц назад +12

      😂😂😂 nice

    • @SylviaCovington-g1i
      @SylviaCovington-g1i Месяц назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 Месяц назад +12

      I came down to the comments looking for this one and lo! here it is! Great minds think alike.

    • @c.j.l.763
      @c.j.l.763 Месяц назад +11

      high five

  • @Animal666TNOTB
    @Animal666TNOTB Месяц назад +110

    As a guy from the UK, when my elder brother came back from watching Easy Rider he was stoked by how you could be so free in US. I had yo wait until i was 16 ( UK law) until i could see it. I yearned for that life for MANY years.
    I bought a house, i spent years renovating it, sold it for a huge profit, moved to the States & spent 2 years there. I never asked the state for a dime, kept my nose clean & everything was great.
    Something happened happened my side of the Pond so i had to go home.
    What i took away from my time living with you ( bikers or not) is you are a very nice breed of people.
    The ONLY people that have ruined ( & it IS ruined) your country is politicians.
    Think hard next time you vote.
    PLEASE.

    • @RIDETHESUNSHINE
      @RIDETHESUNSHINE Месяц назад

      “Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide. When once this initial and final sentence is understood, everything about liberalism - the beliefs, emotions and values associated with it, the nature of its enchantment, its practical record, its future - falls into place.” ― James Burnham, Suicide of the West:
      What would 𝐒𝐢𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥 do? Then do that!
      If there ever was a time for Native Europeans to form a "Band of Brothers", the 2 best times were 40 years ago, and TODAY! No-one in the EU system will fix the system which are already being controlled by the system! You need a person of the people. Poland 1969 comes to mind. God Help You All! Stay Strong, Will.

    • @selinee13
      @selinee13 Месяц назад

      The votes don’t matter anywhere in this world. The elites aka satanist will put who they worship into any political place..: it’s all a stage. All governments are evil.

    • @misshavisham1287
      @misshavisham1287 Месяц назад

      thought about it and I decided not to vote at all. Either way, we're screwed.

    • @redarcher1416
      @redarcher1416 Месяц назад +13

      @@misshavisham1287 I'm voting along with all my friends. I'm looking forward to a guy who worked at MacDonald for 15 minutes today vs a clueless gal who lied about working at MacDonald who can find anyone who saw her working there.

    • @LoriDRBlake
      @LoriDRBlake Месяц назад +4

      @@misshavisham1287just vote. While you still can.

  • @Tsunami_Acura
    @Tsunami_Acura Месяц назад +128

    Commercial electrician here (journeyman) the answer to your question is a resounding no, green energy is not nearly as efficient and renewable as they market it to be. It has very little output and the materials used to produce power are extremely toxic and are constantly needing repairs. That field of energy is in absolute infancy and needs decades of research and development. Also, to anyone who may be wondering whether or not I have worked on such applications, the answer is yes. I have in fact worked on photovoltaic power (solar) in both commercial and industrial settings.

    • @blairsy7836
      @blairsy7836 Месяц назад

      Absolutely correct. Green energy is a scam.

    • @dougiedorite8296
      @dougiedorite8296 Месяц назад +2

      Just as soon as they run steel plants and foundries on solar,
      then I'm all in. SOoo, don't hold yer breath.

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 Месяц назад

      They tout the wrong benefit. The main positive aspect is that the "fuel" is free. Residential rooftop solar gives you a two-fer as it can supply quite a lot (75% in my own case) of your power AND shade your roof, keeping heat from soaking through your roof into your home. Parking lot solar sheds are also a two-fer as they provide power to the adjacent building(s) AND keep your car from getting hot (reducing the need to waste gas to cool your car). Commercial-scale solar is comparatively weak. We absolutely need a diverse generation base.

  • @TheNitroG1
    @TheNitroG1 Месяц назад +9

    7:19 as a former truck driver I assure you, there isn't just one story of this happening. Most shippers have at least one story of a trucker attempting to leave while someone who was loading or unloading it was still in the back. Miscommunication is generally to blame, often times it's actually the person loading that messed up by being in a trailer after the driver had been signaled to pull away. Any decent shipper these days has dock locks that help prevent the truck from pulling away as well as several procedures to prevent this problem. Some go a little overboard, for example I have been asked to shut the truck off and hand in my keys, or even asked to wait in a waiting room the whole time.
    That may not sound like much of an issue, but to a truck driver you may need to take that time for a nap, just because you have a dock doesn't mean you are getting loaded right away. Depending on what you are picking up it isn't uncommon to sit in a dock for hours. But a truck driver should be pulling away from the dock far enough to close the doors before they go anywhere. I never pulled away from a dock before I at least verified they didn't leave a bunch of trash like broken pallets in there.

  • @jaimejones3177
    @jaimejones3177 Месяц назад +10

    The craziest part of town hall meeting with ppl reading parts of these vile books isn't that they're censored... its when they announce that they can't read them because CHILDREN ARE PRESENT.

  • @Richie-Rich855
    @Richie-Rich855 Месяц назад +195

    9:38. Trump's best line this week. He's not worried about "white men for Kamala" as their wives and their lovers are voting Trump.

    • @ryanedwards4153
      @ryanedwards4153 Месяц назад +6

      2nd best line was to Chuck, "Don't worry, your party's so woke that if Kamala loses you can still become the first woman president"!! lol

    • @kenboughton9252
      @kenboughton9252 Месяц назад

      I'm 70, the white chick joke is old.

  • @Walter-wo5sz
    @Walter-wo5sz Месяц назад +300

    Next time a cop pulls me over I'm saying I grew up in a middle class family.

    • @Lawlzinator
      @Lawlzinator Месяц назад +18

      Might work better than pulling the sovereign citizen card

    • @dianel4389
      @dianel4389 Месяц назад +5

      😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Месяц назад +13

      Tell the cop you made your collard greens in the bathtub, too. Oh, &
      *_Just say NO to HARRI/BALZ_* 👍🇺🇲👍

    • @RCCRAWL-q7g
      @RCCRAWL-q7g Месяц назад +11

      "Officer, Listen. I grew up in a middle class family. So the class we were in, was right in the middle. Could you imagine your families class being labeled middle?"

    • @slowb15
      @slowb15 Месяц назад +11

      you will want to follow that line up with a cackle and clap for yourself. that really sells it

  • @welcometothejungle3222
    @welcometothejungle3222 Месяц назад +426

    Jokes on you, bro. No punishment for me. I don't have laundry to fold...cuz I have a giant pile that still needs to be washed.

    • @Fletcher-Boy
      @Fletcher-Boy Месяц назад +20

      dang you….so do I

    • @welcometothejungle3222
      @welcometothejungle3222 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Fletcher-Boy😂

    • @Skewrz
      @Skewrz Месяц назад +13

      An easy way to avoid the punishments is to not like the video until the end, so it doesn't apply until after the video.

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 Месяц назад +5

      Damn I just did my laundry last night and got a pile sitting to be done 😔

    • @everettcousland
      @everettcousland Месяц назад +8

      I was just about to ask if there was another punishment. I never do them, but not being able to not do them is messing with me.

  • @Thattampalady
    @Thattampalady Месяц назад +11

    God bless your lineman friends!!!! Love, Florida.

  • @phiddlehead
    @phiddlehead Месяц назад +11

    All done. Laundry put away, socks paired -- before watching. I get to laugh as much as i want!

  • @zenpowersgaming5511
    @zenpowersgaming5511 Месяц назад +278

    Electrician of over 20 years here. Green energy is completely inefficient and all you are doing is charging batteries that you will HOPE have enough energy to power your house when it's all said and done. Green energy, such as wind turbines etc. are only good for the supplementation of energy and cannot actually POWER much of anything for very long at all. It's a HUGE joke. The best, most efficient form of energy, is nuclear. Plain and simple.

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 Месяц назад +24

      I approve of this message 😂 facts

    • @wkotcher
      @wkotcher Месяц назад

      While I respect your experience as an electrician, there are a lot of different fields that contribute to understanding energy efficiency, and many experts agree that green energy is improving rapidly

    • @Space_Debris
      @Space_Debris Месяц назад

      Wind and solar 'energy' are a scam to keep the CCP profitable selling slave made garbage.

    • @Toaster81
      @Toaster81 Месяц назад +31

      ​@@wkotcherthese experts have their labs where conditions are perfect. In the everyday implementation & application the technology isn't anywhere close to being viable. I work for a solar contractor & have been in the electrical field over 20yrs & 10 of those as a journeyman. Clean energy has its uses but it's a long way off from being the main source

    • @wkotcher
      @wkotcher Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Toaster81Very true, but the rate of progress has been increasing quickly. Solar energy costs have dropped by nearly 90% in the last decade, and renewable energy accounted for almost 30% of global electricity generation in 2020. It’s still a ways off, but things are moving fast!

  • @billd4450
    @billd4450 Месяц назад +134

    Working for the power company, I watched them permanently shut down a power plant because the water coming out had too much mercury. The water coming in had 10x more mercury than what was coming out.

    • @angrymandalorian8496
      @angrymandalorian8496 Месяц назад +25

      That’s our government at work for ya 😂

    • @breauxdose
      @breauxdose Месяц назад +2

      Wow

    • @LCinc707
      @LCinc707 Месяц назад +2

      Thank you.

    • @FiestyPatriot
      @FiestyPatriot Месяц назад +3

      Is it better for you to have filtered well water?? I hope so!

    • @lizhowerton895
      @lizhowerton895 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@angrymandalorian8496leave off the emogi. Its annoying to see that fkn emogi when aint a damn thing funny.

  • @iliveinreality-kq1is
    @iliveinreality-kq1is Месяц назад +99

    That chicken nugget costume was terrifying.

    • @Butterflee13
      @Butterflee13 Месяц назад +10

      I thought it looked like something from Silent Hill

    • @VicusUtrecht
      @VicusUtrecht Месяц назад +3

      Totally cursed

  • @1Electricman
    @1Electricman Месяц назад +6

    Electrician - Decentralising the supply is a great idea. Batteries to compensate for peak power demands and recharge at off-peak periods. Hot summer days when the grid is working at maximum because copper cables does not like the heat. It's great when the consumer is using solar and reducing the demand on those overhead lines and transformers. Also, it reduces the chances of fires because of the aging infrastructure.

  • @robertparham5055
    @robertparham5055 Месяц назад +2

    The forklift operator sign is necessary! Plus other safety practices. At a plastics company I worked at, I was standing adjacent to our loading dock when a truck pulled away while our forklift driver had two wheels in the truck and the back was on the dock. The forklift tumbled down off of the dock with a mighty crash. Somehow our driver leaped off of the forklift when he realized the truck was leaving. It was a near-death experience.

  • @kirkclements4893
    @kirkclements4893 Месяц назад +60

    And a Mr. Flintstone was directing those dinosaurs from his seat on his brontosaur - LOL

  • @Shozb0t
    @Shozb0t Месяц назад +134

    I work for a power company (relay technician). But you don’t need to be an expert to see that solar panels don’t work at night.

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 Месяц назад

      lol

    • @Joesmoothdog
      @Joesmoothdog Месяц назад +19

      Try to convince a Kamala voter

    • @bjbrown
      @bjbrown Месяц назад +4

      Neither do I.

    • @kevmac1230
      @kevmac1230 Месяц назад +10

      I don't think they reach their peak on overcast days either. And windmills don't do good on calm days.

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Месяц назад +7

      And snow stops the solar panels.
      and too much dust ...

  • @ShockedSquirrelhere
    @ShockedSquirrelhere Месяц назад +45

    That junk car but no payments thing is AWESOME- except for repairs- those are a when it rains it pours moments.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Месяц назад +1

      Yup. We're at that stage

    • @LCinc707
      @LCinc707 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, but it's still cheaper to pay back the credit card for repairs than a car loan now.

  • @ServeGod1st
    @ServeGod1st Месяц назад +28

    Back in the day we all learned to spell B O L O G N A from the Oscar Myer commercials 🤣🤣🤣

    • @garyboyles5762
      @garyboyles5762 Месяц назад

      Much like learning how to spell Beautiful from Bruce Almighty.

    • @ameliashostak4764
      @ameliashostak4764 Месяц назад

      hold the phone, I thought it was M-A-Y-E-R

  • @skyeriku3194
    @skyeriku3194 Месяц назад +6

    22:13 "Is your manager supposed to get manage you?" 💀 This had me rollin 🤣

  • @kypparmstrong2775
    @kypparmstrong2775 Месяц назад +69

    I agree. If don't use enough coffee grounds all you've done is ruined a pot of water.

    • @TimothyWelty
      @TimothyWelty Месяц назад +3

      And wasted the grounds used. Just add those 2 more scoops.

    • @dkindig
      @dkindig Месяц назад +4

      I hold the pot up to a light and if I can see light, it's not strong enough...

    • @kathleenadams4978
      @kathleenadams4978 Месяц назад

      Scared water.

    • @threestans9096
      @threestans9096 Месяц назад

      Throw a scoop of instant in, i dub thee “poor mans red eye.”

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад

      @@kathleenadams4978 Burnt water

  • @danik8835
    @danik8835 Месяц назад +46

    "Mama, what's vacation?"🤣😂

  • @jimcharb4230
    @jimcharb4230 Месяц назад +64

    Tiny Tim tiptoes through the tulips with his bag of tampons for the boy's in the woods.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Месяц назад +2

      _That's_ what the L tampon's for! Ewwww
      *_Just say NO to HARRI/BALZ_* 👍🇺🇲👍

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Месяц назад

      Maybe he's carrying them for Miss Vicky?

    • @edwardcook5282
      @edwardcook5282 Месяц назад

      Tiny Tims Tampons brings all the freaks to the yard

  • @Freak-Of-Art
    @Freak-Of-Art Месяц назад +4

    I don't appreciate being called out in such a manner about my clean laundry pile!!! 😄🤣

  • @danielsteward5090
    @danielsteward5090 Месяц назад +20

    True Story. An Elementary school library is not the place for hard core gay porno novels. Period. We are not banning the mess, we just don't want our kids seeing it. I don't want to see it, I don't want my kids seeing it.

  • @mjw3877
    @mjw3877 Месяц назад +75

    The „campaign“ in the 1930 in germany was called „power through joy“.

    • @harrylongabaugh7402
      @harrylongabaugh7402 Месяц назад +18

      The Nazis also banned firearms " for the safety of the children."

    • @swampcritterisbackbaby1740
      @swampcritterisbackbaby1740 Месяц назад

      @@harrylongabaugh7402 Yeah, they also banned cheese pizza, snuff corn and gnikciffart of women and children.

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Месяц назад

      ​@@harrylongabaugh7402And they tried to end multiculturalism, for the safety of the West, but our governments failed to heed the many warnings, and now we're doomed. But least we have 'diversity' and 'inclusion' whilst we burn, right?

    • @MeetJoeBlack55
      @MeetJoeBlack55 Месяц назад

      Kraft durch Freude ... Strength through Joy ...... dumbass Dems.

    • @svovy5358
      @svovy5358 Месяц назад +1

      They also capped rent at 1/4 of income

  • @HickabillyTim
    @HickabillyTim Месяц назад +55

    I have my music up loud while driving alone in my truck, the main reason is I don't want to hear myself sing along. Noone should have to hear that.😂

    • @stevewhite3424
      @stevewhite3424 Месяц назад +6

      Same as me on my bike. I'm performing a public service
      You're welcome. 😊😊

  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk Месяц назад +34

    God bless America!!!

    • @PoliticalDiscourse-f7m
      @PoliticalDiscourse-f7m Месяц назад +1

      And no place else

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Месяц назад

      The US is the birthplace of globalisation and 'multiculturalism' that has infected the West. Third-world 'people' equal third-world countries, so, too late.

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Месяц назад +8

    16:07 Buh-duh TING!! That's hilarious! 😂😂
    It's "light" and "regular."
    There's also "super" and "super plus," all referring to how heavy the flow is.

    • @wilfreddv
      @wilfreddv Месяц назад +2

      Is there an E for Even Flow?

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Месяц назад +2

      @@wilfreddv - 😂😂 ....thoughts arrive like butterflies!
      Now there's a favorite blast from the past! ❤️❤️

  • @bapi6643
    @bapi6643 Месяц назад +10

    1969: born to be wild
    2024: born to be woke

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 Месяц назад +53

    5:55 If you can see through your coffee, it's not coffee----IT'S TEA!

    • @tedthesailor172
      @tedthesailor172 Месяц назад +1

      It sure isn't MY tea...

    • @HankD13
      @HankD13 Месяц назад +3

      @@tedthesailor172 Not MY tea! (a Brit).

    • @arniedee7251
      @arniedee7251 Месяц назад +2

      Exactly, to the letter, what I came here to say.

    • @Stacey505
      @Stacey505 Месяц назад +2

      ​@arniedee7251 that's what I said 😊

    • @watchmanknowledge4345
      @watchmanknowledge4345 Месяц назад

      Transparent coffee is only acceptable if it was made with fresh ground whole bean.

  • @michaelchauvin7219
    @michaelchauvin7219 Месяц назад +63

    Plot twist:
    The dinosaurs were killed off because of their crippling credit card and student loan debt.

    • @Pa-we1lw
      @Pa-we1lw Месяц назад

      Or maybe their government forced them to eat nothing but bugs.

  • @high-pov2670
    @high-pov2670 Месяц назад +60

    All my clothes are folded, my socks are matched and my underwear is folded, too. Your punishment doesn't scare me.

    • @neomonk5668
      @neomonk5668 Месяц назад +3

      Nice! But your tidiness scares us. 😂
      Peace

    • @Bonnie-hk7ev
      @Bonnie-hk7ev Месяц назад +2

      Gay?

    • @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31
      @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31 Месяц назад +1

      Get some counseling

    • @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31
      @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Bonnie-hk7evgotta be

    • @dkindig
      @dkindig Месяц назад +3

      That's why he added that if it's all done you have to dump your top drawer and re-do it.

  • @Sivartius
    @Sivartius Месяц назад +3

    When I worked at McDonanlds there was a policy of how many sauces you were allowed to give with nuggets & chicken strips, and I once saw another employee being lectured for giving too many

  • @ElsaLouiseSinger
    @ElsaLouiseSinger Месяц назад +8

    Whenever Dez says "you know what I'm talking about?" and Meagan doesn't put an image on the screen, Imma assume she doesn't know lol 😂😂😂

  • @dmc3489
    @dmc3489 Месяц назад +33

    WTF are you doing in my house? Spying on me? BRB, gotta do some chores

  • @Mark-jp9dz
    @Mark-jp9dz Месяц назад +83

    Your first meme with the toilet paper, would not work in a house with cats!

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 Месяц назад +14

    Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Месяц назад +11

    7:03 Facts. My son visited New York last year and said it smelled like garbage and pee. After landing back home in Washington, he said he never realized how fresh, sweet and clear the air in Washington smelled.

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Месяц назад

      Give it a few years and the rest of the nation will smell like dog shit and cat piss. Third-world 'people' equal third-world countries.

    • @dougiedorite8296
      @dougiedorite8296 Месяц назад

      New York CITY is kind of like a smelly ''cat box'' ,
      compared to the rest of the state.

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Месяц назад

      @@dougiedorite8296 Of course it is, third-world 'people' equal third-world countries.

  • @Loki1815
    @Loki1815 Месяц назад +3

    I lost straight away laughing my head off at that "Merch"!

  • @jerrycramer8476
    @jerrycramer8476 Месяц назад +105

    I'm an inside wireman working at the Panasonic battery plant in DeSoto KS and no one here wants an electric car and once Trump is elected they will probably shut the place down.

    • @LCinc707
      @LCinc707 Месяц назад +4

      Nah, they'll keep it. Musk is his buddy now .😂

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider Месяц назад +5

      @@LCinc707 It's actually worse for the environment to have electric cars. The lithium mining alone is atrocious.

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 Месяц назад +1

      @@BrokensoulRider total bullshit

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 Месяц назад

      @@BrokensoulRiderno it’s not. Batteries can be recycled infinitely.

    • @LoriDRBlake
      @LoriDRBlake Месяц назад

      @@xploration1437na, they have a reduced return on usage. Everything is subject to entropy

  • @patricianelson8
    @patricianelson8 Месяц назад +33

    Hahaha. The tampon one...L is for large, and R is for regular flow days. Yes, it's a thing.

    • @MykeLewisMusic
      @MykeLewisMusic Месяц назад +4

      That is the grossest knowledge I have ever acquired on the internet.

    • @mikehodges3609
      @mikehodges3609 Месяц назад

      10-4 on you having a great big cooch.

    • @jayeclements6452
      @jayeclements6452 Месяц назад +26

      @@MykeLewisMusic It's also wrong. It's L = Light and R = Regular. If this is genuinely "the grossest knowledge you have ever acquired on the internet......" you haven't been around the internet for very long!

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад +5

      I'm a girl but I don't use tampons so I had no idea either 😂

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. Месяц назад +4

      @@גקדןרקlol the first time I saw that meme I was the same. I never used tampons ever since being explained toxic shock

  • @laurapayne8177
    @laurapayne8177 Месяц назад +48

    Everyone over 50 knows how to spell Bologna, due to the Oscar meyer song

  • @jaeladarlingtrailers
    @jaeladarlingtrailers Месяц назад +2

    Left and Right tampons! 😆😆😆 Pretty sure that's "Light" and "Regular". They really need some U ("Ultra") for us heavy hitters. 😜

    • @lesliethegal4339
      @lesliethegal4339 Месяц назад

      I came here to see how who would offer the correct info....

  • @stephenthomas1492
    @stephenthomas1492 Месяц назад +1

    "They need to be at least a 1000 feet apart, which is a lot". Wise words there, sir.

  • @208cindygirl
    @208cindygirl Месяц назад +136

    "My baloney has a first name; it's O-s-c-a-r; My baloney has a second name, it's M-a-y-e-r. I love to eat it every day, and, if you ask me why I'll say-y-y-y, Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A !!!!" Now, HOW are we pronouncing BALONEY?

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 Месяц назад

      blast from the past!!!

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 Месяц назад +17

      That brought back memories I hadn't thought of in years. Lol. I thank you for sharing that.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Месяц назад +22

      Phoney-baloney is pronounced Kamala Harris.
      *_Just say NO to HARRI/BALZ_* 👍🇺🇲👍

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Месяц назад +14

      I've actually seen the Weiner mobile twice!

    • @michaelhansen2818
      @michaelhansen2818 Месяц назад +13

      Why did I sing that in my head? 😅

  • @ItsTheRealMrMaD
    @ItsTheRealMrMaD Месяц назад +36

    Damn, I really did have a load of laundry just sitting in the dryer 🤦‍♂️

    • @Lzzeecrkrs
      @Lzzeecrkrs Месяц назад +6

      How’d he know about the laundry on the chair? Dang

    • @ItsTheRealMrMaD
      @ItsTheRealMrMaD Месяц назад +4

      @@Lzzeecrkrs imma need 6 numbers from 1-70 from Tyler

    • @Jayo2454
      @Jayo2454 Месяц назад +1

      Always

  • @lawrenceveinotte
    @lawrenceveinotte Месяц назад +12

    Here the electric company started a program to buy the extra electricity produced at homes with solar panels, not one single person did this after years of running the program.

  • @VIRGONOMICS
    @VIRGONOMICS Месяц назад +1

    When life starts to suck ( every couple of minutes sometimes) I turn to this wonderful channel full of the dumbest of the the dumb and I feel like a genius for 25 minutes .
    Thanks

  • @ArtistryBranson
    @ArtistryBranson Месяц назад

    3:15 I'm about to do the same with my large-format projector. HDMI to AV adapter and a dongle. Go, grandma! 😂

  • @djmjr77
    @djmjr77 Месяц назад +36

    I want to go over how Zed says "sauce".. 😂

    • @wile-e-coyote8371
      @wile-e-coyote8371 Месяц назад +3

      We should also address his pronunciation of the words "dude" and "Bags". 😂

    • @doloresgonzalez4745
      @doloresgonzalez4745 Месяц назад +2

      Souse

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад

      Early symptoms of brain rot

    • @VicusUtrecht
      @VicusUtrecht Месяц назад

      ​@@n4ughty_knighthe's not 12

    • @usamwhambam
      @usamwhambam Месяц назад

      I think he was souced when he nearly pronunciationed it.

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 Месяц назад +15

    I washed, folded and put my laundry away yesyerday. And, i live in Louisiana and i dont have any socks. 😅🥰😂

    • @bjbrown
      @bjbrown Месяц назад

      Who needs underwear when you live in the south, you are over 60, and spend most of your day outside. It saves those steps to the restroom, mopping the floor when you don't make it and above all, nobody knows what just happened.

  • @Fyradrake2290
    @Fyradrake2290 Месяц назад +14

    If you want to know the problem with solar: you need a lot of panels. And states have limits that even homeowners have on how big of an array they can install. In my state the max is 20,000 watt array, after that it's considered semi-commercial and it has to be inspected and fenced. A normal house here in the summer with a AC/Heat pump will peak 1.2 MW in a month of usage. Now coming into winter and the limited sunlight the input will not meet the needed storage for overnight heating. So either you have to rely on a Boiler for water circulation or supplemental power from the utility service.

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 Месяц назад

      you must have a massive house . my air is only a 2 ton works great and draws like 6 amps plus the blower on the furnace. but i got the seer 18 model

    • @Fyradrake2290
      @Fyradrake2290 Месяц назад +1

      @@ronblack7870 I have a 4.5 ton unit and it has a 21 seer for summer and a 11 for winter. And yes 2500 sq ft is a good size house. With my 32 panels have no problem during the summer. Its the winter here north of the 33 parallel that the solar just doesn't cut it.

  • @QuibieGG
    @QuibieGG Месяц назад +4

    Your punishment is so harsh today!! LOL

  • @cathysdeadgoldfish5646
    @cathysdeadgoldfish5646 Месяц назад +3

    I work for a small electric utility. We have one electric vehicle in the fleet, and it's an SUV. All the other trucks are gas or diesel. Even the forklifts run on propane, not electricity.

  • @bobrainer4008
    @bobrainer4008 Месяц назад +8

    20:10 "... that (Honeymoon) was a long time ago" Tyler going home and wondering why wifey is at the door with a bat. 😂

  • @rickdixon4662
    @rickdixon4662 Месяц назад +55

    My bologna has a first name
    It's O S C A R.
    My bologna has a second name
    It's M A Y E R.
    Oh, I love to eat it every day
    And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy
    Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
    With B O L O G N A.
    Yes, I'm that old. 😉

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 Месяц назад +4

      Jeffrey Dahmer's bologna had a first name, too.

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 Месяц назад

      This bologna has a first name,
      It's O-B-A-M-A,
      This bologna has a second name,
      It's B-I-D-E-N,
      They're on the TV every day,
      Lying with every word they say,
      Wrecking the whole economy,
      All to destroy the U-S-A.

    • @misshavisham1287
      @misshavisham1287 Месяц назад +2

      i hope whoever wrote that song got a raise. To remember it 40 years later is impressive. And im that old too

    • @rickdixon4662
      @rickdixon4662 Месяц назад +1

      @@nathanberrigan9839 LMFAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Pilvenuga
    @Pilvenuga Месяц назад +8

    Zed having a T-shirt made where he shows up in a soviet tankers helmet is a degree of "useful idiot" i find funny. Thats some good humor right there.

    • @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31
      @SALTYPUREBLOOD-31 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂.. I saw it like that at first too

    • @stephenorr3809
      @stephenorr3809 Месяц назад

      I thought it looked like he had a turbin with dreadlocks. 😂😂

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Месяц назад +4

    19:45 You're falling down on the job Meagan! TWO corrections missed!

  • @bobstupaksvegasworld4098
    @bobstupaksvegasworld4098 Месяц назад +7

    To whomever photo shopped the bags on the stolen Walmart items the guy is putting in his trunk, kudos.

  • @duhbullb
    @duhbullb Месяц назад +28

    Joke's on you Tyler, I already threw the pile of clothes onto the bed so I can sit in the chair and say "If I put it on the bed, I"ll be forcing myself to put them away before bed", before ultimately just putting them right back on the chair

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 Месяц назад +3

      Just sleep amongst them. It's extra fluffy and smells nice if you used the right fabric softener. 😊

  • @allgavesomesomegaveall3247
    @allgavesomesomegaveall3247 Месяц назад +66

    My mother is a "prepper" and has been hoarding toilet paper(among other things) for 10 years. In 2020 she had over 3k rolls before the shortage. She lives alone. She is convinced TP will become the new currancy she can barter with when the apocalypse happens. I wish I was joking.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Месяц назад +3

      How does she have room for the storage?

    • @fluffylee41
      @fluffylee41 Месяц назад +20

      In this bat-shit crazy world, she may be right.

    • @LCinc707
      @LCinc707 Месяц назад +14

      I like her already. 😂

    • @c.j.l.763
      @c.j.l.763 Месяц назад +1

      lol

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад +8

      @@allgavesomesomegaveall3247 Honestly, your mom might be onto something with that last part

  • @djsbirds2430
    @djsbirds2430 Месяц назад +28

    My washing machine is my dirty clothes hamper and my clothes dryer is my dresser.

  • @donaldjones3580
    @donaldjones3580 Месяц назад +2

    There is a Harris-Watz commercial where they are pointing out who don't need a tax cut and the last one is the guy driving an EV Cybertruck, but the middle class is being forced to buy them in some states.

  • @jennyrose9173
    @jennyrose9173 Месяц назад +1

    Left and right tampon?! 🤣🤣🤣 I think it’s light flow regular flow absorbency.

  • @ChuckHuffmaster
    @ChuckHuffmaster Месяц назад +28

    They can learn to spell bologna the way me and people my age did, from the Oscar Meyer commercial

    • @amypulitano7516
      @amypulitano7516 Месяц назад +1

      I sing that jingle whenever I am writing out the word bologna! LOL!I just did it again.

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster Месяц назад +4

      @@amypulitano7516 and let's not forget school house rocks we learned more from that than what kids learn in school today, the only way I can say the preamble to the constitution is to sing it

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Месяц назад

      Cops ask for strings of alphabet in sobriety tests, and have to add " without singing it".

    • @LoriDRBlake
      @LoriDRBlake Месяц назад

      M A Y E R 😁

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 Месяц назад +6

    18:48 Tyler: "It's really weird, some of the content you get sucked into."
    Me: "Hey! I'm watching YOUR show, aren't I!"

  • @Grumblesnort
    @Grumblesnort Месяц назад +10

    The Talk Tuah podcast being #3 is probably just an initial rush of curious people like, "What the heck could that chick _possibly_ have to talk about for the length of a podcast?!"

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 Месяц назад +3

    The toilet paper blinds is brilliant, you never run out of sneeze tissue. Just replace when a roll is gone.

  • @jaredrobbins2120
    @jaredrobbins2120 Месяц назад +3

    JNCO jeans baby! 😂 I had those but my parents had a limit on the width of the bottoms. It was 12” when laid flat although I argued with that hard. I’m so glad my dad was like “no that looks dumb enough”

  • @SpringScapes
    @SpringScapes Месяц назад +41

    Our loud music isn’t an attention thing, It’s a head-banging 80s thing. Rock on Gen”X”.

    • @slowb15
      @slowb15 Месяц назад +2

      get some earbuds

    • @efraim3364
      @efraim3364 Месяц назад +3

      cant expect much from his generation

    • @lisabrown9132
      @lisabrown9132 Месяц назад

      It's a keep me awake thing!

  • @brentjones9020
    @brentjones9020 Месяц назад +20

    Us cowboys test coffee by putting a horseshoe in it. If the horseshoe floats, it's ready to drink.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад +2

      What if the horseshoe dissolves?

    • @ruthwilliams9882
      @ruthwilliams9882 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@engmed4400 Even better!

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад +1

      @@ruthwilliams9882 that's the stuff that'll keep you up a week after you've died.🤣

    • @brentjones9020
      @brentjones9020 Месяц назад

      @@engmed4400 It's great for anemia; more iron in the diet.

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад

      @@brentjones9020 I thought so. 🤣

  • @rickdixon4662
    @rickdixon4662 Месяц назад +8

    LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
    L = Large
    R = Regular (Absorbency)

    • @jayeclements6452
      @jayeclements6452 Месяц назад +5

      Actually, it's L = Light R = Regular. I'm guessing you're a dude. Unmarried or unattached. Because if she sent you to the store for L Tampax and you came back and said "Honey, there were no Large....." you'd be thrown out quicker than you can try and apologise.....

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jayeclements6452I'm a girl and I didn't even know this, what if his gf or wife or whatever told him that L was for large and R was for regular because she didn't know either?🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад

      ​@@jayeclements6452Also there's a woman in the comment section that literally said that L was for large and R was for regular...

    • @jayeclements6452
      @jayeclements6452 Месяц назад

      @@גקדןרק Yes, I noticed. I just thought...if they're that dim ...

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад

      @@jayeclements6452 What does that even mean? 😭

  • @katrinakee726
    @katrinakee726 Месяц назад

    The toilet paper blinds could actually become reality at college dorms/apartments all across the USA lol!!! A real trend setter here folks!!!

  • @pirateracingnz9846
    @pirateracingnz9846 Месяц назад

    Electrical engineer/electrician signing in. I have been off grid for 18 years but it’s not for everyone. Keep plugging in cars, ac and build more houses but without increasing generation and upgrading supply infrastructure is a great idea.

  • @nathanburgett1599
    @nathanburgett1599 Месяц назад +8

    The "something weird about it" isn't a mystery. Many of the best meme drs were arrested by this administration. If that doesnt wake someone the hell up, nothing will.

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 Месяц назад +5

    Whenever the weather forecast says:
    10% chance of rain,
    I know I'll get 100% of that 10%.
    This is why I carry an umbrella everywhere!

    • @GuyPipili
      @GuyPipili Месяц назад +2

      Alot of times if it says 80% or more, everyone around us gets rain but us! 😅

  • @amandasherrick4319
    @amandasherrick4319 Месяц назад +15

    The way Tyler acts like he doesn't know the difference between left and right tampons after a wife and two kids 😂😂

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Месяц назад +4

      Maybe his wife uses pads

    • @amandasherrick4319
      @amandasherrick4319 Месяц назад +2

      @@purplelove392 that's a good point. I think they come left, right, medium, overnight, and ultraleft.... I'm probably missing some lol

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 Месяц назад +4

      @@amandasherrick4319 LOL my daughter has five kids and won't use tampons and didn't let her daughters. My mom wouldn't let me until my swim coach said I had to or quit the team. It's a Mexican thing

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק Месяц назад +1

      @@purplelove392 I'm not Mexican I'm black and born and raised in the Caribbean and my mom never let me use tampons either, most of the girls I knew growing up used pads as well. So I don't think it's Mexican thing 😅

    • @NiniM8154
      @NiniM8154 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@purplelove392 actually, there was a supposed connection made between tampon use and toxic shock syndrome, so your mom was trying to protect you?

  • @chadthunderstroke
    @chadthunderstroke Месяц назад +4

    "Experienced bananas" could mean anything in 2024!

  • @tweitner
    @tweitner Месяц назад +1

    I do self checkout for two reasons: (1) The long, long conversation between the clerk and the people in front of me when I'm grabbing a few items during my lunch break and (2) woman in front of me has a full basket and her husband comes up with 10 more items as the clerk is almost finished ringing them up. I rarely screw up at the self checkout, so no worries.

    • @ruthwilliams9882
      @ruthwilliams9882 Месяц назад

      Also, I don't put my bananas in the same bag as my frozen food!

  • @PC4USE1
    @PC4USE1 Месяц назад +15

    3:25 Hdmi to composite converter then RF Modulator to coax.

    • @emeltea33
      @emeltea33 Месяц назад

      Links or you're lying.

    • @PC4USE1
      @PC4USE1 Месяц назад

      @@emeltea33 No need to link it,an HDMI to composite will take the Digital signal to an analog state where the then composite analog signal can be fed with the red,yellow and grren wires in to an RF(Radio Frequency) modulator which produces a signal on channel 3 or 4 which the old Analog TV can process. If you need links,do a Google search. Stereo and Video nerd since VHS first came out in the late 1970s.

  • @jacquelinegros403
    @jacquelinegros403 Месяц назад +38

    Porn shouldn’t be in the school library.

    • @theriddick2735
      @theriddick2735 Месяц назад

      And imbeciles shouldn't be in government, yet there they are.

    • @crummybagpipe6996
      @crummybagpipe6996 Месяц назад +2

      Exactly, it's like saying you want to ban alcohol because you don't want your kids drinking in school.

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced Месяц назад +10

    19:42 Tyler needs glasses

    • @reneealfonso347
      @reneealfonso347 Месяц назад +1

      if he’s promoting that T-shirt, he sure does

  • @patmac104
    @patmac104 Месяц назад

    @ 10:36 The Flintstones had the dinosaur cranes and stuff! Cmon man!

  • @mikeruble6742
    @mikeruble6742 Месяц назад +6

    21:04 - We call them "Illegal Immigrants".

  • @WWIIstopmotionfilms
    @WWIIstopmotionfilms Месяц назад +8

    Nothing like some zeducation on a sunday trip

  • @craneguru66
    @craneguru66 Месяц назад +38

    Ironically, the new shirt looks like you’re wearing a bicycle helmet… you know those people you hate!? 😂

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 Месяц назад

      it kinda does!

    • @saltyginger777
      @saltyginger777 Месяц назад +4

      😂 your punishment is to buy one. Or gift to self. Whatever 😂❤

    • @reneealfonso347
      @reneealfonso347 Месяц назад +2

      now that would truly be a punishment lol I have no idea what that supposed to be

    • @sethprice241
      @sethprice241 Месяц назад +5

      I thought that was Lance Armstrong.

    • @dianel4389
      @dianel4389 Месяц назад +4

      I thought it looked like a helmet, too! 🤣

  • @kenl5290
    @kenl5290 Месяц назад +23

    I actually had the forklift in the trailer, happen. Used to work for a tire company, was almost done unloading a trailer had 3 large, tractor tires left. The semi started up, and pulled out quickly, with me in it! Normally, the driver is to stop, close trailer doors, nope, this idiot kept going. Called my boss, let him know what was going on. Don’t know what happened, but the semi stopped, heard the driver get out, so I started honking the horn on the forklift. He was hauling, because we were about 5 miles down the road.

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 Месяц назад +2

      Mine is from a different perspective. Reefer driver. Unloading at the Walmart DC in Maine. Docks are on the north-facing side of the warehouse. It's late November and we've already had snow, but it gets warm enough during the day to melt and refreeze.
      They were still on "summer rules": drop trailer and bobtail to parking space by office. Well, newbie forklift operator thought he was driving for NASCAR during a pitstop. Hit the trailer so fast he pushed it a foot off the dock.
      He was immediately fired, and they went to "winter rules" right then. Stay hooked and disconnect the red airline.

    • @stevespyder
      @stevespyder Месяц назад

      @@zuzax1656 no dock locks?

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 Месяц назад

      @@stevespyder Nope. That's why we were supposed to drop it. They've had drivers pull out on the green light with forklifts still inside, too. This was odd because the forklift operator hit a trailer with 40K pounds of freight inside, plus the trailer weight, over a foot away from the door. At least he was trying to be quick...

  • @zxbigmikexz
    @zxbigmikexz Месяц назад +13

    When you show up to the club wearing the same dress as your dad....and he wears it better.

  • @widge103
    @widge103 Месяц назад

    Pro tip: Assume you’re going to lose and fold the laundry while you watch Zeducation. That way you can laugh during one of the most boring tasks in the house, which is really a win!

  • @TNTONIC
    @TNTONIC Месяц назад +21

    that is a nice trash pile though

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 Месяц назад +1

      i'm guessing someone spent some time organizing that !!!!

  • @DuaneGriffin-d7h
    @DuaneGriffin-d7h Месяц назад +4

    All my clothes are clean and put away already. Oops nevermind found the sock in the dryer 😂😂😂

  • @robertshort5935
    @robertshort5935 Месяц назад +11

    No punishment for me today. Laundry was folded and put away just as this video started.

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 Месяц назад +1

      Do you think in the history of Zeducation that a single punishment based on the honor system has been carried out?

  • @paulchurchill5045
    @paulchurchill5045 Месяц назад +8

    0:05 whoever did the image of Tyler should be ashamed of themselves!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Месяц назад +1

      Ya that's bad😢 Ill stick with the cartoon Tyler

    • @washingtonexaminer
      @washingtonexaminer Месяц назад +1

      THIS!!

  • @heathersalvatore9886
    @heathersalvatore9886 Месяц назад

    Ha, all laundry folded! Just swapped out summer clothes and did my sock drawer. I get to laugh all I want!

  • @NadezhdaAndreeva-nt5ox
    @NadezhdaAndreeva-nt5ox Месяц назад +19

    This collab is pure gold!

  • @dandavis5533
    @dandavis5533 Месяц назад +8

    That t-shirt design looks like Tyler is wearing a helmet so he doesn't hurt himself.

    • @JamesF-v4x
      @JamesF-v4x Месяц назад +1

      His dirty secret finally revealed.

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 Месяц назад +22

    Jokes on you, the laundry hasn't made it to either machine.

    • @Ray_LF
      @Ray_LF Месяц назад

      You can save on hampers and time by just using the washer as a hamper and not separating. Follow me for more pro life hacks.

  • @jameswoodsjr1576
    @jameswoodsjr1576 Месяц назад

    Okay, the laundry deal hits home pretty hard. I have clothes both in the dryer and in a chair in my room.