THE FREAKING HOW DAIRY JOKE I LEGIT HAD THAT AS A LINE IN A PLAY DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR MY DAD JOKE LOVING SELF TO GET THAT OUT WITHOUT LAUGHING also a where’s Major Catastrophe He had an accident with a falling piano. It made a horrible sound. What sound did it make? A flat major I CRIED THE FIRST TIME WE READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT
Two cows were standing in a middle of a field one says to the other "have you heard about the mad cow disease outbreak" the other cow says "no thank God I'm a helicopter"
Don't rip on people, just because they made a tiny mistake, all it does is show that you're a cowardly scumbag, and to be honest I thought it was a very good joke.
What does a house wear? A-ddress. Short mobsters get paid under the table. I ordered 2,000 pounds of Chinese Soup. It was Wonton. I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'Drizzle. If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns. Go for the juggler.
Speaking of blind kids, last weekend I went to a pre-k school with my mom and she dropped me off to read to the kids. The teacher introduced me to a kid who looked kind of zoned-out, but I didn’t say anything. So I’m in the eight grade just to clarify, and the teacher never told me anything about the kids. So I’m reading and the kid isn’t following along or listening or looking at the book. So I ask the teacher and she said he was blind and deaf. I felt awful so I left him alone in his chair because I couldn’t handle it.
I have one joke I'd add to this, but I'm afraid there isn't much of a punchline at the end. A guy goes to a rather swank party. After a while, he realizes he's getting thirsty, so he figures he'll go get some champagne. He goes over to the champagne table and finds there's about 80 people ahead of him waiting to get champagne. He changes his mind and decides to get some wine instead. He heads over to the wine table, but now he finds there's about 200 people ahead of him waiting to get wine! So he says "screw this, I'm just gonna go get some fruit punch!" So he walks over to the punch table, and after the 2 people ahead of him get their drinks, he gets his punch and leaves.
I did at work... Working as a programmer so usually have something running on the side, but with this video I just bursted out in tears while laughing and collegues staring at me.
“I put the ‘sexy’ in ‘dyslexia’”
Dude, that one actually got me XD
As an actual dyslexic person, I can confirm this is true.
I was fecking reading this comment while she said that
@@Wizza2418 same
I understood this.
And i dont even have dyslexia
My grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Ha
Ha Got it
I’m a Leo so I’m pretty banned
Oh shi-
Why'd that make me laugh
“And Dad jokes”
*Immediately finds moo*
Wow😐
Isn't that Scotty?
BoredwithRUclips_ THANK YOU XD
Its fourzer0
xDarKFox yes it’s Scotty, but the joke is that Moo loves dad jokes so we should go get him
“Pedophiles never win races, they like to come in a little behind”
- Jared from subway
N I c e
That is where I broke
OHH COME ON!!
Sound like bill cosby on friday nights
Oof
Plot twist:
Moo wrote all of these jokes.
😂😂
I wouldn't put it past him with all his puns! XD
lmaoo
...
I have puns too
So many meme Ideas in this video
Potato, Potato hello cousin. I am the pink potato.
Awww it's a potato
12:16 is a good one
Hello fellow potato!
Potato, Potato lol
Have Brock give you guys his best dad jokes
Adrian Chavez YAS!!
the video would at least 40 minutes long
YES!!!
Adrian Chavez oh shit brock is now a dad! His jokes were meant to be
Best dad joke? That one condom.
can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
rain 234566 good one 👌 🔪🔫
Could have just said slaughter
Tsunami Hazard horde
Doesn't really work. It's not out of place.
StarShape29 fair enough
Mans laughter
I love how Scotty tries to keep his water away from craig but Craig just drenches scotty
lmao I get it 😂
"My family tree is a cactus, they're full of pricks"😂😂 I died😂
I love dad jokes, they're the best!!!!
No dads joke are so BUZZ-kill
Love me
Aaron Potato ....it took me a second....
A bee to reply jebus
Yes I know what you mean
Aaron Potato I have no life
More like Brock jokes
THE FREAKING HOW DAIRY JOKE
I LEGIT HAD THAT AS A LINE IN A PLAY
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR
MY DAD JOKE LOVING SELF
TO GET THAT OUT WITHOUT LAUGHING
also a
where’s Major Catastrophe
He had an accident with a falling piano. It made a horrible sound.
What sound did it make?
A flat major
I CRIED THE FIRST TIME WE READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT
What is the difference between and dirty bus station and a thicc crab
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean
Ayyyyyyyyy
Yes this one is good
Meg vs Danny from All Def | Dad Jokes
1:32 Turn on English captions 😂😂 "I agree Scotty, let's not get demonetised"
why out of all of these i laugh at “do gay midgets come out of the cabinet” 😂😂😂
Gianna Annese I didn't get that one
Perktube1 since they’re small, and cabinets are mini closets
Nicki Sanchez ^
I don´t get it tho...
Perktube1 Gay people do something called "coming out" and midgets are the height of cabinets.
Where'd this list come from? I want to hear more.
VZA, to make it a joke make it this. Like if you like.
Where did the jokes come from, I want to HERE more.
Bailey Smith NONONO
I don't know about these guys, but on tumblr there's a blog called "badjokesbyjeff" and it has a lot of similar jokes
lots of them are from Stewart Francis standup
Bailey Smith Nope, he’s right.
You can never go wrong with dad jokes ;)
i dont want my dad telling me these jokes
I don't got a dad
I can tell you some if you’d like 😉
Magali Lopez especially with Mini dadd.
Ha ha ha....?
A mirror went mysteriously missing, the police are looking into it
dumb bitches
I went to an abortion clinic meeting to debate on abortions. I thought I came to early, but so did everyone else.
thats the best joke ever!!! XD
Bingobear325 eyyyyy
Mini falls over and glass breaks “where am I “
Yay. More try not to not laugh challenges. Yes!!!!
Scotty turned into Kryoz when he said "That's a spicy one"
Magic Zucchini 71 OMG YOUR PROFILE PIC IS AMAZING
Or Smi77y
Aqua And Amber why thank you
Two cows were standing in a middle of a field one says to the other "have you heard about the mad cow disease outbreak" the other cow says "no thank God I'm a helicopter"
Heard it
What do you get if you put a cow and a camel together? Lumpy milkshake
vincent feng shit joke
Did anyone else notice the pikachu ear
Where?
@@saintlockxz 4:52
Yes
Yeah
I think it's a toncan's beak
It's been raining for 2 days straight and my husband is getting really depressed,if it continues I might have to let him in
Ayden Mcdonald And your grammar says you’re 5
Ayden Mcdonald my dad died in a terrorist attack 5 years ago thanks alot my cousin killed her self because of it
Don't rip on people, just because they made a tiny mistake, all it does is show that you're a cowardly scumbag, and to be honest I thought it was a very good joke.
Yeah same with me but I'M the one left outside
It's five in the morning and I just watched a video of two guys spit on each other for eleven minutes.....what has my life come to
Cocosamurai mini ladd thats what
pain
I dunno sounds like a typical night.
elEVENNNN
Cocosamurai
Billy had 10 apples Jamal took 3
What color is Jamal?
Gabriel Wilson Blue.
Gabriel Wilson APPLES
I'm black... and I think this hilarious
Every Math Test Ever
Pink
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Bertrand Russell
I love how Scott just barely spits the water out and yet Craig just says f*ck it and let's it all out (giggity) 💦💨
I lost my black friend in the dark
My white friend in the sand
And my arabian friend in an explosion
atomic skull lmao!
Isn't it, I lost my black friend in the dark, my white friend in the snow, my asian friend in the sand, and my arabian freidn in an explosion?
Thats so racist!😂
spicy boii haha
Edgy AF
What does a house wear? A-ddress.
Short mobsters get paid under the table.
I ordered 2,000 pounds of Chinese Soup. It was Wonton.
I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'Drizzle.
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns. Go for the juggler.
The Cammunist this is amazing and cancer at the same time
The wonton one was already used in the video.
The Cammunist I love you for this, but get out.
The Cammunist You stole the Snoop Dogg one from a video.
The Cammunist wow . . . . Just wow
Am I the only one wondering what he broke?
no
WHERE AM I
His water broke
His water?
Nope
KEEP DOIN THESE FOREVER YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Digital Doge YEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I could watch one a day and never get tired.
The yodel one was god tier
Nate Gross that’s what got me
Nade Nate so is the gay midgets one
Got any nuts?
“If you’re here for the yodelling lesson, please form in an orderly orderly orderly”
Who else watched this like 10 times
Mini Ladd has evolved into a squirtle
Speaking of blind kids, last weekend I went to a pre-k school with my mom and she dropped me off to read to the kids. The teacher introduced me to a kid who looked kind of zoned-out, but I didn’t say anything. So I’m in the eight grade just to clarify, and the teacher never told me anything about the kids. So I’m reading and the kid isn’t following along or listening or looking at the book. So I ask the teacher and she said he was blind and deaf. I felt awful so I left him alone in his chair because I couldn’t handle it.
I was expecting this to be a joke with a punchline but just... no.
Lewis Green same I just couldn't SEE where this story was going
if he was deaf why was he at a book reading...?
If he's blind and deaf then school is useless to that kid, better off home schooled.
ShftingSpudEyes Maybe cause his parents didn't know what else to do with it that day XD
I've got a joke, "Mini's 2nd H1Z1 game"
LisaThe Gamer DAMN
Henry Jiang WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
Gotem
u rite
I have a joke...
Brian's RUclips Channel
3:46 someone needs to make a compilation of these for scotty
crystal boy 619, I didn’t like because you like minecraft. SHAME ON YOU
Bailey Smith yep
crystal boy 619 a
Now, now, let's be civil here...
Refreshed at the right time
2:20 look at mini's hand
Tap it over and over😂
Hot
he just needs to get a little comfortable thats all lmao
God, I just wanna swirl my tongue around that throbbing monster.
Bud Whyy
Mini:21 Scott:32
"...So I just came in my pants."
I FUCKIN DIED.
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van and find out...
Awwww. Nooooo. Too dark
Oh jeez
i dont get it
:l
In and out, 20 minute adventure
W01fc1aw that’s great
I love how when u spit out, it's directly into his face instead of downwards xD
2:21 mini scratches balls
Mazeeda wtf
WHERE AM I?! - Mini Ladd 2017
Where am i...? Mini Ladd 2019
Where am i...? Mini Ladd 2020
I WANT THAT DESTINY 2 TSHIRT
iRx Destiny same
me too
d1 was better
yeah it was
Ew
What's the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing, someone's still losing a trailer
When Scotty and Mini spit out the water, it looks like they’re having a water gun fight 😂😂😂
"Pedofiles never win races, they like to come in a little behind" that joke aged like milk
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama before he proposed her? I don't wanna be obamaself
it was in the wedding vows
Oh, God! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one! 🤣
He said, ''Mick, I love you''
I wanna know where she got the list of dad jokes and one-liners from, or where's she's reading them off of.
WarriorofFire161 saaaaame
same
WarriorofFire161 twitter
Reddit probably
Brock. Jk.
"WHERE AM I?"
-Drunk Miniladd 2017
No where and everywhere
I like how their so chill about spitting on each other.
What kind of apples grow on trees?
All of them...
Not pineapples
@@kyleanderson6566 applepines
"Every year kids are sent off to mime school they were never heard from again" my favorite joke
"THATS IT!!?"
"OOOHHH"
me too sometimes scott, me too
6:58 Scotty waiting for the answer was the best thing 😂😂😂😂
These dad yokes really crack me up
no words 10/10
Kaily Grazar some of the yokes really scrambled me up
............................................. god................dammit
quite eggcellent yokes you got there. they made my day sunny side up..
that last was was a egg drop..
.srry.
12:15 That's not the first time that Mini blew Scotty ;)
ohHOHOHOHO
*hOOOOOOOOOOOOH*
.
Samual Lutz /LazyBones1904 lol
Oml XD
9:30 0_0
Pedos in speedos
ShadowNathan 777
Down by the beach
watch where they reach
FBI should be here any minutes now.
0-0
4:37 AND THIS IS WHY IM GROUNDED FOR WATCHING RUclips AT 1 AM
lol 3am and still strong
Relatable
I have one joke I'd add to this, but I'm afraid there isn't much of a punchline at the end.
A guy goes to a rather swank party. After a while, he realizes he's getting thirsty, so he figures he'll go get some champagne. He goes over to the champagne table and finds there's about 80 people ahead of him waiting to get champagne.
He changes his mind and decides to get some wine instead. He heads over to the wine table, but now he finds there's about 200 people ahead of him waiting to get wine!
So he says "screw this, I'm just gonna go get some fruit punch!" So he walks over to the punch table, and after the 2 people ahead of him get their drinks, he gets his punch and leaves.
WillRennar but that's not how it's supposed to go.... there wasn't supposed to be a punchline but there were 2 people ahead of him...
Most long winded "joke" if u wanna call it a joke ive ever read
I can't beer these lame jokes.
i dont get it
Erftan57 no "punch" line
what is the link to what they're reading? anyone?
Parrish Lyon why would you want to see this shitty jokes, they ain't funny at all
If a pregnant woman goes swimming does that make her a submarine?
Oh my gosh 😆
LMFAO
Mini actually tried to catch his water multiple times 😂
*snorrrrr* falls *breaking glass*
"Where am I" 😴
THIS WAS THEE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
Where did you find all these ??? XD they are so good!
if you look reaaaaaaally close at 9:30 you can see the exact moment the video got demonetised
It was at that moment that they knew. They got demonetized
Drug jokes really crack me up. 😂
Pokemon Master ba dum tss
Pokemon Master is see what you did there
So why did snoop dog go to the kitchen
To smoke some pot :3
Pokemon Master I get it 😂😂
I messed up by watching this in class
I did at work... Working as a programmer so usually have something running on the side, but with this video I just bursted out in tears while laughing and collegues staring at me.
Lmao same
You need glasses when you do math it helps with da vision👌🏻👍🏼
GOD DAMN-IT BARB
😂😂😂
Please let there be more of these. This left me laughing so hard so many times.
I do love that aesthetic Fiji water its very aesthetic.
When Chrissy starts laughing mid delivery it's always the best
I had a ompshin to watch this and then go to school and get suspended for saying all the jokes in this video
When I think of the past it brings back so many memories
*W H E R E*
*A M*
*I*
*?*
2:21 watch minis hand 😂😂😂
Why were you looking down there
Maybe he just had an itch
Morgan Kaufman, how couldn’t you miss that
Morgan Kaufman....okay
Kai ! Because she wants it ;)
Can we all appreciate how thicc mini is?
Yeah you're alone that😐😑
Woah don't be saying that now due to what's been going on he might get ideas XD
6:46 LMFAO SCOTTY DIDNT GET IT!!! 😂😂
*“THAT WAS IT?!! XD”*
This is funny as hell! please do more
MiniLadd and you fourzer0seven are gold
If someone make a whole list of the jokes you can be my wife forever
I’m at lunch at work. And everyone is looking t me weird lol cuz I’m laughing out loud...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where Brock during this? He needs to tell these jokes!
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home is.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar
Just kidding.....
SmackDoesGaming oml
SmackDoesGaming ;-;
Damn. Too real. At least you can cheat without any reprocussions. Who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
BennyBOIE 822 ;-;
no
It would be funnier if Marcel was in on this.
I have wached this video over 10 times and i am still not bored of it
I built a sky light in my house, the people who live upstairs are furious
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it...
IRiimzii ........ look
Lol
Mini’s try not to laugh video, offensive meme compilation
Unoriginal
NO I'm not clicking more otherwise ill burn the hell outta you
9:34 Scotty's laugh is the best thing on this planet
The One You Forget honestly haha
"YEAH THEY DO" in that manner, to that question, probably wasn't the best response, Scott.
These. Are. My. Favorite.
I love these so much
4:12 I'm crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it that they keep checking in with Scottie to see if he understood