TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! - ONE LINERS & DAD JOKES!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @ryanwharton1892
    @ryanwharton1892 6 лет назад +1459

    “I put the ‘sexy’ in ‘dyslexia’”

    • @CHGamer296778
      @CHGamer296778 6 лет назад +17

      Dude, that one actually got me XD

    • @Wizza2418
      @Wizza2418 6 лет назад +50

      As an actual dyslexic person, I can confirm this is true.

    • @snipesmith9741
      @snipesmith9741 6 лет назад +6

      I was fecking reading this comment while she said that

    • @shua5383
      @shua5383 5 лет назад +5

      @@Wizza2418 same

    • @MommaWolf2298
      @MommaWolf2298 5 лет назад +5

      I understood this.
      And i dont even have dyslexia

  • @zero-sama1182
    @zero-sama1182 6 лет назад +1416

    My grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

  • @boredwithyoutube_745
    @boredwithyoutube_745 7 лет назад +2092

    “And Dad jokes”
    *Immediately finds moo*

  • @zionjthompson
    @zionjthompson 6 лет назад +2190

    “Pedophiles never win races, they like to come in a little behind”
    - Jared from subway

  • @huntermcbridewh
    @huntermcbridewh 7 лет назад +1809

    Plot twist:
    Moo wrote all of these jokes.

  • @Stropitor
    @Stropitor 7 лет назад +1943

    So many meme Ideas in this video

  • @Adrian.006
    @Adrian.006 7 лет назад +1860

    Have Brock give you guys his best dad jokes

    • @lonelypanda1421
      @lonelypanda1421 7 лет назад +7

      Adrian Chavez YAS!!

    • @pinkdaddyhoehoe
      @pinkdaddyhoehoe 7 лет назад +65

      the video would at least 40 minutes long

    • @Avatarlatte
      @Avatarlatte 7 лет назад +3

      YES!!!

    • @Degenerick
      @Degenerick 7 лет назад +33

      Adrian Chavez oh shit brock is now a dad! His jokes were meant to be

    • @spiritsofthesky
      @spiritsofthesky 7 лет назад +12

      Best dad joke? That one condom.

  • @rain-cr1ki
    @rain-cr1ki 6 лет назад +823

    can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

    • @halfwit533
      @halfwit533 6 лет назад +5

      rain 234566 good one 👌 🔪🔫

    • @lime7494
      @lime7494 6 лет назад +4

      Could have just said slaughter

    • @starshape6650
      @starshape6650 6 лет назад +2

      Tsunami Hazard horde
      Doesn't really work. It's not out of place.

    • @lime7494
      @lime7494 6 лет назад +1

      StarShape29 fair enough

    • @possumballs2020
      @possumballs2020 6 лет назад +2

      Mans laughter

  • @defensemechinsm9724
    @defensemechinsm9724 6 лет назад +129

    I love how Scotty tries to keep his water away from craig but Craig just drenches scotty

  • @noheliadelgado9289
    @noheliadelgado9289 7 лет назад +179

    "My family tree is a cactus, they're full of pricks"😂😂 I died😂

  • @abbie2081
    @abbie2081 7 лет назад +657

    I love dad jokes, they're the best!!!!

    • @aaronpotato7931
      @aaronpotato7931 7 лет назад +8

      No dads joke are so BUZZ-kill
      Love me

    • @abbie2081
      @abbie2081 7 лет назад

      Aaron Potato ....it took me a second....

    • @aaronpotato7931
      @aaronpotato7931 7 лет назад

      A bee to reply jebus
      Yes I know what you mean

    • @abbie2081
      @abbie2081 7 лет назад

      Aaron Potato I have no life

    • @Sir_Bonfire
      @Sir_Bonfire 7 лет назад +2

      More like Brock jokes

  • @kak4191
    @kak4191 6 лет назад +143

    THE FREAKING HOW DAIRY JOKE
    I LEGIT HAD THAT AS A LINE IN A PLAY
    DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR
    MY DAD JOKE LOVING SELF
    TO GET THAT OUT WITHOUT LAUGHING
    also a
    where’s Major Catastrophe
    He had an accident with a falling piano. It made a horrible sound.
    What sound did it make?
    A flat major
    I CRIED THE FIRST TIME WE READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT

  • @xx3rdsniperxx91
    @xx3rdsniperxx91 6 лет назад +586

    What is the difference between and dirty bus station and a thicc crab
    One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean

  • @akaffe
    @akaffe 6 лет назад +73

    1:32 Turn on English captions 😂😂 "I agree Scotty, let's not get demonetised"

  • @giannaannese7442
    @giannaannese7442 7 лет назад +949

    why out of all of these i laugh at “do gay midgets come out of the cabinet” 😂😂😂

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 7 лет назад +8

      Gianna Annese I didn't get that one

    • @dianasanchez675
      @dianasanchez675 7 лет назад +21

      Perktube1 since they’re small, and cabinets are mini closets

    • @mystery1162
      @mystery1162 7 лет назад +1

      Nicki Sanchez ^

    • @matejfoltyn
      @matejfoltyn 7 лет назад

      I don´t get it tho...

    • @agentorange8761
      @agentorange8761 7 лет назад +11

      Perktube1 Gay people do something called "coming out" and midgets are the height of cabinets.

  • @VZAAGE
    @VZAAGE 7 лет назад +1221

    Where'd this list come from? I want to hear more.

    • @baileysmith4744
      @baileysmith4744 7 лет назад +34

      VZA, to make it a joke make it this. Like if you like.
      Where did the jokes come from, I want to HERE more.

    • @lilycbain6615
      @lilycbain6615 7 лет назад +10

      Bailey Smith NONONO

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 6 лет назад +11

      I don't know about these guys, but on tumblr there's a blog called "badjokesbyjeff" and it has a lot of similar jokes

    • @everyfuckingnametake
      @everyfuckingnametake 6 лет назад +5

      lots of them are from Stewart Francis standup

    • @colinjensen8303
      @colinjensen8303 6 лет назад +1

      Bailey Smith Nope, he’s right.

  • @mechalilyz
    @mechalilyz 7 лет назад +1665

    You can never go wrong with dad jokes ;)

  • @neveralonewithnaturerainbo187
    @neveralonewithnaturerainbo187 7 лет назад +136

    A mirror went mysteriously missing, the police are looking into it

  • @bingobear3254
    @bingobear3254 7 лет назад +356

    I went to an abortion clinic meeting to debate on abortions. I thought I came to early, but so did everyone else.

    • @qurator7377
      @qurator7377 7 лет назад

      thats the best joke ever!!! XD

    • @GT5401
      @GT5401 7 лет назад

      Bingobear325 eyyyyy

  • @gabrielrosenstiel3423
    @gabrielrosenstiel3423 7 лет назад +75

    Mini falls over and glass breaks “where am I “

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 7 лет назад +166

    Yay. More try not to not laugh challenges. Yes!!!!

  • @magiczucchini7151
    @magiczucchini7151 7 лет назад +71

    Scotty turned into Kryoz when he said "That's a spicy one"

  • @cptswaggermuffins2887
    @cptswaggermuffins2887 7 лет назад +195

    Two cows were standing in a middle of a field one says to the other "have you heard about the mad cow disease outbreak" the other cow says "no thank God I'm a helicopter"

  • @turtleperson2464
    @turtleperson2464 6 лет назад +205

    Did anyone else notice the pikachu ear

  • @brendane4754
    @brendane4754 7 лет назад +232

    It's been raining for 2 days straight and my husband is getting really depressed,if it continues I might have to let him in

    • @peteknodell6776
      @peteknodell6776 7 лет назад +12

      Ayden Mcdonald And your grammar says you’re 5

    • @brendane4754
      @brendane4754 7 лет назад +1

      Ayden Mcdonald my dad died in a terrorist attack 5 years ago thanks alot my cousin killed her self because of it

    • @nathangwilliam1945
      @nathangwilliam1945 7 лет назад +4

      Don't rip on people, just because they made a tiny mistake, all it does is show that you're a cowardly scumbag, and to be honest I thought it was a very good joke.

    • @reagancarbaugh9156
      @reagancarbaugh9156 7 лет назад

      Yeah same with me but I'M the one left outside

  • @cocosamurai287
    @cocosamurai287 7 лет назад +386

    It's five in the morning and I just watched a video of two guys spit on each other for eleven minutes.....what has my life come to

  • @urmommabiggae3237
    @urmommabiggae3237 7 лет назад +2227

    Billy had 10 apples Jamal took 3
    What color is Jamal?

  • @DraganGrazic
    @DraganGrazic 5 лет назад +23

    "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Bertrand Russell

  • @coltonbrown1204
    @coltonbrown1204 7 лет назад +79

    I love how Scott just barely spits the water out and yet Craig just says f*ck it and let's it all out (giggity) 💦💨

  • @jonnathansandoval7800
    @jonnathansandoval7800 7 лет назад +554

    I lost my black friend in the dark
    My white friend in the sand
    And my arabian friend in an explosion

    • @daevonlee9230
      @daevonlee9230 7 лет назад +3

      atomic skull lmao!

    • @theofonias6229
      @theofonias6229 7 лет назад +78

      Isn't it, I lost my black friend in the dark, my white friend in the snow, my asian friend in the sand, and my arabian freidn in an explosion?

    • @ethanielmanuel8366
      @ethanielmanuel8366 7 лет назад +25

      Thats so racist!😂

    • @polarpack5830
      @polarpack5830 7 лет назад

      spicy boii haha

    • @megaz-rex1911
      @megaz-rex1911 7 лет назад

      Edgy AF

  • @TheCammunist
    @TheCammunist 7 лет назад +1192

    What does a house wear? A-ddress.
    Short mobsters get paid under the table.
    I ordered 2,000 pounds of Chinese Soup. It was Wonton.
    I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Minor.
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'Drizzle.
    If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns. Go for the juggler.

    • @blanefulkerson2862
      @blanefulkerson2862 7 лет назад +11

      The Cammunist this is amazing and cancer at the same time

    • @VenNoel
      @VenNoel 7 лет назад +3

      The wonton one was already used in the video.

    • @tallfang4955
      @tallfang4955 7 лет назад +4

      The Cammunist I love you for this, but get out.

    • @billyherring9987
      @billyherring9987 7 лет назад

      The Cammunist You stole the Snoop Dogg one from a video.

    • @meatypaws8013
      @meatypaws8013 7 лет назад

      The Cammunist wow . . . . Just wow

  • @shawnbeller86
    @shawnbeller86 7 лет назад +287

    Am I the only one wondering what he broke?

  • @MidnightNate725
    @MidnightNate725 7 лет назад +33

    KEEP DOIN THESE FOREVER YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    • @iamsh00keth82
      @iamsh00keth82 7 лет назад +1

      Digital Doge YEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 7 лет назад

      I could watch one a day and never get tired.

  • @bones1123
    @bones1123 7 лет назад +206

    The yodel one was god tier

  • @mrq8301
    @mrq8301 7 лет назад +14

    “If you’re here for the yodelling lesson, please form in an orderly orderly orderly”

  • @iunlock4k123
    @iunlock4k123 6 лет назад +189

    Who else watched this like 10 times

  • @aussienimbat9988
    @aussienimbat9988 7 лет назад +52

    Mini Ladd has evolved into a squirtle

  • @bogartscandalous2281
    @bogartscandalous2281 7 лет назад +52

    Speaking of blind kids, last weekend I went to a pre-k school with my mom and she dropped me off to read to the kids. The teacher introduced me to a kid who looked kind of zoned-out, but I didn’t say anything. So I’m in the eight grade just to clarify, and the teacher never told me anything about the kids. So I’m reading and the kid isn’t following along or listening or looking at the book. So I ask the teacher and she said he was blind and deaf. I felt awful so I left him alone in his chair because I couldn’t handle it.

    • @lewisgreen4240
      @lewisgreen4240 7 лет назад +8

      I was expecting this to be a joke with a punchline but just... no.

    • @caylinmabley8259
      @caylinmabley8259 7 лет назад +9

      Lewis Green same I just couldn't SEE where this story was going

    • @GooseLord
      @GooseLord 7 лет назад +5

      if he was deaf why was he at a book reading...?

    • @Viticx
      @Viticx 7 лет назад +4

      If he's blind and deaf then school is useless to that kid, better off home schooled.

    • @mr.unethical2826
      @mr.unethical2826 7 лет назад

      ShftingSpudEyes Maybe cause his parents didn't know what else to do with it that day XD

  • @MineOps
    @MineOps 7 лет назад +384

    I've got a joke, "Mini's 2nd H1Z1 game"

  • @crystalboy6198
    @crystalboy6198 7 лет назад +76

    3:46 someone needs to make a compilation of these for scotty

    • @baileysmith4744
      @baileysmith4744 7 лет назад +1

      crystal boy 619, I didn’t like because you like minecraft. SHAME ON YOU

    • @-Tanooki-
      @-Tanooki- 6 лет назад +1

      Bailey Smith yep

    • @michaelsparrow2396
      @michaelsparrow2396 6 лет назад +1

      crystal boy 619 a

    • @Djay_B
      @Djay_B 5 лет назад +1

      Now, now, let's be civil here...

  • @jacksonrhodes1500
    @jacksonrhodes1500 7 лет назад +91

    Refreshed at the right time

  • @squalo5218
    @squalo5218 7 лет назад +74

    2:20 look at mini's hand

  • @gunmaster7639
    @gunmaster7639 6 лет назад +53

    Mini:21 Scott:32

  • @ArgentoGaming
    @ArgentoGaming 7 лет назад +13

    "...So I just came in my pants."
    I FUCKIN DIED.

  • @W01fc1aw
    @W01fc1aw 7 лет назад +180

    How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van and find out...

  • @caiuspeterson6771
    @caiuspeterson6771 7 лет назад +16

    I love how when u spit out, it's directly into his face instead of downwards xD

  • @mazeeda2253
    @mazeeda2253 7 лет назад +45

    2:21 mini scratches balls

  • @clovis2763
    @clovis2763 6 лет назад +48

    WHERE AM I?! - Mini Ladd 2017

  • @iRxyanDestinygtaandmoreL
    @iRxyanDestinygtaandmoreL 7 лет назад +250

    I WANT THAT DESTINY 2 TSHIRT

  • @aaronmurray9336
    @aaronmurray9336 7 лет назад +21

    What's the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing, someone's still losing a trailer

  • @jordie5214
    @jordie5214 6 лет назад +7

    When Scotty and Mini spit out the water, it looks like they’re having a water gun fight 😂😂😂

  • @ChristianKirboDaPoyo
    @ChristianKirboDaPoyo 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Pedofiles never win races, they like to come in a little behind" that joke aged like milk

  • @AdiCruise207
    @AdiCruise207 7 лет назад +287

    What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama before he proposed her? I don't wanna be obamaself

  • @warrioroffire1615
    @warrioroffire1615 7 лет назад +203

    I wanna know where she got the list of dad jokes and one-liners from, or where's she's reading them off of.

  • @Voodoo_Chara
    @Voodoo_Chara 7 лет назад +14

    "WHERE AM I?"
    -Drunk Miniladd 2017

  • @MizuReisu
    @MizuReisu 4 года назад +4

    I like how their so chill about spitting on each other.

  • @carterjaquette5246
    @carterjaquette5246 6 лет назад +78

    What kind of apples grow on trees?
    All of them...

  • @kat.3784
    @kat.3784 5 лет назад +5

    "Every year kids are sent off to mime school they were never heard from again" my favorite joke

  • @SlackinPanda
    @SlackinPanda 5 лет назад +11

    "THATS IT!!?"
    "OOOHHH"
    me too sometimes scott, me too

  • @shlomochemtob9900
    @shlomochemtob9900 4 месяца назад +1

    6:58 Scotty waiting for the answer was the best thing 😂😂😂😂

  • @puritymua1763
    @puritymua1763 7 лет назад +46

    These dad yokes really crack me up

    • @clutchpigs2933
      @clutchpigs2933 7 лет назад +1

      no words 10/10

    • @Kurama_02
      @Kurama_02 7 лет назад

      Kaily Grazar some of the yokes really scrambled me up

    • @donaldodell7585
      @donaldodell7585 7 лет назад +1

      ............................................. god................dammit

    • @tylerjoyoung2192
      @tylerjoyoung2192 7 лет назад +1

      quite eggcellent yokes you got there. they made my day sunny side up..
      that last was was a egg drop..
      .srry.

  • @LutzPlayGames
    @LutzPlayGames 7 лет назад +160

    12:15 That's not the first time that Mini blew Scotty ;)

  • @theh0pester929
    @theh0pester929 7 лет назад +222

    9:30 0_0

  • @FuriousPac
    @FuriousPac 5 лет назад +10

    4:37 AND THIS IS WHY IM GROUNDED FOR WATCHING RUclips AT 1 AM

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 7 лет назад +141

    I have one joke I'd add to this, but I'm afraid there isn't much of a punchline at the end.
    A guy goes to a rather swank party. After a while, he realizes he's getting thirsty, so he figures he'll go get some champagne. He goes over to the champagne table and finds there's about 80 people ahead of him waiting to get champagne.
    He changes his mind and decides to get some wine instead. He heads over to the wine table, but now he finds there's about 200 people ahead of him waiting to get wine!
    So he says "screw this, I'm just gonna go get some fruit punch!" So he walks over to the punch table, and after the 2 people ahead of him get their drinks, he gets his punch and leaves.

    • @crazyweirdo8406
      @crazyweirdo8406 7 лет назад +14

      WillRennar but that's not how it's supposed to go.... there wasn't supposed to be a punchline but there were 2 people ahead of him...

    • @GT5401
      @GT5401 7 лет назад +8

      Most long winded "joke" if u wanna call it a joke ive ever read

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 7 лет назад +14

      I can't beer these lame jokes.

    • @Erftan57
      @Erftan57 7 лет назад +2

      i dont get it

    • @phillynation176
      @phillynation176 7 лет назад

      Erftan57 no "punch" line

  • @parrishlyon8483
    @parrishlyon8483 7 лет назад +42

    what is the link to what they're reading? anyone?

    • @jackiefruit4236
      @jackiefruit4236 7 лет назад +1

      Parrish Lyon why would you want to see this shitty jokes, they ain't funny at all

  • @isaacisthename0
    @isaacisthename0 7 лет назад +26

    If a pregnant woman goes swimming does that make her a submarine?

  • @DanielPerry444
    @DanielPerry444 6 лет назад +5

    Mini actually tried to catch his water multiple times 😂

  • @thanos5457
    @thanos5457 7 лет назад +27

    *snorrrrr* falls *breaking glass*
    "Where am I" 😴

  • @danalitterer2546
    @danalitterer2546 7 лет назад +10

    THIS WAS THEE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

  • @Megaproductions302
    @Megaproductions302 7 лет назад +27

    Where did you find all these ??? XD they are so good!

  • @gregjarman2583
    @gregjarman2583 7 лет назад +31

    if you look reaaaaaaally close at 9:30 you can see the exact moment the video got demonetised

    • @markeylemons6702
      @markeylemons6702 5 лет назад +1

      It was at that moment that they knew. They got demonetized

  • @elijahwarren6375
    @elijahwarren6375 7 лет назад +103

    Drug jokes really crack me up. 😂

  • @anthonysavorye1112
    @anthonysavorye1112 7 лет назад +68

    I messed up by watching this in class

    • @Bikaz
      @Bikaz 7 лет назад +4

      I did at work... Working as a programmer so usually have something running on the side, but with this video I just bursted out in tears while laughing and collegues staring at me.

    • @connerpeters9434
      @connerpeters9434 7 лет назад

      Lmao same

  • @swagger_muffinj4921
    @swagger_muffinj4921 7 лет назад +45

    You need glasses when you do math it helps with da vision👌🏻👍🏼

  • @zcamplin5597
    @zcamplin5597 5 лет назад +2

    Please let there be more of these. This left me laughing so hard so many times.

  • @fluffmeister2715
    @fluffmeister2715 7 лет назад +6

    I do love that aesthetic Fiji water its very aesthetic.

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper 7 лет назад +4

    When Chrissy starts laughing mid delivery it's always the best

  • @sir.nuggets544
    @sir.nuggets544 7 лет назад +13

    I had a ompshin to watch this and then go to school and get suspended for saying all the jokes in this video

  • @Slink6649
    @Slink6649 6 лет назад +2

    When I think of the past it brings back so many memories

  • @taco1265
    @taco1265 6 лет назад +50

    *W H E R E*
    *A M*
    *I*
    *?*

  • @Mo..22
    @Mo..22 7 лет назад +82

    2:21 watch minis hand 😂😂😂

  • @kylemiller1109
    @kylemiller1109 6 лет назад +113

    Can we all appreciate how thicc mini is?

    • @sharkspear1630
      @sharkspear1630 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah you're alone that😐😑

    • @JSON047
      @JSON047 4 года назад +1

      Woah don't be saying that now due to what's been going on he might get ideas XD

  • @OfficialBabyboii
    @OfficialBabyboii 7 лет назад +4

    6:46 LMFAO SCOTTY DIDNT GET IT!!! 😂😂

  • @nicasinclair7609
    @nicasinclair7609 7 лет назад +24

    This is funny as hell! please do more

  • @whitefoxfurrywolf7253
    @whitefoxfurrywolf7253 6 лет назад +3

    MiniLadd and you fourzer0seven are gold

  • @samaajamaa
    @samaajamaa 7 лет назад +21

    If someone make a whole list of the jokes you can be my wife forever

  • @lindabeckering9010
    @lindabeckering9010 5 лет назад +2

    I’m at lunch at work. And everyone is looking t me weird lol cuz I’m laughing out loud...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tygrin162
    @tygrin162 7 лет назад +27

    Where Brock during this? He needs to tell these jokes!

  • @joelpardillo4595
    @joelpardillo4595 7 лет назад +375

    Why cant orphans play baseball?
    They dont know where home is.
    So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar
    Just kidding.....

  • @meisterl0
    @meisterl0 7 лет назад +22

    It would be funnier if Marcel was in on this.

  • @NarutoUzumaki-ir9um
    @NarutoUzumaki-ir9um 5 лет назад +1

    I have wached this video over 10 times and i am still not bored of it

  • @calebthefalken7635
    @calebthefalken7635 7 лет назад +23

    I built a sky light in my house, the people who live upstairs are furious

  • @RimaKhanom
    @RimaKhanom 7 лет назад +374

    How do you make holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it...

  • @DjLyonslookmeup
    @DjLyonslookmeup 7 лет назад +4

    9:34 Scotty's laugh is the best thing on this planet

    • @Ana-rl3ee
      @Ana-rl3ee 7 лет назад

      The One You Forget honestly haha

  • @Ancliz
    @Ancliz 7 лет назад +3

    "YEAH THEY DO" in that manner, to that question, probably wasn't the best response, Scott.

  • @Craz201
    @Craz201 6 лет назад +7

    These. Are. My. Favorite.

  • @TooMuchFakeInThisWorld123
    @TooMuchFakeInThisWorld123 7 лет назад +45

    I love these so much

  • @Escobreezy2002
    @Escobreezy2002 6 лет назад +17

    4:12 I'm crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clobojojo
    @clobojojo 6 лет назад +1

    I love it that they keep checking in with Scottie to see if he understood