A dead eye killer at that. Then add in a badass woman marauder... damn man. Conan is one of the very few stories that leaves me slightly envious of a fictional persons life. His early years would have sucked real bad but what he becomes... maybe worth it
@@woadblueno way worth it he only becomes what he becomes because that bad ass woman marauder is his one love and she died early. His early years sucked, he had a sweet run with his crew for a very short time, then back to the grief and brooding. I’m not hating, I just feel for Conan.
@@racketyjack My ex-gf, Mindy, was a tall, thicc, luscious sexy blonde beauty who moved to Florida 6 years ago bc she wanted to become a pornstar😑 Sounds crazy, huh?? Idk if she ever did??
@Christa Simon Lol🤣 Actually, it's hetter acting than I've seen in some other films over the years, Ms. Simon. Arnold was spot on as Conan👍 His look and delivery were on point throughout the whole film
I was lucky to have watched a nice vintage 35mm print of this film at a local theater in April 2024. When Arnold said, “All sluts” at 1:21, the entire room burst out laughing. Lol. What a great experience to re-visit this classic.
@@Eadbhard I don't like that language, but the music was great because Basil Poldouris conducting the music to the main theme from Conan but he wrote so many scored the he play a piano to make the music to put the group of people start to play the orchestra to the big screen.
I loved this movie from the first time I saw it but always thought it was funny that they were supposed to be thieves when they kind of blundered around showing weapons and not being particularly sneaky
Watched this movie many times, but could never catch what's going on in the scene where Conan says "He's already dead!" and "Can you believe that!" before he punches out the camel? Or maybe I don't want to know.
Conan saved Subotai from being dinner for wolf. He should've been a dead man so this is basically like his second life. In other words, he has been dead already
Wonder if this part of the movie was inspired by John Milius or Oliver Stone's first exposure to a big city (like Times Square in the 70s, or Los Angeles).
@@zsoltkiss545 If what you say is true, 90% of Google users have never read the original Conan stories written by Robert E. Howard in the 1930's. If you have never read them, and I'll wager you have not, then you're the one to be pitied, not me. I feel sorry for anyone who's only perception of Conan is the crap they see in these idiotic films.
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Still one of, if not the best fantasy action movies ever made…the music score is beautiful
Basil Poleadoris (sp?). 💪😎🤟
🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
Try the game > Conan Exiles.
The score really elevates the film.
Fun fact (according to imdb) it was the first movie to use software that would speed up and slow down the music to match the tempo of the scene
❤❤❤❤Valeria
0:37 After being alone for all of his life, Conan finally has a buddy helping him out. That really is awesome.
And he puts together a crew plus a woman who,all of which would give they’re lives for each other.
A dead eye killer at that. Then add in a badass woman marauder... damn man. Conan is one of the very few stories that leaves me slightly envious of a fictional persons life. His early years would have sucked real bad but what he becomes... maybe worth it
@@woadblueno way worth it he only becomes what he becomes because that bad ass woman marauder is his one love and she died early. His early years sucked, he had a sweet run with his crew for a very short time, then back to the grief and brooding. I’m not hating, I just feel for Conan.
Subotai, greatest wing man of all time.
Well,real friend 🙂
the hyborian age yet he has well maintained hair that shines in the night sky, for a thief he grooms well
"Protection from evil?" Reply : "I am evil...!." lol
Such a great line.
The 2nd greatest line after Conan said 'You're all sluts' 😂👍
lmao i can never get over that scene where conan knocks out the camel 🤣
and the same one again in destroyer lol!
It might be a nod to Blazing Saddles (1974) where (Mongo) Alex Karras famously punches a horse and knocks it over
Years later, Arnold paid homage to that, by knocking out a reindeer in 'Jingle all the Way'. 😃
Everyone: **Death glaring the guy who harmed their camel**
Conan: "We should get out of here."
Thank Crom it wasn't a chicken.
Pretty messed up what he did
Loved her character from first sight.
Loved her from first sighr, sir💕😍 Sandahl Bergman was a total hottie, especially as a kick-ass, sexy warrior in C.T.B👍😉
Yeah, she was gorgeous. Reminded me of my first wife.
@@racketyjack No kidding?? Really?? Damn!! She must've been pretty babelicious😍
@@racketyjack My ex-gf, Mindy, was a tall, thicc, luscious sexy blonde beauty who moved to Florida 6 years ago bc she wanted to become a pornstar😑 Sounds crazy, huh?? Idk if she ever did??
Is she still alive? Haven't seen her in anything for a long time.
One of the best soundtracks ever
Crom was pleased indeed and let the composer enter Valhalla.
"You're no guard " and "no" . Literally the only words conan says to her
A much more believable love story than "I don't like sand."
@@slmrcs Hahaha. You are irritating.
@@mantabond He’s not wrong though.
@@NoxWyatt Of course he is, good sir. We meant what we said in jest.
@@slmrcsdude the shit was from 20 years ago. Attack of the Clones wasn't THAT bad
Valeria: Two fools who laugh at death? Do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?
Conan: NO!
Valeria: Then, YOU GO FIRST!!
Wow, great dialogue! Sounds like something a 10-year-old wrote.
@@Eadbhard Urmom
Always gets me every time 🤣🤣😅
Smart gal.....let them 2 idiots go first. If something happens to them, it'll give her time to bail out
@Christa Simon Lol🤣 Actually, it's hetter acting than I've seen in some other films over the years, Ms. Simon. Arnold was spot on as Conan👍 His look and delivery were on point throughout the whole film
When you and your homie be out searching for issues lol
The last time I bought some Black Lotus…it was definitely Haga.
To be fair, you are not a slayer.
1:58 “come. Let’s leave this place. “ that’s one of the few times that Conan seems scared. And it’s by a bunch of unarmed weirdos.
conan tripping off bad shroomers
This will always be the OG warrior movie
I was lucky to have watched a nice vintage 35mm print of this film at a local theater in April 2024. When Arnold said, “All sluts” at 1:21, the entire room burst out laughing. Lol. What a great experience to re-visit this classic.
Valeria is just the best in this movie
Great music
Yes, great music! It's the only thing great about the whole shitty movie.
@@Eadbhard I don't like that language, but the music was great because Basil Poldouris conducting the music to the main theme from Conan but he wrote so many scored the he play a piano to make the music to put the group of people start to play the orchestra to the big screen.
@@jimhults4916 Huh?
A drunk Conan slugging that camel is so hilarious!! One of my favourite scenes!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
Valeria is so bad azz ❤
I loved this movie from the first time I saw it but always thought it was funny that they were supposed to be thieves when they kind of blundered around showing weapons and not being particularly sneaky
Subotai was his right hand man should have been in part 2
1:38 now that's a slap xD man, he knocked out a camel :))
Great movie.
Sandahl was a super babe!
Ko'ed a camel 🤣
Meh, that's nothing! I KO'd a whole pack of camels.
Does Conan have a thing against camels? He knocked out this one and the other one in the sequel. Lol
A camel spat at him early on
wasn't it supposed to be the same camel in Destroyer?
@@cchavezjr7 Possibly.
He also punched a horse in the fight at the beginning of Destroyer against Queen Taramis' guards.
Sandahl Bergman was hot
About 40 years ago😁
@@zsoltkiss545Still kinda hot.
The guy at 0:40 is the actor who portrayed the Rancor keeper in Return of the Jedi.
The OG dark fantasy
They even had drug dealers in the Hyborian Age: "Black Lotus.. Stygian.. the best!"
I WANT MAGICAL REALM DRUGS TOO
@1:12 THIS BETTER NOT BE HAGA...
I would sell HAGA to a slayer such as YoUu... ?
Love this clip
1:28 Ahem, what is that man doing with the llama! 🤨
Punching an innocent camel...
Yeah, I'm always punching camels after somebody sells me hagaa and tells me it's Stygian black lotus.
@@captmurdock Lol😂 He should've knocked out the store owner instead
It’s its own fault for being a camel.
Watched this movie many times, but could never catch what's going on in the scene where Conan says "He's already dead!" and "Can you believe that!" before he punches out the camel? Or maybe I don't want to know.
Ok here's what's happening: In that scene, in the shadows, there's a guy fucking a white lama doggie style. You'll have to look closely.
Conan saved Subotai from being dinner for wolf. He should've been a dead man so this is basically like his second life. In other words, he has been dead already
When he says, “Can you believe that?!” There’s a dude screwing an animal in the background.
@@bandicootwarped7905 Ah yea that makes sense
Wonder if this part of the movie was inspired by John Milius or Oliver Stone's first exposure to a big city (like Times Square in the 70s, or Los Angeles).
Do you know what horrors lie beyond these walls? 🤔 No. Then you go first. No problem. 💪
"just another snake cult" as if this is a common occurrence
Basil Poledouris
to climb anything you need Rope and Claws
pretty cool location
i fuckin love this movie! id be happy to be a member of their party
Sad Arnold didn't make more movies.
He did, however most were not as iconic as this, except maybe terminator
Super
Valeria ❤🤘💯
Reference to Elephant's Tower
Barbarians
IIRC, this was written by Oliver Stone, he of the JFK conspiracy movie.
i would sell haga to a slayer such as you?
Treasure
What is hagga?
That's a very good question.
I have been wondering the same thing for years.
Most likely some "in world" fake black lotus. Prob written into the script just to give the audiences a tiny way to relate to the character
You ever buy a sack from a guy because he said he’s got some dank but it turns out to be ditch weed? Same thing.
You know my maestro music composer is, James Horner and John Williams.
What?
And
Unsure what you mean Jim - Basil Poledouris was the composer for this film.
You may wanna do some research then, because James Horner and John Williams did not compose this film’s music.
This better not be HAGA!
Who hired this RUclips designer that butchered everything under videos?
hell no, they laugh at death because theyre not kitchen dwellers. lol valeria is the one who died
Just another snake cult...
The dialogue in this movie is ridiculous and stupid; the acting is even worse.
90% of Google users liked this film... If you didn't like it, I'm sorry
@@zsoltkiss545 If what you say is true, 90% of Google users have never read the original Conan stories written by Robert E. Howard in the 1930's. If you have never read them, and I'll wager you have not, then you're the one to be pitied, not me. I feel sorry for anyone who's only perception of Conan is the crap they see in these idiotic films.
Tell that to a 10 year old kid who likes it.
@@junjungatbos3548 "10-year-old kid that likes it"? WTF? What, was "Conan the Barbarian" a children's film? You're an idiot.
@@Eadbhard haha fool what
1:21 They're all slahhts!