What can you Cut with Paper? (You will be amazed!)

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    What can you cut with paper?
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Комментарии • 46 тыс.

  • @rustyshackleford4076
    @rustyshackleford4076 7 лет назад +2475

    And people wonder how paper beats rock

    • @JoHillz
      @JoHillz 7 лет назад +22

      Claire Knight with a circular saw

    • @No-_-Name.
      @No-_-Name. 7 лет назад +10

      don't mean to be a smart ass but he used an angle grinder

    • @hfl_
      @hfl_ 7 лет назад +4

      NO NAME Don't mean to be a smart ass but it's "an"

    • @EdmonLabrador
      @EdmonLabrador 7 лет назад

      Claire Knight
      Teen musterbate is the best thing that ever came

    • @williambeck8057
      @williambeck8057 7 лет назад +1

      Claire Knight
      That's very funny and clever.

  • @johnmcclane2401
    @johnmcclane2401 7 лет назад +7819

    I understand why paper beats rock now.

    • @1fat66
      @1fat66 7 лет назад +318

      I assumed it just wrapped it up

    • @runitzriot3814
      @runitzriot3814 7 лет назад +183

      swervedriver nope it turns into saw and tears the rock into pieces

    • @kageta2
      @kageta2 7 лет назад +74

      TIL Paper is sharper than scissors.

    • @geishathor
      @geishathor 7 лет назад +35

      @run then you'll only get more rocks. i dont know how that solves the problem

    • @jatinahir4322
      @jatinahir4322 7 лет назад +20

      its due to torque the fast we rotate paper more harder object would be cut by it 😊
      Nice video Mr. Hacker..

  • @IceCreamCookie
    @IceCreamCookie 7 лет назад +2276

    Can paper cut scissors? It would change the meaning of Rock, Paper, Scissors completely!

    • @milistra2895
      @milistra2895 7 лет назад +42

      Ice Cream Cookie ouuuu that'd be interesting

    • @tnok7150
      @tnok7150 7 лет назад +24

      Ice Cream Cookie it cut the iron, so it could cut scissors as well

    • @user-pb8oj5dl5b
      @user-pb8oj5dl5b 7 лет назад +19

      if it did than all you could choose is paper since it would have an advantage over all of them

    • @somerandomguy3037
      @somerandomguy3037 7 лет назад +24

      But what if it can but scissors can to
      *Dun Dun*
      *Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn*

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 7 лет назад +17

      Tnok Tahir I don't recall seeing it cut any iron in this video.
      then the saw actually broke when cutting the rubber bands

  • @raphoenix2150
    @raphoenix2150 4 года назад +920

    When you get a paper cut
    What it looks like: a tiny cut
    What it feels like:

    • @honeebee2439
      @honeebee2439 3 года назад +14

      You aren’t wrong

    • @ee-mn4nv
      @ee-mn4nv 3 года назад +9

      should get over 100000000000000 likes

    • @kaiho007
      @kaiho007 3 года назад +3

      Hey I'm Bill Cipher!

    • @divinaallapitan2830
      @divinaallapitan2830 3 года назад +3

      ok

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit 3 года назад +7

      I actually saw the inside of my finger from getting a paper cut.

  • @aaronkim7950
    @aaronkim7950 7 лет назад +1725

    *accurate representation of what a paper cut feels like*

    • @naahmad5326
      @naahmad5326 7 лет назад +61

      i just cringed imagining it

    • @tunabuildsstuff
      @tunabuildsstuff 7 лет назад +10

      SAME

    • @Bleachfan872
      @Bleachfan872 7 лет назад +5

      Stepping on a Lego, Card-Board Paper-cuts, and getting your hand sliced with a dull box-cutter. They are all just as terrible.

    • @battlebruvabdrv1836
      @battlebruvabdrv1836 7 лет назад +3

      "What can paper cut"
      My flesh
      every fucking time I try to pick it up

    • @joshuaerazo2671
      @joshuaerazo2671 7 лет назад +1

      LOL ME TOO 😂

  • @kookie4nookie
    @kookie4nookie 7 лет назад +2794

    Awesome!! Can it cut my debt in half?

    • @boltiegaming4387
      @boltiegaming4387 7 лет назад +51

      kookie4nookie Lol, maybe it can, just cut the person that you owe to.

    • @OzzyTheGiant
      @OzzyTheGiant 7 лет назад +16

      Sure, just put your monthly statements on the table and grind away

    • @williamhill3216
      @williamhill3216 7 лет назад +4

      kookie4nookie m

    • @DJXPMLProductions
      @DJXPMLProductions 7 лет назад +2

      kookie4nookie funny

    • @emanuelzhimrules
      @emanuelzhimrules 7 лет назад +23

      Yeah but thats a different kind of paper lol

  • @TanGuanRui
    @TanGuanRui 7 лет назад +2287

    0:12 thought he wanna gonna cut his play button wtf

  • @Arey2539
    @Arey2539 4 года назад +568

    2:09
    A pencil is made out of a tree just like paper
    “I used the tree to destroy the tree”

  • @frikinno5367
    @frikinno5367 7 лет назад +1662

    Mr. Hacker: WHAT CAN YOU CUT WITH PAPER
    Me: my finger

    • @Armon3y
      @Armon3y 7 лет назад +12

      Pittitz - Gaming I THOUGHT THE SAME

    • @rashidmohammed6531
      @rashidmohammed6531 7 лет назад +5

      Pittitz - Gaming what if you get paper cuts

    • @doopiedemi439
      @doopiedemi439 7 лет назад +2

      Pittitz - Gaming paper cut :D lame joke right XD

    • @mrtester2828
      @mrtester2828 7 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha! Good one!

    • @frikinno5367
      @frikinno5367 7 лет назад +5

      333 likes?!? Wow! I just posted this comment 18 hours ago!

  • @mwiz3526
    @mwiz3526 7 лет назад +1847

    "Paper beats rock"😂

    • @elsmok3952
      @elsmok3952 7 лет назад +1

      It does

    • @firelion27
      @firelion27 7 лет назад +7

      That why paper can cut rock

    • @13.7BYITM
      @13.7BYITM 7 лет назад +1

      The more you know

    • @Kllrkrtt309
      @Kllrkrtt309 7 лет назад +5

      Deadlake 420th comment like. Give me some weed now.

    • @roccobarletta6188
      @roccobarletta6188 7 лет назад +2

      420th like... only reason I liked

  • @aishakhan2862
    @aishakhan2862 7 лет назад +1467

    This actually defies the rule of *"Rock Paper Scissor"*

    • @digi4998
      @digi4998 7 лет назад +34

      Aisha Yasir no paper beats rock. Unless you're talking about it beating scissors

    • @cancercrew2110
      @cancercrew2110 7 лет назад +8

      Rock scissors fucking blade of paper

    • @PRESPOVERTY
      @PRESPOVERTY 7 лет назад +44

      It actually doesn't because the scissor was used In the beginning of the video to cut the paper.

    • @theRealFizz_
      @theRealFizz_ 7 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @DeviousCatGirl
      @DeviousCatGirl 7 лет назад +2

      Aisha Yasir lmao

  • @AreguIaruser
    @AreguIaruser 4 года назад +199

    Vid: *shows paper cutting wood*
    Me: ah yes tree vs tree

  • @kelsythekelp2330
    @kelsythekelp2330 7 лет назад +2875

    This would lead to some terrible paper cuts...

    • @imodekillz5846
      @imodekillz5846 7 лет назад +11

      Kelsy The Kelp i know, u know when the semester starts and u have to open the packing the books come with and u get a paper cut, AARRGGGH! Shit!

    • @Ozm8eyPlays
      @Ozm8eyPlays 7 лет назад +5

      Luna The Doggo getting cutting?

    • @narutouzamaki3354
      @narutouzamaki3354 7 лет назад

      Luna The Doggo how do you know IT is a man

    • @phoel8377
      @phoel8377 7 лет назад +12

      Kelsy The Kelp imagine your finger being cut off

    • @ricof1888
      @ricof1888 7 лет назад +34

      Kelsy The Kelp imagine having to tell people you're missing a finger from a paper cut

  • @hanzo6259
    @hanzo6259 7 лет назад +2112

    The real question is can paper cut paper

  • @yousofmelaih4088
    @yousofmelaih4088 7 лет назад +1853

    I don't think that scissors will beat paper anymore 😂😂😂😂

    • @samd8872
      @samd8872 7 лет назад +65

      Yousof Melaih I would be funny if he cuts the scissors with the paper 😂

    • @Odwer
      @Odwer 7 лет назад +2

      Impossible!

    • @Aim201
      @Aim201 7 лет назад +2

      it is possible now lol

    • @Odwer
      @Odwer 7 лет назад +7

      Metal scissors would probably be too tough to be cut with this.

    • @hufflepuffgirl3594
      @hufflepuffgirl3594 7 лет назад +7

      Yousof Melaih if you try and to cut the circle with the scissors I wonder what would happen. I not insulting you or anything I'm just wondering

  • @meerabirfan6088
    @meerabirfan6088 4 года назад +75

    Paper:*CUTS EVERYTHING*
    Scissors: Am i joke to you?

    • @AkarisStuff
      @AkarisStuff 3 года назад +4

      Paper can also cut sicssors

    • @rasxhu6643
      @rasxhu6643 3 года назад +1

      @@AkarisStuff not the metal part tho

    • @AkarisStuff
      @AkarisStuff 3 года назад +1

      @@rasxhu6643 ye...

    • @BlockGamingOfficialYT
      @BlockGamingOfficialYT 3 года назад

      @@rasxhu6643
      but without the plastic the metal will be useless tho

    • @SrGreen02
      @SrGreen02 Год назад

      @@BlockGamingOfficialYT lol no

  • @pablodavico
    @pablodavico 7 лет назад +1771

    Next you see paper being banned from airplanes and prisons

  • @cloroxbleach4465
    @cloroxbleach4465 7 лет назад +2343

    *what can you cut with paper*
    Your fucking finger.

    • @kishin9236
      @kishin9236 7 лет назад +37

      Clorox Bleach you are everywhere I go, do you live in the comments section of every video ever?

    • @scout6388
      @scout6388 7 лет назад +16

      *Your

    • @serentique
      @serentique 7 лет назад +5

      Clorox Bleach you are fucking finger

    • @cloroxbleach4465
      @cloroxbleach4465 7 лет назад

      cringe matrix you could say that.

    • @ashlee7131
      @ashlee7131 7 лет назад +13

      your wrists

  • @siddhayak
    @siddhayak 7 лет назад +500

    Well a paper cut just got a whole new meaning

  • @simoncuypers1213
    @simoncuypers1213 4 года назад +86

    *Paper cuts literally everything*
    Sawblade: ''Am I a joke to you?''

  • @FightingMario54321
    @FightingMario54321 7 лет назад +949

    I was so nervous this guy would get a paper cut accidentally.

  • @alphwn
    @alphwn 7 лет назад +1337

    This is the sequel to the 1000 degree Red Glowing Knife

    • @adialedash8539
      @adialedash8539 7 лет назад +24

      1000 degree paper

    • @ethanafc9572
      @ethanafc9572 7 лет назад +4

      Adiale Dash well if your talking about angles it will be 360 degrees and if it was 1000 degrees temperature wise it would be on fire so I do not understand you

    • @mamasnok6915
      @mamasnok6915 7 лет назад

      Salty Jam gz you have a 1000 likes for this comment ^^

    • @overthinkingninjago
      @overthinkingninjago 7 лет назад +4

      I was literally waiting for someone to comment this

    • @palfers8781
      @palfers8781 7 лет назад +1

      Overthinking Ninjago ik

  • @Crystal-pu3id
    @Crystal-pu3id 7 лет назад +1353

    i cant believe i spent 5 minutes watching someone cut stuff with paper. what am i doing with my life.
    edit: omg how do i have so many likes?! thought i was the only wierdo watching paper cutting.

    • @ArdillaLoco
      @ArdillaLoco 7 лет назад +24

      Don't feel bad, before watching this, I watched him play with eggs for 6 minutes..

    • @Pinkrevenge101
      @Pinkrevenge101 7 лет назад +1

      Mr. Negativity lmfao

    • @uwuivy
      @uwuivy 7 лет назад +2

      +Crystal D cough what life

    • @serenitytaylor9179
      @serenitytaylor9179 7 лет назад

      Crystal D What me to answer that? XD KIDDING :)

    • @thatbelgiandude1433
      @thatbelgiandude1433 7 лет назад +9

      Crystal D and what about me then? I just looking to the reactions to this video instead of the video itself what am I ding with my life.. holy fuck

  • @everpummy
    @everpummy 4 года назад +198

    RUclips Recommendation : Hey!...Wanna See A *PAPER* Cutting A *PAPER* ?!?

    • @mrduped6506
      @mrduped6506 4 года назад +1

      This was commented long ago but I got recommendation too just recently

    • @darkbrightflow9406
      @darkbrightflow9406 4 года назад

      @@mrduped6506 me too

    • @olothandosigenu3074
      @olothandosigenu3074 4 года назад

      me : sure yeah, ofcourse.😭

    • @tzmp3247
      @tzmp3247 4 года назад

      @@darkbrightflow9406 also me

  • @fk4338
    @fk4338 7 лет назад +2147

    Scrolls down to comment section
    "Paper cut"
    "Papercut"
    "Papercut"
    "Papercut"

  • @3xDarklink
    @3xDarklink 7 лет назад +1140

    So... This is why paper beat rock?

    • @aeliz2723
      @aeliz2723 7 лет назад +10

      3xDarklink so why does sissors beat paper then first

    • @9_pranshusingh221
      @9_pranshusingh221 7 лет назад +11

      eli Ace Well if you do this against a blade the paper would give up and get torn. Remember the layer of papar, the clean circle and the fast speed of spinning helps it to cut

    • @ngwilkum
      @ngwilkum 7 лет назад +16

      scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock smashes scissors

    • @tinky8888
      @tinky8888 7 лет назад +7

      Paper beats rick because it is a metaphoric way of it. Brains over brawn, or mind over matter, brains/mind being paper and brawn/matter being rock.

    • @clarktras
      @clarktras 7 лет назад +5

      Tinky8888 ikr people don't understand btw... why did you say again?

  • @cuchullainoconnor529
    @cuchullainoconnor529 6 лет назад +15947

    This is why paper beats rock

    • @emily5689
      @emily5689 6 лет назад +727

      And why it also beats scissors now

    • @xdxd-my4sh
      @xdxd-my4sh 6 лет назад +625

      Also can beat your own fingers ,be careful

    • @nedasstaugaitis6231
      @nedasstaugaitis6231 6 лет назад +119

      Cuchullain O'connor no it’s because paper covers it up and it dies :P

    • @jadaistired1163
      @jadaistired1163 6 лет назад +71

      fuck aaron
      **Facepalm**

    • @jadaistired1163
      @jadaistired1163 6 лет назад +84

      fuck aaron
      You must be fun at parties.

  • @MinYeo
    @MinYeo 4 года назад +60

    There are a few moments when it gave me anxiety looking at how close his fingers are towards the unstable paper cutter.

  • @smartcookie8131
    @smartcookie8131 7 лет назад +2159

    Doctor: how did you lose your finger?!
    Guy: i got a paper cut

    • @Shotgunred1997
      @Shotgunred1997 7 лет назад +7

      i see what u did there!

    • @Shotgunred1997
      @Shotgunred1997 7 лет назад +6

      +GLP Gaming whoa whoa whoa it's a joke don't call me a dumbass dumbass

    • @joshoowa1315
      @joshoowa1315 7 лет назад +6

      Nicholas Shipman lol if he couldn't tell that it was a joke do you really think he has the right to call you that?

    • @josephandrewcampbell2302
      @josephandrewcampbell2302 7 лет назад +1

      Smart Cookie that is funny

    • @MadGamer2002
      @MadGamer2002 7 лет назад

      City Wither no u

  • @ikuraf87
    @ikuraf87 7 лет назад +1454

    I'm so scared your hand was a bit close to the machine when your started it.

  • @martinaallegra3366
    @martinaallegra3366 6 лет назад +548

    This is the reason why paper beats rock

    • @nambinhvu
      @nambinhvu 6 лет назад +8

      martina allegra throw the rock at it and you'll see the paper will lose

    • @martinaallegra3366
      @martinaallegra3366 6 лет назад +7

      nambinhvu yes ik but in this video it beats almost everything. It is just because of the speed it takes so yeah...

    • @martinaallegra3366
      @martinaallegra3366 6 лет назад +4

      nambinhvu anyway yes ik it'll loose

    • @nambinhvu
      @nambinhvu 6 лет назад +1

      martina allegra the paper would lose against everything in the video if they tried to go through it faster. Lol paper only won because it was going so slow.

    • @leifuertes306
      @leifuertes306 6 лет назад +11

      nambinhvu
      It's a "rock, paper, scissors" comment.. ain't that deep bro

  • @creativecallimania8247
    @creativecallimania8247 5 лет назад +197

    Paper : Cutting everything
    A Pair of Scissors : _For what I'm made_
    *crying sounds*

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 4 года назад +7

      To cut the paper and help making Paper cutter 0:29

    • @Monn2754
      @Monn2754 4 года назад

      Was scissiors made before or after paper?

    • @maritime9297
      @maritime9297 4 года назад

      @@Monn2754 what came first? The scissors or the paper? We'll never truly know.

    • @Kupynu
      @Kupynu 4 года назад

      scissor used to cut a paper

    • @arakanichigou3582
      @arakanichigou3582 4 года назад

      Seems paper beats scissors this time

  • @nuff1577
    @nuff1577 7 лет назад +2547

    Now this brings the term 'paper cut' to a new level

    • @redpika6020
      @redpika6020 7 лет назад +16

      Nuffaded DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      that was stupid

    • @zongballs
      @zongballs 7 лет назад +1

      Nuffaded ba dum tiss

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 7 лет назад +2

      Nuffaded What does that saying even mean?
      Lol I'm from Finland

    • @Charlie-id9qb
      @Charlie-id9qb 7 лет назад

      Santtu sammakko that means like you know when you pass your finger past the side of a paper, and it hurts so bad? image that with this XD

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 7 лет назад

      altaria power Ooh okay it means just that?

  • @terrry9709
    @terrry9709 7 лет назад +1672

    Giving paper cut a whole new meaning

    • @plumeless4462
      @plumeless4462 7 лет назад +13

      Jonathan Luu I thought of that

    • @saultyops8612
      @saultyops8612 7 лет назад +7

      Jonathan Luu lol ur profile pic reminds me of me lol.

    • @theghostkillz8921
      @theghostkillz8921 7 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @terrry9709
      @terrry9709 7 лет назад +15

      Ɖead Ƒury Ƥlays paper doesn't cut your fingers
      Paper slices your fingers

    • @SirFatCatt
      @SirFatCatt 7 лет назад +8

      Hey nice avatar bruh

  • @raydominguez9351
    @raydominguez9351 7 лет назад +1237

    now i am cutting tomatoes using a sheet of paper. thank u youtube

    • @juliansanchez4906
      @juliansanchez4906 7 лет назад +7

      Ray Dominguez yeah that won't work lol

    • @Ziak_
      @Ziak_ 7 лет назад +23

      TheKidHairStylist but there is water in 🍅

    • @ok.5533
      @ok.5533 7 лет назад +6

      Ray Dominguez It'll get wet with the tomato juice though... :(

    • @NghiNguyen-cu2nz
      @NghiNguyen-cu2nz 7 лет назад +4

      Ray Dominguez 666th liked lmao

    • @mindopotato3876
      @mindopotato3876 7 лет назад +1

      What would be the practicality of that?

  • @lrthbee
    @lrthbee 4 года назад +50

    Skin:
    Paper:ima bout to ruin this whole mans career

    • @danishrajput0199
      @danishrajput0199 4 года назад +3

      This man's whole career* 🤦

    • @MrDead00
      @MrDead00 3 года назад

      @@danishrajput0199 omg kiddo xd

  • @dadood4050
    @dadood4050 7 лет назад +1468

    Now there's a whole other definition of "paper cut".

    • @k.h.production22669
      @k.h.production22669 7 лет назад +4

      DaDood HAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kitkatkid1976
      @kitkatkid1976 7 лет назад +43

      DaDood damnit you stole my joke before i could think of it

    • @Dino-er8tp
      @Dino-er8tp 7 лет назад +3

      DaDood BUDUM TS

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt 7 лет назад +4

      When I watched this I was gonna say"Well, who wants a paper cut!"

    • @kidchampions7361
      @kidchampions7361 7 лет назад +8

      DaDood can he use sand paper? lol

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 7 лет назад +2180

    My exam paper is harder than that

    • @denbeere4277
      @denbeere4277 7 лет назад +6

      TheGreenPianist copyright

    • @thatank1419
      @thatank1419 7 лет назад +1

      TheGreenPianist ya I agree

    • @notkoreansg
      @notkoreansg 7 лет назад +4

      That's what she said...

    • @novica.m
      @novica.m 7 лет назад +24

      Without glue nothing will happen, the glue is the reason for this cutting.

    • @paddythelegend1671
      @paddythelegend1671 7 лет назад +14

      The thing about exam paper is that it goes slow

  • @user-pw2qq4io6d
    @user-pw2qq4io6d 7 лет назад +983

    that's one way to win at rock,paper,scissors..

    • @LisforLosers
      @LisforLosers 7 лет назад +17

      Lucifer The Lord of All Evil I bet you're really fun at parties bro

    • @lucifer7964
      @lucifer7964 7 лет назад +1

      +Lucifer The Lord of All Evil you're a fraud!

    • @beezerboy4152
      @beezerboy4152 7 лет назад +12

      Cc123 you can be the paper and the scissors, kinda

    • @aarellaquino7056
      @aarellaquino7056 7 лет назад +5

      MLSxD no he meant cut the rock and scissors

    • @moreliaa130
      @moreliaa130 7 лет назад

      Cc123 999th like😂

  • @kloakxz385
    @kloakxz385 5 лет назад +19

    Metal saw: I can cut anything
    Paper: I’m bout’ to end this whole mans career

  • @audreysiahaya4476
    @audreysiahaya4476 7 лет назад +1464

    Throughout the entire video all I was thinking about was paper cuts

    • @jackhiggins9804
      @jackhiggins9804 7 лет назад

      Audrey Siahaya Same

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 7 лет назад +9

      Yep. It's probably bad i was hoping to see just how bad of a paper cut it'd be

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 7 лет назад +13

      Audrey Siahaya I about died when he turned it on, because of how close it was to his fingers 😱

    • @xoro172
      @xoro172 7 лет назад +1

      Audrey Siahaya same

    • @juniclark2967
      @juniclark2967 7 лет назад

      ikr

  • @InsaneLiving
    @InsaneLiving 7 лет назад +1212

    *PAPERCUT INTENSIFIES*

  • @cat-co7wf
    @cat-co7wf 7 лет назад +3012

    *_THIS IS HOW PAPER BEATS ROCK IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS_*

  • @izmizcha955
    @izmizcha955 4 года назад +6

    Title: *What can you cut with paper?*
    Me: My fingers

  • @abbababba8186
    @abbababba8186 7 лет назад +1111

    Next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I know what I'm gonna be.

    • @abbababba8186
      @abbababba8186 7 лет назад +24

      Paper beats rock, scissors, and probably even other paper now.

    • @earf2root
      @earf2root 7 лет назад +1

      Just Some Thuggy Penguins rock?

    • @deyseem3rollin260
      @deyseem3rollin260 7 лет назад

      D Erarte yea

    • @seb._
      @seb._ 7 лет назад +5

      Oreo Cookie are you joking? please tell me you are

    • @anormalnamelikeash2822
      @anormalnamelikeash2822 7 лет назад

      TheCODGAMER ANDDESTINYGAMER
      Lol

  • @nickp7950
    @nickp7950 7 лет назад +610

    See paper does beat rock... and wood and coconut

    • @thenovareactor8764
      @thenovareactor8764 7 лет назад +2

      Nick P and scissors

    • @verynormalvic
      @verynormalvic 7 лет назад

      The Nova Reactor not scissors. I'm sure it can't break metal

    • @JasonKoolz
      @JasonKoolz 7 лет назад +4

      Nick P and a rubber band ball, PVC piping, cardboard and if lucky, maybe metal

    • @kkdrips8556
      @kkdrips8556 7 лет назад +1

      Nick P right

    • @quotenibby9841
      @quotenibby9841 7 лет назад +4

      It always did beat rock.

  • @nathangonzalez1941
    @nathangonzalez1941 6 лет назад +487

    Whole new level of rock, paper, scissors

    • @bellathebeezlebub1713
      @bellathebeezlebub1713 6 лет назад +10

      Nathan Gonzalez can paper really beat rock :3

    • @amooselord4345
      @amooselord4345 6 лет назад +11

      Nathan Gonzalez *WHAT PAPER REALLY DOES TO ROCK*

    • @loladewan89
      @loladewan89 6 лет назад +3

      T.N.T Girl it always does the paper wraps the rock

    • @unicorn69
      @unicorn69 6 лет назад +2

      Paper would cut the scissors

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 6 лет назад

      Lola Dewan but now paper will cut the rock

  • @somgi8304
    @somgi8304 5 лет назад +44

    Next episode:
    I cut INFINITY STONE with PAPER

  • @masoncooper8731
    @masoncooper8731 7 лет назад +6450

    Goes to hospital with severed finger
    Nurse: What caused this?
    Me: paper cut

    • @greasedlightning9330
      @greasedlightning9330 7 лет назад +135

      Mason Cooper I'm sure the pain would be worth it. Last time I busted my arm and went to the hospital, I completely forgot about the pain I was in while gazing at my nurse's eyes. Dang she was cute! I never forgot those eyes. :D

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 7 лет назад +100

      Greased Lightning But what if my nurse is a bitch

    • @greasedlightning9330
      @greasedlightning9330 7 лет назад +67

      Helena Alessandra Give her dog food instead of chocolates? :{D

    • @rnnie7824
      @rnnie7824 7 лет назад +40

      Mason Cooper i was gonna make a joke similar to this but i saw this comment and i was like wow really

    • @samlancaster3130
      @samlancaster3130 7 лет назад +2

      Mason Cooper XD BRILLIANT

  • @Spokler7
    @Spokler7 7 лет назад +2803

    Can it cut Friendzone ?

  • @jtasticc
    @jtasticc 7 лет назад +576

    Conclusion : Paper is the new steel

    • @jenniferh725
      @jenniferh725 7 лет назад +24

      JanesLee GT Now scissors doesn't beat anything

    • @sybear.
      @sybear. 7 лет назад +6

      Phanic! At the School Of Witchcraft and Septiplier maybe scissors doesn't beat paper in Rock Paper Scissors

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 7 лет назад

      but paper is heavier than steel

    • @ataready8810
      @ataready8810 7 лет назад +28

      Maybe paper beats rock by slicing through it.

    • @CosmoKo_
      @CosmoKo_ 7 лет назад +22

      *Paper is the new '1000 degrees hot knife'

  • @AnimationsAndOtherStuff
    @AnimationsAndOtherStuff 5 лет назад +20

    *Pencil BFDI has joined the chat*
    Pencil BFDI: *sees **2:08*
    *Pencil BFDI has left the chat*

  • @cietoxbl8490
    @cietoxbl8490 7 лет назад +901

    This is an upgrade from paper cuts

  • @izaccsgansit3507
    @izaccsgansit3507 7 лет назад +934

    I now understand why paper beats rock.

    • @realizedfn2072
      @realizedfn2072 7 лет назад +16

      Izaccs Gansit lol it thought they use to say it because paper can cover rock

    • @hehheh1204
      @hehheh1204 7 лет назад

      _ iGlitchzy
      you're right about that.

    • @captainfalcon8259
      @captainfalcon8259 7 лет назад

      Boi if paper covered rock the paper would tear

    • @JoshuaPTFan
      @JoshuaPTFan 7 лет назад +5

      If only he tried a rock, but he didn't. :(

    • @Chilla_We
      @Chilla_We 7 лет назад +1

      best of the day XD

  • @streaksdhmu5817
    @streaksdhmu5817 6 лет назад +277

    *Gets stabbed with knife* "Meh"
    *Gets paper cut* "IM GONNA FREAKING DIE!"

  • @purvisood17
    @purvisood17 4 года назад +11

    this takes the term "paper cut" to a whole new level

  • @JohnSmith-cz4mm
    @JohnSmith-cz4mm 7 лет назад +416

    Plot twist, this is a Hitachi commercial

  • @reinversnel9813
    @reinversnel9813 7 лет назад +681

    I'd guess he used 3 pieces of paper because 1 just wouldn't cut it...

  • @icomment165
    @icomment165 7 лет назад +546

    Imagine getting a paper cut with that.

    • @olivia_proulx
      @olivia_proulx 7 лет назад +13

      Lyndsay Dellinger NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

    • @ChaosInsurgent22
      @ChaosInsurgent22 7 лет назад

      Lyndsay Dellinger oh god

    • @emmanuel5877
      @emmanuel5877 7 лет назад

      Lyndsay Dellinger h no

    • @greeniextrolled5645
      @greeniextrolled5645 7 лет назад +7

      Lyndsay Dellinger 0k that would be painfull

    • @GwenieM
      @GwenieM 7 лет назад +7

      Lyndsay Dellinger You'd lose whatever it cut. :P

  • @aattamim1647
    @aattamim1647 4 года назад +2

    *coconut without water at last??!!* 5:06

  • @radyaachmadalif1266
    @radyaachmadalif1266 7 лет назад +2681

    Thats why paper can beat rock

    • @miaboivin4762
      @miaboivin4762 7 лет назад +11

      Radya Alif OMG SO TRUE!!😂😂😂

    • @lukasvaranavicius3997
      @lukasvaranavicius3997 7 лет назад +39

      Radya Alif doesn't that mean paper can beat scissors aswell?

    • @djjellylee
      @djjellylee 7 лет назад +47

      Lukenzio o pretty sure these couldn't cut stainless steel maybe just scratch it

    • @georginahoyle5186
      @georginahoyle5186 7 лет назад +2

      Radya Alif yay

    • @dneendcreeper3239
      @dneendcreeper3239 7 лет назад +5

      Anjel Lee Yes, the metal would disperse the heat from the friction too quickly to melt. The cutting is caused by the friction burning/melting the material, as clearly seen when cutting wood.

  • @jchry3688
    @jchry3688 7 лет назад +2434

    0:13
    God i thought he was gonna cut the play button

  • @epicgreen8184
    @epicgreen8184 7 лет назад +1272

    So you can cut PVC pipes, wood, cardboard, a coconut, and reinforced plastic with paper, but it can barely cut a Baguette? What kind of world am I living in?

    • @JoseLopez-mp2qs
      @JoseLopez-mp2qs 7 лет назад +204

      Is that u brother bleach??

    • @lalisrodriguez1983
      @lalisrodriguez1983 7 лет назад +35

      Lmaoo ^^^^😂😂😂😂

    • @epicgreen8184
      @epicgreen8184 7 лет назад +123

      Clorox Bleach Yes, my brother. It is me. The upgrade.

    • @zareyab.787
      @zareyab.787 7 лет назад +91

      *BROTHERS REUNITED*

    • @galaxsesspace4164
      @galaxsesspace4164 7 лет назад +15

      JackSepticEyeLover126 honestly make a book/show/movie about two bleaches on is more upgraded and lemony they reunite watch/read to find out what happens next

  • @maxhawkins8845
    @maxhawkins8845 4 года назад +10

    i don’t even wanna think about the paper cuts this thing could make

  • @Formerfuego
    @Formerfuego 7 лет назад +866

    When you realise paper is stronger than you.

    • @kingjaz7708
      @kingjaz7708 7 лет назад +4

      Andrew X Gaming 😂

    • @mesutozdemir5171
      @mesutozdemir5171 7 лет назад +3

      KingJaz B. :D

    • @justinwade34
      @justinwade34 7 лет назад +4

      Something something Soviet Russia

    • @kamenvapor3658
      @kamenvapor3658 7 лет назад

      Not until it get help from something
      SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU BEAT PAPER

    • @asap_audi
      @asap_audi 7 лет назад

      Andrew X Gaming wait😖... what!!!😨

  • @Maysonlee93
    @Maysonlee93 7 лет назад +444

    try rock to see if paper really beats it

    • @jefferyspurgeon5887
      @jefferyspurgeon5887 7 лет назад +37

      Mayson Lee It will change Rock, Paper, Scissors for life

    • @ariflukitoo
      @ariflukitoo 7 лет назад +3

      Jeff_The_Gamer _ paper would be useless choice then

    • @Wildscape98
      @Wildscape98 7 лет назад +1

      Jeff_The_Gamer _ ..this video covinced us to change the rock, paper and scisoor game rules...paper should win against scissor..

    • @Huskie_BOSG
      @Huskie_BOSG 7 лет назад +1

      Kishan debbarma no because that will throw the balance of the game. it's designed that rock beat scissors but not paper and paper beats Rock and not scissors. it's made that there will always be a winner unless you both pick the same choice

    • @gazza4733
      @gazza4733 7 лет назад +8

      Jordan Nealy you have a firm grip of the obvious. WELL DONE ! WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR?!?!

  • @nauelaburto6639
    @nauelaburto6639 7 лет назад +900

    cut a nokia 3310 amd create a vortex in time

    • @sandinmytoes7027
      @sandinmytoes7027 7 лет назад +28

      Nauel Aburto make this the top comment

    • @lewist5631
      @lewist5631 7 лет назад +6

      Nauel Aburto 😂😂😂😂

    • @Yrgawande
      @Yrgawande 7 лет назад +5

      Nauel Aburto it's not possible.. If you try you will go behind in time

    • @dunkeysss4716
      @dunkeysss4716 7 лет назад

      ULTIMATEVortex127 XD

    • @lcsgasparino
      @lcsgasparino 6 лет назад

      up

  • @kushagrakanchan4510
    @kushagrakanchan4510 5 лет назад +30

    0:12 Who else thought that he was going to cut his silver play button

  • @ChargePositive
    @ChargePositive 7 лет назад +872

    This works because the paper is spinning so fast it forgets that it's paper.

    • @mysticmonkey9057
      @mysticmonkey9057 7 лет назад +38

      ChargePositive true, it thinks its metal because it has short term memory loss

    • @voidd894
      @voidd894 7 лет назад +1

      ChargePositive and the fact that paper is made from wood, I'm ur 100th like on da comment btw ;>

    • @emancules
      @emancules 7 лет назад +2

      Mystic Monkey99 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @LOVEbelOwable
      @LOVEbelOwable 7 лет назад +52

      This is one of those answers that you know is wrong but still seems undeniably scientifically true 😂

    • @LittleBigBirdz
      @LittleBigBirdz 7 лет назад +1

      bee chang indeed

  • @ChrisphoTM
    @ChrisphoTM 7 лет назад +884

    This no longer works it had been patch on the newest update

    • @skullyface1
      @skullyface1 7 лет назад +15

      ChrisTheSk8r Damnit I was just about to glitch myself a life.

    • @hameggmcmuffin
      @hameggmcmuffin 7 лет назад +11

      ChrisTheSk8r Damnit Kaplan

    • @TheSmokekoke
      @TheSmokekoke 7 лет назад +13

      Fucking Gaben

    • @IvanNava
      @IvanNava 7 лет назад +1

      Rohin your friend No u

    • @rickybacarro4516
      @rickybacarro4516 7 лет назад +1

      So whats ghe new meta?

  • @HeroineJune
    @HeroineJune 7 лет назад +1803

    This changes the game in Rock Paper Scissors

    • @martinamohdkhalid7824
      @martinamohdkhalid7824 7 лет назад +6

      June lol!! 😁😁😁

    • @azer_ix
      @azer_ix 7 лет назад +83

      There's a reason why paper wins over rock.

    • @erronblack2914
      @erronblack2914 7 лет назад +4

      This needs to be top comment number 2

    • @pabloherrero9113
      @pabloherrero9113 7 лет назад +65

      Paper cuts scissors
      Paper cuts Rock
      Paper and paper fight till dead

    • @fcv2809
      @fcv2809 7 лет назад

      June true

  • @innocentguy9639
    @innocentguy9639 4 года назад +4

    Paper be like: YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER?!

  • @joyitadarling5815
    @joyitadarling5815 7 лет назад +270

    when I saw the paper blade above the coconut, I thought, 'no way'.
    *WAY*

    • @oneshotinc.3856
      @oneshotinc.3856 7 лет назад +1

      Rainbow Life well he had to change that paper blade like atleast 3 times

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays 7 лет назад

      Rainbow Life knife

    • @channingpappe2876
      @channingpappe2876 7 лет назад

      Rainbow Life 6/10 He used a knife One Shot you mean all on the coconut right? I didn't see the transition of any was shown.
      Edit
      I see now. Didn't notice the jump cuts and that was where the changes came in.

    • @atticush8326
      @atticush8326 7 лет назад +2

      Rainbow Life same tho!!!

  • @lovemichael9850
    @lovemichael9850 7 лет назад +1854

    Listen up guys!! You HAVE to be careful when you go out on the streets because yesterday at around 6.30pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors, luckily I had enough agility and pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won...

  • @ambernylahmyers9018
    @ambernylahmyers9018 7 лет назад +400

    So yeah, paper beats rock

    • @andreww3183
      @andreww3183 7 лет назад +2

      Amber Myers and everything else

    • @redux4063
      @redux4063 7 лет назад +1

      Po0L DeAd8733 not scissors!

    • @pdubjank7454
      @pdubjank7454 7 лет назад +3

      Amber Myers it already did

    • @Swimsalot123MC
      @Swimsalot123MC 7 лет назад +2

      Amber Myers uh paper already beat rock? nice try

    • @ambernylahmyers9018
      @ambernylahmyers9018 7 лет назад +3

      Swimsalot123 I was saying now I understand why paper beats rock😑

  • @unknownbot8066
    @unknownbot8066 4 года назад +6

    4:30
    For what you've come for😎
    Tnks me later

  • @graceellefsen
    @graceellefsen 7 лет назад +943

    You can give your self a very bad paper cut with that.😂

    • @isabella-og7wn
      @isabella-og7wn 7 лет назад +2

      grace ellefsen you are like, the 20 billionth comment that has to do with the extreme paper cuts this can give Xd

    • @isabella-og7wn
      @isabella-og7wn 7 лет назад

      Frik I meant XD

    • @graceellefsen
      @graceellefsen 7 лет назад

      Theylove ._.baddie I just came up with that on the spot 😂

    • @chadwinters8854
      @chadwinters8854 7 лет назад

      Theylove ._.baddie
      And????

    • @meeperfive
      @meeperfive 7 лет назад

      CupCake Bunny nice profile pic

  • @jiseong15
    @jiseong15 6 лет назад +691

    pen: I am mightier than the sword.
    paper: hold my beer

  • @cadewalton8046
    @cadewalton8046 7 лет назад +1635

    Recent update from the White House: Congress planning on banning paper from schools

    • @xxgaming_star_boyxx2928
      @xxgaming_star_boyxx2928 7 лет назад +7

      Cade Walton And used Leaves😂

    • @dayanalemus3358
      @dayanalemus3358 7 лет назад +42

      Cade Walton breaking news! A man recently just broke into the White House and killed all the guards. With just three pieces of PAPER!

    • @coolbones9709
      @coolbones9709 7 лет назад +1

      Cade Walton AAA, HELL YEA!!!!!!

    • @prettyviolence
      @prettyviolence 7 лет назад +3

      Cade Walton yay 😊

    • @leviksd
      @leviksd 7 лет назад +2

      AAUUGHHH FUCK YEAH!!!

  • @nurlindaamil6486
    @nurlindaamil6486 4 года назад +1

    The title is misleading, it should be, 3 pieces of 85gsm bookpaper glued and hardened together used as grinder blade.

  • @mrfreezefreeze4776
    @mrfreezefreeze4776 7 лет назад +462

    I knew my homework would kill me

    • @jaredcharlot907
      @jaredcharlot907 7 лет назад +5

      mr freeze freeze lol

    • @rewq7772
      @rewq7772 6 лет назад +1

      mr freeze freeze Damn, how many sub bots do you use?

    • @oaklogs7779
      @oaklogs7779 6 лет назад

      Gotta tell all my teachers that homework is dangerous now

    • @bartle8620
      @bartle8620 6 лет назад

      At least u got a science project

  • @DaTrueSenpai
    @DaTrueSenpai 7 лет назад +195

    taking papercuts to the next level!

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 6 лет назад +1276

    I thought he was gonna cut his play button with paper at the start.

  • @JadetheGoober
    @JadetheGoober 3 года назад +3

    I would’ve loved to see a side by side of the blade before and after use

  • @bfffoeever1881
    @bfffoeever1881 6 лет назад +891

    Anybody else activity cringing at how close that paper is to his hand

  • @christianalcantara7452
    @christianalcantara7452 7 лет назад +261

    so this is the new 1000° degree knife

    • @SuperboySA
      @SuperboySA 7 лет назад +21

      NotABadBoy 1000 degree degree?

    • @Jordan-ey6xz
      @Jordan-ey6xz 7 лет назад

      Luke Hay that's what I said lmfao.

  • @deepstrokes
    @deepstrokes 7 лет назад +1396

    I'm waiting till everyone finds a more funny original joke instead of something about paper cuts.

    • @deepstrokes
      @deepstrokes 7 лет назад +1

      Gladys Vasquez😑

    • @heehoopeenut2579
      @heehoopeenut2579 7 лет назад +22

      now that's what we call a cutting edge

    • @joshuad1925
      @joshuad1925 7 лет назад +34

      I know right?
      The jokes..just don't make the CUT

    • @deepstrokes
      @deepstrokes 7 лет назад

      Josh Marowak *sigh*

    • @BulldozerNDF
      @BulldozerNDF 7 лет назад

      pιp were not here to entertain u dicknose

  • @pvpbogi7625
    @pvpbogi7625 3 года назад

    The amount of rock paper scissors jokes under this video is hilarious

  • @wayzy6868
    @wayzy6868 6 лет назад +1245

    this is proof that weak can be strong

    • @Noname-xj3yn
      @Noname-xj3yn 6 лет назад +99

      Wayzy
      Yep... If they spin like 50000miles/minute...

    • @yehet3115
      @yehet3115 6 лет назад +1

      No name thats true 😂😂

    • @d.g.s8956
      @d.g.s8956 6 лет назад +24

      If a weak is strong then technically it’s not weak

    • @ethanf756
      @ethanf756 6 лет назад +3

      Wayzy yeah because its reinforced duh

    • @kuljitminhas8707
      @kuljitminhas8707 6 лет назад +2

      Ethan F NOPE AT 3:34 PROOF LOL BOTH NOT REINFORCED

  • @lax4005
    @lax4005 6 лет назад +360

    Now I see how paper beats rock

    • @aims634
      @aims634 6 лет назад

      Snorlax Gaming
      😂

    • @satan5197
      @satan5197 6 лет назад +4

      Music is like scissors. It always gets beaten with rock

    • @HaruBonny
      @HaruBonny 6 лет назад +2

      Snorlax Gaming
      I mean, if you cut The Rock's arm with this you will win for sure

    • @paralusdivinprophetedupara8903
      @paralusdivinprophetedupara8903 6 лет назад

      XD

    • @Orrinn123
      @Orrinn123 6 лет назад +1

      Goddess Of Darkness
      You just said rock isn’t music

  • @paulj7020
    @paulj7020 7 лет назад +841

    Paper's revenge to pencils 🤓🤓🤓

    • @jacobthomas1701
      @jacobthomas1701 7 лет назад +2

      Paul Josè HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL YE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haseebrehman7334
      @haseebrehman7334 7 лет назад +3

      Paul Josè or scissors may be

    • @paulj7020
      @paulj7020 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah maybe😀

    • @валентин-с3р
      @валентин-с3р 7 лет назад

      Paul Josè U like using emojis, don't you?

    • @paulj7020
      @paulj7020 7 лет назад

      XXXMadCunt yeah I do 😛😛😛😛

  • @makvlogs4511
    @makvlogs4511 4 года назад +3

    Imagine getting a paper cut from this.

  • @GroverudGG
    @GroverudGG 7 лет назад +2056

    If paper cuts through wood, does that count as murder?

  • @theamazingpanda1511
    @theamazingpanda1511 7 лет назад +1112

    Sometimes I scroll through the comments and be like "why didn't I think of that"

    • @roprop3895
      @roprop3895 7 лет назад +62

      TheAmazingPanda 15 why didnt i think of this

    • @ohmingfeng1358
      @ohmingfeng1358 7 лет назад +3

      this the the that u were talking about

    • @icouldnevergovegan8125
      @icouldnevergovegan8125 7 лет назад +2

      TheAmazingPanda 15 this is me

    • @abmaisie
      @abmaisie 7 лет назад +6

      TheAmazingPanda 15 hmm Intresting DANG IT why didn't I think of that

    • @CursedPhoenix
      @CursedPhoenix 7 лет назад +29

      Sometimes i scroll through the comments and be like "Thats not original"

  • @noahjensen371
    @noahjensen371 7 лет назад +625

    imagine the paper cuts that thing would give

    • @saniberri
      @saniberri 7 лет назад +8

      The Obsidian Dog Jensen paper cuts already hurt like hell so I'd probably flip my shit

    • @Zenter28
      @Zenter28 7 лет назад +6

      The Obsidian Dog Jensen I have a feeling that would be quite a lot of blood loss and the worst paper cut in history

    • @whentheautismkicksin7878
      @whentheautismkicksin7878 7 лет назад +2

      Non! Un aller simple! XD how would u flip it ?

    • @ruhamaxo
      @ruhamaxo 7 лет назад +6

      The Obsidian Dog Jensen imagine if you murdered your worst enemy with that! I gotta make it

    • @ShibePlanetOld
      @ShibePlanetOld 7 лет назад +1

      *Ruhama Khatun*
      -There will be no evidence since you can throw away the paper.- Huh? What did I say? *evil laugh*

  • @leonardohmuniz
    @leonardohmuniz 4 года назад +5

    That's why Konan was so badass in Naruto 😂

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 6 лет назад +1502

    A new reason why your homework is dangerous
    Edit: 7 Months later and thanks for 1.4k likes!

    • @zanedia4554
      @zanedia4554 6 лет назад +16

      They should ban it and test

    • @joshuahall9524
      @joshuahall9524 6 лет назад +7

      Yeeeessssss!!!!!!! That thing can kill a human

    • @DJoseR1313
      @DJoseR1313 6 лет назад +9

      Why isn’t this comment placed with 1k likes. We need justice

    • @isabelasilva757
      @isabelasilva757 6 лет назад +7

      "Sorry teacher, my dad toutgh that my homework was a jigsaw

    • @user-wp8rh6ct6v
      @user-wp8rh6ct6v 6 лет назад

      Lol...

  • @weffle9531
    @weffle9531 6 лет назад +444

    I'm trying not to imagine touching that and getting a *papercut*
    Ugh

    • @olivia4178
      @olivia4178 6 лет назад +2

      Toasty Toast same

    • @samanthakittle
      @samanthakittle 6 лет назад +8

      Youd get more than just a paper cut. That could chop your finger off.

    • @jennifercharles9975
      @jennifercharles9975 6 лет назад

      um ok?

    • @-blank-6755
      @-blank-6755 6 лет назад +1

      If I got a cut buy that thing then I would probs try to smack myself and try to wake up form a nightmare or faint either of those

    • @jensendl
      @jensendl 6 лет назад

      Toasty Toast I

  • @NiteLights
    @NiteLights 6 лет назад +3999

    Well, I'll remember that when paper cuts me.

  • @MattHare
    @MattHare 4 года назад +1

    You're actually cutting with paper glued with blue. Glue makes it stronger, and prevent edges from loosing integrity.