martina allegra the paper would lose against everything in the video if they tried to go through it faster. Lol paper only won because it was going so slow.
Mason Cooper I'm sure the pain would be worth it. Last time I busted my arm and went to the hospital, I completely forgot about the pain I was in while gazing at my nurse's eyes. Dang she was cute! I never forgot those eyes. :D
in most of the world, the pencil accidently tears the paper sometimes if you press hard on it. On Mr. Hackers profile, the paper accidently "tears" the pencil.
Adiale Dash well if your talking about angles it will be 360 degrees and if it was 1000 degrees temperature wise it would be on fire so I do not understand you
eli Ace Well if you do this against a blade the paper would give up and get torn. Remember the layer of papar, the clean circle and the fast speed of spinning helps it to cut
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Listen up guys!! You HAVE to be careful when you go out on the streets because yesterday at around 6.30pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors, luckily I had enough agility and pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won...
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I understand why paper beats rock now.
I assumed it just wrapped it up
swervedriver nope it turns into saw and tears the rock into pieces
TIL Paper is sharper than scissors.
@run then you'll only get more rocks. i dont know how that solves the problem
its due to torque the fast we rotate paper more harder object would be cut by it 😊
Nice video Mr. Hacker..
This is the reason why paper beats rock
martina allegra throw the rock at it and you'll see the paper will lose
nambinhvu yes ik but in this video it beats almost everything. It is just because of the speed it takes so yeah...
nambinhvu anyway yes ik it'll loose
martina allegra the paper would lose against everything in the video if they tried to go through it faster. Lol paper only won because it was going so slow.
nambinhvu
It's a "rock, paper, scissors" comment.. ain't that deep bro
This is why paper beats rock
And why it also beats scissors now
Also can beat your own fingers ,be careful
Cuchullain O'connor no it’s because paper covers it up and it dies :P
fuck aaron
**Facepalm**
fuck aaron
You must be fun at parties.
When you get a paper cut
What it looks like: a tiny cut
What it feels like:
You aren’t wrong
should get over 100000000000000 likes
Hey I'm Bill Cipher!
ok
I actually saw the inside of my finger from getting a paper cut.
Well a paper cut just got a whole new meaning
I would comment that but you got first
Siddhayak Goyal Aha😂
The sun... goes down...
Siddhayak Goyal th4eg
Whole new level of rock, paper, scissors
Nathan Gonzalez can paper really beat rock :3
Nathan Gonzalez *WHAT PAPER REALLY DOES TO ROCK*
T.N.T Girl it always does the paper wraps the rock
Paper would cut the scissors
Lola Dewan but now paper will cut the rock
Welp...Paper officially beats scissors in "Rock, Paper, Scissor."
ButterWarrior LOL
2:09
A pencil is made out of a tree just like paper
“I used the tree to destroy the tree”
Memes am I right?
In fact, that pencil is made of plastic
@@romanbrazhnikov9049 its mostly made out of wood.
Pencils here are madenout of food
@@romanbrazhnikov9049 noooo
Kids use teeth.
Adults use knives.
Legends use paper.
Unofficial King Yeah 😎 Also you have 91 likes!
@@CreatorsHubCreates
Thanks everyone
Then who uses scissors?
The nerd?
xBroken Bonesx nerd isn't an insult, and I guess toddlers use scissors??
Unofficial King and I use cats
Goes to hospital with severed finger
Nurse: What caused this?
Me: paper cut
Mason Cooper I'm sure the pain would be worth it. Last time I busted my arm and went to the hospital, I completely forgot about the pain I was in while gazing at my nurse's eyes. Dang she was cute! I never forgot those eyes. :D
Greased Lightning But what if my nurse is a bitch
Helena Alessandra Give her dog food instead of chocolates? :{D
Mason Cooper i was gonna make a joke similar to this but i saw this comment and i was like wow really
Mason Cooper XD BRILLIANT
Well, I'll remember that when paper cuts me.
Same
hahahahahahha
you remember that it could be worse it could cut your atm off
Nite Lights yea
Nite Lights الرقية الشراعية
Vid: *shows paper cutting wood*
Me: ah yes tree vs tree
Lol😂
House vs house
@A Positive Guy :D yep
That sounds “positive”
Ah okay
@Abc Official you don't use words like "dumb, stupid" in a joke
in most of the world, the pencil accidently tears the paper sometimes if you press hard on it.
On Mr. Hackers profile, the paper accidently "tears" the pencil.
Blu Crystal ba dum pss
The paper KILLS the pencil
A new reason why your homework is dangerous
Edit: 7 Months later and thanks for 1.4k likes!
They should ban it and test
Yeeeessssss!!!!!!! That thing can kill a human
Why isn’t this comment placed with 1k likes. We need justice
"Sorry teacher, my dad toutgh that my homework was a jigsaw
Lol...
This changes the game in Rock Paper Scissors
June lol!! 😁😁😁
There's a reason why paper wins over rock.
This needs to be top comment number 2
Paper cuts scissors
Paper cuts Rock
Paper and paper fight till dead
June true
Paper:*CUTS EVERYTHING*
Scissors: Am i joke to you?
Paper can also cut sicssors
@@AkarisStuff not the metal part tho
@@rasxhu6643 ye...
@@rasxhu6643
but without the plastic the metal will be useless tho
@@BlockGamingOfficialYT lol no
Paper will never lose to scissors ever again
Impossible :v
Lol
Lol
😂
No.it will cut the scissors in 2 parts
My exam paper is harder than that
TheGreenPianist copyright
TheGreenPianist ya I agree
That's what she said...
Without glue nothing will happen, the glue is the reason for this cutting.
The thing about exam paper is that it goes slow
I thought he was gonna cut his play button with paper at the start.
Me too
me 3
David Nwokoye me too hahahhah
Me 48
Ayein me tooo😝😝
*Paper cuts literally everything*
Sawblade: ''Am I a joke to you?''
69 likes? i'm not gonna ruin that shit
@@NoobRau understandable, have a great day
other way around
Aimon? Afghi C
pen: I am mightier than the sword.
paper: hold my beer
jiseong15 Why doesn't this have many likes
*pen watches this video* awww shit I'm out
Me:i got chu fam!
*Holds beer*
jiseong15
XD
😂
I was so nervous this guy would get a paper cut accidentally.
FightingMario54321 No, but you can get 187
Asma Abdi yeah
me too xD
FightingMario54321 agreed
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
this is proof that weak can be strong
Wayzy
Yep... If they spin like 50000miles/minute...
No name thats true 😂😂
If a weak is strong then technically it’s not weak
Wayzy yeah because its reinforced duh
Ethan F NOPE AT 3:34 PROOF LOL BOTH NOT REINFORCED
Paper : Cutting everything
A Pair of Scissors : _For what I'm made_
*crying sounds*
To cut the paper and help making Paper cutter 0:29
Was scissiors made before or after paper?
@@Monn2754 what came first? The scissors or the paper? We'll never truly know.
scissor used to cut a paper
Seems paper beats scissors this time
Mr. Hacker: WHAT CAN YOU CUT WITH PAPER
Me: my finger
Pittitz - Gaming I THOUGHT THE SAME
Pittitz - Gaming what if you get paper cuts
Pittitz - Gaming paper cut :D lame joke right XD
Hahahaha! Good one!
333 likes?!? Wow! I just posted this comment 18 hours ago!
*accurate representation of what a paper cut feels like*
i just cringed imagining it
SAME
Stepping on a Lego, Card-Board Paper-cuts, and getting your hand sliced with a dull box-cutter. They are all just as terrible.
"What can paper cut"
My flesh
every fucking time I try to pick it up
LOL ME TOO 😂
This is the sequel to the 1000 degree Red Glowing Knife
1000 degree paper
Adiale Dash well if your talking about angles it will be 360 degrees and if it was 1000 degrees temperature wise it would be on fire so I do not understand you
Salty Jam gz you have a 1000 likes for this comment ^^
I was literally waiting for someone to comment this
Overthinking Ninjago ik
Skin:
Paper:ima bout to ruin this whole mans career
This man's whole career* 🤦
@@danishrajput0199 omg kiddo xd
So... This is why paper beat rock?
3xDarklink so why does sissors beat paper then first
eli Ace Well if you do this against a blade the paper would give up and get torn. Remember the layer of papar, the clean circle and the fast speed of spinning helps it to cut
scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock smashes scissors
Paper beats rick because it is a metaphoric way of it. Brains over brawn, or mind over matter, brains/mind being paper and brawn/matter being rock.
Tinky8888 ikr people don't understand btw... why did you say again?
Anybody else activity cringing at how close that paper is to his hand
Bfffoeever OMG I KNOOOOW
I meant actively lol
ME
Bfffoeever OMG YAHH!
Bfffoeever that'd be one nasty papercut
This actually defies the rule of *"Rock Paper Scissor"*
Aisha Yasir no paper beats rock. Unless you're talking about it beating scissors
Rock scissors fucking blade of paper
It actually doesn't because the scissor was used In the beginning of the video to cut the paper.
hahaha
Aisha Yasir lmao
There are a few moments when it gave me anxiety looking at how close his fingers are towards the unstable paper cutter.
Yeah lol same
Min Yeo? Ras Dvva
Now I see how paper beats rock
Snorlax Gaming
😂
Music is like scissors. It always gets beaten with rock
Snorlax Gaming
I mean, if you cut The Rock's arm with this you will win for sure
XD
Goddess Of Darkness
You just said rock isn’t music
*Gets stabbed with knife* "Meh"
*Gets paper cut* "IM GONNA FREAKING DIE!"
Mistique lol
So true
Mistique same. That’s so me
Haha that’s true though
Mistique LOL
This is how paper beats rock in rock paper
Name Lastname watch Amazing Fidget spinner trick with aflame candle ruclips.net/video/efPW2HFJh1I/видео.html
Lol
Dhinchak pooja fidget spinners are lame
Magidrag OnlinePlay yup
Name Lastname literally
Metal saw: I can cut anything
Paper: I’m bout’ to end this whole mans career
And people wonder how paper beats rock
Claire Knight with a circular saw
don't mean to be a smart ass but he used an angle grinder
NO NAME Don't mean to be a smart ass but it's "an"
Claire Knight
Teen musterbate is the best thing that ever came
Claire Knight
That's very funny and clever.
no wonder why papercuts hurt like hell
XD that can probably break my bones XD
Danilo Bungay the reason they hurt so bad is that paper doesn't cut clean if you look at paper with microscope it has many irregular edges.
user name also it leaves particles/paper dust on ur wound
Gross
user name thanks for the trivia i’d be sleeping smarter tonight
Plot twist, this is a Hitachi commercial
John Smith 😂😂😂
Teja Priya love dat pack! lol😂
no it is a printer paper commercial
Next episode:
I cut INFINITY STONE with PAPER
Yes
Because paper beats rock
Thanos what's to know your location 😂
*THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOU LOCATION*
Foxx Studios your*
Foxx Studios NP
He is from Russia, lol
XD
THE SCHOOL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
*_THIS IS HOW PAPER BEATS ROCK IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS_*
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- amirite?
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- damn!
this is how paper will get revenge on scissors in rock paper scissors
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- o
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- haha
That's gonna be the worst paper cut ever..
iiHusky Lover So true and OMG I LOVE THE PROFILE PICTURE AND YOUR USERNAME
TOTALLY!
iiHusky Lover😰
Wow
i just recently got a concussion by doing this to my head :P 4 weeks ago
*Pencil BFDI has joined the chat*
Pencil BFDI: *sees **2:08*
*Pencil BFDI has left the chat*
*PAPERCUT INTENSIFIES*
InsaneLiving XD Seriously though
Might lose a finger...
InsaneLiving 1000th like
In this whole video i was only thinking about"what if you get a paper cut"
Me too lol!
FATALITY!
David Rico *lol*
that's right you have a great brain
That's one hell of a papercut.
"Paper beats rock"😂
It does
That why paper can cut rock
The more you know
Deadlake 420th comment like. Give me some weed now.
420th like... only reason I liked
this takes the term "paper cut" to a whole new level
So yeah, paper beats rock
Amber Myers and everything else
Po0L DeAd8733 not scissors!
Amber Myers it already did
Amber Myers uh paper already beat rock? nice try
Swimsalot123 I was saying now I understand why paper beats rock😑
taking papercuts to the next level!
I'm trying not to imagine touching that and getting a *papercut*
Ugh
Toasty Toast same
Youd get more than just a paper cut. That could chop your finger off.
um ok?
If I got a cut buy that thing then I would probs try to smack myself and try to wake up form a nightmare or faint either of those
Toasty Toast I
i don’t even wanna think about the paper cuts this thing could make
That’d be an _awful_ paper cut.
Peractys Z you can say that again
Peractys Z lol yeah
Peractys Z amazing right
Peractys Z Probably a death sentence for people with haemophilia
Peractys Z I cringe at that idea.....
2:08 paper's revenge to the pencil
I want to like this comment but I can't because it has 69 likes
ImDepressed _ hahahhaa LOL
@@kaysha9192 JOSH DUN
@@godye4779 armyyyy
Gavin? Where have you been? I was looking for you!
Father:son, you can not break the coconut with the hammer.
Son:But with what?
Father: Here...take a paper
Dark Cave HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Dark Cave
"Dad what the fuck"
XDD YOU ARE FREAKING HILLARIOUS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJQHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAJJHAHAHHAHHQHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!
👏
👏🏻😂😂
0:12 Who else thought that he was going to cut his silver play button
Kushagra Kanchan IDK kind of
Me!
I now understand why paper beats rock.
Izaccs Gansit lol it thought they use to say it because paper can cover rock
_ iGlitchzy
you're right about that.
Boi if paper covered rock the paper would tear
If only he tried a rock, but he didn't. :(
best of the day XD
Its weird to think that if you cut your hand/finger on that, you will just get a paper cut... ;)
Unique -1 *cuts entire first finger off* oh what happened? oh ya i just got a paper cut 🤷♀️
No no, we don't have paper coming at us at such a speed when we get a paper cut. This equipment is going to cause a huge damage
yeah ur right bruh
Ayesha Fatima i... i dont think you get the joke...
Haha.. so funny..
See paper does beat rock... and wood and coconut
Nick P and scissors
The Nova Reactor not scissors. I'm sure it can't break metal
Nick P and a rubber band ball, PVC piping, cardboard and if lucky, maybe metal
Nick P right
It always did beat rock.
You're perfect, thanks for the cool experiments, keep going 👍💖💖💖
Giving paper cut a whole new meaning
Jonathan Luu I thought of that
Jonathan Luu lol ur profile pic reminds me of me lol.
LOL
Ɖead Ƒury Ƥlays paper doesn't cut your fingers
Paper slices your fingers
Hey nice avatar bruh
so this is the new 1000° degree knife
NotABadBoy 1000 degree degree?
Luke Hay that's what I said lmfao.
Next you see paper being banned from airplanes and prisons
PabloDavico xD
not united airlines tho
PabloDavico XD Hahaha
Part Timer Gosh darn it lol
PabloDavico xdd
Title: *What can you cut with paper?*
Me: My fingers
Paper. Truly a cut above the rest
Machumon HA punz
Machumon punny
The trees are getting revenge on us for killing them...
Diamond Bash322 Lol
Diamond Bash322 lol
+Diamond Bash322 wait so it was basically murder since the paper cut through wood...
The music seems to agree with the whole revenge thing as well esp at the coconut cutting sequence
Diamond Bash322 but we speak for the trees
I appreciate the captions 😂
Yeah. If I was deaf I would think he was actually talking.
Lol
ArtisticPixie *squeaky*
ArtisticPixie cutting a pipe takes some time
ArtisticPixie
Ikr
Now that's what I call a paper cut
This would lead to some terrible paper cuts...
Kelsy The Kelp i know, u know when the semester starts and u have to open the packing the books come with and u get a paper cut, AARRGGGH! Shit!
Luna The Doggo getting cutting?
Luna The Doggo how do you know IT is a man
Kelsy The Kelp imagine your finger being cut off
Kelsy The Kelp imagine having to tell people you're missing a finger from a paper cut
You can give your self a very bad paper cut with that.😂
grace ellefsen you are like, the 20 billionth comment that has to do with the extreme paper cuts this can give Xd
Frik I meant XD
Theylove ._.baddie I just came up with that on the spot 😂
Theylove ._.baddie
And????
CupCake Bunny nice profile pic
Listen up guys!! You HAVE to be careful when you go out on the streets because yesterday at around 6.30pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors, luckily I had enough agility and pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won...
Love Michael Lol
omg my mom told me this story before
king of all clan kunun lol
Love Michael Not with this paper...
simple joke but funny
I'm actually afraid of how painful that would be if you aren't careful
Recent update from the White House: Congress planning on banning paper from schools
Cade Walton And used Leaves😂
Cade Walton breaking news! A man recently just broke into the White House and killed all the guards. With just three pieces of PAPER!
Cade Walton AAA, HELL YEA!!!!!!
Cade Walton yay 😊
AAUUGHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
Doctor: how did you lose your finger?!
Guy: i got a paper cut
i see what u did there!
+GLP Gaming whoa whoa whoa it's a joke don't call me a dumbass dumbass
Nicholas Shipman lol if he couldn't tell that it was a joke do you really think he has the right to call you that?
Smart Cookie that is funny
City Wither no u
This video brings new meaning to the term 'paper cut'
Also, paper can win against scissors now :)
xD rock paper scissors paper scissors! paper wins wait a second scissors will never win against anything O_o
Yes.
Riordan Rasmussen oml ur right
4:30
For what you've come for😎
Tnks me later
A whole new meaning to paper beating rock
Feel sad for Dwayne Johnson
Weapons in 2016: Rifles
Weapons in 2017: Paper
AutobotQuincy that's how advanced we are
Memes in 2016: hot knife
Memes in 2017: paper saw
Now we need tighter regulations on paper.
Whoohoonutty 2020 you mean 1000 degree knife
AutobotQuincy thet funny haha!!
When you realise paper is stronger than you.
Andrew X Gaming 😂
KingJaz B. :D
Something something Soviet Russia
Not until it get help from something
SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU BEAT PAPER
Andrew X Gaming wait😖... what!!!😨
Now, i'm afraid of paper 😂😂
😹
I'm so scared your hand was a bit close to the machine when your started it.
1:33
It's just a paper cut...
Form hell :o
same I tensed up lol
i know im not alone
Far Rookie is that dirk
Now there's a whole other definition of "paper cut".
DaDood HAAAAAAAAAAA
DaDood damnit you stole my joke before i could think of it
DaDood BUDUM TS
When I watched this I was gonna say"Well, who wants a paper cut!"
DaDood can he use sand paper? lol
Anybody else see the thing spin and say "wow he's going to get a paper cut today" 😂😂
Paper be like: YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER?!
That paper cut would literally take u into space
Lizzie Mizz nope
Lizzie Mizz lol im out
no it wouldn't "literally" take you into space. Stop misusing the word literally.
0:12 thought he wanna gonna cut his play button wtf
Joseph Tan was he was
Joseph Tan Aruan
Joseph Tan same
Joseph Tan samee
Aruan placa cortante... Referências
Top 10 gadgets that can defeat thanos within seconds
Yes
Venom: So many likes... so little comments...
Cut off his hands
@@DaKing08 no, you should aim for the head.
Are you a youtuber
“Scissor beats paper”
meanwhile paper:
now i am cutting tomatoes using a sheet of paper. thank u youtube
Ray Dominguez yeah that won't work lol
TheKidHairStylist but there is water in 🍅
Ray Dominguez It'll get wet with the tomato juice though... :(
Ray Dominguez 666th liked lmao
What would be the practicality of that?
Construction Paper? More like, DESTRUCTION PAPER.
L.O.L Dolls H.Q ur fakeeee (no hate)
L.O.L Dolls H.Q esketit
Good one 😹
95% came here for the coconut
Damian Verhoeks 4:23 thank Me later
i make free intro's!
oben 252 thanks you saved my time man
Damian Verhoeks Hello Damian do you realy make free intros?Thanks
Damian Verhoeks i love coconuts
That’s super cool
And my friend said it's just a scratch....
Imagine getting a paper cut with that.
Lyndsay Dellinger NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Lyndsay Dellinger oh god
Lyndsay Dellinger h no
Lyndsay Dellinger 0k that would be painfull
Lyndsay Dellinger You'd lose whatever it cut. :P
Now this brings the term 'paper cut' to a new level
Nuffaded DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
that was stupid
Nuffaded ba dum tiss
Nuffaded What does that saying even mean?
Lol I'm from Finland
Santtu sammakko that means like you know when you pass your finger past the side of a paper, and it hurts so bad? image that with this XD
altaria power Ooh okay it means just that?
At this point, paper beats scissors, too
Bears beats battlestar galactica
Thats a new definition for the word paper cut!
Trick Shots 4 Real do you think a paper cut like that would hurt?
#PaperCutFromHella ammirite?? xD
Not really but alright.
Trick Shots 4 Real ikr google make this new definition
paper cut more like a fatal blow
Next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I know what I'm gonna be.
Paper beats rock, scissors, and probably even other paper now.
Just Some Thuggy Penguins rock?
D Erarte yea
Oreo Cookie are you joking? please tell me you are
TheCODGAMER ANDDESTINYGAMER
Lol
Paper cuts are just trees getting revenge
Oh god I never thought about it that way
Witty
Hobbes
Then it charge with tree assault and if it's guilty it gets burned
When you fu*k with the tree, Shit is about to go down XD
Gyanendra Kumar IS GOIN DOWN FOR RREEEEA.... wait that joke is old my bad
Scissors: Ez win
Paper: No u *uses reverse card*