I don’t need rocket money to avoid being run over by the British, Reggie’s video on “big ambitions” taught me that if I run in the center of the road then I’m safe because drivers will only be looking on the sidewalk for potential victims
Reggie's uploads are like water, -interesting -essential for survival -Bipolar ( Hydrogen-Oxygen electronegativity difference - 1,24, this makes water Polar) -Addictive ( Everyone you know is addicted ) -Is the thing that cools you -Does not conduct electricity in pure forn -You can clean yourself with it -Is ~99% of your eyeballs -Has a very low weight but due to it's Hydrogen bonds stays together -We ritually dunk ourselves with it on one day -We should be consuming more of it daily
Considering the fact that Jerusalem has attracted warriors and battles for centuries for her possession, even nowaday ; having her occupied by the major Khorne faction feels weirdly appropriate.
I feel like Jerusalem being controlled by literal demons is probably the best outcome, considering they're the most unbiased of its recent inhabitants.
11:20 for future campaigns, there’s a button to dismount the people from the artillery. That way you can run them away to safety without the cannons being super slow.
Very fitting for a crusade to completely miss its target, and spend most of its energy rampaging through lands that were only tangentially related to its cause.
This is actually such a cool idea for a faction, where its just a myriad of units from a bunch of different Order aligned races crusading together. I don't typically like playing modded factions in Total Warhammer 3, but I might give this one a go. If Dogs of War ever become a thing, I want them to be exactly like this.
This whole mod is a ommage to the warhammer Game Dark Omen, great game with a realy high difficult. Its was published in the late 1990s , prequel was shadow of the horned rat. Such a diamond even if the graphics now are a little bit odd.
Yakuza has these skill walls the game won’t literally let you progress until you do these really arbitrary things very early on you have to get all your party members fully equipped with accessories to enter a dungeon this takes a lot of time because most equipment is like 2-5k yen and you barely get a few hundred even fighting other yakusa and there are really dangerous mobs lurking where you farm that can push your shit in , one shotting your entire party and the punishment for death is losing half your money. It’s more tedious than anything I thought I could just equip the mc but that didn’t work and it’s been a full work week since I’ve touched the game and honestly I was loving it up until then it’s just something like this waste my time when I want to progress the story
Its midnight. I awake in a cold sweat. Something calls to me. He calls to me, if you can even call that horror a he. The blinding blue light of my phone scorches my eyes, but I persist, I have no choice in the matter of whether to persevere. As my finger draws near to his blood soaked video forged by the power of unpaid labour and mental degeneracy a tear rolls down my cheek. A tear of hope that one day I may be free of his sick twisted fantasies. A tear that now dries up.
Fun fact in the frenchmen(bretonnia) lore they actually fucking did a similiar of crusades against the kingdom of araby(which unfortunately the araby faction is not introduced in total war warhammer)cause when araby tried to raid the jungles of their north that belongs to lizardmen they were getting closer to the borders of bretonnia so the king decided to use bullshit armor cavalry on them and also got aid from the empire as well and basically they reversed the araby campaign and they just landed in one of their ports and then decided to do an actual crusade on them pillaging and raiding everything they see😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure that entire thing started with Estalia nearly getting conquered by Araby. Also, the Bretonnians left earlier than the Empire did because they were there for chivalry rather than land conquering
"Karak Eight Peaks... Might as well return that to uhh... Angrund I suppose?" Meanwhile Clan Angrund: WE DID IT BOYS. AFTER 700 YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY RETAKEN OUR HOMELAND Belegar's entire campaign centers around reclaiming Eight Peaks and you just casually tossed it his way, lmao
The crusades did not either have a great success or failed miserably. They were a succession of the greatest victories and manouvres of the medieval time, followed by the stupidest blunders one could imagine. By both sides.
True words. The successful ones were held together by sheer charismatic meritorious men. The failures were many and caused by despots and fools and the incapable.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow and they were all so dumb, when they lost twice the siege of the same random egiptyian city when the defenders literally were giving them Jerusalem in exchange to lift the siege.
They were never really about land. It was more about grape, kidnapping, forced conversion, and forced marriages. The religion of peace was committing against the peoples of Christianity. Land was an additional benefit of doing ao.
its quite intresting how your actually playing the way the crusades worked. they were often very cost heavy, usually not worth it, the missmatched armies often plundered and caused a number of incidents along their way, more often than not made up by fanatical zealots and made up more by conscripts and unwanted people like wanderers and hobos than actual soldiers
there's a button that lets your artillery crew abandon their cannons this lets them run to safety and prevent casualties that skrag battle is exactly the type of moment you'd wanna use it
Reginald. My guy. My face hurts from laughing so damn hard. I almost spit out my lasagna at work. People were like "why are you smiling. this is creepy" and I could not articulate into words without fear of HR coming down on my like those hell fire rocket launchers
@@brody7714he was claiming mustache mean wasnt bad because of the invasion of austria. It was a pretty yikes take even for the point he was getting across. He did walk it back More context; he was defending putins invasion of ukraine.
I’m sorry the roll into the ad read has me fucking dying. “Their entire website was in braille” has me fucking wheezing and crying. Genuine god tier ad read.
Thank you Reggie. I've literally been in a loop of watching Total Warhammer 3 Challenges from you and Brilliantly Stupid. You both have your strengths but you are just so funny its incredible. Please never stop. I'm going back to watching this video and listening to your videos as my background noise.
42:14 That's pretty much how it went for me, I always felt like I could be into dwarfs but I tried to actively resist it, but once I started to get into Warhammer and ESPECIALLY after playing my first campaign in the game as Thorgrim in TWW1 (because it was labeled as the easiest faction) my fate was sealed as a dwarf
Same for me. My first dwarf campaign ended with the Dwarfs saving the Empire at their capital and then burning down Norsca since there wasn't anyone else left to fight.
Please for the love of God, I can only use the power of dementia to rewatch your videos, but I'm glad you're here again. Reggie, we hope you update more frequently and hope you're doing well!
-Was about to go to bed -Opens youtube just ´cause -Sees Reggie dropped a new Total Warhammer 3 video -Sleep schedule ruined, but happiness has never been in a better place
You really put a comedic flair on the sponsors product and I don’t skip past it because of that. You have a future in advertising or maybe I’m just in tune with the tism
This is the only news channel i consume to see what is going on in the middle east... thank god Reginald launched an intervention there to bring peace to jerusalem 🙏
@@zachm9202 Worth noting that it hasn't become law yet, the vote was approving further discussion in Parliament, and there are multiple rounds of votes, amendments etc before something becomes law. Not trying to defend the bill, just mentioning how the UK system works.
1:23:00 the song wich is playing right now is "Busy People" my god was i put down a wormpit of a hole too find this song nah just kidding just usead an ai thingfi
Hey reggie, i just wanted to thank you for your videos. I am going thru a lot of stuff and your videos cheer me up everytime i watch them. Keep it up my mann
For any aspiring Crusaders - it is culturally and socially acceptible, if not required, to be blasting a mixture of Gregorian Chants - for the campaign map - and Sabaton - for the battles.
Perfect timing, this. Videos like these allow for the alleviating of the (many) strange symptoms I began to accrue after coming into brief physical contact with Sultan Reginald during the last Crusades... Ahh
I am amazed that even after a month. I can't find a single comment, that mentions the fact that this entire faction is a homage to the 1998 game "Warhammer Dark Omen"
Try Rocket Money for free: rocketmoney.com/Reginald
NO
Regi, this is the 28 times you start a war of religious
Reginald has summoned us to use rocket money
I don’t need rocket money to avoid being run over by the British, Reggie’s video on “big ambitions” taught me that if I run in the center of the road then I’m safe because drivers will only be looking on the sidewalk for potential victims
love the video but reggie your sponsor is a scam mate, i hope you look for better sponsor for you community
I have awoken from my eternal slumber to watch this.
Good morning. Did you enjoy your time in the void?
@@thehomiedq1620 yes, yes we did
@@amoyen_woriorohhh yeahhhh. I be floatin there all the time.
same rolled out of bed and got some reggie
How long did you rest?
Reggie's uploads are like water,
-interesting
-essential for survival
-Bipolar ( Hydrogen-Oxygen electronegativity difference - 1,24, this makes water Polar)
-Addictive ( Everyone you know is addicted )
-Is the thing that cools you
-Does not conduct electricity in pure forn
-You can clean yourself with it
-Is ~99% of your eyeballs
-Has a very low weight but due to it's Hydrogen bonds stays together
-We ritually dunk ourselves with it on one day
-We should be consuming more of it daily
Love it
True😊
Amen
@AH-64EApacheGuardianHelicopter you mean form
Bipolar: ❌
Dipolar: ✅
Considering the fact that Jerusalem has attracted warriors and battles for centuries for her possession, even nowaday ; having her occupied by the major Khorne faction feels weirdly appropriate.
The isralies.
@@the0master200 The arabs.
I feel like Jerusalem being controlled by literal demons is probably the best outcome, considering they're the most unbiased of its recent inhabitants.
You mean the small hats.
You mean the bankers
11:20 for future campaigns, there’s a button to dismount the people from the artillery. That way you can run them away to safety without the cannons being super slow.
like the battle where he loses the cannons at the start he literally does this
I'm pretty sure he did do that in one of his videos to hide his army. I don't think it worked tho
To quote the most famous, illustrious commander ro have ever graced a battlefield: Never give up, never surrender.
I always forget about the button lol till it's way to late
@@taoofjester4113 They didn't give up (they accomplished their goal), and they weren't surrendering, they were fleeing to be able to kill more
.... no one tell Reggie that Al-Haikk is Warhammer’s Jerusalem. It might drive him mad.
Very fitting for a crusade to completely miss its target, and spend most of its energy rampaging through lands that were only tangentially related to its cause.
@tbotalpha8133 Good point
@@tbotalpha8133kicked the shit out of Mannfred though, kicked it good, so God is happy at least
best comment😂@@tbotalpha8133
Yes Reggie, I would like to fight in the holy war
This is actually such a cool idea for a faction, where its just a myriad of units from a bunch of different Order aligned races crusading together. I don't typically like playing modded factions in Total Warhammer 3, but I might give this one a go. If Dogs of War ever become a thing, I want them to be exactly like this.
The OVN factions are honestly fantastic and feel like DLC, Araby is by far the highlight.
@@gamegod273 araby is s tier. such a fun race to play, especially jaffar and his conquest mechanic
This whole mod is a ommage to the warhammer Game Dark Omen, great game with a realy high difficult. Its was published in the late 1990s , prequel was shadow of the horned rat. Such a diamond even if the graphics now are a little bit odd.
@@1986Edelweiss1 yeah absolutely a gem that game grudgebringer cannon everything to death on that game
Where is our yakuza video Reggie? The oiled men mafia doesn't like waiting. 14 Days Mr. Reggie, 14 days.
13 now
When I watched the first one I wasn't expecting to be as invested as I was. But I need more
Yakuza has these skill walls the game won’t literally let you progress until you do these really arbitrary things very early on you have to get all your party members fully equipped with accessories to enter a dungeon this takes a lot of time because most equipment is like 2-5k yen and you barely get a few hundred even fighting other yakusa and there are really dangerous mobs lurking where you farm that can push your shit in , one shotting your entire party and the punishment for death is losing half your money. It’s more tedious than anything I thought I could just equip the mc but that didn’t work and it’s been a full work week since I’ve touched the game and honestly I was loving it up until then it’s just something like this waste my time when I want to progress the story
@@Grimblade412
Uh oh
Its midnight. I awake in a cold sweat. Something calls to me. He calls to me, if you can even call that horror a he. The blinding blue light of my phone scorches my eyes, but I persist, I have no choice in the matter of whether to persevere. As my finger draws near to his blood soaked video forged by the power of unpaid labour and mental degeneracy a tear rolls down my cheek. A tear of hope that one day I may be free of his sick twisted fantasies. A tear that now dries up.
Fun fact in the frenchmen(bretonnia) lore they actually fucking did a similiar of crusades against the kingdom of araby(which unfortunately the araby faction is not introduced in total war warhammer)cause when araby tried to raid the jungles of their north that belongs to lizardmen they were getting closer to the borders of bretonnia so the king decided to use bullshit armor cavalry on them and also got aid from the empire as well and basically they reversed the araby campaign and they just landed in one of their ports and then decided to do an actual crusade on them pillaging and raiding everything they see😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure that entire thing started with Estalia nearly getting conquered by Araby. Also, the Bretonnians left earlier than the Empire did because they were there for chivalry rather than land conquering
@Brother_O4TS yeahhh not true he knew araby was going invade them next
@@shadownight9956
Wdym by "he"? I didn't mention anyone specific in my first comment
@@shadownight9956 Youre a British Person.
Just stepped off a flight. Beyond tired. But reggie calls. He calls me for a crusade, and I SHALL ANSWER.
I'm trying to start a war in Reggie's holy land.
Alberta?
@ yes
same 😏
@@spacefonz949 ew
>asmonghoul
>order
The man is a walking plague priest.
Fight fire with fire 😂
@@Dayz3O6 Fight fire with water. Are you stupid?
"Karak Eight Peaks... Might as well return that to uhh... Angrund I suppose?"
Meanwhile Clan Angrund: WE DID IT BOYS. AFTER 700 YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY RETAKEN OUR HOMELAND
Belegar's entire campaign centers around reclaiming Eight Peaks and you just casually tossed it his way, lmao
Honestly, doing so should automatically come with an alliance, 10k gold, and upkeep reduction for dwarf units
The crusades did not either have a great success or failed miserably. They were a succession of the greatest victories and manouvres of the medieval time, followed by the stupidest blunders one could imagine. By both sides.
True words. The successful ones were held together by sheer charismatic meritorious men. The failures were many and caused by despots and fools and the incapable.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow and they were all so dumb, when they lost twice the siege of the same random egiptyian city when the defenders literally were giving them Jerusalem in exchange to lift the siege.
And it all made God feel pretty good about the whole thing
They were never really about land. It was more about grape, kidnapping, forced conversion, and forced marriages.
The religion of peace was committing against the peoples of Christianity. Land was an additional benefit of doing ao.
didn't they only win one crusade though? i think it was mostly the crusaders who blundered
Was just lamenting that i watched all the warhammer videos already when this popped up
47:28 bodypillow being shot is the most on-the-nose thing ive seen, and we are talking about a reggie video
8:58 Ah truly a man of history, the classical hymns of the ancient crusades "Cheekius Breekius" (Domine)
its quite intresting how your actually playing the way the crusades worked. they were often very cost heavy, usually not worth it, the missmatched armies often plundered and caused a number of incidents along their way, more often than not made up by fanatical zealots and made up more by conscripts and unwanted people like wanderers and hobos than actual soldiers
there's a button that lets your artillery crew abandon their cannons
this lets them run to safety and prevent casualties
that skrag battle is exactly the type of moment you'd wanna use it
Reggie: "X is going to give me the most money, so suddenly I'm the most loyal to them."
I see we're getting deep into that LARP.
Nah not Reggie dropping the Assad edit when the rebels stormed Aleppo 😭😭
You didn't have to give me my battle brother PTSD Reggie. 7:56
"Take this package 3 days west for 120 gold," Kind of PTSD I'm guessing.
More like a travel 2 days and get attacked by 6 orc stacks back to back and get ambushed by 30 undead type@@colarowlet6775.
Reginald. My guy. My face hurts from laughing so damn hard. I almost spit out my lasagna at work. People were like "why are you smiling. this is creepy" and I could not articulate into words without fear of HR coming down on my like those hell fire rocket launchers
Bashar al-Assad joke is VERY timely, can't believe Reggie left the door to Aleppo open
Thorgrim either becomes a massive empire or gets jumped by rats and hooligans and die on turn 20
Aint no way you got the clip of hasanabi saying "hitler wasnt bad" for a small gaff lmao
I’m curious about what he actually said in the full clip? Probably something about people hating him for only some of the right reasons?
@@brody7714 fuck if I know. Probably just some sarcasm as he always does.
Fuck, hasanabi always has the right opinions
@@brody7714he was claiming mustache mean wasnt bad because of the invasion of austria. It was a pretty yikes take even for the point he was getting across. He did walk it back
More context; he was defending putins invasion of ukraine.
"Right"@@foxybohv7732
Lol... Just wow
19:30 the Assad meme aged like milk
Did this video get uploaded right before Assad fled to Russia lmao
@@thinnairreh not really. It was predictable if you had 5 braincells.
I think this might be the only TW video where reggie's sanity hasn't worsened.
Probably due to the fact that elves weren't one of the reoccurring enemies. Mythical Viet Cong, I tell you.
42:14
Thanks for reminding me about the Italian independence war (Austria used hot air balloon tied to molotovs or explosives to siege Venice)
The very first close air support
I’m sorry the roll into the ad read has me fucking dying. “Their entire website was in braille” has me fucking wheezing and crying. Genuine god tier ad read.
Thank you Reggie. I've literally been in a loop of watching Total Warhammer 3 Challenges from you and Brilliantly Stupid. You both have your strengths but you are just so funny its incredible. Please never stop. I'm going back to watching this video and listening to your videos as my background noise.
Didnt expect to see Wendigoon in a Reggie video xD
0:20 Hassan finally shows his true colors.
most proactive hasan hater
He been shown his true colors.
He always has tho, lol
ironic coming from the guy with the CoM profile pic
I'm pretty sure the stream where he says he jerks off to 7 Oct videos and likes to hear Jewish women screaming and crying was worse
There's something so funny about watching Reggie take battles that were a sure win and flushing his chances completely down the toilet. Great vid
42:14 That's pretty much how it went for me, I always felt like I could be into dwarfs but I tried to actively resist it, but once I started to get into Warhammer and ESPECIALLY after playing my first campaign in the game as Thorgrim in TWW1 (because it was labeled as the easiest faction) my fate was sealed as a dwarf
Same for me. My first dwarf campaign ended with the Dwarfs saving the Empire at their capital and then burning down Norsca since there wasn't anyone else left to fight.
"I know it was similar in a superficial way."
Me doing my thesis defense.
as we all know, doing crack with the local homeless people and then fighting over pigeons is nothing short of a holy pilgrimage
Reggie could get excommunicated by the church and take that as a minor inconvenience in his war path
Please for the love of God, I can only use the power of dementia to rewatch your videos, but I'm glad you're here again.
Reggie, we hope you update more frequently and hope you're doing well!
Your timing for this 19:28 joke is impeccable considering the real life events happening right not
I had just finished up rewatching all your Warhammer vids a week ago. This is awesome, thanks Reggie for always putting out banger videos.
Reggie out of context: “goon up on his bone giant… bone giant is a lot more hardy than I was anticipating”
The Assad memes could not have come at a more correct time
What a grand video to come just in time for my 12 hour night shift!
I am going to watch it 10 times.
Reggie really figured out how to keep me invested during the sponsor by telling deeply relatable and compelling stories from his life
0:37 oh god styx haxenhammer xD now that's an old school lolcow.
He's still around.
@4566Iggy well duh. He is obviously too uneducated and obnoxious to hold a real job outside of a degenerate echo chamber.
Reggie standing in front of the pyramids, wondering about which nationality to assign to the locals is quite on brand.
The idea of warhammer crusade against chaos is so fucking cool.
Pretty funny how the second channel is now getting editing on par with the main channel but with more watchtime 😆
dude, Fortunate Son everytime you target your gyrocopters is too good.
I wonder if Reggie is aware that Salahaddin has crossed the Jordan with 200,000 men and that we must meet him before he reaches Kerak.
1:35 Truck_kun failed to isekai you to the another dimension
"I can use these to goon up on his bone giant" -Reggie 2024
its like trench crusade, fighting demons in the holy land
1:02:29 incredibly hilarious how regi let his large entity gyrobombers just get picked off by pure anti-large sepulcharl stalkers, had me rolling
Ok, as a history teacher. I @ 3:23 am calling it that one ofvthe crusades will be because "Venice"
-Was about to go to bed
-Opens youtube just ´cause
-Sees Reggie dropped a new Total Warhammer 3 video
-Sleep schedule ruined, but happiness has never been in a better place
I love how "crusaders" are literally just mercs with a good pr department
Thank you Mr. Reginald.
You really put a comedic flair on the sponsors product and I don’t skip past it because of that. You have a future in advertising or maybe I’m just in tune with the tism
I pray that we never see the day Reginald plays the french
39:56 the fact that he casually restored the dwarves most important city to its actual owners. He basically completed clan angrunds entire story.
This is the only news channel i consume to see what is going on in the middle east... thank god Reginald launched an intervention there to bring peace to jerusalem 🙏
I could watch a whole commercial video made by you. Just hilarious 😂😂
That styxhexenhammer cameo gave me war flashbacks to 2016
Lol no kidding. Dude's still kicking around, although he's grown up enough to stop youtubing shirtless with the leather jacket these days.
LOL Styxhexenhammer
"Alright everyone, I'm Total Warhammer. Don't be alarmed..."
57:23 Reggie, your alarm went off.
The shorts before every battle is a masterpiece ! 😂
Me * sees upload* hmmmm yes war crime and human rights violation time
Your editor is absolutely kino! Lindy beige, and the casino? Simply perfect.
Private Healthcare that leads to death? Don't you mean Canadian
I hear UK lawmakers have approved something similar.
I think he was talking about instantly fully healing his entire army just by spending gold
@@zachm9202 Worth noting that it hasn't become law yet, the vote was approving further discussion in Parliament, and there are multiple rounds of votes, amendments etc before something becomes law. Not trying to defend the bill, just mentioning how the UK system works.
@@Jack29245🤓☝️
Canadian? Private healthcare is an actual issue in the US....for some reason. Private healthcare, CEOs..... someone dying. Can't remember the rest.
A whole hour twenty worth of channel-demonetizing jokes and references. Brilliant
It's ALWAYS a good time for a Crusade!...Like my current crusade against the fake berry flavor that tastes like no berry ever.
Thanks for telling me it was satire that they have no real world equivalent.
Now I can figure out whats what.
1:23:00 the song wich is playing right now is "Busy People" my god was i put down a wormpit of a hole too find this song nah just kidding just usead an ai thingfi
Once again I regain sentience from my blood crazed madness in order to watch another sensational Reggie video
Ah, yes. Our annual video
Did you know? Artillery can drop their equipment to run away faster. You can then go back and pick the canon once more when it's safe again.
Oh man, the Syria Stuff aged like fine wine
0:32 When seeing this bit of Wendi for the first time in Creepcast, I knew it would be used as a meme all over😂
Wild Kingcobra jfs spotting, the Boglin arises. Please keep him away from the lizardmen, i havent forgot about Puff
26:30 I can't believe you got Dr. Abobo to operate on Wurrrzag! He should feel honored.
HOW DARE YOU RUclips FOR HOLDING THIS MANS ART AWAY FOR 9 FULL MINUTES
Pls kidnap me🥺🥺🥺
Reggie is a master at making ads/sponsorships actually interesting to listen to
Hey reggie, i just wanted to thank you for your videos. I am going thru a lot of stuff and your videos cheer me up everytime i watch them. Keep it up my mann
no feeling is final, better days are yet to come. hope it will get better soon
You sir deserve a medal for having the balls to make those jokes, u get +73 angry italians as a bonus
"I can't see anyone...NOT being offended by this video."
Jokes on you Reggie, I just don't give a fuck about the world anymore lol
Love the Wendigoon clip with the gun and the crucifix
the fucking minotaur named Akhbarr just was so perfect
Beastmen jihad everyone, got to level up that blood totem
Honestly, if a month goes by without Reggie starting a holy war in some form or another, I'll eat my hat.
The overwhelming masculine urge to fight for the glory of God.
Reggie doing a Assad edit is huge foreshadowing
Thinking about it, the holy land's not all that interesting to crusade over anymore...
Not to say I won't line up if given armour and a sword though.
It may be the age of lead, but the age of steel will always be present.
@@zachm9202 GIVE EM STEEL LADS
Breathing in heavy dwarf “MORE MORE!!!!” 😂 I’d love to see him attempting to reclaim all the mountains 😂
For any aspiring Crusaders - it is culturally and socially acceptible, if not required, to be blasting a mixture of Gregorian Chants - for the campaign map - and Sabaton - for the battles.
And a choice selection of powerwolf may be played in addition to sabaton!
Perfect timing, this. Videos like these allow for the alleviating of the (many) strange symptoms I began to accrue after coming into brief physical contact with Sultan Reginald during the last Crusades... Ahh
we cant let a few chaos warriors get in the way of a good crusade
I am amazed that even after a month. I can't find a single comment, that mentions the fact that this entire faction is a homage to the 1998 game "Warhammer Dark Omen"