Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?
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There has been a lot of news going around about how to not catch the flu and other recent illnesses. In that, I found an interesting question about facial hair - will it protect you from getting sick? Today we are checking our temperatures as we see if your beard is RUINING your chance at staying healthy! From Mario's mustache to Geralt's manly stubble, we are seeing who would SURVIVE a viral outbreak!
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"Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"
preaching the words of the good lord my man
Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌
I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.
My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma
@@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday
RUclips: demonetizes content with word “corona”
Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money
Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐
So corona beer how much money do you have
Corona beer company: No
Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!
•-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer
The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Tangled: The kingdom of...
RUclips: NOPE!
Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit
That's true
would her and master chief tie? they both do that.
And doomguy
Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.
link has been in a 100 yr quarantine
“Ah the perks of being forever alone”
MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone
Shhh he's trying to do funny
and catpat!
dont forget skip.
Who's MatPat? I only know matdaddy
#matdaddytrend
"Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists'
Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here
@@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too
@@nisa0430 yep, you right!
True
Yee
I go through 3 bottles a day of milk.
I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄
Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out
has sudden urge to travel the world:
Somethings wrong, I can feel it
@@YoungAlienBoy dude chill
Bot spooky
@spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.
Combhebment? You mean comment?
Are you having a stroke?
Rap god🙌
Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons*
One demon: *sneezes once*
Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”
That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.
Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.
@@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting
He would cut the sneeze in half
@@absence9443 you're goddamn right
In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump
Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.
Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought
@@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆
@@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××
Hurmph...well, okay.....
Title: *exists*
Me: “Oh okay.”
MatPat: “Why is RUclips like this?”
Me: “Good question.”
This is a great comment
@Kaii .-.
9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.
@@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.
@@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.
@Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.
@Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop
@Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)
10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk.
Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher*
While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.
Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.
And is not some hairy ape as well.
@@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.
I See that you're a man of culture as well
Yeah, overall, I'd say that the issues with this video is he doesn't take into account the various specific abilities each character would possess. Sure, you can talk about Geralt's enhanced immune system. But you can also, as in my comment, talk about Samus. Peach wears gloves, and could wear a face mask? Samus has a full body Varia Suit, with sealed internal environment. We know this due to various space missions. And even may have air scrubbers better than any face mask. And she could quarantine herself in her ship, because let's face it, the [DATA EXPUNGED] has no way of crossing vacuum. Master Chief is in a similar boat. Except that we KNOW the MJOLNIR armor does have air scrubbers. So a virus would not affect him. That, and I think one of the augmentations he received may have boosted his immune system. True, he couldn't get off planet by himself like Samus, but he's no stranger. And even then, if he couldn't, well, there is cryostorage. Doom Slayer? Rinse and repeat, once again. Now, true, his biceps do show in Eternal. But even the '16 version covers those up. He's not getting infected. And, he too can easily quarantine himself. In other dimensions too.
Fun fact:
The Toothbrush mustache was actually very popular among British men from the start of the 20th century. Eventually losing favour around the 1940's for some reason.
Addo yeah cause that was around the end of world war 2 and you know they don’t wanna have a mustache from the person who cause ww2
@@Nexpeon r/wooosh
NeoExpr | lmao
wonder why. I guess some things are just lost to history.
EdgySquid r/ihavereddit .....
7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy
Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy
Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities
But how is he going to gain its power if it's attacking him from the inside
He swallows
Lol your right
its impossible for the virus could hurt him cause his stomach is a endless space
@@holee2737 true
Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump
But can goku beat aids?
Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!"
The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.
The subconscious do not understand "Not"
#Matdaddy
Spooky Filmz Ent. SHUT THE HECK UP
Matdad
I didn’t know ok now I do where’s Matt daddy
Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy
Me: OK then, Daddypat
Daddypat actually sounds better xD
@@marchogan1259 Daddypatty
DadPat
That actually sounds better 😂
Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star
TP Zelda, especially when she was locked in the castle, also wears gloves, comes into contact with NOBODY and even has a hood and scarf/mask
@Norah Aslam so true!
Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔
Ness has already got that one on lock
@@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT
Just look at 12:10
Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.
@@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T
MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy"
Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"
#MatDaddy for the win
y not 'Dadpat'?
Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi
matdaddy
or DaddyPat???
MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy
Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?
Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad
because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.
The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.
@@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her
r/whoosh
Short explanation: We'll all be fine.
Long explanation: We'll still be fine.
Something isn't right. Don’t think “we’ll all be fine” when 5000 people have already died
@@amazinc754 only 5,000? We'll be fine
@@amazinc754 yes we will lol less than 30% of cases are severe
@@amazinc754 Just saying it's definitely not the next plague.
Something isn't right. Unless you're immunocompromised or elderly in which case you might not be
Which is why it's important to be educated and concerned, but not panicked
“Opposite of Peach”
It’s Daisy
She is most susceptible to - virus
Bruh the virus dies in heat
Sarasaland is a DESERT
The opposite of Peach is Turkey.
MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare"
MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die
Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash
Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.
ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo
@@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite
Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos
Matdaddy: "DON'T CALL ME MATDADDY"
EVERYONE:" MATDADDY "
That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.
Respect his wishes call him MatMommy
He clearly wants people to. The way he said all that >_>
OwO matdaddy! Iwuve wou!!! Iwm a bwig fan! >w< MATDADDY!!!!! iwve watched the whole fwive nifghts ad OwOdy!!!! (☆w☆)
Ps my comments will now be that
Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?
pure genius was brewing in matthew patthews mind
wdym its hilarious
It's cool
ngl it's pretty funny
its so funny
RUclips: *demonitizes coronavirus*
RUclips: Well boys, we did it. Coronavirus is no more.
Heh
But RUclips forgot about the newss
HE SAID IT
That is communism just go and try to say famine in north Korea. Yeah you'll see what I'm talking about.
RUclips is dumb.
As a person who lives in a communist country, I feel like this isn't the way to gain money.
Also if RUclips thinks they're helping, they're kind of making this worse, I know some kids that don't know about the virus, and I bet that they watch a LOT of RUclips.
Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?
Lol it exists
@@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc RUclips made him
@@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation
@@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft
nope they didn't.
"Don't call me MatDaddy"
Okay Dadpat.
#DadPat
....
Thank you internet you just took the words from my mouth.
#dadpat
#dadpat
Who came from trash taste?
Can goku survive aids
I just came back to this video because of them
Me
Here
Yea I saw them talking about it
"The virus, that should not be named..."
Me *a crazy potter head* "Fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself!"
Mavis Akemi me: CORON- I mean VOLDEMORT
Virusmort the Slitherin virus
VOLDERONA
A crazed pot head
@Aryan Verma *petition signed* 😂🙏
Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on-
RUclips: Allow me to introduce myself.
*Matdaddy
Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26.com*
Yeah, but Cranky is a monkey, and armored characters are invincible: look at Master Chief's MJOLNIR, if It protects him from a parasite what would he stop from being protected from a virus?
Yeah chief is the most protected
*laughs in determination*
@@joshuagenna3635 what about Klinklang? 100% steel body
Or doom guy
I say doom and chief would be able to live they've been though worse...
Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended
PatMat: "Do not Make MatDaddy a thing"
Me: "I refuse to fall to for your reverse psychology!"
hmm
MatPaps
Dang it we failed. His name is now PatMat.
We all fall to it in the end
MatDaddy
Mario will survive.
I mean, he'll die, but he'll respawn at the beginning of the level without Corona virus
And the fact if he get infected he will shrink and be fine.
@@dankolord yeah lol
Plus the guy's resiliant af,i'm sure he can handle a two week period of breathing issues and face irritation. Not to mention his doctor work gave him super meds-
Same with Frisk as he/she has determination and will just respawn
@@SVD63Ninja ok
What about Master Cheif, he has a filtrated helmet, and full body armor. Just something to think about.
It was exactly what i was thinking
Lonely_Demon his armor literally fought off a viral infestation that wanted to console all life. Probably every space marine/super soldier will survive it.
Ya doom guy too
EXACTLY
Or Elizabeth from bioshock infinite. She's completely isolated for basically her entire life.
Everyone i ever loved is gone
7:52 I hope that was reverse psychology, because you're stuck with it now.
Mat Pat: finds an alternative to the name cor****irus
RUclips: wait that's illegal
its the kung flu (not mine)
Collection of alt names I’ve seen so far:
Kung-flu
Chi-sneeze
Boomer Remover
Plague-Inc IRL
Blink-and you’re dead (if you’re 82)
what why can not enyone say the viruses name the verry sad anoying corronavirus i dont like hering it or saying it name
@@savvy9231 boomer remover < boomer doomer. chi-sneeze is a good one.
2:17 I like how you even care to make the video time match
Notice that too
"Ah, the perks of being forever alone."
You're married and have a kid.
Unlike most of us {:D
He's an outlier.
@@Michael-McCollum I know. I was being facetious.
"yo he forgot Master Chief"
This unit wears a space suit that he never takes off and it protects him from airborne flood spores that have a 99% chance of death.
Pretty sure Chief is gonna be perfectly fine without a doubt at all lol.
I'll just either become the chief or I'll live on the Normandy from Mass effect. That thing has a decontamination thing on the front door.
Stolen
I would like this comment... but it is currently at 117
Well Master Chief is known to be old and with the crack on his helmet would expose him more so there is that.
Same with 2016 doom guy
Thank god, I've been lying awake these past weeks wondering how Mario would deal with Corona virus. Finally some closure
I can finally… rest
Fun fact: The reason why that historical figure had the "Toothbrush" in the first place, was because he had to trim his moustache to not render the WW1 gasmasks ineffective
That's why chaplin did it? I thought it was cause it looked funny... unless you meant some other historical figure.
@@epocalypsefilms I thought it was the historical figure that starts with H and ends with "ler"...
@@coolswag9629 It's clearly Heinrich Himmler
@@Bizzn1z Yes! That's exactly what I meant.
Sooooo, I honestly can’t tell if MatPat’s trying to use reverse psychology on the whole MatDaddy thing.
Same lol
How do you know it's not reverse reverse psychology?
@@emochild2798 and this is exactly why reverse psychology sucks
Perhaps he was using *reverse* reverse psychology, where he doesn't want to be called matdaddy, and he makes us think he is using reverse psychology, making us not want to call him matdaddy.
Doesn’t master chief wear a suit, that allows him to breath him space, so wouldn’t he be completely fine
This is exactly what I was thinking
@@monkey_on_call8162 yeah
Same with Samus. Plus when she's not in her Power Suit, there's her Zero Suit, which is only missing the respiratory protection on planets with a breathable atmosphere.
Or samus
I can't believe he forgot Master Chief. Wtf MATDADDY!
MatPat: "Cranky Kong is old and feeble"
Me: "I'd like to see you balance on a barrel while it's going that fast"
I guess Cranky Kong is old and feeble, but the DK version of "old and feeble" is still much stronger than the human definition of "young and healthy"! xD
Don’t you mean, matdaddy?
@@redx2018
mydaddy * tips fedora*
While at that age as well....
hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
me “Corona virus”
RUclips, slow down buckaroo
I’m gonna say corana
The lack of punctuation is making me feel... like your comment isn't well punctuated.
CORONA
CORONA
CORONA
FORONA
FIONA
GIONA
?
I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept
Good
"The pros of being a forever alone". Says the married man with a son.
Corona viruses: infected minecraft steve
Minecraft steve: "let me drink this milk"
UNDERRATED COMMENT
This is genius.
E G G S A N D M I L K
*the real sauce*
If steve dont drink milk, he would only drop to half a heart so hes fine
Steve could survive this.
why?
He could drink alot of milk
And he respawns after death
Lol
True
😂 Steve is op
Ahahhahahahahha
This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.
Bro 💀
Peach's gloves only help her if she takes them off and washes or discards them though. If she's always wearing them, they're not providing any protection when she does something like rubbing her eyes.
…which she does a lot. Mostly to wipe away tears and such.
The way you take off the gloves matters too. It is VERY hard to take off a full outfit of contamination-safe clothing without accidentally touching yourself, and I doubt peach would know how to do that well with gloves.
#matdaddy spread it
Honestly expected someone like doom guy to win it. Literally on another planet, zero to none human interaction, full body suit that's completely sealed and probably some level of superhuman health.
bushgirllives.link/JL9x3ErLNJIf
What I Learned From This: "MatDaddy Is NOT A Thing"
Spooky films ent. SHUT UP I SEE YOU EVERYWHER ON RANDOM OLD VIDEOS TO NEW ONES LEAVE THE COMMENTS ALONE BOT
Oh oh, matDaddy became MadDaddy
Spooky Filmz Ent. Are you having a stroke???
@@vi0let781 Amm...Me? If Me, Then I'm Sorry If I Offended You Somehow XD
Mat coming up with this video: How can I use a pandemic for personal gain?
I feel like this video was more educational than anything. It was made in the early days of the pandemic and used something his audience likes (video games) to help others be aware and educated when it came to the virus
3:16 "hey! Are you Steven Universe?"
"Yeah"
"P o i f e C t"
Im sorry this just made me think of spinel
*"p e r f e c t..."
Da injector
Steven Universe movie predicts Covid-19?????? 😳😳😳😳
@@nephilim1490 False. They predicted bacteriophages.
Hey it's nice to finally infect your other friends
13:40
I'm sorry if this is piling on top of other similar corrections, but for the interest of proper information:
Respiratory viruses are not absorbed through the hands. They are absorbed when the hands come into contact with infected surfaces (door knob, hand shake, stray cough droplets) and then subsequently touch the face (specifically eyes, nose, or mouth). Therefore the fact that Princess Peach wears gloves all the time would not work in her favor. Her hands don't need protection, and if her gloves touch anything contaminated (like Toad's hand in this very animation), and then she touches her face with that gloved hand, she'll be infected.
In fact, the gloves are even more dangerous, because people (if they're following good hygiene instructions) can wash their hands after touching a doorknob or shaking someone's hand, and once the hands are clean, risk of infection is mitigated. But Peach wouldn't be washing her gloves with that sort of frequency. In fact, she probably takes them off specifically to wash her hands (presumably after performing her Princess "duties"), and then puts them back on, complete with any microbes they've picked up from a day of handling her subjects and trying not to be kidnapped.
So yes, Princess Peach benefits from the other criteria (relative isolation, no facial hair), but the gloves themselves would be a liability, not a benefit.
It's a common thing in hospitality, when people have this same mindset of gloves = hygiene.
Watch people who handle food. If they're wearing gloves, there's a chance they'll do something stupid like handle money and then handle food. That entirely defeats the purpose of the gloves. They should be removing them to handle money, then putting them on for handling food, but not both and DEFINITELY not touching food after touching money.
Matdaddy: doesn't want to be called Matdaddy
Everyone: MATDADDY MATDADDY
Have you considered "Dadpat?"
Yup, that's reverse psychology
Daddymat
Matdaddy
#matdaddy
I just found out about this, not the video, but coronavirus. Was it some sort of big deal? I only play video games and eat Chef Boyardee.
Bruh
My bro skipped 2 Whole Years
(Maybe 3, can't really remember anyone talking about Covid in 2022)
Toothbrush mustache?
Just call it the same way everyone else calls it: the J. Jonah Jameson mustache.
ZAHNBÜRSTE
In the comics Captain America faced J Jonah Jameson and talked about how his moustache reminded him of someone from World War 2
Seems like a perfect time to be a introvert
Omg this dude has been begging for subs on almost all channels I’ve seen you so many times you’re a bad content maker
@@justsomeguy3716 dude I think you got the wrong guy I dont even make any content
Why is RUclips not allowing to say “he shall not be named” are you gonna get sued by a virus for saying its name or is the virus a bad word now
RUclips has chosen to demonetize videos which mention Coronavirus. Their stated reason is to prevent the spread of misinformation. (Imagine videos like "Cure Coronavirus with this one simple trick")
It is totally ok to mention Coronavirus in the comments.
I'm going to play devil's advocate here, there may be two reasons for this: either prevent spreading misinformation or decrease the state of panic that permeates through all media
@@quickersilver5140 Also lots of stupid "coronavirus pranks" that doesnt deserve monetization.
In theory it's to stop the "Drink a gallon of bleach to cure Coronavirus" type things, so I can't really argue with it.
Which one Voldermort or #### virus
I'm here from Trash Taste 😂
I thought that Porky from Mother would've been the most resistant: he's young, clean shaven and he's forever sealed in an impenetrable metal orb.
How about Freddy Fazbear, he *is* technically alive
I think the least resistant would actually be Arthur Morgan, sure, he’s young-ish (39 if I’m correct) but given the time period (1899, before modern medicine was even a thing) and how much he gets into bar-fights and shootouts, it’s honestly pretty safe to say that tuberculosis could’ve been the best thing to happen to him in the games lol
@@bigchez2342 freddy isnt in smash!
@@RikuMcduck he never said it had to be from smash, he said the video game world
@@bigchez2342 ok : )
Shouldn’t samus be the most likely to survive? She’s fairly young, lives in space, probably spends a lot of her time off screen isolated, and whenever she goes on an adventure she wears a full protective mask and suit
Yeah, that does make sense!
Shouldn't literally any character survive because plot armour
Wait, if that is the case then shouldn’t master chief survive too? He has been around flood spores and wears his protective suit basically always
That was my first thought as well. Although, she does come into contact with several aliens, foreign ecosystems, etc., there was even a whole game or two about a pathogen (parasite-X) being a game mechanic, so maybe not. I also thought of Master Chief, but similar scenario (the Flood). Although he does have energy shields, so that's a whole other topic...
Doom slayer also
MatPat: *is married with a kid*
Also MatPat: “Ah, the perks of being forever alone”
Micha505 you never know
... i think you should check your grammer mistakes before leaving a comment... this sounds SO wrong...
Jesus Christ your comment sounds so wrong, you REALLY should fix it.
@Micha505 married with a kid, not married to a kid
@Super Ninja Playz Games its their own video, just report and move on, don't even give them the clicks
Link would’ve survived if he slept a few more years
And what about Samus? She not only spends 99% of her life in space, but she wears an environmental space suit!
Honestly Steve would survive He can just drink a milk bucket
yea
And he can also ho to another dimension where he can be left alone for all eternity
Tru dat
FACT
@@user-gz5oz5xb6i also has the only one left besides alex and villagers and illagers and others I guess dunno
“Don’t call me matdaddy”
Ok matdaddy
@@YoungAlienBoy You don't learn, do you?
Come on, we should respect his decision. Papa mattykins sounds better anyway
@@wrennethestoner no
And thus someone will make a [REDACTED] fanfic
How bout matfather
12:49
Sorry DadPat, "Spartans never die, they're just missing in action."
It helps that they all have completely air tight suits of armor that can be worn for extremely extended periods of time
@@someinternetguy1065 That's what I was thinking, Spartans are more immune than, "Peach".
MatPat: which Nintendo Character would survive 911?
Matpat: don't call me MatDaddy
Everyone else: hippity hopity this name is now my property
That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.
> That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.
You'd think that was obvious, but -many- most people will just play right into his hands. Good thing he didn't say to not send him money. ¬_¬
Most people are pretty stupid.
I'm crying at "でもさ~" on the sweater (it's essentially a very whiny, childlike version of the word "but")
Japanese?
@@watychaty yep
@@Vleaso I've been interested in learning Japanese. I have a book. I'm currently on Kanji. I think I've greatly understood the dating system. Although, I don't know if to use konyomi or onyomi to pronounce the days.
@@watychaty you should download Duolingo. It's a very useful app to teach you pronunciation, help memorize characters and build sentences
@@Vleaso Yes, I've heard of Duolingo.
“THE TOOTHBRUSH”
Me: Ah, yes, the *toothbrush* One of the best mustaches.
Ahhh yes, what a delight to see the *toothbrush*
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Also, yes, the famous TOOTHBRUSH Mustache.
I think I'd rather call it the Charlie Chaplin mustache or the Oliver Hardy mustache.
petroglyph888 McGregor hey, I don’t make the rules. CDC makes it.
Ok but can we all agree calling it “the virus that shall not be known” is a creepy asf nickname
Yep
"Virus that shall not be named"
What about carbonara viruz
He's trying to not get his video demonitized by saying the name
@@bonemarrow286 duh
I feel like Rosalina’s more likely to survive than Peach, considering she’s hanging out in the vacuum of space half the time
And you know
She's literally a goddess
Actually, she won't get the virus at all really.
And you know, She's a godess
@@YoungAlienBoy Nah, endorsing hate is bad.
Spooky Filmz Ent. Yeah but like why..?
Cody from The Alternate History hub sent his regards
And we are his Jebsmen
Jeb is our lord and savior, in fact he is the reincarnation of Kennedy, Lincoln, and Jesus Christ himself
All hail Jeb!
Had too see if this video was real.
JEB IS ALL
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ye but kirby is just a cell, he would die instantly, no immune system, no mask, inhales strangers, and would explode if a single virus came into him...
“Don’t make matdaddy a thing”
Ok MATTY PATTY
The true survivor is sans. Hes dead so he cant get sick from the virus
and Papyrus
Exactly I though the same thing
also shaved
Yeah but not bc hes dead
@@gabrote42 touche
gorden,master chief, and every one who has access to a helmet can live normaly.
Doomslayer, one he has a helmet, and two he litteraly can't die.
Very true also he’s in space most of the time
Gordon doesn't have a helmet. Pretty much all material depicting him says so.
Yeah and samus is isolated from other humans
@@drredacted9485 she has to deal with the x parasite tho XD
MattPatt: Princess peach is clean shaven, young and wears gloves so she is the most protected!
Samus, who fits all that plus wears an airtight suit 90% of the time: Am I A joke to you?
Same for Master chief
Samus is exploring and fighting, not staying at an isolated castle...
Also applicable: Doom Guy.
...and Bowser. I mean... the virus doesn't infect reptiles. In fact, most non-humans are probably safe from this. It'd have to mutate quite a bit to infect most of them. Even if you go near human for them, okay: Ametarasu. It's a DOG! ...also a goddess, so there's that...
@@elnatanbitensky8314 yes "isolated"..... who cares about Bowser, his kids, Koopas, Goombas..... even when shes at her castle shes surrounded by the entire mushroom kingdoms people.
True.true
Technically, wouldn't Geralt be fine? His witcher physiology makes him resist or downright immune to most toxins and diseases
TheFallenStar buT thE CorONavIRuS iS A vIrUS
@@TRBenjiSwiss which doesn’t except it from the “disease” category
FireStrike5 I was being satirical
Geralt also could be able to make some cleansing/healing potions to survive
@@firestrike5478 WhEn SoMe OnE tYpEs LiKe ThIs, it generally is sarcastic.
Dude cranky kong died from SARS like 20 years ago.
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4:12
Matpat: viruses like the one that shall not be named-
Me: *GOLDEN FREDDY-*
True the one that the virus shouldn’t have killed
Lol
Oh no not glichtrap
7:47 Well now that you’ve said not to the internet is gonna make it a trend
For people in the far future: he's talking about Coronavirus.
The early 2020 Coronavirus pandemic if it needs to be more specific.
Ah I understand now. You silly hoomans and your viruses, we no longer have those in the far future
im sorry you cant say that its illegal
Specifically SARS-CoV2 and its associated disease COVID-19
Ah, the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. If only diseases stayed as mild as that one was...maybe I wouldn't be so alone in this new silent, still world.
Bro, Kirby's technically the only one who survived a pandemic that affected literally everyone (except Dedede) and he did it just by existing, he doesn't even need a mask.
Waddle dee has no mouth, Sans has to respiratory organs, or organs at all, Steve just needs to chug a bucket of milk to be cured
Don't forget Papyrus and supposedly Gaster.
When you’re new and nobody commented anything funny
because bots or just annoying kids
Deadly ikr bots are so annoying
Oooo I have a joke ............ Bernie Sanders
All the comments I see are "mr.beast" gifting all his subs.
You alredy have 100 likes
CNN: “Breaking news we have a new virus it goes by the name of uhhh the YOSHI virus make sure to look out for a little green things”
It's no easy being green
@@Pazz_ARTZ the words of a true lad
Pastagirl97
YOURE GREEN WITH IT
Hey, as a Japanese I can say that the translation is good and it’s super cool!
Glad to hear we got it right!
Its senko san :O
Kirby destroys everything he inhales, wouldn't he be safe? :o
If he contracted the virus, he would become the virus.
@@ThePkmnYPerson Same with Megaman
If he fought the virus he'd get the powers of that virus
Nope
He’s going to be a crona
Nope
MatPat: "Don't Make MatDaddy a thing."
Everyone: "Ok we're making it a thing".
@@YoungAlienBoy I don't want to too lazy and don't care
Ok then MatSir
Make this a thing
#MatSir
You fell for his reverse psychology.
I guess that'll happen when the majority of the viewers are gullible children. ¬_¬
wow, never knew the virus was doing a videogame sequel
HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!??
MatPat: This is the most "viral" video on RUclips
Me: * Watches it when it's number 1 on trending for gaming*
(In all seriousnes, thx for making this video. This makes surviving the virus entertaining. )
Doomguy is obviously the one who survives, he'll just find a way to beat up the virus
His suit wil work
DOOM Slayer will punch a virus right in the face!
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