Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?

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    There has been a lot of news going around about how to not catch the flu and other recent illnesses. In that, I found an interesting question about facial hair - will it protect you from getting sick? Today we are checking our temperatures as we see if your beard is RUINING your chance at staying healthy! From Mario's mustache to Geralt's manly stubble, we are seeing who would SURVIVE a viral outbreak!
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  • @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar
    @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar 4 года назад +2722

    "Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"

    • @jacosaur2287
      @jacosaur2287 4 года назад +54

      preaching the words of the good lord my man

    • @cchowder12xd90
      @cchowder12xd90 4 года назад +33

      Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌

    • @Moowe291
      @Moowe291 4 года назад +74

      I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.

    • @karts1072
      @karts1072 4 года назад +12

      My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma

    • @joesphaiden5023
      @joesphaiden5023 4 года назад +9

      @@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday

  • @shaqeelokneal8996
    @shaqeelokneal8996 4 года назад +8249

    RUclips: demonetizes content with word “corona”
    Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 4 года назад +173

      Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 года назад +106

      So corona beer how much money do you have
      Corona beer company: No

    • @arcadenate
      @arcadenate 4 года назад +28

      Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 года назад +120

      •-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer
      The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 года назад +49

      Tangled: The kingdom of...
      RUclips: NOPE!

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord 3 года назад +1339

    Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit

    • @sotakovatereza352
      @sotakovatereza352 3 года назад +33

      That's true

    • @777SilverPhoenix777
      @777SilverPhoenix777 3 года назад +80

      would her and master chief tie? they both do that.

    • @emmaselby600
      @emmaselby600 3 года назад +46

      And doomguy

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 3 года назад +89

      Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.

    • @paperfigure9438
      @paperfigure9438 3 года назад +34

      link has been in a 100 yr quarantine

  • @pikazacian242
    @pikazacian242 3 года назад +1647

    “Ah the perks of being forever alone”
    MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone

  • @nisa0430
    @nisa0430 4 года назад +295

    "Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists'
    Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here

    • @nisa0430
      @nisa0430 4 года назад +2

      @@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too

    • @agodzillafan9280
      @agodzillafan9280 4 года назад +1

      @@nisa0430 yep, you right!

    • @Weakest2huFan
      @Weakest2huFan 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @ImJustJAG
      @ImJustJAG 4 года назад +1

      Yee

    • @robertfarrell5039
      @robertfarrell5039 4 года назад

      I go through 3 bottles a day of milk.
      I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄

  • @bigl5423
    @bigl5423 4 года назад +321

    Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out
    has sudden urge to travel the world:
    Somethings wrong, I can feel it

    • @transformersfan-zx8ow
      @transformersfan-zx8ow 4 года назад +3

      @@YoungAlienBoy dude chill

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      Bot spooky

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      @spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 года назад

      Combhebment? You mean comment?
      Are you having a stroke?

    • @lucygrace720
      @lucygrace720 4 года назад

      Rap god🙌

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 4 года назад +272

    Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons*
    One demon: *sneezes once*
    Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 года назад +6

      That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.

    • @slumburger1145
      @slumburger1145 4 года назад +10

      Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 года назад +3

      He would cut the sneeze in half

    • @eddedd1433
      @eddedd1433 4 года назад +1

      @@absence9443 you're goddamn right

  • @mr.panamaniac
    @mr.panamaniac 2 года назад +1639

    In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump

    • @CelestialWitch
      @CelestialWitch 2 года назад +71

      Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.

    • @masterblaster8386
      @masterblaster8386 2 года назад +15

      Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought

    • @mr.panamaniac
      @mr.panamaniac 2 года назад +13

      @@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 года назад

      @@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××

    • @saddle9826
      @saddle9826 2 года назад +7

      Hurmph...well, okay.....

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 года назад +409

    Title: *exists*
    Me: “Oh okay.”
    MatPat: “Why is RUclips like this?”
    Me: “Good question.”

  • @timushpetru1112
    @timushpetru1112 4 года назад +164

    9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.

    • @Cardboard_Cut
      @Cardboard_Cut 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.

    • @timushpetru1112
      @timushpetru1112 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.

    • @yelloq6666
      @yelloq6666 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 4 года назад +346

    10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk.
    Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher*
    While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 4 года назад +5

      Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +3

      And is not some hairy ape as well.

    • @GMP1isReal
      @GMP1isReal 4 года назад +10

      @@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.

    • @intek4178
      @intek4178 4 года назад +1

      I See that you're a man of culture as well

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, overall, I'd say that the issues with this video is he doesn't take into account the various specific abilities each character would possess. Sure, you can talk about Geralt's enhanced immune system. But you can also, as in my comment, talk about Samus. Peach wears gloves, and could wear a face mask? Samus has a full body Varia Suit, with sealed internal environment. We know this due to various space missions. And even may have air scrubbers better than any face mask. And she could quarantine herself in her ship, because let's face it, the [DATA EXPUNGED] has no way of crossing vacuum. Master Chief is in a similar boat. Except that we KNOW the MJOLNIR armor does have air scrubbers. So a virus would not affect him. That, and I think one of the augmentations he received may have boosted his immune system. True, he couldn't get off planet by himself like Samus, but he's no stranger. And even then, if he couldn't, well, there is cryostorage. Doom Slayer? Rinse and repeat, once again. Now, true, his biceps do show in Eternal. But even the '16 version covers those up. He's not getting infected. And, he too can easily quarantine himself. In other dimensions too.

  • @addo4164
    @addo4164 4 года назад +70

    Fun fact:
    The Toothbrush mustache was actually very popular among British men from the start of the 20th century. Eventually losing favour around the 1940's for some reason.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +1

      Addo yeah cause that was around the end of world war 2 and you know they don’t wanna have a mustache from the person who cause ww2

    • @orfaeus
      @orfaeus 4 года назад +8

      @@Nexpeon r/wooosh

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 4 года назад +4

      NeoExpr | lmao

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 года назад +3

      wonder why. I guess some things are just lost to history.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +1

      EdgySquid r/ihavereddit .....

  • @scottandkameronklosterman8927
    @scottandkameronklosterman8927 4 года назад +85

    7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy
    Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy

  • @PaulTheDorito
    @PaulTheDorito 4 года назад +231

    Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities

  • @VoIcano
    @VoIcano Год назад +35

    Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump

    • @Tommytheslav
      @Tommytheslav 7 месяцев назад +2

      But can goku beat aids?

  • @ruissuu
    @ruissuu 4 года назад +595

    Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!"
    The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.

  • @joannzivalich-schutz1492
    @joannzivalich-schutz1492 4 года назад +337

    Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy
    Me: OK then, Daddypat

    • @marchogan1259
      @marchogan1259 4 года назад +17

      Daddypat actually sounds better xD

    • @ren2ito
      @ren2ito 4 года назад +15

      @@marchogan1259 Daddypatty

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 4 года назад +10

      DadPat

    • @NonBinary_NonHuman
      @NonBinary_NonHuman 4 года назад +5

      That actually sounds better 😂

    • @itsasecret4451
      @itsasecret4451 4 года назад +2

      Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star

  • @quintonconoly
    @quintonconoly 4 года назад +80

    TP Zelda, especially when she was locked in the castle, also wears gloves, comes into contact with NOBODY and even has a hood and scarf/mask

  • @bakuganrex5557
    @bakuganrex5557 3 года назад +805

    Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔

    • @xerobeat9142
      @xerobeat9142 3 года назад +38

      Ness has already got that one on lock

    • @bakuganrex5557
      @bakuganrex5557 3 года назад +8

      @@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT

    • @metactal
      @metactal 3 года назад +2

      Just look at 12:10

    • @ScienceDrummer
      @ScienceDrummer 2 года назад +7

      Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.

    • @metactal
      @metactal 2 года назад +12

      @@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T

  • @Instantcheese
    @Instantcheese 4 года назад +433

    MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy"
    Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"

    • @cowzmoon
      @cowzmoon 4 года назад +9

      #MatDaddy for the win

    • @Faolan-qe9vl
      @Faolan-qe9vl 4 года назад +7

      y not 'Dadpat'?

    • @jay88ar
      @jay88ar 4 года назад +3

      Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi

    • @troymileslovell7587
      @troymileslovell7587 4 года назад +1

      matdaddy

    • @stekki9114
      @stekki9114 4 года назад

      or DaddyPat???

  • @kdebones
    @kdebones 4 года назад +143

    MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy
    Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 4 года назад +23

      Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad

    • @keenanrichards7015
      @keenanrichards7015 4 года назад +8

      because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 года назад +5

      The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 4 года назад +3

      @@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her

    • @jamesmanning5159
      @jamesmanning5159 4 года назад +2

      r/whoosh

  • @The_Hoodie_Lord
    @The_Hoodie_Lord 4 года назад +280

    Short explanation: We'll all be fine.
    Long explanation: We'll still be fine.

    • @amazinc754
      @amazinc754 4 года назад +4

      Something isn't right. Don’t think “we’ll all be fine” when 5000 people have already died

    • @genderlessgo0n786
      @genderlessgo0n786 4 года назад +5

      @@amazinc754 only 5,000? We'll be fine

    • @stop9049
      @stop9049 4 года назад +4

      @@amazinc754 yes we will lol less than 30% of cases are severe

    • @The_Hoodie_Lord
      @The_Hoodie_Lord 4 года назад +6

      @@amazinc754 Just saying it's definitely not the next plague.

    • @HPalindrome22
      @HPalindrome22 4 года назад +6

      Something isn't right. Unless you're immunocompromised or elderly in which case you might not be
      Which is why it's important to be educated and concerned, but not panicked

  • @youdonotcare
    @youdonotcare 4 года назад +155

    “Opposite of Peach”
    It’s Daisy
    She is most susceptible to - virus

    • @friendshipkills5758
      @friendshipkills5758 4 года назад +8

      Bruh the virus dies in heat
      Sarasaland is a DESERT

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 4 года назад

      The opposite of Peach is Turkey.

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 4 года назад +395

    MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare"
    MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die

    • @bobjones3533
      @bobjones3533 4 года назад +12

      Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 4 года назад +7

      Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.

    • @neonknight46
      @neonknight46 4 года назад +2

      ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo

    • @polypaul8107
      @polypaul8107 4 года назад +3

      @@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite

    • @klokateer4372
      @klokateer4372 4 года назад +1

      Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos

  • @katydiaz6490
    @katydiaz6490 4 года назад +388

    Matdaddy: "DON'T CALL ME MATDADDY"
    EVERYONE:" MATDADDY "

    • @john98765333
      @john98765333 4 года назад +19

      That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.

    • @joecas3960
      @joecas3960 4 года назад +13

      Respect his wishes call him MatMommy

    • @tes33720
      @tes33720 4 года назад +7

      He clearly wants people to. The way he said all that >_>

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 года назад +1

      OwO matdaddy! Iwuve wou!!! Iwm a bwig fan! >w< MATDADDY!!!!! iwve watched the whole fwive nifghts ad OwOdy!!!! (☆w☆)

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 года назад

      Ps my comments will now be that

  • @keith720
    @keith720 Год назад +287

    Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?

  • @madmilk762
    @madmilk762 4 года назад +530

    RUclips: *demonitizes coronavirus*
    RUclips: Well boys, we did it. Coronavirus is no more.

    • @sourpin3apple10
      @sourpin3apple10 4 года назад +5

      Heh

    • @cage_memer
      @cage_memer 4 года назад +4

      But RUclips forgot about the newss

    • @JRod_12
      @JRod_12 4 года назад +1

      HE SAID IT

    • @ramenstuffyt6783
      @ramenstuffyt6783 4 года назад +2

      That is communism just go and try to say famine in north Korea. Yeah you'll see what I'm talking about.

    • @justgoose8380
      @justgoose8380 4 года назад +3

      RUclips is dumb.
      As a person who lives in a communist country, I feel like this isn't the way to gain money.
      Also if RUclips thinks they're helping, they're kind of making this worse, I know some kids that don't know about the virus, and I bet that they watch a LOT of RUclips.

  • @BohdanKaiba
    @BohdanKaiba 3 года назад +468

    Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?

    • @lambda653
      @lambda653 3 года назад +17

      Lol it exists

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 года назад +46

      @@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc RUclips made him

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 3 года назад +13

      @@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 года назад +4

      @@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +1

      nope they didn't.

  • @hobowithanoboe
    @hobowithanoboe 4 года назад +703

    "Don't call me MatDaddy"
    Okay Dadpat.

  • @Turtlegod124
    @Turtlegod124 Год назад +477

    Who came from trash taste?

  • @silverfox_x3
    @silverfox_x3 4 года назад +379

    "The virus, that should not be named..."
    Me *a crazy potter head* "Fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself!"

  • @betsymiller2744
    @betsymiller2744 4 года назад +171

    Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on-
    RUclips: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @aceofdiamonds2218
      @aceofdiamonds2218 4 года назад +1

      *Matdaddy

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 года назад

      Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26­.­c­o­m*

  • @99UPofficial
    @99UPofficial 4 года назад +347

    Yeah, but Cranky is a monkey, and armored characters are invincible: look at Master Chief's MJOLNIR, if It protects him from a parasite what would he stop from being protected from a virus?

    • @joshuagenna3635
      @joshuagenna3635 4 года назад +13

      Yeah chief is the most protected

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 года назад +4

      *laughs in determination*

    • @vikavolt11
      @vikavolt11 4 года назад +5

      @@joshuagenna3635 what about Klinklang? 100% steel body

    • @novanerd116
      @novanerd116 4 года назад +3

      Or doom guy

    • @joshuagenna3635
      @joshuagenna3635 4 года назад +7

      I say doom and chief would be able to live they've been though worse...

  • @justchan2443
    @justchan2443 2 года назад +8

    Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended

  • @Funloverparty
    @Funloverparty 4 года назад +324

    PatMat: "Do not Make MatDaddy a thing"
    Me: "I refuse to fall to for your reverse psychology!"

  • @esoij
    @esoij 4 года назад +397

    Mario will survive.
    I mean, he'll die, but he'll respawn at the beginning of the level without Corona virus

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 года назад +5

      And the fact if he get infected he will shrink and be fine.

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 года назад

      @@dankolord yeah lol

    • @SVD63Ninja
      @SVD63Ninja 4 года назад +3

      Plus the guy's resiliant af,i'm sure he can handle a two week period of breathing issues and face irritation. Not to mention his doctor work gave him super meds-

    • @anonymousperson0
      @anonymousperson0 4 года назад +4

      Same with Frisk as he/she has determination and will just respawn

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 года назад

      @@SVD63Ninja ok

  • @bigmidge3098
    @bigmidge3098 4 года назад +103

    What about Master Cheif, he has a filtrated helmet, and full body armor. Just something to think about.

    • @superduperalex5248
      @superduperalex5248 4 года назад +1

      It was exactly what i was thinking

    • @leonardchurch814
      @leonardchurch814 4 года назад +5

      Lonely_Demon his armor literally fought off a viral infestation that wanted to console all life. Probably every space marine/super soldier will survive it.

    • @hectorvillela5445
      @hectorvillela5445 4 года назад +2

      Ya doom guy too

    • @holo_2709
      @holo_2709 4 года назад

      EXACTLY

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 года назад +2

      Or Elizabeth from bioshock infinite. She's completely isolated for basically her entire life.

  • @Surgery7
    @Surgery7 Год назад +10

    Everyone i ever loved is gone

  • @roguedogx
    @roguedogx 4 года назад +97

    7:52 I hope that was reverse psychology, because you're stuck with it now.

  • @Victor_Aviet
    @Victor_Aviet 4 года назад +144

    Mat Pat: finds an alternative to the name cor****irus
    RUclips: wait that's illegal

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 4 года назад +5

      its the kung flu (not mine)

    • @savvy9231
      @savvy9231 4 года назад +1

      Collection of alt names I’ve seen so far:
      Kung-flu
      Chi-sneeze
      Boomer Remover
      Plague-Inc IRL
      Blink-and you’re dead (if you’re 82)

    • @jeanetterogers5973
      @jeanetterogers5973 4 года назад

      what why can not enyone say the viruses name the verry sad anoying corronavirus i dont like hering it or saying it name

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 4 года назад +1

      @@savvy9231 boomer remover < boomer doomer. chi-sneeze is a good one.

  • @Kalebpro12
    @Kalebpro12 4 года назад +68

    2:17 I like how you even care to make the video time match

  • @kelly-bisson
    @kelly-bisson 4 года назад +189

    "Ah, the perks of being forever alone."
    You're married and have a kid.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 4 года назад +4

      Unlike most of us {:D

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 года назад +1

      He's an outlier.

    • @kelly-bisson
      @kelly-bisson 4 года назад

      @@Michael-McCollum I know. I was being facetious.

  • @Fire-dz7gj
    @Fire-dz7gj 4 года назад +247

    "yo he forgot Master Chief"
    This unit wears a space suit that he never takes off and it protects him from airborne flood spores that have a 99% chance of death.
    Pretty sure Chief is gonna be perfectly fine without a doubt at all lol.

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 4 года назад +5

      I'll just either become the chief or I'll live on the Normandy from Mass effect. That thing has a decontamination thing on the front door.

    • @AlejandroM768
      @AlejandroM768 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @CUJOtheMASTER
      @CUJOtheMASTER 4 года назад +2

      I would like this comment... but it is currently at 117

    • @mariotorres4276
      @mariotorres4276 4 года назад

      Well Master Chief is known to be old and with the crack on his helmet would expose him more so there is that.

    • @Nitro_Snap
      @Nitro_Snap 4 года назад +2

      Same with 2016 doom guy

  • @zinksly3577
    @zinksly3577 4 года назад +314

    Thank god, I've been lying awake these past weeks wondering how Mario would deal with Corona virus. Finally some closure

  • @HeresorLegacy
    @HeresorLegacy 4 года назад +300

    Fun fact: The reason why that historical figure had the "Toothbrush" in the first place, was because he had to trim his moustache to not render the WW1 gasmasks ineffective

    • @epocalypsefilms
      @epocalypsefilms 4 года назад +10

      That's why chaplin did it? I thought it was cause it looked funny... unless you meant some other historical figure.

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 года назад +7

      @@epocalypsefilms I thought it was the historical figure that starts with H and ends with "ler"...

    • @Bizzn1z
      @Bizzn1z 4 года назад +10

      @@coolswag9629 It's clearly Heinrich Himmler

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 года назад +3

      @@Bizzn1z Yes! That's exactly what I meant.

  • @travelsizedlions
    @travelsizedlions 4 года назад +82

    Sooooo, I honestly can’t tell if MatPat’s trying to use reverse psychology on the whole MatDaddy thing.

    • @dakotagrothe1293
      @dakotagrothe1293 4 года назад

      Same lol

    • @emochild2798
      @emochild2798 4 года назад +1

      How do you know it's not reverse reverse psychology?

    • @ttrevina
      @ttrevina 4 года назад +1

      @@emochild2798 and this is exactly why reverse psychology sucks

    • @eriknestaas2270
      @eriknestaas2270 4 года назад +1

      Perhaps he was using *reverse* reverse psychology, where he doesn't want to be called matdaddy, and he makes us think he is using reverse psychology, making us not want to call him matdaddy.

  • @stanleyhunter4278
    @stanleyhunter4278 4 года назад +316

    Doesn’t master chief wear a suit, that allows him to breath him space, so wouldn’t he be completely fine

    • @endlessnight4291
      @endlessnight4291 4 года назад +17

      This is exactly what I was thinking

    • @whoofianbrony8804
      @whoofianbrony8804 4 года назад +9

      @@monkey_on_call8162 yeah

    • @Warrior_of_Fire
      @Warrior_of_Fire 4 года назад +17

      Same with Samus. Plus when she's not in her Power Suit, there's her Zero Suit, which is only missing the respiratory protection on planets with a breathable atmosphere.

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 4 года назад +1

      Or samus

    • @plastictouch6796
      @plastictouch6796 4 года назад +1

      I can't believe he forgot Master Chief. Wtf MATDADDY!

  • @coyraig8332
    @coyraig8332 4 года назад +338

    MatPat: "Cranky Kong is old and feeble"
    Me: "I'd like to see you balance on a barrel while it's going that fast"

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 4 года назад +7

      I guess Cranky Kong is old and feeble, but the DK version of "old and feeble" is still much stronger than the human definition of "young and healthy"! xD

    • @redx2018
      @redx2018 4 года назад +4

      Don’t you mean, matdaddy?

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 4 года назад

      @@redx2018
      mydaddy * tips fedora*

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 4 года назад

      While at that age as well....

    • @fatumaahmedfarah9092
      @fatumaahmedfarah9092 4 года назад

      hahahahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Johnny-tg9kn
    @Johnny-tg9kn 4 года назад +367

    me “Corona virus”
    RUclips, slow down buckaroo

  • @amphicorp4725
    @amphicorp4725 3 года назад +240

    I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept

  • @U_Geek
    @U_Geek 4 года назад +65

    "The pros of being a forever alone". Says the married man with a son.

  • @skywatcher458
    @skywatcher458 4 года назад +294

    Corona viruses: infected minecraft steve
    Minecraft steve: "let me drink this milk"

    • @ultrajoshx6726
      @ultrajoshx6726 4 года назад +12

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @angelstars2153
      @angelstars2153 4 года назад +11

      This is genius.

    • @spookynoodle3843
      @spookynoodle3843 4 года назад +5

      E G G S A N D M I L K

    • @issusx
      @issusx 4 года назад +1

      *the real sauce*

    • @sum9586
      @sum9586 4 года назад +4

      If steve dont drink milk, he would only drop to half a heart so hes fine

  • @caredits5305
    @caredits5305 3 года назад +434

    Steve could survive this.
    why?
    He could drink alot of milk

  • @LssjMagnumblitz
    @LssjMagnumblitz Год назад +8

    This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.

  • @jdawg0828
    @jdawg0828 4 года назад +130

    Peach's gloves only help her if she takes them off and washes or discards them though. If she's always wearing them, they're not providing any protection when she does something like rubbing her eyes.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 года назад +14

      …which she does a lot. Mostly to wipe away tears and such.

    • @josephpaulson9495
      @josephpaulson9495 4 года назад +5

      The way you take off the gloves matters too. It is VERY hard to take off a full outfit of contamination-safe clothing without accidentally touching yourself, and I doubt peach would know how to do that well with gloves.

    • @nathanmonka5958
      @nathanmonka5958 4 года назад +4

      #matdaddy spread it

    • @sora5662
      @sora5662 4 года назад +3

      Honestly expected someone like doom guy to win it. Literally on another planet, zero to none human interaction, full body suit that's completely sealed and probably some level of superhuman health.

    • @mrdark7362
      @mrdark7362 4 года назад

      bushgirllives.link/JL9x3ErLNJIf

  • @AaliyanAmjad
    @AaliyanAmjad 4 года назад +125

    What I Learned From This: "MatDaddy Is NOT A Thing"

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      Spooky films ent. SHUT UP I SEE YOU EVERYWHER ON RANDOM OLD VIDEOS TO NEW ONES LEAVE THE COMMENTS ALONE BOT

    • @dimitrijk3267
      @dimitrijk3267 4 года назад +1

      Oh oh, matDaddy became MadDaddy

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 года назад +1

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Are you having a stroke???

    • @AaliyanAmjad
      @AaliyanAmjad 4 года назад +1

      @@vi0let781 Amm...Me? If Me, Then I'm Sorry If I Offended You Somehow XD

  • @That1guyiknow
    @That1guyiknow Год назад +8

    Mat coming up with this video: How can I use a pandemic for personal gain?

    • @Yeetusdeletus897
      @Yeetusdeletus897 Год назад +4

      I feel like this video was more educational than anything. It was made in the early days of the pandemic and used something his audience likes (video games) to help others be aware and educated when it came to the virus

  • @logant1155
    @logant1155 4 года назад +100

    3:16 "hey! Are you Steven Universe?"
    "Yeah"
    "P o i f e C t"
    Im sorry this just made me think of spinel

    • @Luckylylac
      @Luckylylac 4 года назад +5

      *"p e r f e c t..."

    • @lilybun2
      @lilybun2 4 года назад +6

      Da injector

    • @nephilim1490
      @nephilim1490 4 года назад +2

      Steven Universe movie predicts Covid-19?????? 😳😳😳😳

    • @juicyjuicethejuice4451
      @juicyjuicethejuice4451 4 года назад +3

      @@nephilim1490 False. They predicted bacteriophages.

    • @user-ne2md7vn7h
      @user-ne2md7vn7h 4 года назад +4

      Hey it's nice to finally infect your other friends

  • @illusion-xiii
    @illusion-xiii 4 года назад +67

    13:40
    I'm sorry if this is piling on top of other similar corrections, but for the interest of proper information:
    Respiratory viruses are not absorbed through the hands. They are absorbed when the hands come into contact with infected surfaces (door knob, hand shake, stray cough droplets) and then subsequently touch the face (specifically eyes, nose, or mouth). Therefore the fact that Princess Peach wears gloves all the time would not work in her favor. Her hands don't need protection, and if her gloves touch anything contaminated (like Toad's hand in this very animation), and then she touches her face with that gloved hand, she'll be infected.
    In fact, the gloves are even more dangerous, because people (if they're following good hygiene instructions) can wash their hands after touching a doorknob or shaking someone's hand, and once the hands are clean, risk of infection is mitigated. But Peach wouldn't be washing her gloves with that sort of frequency. In fact, she probably takes them off specifically to wash her hands (presumably after performing her Princess "duties"), and then puts them back on, complete with any microbes they've picked up from a day of handling her subjects and trying not to be kidnapped.
    So yes, Princess Peach benefits from the other criteria (relative isolation, no facial hair), but the gloves themselves would be a liability, not a benefit.

    • @kevingeldard3550
      @kevingeldard3550 4 года назад +3

      It's a common thing in hospitality, when people have this same mindset of gloves = hygiene.
      Watch people who handle food. If they're wearing gloves, there's a chance they'll do something stupid like handle money and then handle food. That entirely defeats the purpose of the gloves. They should be removing them to handle money, then putting them on for handling food, but not both and DEFINITELY not touching food after touching money.

  • @meldahneem2675
    @meldahneem2675 4 года назад +316

    Matdaddy: doesn't want to be called Matdaddy
    Everyone: MATDADDY MATDADDY

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin Год назад +5

    I just found out about this, not the video, but coronavirus. Was it some sort of big deal? I only play video games and eat Chef Boyardee.

    • @Caketurtle7
      @Caketurtle7 Год назад +1

      Bruh

    • @Cake2019_6
      @Cake2019_6 Год назад

      My bro skipped 2 Whole Years
      (Maybe 3, can't really remember anyone talking about Covid in 2022)

  • @AkjobAlgvak
    @AkjobAlgvak 4 года назад +109

    Toothbrush mustache?
    Just call it the same way everyone else calls it: the J. Jonah Jameson mustache.

    • @planetjupiter9561
      @planetjupiter9561 4 года назад +2

      ZAHNBÜRSTE

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 4 года назад +1

      In the comics Captain America faced J Jonah Jameson and talked about how his moustache reminded him of someone from World War 2

  • @HollowSoulss
    @HollowSoulss 4 года назад +69

    Seems like a perfect time to be a introvert

    • @justsomeguy3716
      @justsomeguy3716 4 года назад +5

      Omg this dude has been begging for subs on almost all channels I’ve seen you so many times you’re a bad content maker

    • @HollowSoulss
      @HollowSoulss 4 года назад +3

      @@justsomeguy3716 dude I think you got the wrong guy I dont even make any content

  • @stickboss673
    @stickboss673 4 года назад +163

    Why is RUclips not allowing to say “he shall not be named” are you gonna get sued by a virus for saying its name or is the virus a bad word now

    • @quickersilver5140
      @quickersilver5140 4 года назад +25

      RUclips has chosen to demonetize videos which mention Coronavirus. Their stated reason is to prevent the spread of misinformation. (Imagine videos like "Cure Coronavirus with this one simple trick")
      It is totally ok to mention Coronavirus in the comments.

    • @manliovalenza7955
      @manliovalenza7955 4 года назад +8

      I'm going to play devil's advocate here, there may be two reasons for this: either prevent spreading misinformation or decrease the state of panic that permeates through all media

    • @davidsomoza
      @davidsomoza 4 года назад +4

      @@quickersilver5140 Also lots of stupid "coronavirus pranks" that doesnt deserve monetization.

    • @JulianLinair
      @JulianLinair 4 года назад +1

      In theory it's to stop the "Drink a gallon of bleach to cure Coronavirus" type things, so I can't really argue with it.

    • @thisdogonfiremicky1397
      @thisdogonfiremicky1397 4 года назад +1

      Which one Voldermort or #### virus

  • @LyronAguiar
    @LyronAguiar Год назад +9

    I'm here from Trash Taste 😂

  • @Jacobclarkeconnects
    @Jacobclarkeconnects 4 года назад +139

    I thought that Porky from Mother would've been the most resistant: he's young, clean shaven and he's forever sealed in an impenetrable metal orb.

    • @bigchez2342
      @bigchez2342 4 года назад +1

      How about Freddy Fazbear, he *is* technically alive

    • @manformerlypigbukkit
      @manformerlypigbukkit 4 года назад +2

      I think the least resistant would actually be Arthur Morgan, sure, he’s young-ish (39 if I’m correct) but given the time period (1899, before modern medicine was even a thing) and how much he gets into bar-fights and shootouts, it’s honestly pretty safe to say that tuberculosis could’ve been the best thing to happen to him in the games lol

    • @RikuMcduck
      @RikuMcduck 4 года назад +4

      @@bigchez2342 freddy isnt in smash!

    • @bigchez2342
      @bigchez2342 4 года назад +1

      @@RikuMcduck he never said it had to be from smash, he said the video game world

    • @RikuMcduck
      @RikuMcduck 4 года назад +2

      @@bigchez2342 ok : )

  • @drewlmao
    @drewlmao 4 года назад +145

    Shouldn’t samus be the most likely to survive? She’s fairly young, lives in space, probably spends a lot of her time off screen isolated, and whenever she goes on an adventure she wears a full protective mask and suit

    • @SheriffDuncanFlynn
      @SheriffDuncanFlynn 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, that does make sense!

    • @wyn9693
      @wyn9693 4 года назад +1

      Shouldn't literally any character survive because plot armour

    • @hurtalloy9397
      @hurtalloy9397 4 года назад +6

      Wait, if that is the case then shouldn’t master chief survive too? He has been around flood spores and wears his protective suit basically always

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 4 года назад +5

      That was my first thought as well. Although, she does come into contact with several aliens, foreign ecosystems, etc., there was even a whole game or two about a pathogen (parasite-X) being a game mechanic, so maybe not. I also thought of Master Chief, but similar scenario (the Flood). Although he does have energy shields, so that's a whole other topic...

    • @borgerjesus3741
      @borgerjesus3741 4 года назад +3

      Doom slayer also

  • @arekkusu0o
    @arekkusu0o 4 года назад +578

    MatPat: *is married with a kid*
    Also MatPat: “Ah, the perks of being forever alone”

    • @retrgamer-xx5fs
      @retrgamer-xx5fs 4 года назад +2

      Micha505 you never know

    • @imge509
      @imge509 4 года назад +12

      ... i think you should check your grammer mistakes before leaving a comment... this sounds SO wrong...

    • @Nobody-ed9bv
      @Nobody-ed9bv 4 года назад +2

      Jesus Christ your comment sounds so wrong, you REALLY should fix it.

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 года назад +4

      @Micha505 married with a kid, not married to a kid

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 года назад +2

      @Super Ninja Playz Games its their own video, just report and move on, don't even give them the clicks

  • @spongebobsquarepants4819
    @spongebobsquarepants4819 3 года назад +9

    Link would’ve survived if he slept a few more years
    And what about Samus? She not only spends 99% of her life in space, but she wears an environmental space suit!

  • @casecloud6294
    @casecloud6294 4 года назад +560

    Honestly Steve would survive He can just drink a milk bucket

  • @soyu420
    @soyu420 4 года назад +231

    “Don’t call me matdaddy”
    Ok matdaddy

    • @darkfiredragon3410
      @darkfiredragon3410 4 года назад +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy You don't learn, do you?

    • @wrennethestoner
      @wrennethestoner 4 года назад +5

      Come on, we should respect his decision. Papa mattykins sounds better anyway

    • @finnduggan4422
      @finnduggan4422 4 года назад

      @@wrennethestoner no

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 4 года назад

      And thus someone will make a [REDACTED] fanfic

    • @Squills0
      @Squills0 4 года назад

      How bout matfather

  • @Crebb2184
    @Crebb2184 4 года назад +85

    12:49
    Sorry DadPat, "Spartans never die, they're just missing in action."

    • @someinternetguy1065
      @someinternetguy1065 4 года назад +3

      It helps that they all have completely air tight suits of armor that can be worn for extremely extended periods of time

    • @Crebb2184
      @Crebb2184 4 года назад +4

      @@someinternetguy1065 That's what I was thinking, Spartans are more immune than, "Peach".

  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 11 месяцев назад +4

    MatPat: which Nintendo Character would survive 911?

  • @amynewton774
    @amynewton774 4 года назад +71

    Matpat: don't call me MatDaddy
    Everyone else: hippity hopity this name is now my property

    • @john98765333
      @john98765333 4 года назад +2

      That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 года назад

      > That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.
      You'd think that was obvious, but -many- most people will just play right into his hands. Good thing he didn't say to not send him money. ¬_¬

    • @Last_Resort991
      @Last_Resort991 4 года назад +1

      Most people are pretty stupid.

  • @jenniferuyemura1573
    @jenniferuyemura1573 4 года назад +166

    I'm crying at "でもさ~" on the sweater (it's essentially a very whiny, childlike version of the word "but")

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 года назад +1

      Japanese?

    • @Vleaso
      @Vleaso 4 года назад

      @@watychaty yep

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 года назад +2

      @@Vleaso I've been interested in learning Japanese. I have a book. I'm currently on Kanji. I think I've greatly understood the dating system. Although, I don't know if to use konyomi or onyomi to pronounce the days.

    • @Vleaso
      @Vleaso 4 года назад +1

      @@watychaty you should download Duolingo. It's a very useful app to teach you pronunciation, help memorize characters and build sentences

    • @watychaty
      @watychaty 4 года назад

      @@Vleaso Yes, I've heard of Duolingo.

  • @nekoogamer
    @nekoogamer 4 года назад +215

    “THE TOOTHBRUSH”
    Me: Ah, yes, the *toothbrush* One of the best mustaches.

    • @propartyx
      @propartyx 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh yes, what a delight to see the *toothbrush*

    • @AngeryBunni
      @AngeryBunni 4 года назад +3

      Spooky Filmz Ent. OK BOOMER

    • @AngeryBunni
      @AngeryBunni 4 года назад +2

      Also, yes, the famous TOOTHBRUSH Mustache.

    • @petroglyph888mcgregor2
      @petroglyph888mcgregor2 4 года назад +1

      I think I'd rather call it the Charlie Chaplin mustache or the Oliver Hardy mustache.

    • @nekoogamer
      @nekoogamer 4 года назад

      petroglyph888 McGregor hey, I don’t make the rules. CDC makes it.

  • @kingdmind
    @kingdmind 4 года назад +610

    Ok but can we all agree calling it “the virus that shall not be known” is a creepy asf nickname

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 4 года назад +120

    I feel like Rosalina’s more likely to survive than Peach, considering she’s hanging out in the vacuum of space half the time

    • @TotalHuman
      @TotalHuman 4 года назад +10

      And you know
      She's literally a goddess

    • @accountname-gg3ms
      @accountname-gg3ms 4 года назад +6

      Actually, she won't get the virus at all really.

    • @TotalHuman
      @TotalHuman 4 года назад +2

      And you know, She's a godess

    • @Cardboard_Cut
      @Cardboard_Cut 4 года назад +3

      @@YoungAlienBoy Nah, endorsing hate is bad.

    • @itsyaboitavino3273
      @itsyaboitavino3273 4 года назад

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Yeah but like why..?

  • @djoimaj
    @djoimaj 4 года назад +801

    Cody from The Alternate History hub sent his regards
    And we are his Jebsmen

    • @TheGreatCooLite
      @TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад +74

      Jeb is our lord and savior, in fact he is the reincarnation of Kennedy, Lincoln, and Jesus Christ himself

    • @Ugglehjelm
      @Ugglehjelm 4 года назад +32

      All hail Jeb!

    • @michaelbuehler3897
      @michaelbuehler3897 4 года назад +58

      Had too see if this video was real.

    • @odisseaschatz7332
      @odisseaschatz7332 4 года назад +17

      JEB IS ALL

    • @swaze2199
      @swaze2199 4 года назад +15

      FOR THE GOD EMPEROR JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @arazeo
    @arazeo 2 года назад +1

    ye but kirby is just a cell, he would die instantly, no immune system, no mask, inhales strangers, and would explode if a single virus came into him...

  • @shmalex5289
    @shmalex5289 4 года назад +60

    “Don’t make matdaddy a thing”
    Ok MATTY PATTY

  • @Kipinimi
    @Kipinimi 4 года назад +63

    The true survivor is sans. Hes dead so he cant get sick from the virus

  • @klortikterra4423
    @klortikterra4423 4 года назад +301

    gorden,master chief, and every one who has access to a helmet can live normaly.

    • @testentity1.0gaming95
      @testentity1.0gaming95 4 года назад +17

      Doomslayer, one he has a helmet, and two he litteraly can't die.

    • @ironpixely
      @ironpixely 4 года назад +4

      Very true also he’s in space most of the time

    • @tryrexman8627
      @tryrexman8627 4 года назад +4

      Gordon doesn't have a helmet. Pretty much all material depicting him says so.

    • @drredacted9485
      @drredacted9485 4 года назад +4

      Yeah and samus is isolated from other humans

    • @testentity1.0gaming95
      @testentity1.0gaming95 4 года назад +2

      @@drredacted9485 she has to deal with the x parasite tho XD

  • @kirigayakazuto5201
    @kirigayakazuto5201 4 года назад +188

    MattPatt: Princess peach is clean shaven, young and wears gloves so she is the most protected!
    Samus, who fits all that plus wears an airtight suit 90% of the time: Am I A joke to you?

    • @cloudchiodude6057
      @cloudchiodude6057 4 года назад +8

      Same for Master chief

    • @elnatanbitensky8314
      @elnatanbitensky8314 4 года назад +7

      Samus is exploring and fighting, not staying at an isolated castle...

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 4 года назад +9

      Also applicable: Doom Guy.
      ...and Bowser. I mean... the virus doesn't infect reptiles. In fact, most non-humans are probably safe from this. It'd have to mutate quite a bit to infect most of them. Even if you go near human for them, okay: Ametarasu. It's a DOG! ...also a goddess, so there's that...

    • @kirigayakazuto5201
      @kirigayakazuto5201 4 года назад +3

      @@elnatanbitensky8314 yes "isolated"..... who cares about Bowser, his kids, Koopas, Goombas..... even when shes at her castle shes surrounded by the entire mushroom kingdoms people.

    • @HoodedStatue
      @HoodedStatue 4 года назад

      True.true

  • @TheDarkAngel969
    @TheDarkAngel969 4 года назад +171

    Technically, wouldn't Geralt be fine? His witcher physiology makes him resist or downright immune to most toxins and diseases

    • @TRBenjiSwiss
      @TRBenjiSwiss 4 года назад +1

      TheFallenStar buT thE CorONavIRuS iS A vIrUS

    • @firestrike5478
      @firestrike5478 4 года назад +5

      @@TRBenjiSwiss which doesn’t except it from the “disease” category

    • @TRBenjiSwiss
      @TRBenjiSwiss 4 года назад +1

      FireStrike5 I was being satirical

    • @doru440
      @doru440 4 года назад +3

      Geralt also could be able to make some cleansing/healing potions to survive

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 4 года назад

      @@firestrike5478 WhEn SoMe OnE tYpEs LiKe ThIs, it generally is sarcastic.

  • @joshlb9613
    @joshlb9613 4 года назад +133

    Dude cranky kong died from SARS like 20 years ago.

  • @yeetgirltsubasa5235
    @yeetgirltsubasa5235 4 года назад +158

    4:12
    Matpat: viruses like the one that shall not be named-
    Me: *GOLDEN FREDDY-*

  • @ziggythezombie3516
    @ziggythezombie3516 4 года назад +54

    7:47 Well now that you’ve said not to the internet is gonna make it a trend

  • @orioli14
    @orioli14 4 года назад +185

    For people in the far future: he's talking about Coronavirus.

    • @pauljones3017
      @pauljones3017 4 года назад +19

      The early 2020 Coronavirus pandemic if it needs to be more specific.

    • @schmittybacall1655
      @schmittybacall1655 4 года назад +16

      Ah I understand now. You silly hoomans and your viruses, we no longer have those in the far future

    • @jesstinamurphy9235
      @jesstinamurphy9235 4 года назад +3

      im sorry you cant say that its illegal

    • @paradoxmo
      @paradoxmo 4 года назад +12

      Specifically SARS-CoV2 and its associated disease COVID-19

    • @physics_hacker
      @physics_hacker 4 года назад

      Ah, the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. If only diseases stayed as mild as that one was...maybe I wouldn't be so alone in this new silent, still world.

  • @accuratememin
    @accuratememin 2 года назад +3

    Bro, Kirby's technically the only one who survived a pandemic that affected literally everyone (except Dedede) and he did it just by existing, he doesn't even need a mask.

  • @Regirock_official
    @Regirock_official 4 года назад +63

    Waddle dee has no mouth, Sans has to respiratory organs, or organs at all, Steve just needs to chug a bucket of milk to be cured

  • @shellsboi8980
    @shellsboi8980 4 года назад +294

    When you’re new and nobody commented anything funny

    • @deadly2513
      @deadly2513 4 года назад +6

      because bots or just annoying kids

    • @sirhostiile5144
      @sirhostiile5144 4 года назад +4

      Deadly ikr bots are so annoying

    • @KohenBlassingame
      @KohenBlassingame 4 года назад +4

      Oooo I have a joke ............ Bernie Sanders

    • @Relyt2442
      @Relyt2442 4 года назад

      All the comments I see are "mr.beast" gifting all his subs.

    • @07x
      @07x 4 года назад +1

      You alredy have 100 likes

  • @Salty_Oatmeal25
    @Salty_Oatmeal25 4 года назад +201

    CNN: “Breaking news we have a new virus it goes by the name of uhhh the YOSHI virus make sure to look out for a little green things”

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 4 года назад +56

    Hey, as a Japanese I can say that the translation is good and it’s super cool!

  • @SanchaySquirrel
    @SanchaySquirrel 4 года назад +91

    Kirby destroys everything he inhales, wouldn't he be safe? :o

  • @raijin____3973
    @raijin____3973 4 года назад +325

    MatPat: "Don't Make MatDaddy a thing."
    Everyone: "Ok we're making it a thing".

    • @poopideeshroop2732
      @poopideeshroop2732 4 года назад +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy I don't want to too lazy and don't care

    • @eijirokirishima511
      @eijirokirishima511 4 года назад +1

      Ok then MatSir
      Make this a thing
      #MatSir

    • @john98765333
      @john98765333 4 года назад +1

      You fell for his reverse psychology.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 года назад

      I guess that'll happen when the majority of the viewers are gullible children. ¬_¬

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +68

    wow, never knew the virus was doing a videogame sequel

  • @jessekuiper1684
    @jessekuiper1684 Год назад +3

    HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!??

  • @squiddo_17
    @squiddo_17 4 года назад +106

    MatPat: This is the most "viral" video on RUclips
    Me: * Watches it when it's number 1 on trending for gaming*
    (In all seriousnes, thx for making this video. This makes surviving the virus entertaining. )

  • @ravnemagne9598
    @ravnemagne9598 4 года назад +64

    Doomguy is obviously the one who survives, he'll just find a way to beat up the virus

    • @hucksky
      @hucksky 4 года назад +2

      His suit wil work

    • @musclus3769
      @musclus3769 4 года назад +2

      DOOM Slayer will punch a virus right in the face!

    • @Kat-j19347
      @Kat-j19347 4 года назад

      Spooky Filmz Ent. ALREADY DONE