Game Theory: Who Will Survive [CENSORED] Virus?

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    There has been a lot of news going around about how to not catch the flu and other recent illnesses. In that, I found an interesting question about facial hair - will it protect you from getting sick? Today we are checking our temperatures as we see if your beard is RUINING your chance at staying healthy! From Mario's mustache to Geralt's manly stubble, we are seeing who would SURVIVE a viral outbreak!
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Комментарии • 30 тыс.

  • @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar
    @TheGirlWhoStoleAStar 4 года назад +2721

    "Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump!"

    • @jacosaur2287
      @jacosaur2287 4 года назад +54

      preaching the words of the good lord my man

    • @cchowder12xd90
      @cchowder12xd90 4 года назад +33

      Ah yes a man of taste I see 👌

    • @Moowe291
      @Moowe291 4 года назад +74

      I had to see if it was real. Seriously insensitive.

    • @karts1072
      @karts1072 4 года назад +12

      My mom has diabetes and she’s a grandma

    • @joesphaiden5023
      @joesphaiden5023 4 года назад +9

      @@karts1072 i have diabetes and its kinda bad because you need to inject needles in your body everyday

  • @shaqeelokneal8996
    @shaqeelokneal8996 4 года назад +8249

    RUclips: demonetizes content with word “corona”
    Corona beer: In terms of money, we have no money

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 4 года назад +173

      Science channels talking about the sun be like: 🤐

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 года назад +106

      So corona beer how much money do you have
      Corona beer company: No

    • @arcadenate
      @arcadenate 4 года назад +28

      Didn’t they stop selling Corona Beer because of the coronavirus??!

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 4 года назад +120

      •-Asteroid_Town-• I don’t think so but I’m pretty sure their stock price dropped because some idiots think that corona virus and corona beer are the same thing so they stopped buying the beer
      The same people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 4 года назад +49

      Tangled: The kingdom of...
      RUclips: NOPE!

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord 3 года назад +1339

    Not giving this to Samus? The girl who is not only spending most of her time alone in space, but goes everywhere in a full body environmental suit

    • @sotakovatereza352
      @sotakovatereza352 3 года назад +33

      That's true

    • @777SilverPhoenix777
      @777SilverPhoenix777 3 года назад +80

      would her and master chief tie? they both do that.

    • @emmaselby600
      @emmaselby600 3 года назад +46

      And doomguy

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 3 года назад +89

      Samus is also genetically altered by an alien species, so not ENTIRELY human to begin with. There's a good chance the virus just wouldn't affect her.

    • @paperfigure9438
      @paperfigure9438 3 года назад +34

      link has been in a 100 yr quarantine

  • @mr.panamaniac
    @mr.panamaniac 2 года назад +1639

    In conclusion your grandmother who has hypertension and diabetes would outlive Luigi who clearly has a disadvantage with the high jump

    • @CelestialWitch
      @CelestialWitch 2 года назад +71

      Tomar, stop stealing Zach's jokes.

    • @masterblaster8386
      @masterblaster8386 2 года назад +15

      Okay we all saw the same oney plays maybe have an original thought

    • @mr.panamaniac
      @mr.panamaniac 2 года назад +13

      @@masterblaster8386 I have originals but that was just a cheap laugh 😆

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 года назад

      @@CelestialWitch u stupid f××× that was the whole point is for ppl who saw the video dumb motherfu××××

    • @saddle9826
      @saddle9826 Год назад +7

      Hurmph...well, okay.....

  • @AshnSilvercorp
    @AshnSilvercorp 4 года назад +4472

    RUclips: _I'm sorry, we can't have you talking about "controversy."_
    _We pay the "news agencies" for that._

    • @BecauseGames
      @BecauseGames 4 года назад +65

      It's to help prevent the spread of misinformation from people only out to collect and revenue

    • @AshnSilvercorp
      @AshnSilvercorp 4 года назад +162

      @@BecauseGames *looks over again at media*
      This reeks of irony...

    • @djei8ht584
      @djei8ht584 4 года назад +7

      Wow, true.

    • @Froggoforlife
      @Froggoforlife 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @Handman-r6m
      @Handman-r6m 4 года назад

      A

  • @nisa0430
    @nisa0430 4 года назад +295

    "Yoshi noise " Virus : "exists'
    Steve : "drinks milk" u have no power here

    • @nisa0430
      @nisa0430 4 года назад +2

      @@agodzillafan9280 it cures unheathly stuff too

    • @agodzillafan9280
      @agodzillafan9280 4 года назад +1

      @@nisa0430 yep, you right!

    • @Weakest2huFan
      @Weakest2huFan 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @ImJustJAG
      @ImJustJAG 4 года назад +1

      Yee

    • @robertfarrell5039
      @robertfarrell5039 4 года назад

      I go through 3 bottles a day of milk.
      I'm invincible.😁😄😁😄😁😄

  • @Nate-sr2gg
    @Nate-sr2gg 4 года назад +2345

    Matpat: this video is duuuumb
    Matpat 3 years ago: let’s figure out the length of Luigis peen

  • @pikazacian242
    @pikazacian242 3 года назад +1646

    “Ah the perks of being forever alone”
    MatPat, you have a wife. You have a son. You are not alone

  • @icemanworldnetwork5533
    @icemanworldnetwork5533 4 года назад +2983

    MatPat: “I’m building a better RUclips.”
    Also MatPat:

  • @thefrogger6507
    @thefrogger6507 4 года назад +421

    "Young, clean shaven, good hygiene, doesn't come into contact with others often..."
    "Peach!"
    Samus Aran: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Thanathos1991
      @Thanathos1991 4 года назад +9

      Though Samus has a lot of contact. Not the pleseant kind but *still* contact. =P

    • @thefrogger6507
      @thefrogger6507 4 года назад +26

      @@Thanathos1991 Contact in a hazmat suit on steroids tho

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 4 года назад +44

      Samus, chief, doom guy, commander Shepard.. the list of people that wear futuristic armor with a ton of filters and seals go on and on. But ok peach is most likely because gloves.

    • @samuelcarpenter178
      @samuelcarpenter178 4 года назад +2

      Little Mac aswell

    • @charlottehowson8233
      @charlottehowson8233 4 года назад +2

      Sonic-*_B R U H_*

  • @zooning-6843
    @zooning-6843 4 года назад +184

    7:31 I’m getting mixed signals... so you want me to call you MattDaddy? Kinky but ok...

  • @NotEHcop
    @NotEHcop Год назад +63

    This is offensive. My grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely didn’t survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump-

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 года назад +408

    Title: *exists*
    Me: “Oh okay.”
    MatPat: “Why is RUclips like this?”
    Me: “Good question.”

  • @dimitrijames00001
    @dimitrijames00001 4 года назад +464

    Matdaddy: Princess peach is the safest because she stay isolated
    Me: Ya whenever she's not racing, fighting, playing tennis, soccer, baseball, hockey, party games, ect.

    • @CloppingIsMyThing
      @CloppingIsMyThing 4 года назад +27

      Or touching her face with the gloves that are meant to protect her... I get that mats a Nintendo fanboy but he couldn't have picked someone that makes more sense from that sector of gaming? Like, come on Samus does exist you know!

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 года назад

      @@nickodagoat7395 on a weekly habit

    • @shadzr0ze
      @shadzr0ze 4 года назад

      Ha ha, lol

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall 4 года назад +3

      or getting kidnapped by a giant tortoise and getting saved by a "plumber"

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 4 года назад

      Dat Boi My god, she is so dead!

  • @mambel4269
    @mambel4269 4 года назад +675

    People with a flu:
    "I should stay home until i get better"
    People with Coronavirus:
    ♫ I will travel across the land ♫

    • @iskdea8461
      @iskdea8461 4 года назад +32

      Searching for people far and wide

    • @ZArocket
      @ZArocket 4 года назад +33

      🎵infecting far and wide🎵

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 года назад +4

      Or instead I'm moving to America, canada, Mexico, Panama

    • @goosemaster6919
      @goosemaster6919 4 года назад +7

      Gone to infect them all

    • @MrNK1411
      @MrNK1411 4 года назад +1

      Wow wow wow!!! Remember, Virus-that-shall-not-be-name!

  • @kingbadmovie
    @kingbadmovie 3 года назад +871

    Game theory: Who would survive the holocaust?

    • @Greirat
      @Greirat Год назад +27

      I would love that video

    • @existentialchar
      @existentialchar Год назад +17

      Link would

    • @kingbadmovie
      @kingbadmovie Год назад +8

      @@NotEHcop So does Cloud from FFVII, and Luke from Earthbound....
      Oh no... what have I done?

    • @Faceless_the_fancy
      @Faceless_the_fancy Год назад +3

      bro 💀

    • @derpythean-comdoge8608
      @derpythean-comdoge8608 Год назад +7

      considering he said “Oy vey” at the start of the video, matpat wouldn’t.

  • @zdanee
    @zdanee 4 года назад +76

    13:14 - I beg to differ: Samus. She has a full body armour with in built air-supply, completely cutting her respiratory system off the rest of the world. She literally cannot come into contact with any disease wearing that.

    • @shorty4704
      @shorty4704 4 года назад +6

      X Parasite: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 4 года назад +4

      Yeah. She will once uppon a time put the suit off.
      Master Chief on the other hand...

    • @shorty4704
      @shorty4704 4 года назад +3

      @@konoko1002k She didn't even have her Suit off when the X infected her

    • @Octolithic
      @Octolithic 4 года назад +1

      Master chief has all of those things, but like, 20 times better, in fact, according to one of the halo books, Spartans like him can BREATHE in space WITHOUT their helmets on for almost 20 minutes, plus, master chief pretty much hates people and usually works alone sooooooo.......

    • @konoko1002k
      @konoko1002k 4 года назад

      Do you mean the suit that does not even cover his entire skin?
      Sorry, but my money is still on the Master chief. He at least has a full-body armor.

  • @PaulTheDorito
    @PaulTheDorito 4 года назад +231

    Hol up isnt kirby just gonna becomes one with the virus and gains its abilities

  • @transientlattice
    @transientlattice 4 года назад +410

    RUclips: recommending stuff about “the virus”
    Also RUclips: *say it and you’re gone*

    • @RC568
      @RC568 4 года назад +2

      I love youtube.

    • @craft_to_death
      @craft_to_death 4 года назад +1

      I know right !

    • @mejustchillin.
      @mejustchillin. 4 года назад +1

      youtube is crazy

    • @nathanielgarner892
      @nathanielgarner892 4 года назад +2

      I know RUclips is so weird right now with their demonetization seriously do you remember in 2017 you could say anything you want anytime you want and not get in trouble for it but then everything has changed and it really sucks like most of my RUclipsrs are in allowed to see the cursewords in so now they have to resort she saying weird things instead of actually cursing I don’t give me wrong it’s so funny

    • @transientlattice
      @transientlattice 4 года назад +1

      @Nathaniel Garner moderation bots like these are the reason robots haven’t taken over humanity

  • @bakuganrex5557
    @bakuganrex5557 3 года назад +805

    Can’t believe he didn’t further the series with “Who Will Survive Police Brutality?” A true shame 😔

    • @xerobeat9142
      @xerobeat9142 3 года назад +38

      Ness has already got that one on lock

    • @bakuganrex5557
      @bakuganrex5557 3 года назад +8

      @@xerobeat9142 YOOOO FORGOT ABOUT THE DOWN SPECIAL YOU RIGHT

    • @metactal
      @metactal 2 года назад +2

      Just look at 12:10

    • @ScienceDrummer
      @ScienceDrummer 2 года назад +7

      Police brutality doesn't exist in America. Stop watching propaganda.

    • @metactal
      @metactal 2 года назад +12

      @@ScienceDrummer Me who got hit by police brutality T_T

  • @addo4164
    @addo4164 4 года назад +70

    Fun fact:
    The Toothbrush mustache was actually very popular among British men from the start of the 20th century. Eventually losing favour around the 1940's for some reason.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +1

      Addo yeah cause that was around the end of world war 2 and you know they don’t wanna have a mustache from the person who cause ww2

    • @orfaeus
      @orfaeus 4 года назад +8

      @@Nexpeon r/wooosh

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 4 года назад +4

      NeoExpr | lmao

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 года назад +3

      wonder why. I guess some things are just lost to history.

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +1

      EdgySquid r/ihavereddit .....

  • @croissant1949
    @croissant1949 4 года назад +1186

    Matpat: Don’t call me MatDaddy
    Everyone: So Dadpat?

  • @potatobean6064
    @potatobean6064 4 года назад +622

    "Don't call me MatDaddy"
    by bringing attention to this nickname you're obtained, you have successfully informed those of us who don't know about it, and will now inevitably be called matdaddy more.

    • @delikatessbruhe9843
      @delikatessbruhe9843 4 года назад +37

      If anyone is aware of that kind of reverse psychology, he is. I'm just wondering what he's up to because I can't really imagine that he WANTS it to be a thing. Looks like a social experiment to me, like he doesn't care either way and just wants to see what happens

    • @cyan4864
      @cyan4864 4 года назад +7

      #Matdaddyforlive!

    • @renhensen9298
      @renhensen9298 4 года назад +5

      I don't get why MatDaddy is so mad about it. Just accept it, it's who you are, MatDaddy!!!

    • @njohnson5503
      @njohnson5503 4 года назад +2

      #matdady4eva

    • @femboxthedumb6404
      @femboxthedumb6404 4 года назад

      *Mwahahaha!*

  • @Turtlegod124
    @Turtlegod124 Год назад +477

    Who came from trash taste?

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 4 года назад +81

    Coronavirus patient: I can't wait to watch videos to distract me from the fact that I'm dying.
    Matpat:

  • @ruissuu
    @ruissuu 4 года назад +595

    Matpat: "I repeat! I totally do not want MatDaddy to be a thing!"
    The entire Game Theorist community: Hi MatDaddy.

  • @Instantcheese
    @Instantcheese 4 года назад +433

    MatPat: "Do not call me MatDaddy"
    Me: "Ok, MatDaddy"

    • @cowzmoon
      @cowzmoon 4 года назад +9

      #MatDaddy for the win

    • @Faolan-qe9vl
      @Faolan-qe9vl 4 года назад +7

      y not 'Dadpat'?

    • @jay88ar
      @jay88ar 4 года назад +3

      Hard to discern if that was sarcasm or not but if I see him I'm yelling out Mat Papi

    • @troymileslovell7587
      @troymileslovell7587 4 года назад +1

      matdaddy

    • @stekki9114
      @stekki9114 4 года назад

      or DaddyPat???

  • @keith720
    @keith720 Год назад +287

    Wtf, I heard about this and I'm actually kinda surprised that it's real. What was MatPat and the whole team thinking?

  • @bigl5423
    @bigl5423 4 года назад +321

    Me with a cold: I’m fine just gonna wait it out
    has sudden urge to travel the world:
    Somethings wrong, I can feel it

    • @transformersfan-zx8ow
      @transformersfan-zx8ow 4 года назад +3

      @@YoungAlienBoy dude chill

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      Bot spooky

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      @spooky filmz ent. Bot I've seen you so many times repeating the same things same video.

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 года назад

      Combhebment? You mean comment?
      Are you having a stroke?

    • @lucygrace720
      @lucygrace720 4 года назад

      Rap god🙌

  • @timushpetru1112
    @timushpetru1112 4 года назад +164

    9:33 Geralt whoudn't need a face mask because he is a witcher, and thanks to his mutagens he can't get sick.

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy Who is this even.

    • @Cardboard_Cut
      @Cardboard_Cut 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy People please don't, it's spam of his own video.

    • @timushpetru1112
      @timushpetru1112 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus falling ill and being poisoned are 2 different things.Not only that, Geralt NEVER got sick in the books or in the video games (aside from Dandelions bs) and none other witcher did.Venom could hurt a witcher, but only by burning his skin.

    • @yelloq6666
      @yelloq6666 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus not proven and kinda stupid. Just stop

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 4 года назад

      @Juggled Lotus Witcher thanks to their wildly mutated physiology are actually immune to diseases, and in part even usually toxic substances (it's why a good chunk of potions are lethal to humans but not them)

  • @danielrazo450
    @danielrazo450 4 года назад +2110

    Next Game Theory: Which Nintendo character could escape Auschwitz?

  • @VoIcano
    @VoIcano Год назад +35

    Your grandmother who has diabetes and hyper tension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi who has a super heightened jump

    • @Tommytheslav
      @Tommytheslav 6 месяцев назад +2

      But can goku beat aids?

  • @jokeofalltrades2838
    @jokeofalltrades2838 4 года назад +535

    MatPat: "Peach is the most secluded and most likely to survive the outbreak."
    Rosalina: *Laughs in space princess*

    • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
      @GreyWolfLeaderTW 4 года назад +47

      Samus: *Laughs in Loner Space Bounty Hunter in Atmopsherically Sealed Space Suit*

    • @ranya5072
      @ranya5072 4 года назад +3

      well, there ARE a lot of stuff left in space due to astronauts n stuff...

    • @dakillerpyro_
      @dakillerpyro_ 4 года назад +7

      TadStrange2k
      Paulutina: *Laughs in Sky temple*

    • @yasmineowens6272
      @yasmineowens6272 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @yasmineowens6272
      @yasmineowens6272 4 года назад

      True

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 4 года назад +272

    Doom guy: *kills thousands of demons*
    One demon: *sneezes once*
    Doom guy: “guess I’ll die!”

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 года назад +6

      That assumes the Praetor Suit doesn't filter that out.

    • @slumburger1145
      @slumburger1145 4 года назад +10

      Implying his immune system also isn't also as powerful as the Doomguy himself.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 года назад

      @@YoungAlienBoy Stop with the botting

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 года назад +3

      He would cut the sneeze in half

    • @eddedd1433
      @eddedd1433 4 года назад +1

      @@absence9443 you're goddamn right

  • @No-idea-tbh
    @No-idea-tbh 4 года назад +331

    Steve: **Has Unamed Virus**
    Also Steve: **Drinks Milk**
    Steve Again: I'm Cured!

    • @emmaly8993
      @emmaly8993 4 года назад +7

      Emerald Gaming my dude can get poisoned and drink milk and not die

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 4 года назад +10

      Minecraft cows is a cure to all illnesses

    • @candyneige6609
      @candyneige6609 4 года назад +10

      Expectation : _milk can cure anything including unamed virus_
      Reality : _milk doesn't cure anything_
      *Reality is often disapointing.*

    • @_theknighthawk_7018
      @_theknighthawk_7018 4 года назад +2

      The power of melk/mill😂😂😂

    • @No-idea-tbh
      @No-idea-tbh 4 года назад

      @@candyneige6609 True..

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf Год назад +31

    next you should do which video game character would survive 9/11

  • @The_Hoodie_Lord
    @The_Hoodie_Lord 4 года назад +280

    Short explanation: We'll all be fine.
    Long explanation: We'll still be fine.

    • @amazinc754
      @amazinc754 4 года назад +4

      Something isn't right. Don’t think “we’ll all be fine” when 5000 people have already died

    • @genderlessgo0n786
      @genderlessgo0n786 4 года назад +5

      @@amazinc754 only 5,000? We'll be fine

    • @stop9049
      @stop9049 4 года назад +4

      @@amazinc754 yes we will lol less than 30% of cases are severe

    • @The_Hoodie_Lord
      @The_Hoodie_Lord 4 года назад +6

      @@amazinc754 Just saying it's definitely not the next plague.

    • @HPalindrome22
      @HPalindrome22 4 года назад +6

      Something isn't right. Unless you're immunocompromised or elderly in which case you might not be
      Which is why it's important to be educated and concerned, but not panicked

  • @Crox101
    @Crox101 4 года назад +187

    *Virus Exists*
    Robot Characters: Hah noobs
    *Computer Virus also Exists*
    Robot Characters: Ah Sh- *dies*

    • @sarthakarora3212
      @sarthakarora3212 4 года назад +3

      Meganan though. Along with mother elf

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 4 года назад

      Gravemind: Pitiful created... Are we a joke to you?

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 4 года назад +346

    10:25 Matpat: Geralt's stubble puts him at risk.
    Geralt: *is effectively immune to basically all toxins and disease due to being a witcher*
    While Witchers can experience negative reactions due to toxin, it doesn't even effect them until they've used multiple doses of what amounts to lethal poison for anyone else; heck, what they use as alcohol for recreational use is a lethal poison for non-witchers.

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses 4 года назад +5

      Could he even contract the virus? Do human diseases even have the capacity to infect a witcher at all.

    • @digslicuanan3225
      @digslicuanan3225 4 года назад +3

      And is not some hairy ape as well.

    • @GMP1isReal
      @GMP1isReal 4 года назад +10

      @@ThreeGoddesses He contracts it, but it literally does nothing to him that he would likely never even notice.

    • @intek4178
      @intek4178 4 года назад +1

      I See that you're a man of culture as well

    • @SheosMan117
      @SheosMan117 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, overall, I'd say that the issues with this video is he doesn't take into account the various specific abilities each character would possess. Sure, you can talk about Geralt's enhanced immune system. But you can also, as in my comment, talk about Samus. Peach wears gloves, and could wear a face mask? Samus has a full body Varia Suit, with sealed internal environment. We know this due to various space missions. And even may have air scrubbers better than any face mask. And she could quarantine herself in her ship, because let's face it, the [DATA EXPUNGED] has no way of crossing vacuum. Master Chief is in a similar boat. Except that we KNOW the MJOLNIR armor does have air scrubbers. So a virus would not affect him. That, and I think one of the augmentations he received may have boosted his immune system. True, he couldn't get off planet by himself like Samus, but he's no stranger. And even then, if he couldn't, well, there is cryostorage. Doom Slayer? Rinse and repeat, once again. Now, true, his biceps do show in Eternal. But even the '16 version covers those up. He's not getting infected. And, he too can easily quarantine himself. In other dimensions too.

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 6 месяцев назад +5

    I'm honestly amazed this is still up. Imagine your grandmother dies of COVID and you go on youtube to see MatPat talk about video game characters dying from COVID.

  • @kieranrodway6805
    @kieranrodway6805 4 года назад +198

    MatPat: The perks of being alone forever
    Me: Says the guy who’s married with one kid and a while editing and video crew

    • @mysteriousshadow4460
      @mysteriousshadow4460 4 года назад

      This is halarious

    • @brainybunny13
      @brainybunny13 3 года назад

      This is literally what I said after I heard him say that.

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 3 года назад

      Says the person who's used to being indoors for nearly 3 years before Covid came around.

  • @plooomb_
    @plooomb_ 4 года назад +342

    Everyone: It’s such hard times.... how are we going to survive?
    Matpat: Oy Vey, YouTubing in 2020 is hard. ROLL INTRO!!

  • @Ori2462
    @Ori2462 4 года назад +185

    *Harry potter quote:* "How will you fight something if you're to afraid to say its name? 11:46

    • @clifandlil2789
      @clifandlil2789 4 года назад +1

      Lucid Diamond my mom now loves you
      Guess why

    • @tqy8456
      @tqy8456 4 года назад +1

      @@clifandlil2789 why?

    • @Ori2462
      @Ori2462 4 года назад +1

      Hm?

    • @clifandlil2789
      @clifandlil2789 4 года назад +1

      Lucid Diamond 😂 she loves Harry Potter idk why I couldn’t have just said that but whatever. Now that I think about it, I don’t remember writing it. Maybe cuz I’m dumb.

  • @psycadetelectricman410
    @psycadetelectricman410 2 года назад +194

    wow it's almost as if this MatPat guy doesn't know how to be a human

  • @hobowithanoboe
    @hobowithanoboe 4 года назад +703

    "Don't call me MatDaddy"
    Okay Dadpat.

  • @sageoffire3964
    @sageoffire3964 4 года назад +616

    "The perks of being forever alone"
    -a guy with a wife and kid 2020

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 4 года назад +14

      Where are they matpat? HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR A WHILE!!!

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 года назад +11

      Kehrbotr Supporter, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.

    • @ghettokage6104
      @ghettokage6104 3 года назад +1

      😬

    • @Inkdkid
      @Inkdkid 3 года назад +1

      amogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogus

    • @Inkdkid
      @Inkdkid 3 года назад +1

      amogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogusamogus

  • @joannzivalich-schutz1492
    @joannzivalich-schutz1492 4 года назад +337

    Matt: Don't call me Matdaddy
    Me: OK then, Daddypat

    • @marchogan1259
      @marchogan1259 4 года назад +17

      Daddypat actually sounds better xD

    • @ren2ito
      @ren2ito 4 года назад +15

      @@marchogan1259 Daddypatty

    • @manguy01
      @manguy01 4 года назад +10

      DadPat

    • @NonBinary_NonHuman
      @NonBinary_NonHuman 4 года назад +5

      That actually sounds better 😂

    • @itsasecret4451
      @itsasecret4451 4 года назад +2

      Joann Zivalich-Schutz Matthew Fatherly God of Holyness Games And Or Films Cause We Don’t Discriminate Patrick Star

  • @amphicorp4725
    @amphicorp4725 3 года назад +240

    I can't believe this video is still up. he's just getting more and more socially inept

  • @madmilk762
    @madmilk762 4 года назад +530

    RUclips: *demonitizes coronavirus*
    RUclips: Well boys, we did it. Coronavirus is no more.

    • @sourpin3apple10
      @sourpin3apple10 4 года назад +5

      Heh

    • @cage_memer
      @cage_memer 4 года назад +4

      But RUclips forgot about the newss

    • @JRod_12
      @JRod_12 4 года назад +1

      HE SAID IT

    • @ramenstuffyt6783
      @ramenstuffyt6783 4 года назад +2

      That is communism just go and try to say famine in north Korea. Yeah you'll see what I'm talking about.

    • @justgoose8380
      @justgoose8380 4 года назад +3

      RUclips is dumb.
      As a person who lives in a communist country, I feel like this isn't the way to gain money.
      Also if RUclips thinks they're helping, they're kind of making this worse, I know some kids that don't know about the virus, and I bet that they watch a LOT of RUclips.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +201

    The censoredvirus is a better name than the coronavirus.

  • @esoij
    @esoij 4 года назад +397

    Mario will survive.
    I mean, he'll die, but he'll respawn at the beginning of the level without Corona virus

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 года назад +5

      And the fact if he get infected he will shrink and be fine.

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 года назад

      @@dankolord yeah lol

    • @SVD63Ninja
      @SVD63Ninja 4 года назад +3

      Plus the guy's resiliant af,i'm sure he can handle a two week period of breathing issues and face irritation. Not to mention his doctor work gave him super meds-

    • @anonymousperson0
      @anonymousperson0 4 года назад +4

      Same with Frisk as he/she has determination and will just respawn

    • @esoij
      @esoij 4 года назад

      @@SVD63Ninja ok

  • @justchan2443
    @justchan2443 2 года назад +8

    Imagine your grandma dies from corona virus and this pops up in your recommended

  • @hendrikpat
    @hendrikpat 4 года назад +495

    Literally everyone: *Talking about Coronavirus*
    RUclips: How dare u say that in a video, thats illegal.

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 4 года назад +16

      Yoshi virus, we dont want any problems here

    • @howtofailcorrectly2474
      @howtofailcorrectly2474 4 года назад

      coppa just be like

    • @ChaiLatte666
      @ChaiLatte666 4 года назад

      It's very racist, you see

    • @DJAlkene
      @DJAlkene 4 года назад +9

      its not really saying its illegal, i think they just don't get monetized for it. Basically i think they are trying to prevent ppl making money talking about a disaster thats going on now. still think though its silly but i understand the reasonings behind it

    • @UnauthorizedContent1337
      @UnauthorizedContent1337 4 года назад

      @@ChaiLatte666 What, hows it racist if its the exact same name as a beer corporation with "virus" thrown at the end of the name?

  • @silverfox_x3
    @silverfox_x3 4 года назад +379

    "The virus, that should not be named..."
    Me *a crazy potter head* "Fear of a name only increases the fear of the thing itself!"

  • @scottandkameronklosterman8927
    @scottandkameronklosterman8927 4 года назад +85

    7:38 Guys please stop calling me matdaddy
    Me: already making plans to spam his twitter with messages saying matmommy

  • @staraptorflock3661
    @staraptorflock3661 Год назад +33

    This video aged like a fine wine

  • @katydiaz6490
    @katydiaz6490 4 года назад +388

    Matdaddy: "DON'T CALL ME MATDADDY"
    EVERYONE:" MATDADDY "

    • @john98765333
      @john98765333 4 года назад +19

      That was reverse psychology, he wants you to call him that.

    • @joecas3960
      @joecas3960 4 года назад +13

      Respect his wishes call him MatMommy

    • @tes33720
      @tes33720 4 года назад +7

      He clearly wants people to. The way he said all that >_>

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 года назад +1

      OwO matdaddy! Iwuve wou!!! Iwm a bwig fan! >w< MATDADDY!!!!! iwve watched the whole fwive nifghts ad OwOdy!!!! (☆w☆)

    • @powerketchap1012
      @powerketchap1012 4 года назад

      Ps my comments will now be that

  • @andrewwelker7287
    @andrewwelker7287 4 года назад +290

    My friend and I agree: most likely to survive is actually the protagonist from Portal.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 4 года назад +12

      Chell, absolutely, pretty sure she’s lived longer than coronaviruses as a whole, let alone corvid 19

    • @mahadevsankar5684
      @mahadevsankar5684 4 года назад +42

      If this was minecraft, All Steve has to do is to drink a bucket of milk. It immediately removes all effects

    • @theemeraldpizza
      @theemeraldpizza 4 года назад +7

      Also olimar, considering hes in that space suit

    • @aidensurdez9705
      @aidensurdez9705 4 года назад +3

      swordsmancs covid 19 IS the c*****virus

    • @soulxd2902
      @soulxd2902 4 года назад +7

      Actually R.O.B is most likely

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude 3 года назад +1368

    it really doesn't matter they have extra lives

    • @ninjago4ever69
      @ninjago4ever69 3 года назад +28

      Yeah and most people in the sonic universe could live

    • @BucketAnimations123
      @BucketAnimations123 3 года назад +17

      What if they run out

    • @ninjago4ever69
      @ninjago4ever69 3 года назад +28

      @@BucketAnimations123 just run around and get coins

    • @elcactus777
      @elcactus777 3 года назад +2

      They are playing with time

    • @elcactus777
      @elcactus777 3 года назад +2

      @@BucketAnimations123 they can use the flag

  • @10Pedro96
    @10Pedro96 Год назад +12

    Missed this video when it was released, came back because of TrashTaste Podcast

  • @pvic6959
    @pvic6959 4 года назад +198

    5:01 when he says "perks of being forever alone"
    me: you literally have the coolest partner AND A CHILD with her
    also me: actually forever alone

  • @youdonotcare
    @youdonotcare 4 года назад +155

    “Opposite of Peach”
    It’s Daisy
    She is most susceptible to - virus

    • @friendshipkills5758
      @friendshipkills5758 4 года назад +8

      Bruh the virus dies in heat
      Sarasaland is a DESERT

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 4 года назад

      The opposite of Peach is Turkey.

  • @AFewDonkeys
    @AFewDonkeys 4 года назад +239

    Master chief almost never takes his suit off and his air filters can filter the flood spores. I think he is the most likely to survive

    • @golden2718
      @golden2718 4 года назад +10

      Also doom guy but demon addtion

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 4 года назад +4

      Seamus also

    • @Erikulum
      @Erikulum 4 года назад +4

      and Olimar

    • @Paper_Thief
      @Paper_Thief 4 года назад +3

      The augmentations he underwent made his immune system over powered. Suit or not he wouldn’t even know he had it.

    • @attackcrash0787
      @attackcrash0787 4 года назад +3

      The ones most likely to survive honestly are those that don't have physical bodies.

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 2 года назад +7

    God this video was in poor taste when it came out. Like wow can’t even wait for the pandemic to end while people’s family members could be dying.

    • @pittoopokemon
      @pittoopokemon 2 года назад +4

      You watched the oney plays vid huh

    • @gendygoblin8391
      @gendygoblin8391 2 года назад +5

      @@pittoopokemon yeah you bloody psychic but watching this one through really cemented that idea.

    • @boredfangerrude
      @boredfangerrude Год назад

      Think criticaly.

  • @BohdanKaiba
    @BohdanKaiba 3 года назад +468

    Wait Zach and Lyle didn't make this up as a joke?

    • @lambda653
      @lambda653 3 года назад +17

      Lol it exists

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 года назад +46

      @@lambda653 the worst part is his little skit at the beginning makes it seem like he only censored it Bc RUclips made him

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 3 года назад +13

      @@hfc9991 This was made in the apex of the pandemic too, guessed he made this to cope with the situation

    • @hfc9991
      @hfc9991 3 года назад +4

      @@orangeman3220 like when the sleepy cabin member(forgot who) made the 9/11 level on starcraft

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 года назад +1

      nope they didn't.

  • @sel_sel7523
    @sel_sel7523 4 года назад +372

    [CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]

    • @michaeldistortedrosen7245
      @michaeldistortedrosen7245 4 года назад +11

      [CENSORED] More like [REDACTED]

    • @the_eternal_paradox
      @the_eternal_paradox 4 года назад +9

      [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 4 года назад +5

      @@michaeldistortedrosen7245 As in, the SCP Foundation is muzzling the world, and that the virus-that-shall-not-be-named is secretly a dormant variant of 008.

    • @Bluey
      @Bluey 4 года назад +2

      [REDACTED] More like [WHAT THE □□□□ MAN???? YOU SAY PEOPEL REPOBBLICK OF DOUBLE CHIN IS MICHEAL JACKSON - BAD?!]

    • @michaeldistortedrosen7245
      @michaeldistortedrosen7245 4 года назад

      Josh Lefelhocz that would be funny

  • @kdebones
    @kdebones 4 года назад +143

    MatPat: Don't call me MatDaddy
    Us: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN TELL US THAT WAS A THING?

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 4 года назад +23

      Its reverse psychology!!! He wants to be called MatDad

    • @keenanrichards7015
      @keenanrichards7015 4 года назад +8

      because he wants it to be a trend, it's a trap to fool us.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 года назад +5

      The obvious answer is that he _wants_ us to call him that and he's using reverse psychology (it also sounded _very_ sarcastic, in my opinion), but what I can't figure out is _why_ he wants us to call him that.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 4 года назад +3

      @@notagoat281 i think it might be partially because if it becomes a thing it might get trending and will bring people to his videos, increasing his views. but also because stephanie seems to not like the beard and so this might be a way to annoy her

    • @jamesmanning5159
      @jamesmanning5159 4 года назад +2

      r/whoosh

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka Год назад +59

    Imagine trying to watch this video in like 5 years

    • @JayR7582
      @JayR7582 Год назад +1

      Ikr LOL

    • @ArcDeity
      @ArcDeity Год назад

      2 more years then

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 Год назад

      Hi irs future me hahajaha mehahahahaha

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Год назад +1

      Watched today, it was an experience

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 Год назад

      @ThatGuyRNA I'm gonna find you ur ip is super easy to access hehe 😜 💓 ill be there soon.

  • @lyra1649
    @lyra1649 4 года назад +423

    "ahhh the perks of being alone"
    MATT YOU ARE M A R R I E D AND HAVE A C H I L D

    • @Chomp_Fllangin
      @Chomp_Fllangin 4 года назад +4

      wait he has a child?

    • @nbtelethia_9668
      @nbtelethia_9668 4 года назад +11

      Yes he’s Matt daddy

    • @sithwazini1168
      @sithwazini1168 4 года назад +3

      @@Chomp_Fllangin You must be living under a rock.
      edit:im joking btw

  • @jonathanzimpfer1367
    @jonathanzimpfer1367 4 года назад +129

    When he said “Hairy” and “Old” I immediately was like “Oh the one old monkey in Donkey Kong” and then ten more seconds passed and...

    • @alistairc1903
      @alistairc1903 4 года назад +1

      inferior sprite cranberry

    • @Atellas
      @Atellas 4 года назад +5

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Dude, no one likes a downer. If you’re going to put stuff like this on a video, then don’t be here. No one wants to hear you put out crap like this with everything going on in this world right now. We don’t need more negative people in this world. If you don’t like the video, then just leave.

    • @dylanthatsit390
      @dylanthatsit390 4 года назад +2

      @@Atellas It's their own video that they're telling people to dislike. I'm not sure what their motive is but meh

    • @Atellas
      @Atellas 4 года назад +2

      JustDeer NothingElse oh I thought they were telling people to dislike the Game Theory vid whilst promoting their own video but you might be right.

    • @glitchyguru6468
      @glitchyguru6468 4 года назад +1

      ​@@Atellas It's probably just a "publicity is publicity, good or bad" thing. This is their way of getting people to check out their channel, albeit for the wrong reasons.

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 4 года назад +355

    "Princess Peach has no facial hair" False. She has sideburns.

  • @pjduker05
    @pjduker05 2 года назад +2

    Samus. She wears an armored space suit. Boom. Finished your video for you in less than 10 seconds.

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 4 года назад +122

    I like how it’s becoming like the Voldemort Virus. “It which shall not be named.”

  • @travelsizedlions
    @travelsizedlions 4 года назад +82

    Sooooo, I honestly can’t tell if MatPat’s trying to use reverse psychology on the whole MatDaddy thing.

    • @dakotagrothe1293
      @dakotagrothe1293 4 года назад

      Same lol

    • @emochild2798
      @emochild2798 4 года назад +1

      How do you know it's not reverse reverse psychology?

    • @ttrevina
      @ttrevina 4 года назад +1

      @@emochild2798 and this is exactly why reverse psychology sucks

    • @eriknestaas2270
      @eriknestaas2270 4 года назад +1

      Perhaps he was using *reverse* reverse psychology, where he doesn't want to be called matdaddy, and he makes us think he is using reverse psychology, making us not want to call him matdaddy.

  • @foldupwolf
    @foldupwolf 4 года назад +305

    Me scrolling through comments:
    90% of comments: Matdaddy: Don’t make Matdaddy a thing. Us: We’re making it a thing.

    • @AnaMaria-ww4iy
      @AnaMaria-ww4iy 4 года назад +4

      foldupwolf gaming *whispers* that’s exactly what he wants

    • @andrewlicini8870
      @andrewlicini8870 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, it’s pretty clear that it’s a thinly-veiled request to have public support ammo against stephanie

    • @joecas3960
      @joecas3960 4 года назад +1

      Respect his wishes. Call him MatMommy

    • @Last_Resort991
      @Last_Resort991 4 года назад +1

      You gullible fool got manipulated 😉

  • @Lightfulsyn
    @Lightfulsyn Год назад +9

    Thanks maxmofoe for reminding me of this

  • @caredits5305
    @caredits5305 3 года назад +434

    Steve could survive this.
    why?
    He could drink alot of milk

  • @skywatcher458
    @skywatcher458 4 года назад +294

    Corona viruses: infected minecraft steve
    Minecraft steve: "let me drink this milk"

    • @ultrajoshx6726
      @ultrajoshx6726 4 года назад +12

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @angelstars2153
      @angelstars2153 4 года назад +11

      This is genius.

    • @spookynoodle3843
      @spookynoodle3843 4 года назад +5

      E G G S A N D M I L K

    • @issusx
      @issusx 4 года назад +1

      *the real sauce*

    • @sum9586
      @sum9586 4 года назад +4

      If steve dont drink milk, he would only drop to half a heart so hes fine

  • @arekkusu0o
    @arekkusu0o 4 года назад +578

    MatPat: *is married with a kid*
    Also MatPat: “Ah, the perks of being forever alone”

    • @retrgamer-xx5fs
      @retrgamer-xx5fs 4 года назад +2

      Micha505 you never know

    • @imge509
      @imge509 4 года назад +12

      ... i think you should check your grammer mistakes before leaving a comment... this sounds SO wrong...

    • @Nobody-ed9bv
      @Nobody-ed9bv 4 года назад +2

      Jesus Christ your comment sounds so wrong, you REALLY should fix it.

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 года назад +4

      @Micha505 married with a kid, not married to a kid

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 4 года назад +2

      @Super Ninja Playz Games its their own video, just report and move on, don't even give them the clicks

  • @thegloriousryan8981
    @thegloriousryan8981 4 года назад +346

    THANK YOU for showing the actual death rates among ages. For the record, I'm not on either side. I'm glad that people are taking this seriously, but I think shutting down the economy temporarily is a BIT much. That being said, many people are being told that the death rate is 16%, or sometimes higher. Of course, check sources, but It's surprising how many people will just look something up and if it supports their argument deem it a valid source.

    • @srkelley5
      @srkelley5 4 года назад +18

      It's not that the death rate is scary enough to force everyone into quarantine. The issue is that due to lack of having a vaccine and low information about the virus, we need to learn a bit more or we're going to have a repeat of 1918. That and even though we know that most people will be fine, we all lack the proper anti-bodies to this virus due to not being exposed to it before. The Flu and common cold do more damage (although quick action against the current virus is skewing numbers), but most humans on this planet have antibodies for it since birth or shortly afterwards. Due to a combination of what parents hand down to their children, environmental exposure, access to vaccines and other medical drugs that help to treat symptoms so that fighting illness is much more bearable.
      If we weren't taking the measures that we are now, the virus would spread across the US (and any other country) quickly. Do we really need to have the bulk of a country become sick at nearly the same time or at least within the same time period? It'd have a much greater economic effect if we allowed that to happen. Does this mean that everyone won't get if if they hide at home for a few weeks? No. Everyone/most are going to get it just like how nearly everyone has gotten the flu, a cold, etc. The initial folk are going to be the outer layer of an eventual herd immunity that we'll gain. The measures of quarantine are being taken to stagger the effect to have the least amount of change to our society and its' economy. It's also to gain the knowledge and tools to do more so that we can actually help those that are most at risk. In the US, most hospitals wouldn't be able to handle the demand needed if a huge chunk of the population became sick practically overnight.
      This staggering allows them to take all of this in stride (as much as possible) while work on a vaccine occurs. Me and you probably have strong enough immune systems to only exhibit the most mild of symptoms from this, but we would both be effective carriers. You can't see all illness and vulnerability visibly and with the high amount of elderly, those with diabetes, HIV, AIDS, etc... we could be walking death bombs for them without this staggering. Even if death isn't the primary concern, in a country like the US we don't have great workers rights and health coverage. This means that people that can't handle a $400 emergency (most of them) would suddenly be at risk of losing a portion to all of their money from a single pay period right now or be at risk of it later this year if they get sick again or have to take care of a sick family member (for those with the paltry amount of pto/sick days).
      It's a multi-faceted issue and why so much attention is being placed on the bill that's sitting and waiting for the Senate to sign off on it (it won't help enough people though).

    • @CiarlaArt
      @CiarlaArt 4 года назад +5

      My parents are both in their 60's, and my father has Emphysema (Lung disease), my concern with the virus is for them and others at higher risk. You can help stop and contain a spread by preventing people moving around. If I were to get the virus or think I have it I'd quarantine so I don't risk passing it to someone that could be hospitalised or killed.

    • @thegloriousryan8981
      @thegloriousryan8981 4 года назад +2

      Ciarla Art I agree, my mom currently is the primary caretaker for my 83 year old grandma with a large array of lung problems I wish I remembered the names of. And while I agree that there should be restrictive efforts to save as many lives as possible, I feel as though quarantine for a large duration will harm the economy tremendously due to the effects in the past (though it could be different, with how easy it is to live at home in contrast to 15 years ago), causing many more deaths by unemployment and subsequent starvation than COVID 19 could ever cause.

    • @DragonTamerWes
      @DragonTamerWes 4 года назад

      Can we call it bs

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 4 года назад

      The economy is shutting down because of the crappy oil prices anyway... Might well take a break.

  • @Fire-dz7gj
    @Fire-dz7gj 4 года назад +247

    "yo he forgot Master Chief"
    This unit wears a space suit that he never takes off and it protects him from airborne flood spores that have a 99% chance of death.
    Pretty sure Chief is gonna be perfectly fine without a doubt at all lol.

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 4 года назад +5

      I'll just either become the chief or I'll live on the Normandy from Mass effect. That thing has a decontamination thing on the front door.

    • @AlejandroM768
      @AlejandroM768 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @CUJOtheMASTER
      @CUJOtheMASTER 4 года назад +2

      I would like this comment... but it is currently at 117

    • @mariotorres4276
      @mariotorres4276 4 года назад

      Well Master Chief is known to be old and with the crack on his helmet would expose him more so there is that.

    • @Nitro_Snap
      @Nitro_Snap 4 года назад +2

      Same with 2016 doom guy

  • @lucaio502
    @lucaio502 4 года назад +207

    "The most viral topic thats sweeping the globe in 2020"
    aliens in a couple months: Watch this

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +2

      To be honest ban is justified as many wannabees spread misinformation about it...

    • @burnttoast6974
      @burnttoast6974 4 года назад

      TheRezro idk if you’re joking or not but this is about extraterrestrial aliens

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +1

      @@burnttoast6974 I do. But I throw my fly...

    • @babz527
      @babz527 4 года назад

      Imma do a pro gamer move

  • @LssjMagnumblitz
    @LssjMagnumblitz Год назад +8

    This came out on my 18th birthday while I was in Juvie.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 года назад +271

    MatPat: alludes heavily to the virus
    RUclips: _You’re on thin f*cking ice, buddy_

    • @craft_to_death
      @craft_to_death 4 года назад +4

      👌🏻

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 4 года назад +5

      Considering I very possibly have the [REDACTED] virus, this censorship is kinda bullsh!t. I understand RUclips doesn't want people fearmongering for profit, but this is ridiculous. Not talking about it doesn't magically cure it.

    • @platlo4848
      @platlo4848 4 года назад +2

      @@NutmegBGB who found out RUclips hated that anyway

    • @Termina_
      @Termina_ 4 года назад +2

      MatDaddy*

    • @thehelllord4458
      @thehelllord4458 4 года назад

      NutmegBGB you have just censored the words of Coronavirus yourself, I know it’s a joke, but still

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar 4 года назад +79

    I see your Peach and I raise you my Samus Aran for most likely to survive.
    -Isolated, literally in space or on alien planets
    -Has space suit that filters out harmful elements
    -Young
    -Clean-shaven
    -Clearly a superior waifu

  • @djoimaj
    @djoimaj 4 года назад +801

    Cody from The Alternate History hub sent his regards
    And we are his Jebsmen

    • @TheGreatCooLite
      @TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад +74

      Jeb is our lord and savior, in fact he is the reincarnation of Kennedy, Lincoln, and Jesus Christ himself

    • @Ugglehjelm
      @Ugglehjelm 4 года назад +32

      All hail Jeb!

    • @michaelbuehler3897
      @michaelbuehler3897 4 года назад +58

      Had too see if this video was real.

    • @odisseaschatz7332
      @odisseaschatz7332 4 года назад +17

      JEB IS ALL

    • @swaze2199
      @swaze2199 4 года назад +15

      FOR THE GOD EMPEROR JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Demonai_Warrior
    @Demonai_Warrior 3 года назад +11

    What the hell, this is real?

  • @meldahneem2675
    @meldahneem2675 4 года назад +316

    Matdaddy: doesn't want to be called Matdaddy
    Everyone: MATDADDY MATDADDY

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 4 года назад +395

    MatPat: "Smash Bros is basically the CDCs worst nightmare"
    MatPat: chooses a smash bros character as least likely to die

    • @bobjones3533
      @bobjones3533 4 года назад +12

      Hobi Hope to be fair there’s like 80 now and all are pretty popular and well known so it’s likely any one you choose is in smash

    • @jackfables3470
      @jackfables3470 4 года назад +7

      Very funny, indeed. But, to be fair, I thought the Smash Bros versions of those characters are not the 'real' ones : they're just how a kid imagines his or her toys being alive and fighting.

    • @neonknight46
      @neonknight46 4 года назад +2

      ok matdaddy XD you're a great dad owo

    • @polypaul8107
      @polypaul8107 4 года назад +3

      @@jackfables3470 yea m8 yur rite

    • @klokateer4372
      @klokateer4372 4 года назад +1

      Tbh mat if it wasn't for cranky Kong i thought you were gonna say gow4 kratos

  • @OneFloofyBooper
    @OneFloofyBooper 4 года назад +330

    Matpat: Doesn't want to be called Matdaddy
    Internet: YOU HEARD HIM BOYS! GET MATDADDY TRENDING!
    Matdaddy: No, that isn't...

    • @Dololondondon
      @Dololondondon 4 года назад +9

      he wants to be called matdaddy, i think hes planning something.

    • @aquadark2291
      @aquadark2291 4 года назад +4

      @@Dololondondon #EasyMarketing ?

    • @Dylbdog-jw7eo
      @Dylbdog-jw7eo 4 года назад +7

      #MatDaddy

    • @Mexican00b
      @Mexican00b 4 года назад +5

      you know he just dies to be called that and thats why hes telling everybody to not... because he wants to

    • @MinecraftMartin1000
      @MinecraftMartin1000 4 года назад +9

      Reverse psychology

  • @Harry_Thomas24
    @Harry_Thomas24 4 года назад +249

    Mat: Don’t call me Matdaddy
    Me and literally everyone: … ok matdaddy

  • @stanleyhunter4278
    @stanleyhunter4278 4 года назад +316

    Doesn’t master chief wear a suit, that allows him to breath him space, so wouldn’t he be completely fine

    • @endlessnight4291
      @endlessnight4291 4 года назад +17

      This is exactly what I was thinking

    • @whoofianbrony8804
      @whoofianbrony8804 4 года назад +9

      @@monkey_on_call8162 yeah

    • @Warrior_of_Fire
      @Warrior_of_Fire 4 года назад +17

      Same with Samus. Plus when she's not in her Power Suit, there's her Zero Suit, which is only missing the respiratory protection on planets with a breathable atmosphere.

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 4 года назад +1

      Or samus

    • @plastictouch6796
      @plastictouch6796 4 года назад +1

      I can't believe he forgot Master Chief. Wtf MATDADDY!

  • @quintonconoly
    @quintonconoly 4 года назад +80

    TP Zelda, especially when she was locked in the castle, also wears gloves, comes into contact with NOBODY and even has a hood and scarf/mask

  • @thiagomax9306
    @thiagomax9306 2 года назад +7

    looking back this was in really bad taste

  • @HeresorLegacy
    @HeresorLegacy 4 года назад +300

    Fun fact: The reason why that historical figure had the "Toothbrush" in the first place, was because he had to trim his moustache to not render the WW1 gasmasks ineffective

    • @epocalypsefilms
      @epocalypsefilms 4 года назад +10

      That's why chaplin did it? I thought it was cause it looked funny... unless you meant some other historical figure.

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 года назад +7

      @@epocalypsefilms I thought it was the historical figure that starts with H and ends with "ler"...

    • @Bizzn1z
      @Bizzn1z 4 года назад +10

      @@coolswag9629 It's clearly Heinrich Himmler

    • @coolswag9629
      @coolswag9629 4 года назад +3

      @@Bizzn1z Yes! That's exactly what I meant.

  • @betsymiller2744
    @betsymiller2744 4 года назад +171

    Matpat: Today we’re doing a theory on-
    RUclips: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @aceofdiamonds2218
      @aceofdiamonds2218 4 года назад +1

      *Matdaddy

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 года назад

      Previous month I was able to withdraw my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this provider on-line for 24 months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about it is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for standard understanding of internet and elementary typing skill...The best thing about this job is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am in a position to dedicate quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation together with them very routinely. Don't neglect this chance and try to react rapidly. This is what I do... *grab26­.­c­o­m*

  • @casecloud6294
    @casecloud6294 4 года назад +560

    Honestly Steve would survive He can just drink a milk bucket

  • @Surgery7
    @Surgery7 Год назад +10

    Everyone i ever loved is gone

  • @AaliyanAmjad
    @AaliyanAmjad 4 года назад +125

    What I Learned From This: "MatDaddy Is NOT A Thing"

    • @vi0let781
      @vi0let781 4 года назад +1

      Spooky films ent. SHUT UP I SEE YOU EVERYWHER ON RANDOM OLD VIDEOS TO NEW ONES LEAVE THE COMMENTS ALONE BOT

    • @dimitrijk3267
      @dimitrijk3267 4 года назад +1

      Oh oh, matDaddy became MadDaddy

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 года назад +1

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Are you having a stroke???

    • @AaliyanAmjad
      @AaliyanAmjad 4 года назад +1

      @@vi0let781 Amm...Me? If Me, Then I'm Sorry If I Offended You Somehow XD

  • @bigmidge3098
    @bigmidge3098 4 года назад +103

    What about Master Cheif, he has a filtrated helmet, and full body armor. Just something to think about.

    • @superduperalex5248
      @superduperalex5248 4 года назад +1

      It was exactly what i was thinking

    • @leonardchurch814
      @leonardchurch814 4 года назад +5

      Lonely_Demon his armor literally fought off a viral infestation that wanted to console all life. Probably every space marine/super soldier will survive it.

    • @hectorvillela5445
      @hectorvillela5445 4 года назад +2

      Ya doom guy too

    • @holo_2709
      @holo_2709 4 года назад

      EXACTLY

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 года назад +2

      Or Elizabeth from bioshock infinite. She's completely isolated for basically her entire life.