Meeting The Most Expensive Escort In My City

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  • @PhilipSoloTV
    @PhilipSoloTV  4 года назад +2277

    I had a bubbly dinner-date with Justin timberlake

    • @von...
      @von... 4 года назад +41

      I saw Justin Timberlake at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @escatofago
      @escatofago 4 года назад +1

      go to suscribe to my channel bucko :D

    • @mobn979
      @mobn979 4 года назад +4

      You will have over " one million subscribers" with in 3 months time...

    • @skooter21108
      @skooter21108 4 года назад +6

      @kykingz78 Says the guy who posted a one word comment and made exactly zero people laugh.

    • @suBLAM1000
      @suBLAM1000 4 года назад +7

      Hey dude...so this has taken a lot of courage to ask this but I would love to email you or Facebook chat about an idea that I have for a video...long story short i want to become a RUclipsr but have struggled to get the courage to actually do a video...I feel like talking to you about it or even shooting a video together would ease my hesitation as I know you have made fantastic videos...my email is kyle.kerr360@gmail.com if you would like to email me...I live in Barrie Ontario..as I said I have an idea for a video that I think would be really cool and inspiring but would like to run it buy you first and even possibly collab with you on the video....keep up the awesome content dude...much love!

  • @iceybundles
    @iceybundles 4 года назад +4454

    He’s the most comfortably socially awkward person on the planet

    • @Bunnytoes666
      @Bunnytoes666 4 года назад +52

      Yah, like a reserved Nardward!

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 4 года назад +35

      Icey Bundles fr I’ve never seen someone so confident and so weird

    • @Teethhh
      @Teethhh 4 года назад +5

      Fuck is he ever weird

    • @freddustyhornjr
      @freddustyhornjr 4 года назад +1

      Geoffrey Mazalin hahaha

    • @user-pr9rt3ty1v
      @user-pr9rt3ty1v 4 года назад +2

      review brah

  • @brayden9908
    @brayden9908 4 года назад +2313

    This woman charges guys $500 an hour just to take her out, this guy took her out free of charge, and has a girlfriend, and made a video of him doing it... stonks.

    • @FG-td4vs
      @FG-td4vs 4 года назад +66

      Doubt it was free dude

    • @greggregson1365
      @greggregson1365 4 года назад +70

      @@FG-td4vs he said something a long the lines of "this would usually cost $400"

    • @showman6273
      @showman6273 4 года назад +11

      Lol stonks

    • @ozziepico5888
      @ozziepico5888 4 года назад +5

      Pretty sure he made some kind of move on her

    • @ALBO4REAL
      @ALBO4REAL 4 года назад +12

      Simps need to take lessons from him.

  • @mikexxxmilly
    @mikexxxmilly 4 года назад +1443

    She should touch her hair once in a while

    • @rockyp32
      @rockyp32 4 года назад +9

      Mike Milly LMFAO

    • @whitey211
      @whitey211 4 года назад +35

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who was driven nuts by that.

    • @ontheroadwithyode390
      @ontheroadwithyode390 4 года назад +3

      She's driving me insane ....

    • @earpig
      @earpig 4 года назад +6

      Her shitty clip ins are falling out

    • @christophersmith2871
      @christophersmith2871 4 года назад +9

      Thats meth.

  • @TheSpaceHipster
    @TheSpaceHipster 4 года назад +4965

    I love Phillip Solo. Because you know what he does? He does what Jesus would do. He reaches out to the people that would normally be 'rejected' by society or frowned upon for their lifestyle and he shows the world their humanity. He shows them love and empathy and generosity, all while entertaining us and them. It took me a while to realize it, to be honest, because I found myself judging the people in the videos subconsciously, but I keep watching and I keep feeling so much respect for these people as individuals and for Phillip for sharing the love of a true saint. Thank you, sir.

    • @ImTheWiseCracker
      @ImTheWiseCracker 4 года назад +144

      Well said bucko!

    • @skooter21108
      @skooter21108 4 года назад +121

      Phillip Solo = Jesus of Nazareth CONFIRMED

    • @rawrxd7870
      @rawrxd7870 4 года назад +60

      @@vermemmeadsf youre not very bright are you?

    • @vermemmeadsf
      @vermemmeadsf 4 года назад +1

      @@rawrxd7870 Youre not very mature are you?

    • @vermemmeadsf
      @vermemmeadsf 4 года назад +14

      @Aarogance Nothing is respectable. But nor do I disrespect the huste of taking money from poor bastards that cant get pussy any other way.

  • @nxtrya
    @nxtrya 4 года назад +1304

    This man be looking like
    "Alright, here's the tombstone piledriver"

  • @ken_caminiti
    @ken_caminiti 4 года назад +1157

    "I got the most expensive escort in my city."
    Must be a Really small city.

    • @northover5023
      @northover5023 4 года назад +23

      i spend 2k a hour someties

    • @whynesspower
      @whynesspower 4 года назад +82

      @@northover5023 wtf who are you? Dad of mr beast or something?

    • @northover5023
      @northover5023 4 года назад +103

      @@whynesspower no im just a lonely old man looking for friends

    • @zokushajames5430
      @zokushajames5430 4 года назад +3

      Is it even a city

    • @northover5023
      @northover5023 4 года назад +5

      @@zokushajames5430 yes

  • @chunkyhusky
    @chunkyhusky 4 года назад +894

    Man really went from eating canned food from The dollar to finding the Most expensive escort. Unreal

  • @ambush1242
    @ambush1242 4 года назад +1409

    When you realize we're now indirectly buying this guy escorts.

    • @xiaomia1425
      @xiaomia1425 4 года назад +17

      I love your name, it's the most famous RUclips poop out there, I've rehearsed it for years xD

    • @ambush1242
      @ambush1242 4 года назад +9

      @@xiaomia1425 Uh, Harley Davidson

    • @kuroru69
      @kuroru69 4 года назад +4

      That is the opposite of a problem tho.

    • @Kat-bc1wv
      @Kat-bc1wv 4 года назад

      💀💀😂

    • @ItsDallasSallad
      @ItsDallasSallad 4 года назад +2

      @@ambush1242 Holy shit, you have the same name & avatar, what a coincidence & small world.

  • @mattr724
    @mattr724 4 года назад +835

    *buys escort*
    *tells her about Nine Inch Nails*

  • @DiceRoller96
    @DiceRoller96 4 года назад +408

    Philip: So you charge about $2,500 to stay the night with someone right?
    Escort: Yeah!
    *Next scene cuts to night time*

    • @x3xGR33Dx
      @x3xGR33Dx 4 года назад +7

      It fits Joe Budden's budget

  • @jusaguy20
    @jusaguy20 4 года назад +3711

    If I had a dollar every time she touched her hair

    • @apps1001
      @apps1001 4 года назад +558

      jusaguy20 then you could afford an hour with her

    • @jasmineruiz4337
      @jasmineruiz4337 4 года назад +65

      Looks like a wig ngl

    • @Eraknelo
      @Eraknelo 4 года назад +39

      About $37. But I was being generous and counted sessions instead of individual touches.

    • @bigdickenergy2690
      @bigdickenergy2690 4 года назад +35

      i think it’s cause those are extensions and she doesn’t want them falling out or looking weird 😂😂

    • @mileymorales4156
      @mileymorales4156 4 года назад +38

      Right it's her nervous tick😆 but when she says chapstick D*** at 0:54🤣

  • @die-cry-hate
    @die-cry-hate 4 года назад +723

    I'm an escort that charges one billion dollars an hour. I just havent had any takers yet.

  • @kamila6023
    @kamila6023 4 года назад +1579

    we miss stripper :(

    • @OsidiustheEmphatic
      @OsidiustheEmphatic 4 года назад +53

      She does her own RUclips stuff, and it's worth watching. Unsurprisngly, she is very clever. No idea what her channel is called, but I'm sure her social media would say.

    • @borislav5928
      @borislav5928 4 года назад +14

      @@OsidiustheEmphatic Riley Rose

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 года назад +53

      She has her own channel, but be warned. It's honestly pretty terrible.

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico 4 года назад +8

      @@PyroNinja713 its not that bad

    • @beast_boy97
      @beast_boy97 4 года назад +5

      Is stripper his gf? Surely she is!

  • @FinalStage4L
    @FinalStage4L 4 года назад +1560

    Can’t wait to see the worse reviewed escort in your city
    Thanks for likes guys lol hi Philip 😃

  • @coffinjockey5263
    @coffinjockey5263 4 года назад +650

    Is he permanently high or Am I.

  • @UlrichLeland
    @UlrichLeland 4 года назад +834

    I kinda expected him to say "Busy Tonight" when he met her.

    • @Berke.2k2
      @Berke.2k2 4 года назад +8

      bruh

    • @egeo.9645
      @egeo.9645 4 года назад +13

      BUEZEH DUNNIGH?!

    • @trappack6291
      @trappack6291 4 года назад +6

      I think I would have shit myself laughing

    • @srbnsn
      @srbnsn 4 года назад +1

      Doggo Master 😂

    • @Bb-qp9qp
      @Bb-qp9qp 4 года назад +2

      explain

  • @tehArgento
    @tehArgento 4 года назад +1038

    If she's $400 than your stripper girlfriend can charge triple lol

  • @evan4856
    @evan4856 4 года назад +207

    Came in dressing like a pimp 😂😂

  • @Composurezen
    @Composurezen 4 года назад +869

    she is so self concious she adjusted her look every 30 seconds

    • @Buccko92
      @Buccko92 4 года назад +159

      Composure defenitly not hot enough to be worth 500 an hour 😂

    • @itsnuke_
      @itsnuke_ 4 года назад +4

      @@Buccko92 Facts

    • @novaday8813
      @novaday8813 4 года назад +13

      @@Buccko92 ya she knows that

    • @greckle
      @greckle 4 года назад +101

      touching your hair is a subconscious sign of either being nervous or attracted to the person you're talking to. It's a self comforter.

    • @thahalfbl00dprince
      @thahalfbl00dprince 4 года назад +50

      Gerard that’s the thing, idiot... she is if she say’s she is... and it’s obviously working for her. Take a damn economics course dude! Haha. (I just started an economic class so I feel like i’m the shit rn)... but it’s true, she is asking for this price and people are paying it. Simple. Why? Because she SAYS SO. At 2:00 she says she will leave guys and just be like « alright peace », and then the next day they want her.

  • @rosstv555
    @rosstv555 4 года назад +199

    Honey I'll be back soon just gonna go interview an escort.

    • @ThePols87
      @ThePols87 4 года назад +8

      Hahahaha "ITS FOR RUclips!"

    • @xxxxxx9781
      @xxxxxx9781 4 года назад +2

      ITS FOE YOUPOR...RUclips!

    • @15IDKMYNAME15
      @15IDKMYNAME15 4 года назад

      He’s doin his job getting de scoop

  • @DominikHatHunger
    @DominikHatHunger 4 года назад +139

    "Your pantys have a higher profit margine than cocaine" that sentence cracked me up

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 года назад +1

      Her "mhmm!" was funny, as well
      As if she only just realized how much money she makes on them

    • @bradensmith661
      @bradensmith661 2 года назад +1

      that comments makes so much more sense now...

    • @jakeabrams3171
      @jakeabrams3171 2 года назад

      @@bradensmith661 omg yeah I was just thinking that lol

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 года назад

      @Braden Smith
      It made sense when he said it, as well.

  • @olszewskin
    @olszewskin 4 года назад +204

    Why does she seem like she’d be a perfect character on Trailer Park Boys?

    • @egelik225
      @egelik225 4 года назад

      This is so true I think its real

    • @ChrisBrown-pz2gu
      @ChrisBrown-pz2gu 4 года назад +3

      She seems gre e eeeeasy!!

    • @brosephthomas3764
      @brosephthomas3764 4 года назад

      I love that show lol

    • @DZETube
      @DZETube 4 года назад

      Lmao probably shes already been on the show.

    • @olszewskin
      @olszewskin 4 года назад

      Silently Sceptical I mean in addition to

  • @Roofdaddynick
    @Roofdaddynick 4 года назад +374

    I...I explained what bang bang meant.
    She says “Oooo ya”
    And I said “BANG BANG” 😂

  • @skillgill7454
    @skillgill7454 4 года назад +426

    "Girls, know your worth."
    $400.

    • @badshrooms5628
      @badshrooms5628 4 года назад +18

      LMAOOO

    • @Xelief
      @Xelief 4 года назад +18

      An hour. What's your hourly rate?

    • @skillgill7454
      @skillgill7454 4 года назад +27

      @@Xelief my worth is not summed by any amount of money

    • @Xelief
      @Xelief 4 года назад +35

      @@skillgill7454 your labour objectively is, and that's what she was talking about when she said that.

    • @skillgill7454
      @skillgill7454 4 года назад +21

      @@Xelief Sweet, I was taking the use of 'worth' out of this context and making it in to a satirical comment on her self-worth. I know what you mean but just try take shit from the internet with a pinch of salt

  • @a-t5380
    @a-t5380 4 года назад +88

    For 500 dollars... I want my zesty spear polished front to back

  • @josephlittlefield2313
    @josephlittlefield2313 4 года назад +201

    Next video: Burying the most expensive escort in my city in my backyard

    • @OldSchool82
      @OldSchool82 4 года назад +6

      that was on his patreon

  • @cstar_456
    @cstar_456 4 года назад +167

    “Your profit margins are higher than cocaine”

    • @ryansnow9082
      @ryansnow9082 4 года назад

      Christian Santana hahah that was my favorite part.

    • @Kwashior
      @Kwashior 4 года назад +1

      Profit is vanity, turnover is sanity

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 4 года назад +2

      @Scr3n74pR he meant a pair of her panties is more expensive than a g of coke

    • @DaemonJerky
      @DaemonJerky 4 года назад +2

      @@Eireann. no he didn't. He meant she makes more profit on panties than coke dealers do on coke

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 4 года назад +1

      @@DaemonJerky no. He didn't even know how many she sells he was comparing the price she gave him to the price of coke.

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 4 года назад +320

    say what you will about it all, but these videos really do help humanize some professions/groups of people. Not everyone is a stereotype or preconceived idea. We're all humans. We all have feelings and a past. We're not all that different. Be kinder, you guys.

    • @courtneypitts526
      @courtneypitts526 4 года назад +11

      People forget that these are humans on the other side of the screen.

    • @putnamehereholdmadoodle
      @putnamehereholdmadoodle 4 года назад +4

      @@artyom8905 your not a man till you had a man

    • @lildude2386
      @lildude2386 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Tolyan97kartofan
      @Tolyan97kartofan 4 года назад

      ilikemonkeys Bitch, when was the last time cared or you say 'humanized' a cashier or a bus driver or a guy who makes you a coffee at Starbucks?

    • @sinkvenice4438
      @sinkvenice4438 4 года назад +3

      Anatoly A Well that escalated quickly 😆

  • @drruben98
    @drruben98 4 года назад +190

    Some of y'all are mean, she litteraly says she's not different from any of the other girls just thinking escorting is worth more than 80 dollars. Philip is all about seeing other People sides and hearing their story, don't taint that with mean comments.

    • @A.G.A.T.D
      @A.G.A.T.D 4 года назад +8

      Ruben Lindskog who are you the word police

    • @m_-.430
      @m_-.430 4 года назад +7

      @@A.G.A.T.D BANG BANG

    • @dibdap2373
      @dibdap2373 4 года назад +3

      Ok simp.

    • @marodes9440
      @marodes9440 4 года назад +1

      at first i had no idea what you were talking about but then i went further down and oh god

    • @drruben98
      @drruben98 4 года назад +4

      @John R i like to believe she thinks everyone deserves more

  • @sajti812
    @sajti812 4 года назад +360

    bring back the stripper girl

    • @evaluna122
      @evaluna122 4 года назад +12

      She's pretty hot

    • @roxybaker257
      @roxybaker257 4 года назад +3

      She has a RUclips channel of her own called Riley Rose if you want to check her out there

    • @420happyhippy
      @420happyhippy 4 года назад

      Fuck yes.... doin stripper shit on that street sign!! What?!? Yall remember that shit???

  • @billys1297
    @billys1297 4 года назад +137

    "Homeless pimp, with girlfriend, goes on date with most expensive escort"

  • @nameless.greyceo
    @nameless.greyceo 4 года назад +68

    Wow the white stripes are still going, cool.

  • @MickeRamone
    @MickeRamone 4 года назад +413

    Drinking game: take a shot everytime she "fixes" her hair, you'll be dead in like 20 seconds

    • @mercilesscondemnation7318
      @mercilesscondemnation7318 4 года назад +1

      *gta death*

    • @Colmcille_
      @Colmcille_ 4 года назад +15

      It's because she's nervous for those who don't know.

    • @marcuslarwa9098
      @marcuslarwa9098 4 года назад +2

      Molossus 100% correct it’s a physical tell and it actually makes her feel better. I pick up on these things all the time at the poker table that’s y I make so much money.

    • @CarlAquaForce
      @CarlAquaForce 4 года назад +1

      Or however many times he stares directly at the camera..

    • @joeyhampton5075
      @joeyhampton5075 4 года назад +1

      never drank while watching youtube till this video here we go

  • @047Kenny
    @047Kenny 4 года назад +210

    “I’m not really into feet, but.... who am I to judge right?”
    “Yep”

    • @Halo3VT
      @Halo3VT 4 года назад +10

      Feets are the best part.

    • @thatbritishguy7042
      @thatbritishguy7042 4 года назад +4

      extra 100 shed be into feet🙃

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 4 года назад

      Feeeeet 😄🎉👑

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 года назад +1

      Nixie ~ ♡ ~ show me your feet

    • @thatbritishguy7042
      @thatbritishguy7042 4 года назад +1

      @@047Kenny lol going in for the kill. what's the most you can do with a foot tho really

  • @Lewshus
    @Lewshus 4 года назад +658

    Dude... Your city is trash if she's the most expensive. 😂

    • @BobSmith-pm3wx
      @BobSmith-pm3wx 4 года назад +25

      true.

    • @Bunnytoes666
      @Bunnytoes666 4 года назад +17

      @@BobSmith-pm3wx Well, I would think that the most expensive escorts wouldn't even be known to Joe Shmoe's like Philip, here....I've met WAAAAY hotter working girls at Celebrities or The Odyssey back in the day! ....And no, they didn't "swing between the legs" !!!

    • @RxTerps
      @RxTerps 4 года назад +122

      Anyone that pays anything for pussy is just a sad person

    • @Lewshus
      @Lewshus 4 года назад +13

      Guys, I was just saying that she wasn't attractive. There really isn't a debate about it.

    • @Birch12430
      @Birch12430 4 года назад +8

      The nickname for the city is deadmonton

  • @OsidiustheEmphatic
    @OsidiustheEmphatic 4 года назад +85

    "Margaret Atwood. She's important to women, right?"
    Philip Solo book club, here we go!

    • @toineenzo
      @toineenzo 4 года назад +3

      Sponsored by audible

  • @ShutUpSceneKid69
    @ShutUpSceneKid69 4 года назад +379

    She has the kind of house that I would expect of the typical egirl.

    • @noobnoob7499
      @noobnoob7499 4 года назад +31

      Yes I expect girls to have multiple mattresses maybe 7 to 10

    • @kingcz-ru6ce
      @kingcz-ru6ce 4 года назад +4

      a typical egirl to have 20 mattresses? dude wtf lmao she has a hooker house and a sick hoarderesque style too. what does she smash on the mattress 20 times then sticks it in the closet? fuhc me

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 4 года назад +3

      the ok boomer girl probably has like 100 mattresses

    • @BMWM-zx1fm
      @BMWM-zx1fm 4 года назад +2

      More like a meth addict

    • @dextermorgan9505
      @dextermorgan9505 4 года назад +1

      The fucks an e girl

  • @pauly_d3735
    @pauly_d3735 4 года назад +40

    Dude pulls up to a escorts crib in a pimp jacket and a cowboy hat and some how convinced his girlfriend "its for a project"!!!!!your a legend!!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 года назад +2

      You're implying he's a "legend" for supposedly lying to his girlfriend about his true intentions with this woman?
      Your legends are sad.

  • @von...
    @von... 4 года назад +136

    this has deffo been requested in the comments soooooo many times and I didn't think this legend would actually do it omg

  • @ampmjuku
    @ampmjuku 4 года назад +46

    in 4 months we'll get the sequel to this because some other chick is gonna move in on her territory charging $1000/hr

  • @ladydough
    @ladydough 3 года назад +6

    I'm so glad I found your channel. I'm super awkard & dorky and I don't really fit in anywhere where i live. I love seeing people who are true to themselves. We have the same sense of humor and a lot of people don't get me so it's nice to be able to laugh w someone for a change

  • @LunaLovelass
    @LunaLovelass 4 года назад +20

    This was honestly really inspiring as a girl who often doubts her self-worth.

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад +5

      You are worthy and loveable just as you are and so am I . Anxious hair touching and all 😉❤

  • @roofernick
    @roofernick 4 года назад +142

    Now find the cheapest!!

    • @zachsh
      @zachsh 4 года назад +53

      My ex wife is not hard to find

    • @suckme4339
      @suckme4339 4 года назад +2

      @@zachsh
      I know I paid someone too take her off me

    • @roofernick
      @roofernick 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @philipm3173
    @philipm3173 4 года назад +9

    “Your panties have a higher profit margin than cocaine” he’s not wrong

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 4 года назад +232

    She seems like a nice person, but definitely not worth what she charges.

    • @froghermit9852
      @froghermit9852 4 года назад +39

      Apparently she is worth what she charges tho....since people keep paying.

    • @kyles5513
      @kyles5513 4 года назад +4

      @@froghermit9852 she is not smoking hot. So no.

    • @Goofyattack
      @Goofyattack 4 года назад +3

      @Fat kid from Up damn thats the best the locals have to offer?

    • @walterhicks5520
      @walterhicks5520 4 года назад +13

      @@froghermit9852 LMAO,...no one is paying her that. She quoted the douchebag a price and he just said,..okay, they aren't having sex, it's just an interview. She can 'say' she charges 1M an hour, doesn't mean she gets that much either.

    • @theQuestion626
      @theQuestion626 4 года назад +7

      @@DanielSantana-qg8qf yeah but here’s the flaw… She probably wouldn’t have sex with you for free. See how that knife can cut both ways…?

  • @a-t5380
    @a-t5380 4 года назад +38

    Why does Canada get so dark so quick
    .... Every question it gets darker and darker.

    • @SARSbandit
      @SARSbandit 4 года назад +12

      Coming up on winter, between 530pm and 6pm around this time of year can go from daylight to almost black out

    • @MylotheZooLovingScientist
      @MylotheZooLovingScientist 4 года назад +1

      This comment lol

    • @a-t5380
      @a-t5380 4 года назад

      @@SARSbandit bruh.. Its every question though hahaha

    • @dudeofstuff
      @dudeofstuff 4 года назад

      It's Edmonton. The northernmost big Canadian city. Getting about 9hrs30 min of daylight right now.

    • @Jesusaved420
      @Jesusaved420 4 года назад

      PRAISE THE SUN BOYS

  • @i2Shea
    @i2Shea 4 года назад +79

    Take a shot every time she touches her extensions

    • @handznet
      @handznet 4 года назад

      i2Shea wasted!

    • @scottsharp1763
      @scottsharp1763 4 года назад

      i2Shea they got liquor on quarantine rinow so not enough in stock for this worthless barclay!? Had a beautiful amazing sexy female (professional female) in my town offer way runner way more way cheaper way better errting ❤️💛💚 this video is cirque day soooooooo lame

    • @derrickspencer67
      @derrickspencer67 4 года назад

      Scott Sharp Willem Defoe

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 4 года назад +1

      Take a shot every time he looks at the camera.

    • @Antny.25
      @Antny.25 4 года назад

      i2Shea
      lmao!!

  • @gemini4525
    @gemini4525 4 года назад +331

    It is so funny how she keeps staring at herself

    • @feeltheillinois
      @feeltheillinois 4 года назад +6

      @Jo Blow ironically it sounds like your mother didnt love you

    • @joseponterrego2382
      @joseponterrego2382 4 года назад +9

      @@YoungJustice222 incel.

    • @Josh-dy4lq
      @Josh-dy4lq 4 года назад +3

      Joseph Mendoza I can tell you’ve never had a girlfriend before

    • @srbnsn
      @srbnsn 4 года назад

      Baked Butterfly That’s likely the case

    • @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll
      @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll 4 года назад

      Fam I do that making sure I don’t look extra uggy

  • @dirge187
    @dirge187 4 года назад +26

    That dog looks like he's got some good stories

  • @brandonpetersen5710
    @brandonpetersen5710 Год назад +2

    I love this guys channel so much because it's always got genuine interactions. With so many videos being fake/edited & scripted. Seeing these real interactions between real individuals is really refreshing.

  • @dinosaurxxxx
    @dinosaurxxxx 4 года назад +52

    I'm starting to rethink my career choice now

  • @davidjames3858
    @davidjames3858 4 года назад +243

    Getting Treatment for the Most Expensive Gonorrhea in My City

    • @OnyxXThePunch
      @OnyxXThePunch 4 года назад +3

      This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have

    • @DMsubble
      @DMsubble 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO

  • @jaysanchez4407
    @jaysanchez4407 4 года назад +14

    The way he holds his face so close to the camera just makes this better 😂

  • @EJ-uk3eg
    @EJ-uk3eg 4 года назад +35

    This comment section is a mess it’s brought the incels out of the woodworks.

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 4 года назад +3

      True. Not surprising though tbh.

    • @Xackory
      @Xackory 4 года назад +1

      Every comment section is a mess

    • @brittaolson6550
      @brittaolson6550 4 года назад +1

      E J Word

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 4 года назад

      Exactly. Disgusting.

  • @sazon860
    @sazon860 4 года назад +27

    Philip: don’t eat bread
    Escort: what’s that
    Philip: *ranch*

  • @yoda123619zombies
    @yoda123619zombies 4 года назад +10

    This channel is like when u play the strangers and freaks missions in gta v

  • @JayTraversJT
    @JayTraversJT 4 года назад +31

    He’s confident yet socially awkward at the same time.

  • @evasive-vu
    @evasive-vu 4 года назад +61

    Damn ppl out here getting scammed you should see the talent you can get for $600 an hour, actual pornstar experience...

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад +1

      Right its not like she has porn star experience... O wait..

    • @evasive-vu
      @evasive-vu 4 года назад +1

      Allie Amorous I meant no disrespect I’m from aus so that’s even more money converted to our dollar, which turns out to be more expensive then international top rated services that are touring for that price. Not that I’m an expert, keep doing you don’t worry about the comments :)

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад +2

      @@evasive-vu No worries❤ all love to you in Aus❤

  • @2bin
    @2bin 3 года назад +12

    Phil: "I have a girlfriend."
    Also Phil: "I have a date with an escort."

  • @MuchachoSauce
    @MuchachoSauce 4 года назад +15

    My right ear enjoyed this, bucko!

  • @bleedingflesh224
    @bleedingflesh224 4 года назад +3

    She isn't making bank. Her place was busted.

    • @hughmongus9969
      @hughmongus9969 4 года назад +3

      @Flat Earth Focker she gets like 2 clients a month probably lol

    • @marlenecruz958
      @marlenecruz958 4 года назад

      If she was really a successful highly paid escort, her Skype setup would also be a lil more put together and show some effort 😐😅

  • @Zawfee
    @Zawfee 4 года назад +16

    Having a high price like that would also filter out non serious customers

    • @erikpatricksson3348
      @erikpatricksson3348 4 года назад +1

      How can one not be serious about that kind of service lol

    • @Zawfee
      @Zawfee 4 года назад +1

      @@erikpatricksson3348 good question.

    • @spajas8092
      @spajas8092 4 года назад

      Yeah but honestly she’s not worth $500. She’s a 5 at best.

  • @strangelillas
    @strangelillas 4 года назад +25

    I like her. She's nice. I hope this got her some business lol

  • @tl4331
    @tl4331 4 года назад +6

    Don't know how df this even came across my feed....but I watched....liked and subscribed. Cheers mate.

  • @JasonEllingsworth
    @JasonEllingsworth 4 года назад +249

    definitely not worth more than 80 dollars for the entire evening.

    • @thebrodstar
      @thebrodstar 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHA!!!!

    • @walterhicks5520
      @walterhicks5520 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, that woman is NOT making that an hour,...MAYBE 4 or 500 on a night,....one client after another, but she isn't making hundreds an hour.

    • @thebrodstar
      @thebrodstar 4 года назад +7

      @@walterhicks5520 even 4 or 5 hundred is impossible, unless she has an unspecified drug habit. Example, say she works twice a week at the low end. That's 800 a week, that's almost 40 g a year. On top of that she is selling panties and whatever else? It wouldn't even be worth it, she could be making in the 50g a year range with a regular job with no experience in alberta. So, why would be be even living in squalor like that? A small garbage apt like that is about $9600 a year, plus she has no furniture etc..

    • @forcommenting1017
      @forcommenting1017 4 года назад +3

      @@thebrodstar I mean you can say whatever you want, but none of that is based in fact, its just your guess. Furthermore you haven't the slightest idea what property value is in that city. Also, no one only works 2 days a week if they can help it, unless they are exceptionally lazy so she'd probably be making more like 2000 on your price model and far more if she is charging per hour. Also, I have no idea why you all think she isn't charging that much. Surely you live in the same world I do, where rich assholes pay 500 dollars for a useless phone app, I'm sure people pay that price for pussy.

    • @thebrodstar
      @thebrodstar 4 года назад +5

      @@forcommenting1017 , You,re incorrect. I live near that area, I know exactly where it is I know how much it is to live there. I did not specify exactly where it is because I would basically be doxxing a hooker which would possibly put her safety at risk. I said 2 days a week to show how much money she would be making on the low end, I am sure she works more if that is actually what she does. But, she lives in squalor which means things are not adding up.

  • @ichigotrillonator2812
    @ichigotrillonator2812 4 года назад +6

    Damn dude. You just gave a crackhead the best ad ever.

  • @donmcron3334
    @donmcron3334 4 года назад +12

    When you said bang bang she totally thought you were asking to bang.

  • @talibali166
    @talibali166 4 года назад +1

    This guy is the real Canadian, so respectful I swear. Respect bro!

  • @durkdaperk4297
    @durkdaperk4297 4 года назад +6

    “Everything I’m superhuman everything im saying bouncing around I’m superhuman everything I’m saying” he snapped 🤭🔥

  • @mohamedm2518
    @mohamedm2518 4 года назад +85

    Spoiler alert: it's his mom.

  • @theStr4yD0g
    @theStr4yD0g 4 года назад +2

    Dude you're so entertaining, I bet you're one of the coolest people shes hung out with while escorting.

  • @brianfrtz
    @brianfrtz 4 года назад +15

    We all joked about it.
    WE ALL JOKED ABOUT IT
    This man is a legend 😂

  • @darnelmorrison5469
    @darnelmorrison5469 4 года назад +124

    game: take a shot everytime she touches her hair

    • @aldo1773
      @aldo1773 4 года назад +6

      no, i would die

    • @OnyxXThePunch
      @OnyxXThePunch 4 года назад +3

      I just came back from the dead to say I win

    • @Hazemake
      @Hazemake 4 года назад

      I dDid this julust noe watching cuz itds my fridey nd jst bought a biottle of Gin. Am fucked up byond believe f belief. Yeah.

    • @amazing4372
      @amazing4372 4 года назад

      u just killed 90k people

    • @love4076
      @love4076 4 года назад

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr I touch my hair 24/7. I must be one horny b

  • @jeremylaneball5890
    @jeremylaneball5890 4 года назад +2

    Your ability to keep a straight face is truly incredible

  • @Roxaswastaken
    @Roxaswastaken 4 года назад +5

    This girl is definitely self aware to an extent, she knows she isn't the hottest but she's putting on a front. In a way, it's actually super genuine, she just looks like she needs a friend.

    • @Roxaswastaken
      @Roxaswastaken 4 года назад

      This isn't attacking her like the rest of the comments, she just seems like a cool person to vibe with

  • @velle5599
    @velle5599 4 года назад +14

    The stripper never beat anyone in Phil’s videos

  • @MichaelClarkeWhittet
    @MichaelClarkeWhittet 4 года назад +65

    She's got an ok attitude but I wish we heard a bit about her life plans, what the game is

    • @harveymorgan1749
      @harveymorgan1749 4 года назад +11

      She probably plans on getting with some imaginary prince charming who will accept her for who she is and not judge her past

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад +2

      @@harveymorgan1749 already have him❤

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад +3

      @@gunsandpussy3104 already have a prince charming and im in Las Vegas currently producing and working with photographers❤

    • @harveymorgan1749
      @harveymorgan1749 4 года назад +2

      @@allieamorous2398 sounds like seedy work so i hope u find a better path. Las vegas is sodom

    • @allieamorous2398
      @allieamorous2398 4 года назад

      @@harveymorgan1749 its the seediest 😈🖤

  • @Tackz777
    @Tackz777 4 года назад +36

    You look like Waylon Jennings with a ton of missing DNA.

  • @imjulian5393
    @imjulian5393 4 года назад +120

    Imagine telling your girlfriend that you'll be "interviewing" an escort for the night...

  • @THENONCHALANTDON
    @THENONCHALANTDON 4 года назад +72

    She’s more like a 60$ quick visit

    • @flemishnatsoc3152
      @flemishnatsoc3152 4 года назад +3

      shes old and not even that attractive what pathethic loser would pay for her let alone pay 500 bucks kek

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 4 года назад

      @@flemishnatsoc3152 Old?.. She looks 25 to me.
      But agreed she's not very attractive.

  • @adamperkibs3922
    @adamperkibs3922 4 года назад +126

    I couldn’t finish this because she wouldn’t quit fidgeting and touching her Gd hair

    • @sungameloc
      @sungameloc 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha I literally have the video paused at 2:14 because I couldn't stand it anymore

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 4 года назад

      Adam Perkibs DONT be like that adam

    • @fakecore9811
      @fakecore9811 4 года назад +1

      Try just listening to the video instead of watching maybe? I usually just draw or clip my nails and shit if I don't really wanna watch but want to know what's going on lmao

    • @richmxnd_
      @richmxnd_ 4 года назад +1

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr aha dont fool yourself dude. It's also a sign of insecurity, low self esteem and image obsession.

    • @richmxnd_
      @richmxnd_ 4 года назад +3

      @@ChrisM-bn5vr I'm pretty sure as a hooker she would be a professional at looking like she's into people. And I'm so glad that you think I'm bad at reading body language I'll tell my parents that I'm cancelling my psychology degree.

  • @Sahara237
    @Sahara237 4 года назад +16

    Ur telling me DiCaprio isn’t “traditionally attractive” 😂 ok bucko

  • @stratuschild9796
    @stratuschild9796 4 года назад +3

    "who am I to judge?" He said "yeah" lmfaooooooo

  • @yamimayonnaise5378
    @yamimayonnaise5378 4 года назад +27

    I feel like there's duality of her that really says a lot about humanity

    • @kinny369
      @kinny369 4 года назад +1

      @@yamimayonnaise5378 he didn't ask you because it wasn't interesting. You could say the same about all prostitutes and all people.

  • @77oregano77
    @77oregano77 4 года назад +11

    Next episode: I married the most expensive escort in my city.

  • @ChristopherMcLarenExperience
    @ChristopherMcLarenExperience 4 года назад +1

    Hope you're having a nice day too man! Love you from Midlands England.

  • @paulzdzd
    @paulzdzd 4 года назад +32

    Best "here's the scoop" ever

  • @morganahowll1940
    @morganahowll1940 4 года назад +27

    Where's Riley, we miss her :(

  • @DeadTalent
    @DeadTalent 4 года назад +6

    Jesus easiest sub I've ever given.
    BANG! BANG!

  • @dirtcollector
    @dirtcollector 4 года назад +5

    “your panties have a better profit margin than cocaine” we love you phil

  • @khalifaboy
    @khalifaboy 4 года назад +32

    This was highly entertaining, and she seem's like a lovely lady.

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 года назад +3

    Man she is such a cool, personable person.

  • @spiax
    @spiax 4 года назад +38

    You know he clapped dem cheeks

    • @RestrictedHades
      @RestrictedHades 4 года назад +6

      With that RUclips $$

    • @sadjamie5187
      @sadjamie5187 4 года назад +8

      If he paid 500 for this time he better have

    • @patrickharper2550
      @patrickharper2550 4 года назад +11

      i hope he didnt. you seen the way she lives? bitch probably got roaches in her hair

  • @alexcarmody
    @alexcarmody 4 года назад +7

    She touches her hair 34 times...
    When you know you can’t not see it😂😂

  • @carpii
    @carpii 4 года назад +63

    2:49 - theres a big jump in time here, and the night gets darker. I guess this is where he went and got his $400 worth 😂

    • @18JR78
      @18JR78 4 года назад +5

      Good catch. Her hair got slightly fluffier too and in the cold! Busted! 😆🤣.

  • @vacationboyvideos
    @vacationboyvideos 4 года назад +55

    Her house feels like a depressing dark cave and sounds like one as well. She looks poor ...she must not get that many clients.

  • @AFlexibleGamer
    @AFlexibleGamer 4 года назад +4

    6:44 That was phenomenal!

  • @XaeroDegreaz
    @XaeroDegreaz 4 года назад +28

    She's a six at max. You'd have to be drunk, or extremely desperate to pay her advertised rate haha.

    • @marodes9440
      @marodes9440 4 года назад +3

      y'all do realize people have different preferences????

    • @MrAmisto
      @MrAmisto 4 года назад

      The trick is, your paying for sex with a "non-prostitue, a "regular" girl, that is what these guys are being attracted by. imho.

  • @dervishosman9599
    @dervishosman9599 4 года назад +13

    Odd that people would just throw money at this woman.