As it is written, "The Philistine then moved to meet David at close quarters, while David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet the Philistine. David put his hand into the bag and took out a taser and struck the Philistine on the forehead." (1Samuel 17:48-49) 🙏
I looked it up and she was born in Texas am grew up in southern Oklahoma. As an okie I’m horrified but not surprised because you meet people like the characters in this book low key 💀
You, Mimi Wey, are a god. Thank you for allowing my unworthy eyes to witness this divine masterpiece of a comment. YOU are the cure to the coronavirus. XD Seriously though this comment is great
you know she typed all the lyrics like "I start singing. *Any time you feel alone put on your headphones* *Love-Love's coming through your headphones* I hear clapping behind me."
really smug ghost. And He watches from the shadows as she sings in her angelic voice .How she sings about her pain.The lyrics perfectly convey and she shined on the stage.His eyes darken as he watched her finish up. He knew he had to have this angelic person that lighten up his dark world.
I think the basic plot is that this girl gets snowed in with this cowboy on Christma- no, wait, I think that's another Christmas Cowboy book. I actually can't remember what that one's about.
Everybody’s doing ab workouts to look snatched after quarantine, when you just need to watch Caleb going yeehaw for 40min straight. If you laugh hard enough you’ll get RIPPED LIKE A BAD BOY
As a Southerner: The “horseshoes and hand grenades” expression means that you can’t almost do something. You either do it, or you don’t. In horseshoes you get points for almost hitting the mark, and when throwing a hand grenade you don’t have to hit dead on to do some damage. So “almost” only applies to those two situations. Example: “I almost got an A on my math test”. “Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” ~Translation: Even though you were close to an A, you still didn’t get an A, so we aren’t going to act like it’s the same as an A
I am loving this series. As a former (in middle school) connoisseur of paperback romances, I suggest for your consideration the following other varieties: firefighter; Amish; mail order bride; marriage of convenience; detective; cancer; single mom.
I found a series of scottish romance books randomly at barnes and noble one time (and not only the series, but a whole genre with multiple authors) and their subtitles were like “the good! the bad! the man in plaid!” and I wanted to die
former connoisseur of of SJM books, I can confirm, everybody growls. Or sneers. Or hisses. There is not a single spoken word in any of the series' and I love it with my entire soul
"horseshoes and hand grenades" is actually a common expression where I live that describes something that's close but not quite accurate, like "close but no cigar" basically. but then again I live in Texas so
And the reason that "close only counts" in those instances is even if you're not accurate, like you don't get the horseshoe around the post, you can still get points, and if you don't exactly hit your target with a grenade, well you're still going to cause damage.
As a certified Texan may I say: This is completely 100 percent accurate. Cowboy representation. I totally know who Vince Gill is. Everyone in deep dish Texas knows obscure country singers.
At first I was wondering when this book was written because I was thinking Vince Gill hasn't really done anything since the 90s. So I looked him up and he put out an album last year...who knew...along with a few other albums in the 2010s, but I haven't really listened to country since the 90s/early 2000s.
this feels very much like fanfiction; a bunch cute couple scenes that dont really tie together, improbable dramatic events that end up being awkward and boring, constantly mentioning real songs by name and artist, random characters than show up because theyre important in other content, its got it all!
So, I wrote a whole ass comment the size of a highway for this video when there were only 3 views, and RUclips really went and deleted it when I tried to edit it, uh. Let's try this again. YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING CALEB
I learned that cowboy romances were pretty huge when I volunteered at a library for a couple years in high school, and now my mom is learning the same thing now that she works at a library. She always sends me pictures of the most cringey-looking ones and calls them "fireplace material" XD
Watching this, after knowing many people who smoke weed, makes me truly believe that the people who write these books are very, very stoned while doing so. “Did your face burn when your tears reached your stitches?” “A little bit.” Definitely a stoner thought.
also ‘close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades’ is a colloquial phrase lol so she’s not making weird shit up. doesn’t mean it wasn’t cringey tho
She had a shiny little beamer with the rag top down, Sittin' in the drive but she wouldn't get out, The dogs were all barking and wagging around, And I just laughed and said y'all get in, She had on a new dress and she curled her hair, She was looking too good not to go somewhere, Said what you want to do baby I don't care, We can go to the show we can stay out here And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor, We can go slow or make it go faster, Down through the woods and out to the pasture, Long as I'm with you it really don't matter, Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to, Girl you know you got me to hold on to, We can go to town but baby if you'd rather, I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Said we can fire it up and I can show you around, Sit upon the hill and watch the sun go down, When the fireflies are dancing and the moon comes out, We can turn on the lights and head back to the house Or we can take you for a ride on my big green tractor, We can go slow or make it go faster, Down through the woods and out to the pasture, Long as I'm with you it really don't matter, Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to, Girl you know you got me to hold on to, We can go to town but baby if you'd rather, I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Just let me dust off the seat, Put your pretty little arms around me, hell yeah You can climb up in my lap and drive if you want to, Girl you know you got me to hold on to, We can go to town but baby if you'd rather, I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor Oh yeah yeah, We can go to town, Or we can go another round, On my big green tractor.
ok i’m legitimately shocked that he’s never heard someone say “close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” but here’s an explanation: - horseshoes: it’s a game. basically you and another person take turns throwing horseshoes at pegs in the ground and your score/the amount of points each toss is determined based on how close to the peg you get. - hand grenades: shit blows up. you don’t have to hit your target. you just have to land close to it.
As a Texan, I can confirm we all take a written test and if we score high enough we are awarded with the Cowboy title and a gift basket that comes with all your cowboy needs such as horseshoes and hand grenades :D
As Texan that grew up in small town, and had a best friend, who's family owned an equestrian center, I feel as if I can safely say that I've never met a cowboy who would be more likely own a motorcycle than a truck.
@@PunkHime89 essentially saying "almost" or "close" doesn't count. With horseshoes you have to hit the target exactly or else it doesn't count, but if you're playing with hand grenades, close works because then it hits the target even if it doesn't hit it exactly. That's what I've hypothesized as a person whose grandmother uses the term all the time. Edit: for those who might not know, there is a game called horseshoes where there's a short rod or pole sticking from the ground and you have to throw horseshoes around the rod, which is the target I'm referring to.
omierufus Ok I can understand the grenades, that makes sense. But the way it’s worded makes it seem like the almost is good for horseshoes which you just said the exact opposite of. And I do remember playing the game at school once so I understand what you mean.
As someone who JUST rewatched your bad boy & bad boy for christmas videos this week in a quarantine haze, I was way too happy to see this in my sub box, THANK YOU
Soooooooooooooo, I searched up "How does one become a cowboy" and this is what came up: 'If you want to be a rodeo cowboy, learn some basic skills, such as horseback riding and roping cattle. To be a rancher, consider getting a degree in agriculture, biology, or something else related to farming or animals. No matter which career you pursue, make sure to get hands-on experience by working on a ranch.' ummmmmmmm, yeah, you're welcome. (ps. there are 12 more steps)
“should i read this entire book in a southern accent?” as a southerner, i hate to tell you this, but that sounds nothing like our accent 😂 e for effort though lol
Just wait. Later this year we may see “Quarantined with a Bad Boy”
Unmotivated Artist a girl can only hope...
We can only hope frfr
I'm willing to write it honestly
Unmotivated Artist if this happens maybe Caleb will write it lol
I'll write it haha
As a devout Christian, I can confirm that David took down Goliath with a taser.
As a Christian, I agree with this statement.
As a Christian, I can confirm that a taser's God's ideal tool to smite with.
Natalie Stewart As Christians we all know that Sodom was completely obliterated with a really big taser.
That's what happened in my version of the bible too.
As it is written, "The Philistine then moved to meet David at close quarters, while David ran quickly toward the battle line to meet the Philistine. David put his hand into the bag and took out a taser and struck the Philistine on the forehead." (1Samuel 17:48-49) 🙏
Caleb being outraged about the lack of sex scenes in this book is too funny
I'm chuckling at the fact that so far Caleb finally found a bad boy book with healthy relationship aspects and he can't freaking stand it.
I know I was literally falling in the floor laughing when he sang part of that world
Lmfao, "in the floor" they said 🤣🤣🤣
Haha
That song tho 😂
To be fair, that's like the time it's like the time I watched a good movie and got upset because I wanted to watch a bad movie.
A religious woman may not:
*Drink whiskey
*Do the two-step
Myah Thompson as a Christian woman I can confirm. I’ve never stepped more than once
@@booksandcleverness9666 underrated reply
BooksandCleverness Ha! You STEP? Never even stepped once 😏
Ach yes the Two Commandments
Myah Thompson
Other alcohol is okay, but only if you aren’t walking, obviously.
“A horse wasn’t the only thing she was riding”
Why would a motorcycle be in a cowboy romance?
That's what makes him a rebel cowboy
GreyWolf ioo
Who knows? Perhaps in fact she was riding a bicycle ~_~
🎵 "..on a steel horse I ride...' 🎶
Plot Twist: Cowboys is just a gang name, and he just pretends to be one for the aesthetic.
Caleb leveled up and learned Growl.
This book treats country songs like My Immortal treats Enoby’s clothing
whos enoby? i only know ibony
Ebnoy
I literally have not laughed this hard in days 🤣
This book treats country songs like My Immortal treats songs from emo bands.
Don't remind me
I think this calls for a Kurtis Conner-esque *YEE YEE*
Absolutely
S.L. The RUclips Addict 👌🏻
Woah! You guys live in Kurtis town, too?
Agreed
extra yeehaw
Nicki Minaj :
-really thin
-pale
-ginger
-often times wears jeans with flip flops
accurate.
i see it
character showing signs of growth and love
Caleb: I want him to SPIT on her
Not to expose myself but this plays out exactly like a wattpad gangster AU fanfiction???
Oh good god it does-
K but I just had some flashbacks from my Wattpad days and now I'm near tears
oh dear lord i thought i was past that D:
oh. No...the flashbacks....help me
Uhh so y'all not gonna provide the link, smh.
I feel like people who write cowboy books aren’t from the south💀
It sounds like all of the author's research was just listening to country music
Lmao oh 100%
@@NecrozmaJade oh wow I think you're right
I looked it up and she was born in Texas am grew up in southern Oklahoma. As an okie I’m horrified but not surprised because you meet people like the characters in this book low key 💀
Cowboys arent even from the south more like the southwest 😧
Carolyn Brown: exist
Caleb: You've yeed' your last yaw
You, Mimi Wey, are a god. Thank you for allowing my unworthy eyes to witness this divine masterpiece of a comment. YOU are the cure to the coronavirus. XD Seriously though this comment is great
@@sophiaelise1517 Thank you Queen!!
LMAO
gon
Whenever he says growl, I hear Perry the Platypus.
This is the thirstiest we’ve ever seen Caleb
When Caleb went “Hee hee, Hoo hoo, *snort*”, I felt that.
#deep 😔
#Im14AndThisIsDeep
all the very specific song mentions make this feel like a wattpad book
you know she attached youtube links at the beginning of every chapter
you know she typed all the lyrics like
"I start singing.
*Any time you feel alone put on your headphones*
*Love-Love's coming through your headphones*
I hear clapping behind me."
really smug ghost. And He watches from the shadows as she sings in her angelic voice .How she sings about her pain.The lyrics perfectly convey and she shined on the stage.His eyes darken as he watched her finish up. He knew he had to have this angelic person that lighten up his dark world.
Several months later - Caleb: I read a cowboy for Christmas
Red Dawn plot twist: he reads it for Thanksgiving
Fer Chío Caleb: I read Getting the Badboy Turkey for Thanksgiving
@@reddawn8247 the badboy turkey for easter (in christmas)
Caleb losing his mind over actively searching for the smut.
Ok but we NEED Christmas with a Cowboy Caleb. We need it.
I think the basic plot is that this girl gets snowed in with this cowboy on Christma- no, wait, I think that's another Christmas Cowboy book. I actually can't remember what that one's about.
We should wait till December.
Someone tell me this line is in this series of books:
"Tag," she said. "You're it."
Kara Wright omg it really needs to be 😂😂😂
That is really amazing
After ten hours of writing a painstakingly detailed analysis of metaphysical and cavalier poetry, I have arrived here to learn about REAL literature.
How did your paper/essay turn out?? Can’t imagine that it’d ever measure up to this video, but we can’t all be Caleb 😔
pls tell us how it was graded
I'm procrastinating my research on animism in south african literature by binge watching this
Everybody’s doing ab workouts to look snatched after quarantine, when you just need to watch Caleb going yeehaw for 40min straight. If you laugh hard enough you’ll get RIPPED LIKE A BAD BOY
I read ripped like a sad boy and honestly, that works too
Watch me emerge from the quarantine with a six pack
This comment is hilarious because I was watching this video on my laptop while doing an abs workout (watching a youtube workout video on my phone) XD
I just googled the author and she’s 71 so I guess you were right
Oh no.
coronas gonna get her if she dont self isolate from the cowboy bad boys
Same
OH NOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Southerner: The “horseshoes and hand grenades” expression means that you can’t almost do something. You either do it, or you don’t. In horseshoes you get points for almost hitting the mark, and when throwing a hand grenade you don’t have to hit dead on to do some damage. So “almost” only applies to those two situations. Example:
“I almost got an A on my math test”.
“Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”
~Translation: Even though you were close to an A, you still didn’t get an A, so we aren’t going to act like it’s the same as an A
my friend's literal grandma who watches fox news owns a purple pistol. the target demographic of this book.
"literal grandma" is the funniest thing i have ever read
I know so many "country girls" who own purple or pink pistols. My personal favorite is the pink handle and pink camo barrel.
I don’t understand the need for guns, I defend my home with the old fashioned Guillotine
My gma tho except it actually is pink 🤣
Purple?!
"Yes I am picturing nicki minaj"
*chokes*
I am loving this series. As a former (in middle school) connoisseur of paperback romances, I suggest for your consideration the following other varieties: firefighter; Amish; mail order bride; marriage of convenience; detective; cancer; single mom.
AMISH?!
@@FuchsFalke Amish is actually a really popular sub subject??? Look up Dominic Noble s video about a short story collection 😂
RenaDeles I like the Viking one personally lol
Hell yeah, let's get some hot and fresh Amish romance
I've always been a big fan of the high fantasy subcategory. some wild stuff goes down in those, it's hilarious
I found a series of scottish romance books randomly at barnes and noble one time (and not only the series, but a whole genre with multiple authors) and their subtitles were like “the good! the bad! the man in plaid!” and I wanted to die
What are you talking about that sounds amazing
I saw a book in a bookstore (I dunno if it was a romance or not) that was named "Kill Or Be Kilt" and I perished that day.
Ayah13 that’s incredible
btw the one I quoted is called “A Devil in Scotland” by Suzanne Enoch and she wrote another called “It’s Getting Scot In Here” so
@@benjisaac IT'S GETTING SCOT IN HERE.
“The books I read never have characters growl” * flashback to every sjm and cc book ever *
former connoisseur of of SJM books, I can confirm, everybody growls. Or sneers. Or hisses. There is not a single spoken word in any of the series' and I love it with my entire soul
acotar is unintentionally hilarious bc of this, everyone is growling all over the place
Don’t forget the purring. Can’t have a SJM book without a man who purrs and me loving it.
If your characters aren't growling, sneering, smirking, or their voice isn't described as husky then is this even a romance?
We cant let sjm see this video, she'll make a rugged cowboy tsundere Fae book.
He's so right about the growling. Any romance novel I read has people growling. They're rabid
RABID 💀
“Rabid romance “ coming soon!!
Tag: Hey now
Me: You're a rock star
Literally thinking to same thing
tag: hey now
me: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
Get your game on
@@barrybbenson9132 Go playyyy
Caleb commiserating with 45 yo women over the lack of peen in this book is a whole ass mood. Loved it. Felt it.
Please tell me that this isn't a joke and that the actual fans of the book are upset at the lack of smut lol
@@erinw.9256 they are, my mum’s book club read it and were very sad about the lack of sex
The real heroes of this Quarantine. 🤣🤣 I ain't never clicked so fast.
hero?... or the villian...?
I was literally looking for more reviews like that Christmas baddie book. I suspect I'm developing an addiction.
Livi Bower the bad boy
AMEN WHAT A HERO God bless
We dont deserve Caleb! lol 😂
"horseshoes and hand grenades" is actually a common expression where I live that describes something that's close but not quite accurate, like "close but no cigar" basically. but then again I live in Texas so
And the reason that "close only counts" in those instances is even if you're not accurate, like you don't get the horseshoe around the post, you can still get points, and if you don't exactly hit your target with a grenade, well you're still going to cause damage.
We say both of those phrases a lot in Nebraska as well!
I never thought I’d hear Kermit saying that in that tone and I feel like I just was given a gift??
As a certified Texan may I say:
This is completely 100 percent accurate. Cowboy representation.
I totally know who Vince Gill is. Everyone in deep dish Texas knows obscure country singers.
I don't know why but "I totally know who Vince Gill is." made me laugh out loud
He's considered obscure? Huh. I suddenly feel slightly better about only knowing him as Amy Grant's husband.
As a fellow Texan I hundred percent agree. I too listen to country music 🤠
Seeing you are a certified Texan, can you please tell if people actually say yeehaw in real life? Thank you.
At first I was wondering when this book was written because I was thinking Vince Gill hasn't really done anything since the 90s. So I looked him up and he put out an album last year...who knew...along with a few other albums in the 2010s, but I haven't really listened to country since the 90s/early 2000s.
this feels very much like fanfiction; a bunch cute couple scenes that dont really tie together, improbable dramatic events that end up being awkward and boring, constantly mentioning real songs by name and artist, random characters than show up because theyre important in other content, its got it all!
“He’s described as a Big man” flash backs to Jenny Nicholson’s read of trigger warning
That “yeehaw” graphic is killing me. 😂
is no one going to talk about how caleb’s parody of part of your world actually really good?????
It is condescending.
I was just about to comment that lol.
Carla Jenkins what
Carla Jenkins I’m so confused
Preach!
So, I wrote a whole ass comment the size of a highway for this video when there were only 3 views, and RUclips really went and deleted it when I tried to edit it, uh. Let's try this again. YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING CALEB
That's a whole mood right there
@@andreadelikat2220 RUclips being a douche and deleting my comment or Caleb's hair 😂 bro I'm still pissed
@@eduardaarrais F
I learned that cowboy romances were pretty huge when I volunteered at a library for a couple years in high school, and now my mom is learning the same thing now that she works at a library. She always sends me pictures of the most cringey-looking ones and calls them "fireplace material" XD
*dramatic pause*
"Why did that sound like goofy?"
And honestly, I feel you.
I didn’t realize Woody from toy story was into Lorde 😅
Oh no HE'S BACK here's like 40 minutes of my life gone
you: where’d my time go?
caleb: gone, reduced to atoms.
Fun drinking game:
take a drink every time the yeehaw pic with "the more you know" music pops up
Time to die
at this point you're the bad boy expert
Watching this, after knowing many people who smoke weed, makes me truly believe that the people who write these books are very, very stoned while doing so.
“Did your face burn when your tears reached your stitches?”
“A little bit.”
Definitely a stoner thought.
Totally agree, and the fact that the writer is actually 71yo makes it funnier
@@ronieka5587
Well, that explains the lack of pp, but good for her!! That's a good accomplishment.
Drinking game: Everytime he says yeehaw, cowboy, and rebel
Water bottle locked and loaded.
*reflilled and uncapped
Bonus points: drink whenever Caleb speaks in a bad Southern accent.
Also that bull's name
And hooligans
"Third book in a young adult fantasy sex scene" that's so real 😂😂
It's always the third book unless you're Sarah J. Maas.
A HORSE WASN'T THE ONLY THING SHE WAS RIDING
A DI- MOTORCYCLE.
No-one:
Absolutely no-one:
Caleb: ABSOLUTELY KILLING THOSE NOTES IN HIS PARODY OF PART OF YOUR WORLD MY GOD MAN YOU HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE
the lorde shirt and the cowboy hat is a perfect combination i didn’t know i needed until now
also ‘close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades’ is a colloquial phrase lol so she’s not making weird shit up. doesn’t mean it wasn’t cringey tho
Loved that little mermaid “Part of Your World” parody. Very beautiful.
Okay but he can actually sing so well! imma pull an Ursula and steal his voice
Caleb learning how to growl is the character development we all needed
I low-key wanna try writing one of these, I'll just try to make it as cheesey as humanly possible. I think that'd be a fun writing exercise
AWholeBagOfJellybeans now I want Caleb to write one and read it for us
AWholeBagOfJellybeans
Could you make it cheesy but like also well written?
You know, when Jane Austen actually wrote alot of satirical romance and its pretty funny. You might wanna check it out
Why can't that be in our english classes
I'm only twelve minutes in and I'm already POSITIVE we need Christmas with a Cowboy as well
No one:
Caleb: 🤠
9:58 "She's fun, and I like her a- that can't be right" I lost it
me thinking he went on a two month break but it's just reading another badbo- cowboy book
Billy tom:
Step 1: kidnap nikki
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
She had a shiny little beamer with the rag top down,
Sittin' in the drive but she wouldn't get out,
The dogs were all barking and wagging around,
And I just laughed and said y'all get in,
She had on a new dress and she curled her hair,
She was looking too good not to go somewhere,
Said what you want to do baby I don't care,
We can go to the show we can stay out here
And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor,
We can go slow or make it go faster,
Down through the woods and out to the pasture,
Long as I'm with you it really don't matter,
Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to,
Girl you know you got me to hold on to,
We can go to town but baby if you'd rather,
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Said we can fire it up and I can show you around,
Sit upon the hill and watch the sun go down,
When the fireflies are dancing and the moon comes out,
We can turn on the lights and head back to the house
Or we can take you for a ride on my big green tractor,
We can go slow or make it go faster,
Down through the woods and out to the pasture,
Long as I'm with you it really don't matter,
Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to,
Girl you know you got me to hold on to,
We can go to town but baby if you'd rather,
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Just let me dust off the seat,
Put your pretty little arms around me, hell yeah
You can climb up in my lap and drive if you want to,
Girl you know you got me to hold on to,
We can go to town but baby if you'd rather,
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Oh yeah yeah,
We can go to town,
Or we can go another round,
On my big green tractor.
I unironically love this song XD
This reminds me of my school, that I do be kinda missing rn, so thanks
ok i’m legitimately shocked that he’s never heard someone say “close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades” but here’s an explanation:
- horseshoes: it’s a game. basically you and another person take turns throwing horseshoes at pegs in the ground and your score/the amount of points each toss is determined based on how close to the peg you get.
- hand grenades: shit blows up. you don’t have to hit your target. you just have to land close to it.
yep!! lol it is southern-only lingo but it makes sense
OMG THAT THUMBNAIL IM DYING
"Their is no Southern Food,The only thing you will be eating is my pp." We need Caleb to write a book now.
WE! NEED! A! HISTORICAL ROMANCE REVIEW! *COUGH COUGH WiCKED WORTHINGTON SERIES COUGH*
plot twist: the real bad boy, cowboy rebel of the story is billy tom 😔✌🏼
No one:
Billy Tom: I will frickin END UR BLOODLINE
“I want him to spit on her so bad”....ummm Caleb, u okay?
Me, half-listening:
Caleb: Date me- nhyooooooom
Your Caleb-noise transcribing skills are IMMACULATE 😂
My mom and her folks are from Texas, and they knew this fella from their hometown named Goat. Not sure if that's his nickname or his real name.
i am looking forward to you reading christmas with a cowboy this december and making a video on it please don’t let me down
“mAyBe ItS a RaT” WHY IS THAT WHAT SENT ME I-
What if all of these book were writen by the same author with multiple pseudonyms
🤯
Sara Troskot
A+ conspiracy theory, 10/10, bourgeoisie birds who?
As a Texan, I can confirm we all take a written test and if we score high enough we are awarded with the Cowboy title and a gift basket that comes with all your cowboy needs such as horseshoes and hand grenades :D
The entire book is literally just the “Country Boy I love you” Vine
As Texan that grew up in small town, and had a best friend, who's family owned an equestrian center, I feel as if I can safely say that I've never met a cowboy who would be more likely own a motorcycle than a truck.
bro my parents use "almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes" when I say, I'm almost done with my hw
What does that even mean tho?! What does saying almost have to do with grenades??
@@PunkHime89 essentially saying "almost" or "close" doesn't count. With horseshoes you have to hit the target exactly or else it doesn't count, but if you're playing with hand grenades, close works because then it hits the target even if it doesn't hit it exactly.
That's what I've hypothesized as a person whose grandmother uses the term all the time.
Edit: for those who might not know, there is a game called horseshoes where there's a short rod or pole sticking from the ground and you have to throw horseshoes around the rod, which is the target I'm referring to.
omierufus Ok I can understand the grenades, that makes sense. But the way it’s worded makes it seem like the almost is good for horseshoes which you just said the exact opposite of. And I do remember playing the game at school once so I understand what you mean.
Caleb: "why do all these books have characters growling lmao"
Me: *puts down Warriors book* "oh wait, I forgot that growling isn't normal"
They dont GROWL they HISS... smh.... slander (jk jk, but nice to see another warriors fan in these trying times)
Tigerstar growls a lot, I think....dunno its been awhile
I read the caption and my heart STOPPED
As someone who JUST rewatched your bad boy & bad boy for christmas videos this week in a quarantine haze, I was way too happy to see this in my sub box, THANK YOU
the king has returned
"Who has a pink pistol?"
My aunt. My veteran aunt indeed has a pink pistol
Just what I need as quarantine slowly drives me insane
When he started singing and it slowly turned to part of your world I LOST it
no one:
absolutely no one:
Caleb: yeehaw🤠
I really love how you committed to the cowboy role with your hat and Lorde shirt. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you.
"I'm not here to be dramatic but like..." *book falls apart* 😂
*"I love her. She's really great... At writing-"*
**Camera Zoom in**
the description i’m crying 😭
Your profile pic i-
Soooooooooooooo, I searched up "How does one become a cowboy" and this is what came up:
'If you want to be a rodeo cowboy, learn some basic skills, such as horseback riding and roping cattle. To be a rancher, consider getting a degree in agriculture, biology, or something else related to farming or animals. No matter which career you pursue, make sure to get hands-on experience by working on a ranch.'
ummmmmmmm, yeah, you're welcome.
(ps. there are 12 more steps)
I wonder what your family thinks when they hear you singing/talking to yourself
As a born and raised Texan I can confirm that pink pistols are very much a thing.
I used to want one when I was like 5 I have no idea why
Me: Caleb, no
Caleb: yeehaw
Me:
Me: alright, your videos always make my day anyway 😂
“should i read this entire book in a southern accent?” as a southerner, i hate to tell you this, but that sounds nothing like our accent 😂 e for effort though lol
When I heard "Fu man chu" I heard ABBA singing "Vous les Vous"
"This is why I don't read anymore because I just agonize over one sentence." I felt that in my soul.