if plastic 1 was a real rank

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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  • @jakelee7083
    @jakelee7083 Год назад +842

    Plastic 3: Plastics that goes into your Razer mouse and keyboard.
    Plastic 2: Plastics that goes into water bottles.
    Plastic 1: The stuff that floats around in the ocean and chokes a 100 year old turtle.

    • @Deppey
      @Deppey Год назад +8

      IM DYING

    • @FADE__22
      @FADE__22 Год назад +21

      In conclusion, they all return to Plastic 1

    • @butter_nut1817
      @butter_nut1817 Год назад +7

      rip turtle

    • @DEVTHEGREAT636
      @DEVTHEGREAT636 Год назад +3

      @@butter_nut1817 Game's the game

    • @luwaiixd7739
      @luwaiixd7739 Год назад

      that was before razer is good quality now

  • @liviariani8066
    @liviariani8066 Год назад +546

    imagine when this guy rank up. we'll lost our plastic-wood-stone-iron-metal content

    • @cielararagi3195
      @cielararagi3195 Год назад +4

      I'm here to take the flame if you want LOL

    • @brandonclone3829
      @brandonclone3829 Год назад +7

      No, It’s more like Dirt-plastic-wood-stone-aluminum-iron-steel

    • @itsyaboynugget
      @itsyaboynugget Год назад +2

      U forgot dirt

    • @Cyphee
      @Cyphee Год назад

      @@cielararagi3195 no one does though

  • @greenchalk8831
    @greenchalk8831 Год назад +524

    When Riot needs a new rank they just look at the periodic table for a new rank name

    • @boom-jr8vi
      @boom-jr8vi Год назад +80

      I do be potassium 3 tho ngl

    • @greenchalk8831
      @greenchalk8831 Год назад +32

      @@boom-jr8vi I just ranked up to Iodine 1

    • @imfiera2594
      @imfiera2594 Год назад +40

      Im hardstuck carbon 3

    • @gamesgo6724
      @gamesgo6724 Год назад +19

      bozo im sulphur -69 hardstuck

    • @RedTheLava
      @RedTheLava Год назад +21

      sucks being nitrogen 2 man

  • @brodee2923
    @brodee2923 Год назад +14

    That sage repositioned at the speed of light

    • @hogekul
      @hogekul  Год назад +4

      Man was the fastest man alive fr

  • @invisibleGuy_D
    @invisibleGuy_D Год назад +50

    (Aces)
    Random Player: We love you omen
    Hogekul: Yes yes i give you gawk gawk 3000
    (Proceeds to violently force something down his throat)

  • @eurko111
    @eurko111 Год назад +8

    Comparing Iron and Bronze is like comparing trash and garbage

  • @taz8523
    @taz8523 Год назад +5

    honestly games like this is the reason why i keep playing. good memes

  • @gloomy_glamour
    @gloomy_glamour Год назад +1

    "ITS NOT YOUR TEAMMATES FAULT"
    My teammates:

  • @ako9434
    @ako9434 Год назад +15

    lmao, this cant be fr XD
    edit: poor killjoy man

  • @UCantNinjaMe
    @UCantNinjaMe Год назад +12

    Looked like a fun match

  • @oiamdahantar
    @oiamdahantar Год назад +1

    1:01 "TitEeEeEe" -Reyna

  • @heyitsmejm4792
    @heyitsmejm4792 Год назад +6

    they're considered as the "rust" of iron players 🤣🤣

  • @FrrrrFrr
    @FrrrrFrr Год назад +1

    0:06 I swear this happens in my dia lobbies

  • @chickenchowmein6802
    @chickenchowmein6802 Год назад +3

    at least theyre having fun

  • @_dephz
    @_dephz Год назад +1

    These guys are more paper the plastic

  • @CKTenju
    @CKTenju Год назад

    They don't even spot an enemy on the screen

  • @pogies
    @pogies Год назад

    yesyes i give you new and improved glog glog-3000

  • @sivani.ysk.
    @sivani.ysk. Год назад

    he's there, he's here, he's everywhere😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ItzCookify
    @ItzCookify Год назад

    0:36 "yes yes i give u gok gok 3000 AUHGHUH"

    • @tie7626
      @tie7626 Год назад

      cringe 12 year old joke

  • @tesubhgamer-
    @tesubhgamer- Год назад +1

    Bro i was wearing headphones 😅 shit man my ears

  • @Mini_Buju
    @Mini_Buju Год назад +1

    This player just so fucking wholesome and cute
    I'd rather stay in this rank than facing idiot toxic ascendant teammate

  • @Placergg
    @Placergg Год назад

    your jett saying "i love you" in Tagalog 0:49

  • @n0raaFTW
    @n0raaFTW Год назад +1

    that second clip isnt so bad
    just doesnt check corners
    -iron 1
    not too bad

  • @yguero
    @yguero Год назад

    0:32 gok gok 3000

  • @Iuvkenz
    @Iuvkenz Год назад

    THE END????

  • @dingusgoober
    @dingusgoober Год назад

    If you want to see the real plastic rank go to replication

  • @miffzz
    @miffzz Год назад

    if this is plastic 1 then im rubber 0😟

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 Год назад +1

    Are you playing in Singapore server?

  • @itszaza
    @itszaza Год назад

    0:50 "PUTANGI-"

  • @Tyrixowo
    @Tyrixowo Год назад +2

    my rankup game teammates belike. also plz q with me i want those eneimes to fight with

  • @charlsowy1494
    @charlsowy1494 Год назад

    nah bro this is paper 3

  • @eurryxbenjsantos4370
    @eurryxbenjsantos4370 Год назад

    you gotta have these ranks tho paper and wood

  • @Lisekosz
    @Lisekosz Год назад

    my teammates in asc3

  • @Homielander3818
    @Homielander3818 Год назад

    "Literally me" - 🤡🤓💀

  • @Driptanius8810
    @Driptanius8810 Год назад +1

    Nah you got it wrong
    Plastic ain’t a real rank
    It’s Neutron 1

  • @sournesser
    @sournesser Год назад +1

    Bro im plastic -1

  • @b-alvizmarckellyp.5403
    @b-alvizmarckellyp.5403 Год назад

    GOKGOK 3000 (LOUDEST GOKGOK NOISE)

  • @IMT-Thurisaz
    @IMT-Thurisaz Год назад

    My teammates are air 1 maybe void 2 I'm not sure

  • @gcludivese830
    @gcludivese830 Год назад

    bro 0:34 sounded a lot like slenderman

  • @boglarkamagyar6885
    @boglarkamagyar6885 Год назад

    this would be my rank tbh

  • @ggtyk
    @ggtyk Год назад

    BRO JETT AND REYNA IS FILIPINO AHAHAHHAH

  • @nigiriexe6361
    @nigiriexe6361 Год назад +1

    This is too funny lol

  • @imarainbowcat
    @imarainbowcat Год назад

    Imagine wood

  • @assasin7138
    @assasin7138 Год назад

    The perfect rank for me

  • @mimayli2293
    @mimayli2293 Год назад

    I’m not seeing enough “he’s there” comms

  • @LamentingKosherin
    @LamentingKosherin Год назад

    average iron bronze filipino gameplay

  • @dalika8087
    @dalika8087 Год назад

    Wood 1 2 3 😂

  • @REtherno
    @REtherno Год назад

    yes yes i giv you gawk-gawk3000... *GAWWWWWWK*

  • @iinspireNP
    @iinspireNP Год назад

    plastic just means iron lol

  • @shadrox9695
    @shadrox9695 Год назад

    prety sure it is now

  • @gubating4
    @gubating4 Год назад

    0:49 PUTANG

  • @cheezy9143
    @cheezy9143 Год назад

    These r my diamond lobbies

  • @Smallfish-
    @Smallfish- Год назад

    This seams like plat XD

  • @idgafayl
    @idgafayl Год назад

    i play like this and i'm not nee 😢idk how to improve😂🎉

  • @jashobeamkohmingkiatriverv1587

    My rank lor

  • @ChronooVoid
    @ChronooVoid Год назад

    paper 1 is the best rank in valorant

  • @c9hy
    @c9hy Год назад

    BRUH UR PLAYING WITH PINOYS LMAOOO

  • @terriflyingsheep7199
    @terriflyingsheep7199 Год назад

    my rank fr

  • @potato-oo8td
    @potato-oo8td Год назад

    Wdym it is a real rank

  • @mikechua3857
    @mikechua3857 Год назад

    bro queue with me i need these lobbies to rank up

  • @Lenioht
    @Lenioht Год назад

    bro tahts lower han playstic xD

  • @arafibrahimkhan6388
    @arafibrahimkhan6388 Год назад

    BRO FFS WATCH 0:31

  • @xningningx6280
    @xningningx6280 Год назад

    Hahaha tite

  • @ppmachine4093
    @ppmachine4093 Год назад

    🤣😂

  • @W1sez
    @W1sez Год назад

    Hong Kong server are the worse server ever

  • @-nightcoreruya-6773
    @-nightcoreruya-6773 Год назад +305

    My patience can't deal with killjoy 🗿

  • @suryasudhakarr9528
    @suryasudhakarr9528 Год назад +87

    This is a scarily accurate portrayal of what its like to be a kay/o main in iron.

  • @booloved
    @booloved Год назад +94

    that lobby goes hard 🗿

  • @theboogeyman7808
    @theboogeyman7808 Год назад +22

    the legendary guaq guaq 3000...it cant be real

  • @ghostymc
    @ghostymc Год назад +20

    as a filipino this is just-

  • @artemiyl2025
    @artemiyl2025 Год назад +18

    Plastic, then wood and then stone rank. Riot needs to thing about adding this, bcs it`s gonna be a real deal. Imagine plastic to diamond with knife only challenge xD

  • @malkiqbokluk202
    @malkiqbokluk202 Год назад +13

    unironically this is so fun to watch

  • @chad8100
    @chad8100 Год назад +9

    I like how you guys are having so much fun lol 😂😂😂

  • @jbmendz16
    @jbmendz16 Год назад +7

    As a plastic i can confirm this is how i play

  • @TheMrMelodramatic
    @TheMrMelodramatic Год назад +11

    ah yes the gawk gawk buff

  • @arda8130
    @arda8130 Год назад +10

    "only in plastic 1"💀

  • @aenoshvarghese9833
    @aenoshvarghese9833 Год назад +8

    my teammates on my rankup match

  • @LYCJay
    @LYCJay Год назад +4

    This omen gonna knife to radiant one day ☕️☕️

  • @moabi3593
    @moabi3593 Год назад +3

    That Killjoy is definitly one of my diamond teammates, while im chilling in platinum 3 and i cant rank up

  • @oleariia0
    @oleariia0 Год назад +3

    As a filipino. I am proud

  • @jolyaaa2576
    @jolyaaa2576 Год назад +4

    those were filipinos AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ako9434
    @ako9434 Год назад +4

    Filipino lobby lol

  • @Aluja77
    @Aluja77 Год назад +1

    "if kindergarden 1 was a real rank"

  • @Reyreysmokeopps
    @Reyreysmokeopps Год назад +1

    bro really need to rank up to rock 1

  • @golden6677
    @golden6677 Год назад +1

    how much is the cockcock3000

  • @Placergg
    @Placergg Год назад +1

    0:47 that laugh is insulting

  • @ethanz7720
    @ethanz7720 Год назад +1

    Enemy: whats ur rank?
    Me: P1
    Enemy: platinum... nice
    Me: no plastic 1

  • @trxlly
    @trxlly Год назад +1

    W

  • @B_-.-
    @B_-.- Год назад +2

    Solo Queue Valorant is a 5 part cycle:
    1 - Improve to a point where you consistently are better than those in your rank.
    2 - Continue to be matched with melons.
    3 - Since this is a team based game, just you being good will never be enough.
    4 - Lose the game with 30+ kills, multiple clutches, countless assists, list goes on.
    5 - Get minus points.
    In games like this your rank isn't just your rank really - it's a rank made by you and those you're matched with. Especially in Valorant where win/loss seems to be the deciding factor between + and - points 100% of the time, despite the win/loss depending on 4 other people, not just you.

    • @Cyphee
      @Cyphee Год назад

      no, if you're consistently doing better and deserve a better rank you'll get there. you'll lose less rr and get more rr for winning and losing.

    • @B_-.-
      @B_-.- Год назад

      @@Cyphee well tbh, I quit ages ago because I never found the game that fun. I personally wasn't that good, but I played with a friend at the time who was obviously better than me by a significant margin. He was always above me on the scoreboard, better ideas, better teamwork, better positioning, better ability use, just better. Yet he would be at most 1-2 ranks above me at any given time. He still hasn't ranked up after months of consistently being high on scoreboards, low deaths, and multiple round winning plays. He's contacted support a handful of times and they have said exactly what I just described - your rank depends massively on your team. They play it off as you needing better team work skills, but all of the teamwork skills in the world never going to help you if your team just won't work with you. Refusal to talk in chat, some, not even having VC on - is alone enough to create a instant loss that cannot be avoided. Yet people who were trying their best and showing excellent skills themselves will get down points because the one guy who refused to work with them.
      It has gotten better, of course, but essentially being a smurf for weeks whilst you gradually get a few points up every now and again isn't fun for anyone involved. It's why I don't even touch this genre anymore without being able to make a team that's mostly people I know (that, and most randoms are just not fun to play with, skill level aside)

  • @literallydeadpool
    @literallydeadpool Год назад +1

    words cannot describe my hatred for kj

  • @ahseno.6230
    @ahseno.6230 Год назад +1

    and coal one

  • @ranjim
    @ranjim Год назад +2

    i can finally see some of my best plays here

  • @naerolf09
    @naerolf09 Год назад +2

    this was pretty funny
    well done man

  • @Supossedtobeapbst
    @Supossedtobeapbst Год назад

    0:27 ACE DUN DUN DUN DUN
    ryena:suUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIiIiiIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIII

  • @sperklebonge
    @sperklebonge Год назад

    literally has the same crackhead energy as my friend group

  • @ninjakuroko9371
    @ninjakuroko9371 Год назад +1

    Plastic is still too much you call them wood division

  • @-alon3inhell792
    @-alon3inhell792 Год назад +1

    gawk gawk SOUNDS LOL

  • @GoldenSip
    @GoldenSip Год назад

    No, no, if anyone asks, I'm paper 12

  • @xSamsara
    @xSamsara Год назад

    XDDDD so blind

  • @hobbyg5452
    @hobbyg5452 Год назад

    TITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE gahd damn those filipinos be wildin smh