Disney has gotten so cheap they are passing on the costs of baking the cookies to the customers. "oh it's magic they can take home and relive the memories" - some Disney marketing person probably
The variance of cookie taste is due to the anomaly that Einstein defined as the Cookie Relativity Theory which stated that the variance is due to our perspective on the Cookie Relativity scale and how fast we ate the cookie. The cookie itself did not necessarily change but the conditions we ate the cookie in did. That is why I keep my cookies separate as to not disrupt the cookie time continuum. You never want to do that. Good vid guys, always pure comedy.
I can't believe you're going to give credit to Einstein here and not even mention Planck's quantum cookie constant, which is of course that a cookie's tastiness is equal to its sugar content multiplied by the planck cookie constant.
@@chrismoes1166 Let's not forget about the great Doctor Cookie Monster's theory of cookie eating by simply stuffing the whole cookie in your mouth and having half it fall on the floor. There for giving the cookie the most equal taste by optimizing full flavor extension with the mouth.
@@chrismoes1166 I have been outed, I admit to only reading the first chapter of the Cookie Constant theorem articles. I do know any cookie moving toward my mouth will maintain that motion.
I thought the gingerbread was tasty, has nice spices, but the price point made no sense, it was the most expensive part of the cookie stroll?! Even worse than Starbucks?! I also found the coffee flavor to be pretty powerful on the mocha cookie. So that's a little concerning that it sounds like cookie taste is that highly variable day to day.
Epic fail. Trudging around and collecting cookies that ultimately headed for the trash bins. Even the Cookie Monster would be disgusted. *Come on, Disney!*
Disney has gotten so cheap they are passing on the costs of baking the cookies to the customers.
"oh it's magic they can take home and relive the memories" - some Disney marketing person probably
probably the same one that came up with food and wine and was like "i think we can charge a lot for little food and people will go crazy over it."
The variance of cookie taste is due to the anomaly that Einstein defined as the Cookie Relativity Theory which stated that the variance is due to our perspective on the Cookie Relativity scale and how fast we ate the cookie. The cookie itself did not necessarily change but the conditions we ate the cookie in did. That is why I keep my cookies separate as to not disrupt the cookie time continuum. You never want to do that. Good vid guys, always pure comedy.
I can't believe you're going to give credit to Einstein here and not even mention Planck's quantum cookie constant, which is of course that a cookie's tastiness is equal to its sugar content multiplied by the planck cookie constant.
yes, these are factors that we all should have accountant for. We will learn from this mistake.
@@chrismoes1166 Let's not forget about the great Doctor Cookie Monster's theory of cookie eating by simply stuffing the whole cookie in your mouth and having half it fall on the floor. There for giving the cookie the most equal taste by optimizing full flavor extension with the mouth.
@@chrismoes1166 I have been outed, I admit to only reading the first chapter of the Cookie Constant theorem articles. I do know any cookie moving toward my mouth will maintain that motion.
@ohmandisney6923 is cookie monster a Dr the same way Albert is a Dr?
I thought the gingerbread was tasty, has nice spices, but the price point made no sense, it was the most expensive part of the cookie stroll?! Even worse than Starbucks?!
I also found the coffee flavor to be pretty powerful on the mocha cookie. So that's a little concerning that it sounds like cookie taste is that highly variable day to day.
Come on Disney, we expect better then this. Get those cookies in line. We can hope for a better stroll next year, but we all know it'll be the same.
Okay I did not want to be that guy but Bert's body language after mispronouncing mispronounced was epic. One point for the cool cookie guys.
BOOM!
Epic fail. Trudging around and collecting cookies that ultimately headed for the trash bins. Even the Cookie Monster would be disgusted.
*Come on, Disney!*
Come on Disney! Maybe Disney should buy Sesame Street.
@@ohmandisney6923 NO! Not ANOTHER Disney FAIL!