I swear makari is like watching a car accident, in you just cant stop watching. Except it's a car accident where someone freezes time every 2 minutes and rambles on and on about something in your ear before letting you see 2 more minutes of the accident.
17:00 That's why LMGs became my favorite weapon. Unlock the 100 round drum and just hold the trigger down and people will peek the corner over and over as if you're going to run out of bullets and just die.
You know, his Guacomole Gamer Fart was beat out by Blowhole-- (DIES OF WHEEZING) 52:38 MAKARI EVENT OF jANUARY 2025. I'm perishing, Makari. My ribs hurt knowing the context 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just so nonchalant about it hurts but I can't stop laughi-haahaa 😂
7:37 damn that felt like getting hit with a boomerang dude i thought i dodged the first one and then "programmer socks" absolutely conked me in the back of the head
Do I look like I program? Do I look like Bill Gates? I don't know how to code let alone read a book without it being an assignment as an excuse to actually read it. I do however enjoy people from whichever spectrum of the rainbow they identify as cuz they're cool like that.
Under 29? Me, in 2025? HAH. Never experienced BUT I saw my brother and some of our church friends play MW2 for the first time in 09. I'm familiar with the out of pocket gamertags that flew over my head. Luckily voice chat was muted. I just liked the action and the ragdolls.
The thing about having casual without vs ranked with SBMM is making the demons and greifers who just wanna ruin everyones fun stay in ranked! If they don't everyone has a bad time because your losing every game and their getting bored My bench mark is anyone with a K/D above 2.0 or has played x amount of days consecutively can't join a casual game.
Not sure about that Fortnite matchmaking thing. OG Zero Build exists. Regular Zero Build BRs with all the absurd puddytatt meta have recruitable bots that aggro HAM when shot at.
11:38 to be fair its game companies that are hoping that gta6 is 100$ they want a game that will sale well so they can charge more for AAA, of course if they do indies and piracy will probably become more prevalent, rockstar hasn’t confirmed its price so called experts say it may be 80-100$
Okay... then don't play against Bridgets in the GGS habbo hotel lobbies. At least you know what fighter they'll go with before the match. It's not a skill issue, it's ArcSys giving you an option.
It's always funny to hear about matchmaking bias in modern gaming. Coming from fighting games, that doesn't exist over here, lol. You rusty at the video game? Have you taken a break for a month? Here's the current evo winner, have fun! I pretty much entirely quit Cod at this point. As much as I'd like to go back, the realm of "arcade shooters" is basically dead and SBMM killed it. Okay, it's not entirely SBMM, it's the overly strict matchmaking that matches you based on so much more than your stats. Like, I'm not tugging on your leg here, Call of Duty will match based on what gender you are, what race you are and how old you are. That's not even speculation anymore, it's on one of their websites that talks about how their ai sets apart banter from trash talk. How does it know? Well when you run the game, it gains full access to your computer's camera/face cam. But it also has an ai that profiles you based on how you sound through voice chat. It does actually match mostly on skill and stats though.
@@shadowslime3640 sorry. personal experience. i mean incels who wallow silently in misery for themselves and dont take it out on anything else. no influence, no meaning to a debate about gay and straight, male or female or inter. might be projecting...
I swear makari is like watching a car accident, in you just cant stop watching. Except it's a car accident where someone freezes time every 2 minutes and rambles on and on about something in your ear before letting you see 2 more minutes of the accident.
Thats cus the tism in my brain dosnt want to let the dragons in the video get a chance to kill me
2:56 Nuxanor had to suffer the pre-watched the allegations, so do you
PRE-WATCHED
Yes i love talking over a joke and totally missing it
damn passchamp i miss you
True besty. I love pausing in the middle of a joke and yapping for 5 minutes, just to then unpause and be confused to why everyone else is laughing :3
Love the yapping....
Ah yes, I too love talking over videos when having a different conversation with my friends.
fr the pause button is right there.
17:00 That's why LMGs became my favorite weapon. Unlock the 100 round drum and just hold the trigger down and people will peek the corner over and over as if you're going to run out of bullets and just die.
You know, his Guacomole Gamer Fart was beat out by Blowhole-- (DIES OF WHEEZING) 52:38
MAKARI EVENT OF jANUARY 2025. I'm perishing, Makari. My ribs hurt knowing the context 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just so nonchalant about it hurts but I can't stop laughi-haahaa 😂
Also damn. Nice to hear Sigurd (and Bird) are well. I've only seen them from funny clips a few years ago.
Ah, yes. A bajur
I play FPS games like a baby with arthritis. Half the time I forget I have a crouch button
I don’t think I’m alright in RUclips chat
Every time I watch Makari I remember why I don't watch Makari and yet I keep clicking on Makari videos. What am I expecting?
You're not expecting anything, you're hoping for something. Hoping she's gotten better at doing reaction content properly, mostly.
7:37 damn that felt like getting hit with a boomerang dude i thought i dodged the first one and then "programmer socks" absolutely conked me in the back of the head
Ah yes, another video of Makari not beating the prewatch allegations. And right on time for my post workout protein.
"I swear I didn't prewatch" okay Nux-ari
Also, I may not be on the flag spectrum, but I'm definitely on A spectrum
Do I look like I program? Do I look like Bill Gates?
I don't know how to code let alone read a book without it being an assignment as an excuse to actually read it.
I do however enjoy people from whichever spectrum of the rainbow they identify as cuz they're cool like that.
Under 29? Me, in 2025? HAH. Never experienced BUT I saw my brother and some of our church friends play MW2 for the first time in 09.
I'm familiar with the out of pocket gamertags that flew over my head. Luckily voice chat was muted. I just liked the action and the ragdolls.
At this point, you may want to consider a collab.
I'm curious if u would play Contractors Vr (COD similar) or ghost of tabor (escape from tarkov similar).
Da fuq was that intro first impression is wild
The thing about having casual without vs ranked with SBMM is making the demons and greifers who just wanna ruin everyones fun stay in ranked! If they don't everyone has a bad time because your losing every game and their getting bored
My bench mark is anyone with a K/D above 2.0 or has played x amount of days consecutively can't join a casual game.
How many times can one's ADHD be cured? Asking for personal "research".
Not sure about that Fortnite matchmaking thing. OG Zero Build exists.
Regular Zero Build BRs with all the absurd puddytatt meta have recruitable bots that aggro HAM when shot at.
I somehow didn’t realize I was the same age as badger.
28:55 Let's just say I've seen a lot of Diddys in-game
11:38 to be fair its game companies that are hoping that gta6 is 100$ they want a game that will sale well so they can charge more for AAA, of course if they do indies and piracy will probably become more prevalent, rockstar hasn’t confirmed its price so called experts say it may be 80-100$
Is makari a dude or dudette? The range on their voice is so amazing I can hardly tell.
25:24 It may not be realistic, but I'm a fuckin gerblin anyway so what do I care? 😂
GOD your voice is so hot! I'm glad I followed my feed to get here.
7:30
im not gay
im just stupid
Cheers bro, I'll drink to that
Cheers bro, I'll drink to that
Hey makari did you see the new doom the dark ages.
Ima get a husband using tenticle Persians.
Wat.
I don't get the message.
Please watch badger’s fortnite video
Okay... then don't play against Bridgets in the GGS habbo hotel lobbies. At least you know what fighter they'll go with before the match.
It's not a skill issue, it's ArcSys giving you an option.
Call of duty games are too slow for me to enjoy, tbh.
Goddamn yapping
It's always funny to hear about matchmaking bias in modern gaming. Coming from fighting games, that doesn't exist over here, lol. You rusty at the video game? Have you taken a break for a month? Here's the current evo winner, have fun!
I pretty much entirely quit Cod at this point. As much as I'd like to go back, the realm of "arcade shooters" is basically dead and SBMM killed it. Okay, it's not entirely SBMM, it's the overly strict matchmaking that matches you based on so much more than your stats.
Like, I'm not tugging on your leg here, Call of Duty will match based on what gender you are, what race you are and how old you are. That's not even speculation anymore, it's on one of their websites that talks about how their ai sets apart banter from trash talk. How does it know? Well when you run the game, it gains full access to your computer's camera/face cam. But it also has an ai that profiles you based on how you sound through voice chat.
It does actually match mostly on skill and stats though.
React to the video 'Returning to Paradies City with memes'...
I promise, you will like it...👍
ruclips.net/video/zprGTID5yzs/видео.htmlsi=YV906TnIYBElmSNT
😂
Soup
Hello
Hi
Warframe
What’s up with u and warframe?
@COD_forlife5180 I'm Don t know
07:25 there is no relevance of gender or orientation at all if youre an incel...
Huh?
@@shadowslime3640 sorry. personal experience. i mean incels who wallow silently in misery for themselves and dont take it out on anything else. no influence, no meaning to a debate about gay and straight, male or female or inter.
might be projecting...
@@shadowslime3640i could only imagine how incoherent it was before they edited the comment 💀