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  • The Best Story Memes
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Год назад +99

    drop some video ideas! - SCHEDULE IS FIXED = MORE ENERGY. you have to thank a migraine for keeping me awake for the whole night.
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  • @kornibel9565
    @kornibel9565 Год назад +496

    Bro ordered a car from Amazon 💀

  • @SurfinBird313
    @SurfinBird313 Год назад +145

    I completely agree with the prank one. I used to watch this guy who would prank people by walking up to them, and narrating whatever they were doing, and the people would just play along with him. He called it “Story time” and it was the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen.

    • @ILiveInYourWalls143
      @ILiveInYourWalls143 Год назад +12

      Wait I know that guy! I think his name was Thomas Sanders right?

    • @shivenparashar8127
      @shivenparashar8127 Год назад +6

      Thomas Sanders

    • @dripgod8855
      @dripgod8855 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@shivenparashar8127 yeah, thomas sanders

    • @SeverelyUndercaffeinated
      @SeverelyUndercaffeinated 5 месяцев назад

      Man, i miss vine and thomas sanders

    • @RaisaCeban-u6k
      @RaisaCeban-u6k 22 дня назад

      pls to whoever is reading this,Pls belive in Christ ask for forgiveness and pray for every one,and have a good lifepls to whoever is reading this,Pls belive in Christ ask for forgiveness and pray for every one,and have a good life

  • @shuxkm00se
    @shuxkm00se Год назад +129

    The day his voice isn't in that same tone the day i can finally die

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 Год назад +1

      The day what the day wat

    • @shadow_4378
      @shadow_4378 10 месяцев назад

      @@gandalf8216 they are talking about how he always uses the same tone of voice, and so they are saying "the day he speaks in a different tone of voice, is the day i can findally die" pretty much the best way i can think of to explain it

    • @MaxiZoda
      @MaxiZoda 5 месяцев назад

      Did you die because he uses a different tone now

  • @enfixu5833
    @enfixu5833 Год назад +61

    22:24 Alright, now this is a really terrifying horror movie shenanigan the guy find himself in

    • @lucasho-hz4tt
      @lucasho-hz4tt Год назад +16

      Ye it looks like smiledog

    • @CheekyCheeky
      @CheekyCheeky Год назад +5

      It's reminds me of that red demon jump scare from Insidious

    • @Tyrantosaurus3922
      @Tyrantosaurus3922 Год назад +3

      Amen

    • @ArgentinianElectrician
      @ArgentinianElectrician 9 месяцев назад +7

      I really need the story behind this I'm actually frightened

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@ArgentinianElectricianSorry, my cousins a Skinwalker and just being weird just give her some beef jerky and a belly rub and she'll leave

  • @ashleycd6487
    @ashleycd6487 Год назад +43

    3:39 no, it's a GLASS of water
    22:25 bro got visited by smile dog

    • @carlspam5335
      @carlspam5335 11 месяцев назад +3

      No, that's a picture of a glass of water

    • @pyrobeast_jack
      @pyrobeast_jack 10 месяцев назад +2

      no, it's a video of a screenshot of a picture of a glass of water.

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 7 месяцев назад

      Oh, that’s what that photo is, I was wondering.

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 7 месяцев назад

      The dog one.

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 6 месяцев назад

      @@pyrobeast_jack no, it’s a water of glass

  • @q_quigley1713
    @q_quigley1713 Год назад +34

    24:15 that’s not disturbing that’s badass

  • @Oscribus
    @Oscribus Год назад +40

    22:25 that, right there, is smile dog in disguise.

    • @daviefraley1934
      @daviefraley1934 Год назад +9

      That's exactly what I ask myself 😂😅 I'm watching this video on my TV, saw this comment, paused on Smile Dog in disguise and typing this reply while he is looking at me and it's making me so unnerved, I'm getting chills down my back and I scare myself when I look back up at the TV.

    • @WhatshisfaceB18
      @WhatshisfaceB18 Год назад

      @@daviefraley1934I used to be like this, because one of my cousins can watch gore in horror movies like it’s nothing, so she decided to show me the Corroner death scene from Terrifier 2. Now anytime I look up a movie on my ps4, Art the Clown will just stare at me with his glowing eyes from the first movie’s poster.

    • @ArgentinianElectrician
      @ArgentinianElectrician 9 месяцев назад +1

      What is this thing I'm frightened?? the meme whered he find this

  • @F-22.
    @F-22. Год назад +7

    If I look like morgan freeman I will say in a morgan freeman voice "I AM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN"

  • @RatGangisMYusername
    @RatGangisMYusername Год назад +10

    22:24
    smile.jpg

  • @mikeaykut9592
    @mikeaykut9592 Год назад +25

    22:38 bro this gives creepypasta energy, and I love it

  • @angryeliteultragree6329
    @angryeliteultragree6329 Год назад +18

    15:33 that guy is so smooth it went over *my* head.

  • @Ventor9
    @Ventor9 Год назад +15

    3:39
    well thats a glass of water not a cup

  • @devkalasharma2483
    @devkalasharma2483 Год назад +18

    The sad fact that people who destroy other people's marriages feel happy about it.
    Dark world we live in

    • @woods12345
      @woods12345 Год назад +2

      Fr

    • @nathansos8480
      @nathansos8480 Месяц назад

      sooooooo hoping this gets on r/cursedcomments sooo uhh bloop

  • @Teaspoon621
    @Teaspoon621 Год назад +50

    22:30 That’s 100% a skinwalker

    • @ArgentinianElectrician
      @ArgentinianElectrician 9 месяцев назад +3

      what is the story behind this I'm frightened

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, my cousins weird, just give her some beef jerky and a belly rub and she'll be on her way.

    • @IRandomness
      @IRandomness 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheFluffyWendigo…

    • @just-there
      @just-there 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s just a regular husky that’s what they do

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@IRandomness Relax, I only go after coming-of-age late teens on camping trips. Only I have 12 years of fabricating experience so if I don't get them my traps will.

  • @mank89
    @mank89 Год назад +10

    22:24 I demand to know the aftermath of this scenario

  • @45potato95
    @45potato95 Год назад +14

    24:00 someone's trying to become a cursed artifact

    • @skyrimisprettycool
      @skyrimisprettycool Год назад +2

      *sniff sniff* do I smell an *sniff* UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @bou.09
    @bou.09 Год назад +7

    im so confused on the dog one 22:25

    • @no__one7820
      @no__one7820 Год назад +1

      Same

    • @eljajocabiingwersen6437
      @eljajocabiingwersen6437 Год назад +1

      The dog is a creepypasta character called Smile dog. I recommend that you don't look it up but do what you will bros✊️😤

    • @wyattbelusz3088
      @wyattbelusz3088 6 месяцев назад +1

      i looked it up and I'm not sleeping for the next week

  • @lizzieolsen649
    @lizzieolsen649 Год назад +21

    My best friend dropped me recently out of nowhere and these videos are one of the only things that are keeping me here thank you ❤

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 6 месяцев назад

      What do you mean “dropped you”

  • @Jupiter_planet
    @Jupiter_planet Год назад +11

    3:02 this is the best futurama fridge i ever seen

  • @KaitheChaoticLokiVariant
    @KaitheChaoticLokiVariant Год назад +12

    My dad actually works at the company that manufactures those buttons. Whenever anyone asks what my parents do for work, I say "Have you ever seen that ad where the older person falls over and says 'I've fallen and can't get up.'"
    Everyone knows that ad.

  • @benjaminyeoh5570
    @benjaminyeoh5570 Год назад +5

    22:34 is this a joke or is it rabid or something

  • @RSD386
    @RSD386 Год назад +19

    Amazon gave him a giant box with a microchip in bubble wrap

  • @suivent
    @suivent Год назад +36

    my day or night always gets better when VaazkL uploads

  • @Pip8448
    @Pip8448 6 месяцев назад +3

    The "I've fallen and I can't get up." Was already an old punchline to many jokes. That's why it was extra funny that the commercial used the line in a serious life threatening commercial.
    Up side: it made it memorable and they sold a LOT even though other companies made similar devices.

  • @BullionHoarder1876
    @BullionHoarder1876 Год назад +14

    19:30 how u gonna let a voice crack be funnier than most of the memes💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard Год назад +18

    I love the example of selfies not being a new idea.

    • @TheMimiSard
      @TheMimiSard Год назад +1

      11:53 - As someone who has collected Barbies, Lego, MCU figures, and now Star Wars Vintage (same size is the figures back in the 80s, but better likeness and articulation - there is also the Retro figures that are reproductions of the 80s figures), it is nice to have historical support for my collecting habits.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Год назад +9

    I’m a New Yorker, born and raised, and it saddens me to say not a single price of pastry baked in the US can live up the Parisian equivalent. They just have better air and water for that stuff. But we have better pizza, although a French bistro burger with a Coke with lemon in it is hard to beat.
    Also they have this thing called “American Burger Sauce” that you can buy like ketchup. It’s what happened when they tasted Big Mac Sauce and made it better. Look it up, it’s delicious and easy to make.

  • @gerburgerhamger1404
    @gerburgerhamger1404 Год назад +5

    6:47 NO, YOU FOOL, THEY TRICKED YOU! THAT WAS THEIR PLAN, THE SURPRISE PARTY WAS FOR BOTH OF YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FOR HIM!
    Or they really do just have a favorite

  • @NootandBoots
    @NootandBoots 10 месяцев назад +7

    0:51 they did not have to do that but they absolutely had to.

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight Год назад +4

    9:06 WTF? I’m a woman and jeez…I guess people just like to have drama in their lives

  • @jwensauer2080
    @jwensauer2080 Год назад +5

    22:24 i feel cursed looking at that thing...

  • @solarleaf6088
    @solarleaf6088 Год назад +5

    That dog literally reminds me of smile dog 22:25

  • @kitindra
    @kitindra Год назад +3

    19:30 this pained me to read and i regret every second i spent doing so

  • @ToriSmithcopywriter
    @ToriSmithcopywriter Год назад +4

    1:17 that’s the minecraft portal to the end dimension 💀

  • @slicedbread615
    @slicedbread615 Год назад +12

    When you get a delivery you get two things…
    A great, magical, awe-inspiring, and mighty BOX!
    Oh and the thing you ordered…
    That’s cool to I guess…

  • @fogfrog7298
    @fogfrog7298 Год назад +5

    If you’re reading this I hope you have a wonderful day and may the Lord be with you❤

  • @Gabe_52967
    @Gabe_52967 Год назад +5

    15:39 why? Why is that a bad thing? That looks to be a fair weather funnel cloud that has not even touched down. If it did touch down, it would likely hit nothing and be given and EF-U or EF-0 rating.

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 Год назад +4

    16:12
    Dude. That's the literal polar opposite of a problem. YOU GET TO EAT CAKE FOR LUNCH!

  • @guy554
    @guy554 10 месяцев назад +2

    No lie, the woman in the tweet at 11:44 looks exactly like my old coworker who got me fired, one of the reasons being that I was a furry, because she thought it was sexually suggestive. Like most furries, I haven't even associated with the fandom in years, but this lady was also a hardcore feminist who said that women had to watch the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary "to protect themselves against people like [me]" (seriously) and said that being born a man, I "have the innate desire to r*pe and m*rder [her]" (also seriously).

  • @EvanTheBag
    @EvanTheBag Год назад +9

    13:53
    I understand if its a "dunkin donut matter"

    • @leolool.
      @leolool. Год назад +2

      Its been a minute how did u already get that far did u skip?

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 Год назад +1

      Bro the vid is 3 mins long how did you get this far 😭

    • @EvanTheBag
      @EvanTheBag Год назад +1

      @@leolool. i have fast internet

  • @Deleted_Eevee
    @Deleted_Eevee 11 месяцев назад +3

    8:31 “Make a baby”
    Alr lemme just go get the clay rq

  • @Malikai_Darkstar
    @Malikai_Darkstar 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Dr. Acula" is just so based

  • @markusgorelli5278
    @markusgorelli5278 Год назад +9

    1:13 they would have been even more excited over the amazon box in the first clip. 🤣

  • @Sun-rv5lh
    @Sun-rv5lh 8 месяцев назад +3

    note: both mother and father are doctors. they both buy apples.
    my mum, cuts apples for the family to share.
    my dad, feeds to our dogs.
    both i have NEVER seen eat a full apple.
    YOU CANNOT RUN MOTHER AND FATHER

  • @legendary102
    @legendary102 Год назад +6

    1:54 these comments are gonna be simping for a statue real soon

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Год назад +14

    4:16 Hooo boy, although my highschool days were boring and uneventful for me, It was still quite dramatic outside my small bubble of "just get your work done and get out," so long story short I left my usual school district from 5th to 9th grade to a different one and returned to the old one for the last 3 years, it was crazy hearing how a couple of my old elementary school acquaintances became somehow notorious... Also according to my brother, I had somehow become a living legend in the technical school I took inplace of some classes during the first year...
    Which is odd considering I spent every moment to myself, if anything I'd expect some bad rumors to be spred about me, not heroic legends of things that I'm way too selfish to do.

  • @itstrooperz
    @itstrooperz 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:09 this is a little too relatable for my liking💀😭

  • @arrszn.22
    @arrszn.22 Год назад +6

    3 am thoughts hit different 😭

  • @skyrimisprettycool
    @skyrimisprettycool Год назад +3

    can someone explain what’s going on at 22:37

    • @Dra_gon54
      @Dra_gon54 Год назад +1

      Dog is up to no good

    • @eljajocabiingwersen6437
      @eljajocabiingwersen6437 Год назад

      It's a creepypasta called Smile dog
      From one person to another, I suggest that you don't look it up but do what you want brotha'

    • @skyrimisprettycool
      @skyrimisprettycool Год назад

      @@eljajocabiingwersen6437 ohhh, I think that I’ve heard of it

  • @galvanizeddreamer2051
    @galvanizeddreamer2051 Год назад +3

    How on green earth do you show your work for 6+1?

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine Год назад +2

    How cool is it a dude’s boss let’s him play GTA V on a theater screen?

  • @robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew
    @robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew Год назад +2

    23:47 HEY! That's my idea. I just don't plan on having any kids, or a romantic partner, or a good relationship with my sister. BUT IT'S STILL MY IDEA.

  • @supersniffer9632
    @supersniffer9632 Год назад +7

    Can anyone tell me why vaazkl will just not finish a meme. Like he will read it until the punchline and just move on with no explanation

    • @Oangejuice
      @Oangejuice 11 месяцев назад

      Tbh I wonder that too, wish I could give you a anwser but I’m stupid.

    • @nevermind9854
      @nevermind9854 11 месяцев назад

      It causes you to rewind which increases the watch time and boost his videos in the algorithm.

  • @EternalDawn
    @EternalDawn Год назад +4

    22:34 either a serial killer in a fursuit or The Thing 1982. either way fucking shoot it and run.

    • @snowbelltheicewing66
      @snowbelltheicewing66 6 месяцев назад

      nah, I own a husky and they just be silly like that sometimes.

  • @_ford_crown_victoria_p
    @_ford_crown_victoria_p Год назад +5

    I used to work for a shipping company (GLS) and there would often be actual motorcycles being shipped in crates or boxes either of cardboard or wood already fully assembled inside. Same thing for lawnmower mini tractors and more small vehicles.

  • @cheesedrawz2340
    @cheesedrawz2340 Год назад +4

    i wish i could feel that feeling when you fart and your stomach ache goes away at 2:21

  • @MaoZedowner
    @MaoZedowner Год назад +3

    22:35 someone explain.

    • @eljajocabiingwersen6437
      @eljajocabiingwersen6437 Год назад

      It is from a Creepypasta
      The character's name is Smile dog
      I recommend that you do NOT look it up, but do what you want my friend ✊️😤

  • @ZakusaUwU
    @ZakusaUwU Год назад +3

    I agree with 17:00

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight Год назад +2

    1:45 this happens to me way to often….I’m an author

  • @CoolSpudMan
    @CoolSpudMan Год назад +5

    0:15 That's just Connor, he's the android sent by cyber life

  • @lettuceoverlord6768
    @lettuceoverlord6768 10 месяцев назад +2

    2:42 holy crap I got a verification code just like the fourth one TODAY

  • @Waa420
    @Waa420 Год назад +8

    as a person looking for the best memes i can say these are the best memes

  • @matthewmeeker3955
    @matthewmeeker3955 11 месяцев назад +2

    20:28 wtf

  • @honk_honkamgoose8866
    @honk_honkamgoose8866 10 месяцев назад +2

    13:22 That's just Carlisle Cullen
    *But the Dr. Acula was brilliant.

  • @dayaftertmr
    @dayaftertmr 10 месяцев назад +3

    3:06 futurama theme

  • @Lost_Ch1ldren
    @Lost_Ch1ldren Год назад +2

    19:35 no no don’t apologize I’m quite glad you didn’t

  • @thelegogunsmith8395
    @thelegogunsmith8395 11 месяцев назад +1

    22:25
    call the Foundation, H.E.C.U, Shadow Company, TF141, basically every major military and research entity

  • @NyxTheRandomPerson
    @NyxTheRandomPerson Год назад +2

    Irish person here, if are beloved fast food company has Mac in its name yet isn’t out of the country then I feel like Mac Donald’s is just jealous that supermacs has better food than them.

  • @SirFloofy001
    @SirFloofy001 Год назад +3

    24:31 omg yes, Wizard 101 has something kinda like this, when you log back you are greeted with "last time in wizard" and then gives you a rundown of your active quests.

  • @goldenage6439
    @goldenage6439 10 месяцев назад +2

    22:10 I once sneezed so hard I broke my braces

  • @Malikai_Darkstar
    @Malikai_Darkstar 10 месяцев назад +1

    that husband wanted to become the figurehead of the family

  • @Nero-was-Right
    @Nero-was-Right 11 месяцев назад +3

    20:13 Giga Chad 😂

  • @texasdreadnought9831
    @texasdreadnought9831 Год назад +3

    at 16:33, thats gotta be the most effort ive ever seen you put into a single thing. usually it "F this", and moves on

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight Год назад +2

    9:48 tell me why I read the pizza? As emotional 😭

  • @shadow_elemental4622
    @shadow_elemental4622 Год назад +2

    9:55 I think they warned yah because you ganna need some food every now and then

  • @not-so-obvious_autism777
    @not-so-obvious_autism777 11 месяцев назад +2

    12:24 I’m a Christian and I’m pretty sure _nowhere_ in the Bible does it say dogs go to hell (at least not actual dogs, it usually refers to the wicked I think)

    • @UltraIceMan275
      @UltraIceMan275 10 месяцев назад +1

      And I'm pretty sure there's a movie called All dogs Go to heaven

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 10 месяцев назад

      @@UltraIceMan275 LEGIT 💀👌🏽✨

  • @NightshadeEvergreen
    @NightshadeEvergreen 23 дня назад +1

    I completely agree with the people at 26:14
    People need to realize that pranks nowadays are just unnecessary violence that makes everyone uncomfortable and scared. "Confuse, don't abuse ;)" could be applied to a lot of "pranks" that go on today. Please stop. Your "pranks" are just assault. Go back to the old days where we do actual pranks.

  • @EllipticalReasoning
    @EllipticalReasoning 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:54 I've been to France, and the food there (besides the bread, which ABSOLUTELY lived up to the hype) was nowhere near as good as it is in America. In particular, their pastries were incredibly disappointing - which I guess is what happens when you have a century or two of chefs prioritizing flexing their technical skills over making food that is delightful to eat.

  • @mepmepimabee9866
    @mepmepimabee9866 Год назад +2

    12:35 There’s about to be a massive showdown in Chicago, I heard there’s some dude who calls himself the wizard of Chicago, and now there’s a Godfather.

  • @NeonLeWolfy
    @NeonLeWolfy 10 месяцев назад +1

    22:33 this was one of my nightmares as a kid, a,ONG with “Momo” and “slender man” LOL this was was smile husky that everyone talked about at school and was afraid of.. EDIT: A,ONG was supposed to be along

  • @aotfan3922
    @aotfan3922 Год назад +2

    You know he is 'over worked' by getting paid to read funny tweets then says "ahdaradadafuh" 7:29

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi Год назад +2

    Ok, but what about tropical and berry ice? Tropical is the absolute worst and berry is S tier, and they're both _exactly the same shade of red._

  • @Gabe_52967
    @Gabe_52967 Год назад +1

    Day 6 of asking VaazkL for weather memes

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:37 So, is the answer the whole "don't speak up your mind"? Because they are a lot of women (traditional wives) who would actually tell that girls shouldn't have carreers and that they should shut up and listen to their husbands.

  • @Dra_gon54
    @Dra_gon54 Год назад +1

    Hello, these memes are good but I didn’t watch the whole thing because the video is 2 minutes old and the video is 25 minutes long.

  • @colleens1107
    @colleens1107 Год назад +2

    I really want to know what the holy hand grenade was in that Amazon package

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam9090 Год назад +2

    8:22 A Australian meme but I want to see a Meme video about Australia in the future please.

  • @guynamedgrey
    @guynamedgrey Год назад +2

    “liar”

  • @SayonaraNY
    @SayonaraNY Год назад +4

    00:43 I USED TO COLLECT THEM 😭

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:45 a legit quest too lol.

  • @zharpain
    @zharpain 10 месяцев назад +1

    9:25 Where can I get cans of Coca-Cola like this? I have yet to find a single can of any soda that doesn't have a pocket of air in it lol.

  • @thebluehawk9601
    @thebluehawk9601 2 месяца назад +1

    3:47 that ain't true in my old school bus. We used to say hi to everyone behind us
    P.S: I'm Indian so it may be weird

  • @ToppHatt_8000
    @ToppHatt_8000 Год назад +3

    6:05 a Sharking Lot.

  • @adamweston4152
    @adamweston4152 Год назад +3

    Those bee's living in that electric socket must get a huge buzz .

  • @aperson.a
    @aperson.a Год назад +1

    Oh yay early. I just noticed. Im such a fucking disappointment

  • @nathanjakub5128
    @nathanjakub5128 Год назад +2

    26:13 as a prank on Valentine's day me and my friends bought one friend who was sad he wouldn't get any gifts 100 fundips that would be delivered to the class room. Harmless, but funny nonetheless when he got a full whole plastic bag instead of the usual one or two that we got

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight Год назад +1

    3:28 I thought I was going to be the only one 😭
    With this one too 9:26

  • @Archiv1st
    @Archiv1st Год назад +1

    Y’all that water picture is fake. Why would you take a picture of that with such perfection?

  • @Avriel_Mimiga
    @Avriel_Mimiga 10 месяцев назад +1

    just your average Floridian Sharking Lot