BITATURE vs VANTAGE: the LOAN SITUATION

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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  • @rudomwadiwa2183
    @rudomwadiwa2183 Год назад +18

    Thank you for keeping your comedy clean, you prove that vulgarity is not necessary in comedy.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Год назад

      🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

    • @WejuliEdwin-ck9cs
      @WejuliEdwin-ck9cs 7 месяцев назад

      Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty.

  • @nanyongahellen6143
    @nanyongahellen6143 2 года назад +6

    Bwemba ninako mutwalo nzijayo meka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ojja kunzita lumu

  • @ConradMakai
    @ConradMakai 2 года назад +82

    All your loans have ended with “Tusigaze omukwano”😂

  • @DignaK
    @DignaK 2 года назад +52

    “Just because you heard something doesn’t mean they were talking to you.” ~ Uncle Mo, 2022

  • @Palnode
    @Palnode 2 года назад +10

    "All hair is his" wenkomye okutegera😂😂😂😂

  • @aumarachel6012
    @aumarachel6012 28 дней назад +1

    For me, my guarantee is God is my witness.😂😂

  • @Maryland62
    @Maryland62 Год назад +4

    😅 taking porridge with a straw

  • @winifreditungu
    @winifreditungu 2 года назад +4

    Lemme pause. Kati Madiinah mukazi wattu akozeeki😅

  • @kasoziabdulwahab4694
    @kasoziabdulwahab4694 2 года назад +2

    all your loans ended like
    Tusigaze omukwaano

  • @maddie8584
    @maddie8584 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tusigaze mukwano for me

  • @geraldkimera
    @geraldkimera 2 года назад +6

    On that porridge crusher 😁😁😁😁😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @nshuti.3256
      @nshuti.3256 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahKnabukenya
    @sarahKnabukenya 2 года назад +27

    But have you given Cafe Javas Porridge attention?🤣🤣🤣

    • @bonjourRK
      @bonjourRK 2 года назад +1

      Was also about to comment on the CJs napkin😅

    • @joanmirembe969
      @joanmirembe969 2 года назад

      The CJs napkin and straw with our village cup really killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @bwirehubayb9771
    @bwirehubayb9771 2 года назад +12

    I died at
    "the minimum requirements of discussing this topic are not very minimum" 4:38

  • @solomonngabirano1755
    @solomonngabirano1755 2 года назад +5

    I keep coming back for this clip🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rinahope
    @rinahope 2 года назад +20

    Who has stated laughing straight away from the intro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... I wonder where the people's court carries its duties from

  • @JamesSmith-44
    @JamesSmith-44 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣omala okunaba ate newesiga sabuni

  • @Dr.Cranny
    @Dr.Cranny 2 года назад +11

    Have never met such clean thoughtful Ugandan comedy before..😂

  • @alphamediaug
    @alphamediaug 2 года назад +8

    Just because you heard something doesn't mean they were talking to you🤣🤣

  • @kazibwerobertjuliusceaser
    @kazibwerobertjuliusceaser 2 года назад

    Nesiga 🤣tusigaze omukwano 😅😂😃

  • @ntegeable
    @ntegeable 2 года назад +33

    Uncle mo has that Trevor Noah intelligence of scripting jokes

  • @aumarachel6012
    @aumarachel6012 28 дней назад +1

    "Vantage owes Bitature and Bitature has to pay" 😂😂😂😂
    After accusing us of not knowing how to use the word "owe". 😂😂

  • @aaronclimx6205
    @aaronclimx6205 2 месяца назад +1

    Uncle mo "nesiga"

  • @danielbugembe1753
    @danielbugembe1753 2 года назад

    Omala okunaaba ate tewesiiga sabbuni😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mousteydj
    @mousteydj 2 года назад

    ka javas nkalaba haha

  • @johnsonmayambabanziyanga8713
    @johnsonmayambabanziyanga8713 2 года назад +1

    "Wemba ninako omutwalo nzijayo mekka?"

  • @byamukamastuart3935
    @byamukamastuart3935 2 года назад

    tusigaza omukwano😂😂😂😂

  • @solomonngabirano1755
    @solomonngabirano1755 2 года назад

    Omala okunaaba atte newesiiga sabuni....bwemba ninayo omutwalo nzijako mekka

  • @ivanmutumba1436
    @ivanmutumba1436 2 года назад

    Tusigaze omukwano hahahaha

  • @biggiesgospelshow
    @biggiesgospelshow 2 года назад

    Womala okunaba then newesiga sabuuni bwahahha

  • @aturindaphillipa9947
    @aturindaphillipa9947 2 года назад +16

    Thank you for putting us in our place🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @777Omwana
    @777Omwana 2 года назад +2

    Whisper: "What!! You didn't see it coming?!" 😂🤣🤭😊

  • @markhestry2451
    @markhestry2451 2 года назад +13

    You once said "whoever wins the case, the rolex will still be at 1500ugx"

  • @paulkalindi4401
    @paulkalindi4401 2 года назад +32

    You're only getting better with time my guy...it's one of those skits I watch and cant point to one particular part that's funnier than the other. Like there's no punchline, the whole skit is a punchline😄

  • @onyangoarnold1923
    @onyangoarnold1923 2 года назад +3

    😂 He was not talking you!! Madinah

  • @I-Blade
    @I-Blade 2 года назад +15

    The funniest and most educational man in the country.😂

  • @kaluleherman6844
    @kaluleherman6844 2 года назад

    Kandye ekikomando nsirike.

  • @fionaaber2182
    @fionaaber2182 2 года назад +8

    The words "owe," "lend," and "borrow" are used anyhow in Uganda. Right from politicians to the one owa wansi. Nassing 😀😂😂

  • @solotravor3808
    @solotravor3808 2 года назад +1

    For him,even the hair is his😂😂😂Madina

  • @nakubulwapreciouseditor3675
    @nakubulwapreciouseditor3675 2 года назад +2

    Madiina for me 😂😂

  • @bwagawilliam5641
    @bwagawilliam5641 5 месяцев назад

    Okwesiga sabuni😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kabarungisalmah4157
    @kabarungisalmah4157 2 года назад +1

    All your loans have ended in tusigaze omukwano 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tmzjay
    @tmzjay 2 года назад

    Just too funny...

  • @keysfortheking
    @keysfortheking 2 года назад +1

    😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂I’d never commented here but today ,
    Am done for 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻wisdom

  • @sherifmimz1254
    @sherifmimz1254 5 месяцев назад

    This Is ma Favourite 😂😂❤❤

  • @josephtzabugnerkaweesa73
    @josephtzabugnerkaweesa73 2 года назад

    That Some of us don't know how to use the words like owe, ummh awo together atte noluma

  • @maritours9429
    @maritours9429 Год назад

    The way I love you uncle

  • @collinsobonyo8764
    @collinsobonyo8764 2 года назад +29

    When you said last time that "even if both of them lose, you still lose", I learnt my lesson.😂

    • @masikoian7854
      @masikoian7854 2 года назад +1

      I have never healed ever since 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @nakafuteopista8380
    @nakafuteopista8380 2 года назад

    wesige nze hehehehehehehe

  • @evelynkabahuma7035
    @evelynkabahuma7035 2 года назад +8

    In my humble opinion, this was your BEST work yet! You roasted us! ayayayayayaya!! Ad ho biki??! wooowee!!

  • @karenhasahya
    @karenhasahya 2 года назад +1

    😂😂🤗🤗 wamma you are my fan just like vantage owes Bitature 😂😂😂

  • @masengerecharles9559
    @masengerecharles9559 2 года назад +5

    Bro...this is the winner!!!!
    Watching it the third time now...😂😂😂😂

  • @brunotinka5719
    @brunotinka5719 2 года назад +10

    Okwesiiga Sabuuni 😂. Imagine it rains and your skin forms Lather 🧼

  • @kjowabobiwine3796
    @kjowabobiwine3796 2 года назад

    Gwasinga mukintu kino

  • @priscillanamataka5640
    @priscillanamataka5640 2 года назад +13

    You think you know what owe means until Vantage owes and Bitature pays😂😂😂😂

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад +3

      I am done with that case 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fastfotosmedia1913
      @fastfotosmedia1913 2 года назад

      @@iamunclemo 😂😂😂 vantage owes and Bitature pays naye mwana gwe

    • @petermafabi7148
      @petermafabi7148 2 года назад

      😆😆🙌🏿

    • @aidantkay
      @aidantkay 2 года назад

      Hilarious

  • @kizzanoor6480
    @kizzanoor6480 10 месяцев назад

    Have I used it correctly,,,No 😂😂

  • @josephinenabumba2720
    @josephinenabumba2720 2 года назад +2

    So uncle mo obugi okozesa straw 🤔 😳

  • @sir_the_knight
    @sir_the_knight 2 года назад +5

    The security you have is your life 😂😂😂😂

  • @mabaladouglas
    @mabaladouglas 2 года назад +2

    Naye moo, will u go to heaven hehehehe

  • @Nambozobev
    @Nambozobev 2 года назад +2

    You're the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @sstillgar8814
    @sstillgar8814 2 года назад

    Nesiga!!😂😂😂🤣!

  • @mumberegodwinwanza52
    @mumberegodwinwanza52 2 года назад +1

    Omala okunaba and you smear your self with soap 😂, I was placed in my place here🙈😅

  • @prossiemwesigwa7219
    @prossiemwesigwa7219 3 месяца назад

    Madina alabye nawe 😂😂😂

  • @HerbertKatalemwa
    @HerbertKatalemwa 2 года назад +2

    Genius... 💡

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад

      👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

  • @stewartssentongo641
    @stewartssentongo641 2 года назад +1

    u Will always be my guy wanzija mukibozi ekinsinga level

  • @solie9598
    @solie9598 Год назад

    The end😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @byamukamastuart3935
    @byamukamastuart3935 2 года назад

    "he was not talking to you"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bahasandra8329
    @bahasandra8329 2 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣 Let's first find out why the ghost is here, sshhhhh

  • @geofreykafeero5240
    @geofreykafeero5240 2 года назад

    "Vintage owes Bitatule and Bitatule has to pay"😀😀..Confusing the confused 😅

  • @victormuhanguzi3589
    @victormuhanguzi3589 2 года назад

    Ad Hominem!

  • @patrickvalentino6391
    @patrickvalentino6391 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣man you rock

  • @ojokia
    @ojokia 2 года назад

    Nesiga 😂

  • @dilysblessing3937
    @dilysblessing3937 2 года назад

    @Madinnaaaa😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @nakibombosarah1615
    @nakibombosarah1615 2 года назад +1

    Wabula me am here and not going anywhere. You have it all. Thank you for making my Thur worthwhile.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад

      I am happy reading this♥️

  • @namuddubashirah5238
    @namuddubashirah5238 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣wow wow wow

  • @happyfrezar2813
    @happyfrezar2813 8 месяцев назад

    All your loans have ended with "Friendship is more important" eee😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itumelenglepota8620
    @itumelenglepota8620 Год назад +1

    Sometime, your ears are just innocent bystanders... 😂😂😂😂

  • @patiencegrey5916
    @patiencegrey5916 2 года назад +3

    I swear up to Tomorrow I don't know how to use the word owe😂😂 and behold brethren am doing my masters 😂😂😂😂

  • @martaaine7839
    @martaaine7839 2 года назад +1

    I will only talk about the straw in the porridge and stop at that... owaye!

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад

      Valid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @musiclyfer
    @musiclyfer 2 года назад

    mandem is smart🤯

  • @danielbwambale3438
    @danielbwambale3438 2 года назад

    "Let us first find out why the ghosts are here!" 😂😂

  • @techselectug
    @techselectug 2 года назад +14

    Are we going to talk about how Uncle Mo is taking porridge with a straw???

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brightnakayiwa4797
      @brightnakayiwa4797 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @murungiashley136
      @murungiashley136 2 года назад +1

      People with $32million use straws munange .uncle mo not ordinary 😅😅

    • @ugandankitchen.
      @ugandankitchen. 2 года назад

      Thought I was the only one who noticed that with a cafe java serviette.

    • @Stella_9517
      @Stella_9517 2 года назад +1

      @@ugandankitchen. 😂😂😂

  • @karenricks5630
    @karenricks5630 2 года назад

    Very smart

  • @ronitahaineamaani
    @ronitahaineamaani 2 года назад

    Wisdom!

  • @patiencebrenda2290
    @patiencebrenda2290 2 года назад +2

    It is the Javas napkin and straw for me🤣🤣

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  2 года назад +2

      One day the milkshake shall come 😂😂😂

    • @mugenyiassad1699
      @mugenyiassad1699 2 года назад

      @@iamunclemo kwetegga 311

  • @alandav8572
    @alandav8572 2 года назад +1

    2:26 i know a couple of fellas!

  • @barbraduhabwe4189
    @barbraduhabwe4189 2 года назад

    It is the cafe javas serviette on a nice cup of porridge for me...... this guy is good.....

  • @MrKangaroojack31
    @MrKangaroojack31 2 года назад

    Madina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keittimothy9549
    @keittimothy9549 2 года назад

    I just began to follow u

  • @lodua
    @lodua 2 года назад +1

    Omala okunaaba ate n'owesiga sabuuni😂😂😂😂😂🙌

  • @abrahamnkironungi211
    @abrahamnkironungi211 2 года назад +2

    hahahahaha.....beat them sir

  • @djkimranks7327
    @djkimranks7327 2 года назад +2

    They ask you, if you can guarantee that you would pay back the money! You start pointing at your self "" muganda wange Nesiga""😂😂 2:36

  • @NambuyaWinfrey
    @NambuyaWinfrey 2 года назад

    👻 what?!!?? 😂😂😂

  • @naggitasharifa758
    @naggitasharifa758 Год назад

    Uncle mo wait a second, is dat porridge that u r taking wity a straw😂😂😂

  • @phionahpinkykintu567
    @phionahpinkykintu567 2 года назад

    Madinah 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @RareSonUg
    @RareSonUg 2 года назад

    All @💯

  • @irynpatience
    @irynpatience 2 года назад

    Omala okunaaba ate neweesiiga ssabuuni😀😀😀
    Ate ayoza engoye si anaaba

  • @karumunageorgefrank1474
    @karumunageorgefrank1474 2 года назад +7

    Love covers a multitude of sin💀💀💀💀

  • @grayalupo
    @grayalupo Год назад

    When the realization hit that he hadn't used owe correctly 😂😂😭😭

  • @NathanGSean
    @NathanGSean 2 года назад +1

    Atleast for Sudirs case 'the hair is his'.....mic drop right there

  • @h2c_dance
    @h2c_dance 2 года назад +4

    That Dr kasenene shot 🔥🔥🔥 dark humor