VolksWagen Das Auto Compilation 2023 Funny clips, VW Meme's and More!!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @ashketchum6222
    @ashketchum6222 Год назад +98

    Fun fact: the man saying "Volkswagen. Das Auto." voiced Martin Septim in the German dub of Oblivion

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku Год назад +564

    To be fair, older Volks were better. The older the better it gets. Especially the one that Austrian Painter is driving

    • @MGLpr0
      @MGLpr0 Год назад +33

      Didn't he drive Mercs ?

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn Год назад +30

      @@MGLpr0
      Austrian Painter drives Poland.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Год назад +7

      ​@@MGLpr0Yeah. A Mercedes T80.

    • @chewy_chip756
      @chewy_chip756 Год назад +2

      "is" 🤨🤨🤨

    • @rafaellucas1433
      @rafaellucas1433 Год назад +4

      H1tl3r didn't invented the Beetle, he just stated that that their army needed a air-refrigerated and reliable car, who actually invented the Beetle was Ferdinand Porsche.

  • @LocalDeepstateAgent
    @LocalDeepstateAgent Год назад +133

    This video is the definition of "i know a guy that can do it cheaper".

  • @tdhfc
    @tdhfc Год назад +635

    I wonder how Tesla would behave when it reaches the age of the cars in the video.

    • @NameName-dx8lb
      @NameName-dx8lb Год назад +134

      They wont even last a fraction of the time.

    • @Leonvolt28
      @Leonvolt28 Год назад +75

      Battery will be dead after a 1 minute drive

    • @pebbledinertia
      @pebbledinertia Год назад +9

      i replaced the tesla battery so 2 percent less horsepower

    • @randomchad915
      @randomchad915 Год назад +28

      All EVs would be dead. 😂

    • @RandomGuy37
      @RandomGuy37 Год назад +25

      Those cars won't even last to that age

  • @InternetListener
    @InternetListener Год назад +126

    0:31 This is an actual safety feature, designed in case of a crash manual or auto windows lifters won't prevent passengers of getting out of the car or being rescued in case doors may not open. It's also main reason on why you are going to keep changing windows lift regulators mechanism tha faster the more open/closing your doors do banging. You can activate also this failing window feature by closing regularly with your windows down, they will bang inside even more and crush the plastic thing taht will make your car more windy. Specially annoying when your are on a trip or at night, holidays with all your nearby car workshops closed... 2 or 3 zipties and at least one torx screwdriver and you can disable it.

    • @Lucas_WAZZAA
      @Lucas_WAZZAA Год назад +4

      ​@ceskydunaj3335still owned by VW

    • @PSM-05
      @PSM-05 Год назад

      But is not VW only Skoda

    • @InternetListener
      @InternetListener Год назад +2

      @@PSM-05 In fact is an oem feature present in all Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft cars build using PQ34 and PQ24 platforms, Golf IV and Polo IV/Fabia I respectively.

  • @galiusargentum9048
    @galiusargentum9048 Год назад +182

    I have a Volkswagen Polo 1.6 year 2000 and it's so loyal, comfortable and efficient. Never had an issue like the ones in the video, those are idiots who don't take care of their cars!!

    • @tracker7059
      @tracker7059 Год назад +14

      I own both a Polo IV 2000, 1.4 MPI and a Golf V 2006, 1.9 TDI.
      The first is the most loyal, reliable car I've ever had. Even with fucking smoke from the damaged crankcase breather it drove me home safely.
      The other is a rusted, damaged, faulty piece of shit that spends more time at the mechanic's than actually driving. From the turbo to the dashboard display, I've put as much money into it as the initial purchase cost was.
      The irony is that I love them both.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Год назад +2

      Same with my Mk4 Golf. With 260,000km and even skipping maintance a lot it never had a problem

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Год назад

      And then there is bus from 70s. Sometimes even rusted through and occasionally falling apart while driving, but always there next day.

    • @giorgiotommasini6828
      @giorgiotommasini6828 Год назад +2

      I had a 2008 polo 1.6 16v, bought new in 2008 and kept for 10 years, ever had a single problem, just regular (more or less) maintenance, sold cause wanted something bigger, was still going strong, bought a other vw... kept it 6 months and resold it immediately 😅

    • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
      @dpunktgehpunkt5876 10 месяцев назад

      these are one of the LAST SERIES that put value on efficiency and safety...
      DONT BUY a newer series!
      you will get disappointed and receive a "common" car putten value on CHEEPNESS and FAST NEED TO BE REPAIRED... to be able to sell you repair-parts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and send you to an workshop for no reason (software tells you to do so) to cash (melk) you out as much as possible LIKE A COW!
      f*ckn capitalism!!!
      POV: i am GERMAN xD

  • @badge_bad3211
    @badge_bad3211 Год назад +244

    As a proud owner of a Mk3 TDi, I agree with everything lmao

    • @maddw
      @maddw Год назад +6

      can i get an autograph

    • @adamoneale4396
      @adamoneale4396 Год назад +8

      I got a mk4. Think it's built out of bits that fell off yours 😂

  • @cbogdan31
    @cbogdan31 Год назад +210

    0:20 I would buy that car without a second thought if I had a choice between golf 3 and tesla

    • @Rell6000
      @Rell6000 Год назад +21

      The car is so old that Tesla doesn't see it, we don't need to be afraid of technology.

    • @lolbenz
      @lolbenz Год назад +11

      @@Rell6000 get a golf2 instead, its better in every way.

    • @the_frogbot8673
      @the_frogbot8673 9 месяцев назад +1

      @lolbenz I want a car with decent tech though
      And that I can refuel for £4

  • @walter_248
    @walter_248 Год назад +181

    More like Bad Maintenance compilation (gut video)
    Please note I'm not a Volkswagen fanboy

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Год назад +36

      More like *no* maintance

    • @ozzwald1849
      @ozzwald1849 Год назад +8

      Sure, electronic problems and low quality parts are bad maintenance lol

    • @walter_248
      @walter_248 Год назад +22

      @@ozzwald1849 Low quality? Volkswagen cars are not bad

    • @Sergio_Paulo
      @Sergio_Paulo Год назад +15

      ​@@ozzwald1849
      Man, idk what Volkswagen you're driving, but my Golf Mk7 has better door linings than my uncle's Land Rover and less eletronic problems than my mother's Honda.

    • @ozzwald1849
      @ozzwald1849 Год назад

      @@Sergio_Paulo Stop the drugs you're talking bullshit

  • @SaschaSmix
    @SaschaSmix Год назад +14

    Things that my Golf saw,where my Golf was , and expirience i had with him i wouldnt change for any Tesla,Mercedes or any car on this planet.Thank you Golf for being there always and never let me down ! ! !

  • @bipedal-ape-man
    @bipedal-ape-man Год назад +15

    The last one hits hard.

  • @Fukida
    @Fukida Год назад +43

    1:23 Did i just witness a car take its own life ???

  • @VitalyNasonov
    @VitalyNasonov Год назад +207

    BMW - I'm Speed, I'm drift🏎💀❤️‍🩹 Mercedes-Benz - comfort✅️😎👍 Audi - econom class 🙂🥱💯 Volkswagen - Das Auto😂💣😁

    • @v6m445
      @v6m445 8 месяцев назад +6

      BMW 😂😂😂

    • @Samanyolu_galaksisi
      @Samanyolu_galaksisi 8 месяцев назад +5

      And all of the car brands are from German making this funnier

    • @TugbaYazc-qf7hr
      @TugbaYazc-qf7hr 8 месяцев назад +1

      Abi sen gerçekten Haklısın ben bir keresinde BMW sürmüştüm

    • @TugbaYazc-qf7hr
      @TugbaYazc-qf7hr 8 месяцев назад

      Ben de BMW sormuştum çok hızlıydı

    • @tmv534
      @tmv534 7 месяцев назад +2

      Audi- Economic??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      still better that BMW, just grill and 0 design

  • @adisimion1526
    @adisimion1526 Год назад +7

    Still in love with my 2003 Passat 1.9 TDI with 1.24 Million km in total. Did swap the AVF engine at about 800k km with an ARL.

  • @hellowelloA350
    @hellowelloA350 2 месяца назад +5

    3:58 "I didnt know my car had a cannon!"

  • @damicbananic539
    @damicbananic539 Год назад +63

    1:47 Bro, the car is the TDI (Turbo Diesel Injection) . The engine must be like that.

    • @bokexd3173
      @bokexd3173 Год назад +13

      also every normal car isnt a lexus ls400

    • @frackcha
      @frackcha Год назад

      The I in TDI means intercooler, not injection.

    • @bokexd3173
      @bokexd3173 Год назад +1

      Google says it means Turbocharged Direct injection but has diffrent meanings

    • @frackcha
      @frackcha Год назад +2

      @@bokexd3173 Yeah I just checked it - back in the day TDI meant turbo diesel intercooler. It seems fair now we have the common rail high pressure, direct fuel injection systems in modern diesel engines.

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu Год назад

      That's pretty lame even by turbo diesel standards

  • @oscarrd3589
    @oscarrd3589 Год назад +39

    0:51 Volkswagen, Gas Auto

  • @leopoldschacherbauer
    @leopoldschacherbauer Год назад +12

    Das Ende hat mich richtig gekillt😂😂😂

  • @amadeosendiulo2137
    @amadeosendiulo2137 Год назад +5

    The first joke is just perfect.

  • @Gang_play777a
    @Gang_play777a 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:48 салам алекум 😂😂😂

  • @darealmrog
    @darealmrog 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:32 german anti theft system

  • @JaroslawK777
    @JaroslawK777 Год назад +3

    Volkswagen the best!No fake!!!!

  • @steven97i1
    @steven97i1 Год назад +47

    1:06 isnt even a VW...

    • @tomv3361
      @tomv3361 Год назад +7

      0:33 neither this.

    • @Fejszi
      @Fejszi Год назад +3

      @@tomv3361this is a Bora estate (or MK4 Jetta Wagon in the US)

    • @matyasskvrna9988
      @matyasskvrna9988 Год назад +4

      @@Fejszi This here at 0:33 is Škoda Octavia, my friend

    • @szczyps
      @szczyps 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Fejszi1:06 It's Peugeot 406 Coupe 1997

    • @Fejszi
      @Fejszi 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@szczyps you are right, I wanted to comment at 0:36

  • @robinvandekerkhove1898
    @robinvandekerkhove1898 Год назад +10

    At 1:08, it's a Peugeot 406

  • @not_nickyay
    @not_nickyay Год назад +11

    3:47 uuhhh, ok wait a second...
    The guy just quoted Snoop Dog's "Drop it like it's HOT" song part, and ....the background music is the instrumental (or almost) of Sexyback by Justin Timberlake....
    Nice combo 😎🏁💥🤟🏎️

  • @Dark_Flame_Master
    @Dark_Flame_Master Год назад +7

    Haha, someone in my family used to have one of these VW golf cars with the design that they showed in the animated commercial, but build maybe in the year 2000. In the end, after maybe 15 years, that thing barely worked anymore. Always something wrong with the motor/engine, speedometer broken, sounded weird, etc. It feels weird to see old ads for stuff that is falling apart today… :,)

  • @linuxdev8576
    @linuxdev8576 Год назад +10

    3:59 Oh da kommt ein golf!
    GOlf: 🧨

  • @BR_Vereshchak
    @BR_Vereshchak 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:27 Volkswagen Golf R32 backfire in exaust

  • @CurrySchuessel
    @CurrySchuessel 10 месяцев назад

    I‘m driving a VW with a ACV engine (5 cylinder TDI). 430.000 KM and still running like a champion.

  • @SpxceReal
    @SpxceReal Год назад +9

    0:33 its a Skoda Octavia

  • @Dreadnought-563
    @Dreadnought-563 8 месяцев назад +2

    How did they get so many malfunctions with Volkswagen cars, they're literally from country with one of the best engineers.

  • @Daisy_OSC
    @Daisy_OSC Год назад +6

    1:21 too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DaimitsuShokai
    @DaimitsuShokai Год назад +7

    VW El que todos queremos XD

  • @Real909Demon
    @Real909Demon 11 месяцев назад +5

    0:20 лол 😂

  • @OnieNikhla
    @OnieNikhla 7 месяцев назад

    your dedication to quality and detail is evident in every video!

  • @einfachso1112
    @einfachso1112 Год назад +12

    Dieses meme ist so gut😂

  • @Gerd_von_Rundstedt
    @Gerd_von_Rundstedt Год назад +2

    I lived one today Polo driver hit the gas but Black smoke came from the exhaust🤣

  • @Cookieastro
    @Cookieastro 4 месяца назад +1

    0:52 what a refinment hats off to volkswagen DAS AUTO😂😂😂

  • @sicloboost113
    @sicloboost113 Год назад +1

    Last one got me

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn Год назад +5

    The last video is a gold classic.

  • @firelight866
    @firelight866 Год назад +1

    "AH!" I felt for that bro 💀

  • @Vintage_Arrow
    @Vintage_Arrow 3 месяца назад

    Когда-то я фанател по jdm, но моей первой машиной была старая ржавая фольцваген Венто и когда я её разбил открыл такой кладис мемов про эту марку, что я теперь фанатею только по фольцу😂😂

  • @reyachrai5810
    @reyachrai5810 24 дня назад +1

    there was a pic of an auto rickshaw in india which said in the back, "i couldnt afford a Volkswagen, Thus.. Auto" XD

  • @dashtyATG
    @dashtyATG 6 месяцев назад

    This vw helped your community sooooo much.
    I own 16 Jetta and its absolutely amazing

  • @danielhristov6175
    @danielhristov6175 Год назад +18

    The Tesla showing the golf 3 as a 🗑️ was very accurate 😂

    • @sueaga
      @sueaga Год назад +13

      Tesla misled something, she is a trash can and Golf 3 is the chariot of the gods

    • @danielhristov6175
      @danielhristov6175 Год назад +2

      @@sueaga yes, chariot of the gods indeed.
      Because only god can mend it.
      But even he refuses to do.

  • @BagusOkaSurya
    @BagusOkaSurya Год назад +30

    In Indonesia especially java, it's call "Ndas Auto" aka "Auto your head"😂

    • @vboiE39
      @vboiE39 Год назад +2

      I am an Indonesian living in Java, and menurut gw, WKWKWKWKKWKWKW

    • @BagusOkaSurya
      @BagusOkaSurya Год назад +1

      @@vboiE39 wkwkwk true story

  • @44A2TONIO
    @44A2TONIO Год назад +2

    1:21 NÃO TANKEI ESSE GOLF KSKSKSKSKAKAKA

  • @cosmic8713
    @cosmic8713 7 месяцев назад

    that last explosion was so strong that it offsetted the logo xd

  • @francescobernardini2810
    @francescobernardini2810 Месяц назад +1

    0:54 Volkswagen, Gas auto

  • @GF-mf7ml
    @GF-mf7ml Год назад +16

    Only Volkswagen can make timing chain less reliable than timing belt.

  • @Chowbizful
    @Chowbizful Год назад +3

    0:26 this one is a renault kangoo door handle, indeed they are really fragile :/

  • @Not-jeb
    @Not-jeb 10 месяцев назад

    Ayo I can't even eat cause for funny scene😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FreakyDetroitCitizen
    @FreakyDetroitCitizen 10 месяцев назад

    As someone who owns a Volkswagen, I can confirm that this is what it's like.

  • @Cresto768
    @Cresto768 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:32 this is normal, because of ice

  • @SIYAplays-mt3qu
    @SIYAplays-mt3qu 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Well what's wrong with her now"? ~GTA 5 mechanic

  • @my_graphics
    @my_graphics 4 месяца назад

    The last one was epic 😅

  • @bwdshnik
    @bwdshnik 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:21 LOL

  • @stevi413203
    @stevi413203 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂fantastico

  • @TeamAlienatedEye
    @TeamAlienatedEye Год назад +3

    oh hopala 🤣

  • @segeros
    @segeros Год назад +16

    i like how you literally take clips of vw's that were not maintenaced

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Год назад +3

      Yeah, VWs are som of the most reliable cars

    • @segeros
      @segeros Год назад +5

      @@ramp7857 true, but JDM and BMW fanboys think otherwise
      And one clip has a Golf 3 attached to a chain when they think the engine exploded.

    • @XX-_-XX420
      @XX-_-XX420 Год назад

      ​@@ramp7857no idea I did read an article where they didn't come out great, and I'd personally not prefer German cars for reliability. But I hope you're right as we have a VW polo at home.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Год назад +1

      @@XX-_-XX420 I certainly am, I have 3 VWs at home one of them has 300,000km

    • @StephanBuchin
      @StephanBuchin Год назад

      Maintenaced ? ... Maintenanced ? ... Maintained ! 🤓

  • @FallsGaming
    @FallsGaming 7 месяцев назад

    OMG its the PASSAT!

  • @waldek905
    @waldek905 Год назад +8

    1:06 Peugeot 406

  • @Poland580
    @Poland580 Год назад +2

    1:56 imagine if he didn't show the key brand thinking it was a renault

  • @mauskomant
    @mauskomant Год назад

    i like the last one xD

  • @ヒュミハゼル15
    @ヒュミハゼル15 Год назад +3

    Volkswagen Das Auto be like...

  • @RetroLime
    @RetroLime Месяц назад

    0:00
    First Video Location: Velden am Wörthersee, Austria

  • @lukaivkic7986
    @lukaivkic7986 6 месяцев назад

    Bro,good video DAS AUTO

  • @ann-hv6bm
    @ann-hv6bm 4 месяца назад +1

    每台車都會

  • @apoymc
    @apoymc Год назад +8

    All the things showed here are true VW stuff :D

  • @shermymcd
    @shermymcd Год назад +2

    0:36 the way the window closed just got me

    • @jakubsam1375
      @jakubsam1375 Год назад

      It's first gen. of škoda Octavia combi

  • @Fan-Sanah
    @Fan-Sanah 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:43 😂😂

  • @sura5560
    @sura5560 Год назад +1

    VOLKSWAGEN HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BMWFan975
    @BMWFan975 7 месяцев назад

    0:52-0:55 1.9 TSI Power 💪🏽

  • @galaxytaba4640
    @galaxytaba4640 Год назад +3

    Cars that last decades
    BUT NOT 1 DAY MORE

  • @theshib277
    @theshib277 3 месяца назад

    1:39 i lost a door handle to ice alone as well lol

  • @DriverFrodo
    @DriverFrodo 10 месяцев назад

    0:37 is Škoda. Simple clever! xDD

  • @Edits_01677
    @Edits_01677 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hehehehehehe😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tovarishdimov3317
    @tovarishdimov3317 Год назад +5

    2:33 Deep cleaning

  • @edinidrizovikj8277
    @edinidrizovikj8277 8 месяцев назад +1

    R.I.P AUTO

  • @BMWFan975
    @BMWFan975 7 месяцев назад

    0:34 Škoda Octavia Mk 1 Combi

  • @Teimo420
    @Teimo420 15 дней назад

    2:20
    That one kid who says-
    Still water
    for those who know...:

  • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
    @dpunktgehpunkt5876 10 месяцев назад

    the first clip already killed me! xD
    greetings from germany AND EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT PRODUCES CARS THAT SCAM THE WHOLE WORLD!

  • @VivekAntoni
    @VivekAntoni Год назад +11

    Really glad to be a proud owner of Volkswagen Polo GT TSI😁😄

  • @kavinskysmith4094
    @kavinskysmith4094 7 месяцев назад

    You think this is bad, you should see GM, the door panels fell off, the inside filled with condensation and I had to hop over the back seats to kick the door open in the winter, and that was a 96, the 2001 fell apart and literally did that every single time it was payday
    needless to say, I still go to the Grand Prix Grand Prix episode of junkyard digs to laugh at their destruction like Christopher Walken in the bearenstein bears film
    and also with that last clip, jesus Onslow from Keeping Up Apperances and his ford taurus that did that would be proud lol

  • @zandioldjohn5203
    @zandioldjohn5203 8 месяцев назад

    So Funny 😂

  • @gordo26siegen
    @gordo26siegen 9 месяцев назад

    Und trotzdem immernoch besser als Ford oder Opel^^

  • @emergencyresponsevideosand4423
    @emergencyresponsevideosand4423 10 месяцев назад +1

    0:24 my body be like

  • @deym6001
    @deym6001 Год назад

    When i want close Window... Well it actually opening by his own XD instead of Rain its... Wow

  • @Felixcarvajal1
    @Felixcarvajal1 4 месяца назад

    The engineers did not care😂

  • @wesa2201
    @wesa2201 Год назад +2

    This is volkswagen musk

  • @Harryd06
    @Harryd06 Год назад +2

    0:42 😂😂😂 mk5

  • @orsche964
    @orsche964 Год назад +2

    سلام عليكم.......... وعليكم سلام ..... سلام عليكم ..... وعليكم سلام 2:47

  • @МухаммадИсламов-е3и

    😤 Volkswagen ✊👍Power 😤

  • @not_nickyay
    @not_nickyay Год назад +4

    0:00 - 0:14 true Giga Chads 🗿🍷✨

  • @welldell2349
    @welldell2349 11 месяцев назад

    0:53 White magician with black smoke

  • @anuplayzz8629
    @anuplayzz8629 11 месяцев назад

    I mean wolkswagen suv looks beast 😊

  • @ki2740
    @ki2740 Год назад

    (goolgle video)

  • @Cube-3710
    @Cube-3710 11 месяцев назад

    German engineering at it's finest!

  • @Concorde4711
    @Concorde4711 9 месяцев назад

    My VW Scirocco worked from 1984-2021 for 455000km

  • @eternalcrusader6922
    @eternalcrusader6922 Год назад +10

    Every car after to the end of its lifecycle becomes a volkswagen. (c)