David Mitchell's Codes to Live By | Would I Lie to You? Compilation | Would I Lie To You?

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  • @davidgroendyk8186
    @davidgroendyk8186 Год назад +528

    "Oh I'd put it between 6 and 9."
    That is one of the hardest times I've laughed on the show 😂😂😂

    • @TheRealRobertG
      @TheRealRobertG Год назад +5

      Oh you’re on the show now are you? 🤔

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris Год назад +55

      @@TheRealRobertG you did not just talk to bbc key grip david groendyk like that

    • @TheRealRobertG
      @TheRealRobertG Год назад +11

      @@benjaminqmorris Ach! I didn’t realize I was speaking to WILTY’s best boy.. I do apologize. Laugh “on”, sir.

  • @Elitist20
    @Elitist20 Год назад +874

    For me, the bookmark bit is the funniest ever moment on WILTY. We're ALL invested in David and Victoria's relationship.

    • @sapientcapricorn191
      @sapientcapricorn191 Год назад +60

      it was good to see them utilise the parasocial relationship we have with david and victorias marriage.

    • @miss-nomer
      @miss-nomer Год назад +83

      When it come to celebrity couples, David and Victoria (Mitchell) are the thinking man’s David and Victoria (Beckham).

    • @marshadirocca2550
      @marshadirocca2550 Год назад +55

      I love seeing David be a bit more proud of his jokes when Victoria’s on lol

    • @alejandroyepez
      @alejandroyepez Год назад +15

      Royal wedding and this

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 Год назад +15

      ​@@alejandroyepezI care about this relationship a Lot more than the royals!

  • @erenjaegerbomb8653
    @erenjaegerbomb8653 Год назад +110

    "That's exactly what she thinks" was delivered so brilliantly 😂 no one does maniacal glint quite like David

  • @TimTheH
    @TimTheH Год назад +161

    I loved the 'yes well off course i's true" moment

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard Год назад

      he made a whole video about it after all 🤣

  • @benruane6670
    @benruane6670 Год назад +71

    convinced this show is still going on just so david and lee can hang out and chat whilst the others just sit there and give the illusion of a gameshow

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 Год назад +230

    The bookmark one is one of the best. Any interaction between Victoria/David/Lee is great, and we get that in spades.
    Lee's teammates being supportive of Victoria and David while Lee is trolling is fun, and the "But also, David doesn't like you" comment and the resulting exchange is so good lol

  • @gwahkamolay142
    @gwahkamolay142 Год назад +89

    12:35 "adequate colleague" sums up the whole episode and their relationship

  • @CMDR_Verm
    @CMDR_Verm Год назад +242

    I love the expression on Victoria's face when the bookmark item was read out. Priceless!

    • @freqeist
      @freqeist 3 месяца назад

      she is priceless.

  • @cascade9584
    @cascade9584 Год назад +1133

    My favorite part of these is that for the true ones, David isn't even really trying to play the game anymore. He's so eager to share his worldview through these codes, and is deadly serious and earnest in his passionate explanation of the cards' content.

    • @richardmullan6158
      @richardmullan6158 Год назад +13

      Except, he is playing the game, moreso in fact. Your opinion only comes from after the fact of knowing whether its true or not. So its waffle. Like all comments on here

    • @adriangray6758
      @adriangray6758 Год назад

      LG sound bar his stop remote from working

    • @Thatsnotmyhandle
      @Thatsnotmyhandle Год назад +26

      @@richardmullan6158well at least none of the comments are as condescending as yours

    • @drdassler
      @drdassler Год назад +5

      @@Thatsnotmyhandle he'd get a 'C-' for grammar & punctuation too. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @samprizeman4509
      @samprizeman4509 Год назад

      @@richardmullan6158you talk hash browns mate

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic Год назад +152

    Fair play to the producer who prepared the “Lie” card at the last minute at the end to save a long drawn out divorce process

  • @chriswilko18
    @chriswilko18 8 месяцев назад +13

    12:28 "But he doesn't hate me, right?" *Everyone turns to look at David* ---Noooo. 🤣 Kills me every time.

  • @kieranclarges2514
    @kieranclarges2514 Год назад +84

    I love Victorias face when says he moves her bookmarks... You can almost see her noticing time they've moved.

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 Год назад +12

      Or being worried that it might happen

  • @tornado4376
    @tornado4376 Год назад +27

    Cannot get over how dead his eyes look while he shouts "absolutely not"

  • @richin2123
    @richin2123 Год назад +90

    Shuffling someone's bookmarks is absolutely the work of an evil genius!! That said, I've got to admit that David and Victoria really are the perfect couple! David is totally my hero!

    • @paulgerardhosty9909
      @paulgerardhosty9909 Год назад +6

      I have just realised that those are the first names of the Beckham's, as well. At first I thought I was so mistaken as to be going slightly mad. At 03:58 am!

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@paulgerardhosty9909 David should bring out a scent. It could be called "Whiff".

  • @VickyF_
    @VickyF_ Год назад +20

    I share Davids feelings about pens 🖊. I love pens. I will lend you it, and then obsess internally until i get it back 😂

  • @egalomon
    @egalomon Год назад +452

    I love the pen bit. It's so petty, David makes himself look extremely unhinged and psychopathic, Miles is GLUED to the story and Lee does what he does best

    • @ProuvaireJean
      @ProuvaireJean Год назад +92

      Who is the more unhinged and psychopathic though? The man rightfully concerned for the fate of his pens, or the callous liar and brutal killer?

    • @prestonburnett5410
      @prestonburnett5410 Год назад +20

      The pen bit reminds me of the behind-the-scenes Mitchell and Webb sketch where Mitchell elaborately refuses to lend Webb a pen.

    • @hollybigelow5337
      @hollybigelow5337 Год назад +15

      I also enjoy it, even if it is a bit painful in places. You can tell Lee thought the percentage chance it was a lie is about the same percentage David thought the Wok cookbook was a lie, and he thought it would make for great drama. You can also kind of see David realizing the comedy gold about to unfold and grudgingly decides it’s worth it. I do often wonder what went on behind the scenes after that particular episode was filmed.

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 Год назад +18

      I don't get this attitude.... because I feel the same way about pens. There's quite a few of us. I realise this is just a comment on a RUclips clip, no matter, but calling it "psychopathic" is way, way off.

    • @laks1616
      @laks1616 Год назад +4

      OCD is more like it

  • @davebowman6497
    @davebowman6497 Год назад +35

    Two of my absolute favourite panel show regulars here. I've always fantasised about Victoria and David in the same team. One percent chance of disaster, 99 percent chance of hilarious.
    And here it is! And it is in fact ...

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Год назад +25

    I have now attempted a modified version of Jazzy Cornflakes (Not a chocolate-flavoured things person) with Strawberry Milk. Lovely!

  • @TukikoTroy
    @TukikoTroy Год назад +18

    And THAT's where our licence fee goes! A perfectly fine pen snapped in half just to get a laugh... I'll get the petition started.

    • @blucat4
      @blucat4 4 месяца назад +1

      @Jamie_Pritchard 😂

  • @patrickturner2417
    @patrickturner2417 Год назад +43

    2:48....look at how intently Miles is listening.....
    "The worlds fate depends on you getting this one right, Miles!!"
    12:41...."i still find you an adequate colleague"
    Higher praise has never been given.....

  • @robabob1001
    @robabob1001 Год назад +52

    So many best moments 'so unnoteworthy to be in itself noteworthy' 'it is in fact a failure in personal hygiene' 'just to do with things shes said or done' 'yes those are the main two types'

  • @rockets4kids
    @rockets4kids Год назад +33

    Turns out "Jazzy Corn Flakes" are a real thing -- and they even appear to be chocolate corn flakes.

  • @StarWarrior91
    @StarWarrior91 Год назад +13

    “Normal would be an exaggeration.” 😂

  • @danielnoriega5200
    @danielnoriega5200 Год назад +45

    When David got back home after he lost the pen he cried himself to sleep

    • @paulgerardhosty9909
      @paulgerardhosty9909 Год назад +3

      I'm exactly the same if I lend someone my pen, it's as if my life gets put on hold until I get it back. I must admit that I begin to doubt my sanity at that stage.

    • @John_Smith_60
      @John_Smith_60 6 месяцев назад +4

      And the next day, he broke into Lee's house and moved all his bookmarks.

    • @blucat4
      @blucat4 4 месяца назад

      @@John_Smith_60 😂

  • @andrea_7194
    @andrea_7194 Год назад +53

    The only thing I don't like about this show is that there's never a small section after each round where they get to expand and talk in more detail about their card etc...

    • @FerDoug
      @FerDoug Год назад +11

      You have to think they discuss i further, they must, it's natural. It's such a shame they don't show it, the show should be twice as long and feature more of this.

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 7 месяцев назад

      i could’ve sworn they used to on older episodes but i might be getting it mixed up with other panel shows

  • @maxdecphoenix
    @maxdecphoenix Год назад +9

    when i clicked this, no video loaded. just a black screen. Knowing David, as i do, I kinda feel like this is right.

  • @loqkLoqkson
    @loqkLoqkson Год назад +24

    David Mitchell is so humble. if I was as accomplished as David Mitchell, I'd be constantly bringing up in conversation that I was accomplished enough to be married to Victoria Coren Mitchell, who seems to only suffer fools in the most British way possible.

  • @brandongordon7511
    @brandongordon7511 Год назад +25

    That pen was dead to me. David you rock

  • @THP999
    @THP999 Год назад +16

    This is some of their very best. Really enjoyed this one

  • @Mine4062
    @Mine4062 Год назад +7

    9:37 "Yes that's exactly what she thinks!" 😆😆

  • @navajyoth814
    @navajyoth814 4 месяца назад +3

    0:52 The anticipation of something nice happening is almost invariably nicer than the thing itself has to be the millennial motto.

  • @Semisonic56
    @Semisonic56 Год назад +123

    Mitchellism. A philosophy we should all live by.

    • @bruuhhhh
      @bruuhhhh Год назад +28

      And I don't think that's too grandiose a term to describe it

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Год назад +12

      And it's not a term so unnoteworthy that it becomes noteworthy!

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Год назад +4

      The world would be a nightmare. David is lovely but if everyone was like him, it would be hell on earth.

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 Год назад +11

    9:25 The series of looks on VCM’s face! 😆

  • @mr-boo
    @mr-boo Год назад +4

    What a gem!

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 Год назад +7

    The humour on this show is amazing 😭😭 lol 😂

  • @eddy2fast260
    @eddy2fast260 Год назад +7

    I m older than colour tv and i have to say
    " this show is in the top 10 of all time "

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined Год назад +13

    Of course the pen thing was true! What were you thinking, Lee??!!?

  • @pennygreening9210
    @pennygreening9210 Год назад +9

    I can't bear to rewatch the pen one

    • @philhill5510
      @philhill5510 Год назад

      Philip 9th March will not allow y 13:33

  • @giajensen1689
    @giajensen1689 Месяц назад

    Love the ”no,no,no”- comment and ”when I put that pen down it was ded to me”. And ofcourse ”if there was a comedian in here”.😂

  • @francinejones2524
    @francinejones2524 Год назад +6

    I love the pen policy. I am exactly the same with pens!!

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love the bit with him and his wife Victoria!

  • @LottaNoise
    @LottaNoise Год назад +7

    Any sensible person shares David’s attitude to pens. My personal refinement is that no-one is allowed to use my fountain pens so I keep the odd very cheap satan stick (biro) for those insensitives who ask to borrow a pen.

  • @fluffandbutts7955
    @fluffandbutts7955 Год назад +57

    David and Victora make so much sense and fit so well as a couple that it loops back around to being unbelievable.

  • @profilefeather
    @profilefeather Год назад +3

    Honestly the chocolate milk with cornflakes is a genius idea

  • @srini1635
    @srini1635 3 месяца назад +1

    Was rather hard looking at a teary eyed David with visible disappointment, as Lee broke his pen.

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 Год назад +6

    david really brings out the absolutely best in lee mack LOL

  • @AECEntertainment
    @AECEntertainment 4 месяца назад

    That was such a well scripted well thought out and well presented program, both mum and i love the musical film, but having seen all sources, we feel a deeper connection with the characters. So thank you very much.

  • @tony2shanks
    @tony2shanks 6 месяцев назад +1

    How can someone be so funny? He just cracks me up 😅

  • @dinnafash11
    @dinnafash11 Год назад +18

    "It's not perfectly reasonable" 😂

  • @eldritchbf8223
    @eldritchbf8223 Год назад +2

    david looks like a smug little fly rubbing his hands together at 0:27

  • @alistairjclark2433
    @alistairjclark2433 Год назад +4

    Isn't there an old Mitchell and Webb skit about David needing Robert to sign a contract to borrow his pen, I knew it was true immediately based on this old skit

  • @dusty3913
    @dusty3913 10 месяцев назад +3

    The look of utter disappointment on David’s face when Lee destroys the pen. It makes me feel so sad; I’m a pen lover sympathizer.

  • @billjensen51
    @billjensen51 Год назад +4

    David is the best

  • @jacobunderwood8517
    @jacobunderwood8517 Год назад +2

    My fav show!

  • @DRSHANKER
    @DRSHANKER Год назад +7

    everyone knows it's brown bread with white for dessert, but the real secret is he actually loves brown bread.

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 Год назад +3

    I hadn’t seen that first clip before, and got a jolt of delight from the sight of Steph McGovern. Theres something intoxicating about her melange of accents, particularly when coming out of _her_ face. 😍

  • @lynseybeswick1225
    @lynseybeswick1225 2 месяца назад

    That was a fab roast on David by the woman who suggested he may not be as boring as he appears 😂

  • @Tom-vm2wh
    @Tom-vm2wh Год назад +4

    Miles Jupp makes every lie more enjoyable.

  • @patriciaitalia
    @patriciaitalia Месяц назад

    It's amazing and wonderful how much so many of us are invested in David and Victoria's relationship.

  • @dundermifflinity
    @dundermifflinity 5 месяцев назад

    Every single person in that studio, celebrity and audience member alike, were about to jump on David for “jazzy cornflakes” until he said “chocolate milk”
    “Oooohh!!” 😂

  • @immobileaf9762
    @immobileaf9762 Год назад +1

    This channel is back!!! Really great edit

  • @giajensen1689
    @giajensen1689 Месяц назад

    David does not hate me? And the most untrue ”no” ever! 😂

  • @ShiningEyeBrigade
    @ShiningEyeBrigade Месяц назад

    A wonderful modeling of how to laugh at once self.

  • @anotheruserism
    @anotheruserism 2 месяца назад

    What I'd like is the pen story immeadiately followed by anotehr story where Lee asks for an item and David hesitates and Lee admits that he has form and understands why David is hesitant.

  • @howiehughes5507
    @howiehughes5507 Год назад +30

    He wrote that pen off as soon as he gave the pen to Lee

  • @jackmendl942
    @jackmendl942 Год назад +3

    Please can you make subtitles available for the deaf and hard of hearing. Thanks.

  • @bluebellwood4287
    @bluebellwood4287 Год назад +2

    David is my pen twin.

  • @foucault8964
    @foucault8964 Год назад +8

    “I literally never thought of it until now.” Lie.

  • @falutzel7942
    @falutzel7942 Год назад

    Just the first ever 2 time ept winner and 5 random strangers ❤

  • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
    @uNhlanhlakaSithole Год назад +1

    "I think he might" 😂

  • @shekharyadav380
    @shekharyadav380 Год назад +12

    Love Lee but breaking the pen was a shitty move!

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Год назад

    CORNFLAKES CORNFLAKES CORNFLAKES ...Wasnt that THE YOUNG ONES ??? I love David

  • @TheRealRobertG
    @TheRealRobertG Год назад +2

    9:55 *RELATIONSHIP GOALS*

  • @_Ekaros
    @_Ekaros Год назад +9

    Biggest problem was David actually eating cornflakes... Just not possible. They weren't so popular in Tudor Britain.

  • @speakatron5634
    @speakatron5634 Год назад +7

    I like Lee Mack, I do, but I love David.

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Год назад +3

    And there was I thinking I was a bit odd because I read 4 or 5 books at any one time!

  • @OffRampTourist
    @OffRampTourist Год назад +5

    Fun!

  • @dollyweaver7048
    @dollyweaver7048 Год назад

    I think he was talking about me with the pen one. 😂

  • @Bassario
    @Bassario Год назад +9

    To be married to Victoria would be something else she has always been mesmerising.

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 2 месяца назад

    the face david made when lee broke the pen was the same one he made when lee told them he was invited to the royal wedding and they werent.

  • @travelwell6049
    @travelwell6049 8 месяцев назад

    Listening to David explain why he has chocolate milk on a Cornflakes on the Friday and then remembering that I have Cacao in my overnight oats only on a Friday.

  • @malahammer
    @malahammer Год назад +2

    10:41 She rescued him

  • @pedterson
    @pedterson Месяц назад

    10:49 where is the ghostly Jimmy Carr laugh coming from?

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 3 месяца назад

    "Why wouldn't you put the milk in first and then the cereal."
    Because he's not a monster.

  • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
    @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 3 месяца назад

    Resistant crunchiness.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Год назад +1

    5:00 The face of a man who was bullied throughout his school career.

  • @007HPeter
    @007HPeter 10 месяцев назад +1

    10:50 swear I can hear jimmy carr.

  • @Liwet.
    @Liwet. Год назад +1

    Who's the lady on Lee's right in the third segment?

  • @deborahfoxley6762
    @deborahfoxley6762 2 месяца назад

    Lee and David play comedic ping pong

  • @Nevolet
    @Nevolet 11 месяцев назад +1

    reads between 7-8 books at a time..ofcourse that has to be a lie...i would become completly uninterested if i juggled books like that. I usually read a book from cover to cover in a day or two..there is no way i' starting a new until i finished the first.

    • @graceyeah3926
      @graceyeah3926 11 месяцев назад +4

      okay but - and this is crazy - you and victoria coren mitchell are different people

  • @kidswidcrayons
    @kidswidcrayons Год назад

    Cornflakes and toklat milk sounds bangin

  • @silversleeper1193
    @silversleeper1193 Год назад +14

    As an avid bookworm I genuinely don’t understand why they kept saying it was such an awful thing to do. Like yes, it is a petty revenge, but a truly awful thing to do would be to throw the entire book out.

    • @MuzzyBarker
      @MuzzyBarker Год назад +6

      She would know if eight books of hers disappeared every time she had a problem with David. The bookmark scheme could go on for years.

    • @beomgguks970
      @beomgguks970 Год назад +8

      In a healthy marriage you shouldn’t ruin what the other person enjoys just because you have a petty grievance with them. Getting all confused with reading a book because your bookmarks were messed with doesn’t warrant divorce or abuse, I 100% grant that, but it’s just an inconsiderate thing of a partner to do instead of maybe discussing their reason for being irritated with them. If a partner would do that IMO it’s a sign of emotional immaturity and no willingness for conflict resolution.

    • @silversleeper1193
      @silversleeper1193 Год назад +3

      @@beomgguks970 I completely agree it’s not a good or healthy thing to do. I’m just saying on the scale of things one could do while annoyed with their significant other, this is on the low end for me, while they were making a big deal out of how AWFUL it was. I’m sure it was probably mostly for comedic effect, the joke just fell flat for me because my response if someone did that to me would be an eye roll over their immaturity, not “HOW DARE YOU?”

    • @blazypika2
      @blazypika2 Год назад +3

      it's an awful tging to do because you're ruining the reading experience by doing that.

    • @Actingskint
      @Actingskint Год назад

      It’s a healthy injection of Gaslighting 😂

  • @Pininfarina81
    @Pininfarina81 21 день назад

    "It's not perfectly reasonable." 😅

  • @cmtippens9209
    @cmtippens9209 8 месяцев назад

    Ah...but just because he hasn't done the bookmark thing doesn't mean he never thought about doing it. 😆

  • @ChaosPootato
    @ChaosPootato Год назад +3

    "ABSOLUTELY NOT"

  • @jamiesimms7084
    @jamiesimms7084 5 месяцев назад

    Does any other English person call it Chocolate Milkshake (not just a the thick stuff like McDonald's) because I'm beginning to wonder if I've lost my mind.

  • @ellaumpleby4399
    @ellaumpleby4399 Год назад +1

    Hahahahah, so funny, I love him so much!! Wish he was my husband, nay, my lover. Shame he’s not greek cud that’s my type

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor Год назад +1

    Nice to have confirmation that David subscribes to the gray man theory.

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 10 месяцев назад

    How many people think he said the bookmark one was a lie to save his marriage/upset Lee?

  • @carked5707
    @carked5707 Год назад +4

    A beard an achievement or failure in personal hygiene. Hehhe