🤣🤣 The funniest thing I have heard in my entire life "its hard to be surprised when you walk home like a lobster" 🤣This is the episode I will share with everyone I know to get them to listen to the podcast 🥳
Hatland I met you on Saturday in Spokane and I just want to thank you for talking to me and my friend. It really made my week getting to chat with one of my favorite comedians ever. Never lose steam.. everything you do is pure art and joy! Also, marry me and move back to Canada 😂😂❤
Harland you are the f@%kn best improvisator on the planet. Your guest Crystal played along at the same level! The best podcast guest you have had ! Great flow!
Wow Harland I hope you read this someday so I was finally able to tell you how much I love your comedy and everyone I mean everyone I know when I bring you up says "Oh yeah I know that guy he's hilarious!" Please keep up the great work with this podcast you are doing a fantastic job! ✌
I listened to the audio version earlier. Had to come check out the video to see what she looks like. Good lord. Face matches the voice. I would never get tired of her affection.
And here I thought having a dwarf dentist digging around in my mouth for 2 hrs was going to be the highlight of the day until I started this one, Guy!!
Her voice is so soothing, she immediately makes me feel calm. I'd be all over a woman with a voice like hers period but being a super hottie on top of that?! Great Gilbert of Gilgamesh!!
I love her speaking dynamic could you imagine the kind of depth you'd have in a relationship with her. Also when she wiped off the cucumber, I immediately imagined her doing that to my
All the dynamic laughs! The two of yous made me go right to scissoring. The First Date bit was right on que-cumber. This message of love comes from the floor.
I've never seen her comedy, and I will, but I learned more about women, as a man, on this podcast than I thought possible. She cut away all my concerns with her fantastic insight and pair of .....scissors🤣
EMTs are NOT usually the first to respond to an emergency. It's the police. There's a reason why EMTs and fire personnel are referred to as Second Responders.
“Do me a flavor” and come do a show near Cincinnati. I’ve been a Type 1 diabetic for 20 years and according to my #1 news source (this podcast) I could lose my leg, guy.
Cada uno de estos episodios es una obra de arte de la comedia y la improvisación,, gracias Each of these episodes is a work of art of comedy and improvisation, thank you.
Good lord, she reeeally went for the throat with that missionary waddle joke....😬 thought she agreed to keep it pg an drop scissoring and sexual stuff... not cool lady, not cool lol😂😂
"Passat" are Winds (Passatwinds) that the sailors in Kolumbus times had to deal with. VW generally uses Wind and Storm names as their car names. Like Scirocco... So the fart kiiinda works :D Love the pod as always ! Shoutout from Austria.
I don't like how she comes off too pretty to really smile and laugh, WORRIED ABOUT SHOWING WRINKLES OR SOMETHING... 58:15 She had to face away and cover her mouth. HARLAND IS TOO FUNNY 😂
If you watch Hardland Highway, surely you understand that her trying not to laugh is at the core of the game Harland plays with his guests. That's the challenge he issues them. He's going to try his level best to troll them with their own shtick. If they successfully 'yes and' him, they win, but they enter into the Harlandverse. If he makes them break or no-sell his bits, he wins, and he gets to barrel the camera. Either way is hilarious. The entire eyeshadow bit that he does is Harland making fun of Crystal for exactly what you said, to her face. He made her the straight woman, and she took it in stride as well as anyone else that's been on, and I've watched just about all of them now. Compare her to Harland on Rogan. She's no selling his bits, yes, but she's not stepping on them. She allows him to stay in that zone that she's reacting to negatively without changing the subject, and her not reacting becomes what's funny. When she gets that waddle jab in at 1:07:20 I think that's the hardest I've seen someone make Harland laugh. May or may not go watch her comedy about how men and women are different, but as a Hardland guest, top notch imo.
Scissor me Timbers guy 😳 Harland is a master of holding eye contact. What a treat
How can someone not break out in laughter for so long around Harland? 🤣 he's too damn funny.
She's dead inside
The lobster bit finally got her haha.
Theo's gotta be the next on the #harlandhighway
G A N G G A N G
It would be awesome to see how much he sucks as a human compared to Harlan! :)
Got to get Theodore on there. Good call
🤣🤣 The funniest thing I have heard in my entire life "its hard to be surprised when you walk home like a lobster" 🤣This is the episode I will share with everyone I know to get them to listen to the podcast 🥳
So funny 😂
Hatland I met you on Saturday in Spokane and I just want to thank you for talking to me and my friend. It really made my week getting to chat with one of my favorite comedians ever. Never lose steam.. everything you do is pure art and joy! Also, marry me and move back to Canada 😂😂❤
the camera look at 11:48
LOLOLOL
Thanks Harland 😏👀 @1:06:04 his look at the camera afterwards... 😂😂😂
God this Is the best podcast ever. You're the best Harland
Great one here Har Har. Think we could get one with The Memphis Strangler William Montgomery? That would be the funniest show ever.
The big red machine
This is the only podcast that makes me laugh out loud each episode. Got me with the table toe smash call back this time (49:53)😂
All these butterfly kisses have me feeling lighter than a feather on the moon, thanks guy!
These delicate and tender butterfly kisses convinced me to like and subscribe
Kinda needed more
@@MonsieurDrobot 🦋💋🦋💋🦋💋
This whole pod was killer dude hahahahaha both of you were hilarious, gotta watch this again
What a bombshell! 💣 And the guest is nice too!
The looks on his face when she was talking about scissoring 👀... PRICELESS 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Scissoring on the cave floor" Harland's new hour
"I do like attractive women a lot...not to like scissor or anything." 😂
Harland you are the f@%kn best improvisator on the planet. Your guest Crystal played along at the same level! The best podcast guest you have had ! Great flow!
Wow Harland I hope you read this someday so I was finally able to tell you how much I love your comedy and everyone I mean everyone I know when I bring you up says "Oh yeah I know that guy he's hilarious!" Please keep up the great work with this podcast you are doing a fantastic job! ✌
“Well it is cream filled…” and that look to the camera 🤣🤣🤣🤣
24:23 - hahaha you're a treat Harland..
The look at the camera after the stretching session before the wooden shoe had me dying.
This is my new favorite podcast.
Very funny. Harland introduce the person at the beginning lol
Thank you for getting her to stretch. Damn, I nominate her Queen of the Hitters. Gives Yeonmi Parks a run for money.
🏋🏽♂️🏋🏽♂️🏋🏽♂️ heavies.
연미? 쀍! 🤢
I listened to the audio version earlier. Had to come check out the video to see what she looks like. Good lord. Face matches the voice. I would never get tired of her affection.
The chemistry between them is fun, great podcast!
And here I thought having a dwarf dentist digging around in my mouth for 2 hrs was going to be the highlight of the day until I started this one, Guy!!
stick to your day job kiddo, that statement was so cringeworthy
Wow. She’s super funny. What a sense of humor.
Lol
Sarcasm I hope😮
@@Markpattoned 100% I worry for those who thought it wasn't
Lil frigid but shes a smokeshow, cant expect it all.
👆👆simp simp alert ! Simp
The camera cutting back to the kitten’s eyes judging me added a hilarious layer to this lasagna
That look he gave to camera after asking Crystal to stretch 😂😂 1:06:19. Thank you Harland, thank you, you’re the breast!
When Harland bites the chocolate instead of the raspberry 🤣
15:30 Harland freakin kills me man so damn silly 😆
“Rollover onto Oonk”. LMAO!!!
Walking home like a lobster!!! Love the podcast, best pod out there by far!!! ☮ 🤣🤣🤣😂
Her voice is so soothing, she immediately makes me feel calm. I'd be all over a woman with a voice like hers period but being a super hottie on top of that?! Great Gilbert of Gilgamesh!!
I love her speaking dynamic could you imagine the kind of depth you'd have in a relationship with her. Also when she wiped off the cucumber, I immediately imagined her doing that to my
Thanks!
That cucumber took me out! 😂😂😂
That's what she said.
@@RD-qb7sd ba dum tis
harland on the relationship thing is on point. Fresh and fit.
Harland you are the best. Great guests and so light hearted. Please keep this thing going waddle man
I’m just glad podcasting has become a more visual medium. Wow!
Silver fox har reins in the honeys like no one else in podcasting.
This episode was all over for me two minutes in , with rounding .
This woman stole my heart… Also, Mockingbird is TX. Cali is Gull ya lunatic
I hope I get to see her this Friday down in LA
I'm learning so much.
Harland and the angry lady eat vegetables
lol this went by lightning, i loved it
So 30 minutes in, I was treating this as a guessing game "What's My Line" and I'm glad he finally said it because I would have never guessed.
Harland at his best . Love it
Jerusalem artichokes, aka 'sunchokes', are somewhat similar to potatoes but have inulin and are good for preventing diabetes.
Crystal Marie is mí new favorite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻Great episode🛣
As a man I didn't listen to any of this but it was on the whole time in the background
All the dynamic laughs! The two of yous made me go right to scissoring. The First Date bit was right on que-cumber. This message of love comes from the floor.
I love her, so much grace 😍
I've never seen her comedy, and I will, but I learned more about women, as a man, on this podcast than I thought possible. She cut away all my concerns with her fantastic insight and pair of .....scissors🤣
What a Funny, Lovely Lady!
28:33 oh man you guys had me crying hahahahahaha
Oh Harland Harland Harland. Your arguably one of the funniest people ever
She should seriously be a relationship counselor for real
Shes Adam Carolla's gf
EMTs are NOT usually the first to respond to an emergency. It's the police. There's a reason why EMTs and fire personnel are referred to as Second Responders.
Harland is so damn clever lmao!
Lmaoooo the fucking cucumber thank you
Harland laying it on thick in the beginning, shooters shoot 😂
Very pretty, getting some serious Jami Gertz vibes, hilarious conversation. Ya'll are great together
God I love Harland. Have a great time at Marie Callender’s tonight 🐬🐬🐬
Link good sir ? 😅
lookin all fancy and shit
handled her "cruel" moments (icy attacks?) with such compassion and humor, well played
cruel? you ever have a gf before, this was basically two kids goofing around
I loved her even tempered energy. It's a seldom used comedic device nowadays, but she wields it well.
“Do me a flavor” and come do a show near Cincinnati. I’ve been a Type 1 diabetic for 20 years and according to my #1 news source (this podcast) I could lose my leg, guy.
54:30 LMFAO yoooo shit spot on 💀🤣
"Emotional Lasagna," a great concept!
Individuality, you have to love it, such a gift if you embrace it. Love to laugh and you my friend are pretty humorous..
Harland looking directly at the camera, during the sexy talk, whilst munching on cucumbers is hysterical.
when Harlan looks at the camera when she says clitoris 😂
She seems pretty cool. Her confidence is definitely attractive
I take back my opinion. As I continue to watch, she’s definitely “the chick” that keeps bringing up stuff.
@@pennywiseflyz9130 her on the adam carolla show the other day was unbearable.
Where is the video of the next episode?
Cada uno de estos episodios es una obra de arte de la comedia y la improvisación,, gracias Each of these episodes is a work of art of comedy and improvisation, thank you.
1:06:00 “ The Stretch “
Nice
Harland is the funniest man in the whole wide world.
Harland is funny asf
There personality’s match good
This shi was funny asf
It took me 30 mins before I realized Harland was on this pod
Shout out, comedian/EMT sister.
Great Ep as usual Guy...Wanna see Kim Congdon on next, it would be very weird but Gold, I'm Cereal Keep it up👌🏽
31:19 great observation... 😂
Can we get an official playlist for the podcast so it works with RUclips Music pleaseeeee
Good lord, she reeeally went for the throat with that missionary waddle joke....😬 thought she agreed to keep it pg an drop scissoring and sexual stuff... not cool lady, not cool lol😂😂
Sold she’s great !
Metabolisms don’t slow down as previously thought. There were studies that came out two years ago.
A great name for a band would be scissor juice😂
This woman got some chill in her to make it through the whole show an stay on point! And she funny af!!👍🏼
Where is she from or what or what lol
"Passat" are Winds (Passatwinds) that the sailors in Kolumbus times had to deal with. VW generally uses Wind and Storm names as their car names. Like Scirocco... So the fart kiiinda works :D Love the pod as always ! Shoutout from Austria.
Can’t get enough of the ol’ Harland Highway! ☺️
That white dot on his cheek the entire time..why didn't she tell him???
"HOME OF THE WHOPPER"
🤣💀
I love this
I don't like how she comes off too pretty to really smile and laugh, WORRIED ABOUT SHOWING WRINKLES OR SOMETHING... 58:15 She had to face away and cover her mouth. HARLAND IS TOO FUNNY 😂
If you watch Hardland Highway, surely you understand that her trying not to laugh is at the core of the game Harland plays with his guests. That's the challenge he issues them. He's going to try his level best to troll them with their own shtick. If they successfully 'yes and' him, they win, but they enter into the Harlandverse. If he makes them break or no-sell his bits, he wins, and he gets to barrel the camera. Either way is hilarious. The entire eyeshadow bit that he does is Harland making fun of Crystal for exactly what you said, to her face. He made her the straight woman, and she took it in stride as well as anyone else that's been on, and I've watched just about all of them now. Compare her to Harland on Rogan. She's no selling his bits, yes, but she's not stepping on them. She allows him to stay in that zone that she's reacting to negatively without changing the subject, and her not reacting becomes what's funny. When she gets that waddle jab in at 1:07:20 I think that's the hardest I've seen someone make Harland laugh. May or may not go watch her comedy about how men and women are different, but as a Hardland guest, top notch imo.
Nothing better than butterfly kisses on the highway 🦋 😘
I don't know if men or women are better at communicating. All I know is Harland is the best when it comes to slurp communicating. 42:20
Amazing episode Harland
She's a comedian? I would have never guessed that.
Harland you're the man already, but I got rid of my waddle (runs in the family) with self fat destroying injections and cryofreezing.
This one will probably get great views