Ruining Roman History with Bad Translations | StarvHarv | History Teacher Reacts
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How many times a day do you think about the Roman Empire? Today, you're going to get MORE Roman things to think about! StarvHarv is back with bad Roman history translations. As always, Mr. Terry explains the history behind the jokes!
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He protecc
He attack
But most importantly
He always comes back
YOU MEAN BULGARIAN? It says He's name is Bulgarian
*bacc
William Afton
@@bathamsteryt But HE prefer call HIM HE.
@PAINNN666 HE/BULGARIAN is BULGARIAN 's pronouns actually
Theory #3: Justin, the narrator, is one of He’s closest allies. After seeing the negligence he has been given by modern historians, Justin decided to tell his stories of He and his adventures to Matt, a publisher, in hopes of His contributions to society becoming known. As part of the agreement to publish the book of his adventures, Matt allowed StarvHarv to upload retellings of these stories onto RUclips to more reach a more younger generation, and these videos are the result of that partnership.
No
But
Yes
I am proud to announce that this week, I have taken upon myself the task of figuring out all the information we have on HIM. I have noted down all data about HIM from all videos featuring HIM. Next, I will make HIS timeline, after which I will write HIS story. The document will follow.
Replying so i get updated on the documents upload
@@wildmoose3979me too
@@wildmoose3979same
Replying so I get an updateeee
You mean Bulgarian? We find out that His Name is Bulgarian
He gained his rebirth and strenght powers from consuming Bulgarian yogurt, it all makes sense now!
Also, He being the first player makes sense, recall in the Cold War video of "He already played this game twice".
No He's name is Bulgarian
No, he has bulgarian blood in him, hes naturally invincible
@@SuperTailsMiles Bulgarian life expectancy statistics come exclusively from immigrants, native people are eternal and therefore don't have death years
If Marc Antony was the first emperor, rome doesn’t exist for much longer than his rule. Augustus’ only flaw was his successor.
Not really. Tiberius was actually a pretty competent emperor. The whole "treason" debacle was for the most part just the Senate doing what it does best, propaganda. Plus, all the great choices Augustus had or could've had, died before being able to come to fruition.
Marc Anthony did something really stupid once. Caesar had given instructions to take the wheat to Rome because they had no food. Anthony took it and left it kept and didn’t distribute it to the starving people “because Caesar hadn’t specified that the wheat was meant to be distributed”. I would write “LOL”, but people starving is too serious to write that
People think the gladiator battles in the colliseum drew a large crowd, but chariot races drew crowds over DOUBLE the size of the one at gladiator battles.
We've got HIM, HER, YOU and Justin. We need more lore on these godlike entities
I think "I" has some wacky lore too
@@pandorasangel2747I saw death…
What if he was actually born in Lithuania to start off but after establishing cities in Spain, they let him live in one of the cities so that when he died, he’d revive in Spain and that’s how he could be born in Spain
Another theory:
I think He actually only has 2 deaths still despite dying in this episode for the third time. The first death, as we should know, was during the Battle of Lava. That is 100% a He death. The third death we know was on a Friday. It could not have referred to the first death we covered, as his first death occurred on Thursday, September 3rd 1914. It’s the second death that has me thinking that He only has 2 deaths. The description of the second “death” only gives us that he died in battle. We don’t know which battle he died in, or if it was recent, which leads me to believe that the second “death” was just a description of his first death, maybe as a tribute to his life.
First it was *HE*
Then it was *SHE*
And now we have *ME*
Who is going to be the next character to make an apperance in this StarvHarv Translation Universe?
They
You forget French Tourist was between she and me there
it's gonna be YOU
IT
THEY have already come. Remember General Louvre? Light Sambor? King Michael? Maybe we could even rope in Ronald Regan and Hitler. Point is, THEY are the other characters in the story.
Other Lores:
Me
You
It (places, things, and advertisements)
She (Once she appears enough)
The Reman Empire got banished into Elder Scrolls.
Tbf, Reman's life sounds like it's from Roman mythology. Especially how he was supposedly born.
More like the Reman Dynasty actually, or more commonly known as the Second Empire. Warhammer Fantasy has an actual Reman Empire
When you war so hard in ancient times that you end up killing more people than physically possible in the area.
He will later be reincarnated in Spain. That's why he set up cities there.
I think balgarian or just known as HE, is some kind of siren.
HE's siren powers are the appilite to teleport and travil thro time, hence why HE shows up in rome and in morden history; HE is not immortal, HE just teleports to a new era becus HE dose side quest to get better wapons and level up for the main missions.
and if HE dies, HE just get's recontrucktid at the nearrist NEW-U stations.
and the GAME 1-3 is HE doing normal, THBM and UHBM.
Not sure it's the right niche but for anyone's interested in the Traditional meaning of Rome I hotly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series on the subject
The question how often I think about Rome and why is pretty easy to answer… I’m looking several times a week if oversimplified has dropped The 2nd Punic War. And I’m crying myself to sleep every time
Lame
2:02 - That's how it is in Bulgarian. We call it Rim and the Riman Empire.
I just passed the point in the video where you mentioned that Nero "lost his mind", and that reminded me of a really interesting thing I heard recently. I think it may have been one of Simon Whistler's videos, but it touched on the fact that since most of roman plumbing was done with lead piping, lead poisoning could explain the excessive violence seen in roman culture, and the seemingly higher amount of psychotic disorders documented as displayed by roman people.
"I've reacted to all of his bad translation videos now"
Me: *X to doubt*
There's still the 2 exploring the worst translations, the one about the fallen angels and stuff and the video games one
I think about the Roman Empire two or three times a week.
To answer the opening question: I don't think about the Roman Empire as frequently as many other people here, but I _do_ sometimes think of that mighty state, because I am interested in both history and literature (I have a book of Shakespeare's works, including his play on Julius Caesar).
As for the rest of the video, I found both StarvHarv's work and your reaction to it quite amusing! Google Translate really succeeded in ruining Rome, from making Romulus an emperor and combining Claudius and Nero into "King Claudius Nero" (almost a _Hamlet_ character) to transporting Ulysses S Grant III to Roman times! Also, I find it interesting that "I" is Justin and HE is Bulgarian. Let's search for some Bulgarian male names that HE might have!
Thanks for the video!
His name could just literally be "Bulgarian", rather than being a Bulgarian name.
@@Insert_Bland_Name_Here That's what I was thinking! Either He has a Bulgarian name, or, as you said, He is simply "Bulgarian".
Thanks for the comment!
2:07 Reman Empire? We already have it in The Elder Scrolls.
Ever since that meme started I think I have been thinking about the Roman empire at least once a day
"Both"
Didnt know he did rome. Nice
Probably because you're not subscribed
14:15 Diocletian did not divide the Empire in East and West that comes later .....Diocletian is the Tetrarchy guy .... with 2 Senior Augusti and 2 Junior Caesars
Apparently 'He' is an unlockable character in Roman Kart.
I would have loved it if the RUclipsr would have put Snape when he mentioned Severus
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
I just realised that the Reman Empire in the Elder Scrolls series (“Skyrim” universe) lore is just asking that question of “if Remus killed Romulus”. The founder of that was called Reman Cyrodiil though, so that was kinda boring 😂😅
Reman? sounds like star trek stuff.
Also it's confirmed that 'HE' is now at least, a little under 2500 years old, since 'HE' was alive in 535BC, meaning 2023 would be 2488 years.... so as long as 'He' was 12 or older, he is confirmed 2500 years of age or more..... OLD. I guess he might be the 40k Emperor of Mankind? XD
How often do I think about the Roman Empire? Well I majored in history, minored in classics, took 5 semesters of Latin in college in which the works of Cicero were often a focal point, took a module on the Roman Empire at the University of St. Andrews in Scotland, and have recently started to rewatch HBO's Rome in honor of the late Ray Stevenson. So quite often.
Marcus Antonius was too easily distracted by personal pleasures to rule Rome
My time has come ones again. Or...At least it´s time to discover it again.
2:10 The Reman Hypothesis.
The HE lore is becoming a quantum
web. No matter, I will update my local HE-based religion.
The founding of the Eternal City wasnt in a day but it took much longer the foundation started around 900bc/850bc until finalizated in 753bc.
I wasn't expecting the use of the xcom sectoid during the history of rome lol
He's name is himmithy himsworth
The Reman empire sounds like a very cool alternate universe version of the Roman empire, we should make a game franchise featuring it!
*laughs in Dovahzul*
I think the Remen Empire would be lame and nobody would be thinking about it any times per day.
@@MrTerryyou say that, but before watching this vid i already created an alternate world scenario in my head for what the Reman Empire would be like.
He is like the kenny in the story. He always dies but hes always in the next episode.
Well, I've been watching a lot your videos, been watching alternate history content a lot lately and have been playing new vegas and constantly making fun of the legion when talking to friends about the game so...pretty often
Hwell, He must have been depressed first gladiator until the second one appeared years later. Performing attacks on the thin air before that. Also I just noticed that The console of that NBA Jam resembles CSS Virginia.
At least 10 times a day 🗿
This made me wonder how much percent of loss do sides need before surrender as imagine 100% be where no army left
228 BC if you look at the map the two islands west of Italy are gone (i’m not going to name them)
8:48 that was also my reaction when i first watched the original video 😂
Fixed prices of food, I wounder if the next thing in the historical ledger was famine or a black market in floating price food
Now that im thinking about it, I don't really think about Rome at all but instead the Achaemenids.
Mr. Terry is such an interesting youtuber..
He does meme reviews on his History channel
And cooking videos on his gaming channel.
I love your videos. Quick question, since your a history teacher have you started teaching your classes about the covid pandemic? Thanks a lot, you are awesome!👍
We are still living through it. Still too early to see the long term effects yet.
Aphrodite: Why do I hear DOOM music...?
Ain't no way one of my favorite VTubers and one of my favorite react channels asked me the same damn question in the same day...
Agrippa was the best driver confirmed
Imagine if... we find a way to timetravel and when we arrive in the Roman empire.. it's just filled with Timetravellers?
It's funny, I was just thinking that I hadn't thought about The Roman Empire today, when this pops up and made me think about it.
This begs the question. If the Roman Empire falls in the middle of the 15th C, but no one thinks about it everyday, did it even exist?
Glad the Testudo formation is effective when invading other planets, Space Force take note.
15:24 - POV the Balkans at any period in history
I think about Roman history more and more as time goes on. I'll leave it there.
You need a "best advice from a teacher video". I could leave a funny comment from school days on that one.
How often do I think about the Roman Empire (and its downfall)? Everytime more news about the USA comes on.
I think about Roman empire like 4 times a week
12:04 he wasnt really a dictator as per say but more like strict president cuz country under him wasnt like warsaw psct countries but it was phrosperous,had great economy peope were living good lives unlike lets say ussr
He being a gladiator is baffling to me. Bc gladiators were very often enslaved people or prisoners of war that got put out there to fight to the death. This implies that someone somehow imprisoned or enslaved He. I fear a being that powerful
Naw He did it for funsies obviously
The Christians were the ones that started that 🔥 Nero was not even in Rome at the time.
i honestly think ab the romans every hour like 1/2 times
I’m Jewish and even I am fascinated by Rome. All that manliness, innovation, drive and passion ensured that a small fort in central Italy ultimately spread from Lisbon to Hadrian’s Wall to Baghdad.
Toxic Masculinity is good!
Fun fact fast food isn't that much worse than home cooked meals depending on what it is and more importantly how much
What if He is a time traveler that has come back to every era of history to correct the flow of history and thwart an evil organization that wants to change history for their own purposes?
Speaking of if Remus killed Romulus and possibility of Reman Empire. Rome in East Slavic languages is called Rim. And nobody really knows why, but I think that the first time it appeared when Cyrill and Mephodius invented Cyrillic alphabet nd translations began to spread.
And I dunno about other languages, but Roman Empire on Russian is called Rimskaya Imperiya.
4:55 Aryans were not a political entity at the time. They just spread their indo european language everywhere and settled. They weren't necessarily white.
We finally know his name.
The Roman Empire was spacefaring and attacked the world of Armenia 6? And then a blacj hole?! That's some awesome history I never knew!!
I think you missed the part where the Muslims were invading PERU. In SOUTH AMERICA.
You sort of glossed over it and asked if we should call the Peruvians Byzantines.
14:46
I always knew that Sun God Nika's father was Jesus
Who knows, knows
2:40 were the Romans not also indigenous to the Italian peninsula? I was under the understanding that ethnically the Etruscan’s and Romans were pretty much the same. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.
In reality, they might have been, but, at least according to Roman myth, they weren't. According to the Aeneid, the Romans, or more specifically the Latins, were claimed to be the descendants of Trojans who had escaped the fall of Troy.
@@johncollins3045 Gotcha. I tend to shy away from myth as far as history is concerned, however there is sometimes a tinge of truth to it, so I guess you never know.
We need I lore
He's just playing paradox strategy games
Personally, I think about the Roman Empire at least twice a day
Me: They're thinking about other women..
WaveDuck: *THE ROMAN EMPIRE!*
@@RainbowFlowerCrowbeing Italian I can't not think about it at least once a day
Often?
Given that arguably no emperor was better than Augustus, I gotta say I’m glad he won and not Antony, who failed to govern even the city of Rome well when he was given charge of it during Caesar’s Civil War. Antony was a good general but seems to not have been a very good statesman, while the Augustus-Agrippa duo covered both bases masterfully
Isn't it funny that he went to Spain and was born in Spain, as mentioned in a previous episode
I still want to know what this "men think of the Roman Empire daily" thing is about. Are men supposed to just be pondering the Roman Empire deeply, or is this just "oh, I heard some Latin today so I thought of the Roman Empire"?
I think more of Ancient Egypt then Rome
Starvharv needs to do some "I" Lore
Team Marc Antony all the way. Had to translate writings by both of them for school, and Antony was way easier to translate in a technically correct but obviously wrong manner
3:47 YOU ARE AN ADULT😂
o7 for the WESTERN roman empire. Sorry, but I personally do not consider the byzantine empire (eastern roman empire) a continuation of the whole. It's just like the later Holy Roman Empire, just having "roman" in the name does not make it so.
The Western and Eastern Roman Empires weren't 2 Empires, it's still 1 big Empire ruled by 2 Emperors. The west collapsing means only the east remained, that being, the byzantine empire. The Byzantine Empire is only a modern name, they themselves never refered to themselves as such. The Byzantines aren't a continuation of the Roman Empire, they ARE the Roman Empire
Truck question, Julius Caesar would have been the better first emperor.
Multiple times a day easily
Teach HE lore in your class
Mark Anthony
If you are a man and you don't think about the Ancient Roman empire on the daily, what blasphemy are you thinking about then?
HE LORE
Someone needs to just make a history of he or him
Roman Steve for the win
Yes, she was the cooler monarch
Damn I’m 14 now I’m adult
He makes a lot of appences through out history doesn't He.
a lion
I think about rome 15-20 times a day ngl
Rome has follion