7:32 -- all I can imagine is the caller leaving this message: "Hi sweetheart, it's your father. Hope all is well with you. So, uh, listen, you might want to rethink your outgoing message..."
Uhh ... did you even drink a drop of that wine during the entire review, Allison? Looks like you just put the glass to your lips, then put it back down again. ... Oh hey, Martin Kemp is in this movie!
Tareltonlives Without saying something I might regret... Porn movies usually have less ambiguous titles, less creative and a bit more straight forward ( no pun intended). Even lesbian stuff
@@Grayvorn Or Franken-Dick. Where the husband of Lorena Bobbit( the whack job that cut off her husband's penis) plays a guy that has his penis reattached. That actually happened so his scars are real. I wish I was joking, but this is so insane it actually happened. You can look it up :'D
17:13 I can only imagine what hopes people had watching this erotic thriller especially for this scene. :D And then this disappointment happened 17:39. At least she was taken out by unnecesserary force which makes a strong ending for a movie but is moraly questionable.
"perhaps it was some ugly person!"
I literally spat out my drink from laughing
"Thin plot, revolving around boobs"
So... all the Witchcraft sequels?
I love Kate Hodge so much.
As goofy and kitchy as this film is, Kate Hodge is clearly taking this film seriously.
11:14 "This coffee isn't wearing any undergarments"
Smell the ocean... There's a sea lion who isn't wearing any undergarments.
Regular on Eastenders ? Allison its Martin Kemp of Spandau Ballet well known 80s band who sang hits like "Gold" and "True"
Kate Hodge is awesome and she makes this watchable.
Lesbian in a thriller? She's the killer. Every. Damn. Time.
Hey- yeah.
@Cas van der Wal Trying to imagine seducing a sweet, innocent kitchen sink. She could be its first.
@@dorianleakey hey don't underestimate how difficult it is to seduce a kitchen sink.
is it me or does Kate Hodge in this look a bit like Jodie Foster from silence of the lambs
What a coincidence.
7:32 -- all I can imagine is the caller leaving this message:
"Hi sweetheart, it's your father. Hope all is well with you. So, uh, listen, you might want to rethink your outgoing message..."
He could have Synesthesia, you know. Doesn't excuse his excruciating creepiness, though.
..."C'mon dude! Really?!"...😂
This entire review has me laughing.
Your hair has always been awesome. :)
How did he not smell that coming?
Make Film Brain say the underwear line
11:37 That dolphin isn't wearing any undergarments.
3:28
Aww, you always got Us Lupa.
The villain is the best actress of them all
Of course i’m sarcastic, but her performance is hilarious
Shooting someone in the head over perfume (or something just as trivial)?
Sounds like a normal day in Texas.
Dr. Frankenstein, Waxworx 2! That was driving me nuts for a bit.
7:20
My God Reggie Kray is muscling in on the perfume racket, the fiend.
Determining details by smell alone, very Silence of the Lambs.
Is that amount of wine you have there enough for reviewing that. I think I'd need more than that. :p
saxophone. . . muted trumpet. . . whatever. ;)
wally man Tomato, potato
I love this one!!
Good Grief🙀😹
idk, that sense of smell could come in handy. "Darling, shall I pick up some pads for you? Do you require antibiotics for that UTI?"
For a moment I thought this was about Desire, the Vampire but thatwas the 1982.
*Immediately feels ashamed about how many times he brings up balloon animals in casual conversation.*
I wonder if Gordon can smell: "Gold".
so this is not a Kray Twins porno
Uhh ... did you even drink a drop of that wine during the entire review, Allison? Looks like you just put the glass to your lips, then put it back down again.
... Oh hey, Martin Kemp is in this movie!
All about a burger? Get Mitch von Malibu stat
Was EastEnders ever shown over in the USA?
I wonder exactly how many movies are called Desire and how many are NOT porny in some way or another. This might probably be the least porny
Tareltonlives Without saying something I might regret... Porn movies usually have less ambiguous titles, less creative and a bit more straight forward ( no pun intended). Even lesbian stuff
@@theblackbaron4119 Usually yeah. Especially dumb example: Womb Raider.
@@Grayvorn Or Franken-Dick. Where the husband of Lorena Bobbit( the whack job that cut off her husband's penis) plays a guy that has his penis reattached. That actually happened so his scars are real. I wish I was joking, but this is so insane it actually happened. You can look it up :'D
Man, they tried really hard to make Kate Hodge look like Jodie Foster in Lambs.
That 'raising a stink' joke was so bad it crashed my computer
Hi 👋
Kate Hodge. ☺
3:34 her hat is falling off in the slow motion flashback. They were too lazy to shoot another take.
Hey, it may be utterly gratuitous, buuuut, as a guy who has been single since the fall of Rome, I shall never complain about boobs in my movies.
I think you don't understand the importance of "Erotic Thrillers" to us men who went through puberty in the 90s before the Internet!
3:48 - _C'est noir!_
Master Markus This is black?
17:13 I can only imagine what hopes people had watching this erotic thriller especially for this scene. :D
And then this disappointment happened 17:39. At least she was taken out by unnecesserary force which makes a strong ending for a movie but is moraly questionable.