I got 10% in one of the weekly maths tests once in secondary school, I never learnt the formulas for that weeks test, so it was practically impossible. I attempted one or two questions, figured fuck it, then drew a picture of sonic the hedgehog eating a hotdog on one the sheets and handed it up. A few days later my teacher pulled me out into the hall, gave me an earful and detention and told me I wasn't taking the class seriously. She told me she expected to see more effort and a big improvement on the following weeks test - so the next week I did an even better picture of Sonic with even more detail. I got in serious shit for it.
I once got 4% on a Latin exam. LOL This was back in the day when you had to have Latin to go to University so it was a required subject. When the report card arrived home it said, "Absent". :) The following year the Latin requirement for University was dropped. The High School stopped giving Latin courses. I'd dodged one. :)
he's funny, where would you be looking, out the window and what would you be looking at, fuck all. tommy tiernan are you paying attention, yes sir but not to you, tommy tiernan wipe that smile off your face, why does it not suit me sir, tommy tiernan would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class, I'd love to
@Swarley1999 I remember that!!! I thought it was on 'cracked' or his very first dvd/tape. It was definately on youtube i saw it anyway... it was hilarious!!!
The difference is immense between Tommy's timing wit and observational skills and British TV's favourite alleged comedians such as Ed Byrne or esp. Dara O'Briain who is soooooo NOT funny although very arrogant and always looks nervous and lost on anyone else's quiz show. Tommy is possibly one the funniest men ever to come outta Ireland since Dave Allen.........
The radiator line, every single one of us Irish remember the trampling over one another for a tiny bit of not freezing
I got 10% in one of the weekly maths tests once in secondary school, I never learnt the formulas for that weeks test, so it was practically impossible. I attempted one or two questions, figured fuck it, then drew a picture of sonic the hedgehog eating a hotdog on one the sheets and handed it up. A few days later my teacher pulled me out into the hall, gave me an earful and detention and told me I wasn't taking the class seriously. She told me she expected to see more effort and a big improvement on the following weeks test - so the next week I did an even better picture of Sonic with even more detail. I got in serious shit for it.
I got 5% in my 2nd year maths Christmas exam. HAHAHHAHA
come back here year after year, it's the best thing on youtube
I went to his school they have blurred the windows now so we can't look outside
That's extremely depressing
he got 4% in a test , i got 4% in my engineering exam haha !
You know what i did i class??I sat beside the best looking girl in the class pressing the shift button on my calculator hoping for the best hahahah
Cola cubes were the shit. :'D
I once got 4% on a Latin exam. LOL This was back in the day when you had to have Latin to go to University so it was a required subject. When the report card arrived home it said, "Absent". :) The following year the Latin requirement for University was dropped. The High School stopped giving Latin courses. I'd dodged one. :)
Claude C you posted that 2 years ago
I got 4% in an exam, but it was Honours Maths so.....that explains that...
YourQueenForYears I got 9%
I got 5% n business n 5th yr
Daniel T Byrne I got 9
Same. Anything above a no grade in higher level in 5th year onwards is an achivement tbh.
he's funny, where would you be looking, out the window and what would you be looking at, fuck all. tommy tiernan are you paying attention, yes sir but not to you, tommy tiernan wipe that smile off your face, why does it not suit me sir, tommy tiernan would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class, I'd love to
wheres the best place to be sitting in secondary school?....in the corner beside the radiator NOT TO HOT, NOT TO COL XD
''yes sir but...... but not too you wish i said that sum timee haha
School is only ok if your a teachers pet. If your something else it sucks!!!
He that climbs up some other way , the same is a Thief and a Robber.
in st pats where he went to school the radiators are beside the window and thats why he says not to warm and not to cold
To be fair, I know a fella who got 10% on an Irish exam. He goes to a gaelscoil.
Are you paying attention?
Yes sir but not to you!
Haha i have to do dat well worth a detention :L
he went to my secondary school lol :D pride of garbally college!
I taught he went to Saint pats
OUT THE WINDOWWWWWWWWWWW!!
what getting bad grades, makes full sense to me.
Tommy tieran would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class.....Id love ta hahahahahah pmsl
That's secondary school for ya
"....WHY does it not suit me sir..."
I once got -50% on a French dictation test. She marked it out of 10, took off 1 mark per mistake. Actually wrote -50% on the test :)
I basically pranked a lot of people in high school. And, usually getting into fights because of it lol. Worth it though.
And this is why irish and American people should make babies together !You end up with a legend.
not too hot not too cold what a classic,im goin to see this guy in dundalk on the 24th january,should be some laugh.
@Swarley1999 I remember that!!! I thought it was on 'cracked' or his very first dvd/tape. It was definately on youtube i saw it anyway... it was hilarious!!!
LOL I once got 4% in a Latin exam. :) But when the Report Card came home it said, Absent. :)
Cola cubes!!!!
The difference is immense between Tommy's timing wit and observational skills and British TV's favourite alleged comedians such as Ed Byrne or esp. Dara O'Briain who is soooooo NOT funny although very arrogant and always looks nervous and lost on anyone else's quiz show. Tommy is possibly one the funniest men ever to come outta Ireland since Dave Allen.........
@starkidellen you and me and probably half of ireland did too..lol
"Half a pound of cola cubes and i don't need a bag" Oh god i nearly died at that XD
Awwhh, unreal true :L I laughed so much, this lad is a proper legend like ;D
What would ye be lookin at... Fuck alllllll..!' epic! :)
My friend spelled his name wrong in his pres no joke.
It's so true haha ROFL :) Watched the DVD last night :)
".....fuckin what?...."
" ...look at me hand, look at me hand....." LOL
"...yes sir, but not to you!!...."
funny
''not to hot not to cold''
its a joke, keep your pants on.
u seen the video aswell
I can so relate to that.
Nice 1laura oconnor 😂
sooo true!!!XD
Truest words ever spoken
@Shiivvyy1 ha
funny shiti baii ahhahah
love this..
Ha Gwon tommy
i got 4% in a test before haha
@WishMonkeyscanskype na. irish are legends anyway they dont need the americans