Master Chief (Halo): The Story You Never Knew

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @sirnightmare4881
    @sirnightmare4881 10 лет назад +22

    "John is the prophet we've all been waiting for and he's preaching dat ass whoopin" had me laughing so hard

  • @owenlever
    @owenlever 9 лет назад +48

    "Master Chief punches him dead until he dies"

  • @shashanklaur507
    @shashanklaur507 8 лет назад +155

    Maybe it's Nostalgia but Combat Evolved is one of the greatest games of all time for me.

    • @indranilchowdhury1314
      @indranilchowdhury1314 8 лет назад +1

      exactly, so many childhood memories from it. Wish Microsoft would release the rest of the parts for PC.

    • @JohnLick96
      @JohnLick96 8 лет назад +2

      Halo 2 is better.

    • @jakeheller9978
      @jakeheller9978 8 лет назад +1

      I actually grew up playing Halo 2 instead

    • @heroman5887
      @heroman5887 8 лет назад +1

      Shashank Laur ilr

    • @aceofaces1944
      @aceofaces1944 6 лет назад

      Shashank Laur I see you have also been enlightened

  • @cryomagnum5345
    @cryomagnum5345 8 лет назад +79

    "Master Chief punches him dead until he dies" XD

    • @randomshittutorials
      @randomshittutorials 8 лет назад +6

      I just heard it as I read your comment ;'))

    • @eddiespaghetti54321
      @eddiespaghetti54321 7 лет назад +1

      randomshittutorials lol same

    • @grae1987
      @grae1987 6 лет назад

      Unlike you, Master Chief makes sure they die, after theyre dead....

  • @terahgon
    @terahgon 5 лет назад +17

    It's fun to watch this five years later, I forgot what not having H2A is like.

  • @zero2o10
    @zero2o10 10 лет назад +629

    So John 117 is super powered kung fu Jesus?

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +81

      caleb reese Yes.

    • @johnhathewayg4054
      @johnhathewayg4054 9 лет назад +20

      Treesicle no, he's captian america
      Geneticly enhanced. The last of his kind.

    • @DoggoWillink
      @DoggoWillink 9 лет назад +9

      After Halo 4 it seems that no, it is not related to any real religion. What it actually is, is that he is basically the tool of the Librarian (a forerunner) for humanity to reclaim the Galaxy. He is her chosen one basically.

    • @DoggoWillink
      @DoggoWillink 9 лет назад +6

      And by "real" religion I just mean religions from the actual world, rather than a fictional world like Halo. He is basically the Jesus of the Librarian.

    • @AudioXVNVXTheNightLife
      @AudioXVNVXTheNightLife 9 лет назад

      Treesicle
      treesicle are you also infected crow from the eligible monster channel?

  • @WheyLandFitness
    @WheyLandFitness 9 лет назад +241

    one seventeen .... am i the only one bugged by that hahahaha.
    it should be john one one seven

    • @SufferDYT
      @SufferDYT 9 лет назад +17

      joealtair3000 He said "one seventeen" because he was referencing john 1:17 from the bible.

    • @dokuujin1851
      @dokuujin1851 9 лет назад +13

      Nope. Irritates the hell out of me too.

    • @scotswahay99
      @scotswahay99 9 лет назад

      +joealtair3000" Edited" lol...say it how you see it :D

    • @Tiger-ms5iv
      @Tiger-ms5iv 7 лет назад +4

      this idiots probably never played halo in his life, and its like he got his info straight out of wiki

    • @dylanstaley6089
      @dylanstaley6089 7 лет назад +2

      It bothers me that he didn't say say Sierra One One Seven.

  • @vader226
    @vader226 10 лет назад +123

    Not only was this really informative, but hilarious. 10/10

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +3

      vader226 Glad you liked :) I hope you check out some of our other videos and feel the same!

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 10 лет назад +6

      Treesicle Exspet master chief is not the last of his kind there are many spartans still alive.

    • @vader226
      @vader226 10 лет назад +2

      brawler yukon
      I think he meant that the Chief thought he was the last of his kind, [SPOILER] because before he meets back up with Linda Kelly and Fred after Halo 4 he had been alone since before Halo: CE.
      Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt since everything else he said was 100% correct.
      Oh and Treesicle , I didn't browse through your videos but have you considered doing one of the Arbiter? If you have I'll go watch it.

    • @rebelthegamerrebelthegamer7251
      @rebelthegamerrebelthegamer7251 10 лет назад

      angry grunt all the spartans died on reach

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 10 лет назад

      Rebelthegamer Rebel no jun survived.

  • @Tubbs42069
    @Tubbs42069 9 лет назад +18

    "So Master Chief punches him dead, until he dies." xD

  • @DocAracnid
    @DocAracnid 10 лет назад +56

    And he's preaching dat ass whoopin!
    my sides

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +6

      ***** Definitely one of my favorite lines of any SYNK.

    • @kaliguravauss9740
      @kaliguravauss9740 10 лет назад

      As soon as read that, it saidmit in the video! XD

  • @MrIronWar
    @MrIronWar 10 лет назад +21

    Here I thought I was the only one who had..'fantasy's' about the hunk lumber jack chief.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +23

      MrIronWar ONE OF US

  • @RF-Ataraxia
    @RF-Ataraxia 9 лет назад +6

    "Master Chief punches him to death until he dies"
    Redundant redundance is redundant

  • @natusMCMII
    @natusMCMII 10 лет назад +7

    7:36 "he punches him dead until he dies" 😂😂😂

  • @rickieluna6238
    @rickieluna6238 10 лет назад +36

    HES PREACHIN DAT ASS WHOOPIN! ahaha had me rolling

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +6

      rickie luna Thanks =D It's awesome when people laugh like that at our jokes!

  • @jonathanpowell613
    @jonathanpowell613 3 года назад +2

    10:32 Icarus: "Hey man, that's not cool. Why are y'all poking fun at me?"

  • @losaface4
    @losaface4 9 лет назад +5

    "The Story You Never Knew"
    Proceeds to talk about every single thing the game tells you.

  • @Teebiscuit12345
    @Teebiscuit12345 8 лет назад +8

    "Master Chief punches him dead until he dies." I love that quote.

  • @commandershepard4452
    @commandershepard4452 3 года назад +2

    Man these videos still clap to this day. Miss these funny summaries

  • @CountSpartula
    @CountSpartula 9 лет назад +52

    Umm, about the "The last of his kind" line, thats a total inaccuracy. As three Spartan II's from his old squad are confirmed to be alive, and not to mention the fact that at least one Spartan III is alive, the only confirmed one that i know how being Jun from Halo Reach, and its possible that the four Spartan II's from Halo War's Red Team are alive as well, though the last thing i saw of them was them getting their asses handed to them in the Halo Wars 2 trailer by Brutes. But anyway, the point of this rant is that saying that the Chief is the last of his kind, meaning the last Spartan II or the last spartan in general, is inaccurate on all fronts.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 лет назад +2

      +AceOfBlazes I think he's starting off where most people know, and then proceeds to correct them.

    • @CountSpartula
      @CountSpartula 9 лет назад +1

      Orcaman15 Well, when you say it like that...

    • @jakewalky5780
      @jakewalky5780 9 лет назад +2

      halo 5 is about him meeting other spartains

    • @CountSpartula
      @CountSpartula 9 лет назад +1

      Jake Walky ...Unlikely as hes already known other Spartans for decades before now. The Spartans on his team in Halo 5 are the Spartans from the original Blue Team he led, he also led two additional Spartan teams at the same time as the beloved Blue Team. Now you would never know this if you had not read the books. Also, why would It be about meeting other Spartans? 343 Seems to be going the route of a big, almost space opera story kinda like what Bungie did, so little things like that, which already happened in the books, would never be the focus.

    • @jakewalky5780
      @jakewalky5780 9 лет назад

      +AceOfBlazes sorry i never meant it like that , i meant he has other spartains on his team

  • @MProductionsOfficial
    @MProductionsOfficial 10 лет назад +40

    Phenomenal content. I'm sure you are going to get more subscribers soon. The content you produce is top notch,

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      Thank you so much man!! We really hope you're right about the subscribers but we're firm believers in "if you build it, they will come". I'm really glad you liked it!

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад

      Dswwimmer Please do! We're glad to have you :D

    • @happyboy12358
      @happyboy12358 10 лет назад +1

      Treesicle what the hell Bro u diserve like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Sub's u do a great job at entertaining and u are very Talented u just earned a sub

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      Nicholas Serrano I think if we had that many subscribers it would break the internet. But thanks a lot for the compliment! :)

    • @MProductionsOfficial
      @MProductionsOfficial 10 лет назад +2

      Treesicle Also treesicle. I have an interesting proposition to ask you. Check your messages for more details.

  • @theeternalchronicler3072
    @theeternalchronicler3072 10 лет назад +30

    In the book the Fall of Reach doctor Haulsey stated that Jon is not the best Spartan, Sam was the strongest spartan, Kelly was the fastest, And I don't think it's ever said who was the smartest. Master Chief was just the luckiest of all 33 Spartans.

    • @arkanjoteixeira
      @arkanjoteixeira 10 лет назад

      Wasn't Linda the smartest?

    • @theeternalchronicler3072
      @theeternalchronicler3072 10 лет назад +2

      maybe all i remember of her was she was the best the best sniper of all spartan 2's

    • @theeternalchronicler3072
      @theeternalchronicler3072 9 лет назад

      what are you talking about?

    • @wannathrustshigoku-san3550
      @wannathrustshigoku-san3550 9 лет назад

      jd bee are those characters are master chief teammates

    • @theeternalchronicler3072
      @theeternalchronicler3072 9 лет назад

      Shann Balansag Master Chiefs was the leader of blue team his squad mates were Fredrick-104 chiefs second in command, Kelly-084 the fastest spartan 2, and Linda-058 the best sniper of the 2s.

  • @theelusiveman9706
    @theelusiveman9706 8 лет назад +14

    Chief is the biggest baddest in video game history.

    • @awiplay3429
      @awiplay3429 7 лет назад

      The Agency lol how is "Chief" a video game?

  • @BlackStoneDiamond
    @BlackStoneDiamond 9 лет назад +109

    John is John Cena in disguise

    • @CheeseKing777
      @CheeseKing777 9 лет назад +1

      He makes John Cena look like a little child.

    • @BlackStoneDiamond
      @BlackStoneDiamond 9 лет назад +2

      CheeseKing777 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD TO JOHN CENA

    • @alexanderswander8176
      @alexanderswander8176 9 лет назад +2

      +TigerStark AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

    • @zamionramirez5351
      @zamionramirez5351 9 лет назад +1

      +TigerStark no he is not be cus master chife is older then john cena up yours for being mean

    • @-V2-
      @-V2- 9 лет назад +3

      More like JOHN ONE ONE CENA

  • @karmaascendant3936
    @karmaascendant3936 9 лет назад +1

    Master Chief has never eaten food on screen and he has survived this long. Imagine that

  • @moryaa122
    @moryaa122 10 лет назад +6

    read more into Halo: Fall of Reach, John wasn't the strongest, tallest, or the fastest. He was "lucky" thats why Cortana chose him

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      andrew ansted When we said he was the strongest tallest and fastest we were comparing him to his classmates on Eridanus II, not his fellow Spartan II's. Sorry for any confusion. You aren't the first to comment on that!

    • @gerald1495
      @gerald1495 10 лет назад

      You idiot even in the beginning of halo 3 cortana said I had all those things like the rest of them ( and a big dingy ding if you know what im saying)

  • @change_da_world7708
    @change_da_world7708 10 лет назад +9

    Little did they know of our unrivaled contributions to the universe....... Now theres the snuggie, the blanket that has sleeves.

    • @change_da_world7708
      @change_da_world7708 10 лет назад +8

      Introducing the shake weight

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five 9 лет назад +1

      And in just two years, we'll have an automatic chewing machine for ALL OF YOUR DIGNITY!
      What a great deal!

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five 9 лет назад

      ***** where

  • @IntensePeppers
    @IntensePeppers 8 лет назад

    Wow, I was oblivious of all the religious parallels until now. That Genesis quote is obviously something they drew from. Another great video

  • @RileyHiebs
    @RileyHiebs 10 лет назад +14

    Ok What the heck. how do you only have 91 subs. I am sincerely impressed with the quality and content of this video and you commentary (Lumber jacks included) was perfect and engaging. I can wait to see more in the future. Keep doin what you do because its awesome!

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +4

      Duuude, thanks so much, what a great comment! This is only the second episode we've made of Story You Never Knew, and they've been way more popular than our other videos, so I suppose that's why. Just gotta keep workin and hopefully the audience comes with that.
      I'm really glad you liked the Lumberjacks haha, we knew that would be pretty divisive. We're gonna keep making these, so I hope you keep watching! Comments like this make all the work worth it. :)

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      arouetproductions Thanks a lot! So glad you liked it man, and we will definitely keep making these. :D

    • @The0neWhoasked.
      @The0neWhoasked. Год назад

      ​@@Treesiclelook at u now :D

  • @ninjamice3464
    @ninjamice3464 8 лет назад +10

    So in Conclusion, The MISTER CHEESE is a Badass.

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 10 лет назад +1

    "into a fight he cant help but win" cracked me up

  • @ladatian
    @ladatian 10 лет назад +10

    I too imagine him as a....beautiful strong hunk of lumberjack... Dang it Austin get it together!!he's the cheif not your dream man

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +8

      Keep the dream alive Austin! It's what our parents wanted...TO KEEP DREAMING!

  • @Umbreongodofhalo
    @Umbreongodofhalo 10 лет назад +53

    Never know.. Maybe you'd know if you held a Halo book in your life.

    • @Umbreongodofhalo
      @Umbreongodofhalo 10 лет назад +9

      Tatooine Sandtrooper Yeah.. which is retarded. Since Halo books are great.

    • @Umbreongodofhalo
      @Umbreongodofhalo 10 лет назад +1

      Tatooine Sandtrooper Yeah.
      Halo 4 was alright because of the flood mode.

    • @fedethebest99fdf
      @fedethebest99fdf 10 лет назад

      Kyle Esperanza De Oso halo's Book are My favorite .....I hate The videogame....

    • @icranosferatu4507
      @icranosferatu4507 10 лет назад +4

      Funny you sit here praising the books and talking shit about Halo 4. Halo 4 brought enough of the Kilo-5 trilogy into the game that I've had to replay it while reading each one. And don't lie, Spartan Ops was a brilliant extension of the campaign, instead of relying on 14 year olds teabagging each other while they talk about how they did your mom last night to extend the life of the game. I wish the previous ones had included such a thing for the Spartan-IIIs.
      I have to admit, though, Halo 4's depiction of the Didact doesn't jive so well with what I've gotten from the first book of the Forerunner trilogy.
      I also hope that Halo 5 will directly address the Precursors. It'll be a big disappointment if they don't. :\

    • @aramirezar564
      @aramirezar564 10 лет назад +1

      On my 6th book now..... I'm such a nerd XD

  • @EhOhDino
    @EhOhDino 9 лет назад +2

    "Master Chief punches him dead until he dies" This made me laugh xD

  • @ZunaZurugi
    @ZunaZurugi 9 лет назад +20

    The last of his Kind... until Halo 5 where apperantly Kelly-087 is still alive. . .

    • @MYTHICALTWINKIE
      @MYTHICALTWINKIE 9 лет назад +11

      +TsunaTsurugi John was never the last spartan, who ever started that rumor is an idiot.

    • @ZunaZurugi
      @ZunaZurugi 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Its not that... it was about how the people spoke about him AND the Game Covers even said that... i knew i had read it somewhere.
      Here Halo one game Cover back side
      img.gamefaqs.net/box/5/6/0/10560_back.jpg
      And it says so in the "Story so Far" in the Manual as well, Page 5 halo.bungie.net/images/games/halo/about/xbox_manual.pdf

    • @Spartan-kj8bq
      @Spartan-kj8bq 9 лет назад +4

      +TsunaTsurugi All the spartans that are alive are as follows:
      -Kelly
      -Fred
      -Linda
      -Naomi
      -Spartan Black(Active until right after the end of halo 4)
      -Grey Team(possibly?)
      -John (of course)
      -Halo Wars Red Team (very likely)
      Other than that, I can't say, but quite a few spartans survived even after the events at Reach. For those who haven't been keeping with Halo 5 at all, Fred, Kelly, and Linda are to accompany Chief throughout the entire game.

    • @ZunaZurugi
      @ZunaZurugi 9 лет назад

      Spartan 360 The Lore has changed over the time... Naomi is one of those new Charakters... well as long as she doesnt act as those ridiculous lame ass Spartan 4's ... man i hate them.
      But thank you for the information ^^

    • @wesleyhudgens4416
      @wesleyhudgens4416 9 лет назад

      +Spartan 360 also jun. he became a trainer for spartan 4s and a spartan 4 himself later I believe

  • @kameronmills
    @kameronmills 10 лет назад +9

    I very much enjoyed seeing a well thought out perspective on this series. I didn't necessarily have my own, well formulated, version in my head. I had just never really delved so deep. I took a lot of it at face value...likely because I was busy shredding things as the lumber splitting, flannel wearing...Master Chief. As Master Chief. At any rate, thanks for an awesome video! Now go get yourself a lumberjack!

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +4

      Kameron Mills We're really glad to hear that Kameron! Now please excuse me while I go get myself a lumberjack.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 10 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @churchjauregui8913
    @churchjauregui8913 9 лет назад +2

    " John one seventeen" *eye twitches*

  • @rs-zb1yq
    @rs-zb1yq 8 лет назад +12

    What about Kelly, Fred and Linda?

    • @Kerser62
      @Kerser62 6 лет назад +1

      SteelOdin there are a few more from the books like neomi

  • @INCABRC
    @INCABRC 10 лет назад +7

    What can I say, click the damn red button already! Seriously, love how you spun this. It was funny and a walk down Halo memory lane. Well done. : D
    Not to mention a huge work product!

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      Dave Upton Thanks man :) Always nice to see our early vids still getting love too. Glad you're a fan!

  • @allisonbeach1498
    @allisonbeach1498 8 лет назад

    Can I just say this is one of my favorite videos of The Story You Never Knew series. Cheesy, but that's the way I like it. It's corny and I love the Treesicle team for it.

  • @erikort1901
    @erikort1901 10 лет назад +36

    Dope vid bro

  • @Influenzed
    @Influenzed 10 лет назад +18

    He's not the last of his kind though, even in Combat Evolved. He was just the only one mentioned. But other than the small details that are incorrect, it was a relatively fantastic video.

    • @Influenzed
      @Influenzed 10 лет назад +3

      Also when he flips the coin, he watches it spin, catching it on the side that he called. It wasn't luck, he intentionally caught it on that side so he would be correct.

    • @naruto17mirai
      @naruto17mirai 10 лет назад

      Influenzed nope Halsey said she couldent tell if he purposely caught it at that point in time or that it was luck

    • @Influenzed
      @Influenzed 10 лет назад +1

      "In a final test of his viability as a candidate, he was asked to determine which side an old coin would land on. He watched the coin as it flew in the air and caught it before it could land, correctly stating which side was face-up and which was the side of the eagle." I'm pretty sure he caught it when he wanted too.

    • @naruto17mirai
      @naruto17mirai 10 лет назад +2

      Influenzed hmmm cant argue with textual evidence...
      DARN YOU MRS. CROWNSHAW!!!

    • @Kislitch
      @Kislitch 9 лет назад

      He's the last Spartan II. There are newer ones though. *Other spartans are available*

  • @ignaciogonzalez1424
    @ignaciogonzalez1424 10 лет назад +1

    "Master Chief punches him dead until he dies"
    I laughed way too hard at this...

  • @UselessNekoGang
    @UselessNekoGang 10 лет назад +5

    Master Chief isn't some God-like being.... he's a Spartan. A super soldier like captain America...

  • @maskedspartan7397
    @maskedspartan7397 10 лет назад +5

    LOL. HILARIOUSLY GOOD!
    this guy needs more subscribers

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад

      WOO thank you, we really appreciate it! :D

  • @RichNcreamie
    @RichNcreamie 10 лет назад

    Can I just Keep believing in the old story?? XD great video, first video I watch of Treesicle going to watch some more and see where this take me XD

  • @Taevarth
    @Taevarth 10 лет назад +8

    subscribed. :D
    I laughed a lot, i'm glad i'm not the only one with lumberjack master chief fantasies.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +9

      ***** You're not alone Charizard, you're not alone.

    • @CSjag19
      @CSjag19 10 лет назад +5

      You should make a sexy lumberjack master chief subreddit =D

    • @gerald1495
      @gerald1495 10 лет назад

      M-J R ...wow, thanks treesicle for making gay people hit on me.

  • @seren1ty930
    @seren1ty930 10 лет назад +4

    Nice vid, I already knew all this though. Halo fav franchise ♥. I'll check out your other vids : )

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад

      Thanks! We hope you like them!

  • @xBloodXGusherx
    @xBloodXGusherx 10 лет назад +1

    I lost it at 4:54
    "This little bastard"
    hahahha!

  • @ChromeDesigned
    @ChromeDesigned 10 лет назад +4

    Wow! Lots of work put into this! I tip my hat to you, man. You earned a new sub! :D

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      We tip our..uh..tree to you? I don't know, but thanks a lot that's great to hear! :D

    • @ChromeDesigned
      @ChromeDesigned 10 лет назад +2

      Treesicle You can tip your tree to me... I guess. Also, it is really cool that you actually respond to people's comments! I haven't seen a youtuber like that for a WHILE. :D

  • @TheRaymondw1994
    @TheRaymondw1994 10 лет назад +5

    This was the best halo video I've ever seen

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      There is no higher praise!

  • @SpankinMyDough
    @SpankinMyDough 7 лет назад

    Every 343 employee needs to watch this at the beginning of every work day.

  • @2SSSR2
    @2SSSR2 8 лет назад +8

    So.... Master Chief is God Emperor before Age of Strife?

    • @demongrenade2748
      @demongrenade2748 8 лет назад +3

      +2SSSR2 Wow. I think thats the first time i've seen a 40k reference in the comment section

  • @Ddfghjgfhgdhgf
    @Ddfghjgfhgdhgf 9 лет назад +3

    When they brought out the snuggie's I lost it😂

    • @Ddfghjgfhgdhgf
      @Ddfghjgfhgdhgf 9 лет назад +2

      And then there's the shakeweight👌🏼

    • @Chenrandyliu
      @Chenrandyliu 8 лет назад +1

      +Tucker Bouchard and Hoverboard that don't hover

  • @DeathPunchGodwin
    @DeathPunchGodwin 10 лет назад

    Seriously my favorite story you ever knew... I wish I knew about you guys before.

  • @arcticfox7651
    @arcticfox7651 8 лет назад +7

    Well your wrong already,master Chiefs purpose,as well as all the other Spartans trained with him,was to stop the insurection or rebels against the UNSC,John had been inscripted long before the UNSC knew of the covenant.

  • @chrise76776
    @chrise76776 9 лет назад +7

    CORTANA THE STORY YOU NEVER KNEW!!! DO IT KNOW

  • @vaioyoshi
    @vaioyoshi 9 лет назад

    I could not get over the lumberjack fantasy that just kept 'popping' up and the picture at the end just got me right there haha.

  • @OriginalSparkstar
    @OriginalSparkstar 9 лет назад +4

    I wanna hear Doom Guys untold story

  • @stranger7898
    @stranger7898 10 лет назад +16

    Annnnnnd Subscribed.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      ***** We're glad to have you! You just helped us reach 10,000 subs!

    • @stranger7898
      @stranger7898 10 лет назад +5

      OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...!
      FIRST OFF. I'D LIKE TO THANK THE TOOTH FAIRY...FOR LEAVING ALL THAT MONEY UNDER MY PILLOW.
      TUPAC, FOR GETTING SHOT THE RIGHT WAY.
      MCDONALD'S FOR THE BIG MAC.
      AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FLIP YAP. FOR HELPING ME MAKE IT THROUGH NIPPLE ACADEMY.
      but now he's dead.....

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      ***** hahaha I actually loled at this

    • @o1-preview
      @o1-preview 10 лет назад

      ***** hahaha

    • @FrecklePhantomhive
      @FrecklePhantomhive 10 лет назад

      ***** Yeah, we can't afford a funeral for Flip Yap, by the way.

  • @rustyshovel7179
    @rustyshovel7179 10 лет назад

    And thus, you must be silenced!
    Probably my favorite line in all of gaming.

  • @lupaloop
    @lupaloop 9 лет назад +3

    1:55 I Almost Laghfed My Butt Off

  • @penguinbaby1179
    @penguinbaby1179 3 года назад +5

    So who’s watching seven years later lol?

  • @kole726
    @kole726 9 лет назад +1

    "This little basterd" made me laugh

  • @LeGioNoFZioN
    @LeGioNoFZioN 10 лет назад +4

    thanks for some great laughs

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      LeGioNoFZioN Thank you for watching!

    • @gerald1495
      @gerald1495 10 лет назад

      Treesicle ...and thank you for making me look stupid on youtube

  • @bmxchamp4
    @bmxchamp4 9 лет назад +12

    There are some finite details here that are incorrect but whatever, they are the kind of details that hardcore halo fans like myself and so many others notice. Not that you're not a hardcore halo fan. I can tell you are simply by your yearning for the master chief to sweep you off your feet and take you on a magic carpet ride aboard his chest hair... It's ok. It doesn't make you gay if you think John is hot. We all think he's hot. (*whoever gets the reference i just made gets a cookie*) Hell, Cortana is an ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE and she's got the hots for him.

    • @DJChiefX197
      @DJChiefX197 9 лет назад +4

      BBrown4 _"Hell, Cortana is an ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE and she's got the hots for him."_
      Or maybe it's just really, really, strong platonic love? Yes... no? Back me up, anyone?

    • @bmxchamp4
      @bmxchamp4 9 лет назад

      DJChiefX197 I do not disagree with your point. Of course it's platonic. Halo 4 was really suggestive though at the end. Anyhow, if their relationship was anymore than platonic, things might be weird. But who knows. We'll just have to wait and see.

    • @SaltySwede
      @SaltySwede 9 лет назад +4

      DJChiefX197 Don't worry! I'll save you! I brought Shiela!

    • @DJChiefX197
      @DJChiefX197 9 лет назад

      Good on ya', mate!

    • @kierengribben4648
      @kierengribben4648 9 лет назад

      BBrown4 Even Halsey had the hots for him. Cortana is based of of halsey's memories and knowledge. So technically, Cortana is Halsey lol xD

  • @panstriato2
    @panstriato2 8 лет назад +2

    The genetically lucky trope comes from one of the RINGworld books.

  • @MermDaddy
    @MermDaddy 10 лет назад +4

    I saw that comment correcting your pronunciation of 117. Did it really piss him off that much. I have played every halo game multiple times and your pronunciation did not eve slightly anger me

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      It's all good, some things bother some people more than others. He was technically correct anyway, so it ain't no thang.

  • @Krittening
    @Krittening 10 лет назад +4

    TIL: Master Chief is a demi-god.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      TIL: PJohnnyJX is a god among men.

  • @Willgler
    @Willgler 9 лет назад +1

    wood-chucking chief!! i love it!!

  • @22steve5150
    @22steve5150 10 лет назад +10

    I don't mean to nitpick, but the video fucks up a ton of info. First they got his height/weight with and without the suit wrong (7 foot, 1000 pounds in suit, 6'7" 287 pounds without suit), they claim he is the last Spartan II remaining (there are at least a dozen others left plus some Spartan IIIs and a ton of Spartan IVs), and he was not the tallest or biggest or strongest or fastest or even the smartest of the Spartan II's, he was just the best all around, the best leader, and the luckiest of them. Some other basic info is not presented correctly, for instance; the Covenent high prophets don't think that they will be killed by the rings, they think that they as true believers will reach "transcendence" with the forerunners, their entire religion is based on a gross misunderstanding of forerunner records. The only part that they are knowingly being "false" about is their war on humanity and that is because when they find out that the forerunner tech was meant for future humans to operate, they fear that such a revelation would destroy their religion based society that assumes that the prophet's own species is destined to operate the forerunner made rings, which would break their religious mandated control over the other species in the covenant.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +5

      Thanks for your comment/concern!
      His height/weight stats vary depending on the sources. We went with the more conservative numbers to keep from exaggerating. You can find the stats we used directly from the John-117 Halo Wiki as well as other sources. When we say he was the tallest/fastest in his class we are referring to his classmates on Eridanus II (just normal children). We made no comparisons between John and the other Spartans. You're right in saying the Covenant believe they will ascend to The Great Journey, but that will only happen when their material body is killed. They will be killed in this life, however they plan to survive in an "afterlife".
      When we mention the Covenant as false prophets, we make no mention of whether they are knowingly being false. We only say that they are wrong and the reasons for that were not discussed because we felt it was not relevant to the content of the video.
      As for Master Chief being the last spartan, it was said in Halo CE and Halo 3 that he was the last Spartan II. However according to later releases (mostly books from what I recall) the story was changed to have other surviving Spartan II's. Like many "facts" in video game series, the validity of certain things depend on where you look and what you believe. Perhaps we shouldn't have been so certain about it.
      Thanks for laying out your concern instead of leaving a generic, negative comment.

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 10 лет назад

      Treesicle Okay, I get it now, thanks for clarifying it for me! Oh, and if you do any additional videos about some of the weird stuff in the series, take a look at how all 3 of the high prophets die in a way that is ironic given their titles, that is some hilarious stuff.

    • @pokemonfan118
      @pokemonfan118 10 лет назад

      LOL get wrecked xD

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад

      22steve5150 No problem! Hmmm that's interesting. I haven't heard that theory before! We are planning to release other content besides The Story You Never Knew at some point, and things like that are what we're considering. Care to elaborate on how the death of each prophet is ironic? I can see where it might be going.

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 10 лет назад +2

      Treesicle OK cool. The basis is that each of the prophets had a history of acting counter to their title and then died in such an ironic way.
      Regret was the most impulsive and reckless of the Prophets and he showed little to no regret for any of his actions (such as blackmail of the previous prophets, screwing up Truth's plan to use insurrectionist humans from "the rubble" to locate Earth in 2535, and his ill fated expedition to Earth that obviously was not properly scouted for beforehand, along with allowing "the demon" Master Chief to reach Halo installation 05. Even before master chief punchasized his face into oblivion, it was clear that the other prophets wanted him dead, calling back their horde of phantoms with troops on their way to save Regret and opting to glass the structure instead. His two closes friends and peers not only did not regret his death, they used it to make a move against the Elites.
      Truth was the most vocal speaker (and liar) for the Prophets, lying to and manipulating virtually all those around him including the other prophets (overall he displays many sociopath like tendencies), even allowing both of his fellow prophets to die very preventable deaths and lying to cover for the fact that he was simply consolidating power. His ironic death was what the Arbiter said when dispatching him, that he was "silencing" Truth's lies.
      Mercy showed no mercy for either humanity who he knew were not guilty of the heresy that they were charged with (even with his dying statement to MC) or for Thel Vadamee during his trial, being the most vocal in condemning Thel, and he likewise showed no mercy to Thel in ordering his betrayal by Tartarus despite the great works he had done for the Covenent as Arbiter. His Ironic death was in the fact that when attacked by a flood spore, Truth ordered him to be left be when he could have been saved, not even ordering Tartarus to deliver him a death blow to prevent his being slowly eaten and turned into a flood organism. Master Chief was the one who showed mercy by instantly killing both the flood spore and the Prophet when he ripped it out of the prophet's throat.
      Also on a related note, Noble team's deaths were ironic.
      --Kat, the brilliant one who thinks of the ops and is their intel specialist gets shot in her head
      --Jorge who was sentimental and protective of the planet Reach, dies thinking he had just saved the planet from destruction
      --Emile who is repeatedly seen playing with his knife, is stabbed to death and uses his knife to kill the Elite who mortally wounded him
      --Carter the team leader, sacrifices himself for his remaining men by flying his pelican into a Scarab to clear the way for them
      ----Spartan B312 the new guy who used to operate "as a lone wolf" in his last assignment, dies alone and surrounded, as a lone, cornered wolf.

  • @bluerhy7hm
    @bluerhy7hm 8 лет назад +4

    all i got out of it was. john was a BADASS

    • @justapug9872
      @justapug9872 8 лет назад +1

      Me too man, me too

    • @brisky7589
      @brisky7589 8 лет назад

      fucking brony

    • @bluerhy7hm
      @bluerhy7hm 8 лет назад

      Did you are a brony also.

    • @diceskull
      @diceskull 8 лет назад

      the fucking jokes are ridiculously corny as fuck

  • @williamwatson8460
    @williamwatson8460 10 лет назад

    Thank you for doing what you are doing. Laughter makes my shackles bearable.

  • @MarioTheLiopleurodon
    @MarioTheLiopleurodon 9 лет назад +4

    *Alien space Nazis have arrived through a massive portal in space, they're destroying cities and we need to stop them* *que the Sci-Fi video game equivalent to the Avengers* This team is comprised of John-117, Samus Aran, Isaac Clarke, Gordon Freeman, and Subject Delta. They are "The SUITors"..... get it? SUIT-ors: because they all wear some kind of powersuit? Yeah that was corny, I'll shut up now.

  • @badman477
    @badman477 8 лет назад +3

    Do John Shepard, Mass Effect!

  • @tkn9931
    @tkn9931 10 лет назад

    Amazing :D combining knowledge, humor and some common sense can really have a great outcome. Good to know, there are still people doing so! Thanks a lot and please continue this when halo 5 is released =)

  • @T0YCHEST
    @T0YCHEST 10 лет назад +6

    Aren't there like 100+ spartan ll's alive working in the fields of spartan lll development

    • @deadgirlwalking6454
      @deadgirlwalking6454 10 лет назад +1

      Less than 10 Spartan IIs are alive today. The same goes for the Spartan IIIs.

    • @Southpaw4696
      @Southpaw4696 10 лет назад +2

      Joshua Wayne Spartan III production was restarted after the events of Onyx...

    • @deadgirlwalking6454
      @deadgirlwalking6454 10 лет назад +1

      Simeon Overbo Really? I guess I missed something. Because as far as I know, the only Spartans still active are the handful of Spartan IIs and Spartan IIIs, along with Infinity's Spartan IVs. I'd assume that the Third batch was shut down completely since they'd have to go back to enlisting children, but with the war technically 'over' and Halsey no longer working for the UNSC, that would unnecessary.
      To my knowledge, the Fourth program is the only active Spartan Program that's still pumping out more recruits. The surviving Spartans from older programs were offered a chance to be integrated into the Spartan IV program, however.

    • @Southpaw4696
      @Southpaw4696 10 лет назад

      I'll have to reread Ghosts of Onyx, but I'm fairly sure they referenced a tertiary phase of recruits for the III's after the one on Onyx proper. If I'm wrong, my apologies for wasting anyone's time.

    • @deadgirlwalking6454
      @deadgirlwalking6454 10 лет назад +1

      Simeon Overbo You're not wasting anyone's time, man, trust me, you had me thinking there. I believe you're talking about GAMMA division, but I could be wrong :)

  • @caboose1one
    @caboose1one 10 лет назад +5

    He showed a picture of the hive from destiny when talking about the flood... Lol

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +1

      Preston Hobbos glad you got the destiny reference ;) haha

    • @crimsondrawings
      @crimsondrawings 10 лет назад +2

      Treesicle The Hive are actually based off the flood and the fallen are based of of the covonent same goes for the vex with the promethiens

    • @FrecklePhantomhive
      @FrecklePhantomhive 10 лет назад

      DEVILBOSS RYAN Yeah, but what about the Cabal? Got you there.

    • @crimsondrawings
      @crimsondrawings 10 лет назад

      Freckle Phantomhive well there arnt 4 enemies in halo

    • @MrBeny127
      @MrBeny127 10 лет назад

      I was thinking about that a couple weeks ago lol

  • @dondunfiato7983
    @dondunfiato7983 10 лет назад

    this is so fuckin' epic. the commentary, the pictures, the passages, its all beautiful :') i wish i could upvote this shit x100

  • @LS-zx6xu
    @LS-zx6xu 10 лет назад +13

    Omg people saying Jesus was from Mexico. His real name was Yahweh from. Bethlehem

    • @nickfrazier78
      @nickfrazier78 10 лет назад +10

      opposition: "no way, man"
      You: "yahweh"

    • @LS-zx6xu
      @LS-zx6xu 10 лет назад

      SolHero123 describe what the english word opposition means. I'm sorry i

    • @nickfrazier78
      @nickfrazier78 10 лет назад

      as in to oppose or be against

    • @nix-houndwyvern5828
      @nix-houndwyvern5828 10 лет назад +10

      Jesus was his real name; Yahweh is a sacred Jewish name for God.

    • @mortalslide
      @mortalslide 9 лет назад

      Yahweh... pronounced similarly to "Yaoi".
      I'm just gonna let that sink in.

  • @arturkim1378
    @arturkim1378 10 лет назад +28

    Are you actually gay and into lumberjacks?

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +50

      Artur Kim I'll never tell...

    • @arturkim1378
      @arturkim1378 10 лет назад

      Treesicle Haha then we'll never know...

    • @Marki9029
      @Marki9029 10 лет назад +10

      Artur Kim His name is Treesicle...Must be a wood fetish.

    • @arturkim1378
      @arturkim1378 10 лет назад

      ***** Their*. There's 4 guys

    • @Marki9029
      @Marki9029 10 лет назад

      Artur Kim Wait, do all of them have wood fetishes then?

  • @Anon_Fox
    @Anon_Fox 9 лет назад

    Loved Halo ever since a kid. So much of a deeper story than what most think..

  • @Maseanation
    @Maseanation 10 лет назад +4

    john one-one-seven... not john one-seventeen...

    • @BasedOlympian
      @BasedOlympian 10 лет назад

      It can also be said one-seventeen. but most of the name its one-one-seven

    • @Maseanation
      @Maseanation 10 лет назад +4

      Nate Schneider I hate to anal about it, but no it can't. Thats how the chief says it. Thats how its meant to be said. Plus it just rolls off the tongue so much better.

    • @0121D0ONE
      @0121D0ONE 10 лет назад

      Mason McIntosh Nate Schneider Also in military speak, you say one one seven not one seventeen. Easier to say over radio don't you think?

    • @haloman5230
      @haloman5230 10 лет назад +3

      I prefer the term john one-twenty-minus-three. Just gets it out so clearly. And makes sure that the person I'm speaking to does math good. :/

  • @StandardSpec.
    @StandardSpec. 8 лет назад +3

    This is a brilliant video and after thinking about it for a while I realized that halo has more religious parallels. In the book of revelations (a book from the bible.) there are seven Angels and one angels blows into a horn when something bad happens. Eg. The first horn is sounded at world war 1 and the second at world war 2. So far 6 of the 7 horns have been sounded with the sixth one being blown when the trouble in the Middle East started. I thought to myself "could the covenant trying to activate halo in the games be representing the seventh horn being blown?" Because the seventh horn being blown is supposed to signal the end of the world and the halo ring destroys all sentient life in the universe which is almost the same thing. It is also said that when the final horn is sounded gods army will fight the Devils army and halo represents this by having the humans fight the covenant. It's very interesting when you think about it.

  • @vendrick4571
    @vendrick4571 6 лет назад

    5:35 “No pulse from that bitch” HAHA 🤣 I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING 😂

  • @BentonWithMovies
    @BentonWithMovies 9 лет назад +4

    yeah.. i thought this would be more lol.. i mean its kinda well known that halo has religious undertones. so if thats it? then im kinda disappointed :(

  • @anthonysoprano7066
    @anthonysoprano7066 10 лет назад +5

    This is cool and all as I'm a super halo fan, however,as a catholic I find this a tad offensive

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +13

      Awesome Possum Gaming Care to elaborate? I don't feel we made any statements about religion as a whole in this video. Just the Covenant's extremist take on their religion (no way indicative of actual religions in real life). We have no issues with any kind of religion! (or lack there of)

    • @Marki9029
      @Marki9029 10 лет назад +14

      Awesome Possum Gaming Ah shove off. You can't say anything nowadays that isn't considered offensive.

    • @OrangeUtan1
      @OrangeUtan1 10 лет назад +4

      How is it offensive in anyway if you are offended then no one gives a shit.

    • @WaddelingProductions
      @WaddelingProductions 10 лет назад +1

      Catholics are Christians

    • @anthonysoprano7066
      @anthonysoprano7066 10 лет назад +5

      Why diagnose me with a mental illness. Are you a doctor? There could be a man know as the stupidest man alive and yet, he wouldn't have autism. I'm sure if you had kids you'd be thankful for the fact that they are healthy. You sure as he'll wouldn't be calling someone autistic that's for sure...

  • @asyasylin
    @asyasylin 9 лет назад

    I just had a thought after watching this video that Master Chief after each objective went to go chop wood. Nice vid.

  • @jakeymilmil7736
    @jakeymilmil7736 10 лет назад +5

    Hi

  • @b00m13
    @b00m13 9 лет назад +3

    Thumbs up if you were annoyed of MC being called "One Seventeen", instead of the correct "One One Seven"

  • @liamgaffney97
    @liamgaffney97 10 лет назад

    Ive never played any game in the Halo franchise but theres no doubt about: Master Chief is one of video games history's greatest characters

  • @evanfreel5386
    @evanfreel5386 10 лет назад +4

    LINK LINK LINK LINK!

  • @zoidberg96913
    @zoidberg96913 10 лет назад +4

    Half life 3 confirmed.

    • @Treesicle
      @Treesicle  10 лет назад +2

      Unkel Dolan #wishfulthinking

    • @theultimateduo9271
      @theultimateduo9271 10 лет назад

      Lol so much things that confirm Half-Life 2:episode 3 or Half-Life 3

  • @eviehammond9638
    @eviehammond9638 8 лет назад

    I have laughed this hard only one or two times in my entire life -- and I'm an Olympic laugher. Thanks, I needed that. The "Shake Weight" thing nearly killed Michelle

  • @ajr993
    @ajr993 9 лет назад +8

    What's with the annoying lumberjack and flannel shit?

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 9 лет назад +15

    "lucky nature", meaning poor storytelling haha

    • @chief6163
      @chief6163 7 лет назад +2

      barbaro267 no he means luck

    • @fossilyboi1056
      @fossilyboi1056 6 лет назад +1

      SusBusGaming Halo 4 had the best story as agreed by most of the community. Just it’s gameplay wasn’t as good

  • @MetaMikeG
    @MetaMikeG 10 лет назад

    This was amazing dude, holy shit well done

  • @beyondw01f3
    @beyondw01f3 8 лет назад

    our unrivalled contribution to this universe...
    *now introducing the snuggy*
    *the blanket with sleeves*

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 9 лет назад

    Got goosebumps at "And so, you must be silenced"

  • @zayaannashrid1374
    @zayaannashrid1374 8 лет назад

    I have never laughed so hard recently XD
    You guys have got a sub

  • @edgargarza1174
    @edgargarza1174 9 лет назад

    This was a interesting and funny story lol gained a subscriber keep up the good work 😂