Rare Star Tulips & Cooked Volcanic Rocks
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025
- What kind of jadrool bastard complains about something as insignificant as wearing a mask? Are any of these shit-for-brains crybabies aware that during the 1918 pandemic in various counties in California, one could be thrown in the can for ten days for not wearing one? If this kind of pathetically low level of group sacrifice had been around during World War 2, would we all be speaking German right now.
CPBBD has gained too many followers as of late, so here's an attempt to clean house and purge some of the jackasses, especially those stupid enough to leave angry comments.
Why not have this "flushing of the toilet" occur in a video highlighting a rare member of the lily family known only from two mountain tops in Northern California? #Calochortus #persistens is so named because the sepals persist long after the flower has been pollinated. It grows on pre-Cenozoic metavolcanic rocks in the Klamath Mountains in open exposures in otherwise shady coniferous forest.
#Silene campanulata
#Collomia grandiflora
#Triteleia crocea
#Penstemon speciosus
#Erigeron klamathensis
#Frasera albicaulis
#Lilium washingtonianum purpurascens
#Calochortus persistens
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Can’t tell how much I appreciate these videos. Because of poor health I am often confined to the couch so I couldn’t go out botanizing in the wild even if I wanted. Keep up the good work! 👍
same boat here; these vids allow me to live vicariously or bring back memories from when I could. Im indebted and greatful
Please make those butterflies on a turd into a sticker or something. That's the best thing I've seen all week.
Great idea Cliff!
It's worthy of a watercolor. I already have it drawn, LOL!
I took a screen shot!
for real i was 20 minutes out on a really shit mood and that made me laugh alot
Just the week? 👀
Thank you for the therapy for us shut-ins. You're a hero, sir.
Perfect inspiration, on my way there this morning to recharge my batteries with the sound of.....nothing. I believe some people who have built homes in the area are also the source of the invasives - trying to make it look like suburbia. 😑 Thanks for highlighting the natural beauty of this place.
Dude thanks for your vids. Don’t know how special these are to me while I’m trapped in my repulsive east coast city.
What a delight after the doldrums and depression that comes of looking at the news about coronavirus and mask conspiracy whack-os! Your well-placed misanthropy puts a smile on my face. I laughed aloud at your inspirational butterfly calendar close-up. And then you shifted from the absurd to the sublime with your next panorama as you rounded the bluff to show us the Silene campanulatum. It was breath-taking, albeit brief. I had to rewind and pause to take it in. There were so many plant and rock textures in that sweep of your camera that are worthy of the adoration of an Impressionist master. I DO want to screenshot and frame that one, since I can't go out to see it myself. Thank you for taking us along.
Wow! fantastic plants you have there...i'm so glad and thankful that you're interested because i get to see them too. It's a gift, thank-you!
Nothing is more real and dead ass serious than the sound of the wind on a silent landscape.
I like the rock identifycation. The shutdown has let the wildlife come out of hiding. I have two falcons hanging around my place. People n cars usually keep the critters away. Would much rather keep the wildlife and scare the people away. BTW the plants are always spectacular and because of you I know what I'm looking at sometimes. Thanks
Oh man that is so nice! I had a little baby deer follow and look at me walking the dogs. The little babe didn't run it just cocked its head like 45* and looked, my dogs were trying to get to it but they were on leash. I waved and said "Hey pretty baby" then it's head cocked like 90* haha and it wagged it's little tail. Beautiful.
The short term consequences of the sudden reduction of aerosols in the atmosphere kind of sucks, but your videos help to keep me going so thank you for that dude.
I don't know what kind of education this guy got, but being able to instantly recall the botanical and geologic terms is near genius, if not full fledged genius..
I wish we had a channel like this here in Australia, I've learnt so much already from your vids, and I aint even in the US. Oh well, still enjoy em. That landscape is amazing. And yeah, too many people are just unhinged gronks now.
Thanks for your inspirational vidjeos. I live in Yurop so our botanical environs are different, but today I visited the local university's botanical gardens and enjoyed it a lot. Not too many bipedals around either, which helps.
I'm so glad I found you. This content is so many things I enjoy wrapped up into one.
Man, this vid “rocked it” today for me. The simple and sheer beauty of nature shines through everything you showed us. Finding beauty and appreciating small wonders is tough these days. Thanks for showing us where to look. I know that I, for one, feel a lot less mass suicidal as a result of your efforts.😉😁
man i cant thank you enough for these videos for the last few months. not really able to travel away and your stuff is informative and entertaining with that plant fun facts and stuff.
This venue just moved up to my number two favorite source of botanical knowledge because of that wonderfully lovely bastard Frasera Albicaulis, made my day man, awesome looking plant.. and the butterflies on the turds, smashingly awesome.. also, Still a solid number one venue for salty, smart ass commentary.
Those rock gardens were next level... the calochortus comin out of the rocks damm
You always post your vids while I am at work. Work makes me bitter and ornery about people. So I come home and watch your vids and the timing could not be any more perfect. Always cures my funk! Thanks again for saving the day for me.
It’s funny, you started going into the misanthropic rant and I didn’t even notice...cause that’s my brain 24/7. Woo woo
Very happy to hear your knowledge. Great delivery 👍
Coffee in my cup and you!!!! I'm happy.
Those are amazing little plants, the Calochortus! Wow. The nectaries were very cool, thanks for getting down in there with that amazing camera work.
Great video. Those tulips are stellar. so many great moments in this video. From shitty butterflies, dog banter, Yreka shit talking, and upper decking your enemies. You've got me walking around my neighborhood in Portland and taking photos of peoples yard gardens so that I can identify stuff.
"So dainty uwu!" You can't tell me that wasn't an uwu, lmao
Awesome episode! loved the little wildflower gardens everywhere.
What do you use as a camera? Just your phone?
I recently got a 4k TV and well, it's mostly to look at cool nature shit. The details of plants are always so much cooler IRL, and while your vids are great, they would be fuckin' AMAZEBALLS if they were shown at Planet Earth II resolution. Hell, I bet many subscribers here would donate to get you a nice camera, or if you're just using a phone and prefer that (I know I do - big cameras are a pain in the ass to carry around when hiking in cool areas), one that can record in 4k nicely. Seriously. I'd put $100 towards getting you a good camera :D
Thanks. I needed this. Some of the most beautiful rock gardens I have ever seen. Lucky and knowledgeable, keep goin keep er lit
I die every time this guy sarcastically said “oooh🥺😍” 😂😂😂 this plant shit is so cute 🌸🍃
I think it's more of a sincere self-deprecating authenticity than sarcasm 🧐😊
Sloane Glover boy I really hope so 😂😂
"I just find myself just...so repulsed"
"Disliking and avoiding- misanthropic." Knowledge is power. Running behind you picking up words.
Thanks for confirming the yerba santa, I've been wondering about it here in the sonoma county coast ranges for a while. Star thistle is said to have arrived in Alfalfa bales but I think that just means our local population here.
OMG and then the tulip! I love this Fk''N channel! SOMEONE, ANYONE send this guy some money. Where is the one decent rich guy? step up, send this guy at least a couple grand. Banger of an episode watched it three times, free. Damn I wish I wasn't so poor I would send more than a few bucks from time to time. thanks guy.
He's also an artist, if you follow him on Instagram you can buy some of his many prints.
Ayo i love the shit you do and the messages you spread, keep it up.
Yes, I am officially jealous! Too long since I was in the Siskiyous.
thank you thank you thank you for making me laugh and educating me at the same time! have you ever discovered a new species of plant?
Im in Sacramento. love to see you do sonething around here too
Found a healthy couple of clumps of Lobelia Cardinalis yesterday, made my day. I cut back all the privet & crap threatening it.
Thanks for the views & flora!
Will these Rock Tulips grow in just any soil type? I am wondering if there is something special about the locations they are found.
Just discovered ur channel, it is just so amazing so chill. Love it!
Square stems are always so bizarre no matter how many times I see them, thanks for the vid
I was just in that area in March with my wife, it was nice, but that fire damage was truly heartbreaking to see.
And those beautiful views you show us goddamn I'm jealous
Siskiyou County is so beautiful! I spent a lot of my childhood vacations on the Klamath River and Yreka was the nearest "big" city to our camp.
I so enjoy your outspoken manner.
Funny all 10 members of the APG 2 came to dislike the video because you encourage people to pronounce Latin however they want.
And please make some posters or greeting cards of the butterflies on the turd!!!! Thanks
WNUAAAAAA 95.5555555555
my mom, rest her soul, used to make me listen to that nightmare channel too.
solidarity brother.
I really needed to see one of your videos
today. Thank you man.
The Shuggie Otis version of Strawberry Letter 23 is the one you need.
By coincidence, saw a video of the Johnson performing Strawberry Letters #23 a couple of days ago on RUclips, the song's much more effective in Jackie Brown though, Tarantino has selected the soundtracks well
Mystik Journeymen sampled a very nice groove from that song, the part where they "ooo oooo ooo ooo ooo". I sampled it too once, and chopped it up. Another nice part to sample and add to a track, is the when all the instruments drop out except the electric guitar, which takes the song into the breakdown.
ruclips.net/video/TaA6gX3Ie7c/видео.html
"Next Stop Oakland" by Mystik Journeymen
@@alexisangelucci Hello Miss Rose! Miss you too! I am going to go say hi to the animals right now...... Still haven't replaced my phone, which I thoroughly destroyed during the first month of the Pandemic, in a particularly acute fit of rage against technology........ New E guitar hunh? :-)
Chillin with a cup of coffee enjoying this video. Do you ever come to Idaho? I'm in southern Idaho and would love to see a video. 😊
Good morning my mouthy ass botanist
Always glad to see when you get on here and start digressing with a new story
All of them are quite interesting on how you feel about the human plague
“So dainty oOoOoh “ 😂
I'm afraid Karen's are an invasive species
They've naturalized and are said to have arrived from Europe
Pretty sure I've seen some karen spawning-pits up in the LA hills
They are edible if you get 'em young. That's what I heard on Ellen or something.
@@buillioncubes Sure, the most american of american women "arrived from Europe"...
I'm afraid too, Robert.
i wanna hear the anti smokey bear rant
Geeez, you drag out family to bore hell out of them? You flower toucher! :D
I’ve got mullein growing in my yard here in Va.
I think they're really cool, but they're native here in Oklahoma. I recently learned that it's very illegal to use the seeds for fishing. So I'll definitely never, ever even consider trying such a thing. No way.
@@lisakukla459 mullein is not native to North American. It was introduced from Europe. Its native to Europe northern Africa and parts of Asia
@@rayestes1508 Oh, oops. I know permaculture and I have a knack for growing vegetables, but I'm very new to botany. A giant park opened about 2 years ago in Tulsa called The Gathering Place and they went big on packing it full of what they're calling native plant species, recreating the 11 (I think) eco-regions and soil types of Oklahoma and all that stuff. They planted mullein everywhere, so I was going off what I "learned" there. Would it be more accurate to call it "endemic?"
@Blood Eagle 88 To whom, and in what way, please?
@@lisakukla459 No, "endemic" is not the correct term for mullein in Oklahoma. "Naturalized invasive weed" better describes it.
Mullein is invasive as hell here too, but great for wiping your arse.
So good stopping for smoko, sitting down with a coffee and a vid of wildflowers. That is a gorgeous spot.
Forgive me if you've already elaborated on this before, but how do you find these microbiomes for when you Film a video? Do you look at a geological map to narrow soil types down and make an educated guess? Walk about on trail systems until you find an area you want to do a video on?
Muy interesante, hermosas plantas y sus flores amarillas y o diversos colores.
Got a lot of overlap in the flora there and what you'd see in the eastern Cascades of northern Oregon and southern Washington.
Jepson manual and Xanax. Spewed my coffee. Hope we get to see you in our part of the world one day. East of where you are right now, on the state line.
"Fuck hope. The public sucks." -George Carlin
Love your video!
You are so very right!!
Wish our idiots would grow up!!!
Blessings 🙏
"would we all be speaking German right now. " Ein übergeordnete Sprache.
Love conifer and the alpine. Now I love the flowers that go with it too.
I love just a few hours from this so I’m gonna try and visit pilot rock because of this video
So I took your advice and made some birthday cards of the butterfly on poop!
I also regularly consume more caffeine than is necessary and wander for miles looking at geology, plants, archaeology, etc while spouting misanthropic diatribes. Bighorn Mountains/Bighorn Basin, Wyoming. Great place for it.
I went out to a place like this to get out of the craziness that was people. Lo in behold I look down at the crack in the rocks, and there's a domino's pizza box.
I will continue going 'out there' and documenting what I see. It was very satisfying finding milkweeds nearly everywhere I went; I've really come to love those guys because of you. So keep talking, it'll keep reaching people.
Yes, that would be a POETIC Christmas card.
As always, thank you for your videos. I almost always take notes now while I watch to study subfamilies and botanical terms later. And to top it all off, now I want a cannoli!
Our farm is in the Columbia basin. One of our neighbors snuck a load of uninspected hay from California, now we're having to spray yellow starthistle every year. If we didn't, we'd get fined. Our neighbor that brought the starthistle doesn't spray anyway, and our other neighbor is someone's father-in-law and doesn't spray either. We usually dump several hundred dollars worth of chemical a year, and we've only got 45 acres.
Side note, if you want to come out for a visit to our patch of dirt, hmu. I can show you the world (of Morrow County and surrounding areas).
“I’d rather die than have my freedom taken away!”
*Covid; “Hold my beer…”*
This was exactly the video I needed, and helped me get a better handle on identifying some unfamiliar versions of plants I recently saw at The Gargoyles (about 5000 feet, near Sonora Pass, nice middle-of-nowhere), including some lilies with a very narrow petal base forming almost a tube that flared out halfway up. Some Calochortus up there, too, no idea what variety. Illegitimus non carborundum.
Great video once again!! I’m heading to the Ft Davis Mountains and Big Bend to heat the Texas heat LOL. Let me know when you hit up the Rio Grande Valley I’ll show you all the Asclepias I have growing
Dope Calochortus. Thanks. The vids just get better every time.
I'd heard like 3 modern versions of that song I'd never heard that original, thanks!
We have a nice Silene latifolia in upstate NY. Not so frilly but sharp.
"THIS IS MY SAFE PLACE!"
I recite plant families while driving now.
This is your fault.
Nature's Rock Garden.
I always learn something new and interesting when I watch your videos; today, I learned what an Upper Decker is...
when I saw "cooked volcanic rocks" in the title, I knew I was in for a treat.
Who doesn't like taco trucks? Inconceivable.
I’M AWAITING THE DELIVERY OF THOSE POSTERS!!! 😂🤣
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Thanks for the great field trip after a crazy week. And thanks for the laughs.
Re: George Carlin, right? I think Sam Kinison would have too.
Oh man - the butterflies!
Hey buddy,
if you have an ear wig like that on 25:00, you'll have to think of the end of the song to get rid of it.
It really works!
TY for sharing.
Uh oh, Pacific Bulb Society 🔥! Seriously though growing Calochortus would be amazing if you could (tolmiei would be the one I would try if I could) -- I wonder if it would be possible though without the serpentine or other special soil types. And obv taking the seeds just to potentially waste them if it doesn't grow seems wrong.
Do you ever find a plant you don’t know? Man your good!
Glad a big 'ol spider didn't jump outta dat funnel web @ 19:40, you'd be talkin' to it askin 'it where it's goin and how it's been enjoyin' it's day. eeeww You're so nice ♥ oo-oooh-oo ♥
I disagree with you on a lot of politics I've noticed over your videos but God damn i love your videos dude. I love Geology.
And I love how the name of the plant is printed on the screen
Hey man, I may be wrong in this case, but usually basalt makes shield volcanos. That thing looks like something else; rrhyolite or andesite?
It's very old (>65 Mya) , metamorphosed volcanics.... Any volcano it would have made has since been made unrecognizable and weathered.
I wear a mask even though my beard makes it almost worthless for protecting others or myself
Your beard expels vapor like your mouth and nose? It breaths stuff into your lungs like your mouth and nose? 🤔
Just checking because my beard doesn't and I was afraid I got shortchanged. I wear a mask and haven't caught the virus, either. Havent won the lottery, been hit by a train or struck by lightning either.
At least you made the tough choice to put your face coiffure over the lives of your loved ones. You can rest easy that you did everything you could!
I’m mad this is so entertaining and more mad I can’t show it to my 6th graders.
Look up detrivore on wiki to get some more pics of butterflies lapping at some shit. That wiki page changed my definition of art.
Wahooo! A new video! So enjoy the learning! Re: social distancing, remote work: Google just told 200,000 employees to expect to work remotely through 2021.
Dude the shame I see is that there will always and forever be a need for the George Carlin's of the world. The one and only was and is a master.
Lol I thought nothing of it when I heard him call the buckwheat "your sulfur fuckweed _Eriogonum umbellatum_"