@@atharvsharma1866it's about supply and demand, they only get paid when someone dies. And how many families do we know who hire professional mourners!? They have less jobs but whenever they are called up you know the victim lived a sad life
1:27 I'm half Haitian, and it scared me whenever a family I didn't really know died. Sometimes, my family would hire professional funeral mourners and place them around the cathedral, and during that, they would start going off, and then almost everyone would start screaming. It was like a scene out of a scary movie. I was horrified
He can’t be talking about how easy a job is that gets you £78k a year either. He could literally just react to videos for the year and make at least six figures 😂
i didnt know funeral mourners still existed today but it was very common in ancient greece and rome as part of the funeral procession. In fact they were acc wailing and beating their chests, interesting job!
I often wonder just HOW old that particular job is - you can find examples of professional mourners in pretty much every prior civilization we've discovered so far, so it goes back 5+ thousand years at the very least.
They still exist in many areas of Africa and Asia, and they were also common in Ireland! Ireland had many women who were 'keeners', keening being a loud wailing lament.
I feel it is the saddest job because they are mostly hired when the person who has died hasn’t got many friends or family. Normally they are there is fill seats to trick the other people there that they had lots of friends.
i don't really know about other places, but where I'm from they're not there because no one cares sometimes they're there because people really care, the dead person was really popular you will find them the most at the mayor or the village's wealthiest people's funeral and usually they're just supporting the grieving family and making some money, think of it like beggars, when you visit the graves you will find them there say random stuff pray and recite Qur'an just to get some cash, and it's no longer relevent and only occurs in cities which are mainly inhabited by farmers
Pet therapy is very important, especially for service dogs, animals have mental health just like humans, I'm a bit disappointed how many people think animals are just live objects
Professional golf ball hunter here. $1 per ball is a nuts over exaggeration. You end up finding about 25% junk unplayable balls with little to no value, 50% good ionomer balls at about $.30 each, and 25% premium urethane balls in very good condition that go for about $1 each. These mostly get sold in bulk at much lower prices, so you average value per ball is closer to $.45 at the end of the day. Studies show that balls with even a mild scuff will get waterlogged and be unplayable after a couple hours in the water, it permeates the covers quite easily. We find most of our balls in the woods and heavily vegetated areas where the balls aren't water damaged. Incredibly fun and rewarding activity though if you have proper permissions from course ownership! We donate most of our balls back to the courses after filming to be used as range balls or for their youth camps. I highly recommend it ⛳😃
@@wyterabitt2149 Large companies stick to pond dredging which gives a huge amount of balls if you have heavy machinery or drain the ponds, so not an unreasonable number in that instance. Still, a lot of golf balls!!
There used to be capacity problems with trains in Japan where they could not keep up with peak hour requirements, which warranted the use of pushers. Thankfully now they are rarely seen as services were increased and trains were lengthened to 10-15 cars on all lines in Tokyo. So if you ever visit Japan, chances are you will not see pushers.
Hiring of funeral mourners is a real thing here in Ghana. They're mostly hired in instances where the deceased was hated by people or when a criminal passes away. I don't think they make as much as £71k annually but they do make a lot of money.
If you’re paying someone to attend a loved one’s funeral, you had a falling-out with that loved one and rather not attend his funeral in the first place.
8:20 the way that guy got squeezed against the door but at the same time shoved into the crowd on the train was something else especially with him not giving a fuck or even trying to make it easier 🤣
Professional mourners are for people who dont have many close relationship...its to show souls that he or she were not alone and had someone who would mourn after their death
New Sidemen Video Please, JJ: Professional Mourner - Simon: Professional Merman - Vik: Professional Paint Drying Watcher - Harry: golf ball collector - Ethan: Animal Psychic - Tobi: Professional Train Pusher - Josh: Dog Food Tester Thank You 😆
Those dog food testers clearly don't know what good food tastes like. Clearly, they're hiring the wrong people if its supposed to be good for humans as well
after seeing that salary, I might just start learning to cry... in fact, I feel a tear coming on 😢
they make that much because people hire them for when they die
@@imxjonny956 what? i dont understand? that is what funeral means
@@atharvsharma1866it's about supply and demand, they only get paid when someone dies. And how many families do we know who hire professional mourners!? They have less jobs but whenever they are called up you know the victim lived a sad life
i need to hire you for my funeral in advance :,( cause no one is gonna show up
@@atharvsharma1866I think he’s trying to say it’s not guaranteed they get 70k+ a year people need to hire them for them to make that much
1:27 I'm half Haitian, and it scared me whenever a family I didn't really know died. Sometimes, my family would hire professional funeral mourners and place them around the cathedral, and during that, they would start going off, and then almost everyone would start screaming. It was like a scene out of a scary movie. I was horrified
nuh uh
Come on jj let's be honest you can't be a professional mourner
You would probably start laughing mid way 😂😂
Bro I just can't imagine it😂
FR
He can’t be talking about how easy a job is that gets you £78k a year either. He could literally just react to videos for the year and make at least six figures 😂
2:16
JJ looks like he his vibing to a song when he is crying
My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging❤❤❤
@@yasirkhan11156 What parents fam
@@MSI-EHow does one access those emojis
@@ryanjagpal123real
@@ryanjagpal123 one can access these via laptop or pc.
An African village funeral is like a 4 day festival or cook out. The mourners are just the hypemen.
2:30 bro is throwing gang signs while crying 😂
i didnt know funeral mourners still existed today but it was very common in ancient greece and rome as part of the funeral procession. In fact they were acc wailing and beating their chests, interesting job!
I often wonder just HOW old that particular job is - you can find examples of professional mourners in pretty much every prior civilization we've discovered so far, so it goes back 5+ thousand years at the very least.
They still exist in many areas of Africa and Asia, and they were also common in Ireland! Ireland had many women who were 'keeners', keening being a loud wailing lament.
My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging😅😅😅
Dog food testers be more useless than my ass in a science group project
My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging😂😂😂
Well I don’t think there are that many things your ass is useful for. Just a couple of things but that’s it.
Real lmao
it can be useful to see the microbiome you have been culturing in it and study them
@@yasirkhan11156 get a job
paying someone else to cry for you at a funeral is such a power move
I feel like it’s quite the opposite. You don’t have enough people that love you enough to cry for you so you buy them????
I feel it is the saddest job because they are mostly hired when the person who has died hasn’t got many friends or family. Normally they are there is fill seats to trick the other people there that they had lots of friends.
i don't really know about other places, but where I'm from they're not there because no one cares sometimes they're there because people really care, the dead person was really popular you will find them the most at the mayor or the village's wealthiest people's funeral and usually they're just supporting the grieving family and making some money, think of it like beggars, when you visit the graves you will find them there say random stuff pray and recite Qur'an just to get some cash, and it's no longer relevent and only occurs in cities which are mainly inhabited by farmers
@@stevehangzo7159 Its got nothing to do with number of people, they are there just to create a 'mourning environment'.
@@dimplegargtgtsc.sambarocha344 yup I got the idea. But it still seems sad (prolly coz this is very alien to me)
Pet therapy is very important, especially for service dogs, animals have mental health just like humans, I'm a bit disappointed how many people think animals are just live objects
Crying and Collecting Golfballs are the only thing that has inspired me from this video!
What you gonna get that job
@@Shadowx34 Nah mate, I’m the CEO!
Wet Ballz Enterprises!
This is the types of videos that make this channel great and not the endless reactions to video completions
My brother. He is reacting to a video compilation
AI just ruined it for me.
Bro sidemen have fell off
that paint drying job would kill me
2:28 Eric Cartman
I saw this comment before I saw the clip. I wasn't disappointed 😂😂
Professional golf ball hunter here. $1 per ball is a nuts over exaggeration. You end up finding about 25% junk unplayable balls with little to no value, 50% good ionomer balls at about $.30 each, and 25% premium urethane balls in very good condition that go for about $1 each. These mostly get sold in bulk at much lower prices, so you average value per ball is closer to $.45 at the end of the day. Studies show that balls with even a mild scuff will get waterlogged and be unplayable after a couple hours in the water, it permeates the covers quite easily. We find most of our balls in the woods and heavily vegetated areas where the balls aren't water damaged. Incredibly fun and rewarding activity though if you have proper permissions from course ownership! We donate most of our balls back to the courses after filming to be used as range balls or for their youth camps. I highly recommend it ⛳😃
Also 1.3m balls in a year, is over 3500 balls per day every single day of the year without missing a day.
@@wyterabitt2149 Large companies stick to pond dredging which gives a huge amount of balls if you have heavy machinery or drain the ponds, so not an unreasonable number in that instance. Still, a lot of golf balls!!
There used to be capacity problems with trains in Japan where they could not keep up with peak hour requirements, which warranted the use of pushers. Thankfully now they are rarely seen as services were increased and trains were lengthened to 10-15 cars on all lines in Tokyo. So if you ever visit Japan, chances are you will not see pushers.
9:46 "Just suffer"
Olajide Olayinka Williams Olatunji
🤣🤣🤣
The dog food tester to getting no kitty analogy definitely proves JJ has ghost writers… bro was waffling 😂
Being a “sideman” is a weird job
Shut up bot
sideMEN not MAN.
Lmao
@@xmokoso2209singular is sideman- MAN
@@xmokoso2209 he was talking abt one sidemen which would be sideMAN
Hiring of funeral mourners is a real thing here in Ghana. They're mostly hired in instances where the deceased was hated by people or when a criminal passes away. I don't think they make as much as £71k annually but they do make a lot of money.
JJ stop hitting your desk 😂🤣
If JJ retires, Professional mourner will be the perfect job for him
Hell no if someone was pushing me into a subway to make space we have to catch hands 😂
Justice for Italian Bach
The weirdest job I think I’ve ever heard of is a ball fluffer
This vid was so funny 😂 i honestly needed a longer video from just the boys watching funny videos
Another solo SidemenReacts from KSI. This is legendary mate.
JJ IS AMAZING ❤
The original video mention Sidemen Sunday. What a legend.
9:04 this job could never exist in America. Complete chaos and violence
Not to mention the amount of lawsuits that would follow. 🤣🤣
YOOOOOOO I GOTTA START COLLETCING GOLF BALLS
8:56 Sir Theodore would never get inside that. They will all be blocked😂
I cried REAL tears when I learned those scammers get paid more than I do 😂😢
"I wana see the outside" LOL best description of a dog jj
JJ you can’t be a professional funeral mourner, I remember you saying you haven’t even been to a funeral. And that acting what was that 😂
Being a SIDEMEN EDITOR Is a weird Job.
No way, the thumbnail cracked me up before I clicked 🤣🤣🤣
We need a sidemen Sunday where they learn to be mermaids PLEASE 🙏🏼
If you’re paying someone to attend a loved one’s funeral, you had a falling-out with that loved one and rather not attend his funeral in the first place.
8:20 the way that guy got squeezed against the door but at the same time shoved into the crowd on the train was something else especially with him not giving a fuck or even trying to make it easier 🤣
Let's just appreciate the effort the Sidemen put in their videos!🔥
scam
yet now barely anyone shows up specially now we go down to one member of the sidemen on sidemen reacts.
dog food tester is crazy
Fact: The funeral mourners were actually a sign of wealth in Roman funerals
2:17 jj:crying
Also jj: crying shaking hand 🤟🏻
And Cut....... 2:36 that's a wrap
Ksi might win an oscar for that
professional mourners getting paid double is just foul af
Jj has more energy alone in sidemen reacts than if it were Ethan vik and Simon thanks for putting in the effort for a nice video
jj's moaning expressions can get him bonuses too
2:15 what ksi expected when he spoke about his hamster "passing away"
Dunno why professional mourning is such a strange concept to you, after all one of the Sidemen members is a Cry Merchant 🤣
The funeral mourners is a thing in Ghana. It's just to set the mood at that pay is exaggerated lol
2:30 best bars since la Lambo
2:33 ksi does this too and makes the same amount daily 🤯
I so wish JJ solo reacted to the Italian Bach video. Would have been so funny
7:50 pause
Professional Mourner: JJ if RUclips didn’t exist
Professional mourners are for people who dont have many close relationship...its to show souls that he or she were not alone and had someone who would mourn after their death
For £72,000 a year, you best believe imma be at a strangers funeral, diving on the floor screaming like I just lost my best friend
Imagine being depressed for a living
2:32 この人にオスカーをあげよう😳🥺😎🥸
This is not "KSI Reacts." No other sidemen does these vidoes solo and neither should JJ.
4:19 I would reply with, "Because they found true love" or something
New Sidemen Video Please,
JJ: Professional Mourner
- Simon: Professional Merman
- Vik: Professional Paint Drying Watcher
- Harry: golf ball collector
- Ethan: Animal Psychic
- Tobi: Professional Train Pusher
- Josh: Dog Food Tester
Thank You
😆
i thought the Professional mourners were a pretty common thing
Being this out of touch with living wages now a days is crazy 😂😂
bro how are more ppl not golf ball divers??? DAMN 💀💀
Big up JJ promoting the Mermaid Community 😍 I'm a mermaid but I don't get paid that much unfortunately 😂
Watching this video is like watching paint dry
Y’all should react to the worlds grossest jobs next
JJ can make alot being a moaner!LOL
When JJ's cats need therapy in a few years he's going to be to embarrassed to tell us
Calfreezy should of hired professional moaners for morpheus's funeral 😂
2:16 bro's crying in Swag 😎
damn i finally smiled after a few months, thanks sidemen for the video
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My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging🎉🎉🎉
2:35 old ksi
I’m also sure jj thought anyone could be a bartender before he did it
Bro acting like he didn’t make 75k in a day from prime alone 😂 love for being humble though
0:49 JJ the thing is it's not weird.. you just haven't seen that there else it can be seen everywhere except west
This has just become jj's third channel
Ksi fake mourning is going to get clipped to oblivion.
Got Done flashbacks to old ksi with that scream 🥲
shoulda had a professional mourner for Morphius
"Touch me " ??? I'm calling PETA poor car do you touch your cat😢
Those dog food testers clearly don't know what good food tastes like. Clearly, they're hiring the wrong people if its supposed to be good for humans as well
Felt like a regular jj oluntunji video
Isn't this ksi?
Why Ksi does hand rapping gestures while doing the funeral job 😂
I can't cry or show emotion physically, so I can't be a professional mourner
Lmao, professional mourners don't earn that much
well now I know what job KSI will have after youtube
ksi tryna convince us hes working class🤣🤣🤣
"I take the tube sometimes" yeah once a year probably
The owner of a billionaire company doing a solo reacts on the third channel is something I weirdly had on my bingo card for 2024
Jj looks like hes back on gear
Would love to see this helmet survive on 70 grand now
Should've been a mirror in this comp.
FYI ksi is 30 2:27
I couldn't be a professional mourner I'd end up laughing 😂
2:33 i don’t think he realizes that it’s not that much
2:10 if you convert that money into south african currency, they're making a million in a year
POV: u give ur dog the leftover u had for dinner making u a dogfood testers 😓
Nahh jj I think you’re cappin, I reckon you take your private Jet everywhere, even every 2 blocks ☠️
This was a good video for 3-4 of the side to react to. JJ is great at reacting but it's better with the group. Ethan would have loved this video