Nova has had an interest week or so and it’s been filled with numerous ups and downs. Today we are going to cover all of it so I hope you goats enjoy it💯
Nova's Mom: "Listen to me! Do you realize! Do YOU Realize something! Let me tell you. If the health department of spokane county, see those photos of our kitchen and your room. They would condemn our house. And then we have to move out." 🤣
That area of ID must be close knit, and good on them. Takes the same village to protect our children as it does to raise them!! No one can call it bullying when it's the communities job to speak up BEFORE something bad can happen.
"THEY QUADROUPLE WRAPPED THIS THANDWICH!" Ladies and gentlemen that's code for "I ate 3 other sandwiches before this and thought I could use the wrappers for a bit"
Actually there is a law about lolcows. They all have to do their vids in ONE take or else they get yelled at by their parents/guardians and they get their internet privileges taken away for a bit
The ban is just delayed, it will be back on in a couple months if they don't find a buyer or unless Congress writes a new bill overriding the previous one and President Trump signs it before then.
Love your content smokey. Recently started going to the gym for the first time just to do some basic cardio stuff. Your videos get me through a good hour sesh
Congrats!! I've started cutting sodas and simple sugars and replacing them with drinking water. Plus exercise every day without exception. From a random person on the internet to you, good work! It feels great making progress towards goals doesn't it??!!
10:35 last year I would get 1-2 Dunkin breakfast sandwiches and a core power protein shake almost every weekday for lunch for a few weeks, never felt more lethargic in my whole life.
Holy shit that video of him laying down and all bummed out really is reminiscent of thay Pickle Man video Chris made a while ago. History never repeats itself but it often rhymes
Nova is my absolute favorite subject for all the lolcow channels to cover. Him and Jupiter at a close 2nd. After those two though, it's not even close.
I'm 37 and sober 8 years. I go to the bar with my friends still and I order mocktails, not to be cool but to enjoy the taste of the mixologist still, just minus the alcohol. It even took me a few years before I could order anything but water, helped my build that trust in myself and they've come so far with cool/fun/tasty drinks, why not.
I feel bad for this little weirdo. He strikes me as someone who spends too much time online and lacks a role model. He seems to have absolutely no idea what behavior is acceptable and what's not -- to the point that, for the longest time I thought he was doing a bit and playing some sort of character. But no, I'm pretty sure he's serious. What went wrong in his upbringing? Why did no one show him how an adult is supposed to act?
Is it weird that in that _"mocktail review"_ clip at about the 20:00 mark, I can _literally FEEL_ the waves of secondhand embarrassment of every other person in that establishment as they _frantically_ avoid eye contact with Nova? That... that's _weird,_ right?
Everything this dude does is infuratingly unoriginal. The bone apple teeths, the daj boze's, the "Grrr don't crash out don't crash out!" He's like a tiktok parasite trying to appear human
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Smokey's impression of Nova was so spot on I'm now worried for smokey's well being.
He cracks me up every time he does it
Same, that scared me 🤨
It's not that far off from a Bowser impression
His Nova is on point, same with his Andy Ditch. It cracks my shit up.
Nova is a character, it’s just smokey in a mask and a fat suit.
any man who unironically calls his room “The Goon Cave” needs to be on a government watchlist
I call mine a goon shed - but ironically
I personally call my Goon Cave my bedroom, but also ironically
It's not what you think, I wear weird costumes and fight teenagers who try to stop me from doing crimes, this isn't helping is it?
I call the ironically goon cave, but my bedroom
Cave goon “the ironically” but my bedroom - call.
"Job withdrawal" translates to "My mom is mad at me and wants me to get a job" in Chomova
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE VERY ANGRY AT ME
I hate my uncle!
@@SteveFromMacheteSquad2, I'm cutting it off! 😆
Nova's Mom: "Listen to me! Do you realize! Do YOU Realize something! Let me tell you. If the health department of spokane county, see those photos of our kitchen and your room. They would condemn our house. And then we have to move out." 🤣
Chomova! Fuckin lold
Nova: DO NOT CRASH OUT
*Proceeds to crash out*
He crashed out AND used Cobra's trademark GAWDDAMMIT
He's sick of it, he's in the thick of it
Nova: "If I don't get a second job, I'm screwed"
Also Nova: **Door dashes $600 worth of food every 5 minutes**
Literally and doordash is NOT cheap.
I only get it once a month and even thats pushing it.
@@StrawberriFae seriously I do like once for my office, it’s 200$ for 10 people… with coupons.
So he's DSP jr. Neat.
Cobra would be so proud
@MilDarty I spent $26 dollars for ONE meal for Popeyes. Shits expensive
Hearing him say "Bone Apple Teeth" makes me feel physically violent, but like a base head and just keep coming back for more.
Sometimes I have to skip Nova and Andy D. videos because I can’t stand their voices.
Ok good I thought I was crazy. I don’t watch his content does he normally say that.
The nova voice impression is killing me 😂😂
@@Gator500Andy ditched saying “you call me fake.” Makes me want to rip my ears off.
FYI these are called 'eggcorns' if you wanna search for more people doing this.
Smokey, as one of your older viewers, big ups for the old video game music in the background, it's nostalgic.
Much love bro💯
Megaman NES tracks are 🔥
Quiijbo 😂😂😂❤
Ff7 soundtrack goes hard🙏🙏
If anybody uses the Deus Ex soundtrack in a video, it's a guaranteed banger
Smokey is just mad that he’s not novas discord kitten
Fr fr who wouldn’t be mad tho?
He's ready to goon with Nova in VC
On gawd???
@@Emeraldtheblackdavid
On gawd @@Coffeemug67
He expects too many hole pics
Gotta say, at least he's trying to work. A certain Tofupa could take some notes from her future husband
Future wife you mean.
I predict 2029, at the absolute latest, before Nova's licence has the "M" changed to "F".
Smokey......that was a perfect Nova impersonation
You can literally see his lisp when he "thpeakth"
He thpeakth with more tongue than teeth
😩
💀 lol!!!!
13.10 has real "the pickle man tricked me again" vibes.
He even crashes into slumber
I paused my video at 12:55 and saw this comment I cant wait for like 15 seconds from now
@ LOL! its not that exciting.
The man pickled me again
I was thinking the same thing
Chris Chan: Falls for multiple 'boyfriend free girls'
Cyraxx: Falls for multiple 'record label signings'
Larson: Falls for multiple 'Grace Vanderwalls'
Chomova: Falls for multiple 'jobs'
12:08 bro your nova impression is SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂
It was scary how good it was lmao
srsly😂
i was looking for this comment LOL
You should hear his tophiachu impression 🤣🤣🤣
@ i’ve watched most his big toph videos and if i’ve missed that then dangggg i need to hear that 😂
First MamaChu, now Nova, you are scarily good at these impressions 11:49
chomova has the physical build and visible greasiness of someone wearing a triforce shirt and khaki shorts with crocs.
Don’t compare them to Nova, they don’t deserve that
Was driving past the post falls Wendy’s when nova mentioned it and my heart sunk for a moment
I dont blame you 😭
That area of ID must be close knit, and good on them. Takes the same village to protect our children as it does to raise them!! No one can call it bullying when it's the communities job to speak up BEFORE something bad can happen.
"THEY QUADROUPLE WRAPPED THIS THANDWICH!" Ladies and gentlemen that's code for "I ate 3 other sandwiches before this and thought I could use the wrappers for a bit"
Lol you’re probably right
Later he says his sandwich was wrapped 6 times… I think they could be trolling him lol
THANDWICH 😭
I didn’t even think of that at all. I bet you’re right!
20:30 “it’s so smooth going down” OF COURSE ITS SMOOTH THERES NO ALCOHOL IN IT
Hey, at least it doesn’t go down salty
DAIJOBA HE SAYS KILL ME
Smokey you need to include the twinkle twinkle little star video in all the Nova videos. Just to keep it front and center
13:26 really has "the pickle man got me again" energy
Nah that Nova impression was spot on lol! Also "portly little bastard" is absolutely becoming part of my vocabulary
Were you unaware that you could use portly infront of little bastard? I thought this was commonly understood.
@sloppytilapia the joke is that's not a phrase you hear every day...
Can we switch portly to porky?
Don't crash out Smokey do not crash out!!!
2:10 he does realize he could re-record his "last" video, right? Theres no law stopping him from starting over.
Actually there is a law about lolcows. They all have to do their vids in ONE take or else they get yelled at by their parents/guardians and they get their internet privileges taken away for a bit
@@BG-yz7hh😂
Do you not
Know nova ,
It’s an IMPOSSIBILITY
Seeing Nova’s gumball shaped torso makes me want to run a marathon out of pure secondhand shame
Be careful, there are people out there who would call a comment like this “fat-phobic”. Because heaven forbid we try to stay fit 🙄
@@XxHarambexX just say nova looks like melted ice cream
Not even pear shaped. Damn.
@username.exenotfound2943 He looks like a busted can of biscuits
@username.exenotfound2943 nova looks like a double scoop in a cup
13:13 is anyone getting flashbacks when Chris got tricked by the pickleman again?
yup 100%. i said the same thing!!
Megaman vs lolcows needs to be a thing.
'who am I to judge?'
'The Reviewer, Nova'
Holy shit I cry laughed
that nova impression was gold dude
I really wish the Tiktok ban had stuck. We got too many people out here doing their absolute best to become unemployable like Nova.
Or at least very highly regulated
Nova just moved to youtube shorts during that 14 hrs
Theres 10 people to every 1 job in America. GOOD. let the unemployable be that way. Resources are not limitless, let them go lol
Once Pandora's box was opened, it can never be shut 💀
The ban is just delayed, it will be back on in a couple months if they don't find a buyer or unless Congress writes a new bill overriding the previous one and President Trump signs it before then.
700 views in 6 minutes. Congrats Smokey you deserve everything man!
St Elmo's Fire playing on the work radio when I opened this to Nova's slow-ass dancing took me out. 😂
At 13:12 I audibly said "woah holy shit he turned into a chomato"
real I heard u say that
Jupiter and Nova vids in under a week? Guess Christmas is still on.
Smokey's lolcow impressions are getting better and better!
😂😂😂 the Nova impression - on par with Styled Moth's cyraxx
I love when nova rolls his tongue while it’s covered in food while he’s eating
Your voice for him is spot on 😂😂😂
Smokies Nova impression sounds strangely like something I’d see if Nova got made fun of on South Park. Props to you, bro. XD
We got to have a Nova crashout montage or better yet a lolcow crashout montage.
Nova: Have you ev3r seen that Ep1$0de of dharman!!!
Us: the internet doesn't forget nova. And people don't forget.
Daniel Larson has some crashout compilations, but they're more on the intense and violent side 😅
@redfrog1628 oh I bet, I'm talking one giant, mega montage with nearly every known lolcow
mf tries to be a dutch cosplayer but he says a polish "cheers"
its crazy being a dutch person watching him😭 why he wants to be dutch so bad i dont know but if its because of K3 he´s even more stupid than i thought
Between that and bone apple teeth I'm pretty sure he stole his presentation from DokaRyan
@@Jude_Ws ughh nothing he does is original!!!!!!!!!
5:49 oh nah, he did not just reference our favorite 1x1 lego piece
Fr, he needs to keep out (Burger) kings name out of his mouth😤 casy Pooh deserves respect
11:47 bro just wanted to flex his flawless nova impression
11:53 Smokey how tf do you mimic cow voices so well?
all cows sound very similar so that probably helps
@@iampig5623 They all have some kind of speech impediment.
That second time he talked about the job being fake i thought he was gonna open with, "Well guys, the pickle man tricked me again"
These always feel like a story by a bonfire. I want to crack a beer, roast a hotdog and listen along. Thanks Smokey.
Love your content smokey. Recently started going to the gym for the first time just to do some basic cardio stuff. Your videos get me through a good hour sesh
Congrats!! I've started cutting sodas and simple sugars and replacing them with drinking water. Plus exercise every day without exception. From a random person on the internet to you, good work! It feels great making progress towards goals doesn't it??!!
i always watch smokey at the gym 🙏🏻🙏🏻 good luck
Smokey, this video is one of your greatest. I laughed my balls off the whole time. I can tell you had a ton of fun with this 😂
Honestly it would be hilarious every time he goes to Wendys they wrap it more and more just to screw with him.
Can confirm as well with Smokey’s story, those fast food binges have you fighting demons at 2 in the morning, do not recommend
That Nova impression made you sound like spongebob when he was infiltrating Pearl's sleepover
I was just binging all your novas vids today, a blessing!!!!!
18:49 “brotha you LOVEE that grease” 😭😭
Dude I’m glad someone else thought this was funny
that nova impression is amazing, you got his cadence perfectly
BRO UR IMPRESSION MADE ME SPIT OUT MY FOOD LAUGHING LMFAO
Your Nova impression at 11:47 was spot on LMAOOOO
That zoomer Chris Chan impression was spot on
That impression was practically spot on man
10:35 last year I would get 1-2 Dunkin breakfast sandwiches and a core power protein shake almost every weekday for lunch for a few weeks, never felt more lethargic in my whole life.
Smokey’s nova impression was spot on. Sounds exactly like nova lol
23:22 Smokey..... did Nova not rip ass right here!? I think he pulled a Leslie Clark on us... 😂😂😭😭
Lmfao I had to replay few times how you heard that is pretty impressive
16:55 "on this episode of bowling ball eats..."
Chomova really channeled his inner boglim for that "IM SICK OF IT!!"
Holy shit that video of him laying down and all bummed out really is reminiscent of thay Pickle Man video Chris made a while ago.
History never repeats itself but it often rhymes
The impression was SPOT ON! OML I genuinely looked down at my phone thinking it was him talking
A lemur AND Smokey video on nova we stay blessed
Good lord, Smokey.
Love your Nova impression. 😅🤣
The Nova Fake Job Offer Saga feels like some classic Chris Chan trolling.
Smokeys impressions are always on point 😭
that nova impersonation was perfect
That Nova impression was spot on.
10:12 hi C orange is goated ❤
11:54 😂😂😂😂 that voice acting is on point
Nova is my absolute favorite subject for all the lolcow channels to cover. Him and Jupiter at a close 2nd. After those two though, it's not even close.
That Nova impression is too good dude
How on earth does Nova NOT realize his video is like the 1:1 spitting image of Chris’s Pickleman video😭
DUDE UR NOVA IMPRESSION WAS WIIIIIIIILD.
Dude drank a mocktail saying “its so smooth going down” 😂😂😂 i sure hope so theres no alcohol
Smokey that impression was on point
Also I love the megaman music
I swear man I always laugh my ass off watching these videos you’re hilarious 😂
If you take some of these clips out of context and just watch them for a few seconds, it’s legitimately hard to tell whether nova is male or female
It’s horrifying how good your impression of him is LOL
I don't know why he keeps failing finding work. He can just to the truck stop and work the hole for $20 a pop. And he gets free Uncle Sauce!
All that protein that he “craves” so much
Today we're gonna be reviewing the Lot Lizard Special from I-15!
@ Ith thuper thalty, 5.5/10.
@@woohoomusic5098😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@woohoomusic5098OH MY GOD NO!
I'm 37 and sober 8 years. I go to the bar with my friends still and I order mocktails, not to be cool but to enjoy the taste of the mixologist still, just minus the alcohol. It even took me a few years before I could order anything but water, helped my build that trust in myself and they've come so far with cool/fun/tasty drinks, why not.
I feel bad for this little weirdo. He strikes me as someone who spends too much time online and lacks a role model. He seems to have absolutely no idea what behavior is acceptable and what's not -- to the point that, for the longest time I thought he was doing a bit and playing some sort of character. But no, I'm pretty sure he's serious. What went wrong in his upbringing? Why did no one show him how an adult is supposed to act?
Nova admitting he fell for a fake job offer has real 'the pickle man tricked me again' energy
Is it weird that in that _"mocktail review"_ clip at about the 20:00 mark, I can _literally FEEL_ the waves of secondhand embarrassment of every other person in that establishment as they _frantically_ avoid eye contact with Nova?
That... that's _weird,_ right?
That nova impression was insane
his tongue is like it's own separate entity.
Just wanted to say I love our community and love you boys.
Nova’s eyebrows make him look so nefarious like he just looks like he’s up to no good
It’s like he trimmed them but instead of doing them straight or something he just raised his eyebrows and did them at angle
12:00 never heard that impression before, but oh my god its AMAZING
Everything this dude does is infuratingly unoriginal. The bone apple teeths, the daj boze's, the "Grrr don't crash out don't crash out!" He's like a tiktok parasite trying to appear human
Years of scrolling TikTok has chiseled away Chomova’s attention span to the point where he won’t even finish reading this sentence.
3:10 sounds like Smokey has been hitting the FF6 soundtrack .
nova impression was absolutely phenomenal
7:04 Chomato reference?!
Bro half your channel should be lolcow impressions, cause everytime that shit is spot on 😂😂
i love how you title these video specifically to piss Nova off because you know he is a fan. Title the next one " The only fan i want to unsubscribe"