I'm Gonna Touch You

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @QueenNagaJacie
    @QueenNagaJacie 9 месяцев назад +1487

    “Thank you Kneegore” - Pyrocynical

  • @imposteramogus2167
    @imposteramogus2167 9 месяцев назад +1293

    This is truly a touching little people moment of all time

    • @theonlyMoancore
      @theonlyMoancore 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@bunkfrunkschlunkdunkgunkmo8109 Stephen Hawking couldn't touch anyone! He can barely move his face!

    • @dj_justanotheruser_yt
      @dj_justanotheruser_yt 9 месяцев назад +3

      10:45

  • @Kointheblasphemous
    @Kointheblasphemous 9 месяцев назад +1112

    pyro falling in the water in first person be like 'so guys we did it'

    • @Crusader316
      @Crusader316 9 месяцев назад +50

      We reached a quarter million of subscribers

    • @garretthberne3035
      @garretthberne3035 9 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@Crusader316 Two hundred and fifty thousand subscribers and still growing.

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pyro saying “I’m gonna touch you” for 10 mins is bringing back grooming allegations flashbacks

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@garretthberne3035the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal,

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@garretthberne3035the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal,

  • @somebadrobloxboy5068
    @somebadrobloxboy5068 9 месяцев назад +569

    Love how this game makes you think you did the final obstacle but it makes you do another one 2 times bigger as the last

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +2

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @BlitzkriegAP
      @BlitzkriegAP 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@Beanzopsok

    • @EyyyTone
      @EyyyTone 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Beanzopsgood game/s

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@EyyyTone fr

    • @siddiq069
      @siddiq069 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Beanzops racism

  • @alessandrocanale6189
    @alessandrocanale6189 9 месяцев назад +151

    10:40 respect for the hero 🙏

  • @sealking1775
    @sealking1775 9 месяцев назад +126

    This is How Much the Maker of MLG Teletubbis has Changed

  • @hunts4209
    @hunts4209 9 месяцев назад +141

    10:39 The return of 2016 Pyro

    • @130y_Lov3r
      @130y_Lov3r 9 месяцев назад +2

      lmao true

    • @b0t123
      @b0t123 9 месяцев назад +1

      So guys...

  • @chadthedrunkard4941
    @chadthedrunkard4941 9 месяцев назад +57

    Peaks of Yore Mom

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ 9 месяцев назад +108

    Well the biggest difference between this and getting over it is that this has an actual proper difficulty curve (and no i don't count how far you can fall as difficulty that's just how much you get punished for failing)
    Oh also due to the fact that there are a lot of levels instead one giant one means that you can get the satisfaction of completing a level and not have to worry about completely losing your progress
    Nobody tell Pyro about the late game mountains lmao

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +1

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @RecRealMaster
      @RecRealMaster 9 месяцев назад +6

      Hes gonna hate doing the advanced peaks, like great gaol

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 9 месяцев назад

      53 minutes in miss uses a rope proceeds to forget where he went in-order to reach that point spends 23 minutes finding another route an falling again :3 @@RecRealMaster

    • @eforoll6641
      @eforoll6641 6 месяцев назад

      ​@recreal3628 Oh boy, he's gonna hate the final mountain

    • @DezmondLocke
      @DezmondLocke 3 месяца назад

      @@eforoll6641 I once climbed that mountain, I'm now clinicly insane.

  • @theratmaid
    @theratmaid 9 месяцев назад +159

    This has become my 2023 game of the year. It is a brutally hard game, but it has never felt slapped together or phoned in. I usually pick my game of the year by how unique a game is while being fun, I've never played a game that has made me feel like this game has and still be so fun.

    • @Crusader316
      @Crusader316 9 месяцев назад +3

      Goty? Its only fucking january..../s

    • @yannyyansen9743
      @yannyyansen9743 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yea bro 2023 is over too late somebody call the wahhhhmbulance

    • @theratmaid
      @theratmaid 9 месяцев назад +9

      @Crusader316 I said 2023, not 2024. Reading is fundamental.

    • @popaog6786
      @popaog6786 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@theratmaid Guy thinks pyro viewers can read

    • @yannyyansen9743
      @yannyyansen9743 9 месяцев назад

      @@theratmaid WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
      Oh thank god, the WAHHHmbulance is on the way. CALM DOWN MAAM, the feelings police are surely not far behind them.

  • @blinkyy4594
    @blinkyy4594 9 месяцев назад +100

    Genuinely would love seeing this become a series

    • @foog9135
      @foog9135 9 месяцев назад +12

      The glazing is unreal

    • @earthboundonquest
      @earthboundonquest 9 месяцев назад +5

      No one cares tubs

    • @TheFleshRots
      @TheFleshRots 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@foog9135fun police

    • @TheFleshRots
      @TheFleshRots 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@earthboundonquestfun police

    • @Nano-hw6gn
      @Nano-hw6gn 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yea why dont you buy it

  • @atsky5784
    @atsky5784 9 месяцев назад +2664

    dam really fell off only 2 views

  • @spookari
    @spookari 9 месяцев назад +273

    "climbing this mountain was a mistake" just like clicking on any Pyro video

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +6

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @goomysoda
      @goomysoda 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Beanzops okay

    • @megusta3208
      @megusta3208 9 месяцев назад +2

      I'm currently gooning to that tyranid pfp

    • @cybunny25
      @cybunny25 9 месяцев назад

      He changed the title

  • @jaxamax14
    @jaxamax14 9 месяцев назад +38

    I have a strat for the birds: if you accidentally hit one, keep both hands on 2 different rocks, they only come after one hand or both if you are holding onto one rock with both hands, and while you do this, if you get far away from the birds rock, they stop coping and stop attacking you :) happy clibing

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 9 месяцев назад

      weenie move

    • @100dead
      @100dead 8 месяцев назад

      Or: Get past the bird, put in a rope, rappel down and away from the area, then climb back up after it lands. No more bird, free to go on your merry way.

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 2 месяца назад

      birb :(

  • @theodorpaun3883
    @theodorpaun3883 9 месяцев назад +31

    "This is just like Einstein having an apple fall on his head" good job pyro as smart as ever XD

  • @jbonesturtle
    @jbonesturtle 9 месяцев назад +14

    I got to say, I enjoy this type of format more than the usual.
    The comments from the chat was a lot more bearable as well.
    Thank you pyro, very cool

  • @ShadowSausage
    @ShadowSausage 9 месяцев назад +18

    14:29 "So, guys, we did it" moment

    • @Relfy61609
      @Relfy61609 15 дней назад

      I wonder if he’s reached 250,00 subscribers

  • @YMilkshake
    @YMilkshake 9 месяцев назад +25

    Pyro really malding over chat not telling him something that was very clearly explained in-game

  • @sethtfp2373
    @sethtfp2373 8 месяцев назад +6

    10:47 he just had the worst panic attack of his life 😂😂😂

  • @mionski415
    @mionski415 9 месяцев назад +33

    Sometime, I worried about pyro's mental health but this stream was really fun tbh
    10:47 this bait is pure gold

    • @killmydread
      @killmydread 8 месяцев назад

      It’s just a British thing, we are all insane and make dark jokes

  • @Iwosiar
    @Iwosiar 9 месяцев назад +21

    I think this is a great time to come out about an event that happened in a Birmingham alley on August 18th, 2022: Pyro touched me after tricking me into using a Gamersupps enema. He started spooning me in the dark corner of at the end of the alley while I had my trousers down to my ankles. His chin peered over my shoulder as he whispered into my ear, "nobody will believe you, hehe." I can't go on any further without the presence of my guidance counselor. Thanks for being sensitive to my story. (Jk pyrochinical)

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 9 месяцев назад +82

    The biggest obstacle of this video was Pyro avoiding the ban hammer after unintentionally saying the n word

  • @soheiecho
    @soheiecho 9 месяцев назад +19

    I know we all joke that the Pyro live channel is just slop but I genuinely really enjoy these videos man, love you as a creator and hope you keep making more awesome things!

  • @arminkozek1921
    @arminkozek1921 9 месяцев назад +33

    Pyro is the only RUclipsr in my 10+ years on the site constantly making me like the content.

  • @mfkrmaggot2755
    @mfkrmaggot2755 9 месяцев назад +86

    Pyro fans never fail to repeat the joke

    • @Antiblackcoat
      @Antiblackcoat 9 месяцев назад +14

      Originality would mean effort

    • @Noone-nv5in
      @Noone-nv5in 9 месяцев назад +9

      Pyro fans never fail to repeat the joke

  • @romulusdraco1801
    @romulusdraco1801 8 месяцев назад +6

    is he streaming in his kitchen or why does it sound like he's smashing pots and pans every time he rages

  • @casmusthai4302
    @casmusthai4302 9 месяцев назад +7

    23:10 Bro missed his physics classes during high school 💀

  • @valeriareyes4144
    @valeriareyes4144 2 месяца назад +5

    3:06 my boy tweakin

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 месяца назад

      Intrusive thoughts won for a moment.

    • @Flame139
      @Flame139 Месяц назад

      @@lockerbuddy2039 I think his chat is getting to him

  • @madoxbremer4825
    @madoxbremer4825 9 месяцев назад +49

    i love watching pyro play rage games so much and does anyone know if he has done fear and hunger or if he plans to?

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @Serminixx
      @Serminixx 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah he’s mentioned he’ll stream it eventually for the main channel vid

    • @Kain-wk6xk
      @Kain-wk6xk 9 месяцев назад

      dam everyone getting the same recommendations

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 9 месяцев назад +1

      he's gonna make a worthless video essay on it

    • @DerPijO
      @DerPijO 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah its so entertaining... but if he rage too much too often, hes gonna lose it completly and thats it with content 😂

  • @thej2241
    @thej2241 9 месяцев назад +5

    everyone says “Thank you kneegore” but nobody says “this is like when albert einstein had the apple fall on his head”

  • @RandomUser-iz5jn
    @RandomUser-iz5jn 9 месяцев назад +5

    Doing everything in his power to avoid Petscop 2

  • @someguywhoreallylikesmegaman
    @someguywhoreallylikesmegaman 9 месяцев назад +267

    Pyro never fails to make me want to Unalive myself

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 9 месяцев назад +7

      LOLZ good one, he said unalive himself xD. Can I post this to R/funny

    • @tf2scoutpunch175
      @tf2scoutpunch175 9 месяцев назад +10

      Pyro's fans never fail to be unfunny

    • @slidersides
      @slidersides 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @riv7797
      @riv7797 9 месяцев назад

      Do it you fraud

  • @gameplayz5174
    @gameplayz5174 9 месяцев назад +127

    It's been 2 minutes pyro. We're hungry and need more slop

    • @pitivan3895
      @pitivan3895 9 месяцев назад +3

      Just so you know Beanzops plays Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @j.r1466
      @j.r1466 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@pitivan3895 Who?

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 9 месяцев назад +87

    Pyro hit the webcam so hard it started cooking him comfort food like a battered wife

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 9 месяцев назад +2

      if it showed him candy or pastries it would be his battered child cooking

  • @anthonyshurud7827
    @anthonyshurud7827 9 месяцев назад +5

    witnessing pyro's loud = funny phase live

  • @SyThiCProductions
    @SyThiCProductions 9 месяцев назад +7

    The Knee Gore name fail. Just priceless

  • @MeoKidoTV
    @MeoKidoTV 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'm glad we're getting some more gaming content on the slop channel, it actually makes me want to subscribe.

  • @joshhastie9
    @joshhastie9 9 месяцев назад +106

    hairline hobb never fails to darken our days 😊

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pyrochinical doesn’t know I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @ceo_of_cats
      @ceo_of_cats 9 месяцев назад +15

      best comment on the pyroslop channel yet

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 9 месяцев назад +9

      We dont care at all​@@Beanzops

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@rexxe001 and? I clearly didn’t ask..

    • @logansaylor7460
      @logansaylor7460 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Beanzopswho?

  • @hunts4209
    @hunts4209 9 месяцев назад +9

    0:07 JUMPSCARE WARNING

  • @paradoxal69420
    @paradoxal69420 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how this is the first actual video that doesn't have an unbelievable amount of people saying ''Pyro really touched''

  • @sealking1775
    @sealking1775 9 месяцев назад +13

    Bro Thinks He is a Instagram Commenter with That Title.

  • @omlett6482
    @omlett6482 9 месяцев назад +3

    that was like the one good glados donation i've seen in months

  • @lrbag8269
    @lrbag8269 9 месяцев назад +7

    I’m not joking when I say this is my favorite game that released in 2023 (so far. I still plan to play baldurs gate, FF16, and Lies of P)

  • @tf2spygamin
    @tf2spygamin 9 месяцев назад +13

    Peaks of Vore

  • @BDizubz
    @BDizubz 9 месяцев назад +3

    love the slop pyro, love how far youve come from mlg tellitubbies, so proud

  • @gentlemangamerec7025
    @gentlemangamerec7025 9 месяцев назад +3

    Unironically, this is really good. Keep playing this

  • @AutorTegoFilmu
    @AutorTegoFilmu 9 месяцев назад +2

    Now it might sound wild, but this game makes me belive that the developer wanted to adapt vr climbing games to the flat screen. Climbing is from "the climb", and cleaning the equipment is from "into the radius".

  • @XxStonepoisonxX
    @XxStonepoisonxX 7 месяцев назад +1

    The game is genuinely fun when you get the hang of it and don't think of it as rage bait. Honestly the best part for me personally is completing the challenges and enjoying the silly rewards that make the game easier and whatnot like the smoking pipe and wings for some really goofy experiences.

    • @LPSTubeTv
      @LPSTubeTv 7 месяцев назад

      same im on the last peak its rlly fun and i wish they updated the game more

  • @skytrigger
    @skytrigger 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm starting to believe this entire channel's purpose is to show a man's sanity slowly going down the gutter as a consequence of everything happening to him. Basically a horror ARG experience in the form of a gaming stream channel.

  • @Evanngel
    @Evanngel 9 месяцев назад +7

    I like when Pyro uploads.

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +1

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

    • @MrBronkitis
      @MrBronkitis 9 месяцев назад

      it’s okay

  • @bleepbloopbeert
    @bleepbloopbeert 9 месяцев назад +7

    pyro is just slowly going mental

  • @whale_spy
    @whale_spy 9 месяцев назад +6

    My brother choosing that barber was a mistake

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon 9 месяцев назад +13

    Wait, a rage game with an actual difficulty curve? Impossible. Devs forgot how to do that years ago.

  • @pleaseforgetme4985
    @pleaseforgetme4985 9 месяцев назад +2

    This game is great. After I beat one of the advanced maps I was genuinely afraid to walk to close to a ledge.

  • @NerveApe1081
    @NerveApe1081 9 месяцев назад +1

    When I first saw MLG teletubbies in middle school, I never could’ve imagined that the 30,000 subscriber channel would grow the way it did both figuratively and literally.

  • @xumuk1
    @xumuk1 9 месяцев назад +1

    - Is that piece of sh*t?
    *proceeds to grab it*

  • @sordwriath_productions
    @sordwriath_productions 9 месяцев назад +2

    who knew watching the funni british man rage at inanemate rocks would be so hilarious

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 9 месяцев назад +3

    We might have My Response 2 if Pyro keeps making vids like these

  • @meanerminnermina7333
    @meanerminnermina7333 9 месяцев назад +2

    Truly a headset mic moment of all time.

  • @ideal101
    @ideal101 9 месяцев назад +5

    actually great editing

  • @recksroller2220
    @recksroller2220 9 месяцев назад +1

    In this video, Pyrocynical slings rope on a multitude of large objects. Thanks for the consistency, Pyro!

  • @frogge47
    @frogge47 8 месяцев назад +1

    10:38 my favorite part of the video

  • @ulric8445
    @ulric8445 9 месяцев назад +4

    Hey remember when pyro wasn't such a brain rotted muppet? stay winning OG pyro fans

  • @uzi2slick
    @uzi2slick 5 месяцев назад +1

    love seeing pyro’s mental breakdown caught on camera 💯

  • @adawg3032
    @adawg3032 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is the content my brain craves. It tastes like a dish of mercury and bromide

  • @stuartlockhart3381
    @stuartlockhart3381 9 месяцев назад +1

    “This is like Albert Einstein having the apple fall on his head”

  • @elios7623
    @elios7623 9 месяцев назад +3

    the first thing he points out is "you can see your feet, nice"
    but then we are the weirdos ofc

  • @Cutiepie-rn8qq
    @Cutiepie-rn8qq 9 месяцев назад +5

    for yall looking for the funny n-word bit its 10:38

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 9 месяцев назад

      The Spanish n word isn't meant to be a slur the white folks did tho

  • @ProfessorSlimSlam1937
    @ProfessorSlimSlam1937 9 месяцев назад +2

    they call pyro a modern day moses because he pards his hairline like the red sea

  • @Yakschnitzel
    @Yakschnitzel 9 месяцев назад +1

    Now we just have to see pyro rage at real rock climbing, that would be one funny bouldering bobat Collab.

  • @jig9296
    @jig9296 9 месяцев назад +10

    Bro why is his chin look like he is the reincarnated version of king Charles V

    • @sir_wooly
      @sir_wooly 9 месяцев назад

      Obscure historical insult but I love it

  • @zenixa
    @zenixa 9 месяцев назад +5

    He was on the same rope for 2 hours, average Ellen DeGeneres Gameplay.

  • @100dead
    @100dead 8 месяцев назад +1

    Waiting for the moment he learns how much harder it gets. He has no idea..

  • @speclessthan3
    @speclessthan3 9 месяцев назад +1

    not even 5 seconds in, and i get jumpscared by the sanest british man

  • @sifriyah
    @sifriyah 9 месяцев назад +2

    This was high tier entertainment stream, I loved it.

  • @TheDiamondCore
    @TheDiamondCore 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sloppity’ sloppity, gobble it up! Consume it all gone so le’ sloppities’ slopped!

  • @VUND-25
    @VUND-25 9 месяцев назад +5

    god forbid he reaches the icepicks

  • @cheemzdeemz4767
    @cheemzdeemz4767 9 месяцев назад +1

    "In ya bum" me during that stream

  • @vdog22100
    @vdog22100 7 месяцев назад

    have never been more aggravated watching someone fiddle with controls haha

  • @theRattcavex
    @theRattcavex 9 месяцев назад +6

    i like the gaming slop

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 9 месяцев назад +1

    This would your first gameplay series since the modded Black Mesa hat series.

  • @mushromus7764
    @mushromus7764 7 месяцев назад

    3:04 Average british person discussing tv license goons

  • @Niftyturnip-
    @Niftyturnip- 6 месяцев назад

    "theres only 6 left" oh buddy, you have no idea. . .

  • @jiffbombastic3694
    @jiffbombastic3694 9 месяцев назад +1

    Me sitting down to relax while playing the most stressful game imaginable.

    • @bachmanboi2016
      @bachmanboi2016 9 месяцев назад

      Me ending my stressful day by relaxing and playing a game designed to make me unfathomably angry.

  • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
    @3rdStreetAVolitionite 9 месяцев назад +2

    The anger combined with the shitty MW2 mic quality. 💋🤌 Perfect.

  • @CeilingFan0
    @CeilingFan0 9 месяцев назад +4

    This game makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs, I love it so much.

  • @snarkycommenthere9027
    @snarkycommenthere9027 9 месяцев назад +1

    why has this guy got markiplier fnaf reactions to everything

  • @Bay_Downward
    @Bay_Downward 9 месяцев назад +1

    31:57 Construction Workers on a Sunday Morning

  • @blutygergaming8789
    @blutygergaming8789 9 месяцев назад +1

    33:44 You're very welcome my child

  • @Aidcaa
    @Aidcaa 9 месяцев назад +7

    Happiest pyro stream

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад

      I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

  • @rydz3442
    @rydz3442 9 месяцев назад +7

    thank you knee gore

  • @GoodGuyLimer
    @GoodGuyLimer 9 месяцев назад +3

    Even the coolest cats can be the meanest dogs

    • @Beanzops
      @Beanzops 9 месяцев назад +1

      I agree + I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯

  • @danielgibson490
    @danielgibson490 9 месяцев назад +2

    Pyro is NOT beating the allegations with this title

  • @Random4008_
    @Random4008_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao Pyro fe- wait you are going to do WHAT to me!?

  • @veryraresnurp9073
    @veryraresnurp9073 9 месяцев назад +1

    please dont touch me pyro

  • @Azekk_8
    @Azekk_8 9 месяцев назад +2

    As a rock climber I can safely say that this is exactly what it feels like

    • @Night-Rider101
      @Night-Rider101 9 месяцев назад

      One day you will fall.

    • @Azekk_8
      @Azekk_8 9 месяцев назад

      @@Night-Rider101 I have already. Plenty of times. I don’t do anything too crazy tho so if I’m not wearing a harness I’m usually doing indoor climbing :)

  • @bondingwithunclebenny
    @bondingwithunclebenny 9 месяцев назад +1

    10:44 2017 Pyro is back 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @war_lodr4128
    @war_lodr4128 9 месяцев назад +3

    Played the demo on while back, knew it had potential. But this much potential?

  • @AdyyY77
    @AdyyY77 9 месяцев назад

    so guys we did it we brought 2016 pyro back from the dead

  • @roboram9725
    @roboram9725 9 месяцев назад +1

    10:39 we got him