READING A DONALD TRUMP SPEECH COULDN'T BE ANY MORE COMICAL

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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2024
  • How does it sound when a former President and potential 2024 Republican nominee makes a statement? LMAO!

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  • @hookerrabbit
    @hookerrabbit 3 месяца назад +749

    it's not his ramblings or his obvious dementia that scares me, it's the cult that salivates over his every utterance that truly terrifies me.

    • @heyheytaytay
      @heyheytaytay 2 месяца назад +22

      aka 40% of the country

    • @Descenter1976
      @Descenter1976 2 месяца назад +11

      yeah... thats a lot... lets hope its not more like 51%@@heyheytaytay

    • @joeygonsalves3962
      @joeygonsalves3962 2 месяца назад +8

      Dementia? She was talking about Trump not Biden

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 2 месяца назад +45

      I think the rapid switching subjects and segues make some people forget what he was even talking about, and then he says something like, "I'm better than (insert someone in the news' name)!!!" and then everyone cheers. I think it stems from his habit of compulsively lying, as much as it is his addled brain... "What money? I didn't take any money, but I have a lot of money. Cars cost money. I like cars, because they go really fast and have a lot of energy. I have a lot of energy, unlike Sleepy Joe Biden..." **crowd cheers, and he never said anything of substance about being a thief**
      It's also his narcissism mixed with his declining mental faculties that cause him to struggle to talk about anything without talking about himself, then moving back to something unrelated, and then being reminded of himself, and then targeting someone for an insult that he thinks is hurting the self-image that he wants in his own head. It's a very obvious pattern.

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 2 месяца назад +19

      @@joeygonsalves3962She might’ve been talking about you.

  • @JubeProductions
    @JubeProductions 3 месяца назад +680

    the best part is when he says. "you gotta pay your bills" That hysterical coming from a conman that is known to not pay his bills.

    • @MG-im8ku
      @MG-im8ku 3 месяца назад +22

      He's got one that he's gonna have to pay now though lol Trump for bankruptcy!!! lol

    • @caroler11059
      @caroler11059 3 месяца назад +10

      And who’s going to lose his properties because he CAN’T pay his bills.

    • @JubeProductions
      @JubeProductions 3 месяца назад +2

      @@caroler11059 Is that a trick question? 😂

    • @randyjohnson-er9rd
      @randyjohnson-er9rd 2 месяца назад

      Trump would even stiffed the little kids running the kool aid stand.

    • @sdpofjcoismzfljj
      @sdpofjcoismzfljj 2 месяца назад

      Cant agree more with what i saying.

  • @annasantostefano6826
    @annasantostefano6826 3 месяца назад +127

    That people would actually want this as president is extraordinarily frightening

    • @Pallomember
      @Pallomember Месяц назад

      They're basically willing to trade democracy, the economy, the environment, trust in institutions, common decency... for a chance to use the n-word again some day

  • @jlc012
    @jlc012 3 месяца назад +200

    The problem is not Trump, we have plenty of con men to go around, the problem is the stupidity of the droves of people that idolize him. 🤯

    • @craigbailey7096
      @craigbailey7096 2 месяца назад +6

      Very true most own more guns than teeth and can often been seen dating there siblings

    • @marcusaurelius9123
      @marcusaurelius9123 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@craigbailey7096and playing banjos 😂

    • @marcusaurelius9123
      @marcusaurelius9123 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@craigbailey7096and playing banjos 😂

    • @alexanderbean7737
      @alexanderbean7737 2 месяца назад +6

      Y'all really don't see how you contribute to the problem, do you? If you can't understand that Trump is a symptom of something deeper than "half the country is slackjawed yokels" then it's gonna keep happening

    • @Axeman428
      @Axeman428 2 месяца назад

      trump empowers these cult members

  • @nicholasgallanis7539
    @nicholasgallanis7539 3 месяца назад +1210

    "if you don't pay, we won't defend you"
    -all the lawyers who are no longer willing to work with him!

    • @pjroo
      @pjroo 3 месяца назад +34

      Brilliant 😂

    • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
      @Hahahahaaahaahaa 3 месяца назад +39

      For a man that doesn't pay: his employees, his rent, his taxes, or his lawyers, it takes a special kind of arrogance to call out countries for paying slightly less than they are supposed to on military defense we don't currently need.

    • @hildeschmid8400
      @hildeschmid8400 3 месяца назад +13

      So THAT'S where he got the Don't Pay the Lawyers idea!

    • @Eargasm4all
      @Eargasm4all 3 месяца назад +9

      😂 perfecto!

    • @2crude2crudeofficialband3
      @2crude2crudeofficialband3 3 месяца назад +18

      Good point! So speaking of people paying their bills Donnie…

  • @lightbox617
    @lightbox617 3 месяца назад +176

    I'm 75. If I spoke like this, my wife and children would have me placed in custodial care

    • @pezlover1974
      @pezlover1974 2 месяца назад +1

      As they should

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 2 месяца назад

      Well then you ain't black!

    • @undercoveragent9889
      @undercoveragent9889 2 месяца назад

      You realize that you just admitted to being a little byatch on YT, right? lol We can see who wears the pants in _'your'_ house.

    • @billderych1291
      @billderych1291 2 месяца назад

      Lmao😅

    • @farialmab4723
      @farialmab4723 2 месяца назад +5

      Well said, sir! If only his cult could see it!

  • @michaelpatterson5811
    @michaelpatterson5811 3 месяца назад +277

    I'm a Brit, Stella, looking-in on this catastrophic collapse of a young nation. I'm 84 years old and been around a bit. Much the same is happening in little old Britain. There is only one answer - 'people power'. Use your vote - and protect yourselves! Love to the US - Michael xx

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 3 месяца назад +4

      You mean like the people who voted for Brexit?

    • @Murdo2112
      @Murdo2112 3 месяца назад +15

      @@FckPooTN More like he's talking to the people who didn't vote for Brexit.
      Brexit was only voted for by around 37% of the registered electorate.
      35% voted against and 28% didn't vote.
      Considering it tends to be people who want change who feel more motivated to vote, it's clear that, had that 28% got off their arses and voted, the result would have been very different.
      We're reaping the "rewards", not of "the will of the British people", but of the fact that almost half the people who didn't want change didn't bother to turn out and vote against it.
      That's how a country gets railroaded by the will of a minority.

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Murdo2112 that sucks :(

    • @michaelpatterson5811
      @michaelpatterson5811 3 месяца назад

      Thank you for your considered opinion, 'FckPoo' - so what would your solution be? @@FckPooTN

    • @user-wd6js5fz9p
      @user-wd6js5fz9p 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Murdo2112yes. You are exactly right. It should be a global lesson. It's scary it can happen again. People never learn, or pay attention. So history repeats itself

  • @Sid0751
    @Sid0751 3 месяца назад +40

    And this, is the leader of the Republican Party. God help America!!

  • @andjulia9292
    @andjulia9292 3 месяца назад +1431

    NATO, loans, athletes, golf, slim, 9 times farther, Biden. My God his brain is warped.

    • @danielwilliams8346
      @danielwilliams8346 3 месяца назад +67

      I forgot what he was initially talking about I was so confused. Makes me feel like an idiot 😂😂

    • @Michelle_Emm
      @Michelle_Emm 3 месяца назад +83

      What brain? I think there's just a big bowl of word salad in his head.😂

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 3 месяца назад +58

      At this point it's more worms than brain...

    • @ron88303
      @ron88303 3 месяца назад

      Open borders, high inflation, weaponizing DOJ against opponents, lower education standards, relaxing criminal enforcement, DEI, CRT ... I would call that slightly more warped. Just hope Trump doesn't tell you to not jump off a cliff.

    • @scottmcandrew9642
      @scottmcandrew9642 3 месяца назад +77

      Syphilis and Adderall are one hell of a combo

  • @brian_atc
    @brian_atc 3 месяца назад +899

    He's a child, a playground bully.

    • @PapaEli-pz8ff
      @PapaEli-pz8ff 3 месяца назад

      More like the playground loudmouth

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 3 месяца назад +24

      Exactly!

    • @rwhclo
      @rwhclo 3 месяца назад +23

      Playground bullies have more couth.

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 3 месяца назад +37

      He has arrested development acting like a jr high clique complete with nicknames for everyone. His vocabulary is below jr high level as he says he has the best words.

    • @ThrashTillDeth83
      @ThrashTillDeth83 3 месяца назад +22

      At least children are young enough to change in life .

  • @izzimichaels2892
    @izzimichaels2892 3 месяца назад +28

    He wants to do away with democracy, as well as punctuation.

  • @patricelevesque7319
    @patricelevesque7319 3 месяца назад +6

    From NATO, he ended up talking about his favorite subject; HIMSELF!

  • @rwhclo
    @rwhclo 3 месяца назад +1180

    I like Presidents that understand NATO.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +73

      I like presidents who can speak in coherent, complete sentences.

    • @rwhclo
      @rwhclo 3 месяца назад +110

      @@andyb1653 That definitely rules Trump out forever. His ramblings are embarrassing. But his orange minions lap it up.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +72

      @@rwhclo I've been following US and Canadian politics for ages, Trump is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Not so much the man himself that is, guys like him are a-dime-a-dozen, but his success. It should not have worked.

    • @rwhclo
      @rwhclo 3 месяца назад +57

      @@andyb1653 I have to give him credit, he is the greatest con man of the 21st century. So far.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +46

      @@rwhclo Watching it all catch up to him in real-time has been fun though

  • @gmacka6333
    @gmacka6333 3 месяца назад +577

    The fact that he doesnt even understand NATO as an organization. As though there is a central bank of NATO.
    He's a damn embarrassment

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 месяца назад +20

      Well to be fair, "organization" is a bigly word!

    • @boathousejoed1126
      @boathousejoed1126 3 месяца назад

      He is a clear and present danger to these United States.My question is why isn't something definitive being done to eliminate this clear and present danger?

    • @markgoldstein8139
      @markgoldstein8139 3 месяца назад

      “Embarrassment” is the operative word for one living in America in 2024 and will be until the fever breaks and this human plague and stain on our country is no longer a relevant part of our political system.

    • @knietiefimdispo2458
      @knietiefimdispo2458 3 месяца назад +12

      Tremendous bigly 🤗

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 3 месяца назад +31

      Like when he went to Germany and told them they need to start making cars in the US instead of shipping them from Germany. German car manufacturers make so many cars in the US that they export US made cars to other countries from the US. Trump is Dunning-Kruger to the max. It is rare when he accidentally says something that is true.

  • @cupidstunt22
    @cupidstunt22 3 месяца назад +5

    Makes perfect sense. Solve the NATO problem by playing golf.

  • @katyd4183
    @katyd4183 2 месяца назад +7

    Exactly. See it. Hear it. VOTE BLUE!

  • @honodle7219
    @honodle7219 3 месяца назад +430

    Like everything he says. Rambling and incoherent. And based on his version of reality.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 3 месяца назад +11

      He was a player's agent in this imaginary world.

    • @Mjddjmmjd
      @Mjddjmmjd 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@tlw6932there she is

    • @jasonwright5232
      @jasonwright5232 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@tlw6932mickey mouse

    • @4knanapapa
      @4knanapapa 3 месяца назад

      Democrats are use to hearing incoherent non words from biden, Trumps oratory is at least real words from the English language not Bibens ofamumbaderamet nonsense.

    • @raymondpresley2752
      @raymondpresley2752 3 месяца назад +7

      @@tlw6932 YES Blue all the way

  • @ronspri
    @ronspri 3 месяца назад +41

    There has never been anyone more self absorbed than Donald Trump. We've never seen anything like it.

    • @Idrathernot13
      @Idrathernot13 3 месяца назад +3

      Yooge. Nobody has ever seen anything like it,,,,,,, accept me,,, let me tell ya,,,,,, let me tell ya........

  • @chetthehoss
    @chetthehoss 3 месяца назад +4

    People should NEVER listen to him talk. They should read or hear transcripts of his speeches. Then they'd easily see how utterly pathetic he is, and how he has absolutely ZERO clue what he's talking about with virtually anything.

  • @tuesdayjohnson3890
    @tuesdayjohnson3890 3 месяца назад +8

    That was great!
    While I was watching him give that speech, I felt my IQ drop.

  • @mrgeo2u1
    @mrgeo2u1 3 месяца назад +52

    No matter what he starts talking about, it always ends up being about him. I honestly don’t think he’s aware of anything else.

    • @beverlyaiglai7052
      @beverlyaiglai7052 3 месяца назад +5

      The thing is: you are right.

    • @binarydigit0942
      @binarydigit0942 3 месяца назад +6

      He's definitely the main protagonist in his version of the world.

    • @user-xq8wz7vm7w
      @user-xq8wz7vm7w 3 месяца назад

      Narcissists like him literally cannot pull their head out of their own a$$. They see nothing but themselves and the world is one huge mirror. It's revolting.

    • @cs-zz7jd
      @cs-zz7jd 3 месяца назад +3

      Three things dum dum thinks about: Himself, money/power, and fuck.

  • @catdaddy8603
    @catdaddy8603 3 месяца назад +225

    And now a reading from the Book of Trump: whine whine whine me me I I me whine waaaah me me me I whine me.

    • @joelbrown3479
      @joelbrown3479 3 месяца назад +7

      You seem to have silenced the BARKING SPIDERS...

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI 3 месяца назад +7

      Amen!

    • @kj3832
      @kj3832 3 месяца назад

      That makes plenty of sense, if you are a cult member. Words of wisdom from their idiotic treasonous nutcase leader, Benedict Donald, aka that "stable genius" , FakeFailure45 .

    • @fodderr6561
      @fodderr6561 3 месяца назад +19

      You forgot to end with witch hunt.

    • @Jitterbuggn
      @Jitterbuggn 3 месяца назад

      You left out Hillary’s emails and Hunter Biden’s laptop.

  • @daydays12
    @daydays12 3 месяца назад +40

    Brilliant!! This is the way to do it. Not tiny extracts but good chunks of these loopy 'speeches'
    This should be watched and heard by a large public

  • @mikeroberts8914
    @mikeroberts8914 3 месяца назад +29

    Ahh. Brilliant. We’re beyond fucked.

  • @nattyw495
    @nattyw495 3 месяца назад +26

    💙✔🗳📜🇺🇲President Biden/Vice President Harris 2024

  • @MarkM-kq1io
    @MarkM-kq1io 3 месяца назад +573

    It sounds like the sort of conversation you would have at the pub just before closing time. This man like the Economist said is the biggest danger to the world in 2024. ❤ Stella

    • @Jedi_Vigilante
      @Jedi_Vigilante 3 месяца назад +26

      But person, woman, man, camera, tv... /s

    • @user-lb7nn1jh9n
      @user-lb7nn1jh9n 3 месяца назад

      @@Jedi_Vigilanteand the last question was
      Multiple the speed of light with 34
      Divide it with the average brain cells of a Maga supporter
      Then add it with all the lies he does in one day,
      And no pen or paper was allowed

    • @ron88303
      @ron88303 3 месяца назад

      As Biden continues to lead us into overseas conflicts. As 2 million illegals cross the border per year. As education standards decline. As high inflation continues. Etc. But I get it; orange man bad. Just hope he doesn't tell you to not jump off a cliff.

    • @ICU1337
      @ICU1337 3 месяца назад +34

      Honestly... I've had more coherent conversations with a drunk than anything this guy rambles about at his hate rallies.

    • @WERC-lawyer
      @WERC-lawyer 3 месяца назад +18

      I get more reasoned statements from my dog.

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 2 месяца назад +8

    You are a brave person for doing this. Whenever I try listening to him, I feel brain cells dying.

  • @PatrickHarris-jk1zi
    @PatrickHarris-jk1zi 3 месяца назад +20

    Thank you for this. I really hope a lot of people watch and share. This is so important.

  • @GriethDay
    @GriethDay 3 месяца назад +816

    What a messy, incoherent, meaningless “speech”. Love your channel, Stella.

    • @stellamagz
      @stellamagz  3 месяца назад +54

      Thank you!

    • @danielbrown2612
      @danielbrown2612 3 месяца назад +56

      All of his speeches were like that.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +57

      The only aspect of politics he's actually good at: Speaking at great length while saying as little as possible.

    • @romanpaladino
      @romanpaladino 3 месяца назад +40

      Trump's stream of consciousness speaks volumes.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +40

      @@romanpaladino *stream of semi-consciousness

  • @ernietetrault3403
    @ernietetrault3403 3 месяца назад +201

    And they talk about Biden not being able to complete sentences! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele 3 месяца назад

      Biden stickhandles a little around certain words because of a lifelong speech impediment. Yet he spoke brilliantly for 112 minutes straight at the 2023 SOTU address, and played the cat-calling R's for the fools they so are. These insults towards Joe are pure projection away from the infantile broken word salad that comes tumbling forth from their orange Fuhrer's pursed lips.

    • @craigdouglas885
      @craigdouglas885 3 месяца назад +6

      I think it's best to go to sleep that rant like this. Biden is probably the least dangerous.

    • @jengsci8268
      @jengsci8268 3 месяца назад +11

      @ernietetrault3403 - Exactly! Biden has struggled with a stutter speech impediment all his life, and he can finish sentences.

    • @ladyliberty5771
      @ladyliberty5771 3 месяца назад +3

      Except Biden does! Then the quips about Biden's stutter.... 😐 yeah... they're running out of material. Time to 'cancel' em. 😂😂😂

    • @cbxwarrior1
      @cbxwarrior1 3 месяца назад

      It's better than buffoon that will run off at the mouth pandering false rhetoric to anyone who'll listen.

  • @MikeLinck
    @MikeLinck 3 месяца назад +21

    This is gold!! Do one of these every day until the election. I'll subscribe.

  • @Ezz243
    @Ezz243 3 месяца назад +17

    I laughed out loud! It's concerning but read out like that really exposes the absurdity of it all. Thank you for sharing. Extremely well delivered Stella.

  • @PWiz30
    @PWiz30 3 месяца назад +86

    Reading that out loud can't be easy for a normal person.

    • @rondamorris3550
      @rondamorris3550 2 месяца назад +3

      Right!? Hell even reading quotes of his in the news makes me think I’m having a stroke!

  • @robertstanford1778
    @robertstanford1778 3 месяца назад +26

    He is incapable of finishing a single coherent thought before the rambling starts and to that, there is no end.

  • @mayamanign
    @mayamanign 3 месяца назад +2

    Save the United States from the New Confederacy! Vote 🔵

  • @kennethwalton5582
    @kennethwalton5582 3 месяца назад +21

    And some people think this man is brilliant and he can’t even keep a single consistent thought or idea……WOW!!!

  • @daniellanctot6548
    @daniellanctot6548 3 месяца назад +339

    *_Seriously, people with late stage Alzheimer keep more coherent and straight to the point conversations that Trump does!_*

    • @VictoriaRodriguez-by3fs
      @VictoriaRodriguez-by3fs 3 месяца назад

      Perhaps that's his problem. When WILL a medical Dr. Finally Diagnose this clown??

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 3 месяца назад

      But they do pretend to have made mistakes on purpose, like trump does. I have watched Alzheimer's and he os so familiar to me... Dangerous. Have said he has dementia for years.

    • @daverhoden445
      @daverhoden445 3 месяца назад +20

      They might restart the conversation over and over but at least it's the same conversation. I wonder if it's possible to get an AI to create a Trump speech or would the machine just give up and go play cat videos.

    • @unclescipio3136
      @unclescipio3136 3 месяца назад +8

      *other people with late stage Alzheimer's. Trump's slipped a few gears, and he had a pretty shoddy transmission to start with.

    • @josefvavra6854
      @josefvavra6854 3 месяца назад +17

      Sorry, but I have to disagree. Trump is very coherent in his speeches. 'cause no matter of the starting topic it´s always at the end of the day 100% about Donald Trump and how awesome he is. And in that he is very consistent and coherent, isn´t he?😉

  • @user-ps3nx9xo1b
    @user-ps3nx9xo1b 3 месяца назад +13

    😂😂😂 sweet baby Jesus. You know I don't know what is scarier this man in general or the idiots that listen to this and go yes he's our guy.

  • @lexdeobesean
    @lexdeobesean 3 месяца назад +2

    I get voting for trump in 2016... but if anyone still wanna vote for him today, they need to get their head checked!

  • @bhornannawindeedeigh5007
    @bhornannawindeedeigh5007 3 месяца назад +96

    Is Trump not the sorriest president EVER? Yes. He is.

  • @Daddybear-ht8wi
    @Daddybear-ht8wi 3 месяца назад +15

    SHOW MAGA THE DOOR
    VOTE THEM OUT IN " 24 ".
    2 Terms For tRump
    1 In Office
    1 In Prison
    MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested...8-}

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 месяца назад +3

      tRump will be president again...
      Of his cell block!!!😂😂😂

    • @MKA63
      @MKA63 3 месяца назад

      Hahahahaha , Nice Poetry!

  • @curiouscatlabincgetsworrie7755
    @curiouscatlabincgetsworrie7755 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh, man! He's so unfit for office it hurts! And on so many levels.

  • @BCThunderthud
    @BCThunderthud Месяц назад +1

    One day this will be up there with "we choose to go to the moon". Stirring patriotic feelings in young Americans for generations.

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic 3 месяца назад +244

    Thx Stella ❤️
    That speech sounds like a 3rd grader's book report, on a book they didn't bother to read.

    • @yodaiam1000
      @yodaiam1000 3 месяца назад +20

      That's a really mean thing to say about third graders.

    • @bonniebevan4597
      @bonniebevan4597 3 месяца назад +4

      @@yodaiam1000 Ha!

    • @yodaiam1000
      @yodaiam1000 3 месяца назад

      @@tlw6932 Who is "we"? Republican's of any ilk are not going to cut sales tax. The US doesn't even have a federal sales tax like most countries. They will cut personal taxes on the very rich which does not work to stimulate the economy. It does the very opposite by decreasing the velocity of money/transactions.

    • @rrj6068
      @rrj6068 3 месяца назад +5

      Maybe he was reading the book upside down .......

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 3 месяца назад +4

      It sound like a book report by someone who saw the crappy movie adaptation of the book they were supposed to read...

  • @paolazo-l4790
    @paolazo-l4790 3 месяца назад +57

    Such an eloquent speech hahaha!
    Incoherent, as those who vote for him

  • @tny923
    @tny923 3 месяца назад +2

    He's a joke and has No Business being in Politics

  • @caliluv4244
    @caliluv4244 3 месяца назад +2

    I am sooo happy you showed up on my feed. Although the subject matter is deliriously unhinged and disgusting, your delivery is hilarious. Keep it up. Laughter in the face of tragedy helps. 💕

  • @5DNRG
    @5DNRG 3 месяца назад +159

    this really puts his vast ignorance on full display. Thank you for sharing this with us!

    • @Mjddjmmjd
      @Mjddjmmjd 3 месяца назад

      ​@@tlw6932bring it down Sally

  • @lylesnow8707
    @lylesnow8707 3 месяца назад +13

    Jeezus the dumpling is truly a walking, mumbling plague on humanity
    Have a great day Stella

  • @AdhiyogaSystem
    @AdhiyogaSystem 2 месяца назад +1

    It is unbelievable that he was our President!

  • @FighterDoken
    @FighterDoken 3 месяца назад +2

    Remember: There are actually people who want to vote for this guy. Like, American people.
    ..who hate America now.

  • @scottmueller550
    @scottmueller550 3 месяца назад +277

    Please do more of his speeches! When more people hear how incoherent he is , it will make a huge difference. Thank you Stella .

    • @omotayosatuyi252
      @omotayosatuyi252 3 месяца назад

      Facts it could make people leave the party if they realize he's a bumbling idiot

    • @georgechickful
      @georgechickful 3 месяца назад

      It might make a difference to the floating voters with limited attention spans.
      TFG has always spoken utter bollox, stupid magats think it's normal that they have to interpret what he says.

    • @margaretjones7954
      @margaretjones7954 3 месяца назад

      Scott Mueller. How in the world can you say such a thing? Poor Joe can't even remember his name! Thats a messed up comment.

    • @mjcart
      @mjcart 3 месяца назад +32

      @@margaretjones7954 Seriously? Read Trump's speeches instead of watching him flair his hands and make his noises and you'll see how little sense they make. Try it!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 месяца назад +33

      @@margaretjones7954 Seriously? Listen to Biden speak, then listen to Trump speak. Biden is still light years ahead of Trump in cognitive ability. Trump doesn't even know who he's running against, keeps calling Biden "Obama."

  • @ray24051
    @ray24051 3 месяца назад +40

    Trump: Russia if you're listening I need you to find me half a billion dollars!

  • @topangacreek
    @topangacreek Месяц назад +1

    His base is not concerned with him completing a thought, or a sentence, or present any logical throughline. They are as self-absorbed, cluelessly entitled, and loathsomely greedy as he is.

  • @houdinididiit
    @houdinididiit 3 месяца назад +199

    During the height of the 2020 election, I got banned from Twitter for simply using his own words on a photo that I doctored to make him look a little funny. I sent it right to him and his inner circle. 😂 Poor babies. And Musk wasn’t even there yet.

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 3 месяца назад +37

      Being banned from Twitter is a badge of honor my friend. I'm also banned 😂

    • @DonWinslow-cn7zx
      @DonWinslow-cn7zx 3 месяца назад

      On several occasions, I've been banned from RUclips, for posting Trump quotes. His cult followers get offended by the truth.

    • @patricklangdon1115
      @patricklangdon1115 3 месяца назад +19

      I never joined, but I want to see the offending post.

    • @thinking102
      @thinking102 3 месяца назад +1

      I get banned for 24 hrs by you tube nearly every time I say how horrific Putin is or drumpf the rapist using exactly and only the facts, but nope I get censored and banned...ops might be gonna happen again for telling you guys...keep up speaking the truth, good on you.

    • @KathySexton-dl2sx
      @KathySexton-dl2sx 3 месяца назад +16

      I got banned from youtube for posting snarky comments to the rightwing channels and their followers!

  • @gerry343
    @gerry343 2 месяца назад +2

    Trump can ramble on with this kind of drivel and the MAGA crowd will lap it up and cheer and holler as if he is the greatest orator ever.

  • @johnhardin-qe4ue
    @johnhardin-qe4ue Месяц назад +1

    He cheats on his own courses per his longtime friend! You girl are a superstar! Thanks! Hohn

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 3 месяца назад +28

    A/G James grabbed him by the wallet!

  • @wilburrwould2170
    @wilburrwould2170 3 месяца назад +144

    That made my ears bleed..stay well Stella Thank for being a Truth Talker....

    • @Monsoonpain
      @Monsoonpain 3 месяца назад +14

      Sad truth, if Obama had spoke this way....he would not have even been nominated

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 3 месяца назад +2

      Freaking ball.

    • @omotayosatuyi252
      @omotayosatuyi252 3 месяца назад

      Trump is a bumbling idiot

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 3 месяца назад +1

      Made?

    • @omotayosatuyi252
      @omotayosatuyi252 3 месяца назад

      @@bobfg3130 🙄 grammar police

  • @Confused_Philosopher
    @Confused_Philosopher 2 месяца назад +1

    Trump is the champ at meandering deranged disconnected thoughts.

  • @rugbynimbus
    @rugbynimbus 2 месяца назад +3

    My dad talked like that, he went into memory care. Trump does it and gets the GOP nomination. 🤔

  • @CathyAWhite
    @CathyAWhite 3 месяца назад +13

    NATO and golf, yeah I see the connection. (snark)

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 2 месяца назад

      What about NATO and Ukraine? Is there a connection there ?

  • @shanesanders2255
    @shanesanders2255 3 месяца назад +47

    There is only room on the planet for one Donald Trump. He can not pay his bills. Everyone else has to pay their bills

  • @drewdewolf7817
    @drewdewolf7817 3 месяца назад +2

    Trump is an incoherent mess!!!

  • @user-qn2bg7zb9s
    @user-qn2bg7zb9s Месяц назад +2

    Remember when he circled the path of a hurricane with sharpie pointing to a direction it didn't go, just to disagree with the experts?

  • @waltgzerod5565
    @waltgzerod5565 3 месяца назад +15

    It reads like a Deposition of a Spoiled Brat Rich Kid after smokin a joint between Study Hall & Detention.

  • @acmusa2215
    @acmusa2215 3 месяца назад +196

    Trump tells NATO: "Pay your bills." Trump owes $88 MLN to E Jean Carroll. Trump owes NY $354 MLN, plus interest.

    • @falconerd343
      @falconerd343 3 месяца назад +20

      Not to mention all the money he owes his lawyers...

    • @mpemberton7760
      @mpemberton7760 3 месяца назад +15

      @@falconerd343 What lawyer in his or her right mind would want to take on that deadbeat as a client?

    • @supertrucker2077
      @supertrucker2077 3 месяца назад +3

      I’m still voting for trump.

    • @PinkRose-aka-Alexandrite
      @PinkRose-aka-Alexandrite 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@mpemberton7760No lawyer in his or her right mind HAS taken on the orange mucus as a client.

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 3 месяца назад +28

      ​@@supertrucker2077
      Why do you hate America so much ... ?

  • @oldtimer7635
    @oldtimer7635 Месяц назад

    This is brilliant! News networks should do the very same!

  • @mpemberton7760
    @mpemberton7760 3 месяца назад +1

    I'll have the Irrational Rambling Supreme, a side of braggart beans, a tossed word salad with gibberish dressing, and for dessert the Dunning-Kruger cake.

  • @catalinacleoferohm6405
    @catalinacleoferohm6405 3 месяца назад +136

    NATO TO TRUMP: Pay up, buttercup!😂

    • @jimralston4789
      @jimralston4789 3 месяца назад +11

      NATO funding and troop commitment is voluntary for every member. No country has debts to NATO.

    • @CliveNDerek
      @CliveNDerek 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@jimralston4789Few seem to understand this. There are no bills or even membership fees for being in NATO. It's a treaty. A promise.

    • @margaretjones7954
      @margaretjones7954 3 месяца назад

      Catalina do u ou even know what u ou are saying?

    • @catalinacleoferohm6405
      @catalinacleoferohm6405 3 месяца назад +1

      Do you guys even see the emoji sign? Do you know what Trump said about NATO? Do I really have to explain to you the chain of events? CHILL! 😁

    • @apointonawave
      @apointonawave 3 месяца назад

      Get out of your mom's basement and learn how to read an actual book with words that have more than 3 syllables.

  • @rafaelsalas2012
    @rafaelsalas2012 3 месяца назад +34

    All those voices in his head, he doesn't know which one to listen to

    • @gordonbrown9551
      @gordonbrown9551 3 месяца назад +1

      It's what happens when you're possessed!😂

  • @Frank50505
    @Frank50505 3 месяца назад +2

    America is so messed up if a third or more of the country are still diehard Trump fans. WTF???

  • @SydneySewerat
    @SydneySewerat 3 месяца назад +1

    What a freak show of a president.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +6

    This is a major party nominee for president. Crazy that this is our reality

  • @martin1042
    @martin1042 3 месяца назад +27

    He probably can't even tell what the acronym NATO stands for.

    • @bhatkat
      @bhatkat 3 месяца назад +4

      Good one, so how about asking his worshippers if they know?

    • @martin1042
      @martin1042 3 месяца назад +4

      @@bhatkat they are no politicians, so they do not need to know. But someone who wants to become president of the USA certainly should know.

    • @Redbeardian
      @Redbeardian 3 месяца назад +4

      Considering he said at a press conference while in a Baltic state that they started a war in the 90s that caused the breakup of Yugoslavia .... which of course was thousands of miles away in the BALKANS ... yah .. it would be almost weird if he knew a single word of the NATO acronym or even that it is an acronym, or what an acronym even is.

    • @noway377
      @noway377 3 месяца назад

      ​@martin1042 Politicians aren't the only one's who should know this. This is something that everyone who is legally required to vote should know. The reason why so many people vote for an uneducated man is because they themselves are uneducated.

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 2 месяца назад

      I bet he has no idea that the Ukraine is a non NATO member.

  • @dianacryer
    @dianacryer 2 месяца назад +1

    He is just pitiful.

  • @norwegianzound
    @norwegianzound 2 месяца назад

    This man needs to be President NOW. NINE times further!!!! WOW

  • @DigitalMediaWorldUSA
    @DigitalMediaWorldUSA 2 месяца назад +2

    Biden doesn't even play golf
    Biden doesn't give a shit what Trump thinks either. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @buddyboy4x44
    @buddyboy4x44 3 месяца назад +4

    Demonstrably the very best Republican presidential candidate. Say no more.

  • @richardluce775
    @richardluce775 3 месяца назад +9

    Ex-guys speeches are like dropping Alexa in the toilet.

  • @paulvaughan3557
    @paulvaughan3557 3 месяца назад

    And 50 million Americans awe in how deep and smart Drump is!! Cause only he can fix it.

  • @menikmati789
    @menikmati789 3 месяца назад +2

    The fact that over 100 million Americans will still vote for this man says more about them than him

    • @grandma3pets749
      @grandma3pets749 3 месяца назад

      He only got 74 million in 2020 and has lost support since then.

    • @menikmati789
      @menikmati789 3 месяца назад

      @@grandma3pets749 my bad, if it’s only 74 million, clearly America is doing fine

  • @lmsossi6501
    @lmsossi6501 3 месяца назад +7

    Yup, a golfer, NATO, and Ukraine--all exactly the same... said no one but Trump ever in all history!!

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 2 месяца назад

      So the Ukraine is a NATO member?

  • @ttomgast1769
    @ttomgast1769 3 месяца назад +161

    Trump/Republican playbook :
    Be a bully/play the victim . Repeat...

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 3 месяца назад

      Classic for right-wing populists.
      AfD in Germany does the same.

    • @YELLTELL
      @YELLTELL 3 месяца назад

      U MEAN LIKE BULLYING PPL TO CALL U ZIM ZIER, OR SAMANTHA WHEN U HAVE AN ADAMS APPLE? U MEAN LIKE BULLYING PPL TO SAY WHAT U WANT THEM TO SAY AND IF I REFUSE U SAY U ARE A VICTIM OF HATESPEECH.... huh
      U MEAN LIKE THAT RUGHT?

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 3 месяца назад +5

      @@YELLTELL If someone identify as a women you don't bully her if you call her the name she gave herself. Pretty easy do understand imho.

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 3 месяца назад

      Your cap locks and stupidity are stuck ON@@YELLTELL

    • @weezbo
      @weezbo 3 месяца назад +4

      @@YELLTELLyes, that’s a pretty good representation of bullying people by refusing to address them by their name and then playing the victim when people point out you’re garbage for your behavior. Thank you for illustrating their point.

  • @4helex
    @4helex 2 месяца назад +1

    Trump has made CRAZY Great again! Hence the craziness.

  • @dougrobinson2024
    @dougrobinson2024 3 месяца назад +2

    He always answers this way unless it's a point HE wants to drive home, and then he's super-focused and relentlessly narrow minded. For example: Remember "NO COLLUSION!!" or "CROOKED HILARY". He drills down hard on that stuff, then uses this disjointed, train of thought on stuff he wants to slime his way out of.

  • @donaldmrambojr5695
    @donaldmrambojr5695 3 месяца назад +123

    Another great post, Stella...Thanks for sharing with us the always absurd & atrocious traits of a failed former president...Bye🔵✊...

  • @HOPEat
    @HOPEat 3 месяца назад +47

    Everything he touches turns to stone.

    • @mgardner70
      @mgardner70 3 месяца назад

      He wants to be a global gangster. He wants to be Putin.

    • @davidguelette7036
      @davidguelette7036 3 месяца назад +11

      Stone isn't the correct word.

    • @m.jasondoty9062
      @m.jasondoty9062 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@davidguelette7036 two letters are correct, and one is in the right place of the word...

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 месяца назад +2

      Stone is solid and durable though. Everything Trump touches turns to dust.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 3 месяца назад +5

      More like crap!

  • @fvicadi
    @fvicadi 3 месяца назад +1

    Great Work Stella ... Can you have a 10 year old read it? Even a child would think it makes no sense hahahahahaa

  • @javiergonzalez9077
    @javiergonzalez9077 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for reading his speech. I feel more educated, such eloquence.

  • @michaelheller8841
    @michaelheller8841 3 месяца назад +82

    This should be a new segment once a week, Stella reads us a Trump speech or tweet lol. Comedy for the
    people. We can get coffee mugs, hats, T-shirts, and hoodies. 😊

    • @jackielynch8061
      @jackielynch8061 3 месяца назад +15

      Great idea!

    • @stellamagz
      @stellamagz  3 месяца назад +27

      Definitely a great idea! 💡 🤣

    • @m.jasondoty9062
      @m.jasondoty9062 3 месяца назад +6

      Please, no. Every time I hear ANYONE reciting Jack-o-lantern's speech (including Pumpkinhead, himself) I can feel my IQ plummet, and I really can't afford it to drop any lower!

    • @donaldmrambojr5695
      @donaldmrambojr5695 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm ALL in too..what a.great idea🙂🙃😉😊!!!

    • @vaclavkrpec2879
      @vaclavkrpec2879 3 месяца назад +2

      But it'll have to be very long if you only do it once a week. Trump, especially as president, spouts utterly ridiculous nonsense every single day...

  • @katsybo
    @katsybo 3 месяца назад +13

    Thanks Stella🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

  • @THR33STEP
    @THR33STEP 2 месяца назад

    Well that cleared up any issues with NATO in a hurry! Great job !! 🤦🏻

  • @momo-gc7ii
    @momo-gc7ii 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for doing this! Get this out there so everyone can let it sink in!

  • @gsmX2
    @gsmX2 3 месяца назад +11

    Pretty much opening up a clogged sewer line. You don't know what $hit is going to flow out.
    Well done.

  • @TrulySpencer2146
    @TrulySpencer2146 3 месяца назад +36

    This is great 😊 I think his supporters are used to his nonsense 🤦‍♀️but listening to a normal person talking like that is astonishing, goodness me, Stella, good job!!! 😊

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 месяца назад +1

      I heard somewhere that Trump's supporters don't even listen to the things he says, they just know to cheer, clap, and boo at the right times. But they don't listen to the substance of what he says, mainly because there is no substance.

    • @mikekelly5869
      @mikekelly5869 3 месяца назад

      ​@@dx1450Yep, it's entertainment, not politics.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 месяца назад

      @@mikekelly5869 Just once I would like to ask the MAGAs what Trump did in his four years as president that made their lives better, and what they expect him to accomplish to make their lives better in another term.

    • @mikekelly5869
      @mikekelly5869 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dx1450 Most of them refer to things that happened under Obama, or even Clinton. I saw one of them blaming Obama for the Iran Contra scandal recently 🙄

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 3 месяца назад

      @@mikekelly5869 Jeez... I know they were blaming Obama for 9/11, but I didn't know they were stupid enough to blame Iran-Contra on him too.

  • @Vision2062XX
    @Vision2062XX 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks Stella. Just what I needed for my morning fix! I should note that I pulled a copy of a Trump speech dating from 2018, cleaned it up, and imported it as a MS word document. Then I used the MS Word grade level tool to determine the actual grade level equivalence of his remarks. Trump spoke for 72 minutes...at a 3.9 average grade level....and his followers ate it up. I leave you to your own conclusions!

  •  Месяц назад

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  • @je8784
    @je8784 3 месяца назад +47

    ❤ U Stella! Trump is the biggest fool ever, but let's not forget MTG, BoBo, Cancun Cruz, Johnson, Jordan, ect. They enjoy riding the short bus with Dumpy. 😂😂

    • @BigO44716
      @BigO44716 3 месяца назад

      It's not Jordan it's Gym.

    • @tedburg6042
      @tedburg6042 3 месяца назад

      a stinky rump presidency would be good for nothing. @@tlw6932

    • @andrewballance4161
      @andrewballance4161 3 месяца назад

      Yo step off the short bus remarks. What is wrong with you?

    • @BigO44716
      @BigO44716 3 месяца назад

      Try to do better. No need for the derogatory bus thing at the end. Just saying

  • @ri-jm5tn
    @ri-jm5tn 3 месяца назад +30

    I could drink a 5th of good Irish whiskey, blaze a blunt, drop a quaalude and I’d still be more coherent than the “stable genius.”