SCP-294 "The Coffee Machine" (Euclid SCP) (Teleporting SCP) (Food SCP).

[@danhunt285]

WTF. My wife and I like to watch horror short stories and I randomly remembered the scp foundation and literally gave my wife a 20 minute brief of the basics of the foundation and even vaguely decried THIS EXACT SCP 😂 I feel like a sleeper agent waking up 😂

[@A.I.Lovecraft]

Not sure I understand the whole series of events. But I did enjoy reading your post.

[@FuttBucker42069]

"Today on 'How did I get here'... Omg. Omg!! How did i get here!???"

[@A.I.Lovecraft]

I am confused. How did you get here?

[@FuttBucker42069]

@@A.I.Lovecraft just stay away from the coffee machine

[@littlechip8079]

free gatorade

[@A.I.Lovecraft]

50 cents. Still pretty cheap tho.