as of this morning I am officially a best-selling author. #1 in in Spiritual Self-Help, #1 in Limericks & Humorous Verse, and #1 in Self-Help in New Age Religion on Amazon STREAMING EVERY DAY FOR MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM THIS WEEK! twitch.tv/dougdoug
I was genuinely confused about how a fan channel named 'dougdoug published author' was able to get footage of DougDoug at the start for 5 minutes. The dedication to committing to the bit of DougDoug is so crazy.
If I'm remembering correctly, one of the most read fanfics on Ao3 is a fanfict about Groot and all it says is, "I am Groot," over and over again. Your book reminds me of that.
Current #3. #1 is some Harry Potter fic and #2 is a Stranger Things ship a bunch of people wanted to happen I think I actually have no idea that's just what I gathered via osmosis being on Tumblr
the ai amazon review goes so hard: Customers find this book life-changing, with one describing it as a transcendental experience that takes them on an unimaginable journey. Moreover, the book is thought-provoking, with one customer noting how it reshaped their understanding of life itself, and another mentioning a huge plot twist at the end. Additionally, they appreciate its beauty and readability, with one describing it as a tranquil read, while another highlights the author's ability to explain extremely difficult concepts.
How do you know if he didn't hide an Easter egg in there somewhere? Watch at some point in the book, in the middle of the "Doug", is literally just the words "Easter Egg"
He talked about this on the first rosa stream. It would probably take about 12 hours of recording time (Dougs estimate), and Doug doesn't want to torture anyone with that.
My mother fought her whole life to get taken seriously as a published author cause a lot of people don’t see it as a real job. It’s so nice to see a large RUclipsr say published author sounds serious. I like that change of perspectives a lot. Gotta tell her that. Go mom!
If she's a published author than it means that her buyers already enjoy and appreciate her work, which is more than most of us can brag about in our lifetime, so I hope she knows it ❤
As a fellow ADHD person, I agree. Also as someone who for some reason picked up on reading early (and a tendancy to get bored reading as result), we definitely need it. Audiobook version, Doug.
that's really good idea . i would love to see it on these greedy lazy streamers who just react to donates all stream long . would they just sit there doing nothing or would they beg for donates ? it would be funny either way hahaha
He’s just being humble, the book is incredible. My favorite part was when it said “Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug”, it literally brought tears to my eyes.
Imagine the color evaporating from Doug's face when he tells them about him being an author and they reply "Oh, cool, I'll go buy the book when I get home!"
22:41 22,500 from me, then 22,400 from Erlkong to end stream was not a mistake/bug in the code, just a lot of confusion was edited out to make it simpler. I was richest, and I asked Doug to give previous richest one request. I *meant* Borkbork209 who asked for hamster video, but Doug misunderstood and gave it to Erlkong (who was not richest since he bid less than me/too late). So we reset the bits. It was funny and chaotic and after the fact I liked it.
Edited: had the first incremental value wrong. Yeah, it was based on the current threshold that only incremented 500 at a time. So if the threshold was 2000 and you donated 2500, you were good. But timing was also important because if you dump 2100 in at the same time someone else did, it was a crapshoot based on Doug’s code and when you were slotted in. When the threshold was reset, he updated the increment to 100 and AshleyAmber only needed to snipe above the updated threshold, 1200.
Not gramatically, I think; the statement can be either a description (Doug, who is a bald, award-winning published author) or a list of achievements (Doug, who is bald, award-winning, and a published author). The former does not necessarily mean that the award was won for authoring: "award-winning" could be an adjective independent of "author" as a predicate noun. Of course, in practice, it would likely be taken otherwise, but the whole point is that it's technically correct.👍
The ending was genuinely heart wrenching and the plot in general was enchanting, this book changed me and the way I look at the world... I will never look at Douglas Scott Wreden (Award Winning Published Author) the same way...
7:10 wizard101 is actually a great social game for an mmo, typically it sets up age groups and gives them different talking capabilities to seperate all of them, so if you are 18+ you get the free chat, where you can basically have the least restricted filter, but anything you say that the filter would block for text chat (13) or open chat (dialog menu options anyone under 13) will be blanked out and they cant see it. only other people who have the free chat (18+) can see what you say.
wish more games did that system... though as someone who has played it off and on for years upon years... ive had all 3 types, and man you do not want menu chat only, it fucking sucks.
@Mattadork4 months later, roblox started implementing a similar chat grouping system - except instead of limiting the chat itself, it limits the age of who you can chat with
we need a stream where he just reads the entire book and that's it. nothing else. start stream, read book start to finish without missing a single doug.
Thank you Fizzfald for being the greatest rich person as of 19 minutes into the video. We are honored to have you be the richest as of 19 minutes into the video.
At first glance, Doug's book-a book that simply repeats the word “Doug” 40,000 times-seemed like a joke, a literary prank with no deeper meaning. But as I turned each identical page, something unexpected happened: I started to reflect. The monotony forced my mind inward, stripping away distraction and ego. Each "Doug" became a mantra, a mirror, a meditation. Why Doug? Why 40,000? I began to question everything-identity, purpose, repetition in my daily life. It was absurd, yet transformative. In its relentless sameness, the book shattered my expectations of meaning and taught me that sometimes, change doesn’t come from answers-it comes from confronting the ridiculous with sincerity. Doug didn’t just change my life. It rewrote it, one Doug at a time.
I appreciate how we’d gone from Doug not wanting people to pay him obscene amounts of money just to compel him to play specific games like Wizard 101, to doing exactly that anyway, but making content out of the process itself.
when you change your name, you lose your check. The dedication to the removal of anything checkmark-shaped is incrdedibly AUTHOR of DougDoug to do. edit: this is not true (or is it?)
The fact that Tee Morris became a supporting character in Doug's nonsense is hilarious. I am glad that Doug's review of Twitch for Dummies became such a hit. Amazing charity idea, as usual!
I love that your chatters were so confident that you would do something good with the money and despite all your protests, you ultimately proved them right
Wow, when reading Doug: a dougdoug story, from award winning published author Douglas Scott Wreden all I could think was "Wow, this is a book from an award winning published author, who is very smart, and lives in a big house that I can see from the promotional material." Truly an amazing work from an award winning published author!
I'm legally blind, will there be an audiobook release of your book? In all seriousness, the fact that a book like this gets released, makes, money, and the proceeds go to a great cause is amazing!
No other content creator has ever got me to buy a book consisting of only one word. Now that I think about it, I don’t think any other would go through with that idea. God, I love this community.
0 seconds in: I am surprised 60 seconds in: I am on-board, laughing, and absolutely loving it 120 seconds in: I am asking myself how talking about a book with doug and nothing else can be stretched to 24 minutes 180 seconds in: I am reminded of what video I am actually watching, realising I just watched a 3 minute ad and liked it.
Oh my gosh I saw this and thought “No way a fan channel is getting away with looking so similar to the actual channel” only to realise it’s actually Doug Doug 💀
1:16 "that the sex scene in 50 shades of gray or the bible" Before anyone races to look it up, the sex scenes in the bible are very disappointing. 1/10 bondage was not explicit enough.
Doug, you broke the rules... At 9:40 a man named Expiredmelatonin donated 7400 bits. But the richest person had last donated 10000 bits. Yet, you did what Expiredmelatonin said...
19:21 honestly i was waiting for door dash to lose the order. Side note: ever since the unethical expirements on twitch chat, when i see semigreatkate in a video i immediatly think of the farewell Zuko speech.
The legendary rivalry between Fizzfald and Conissar was legendary Then Turbine comes in, I swear this is a movie 😭😭 And Erlkong is the big villain and his sidekick Ashley, then Turbine has to avenge Fizz I would pay to see this in cinemas😭😭😭
i was about to comment that the thumbnail looks really good for a fan channel but the subtitle published author looked kinda weird when all the others are like Lost Levels and The DougDoug Files and then i realized this is just doug
Chat swooping in to save one another is actually sweet, asking others for permanent vip and sharing the podium as chatters made me so happy, I love DougDoug’s community so much
I love when Doug initially said if you tied with the previous it didn't count, then he started counting that for some reason, then he would randomly count chatters where it was lower for no reason at all.
as of this morning I am officially a best-selling author. #1 in in Spiritual Self-Help, #1 in Limericks & Humorous Verse, and #1 in Self-Help in New Age Religion on Amazon
STREAMING EVERY DAY FOR MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM THIS WEEK! twitch.tv/dougdoug
Mug
Yk what hell yeah
@DougDoug Rosa the goat!!!
Ok
🦦?
I was genuinely confused about how a fan channel named 'dougdoug published author' was able to get footage of DougDoug at the start for 5 minutes. The dedication to committing to the bit of DougDoug is so crazy.
@anikiko1175 fr I follow so many I wouldn't be surprised for one to be named that
I thought that too, then I noticed this the real dougdoug
@AgentRipYT what do you mean? Author “Doug” has way too much hair.
I thought i was a fan channel (before clicking the miniature).
What i find weird is that the name of the channel is different right under the video than it is in yt chat
He actually changed the channel's name, the commitment to the bit is insane
This isn’t Helldivers . . .
me when book
This detail in Doug a Doug Doug story makes it 10x more horrifying
Uhhhh idk what to say
I'd say it would be if it was permanent, oh well
If I'm remembering correctly, one of the most read fanfics on Ao3 is a fanfict about Groot and all it says is, "I am Groot," over and over again. Your book reminds me of that.
yeah, it used to be the most kudo-ed fic but i think it got overtaken :(
Current #3. #1 is some Harry Potter fic and #2 is a Stranger Things ship a bunch of people wanted to happen I think I actually have no idea that's just what I gathered via osmosis being on Tumblr
is that Hunter rain worl
the ai amazon review goes so hard: Customers find this book life-changing, with one describing it as a transcendental experience that takes them on an unimaginable journey. Moreover, the book is thought-provoking, with one customer noting how it reshaped their understanding of life itself, and another mentioning a huge plot twist at the end. Additionally, they appreciate its beauty and readability, with one describing it as a tranquil read, while another highlights the author's ability to explain extremely difficult concepts.
gpt reviews being not cringe and actually awesome for once
Prolly isn’t all ai
i wrote those reviews the book made me feel that way
that was me it was a good book
That was me the climax of the book is so insane and all the plot twists are above imagination transcendent
Gotta respect chat holding out long enough to have Kate get her tacos before completely derailing the stream once again
I was really invested in Kate getting her tacos honestly. Glad it worked out
TACO TUESDAY?!?
Glad she got her tacos, and love her cat.
@el5522 Same here. Lmao.
what does this mean? I don't watch any of the streams, what does that mean?
I can officially say I know all the words of a book created by an award winning published author.
But you dont own em yet
It's a renowned author, what'ca waitin for?
You do? Name every word on the back and cover.
Best selling, too. It's number 17 on Amazon.
@RyluRocky doug
How do you know if he didn't hide an Easter egg in there somewhere? Watch at some point in the book, in the middle of the "Doug", is literally just the words "Easter Egg"
I want a dramatic reading audiobook. I started this comment as a joke, but now I wouldn't be opposed to it at all.
He talked about this on the first rosa stream. It would probably take about 12 hours of recording time (Dougs estimate), and Doug doesn't want to torture anyone with that.
@furret3818 let me warm up my voice...
@furret3818 DougDoug underestimates the masochistic tendencies of chat
Really or are you just saying nah that
Yes, but only if he fully commits to the bit and reads the words with proper inflection for the written sentence structure so I can follow along.
Ironic he says "that's not how democracy works" when this whole video is him promising anything to whoever gives him the most money.
And like they corrected, randomly generated oligarchy!
that’s how democracy works …
My mother fought her whole life to get taken seriously as a published author cause a lot of people don’t see it as a real job. It’s so nice to see a large RUclipsr say published author sounds serious. I like that change of perspectives a lot. Gotta tell her that. Go mom!
🫶
Turns out all it took was “Professional RUclipsr” being added to the spectrum to give authors that credibility boost!
If she's a published author than it means that her buyers already enjoy and appreciate her work, which is more than most of us can brag about in our lifetime, so I hope she knows it ❤
that's a good way to look at it. if it were me, i'd be upset that someone did on a whim what took my mom so long.
Go mom! 💪
Gotta respect insisting that donating is a waste of money and that it's not going to a good cause, then donating it anyway.
He tried to be greedy and failed
He saw 8 grand and didn't want that on his conscience
I hope those doctors were able to get some border collies with that money
This is dougs charity week ig because all the money from the book is going to charity as well, we really needed this right now
Hey Doug, I have ADHD and so if you don’t give me an audiobook version then you’re violating my rights. Thanks in advance.
r/WeHateDougDoug will speak about this if not fixed
As a fellow ADHD person, I agree.
Also as someone who for some reason picked up on reading early (and a tendancy to get bored reading as result), we definitely need it.
Audiobook version, Doug.
It needs to be narrated by Sir Patrick Stewart.
@BarryTGashHave Morgan Freeman narrate every other paragraph.
Doug is ablist
0:11 just say you work for google
@Octoedits12 thats so smart lol
@Octoedits12 ooohhh that’s smart
@stianfourie4469or you make documentaries
and technically its true
Lol
"Am I just stealing from high people that don't know what's going on?"
Most self-aware statement I've heard all year.
Fizz saying "No" has got so much fuckin aura lmfao
🗿
Bro I be seeing Fizz here and in Crelly’s stream sometimes is he just that based?
Spending 170 dollars just to say no
@jeffreypardun9511 Sorry I had to do it. But yeah my two favorite streamers and love both communities.
@Fizzfaldt you are a living legend
3:34 A stream based entirely around donations where everyone unilaterally agrees not to donate even a single time would actually make for peak content
I feel like only Doug's audience could do that.
i remember there was a stream where chat kept trying to get dougdoug to play ads but he didnt want to because he didnt want to leech money off of them
that's really good idea . i would love to see it on these greedy lazy streamers who just react to donates all stream long . would they just sit there doing nothing or would they beg for donates ? it would be funny either way hahaha
Yo it's another Doug, and this one's _digital!_
@JoeMamaa2 honestly i think doug would just play the original game. He almost ended the stream on a whim
My day would've been ruined if Kate didn't get her tacos
He’s just being humble, the book is incredible. My favorite part was when it said “Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug”, it literally brought tears to my eyes.
@AnimusArmatus nah, "Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug" was better imo
Spoilers man
BRO WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT.
I like his earlier work, where he said, "Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears Doug Doug Tears"
not too sure about that 'doug doug doug doug doug doug doug doug' part tho, it was a little problematic imo
Imagine the color evaporating from Doug's face when he tells them about him being an author and they reply "Oh, cool, I'll go buy the book when I get home!"
I honestly think he's hoping that happens at least once.
@supermudkipz Not if he adds "It's about the semiological justifications of axiomatic logical systems"
I mean at least its for a good cause
@moontworks2232 I passed out half way through that.
@SilharaTheChosen I passed out ha
Thank you “DougDoug: Published Author” for this wonderful video
WWE Xavier woods!!!!!!!!!
22:41 22,500 from me, then 22,400 from Erlkong to end stream was not a mistake/bug in the code, just a lot of confusion was edited out to make it simpler. I was richest, and I asked Doug to give previous richest one request. I *meant* Borkbork209 who asked for hamster video, but Doug misunderstood and gave it to Erlkong (who was not richest since he bid less than me/too late). So we reset the bits. It was funny and chaotic and after the fact I liked it.
At 14:00 Comissar donated 20k how did he get replaced by you with 13k?
I wish I had the kind of money to just throw hundreds if not thousands of dollars at a streamer
@Chris01114cool, why are you telling us this?
o7 for the goat of the stream
That shit was funny as fuck
So, Parkzer is doing the audiobook narration version, right? Douglas, Douglas Douglass.
I would cry at the part where he says "Douglas Douglas Douglas"
I hope so
Douglas phalanges Douglas
It's actually insane how consistently someone underpays the previous message but is then hailed the richest chatter, doug is truly a good coder
it's because it takes th highest bits in the stream, not the highest single donation
@lionplay9440 you know, that confused me too, but now that you've said it, that makes sense now.
@lionplay9440 I don't think it does?? That Ashley person wasn't in the top 10 cheerers.
Edited: had the first incremental value wrong. Yeah, it was based on the current threshold that only incremented 500 at a time. So if the threshold was 2000 and you donated 2500, you were good. But timing was also important because if you dump 2100 in at the same time someone else did, it was a crapshoot based on Doug’s code and when you were slotted in. When the threshold was reset, he updated the increment to 100 and AshleyAmber only needed to snipe above the updated threshold, 1200.
@Knoodle_knightbut half the time in the video people are like 5000 bits lower and still get picked as the highest
23:50 I thought he was gonna say authors
LOL
I fr said published authors out loud
@sephchacra as a 20 year old who just finished reading “Abundance” By Ezra Klein I take major offense
I read your comment first, and still thought he was gonna say authors. I even said it out loud when he asked.
15:24 its funny how hes sad like he he didnt just receive 200 dollars
Are you slow? He was sad because he was forced to play something other than haste 😂
1:00 - I think you may be required to have a comma between award winning and published author.
Award, winning, published author
@QuokkaWaka I like that this implies that Doug is an award
@MrrHyyde And that he's winning, which seems unlikely. Especially in 2D platformer enviroments.
No. Legally, you can say you're award-winning if you've won any award ever, and it's an adjective for you, not your book
Not gramatically, I think; the statement can be either a description (Doug, who is a bald, award-winning published author) or a list of achievements (Doug, who is bald, award-winning, and a published author). The former does not necessarily mean that the award was won for authoring: "award-winning" could be an adjective independent of "author" as a predicate noun. Of course, in practice, it would likely be taken otherwise, but the whole point is that it's technically correct.👍
I just realized if we all rate the book five stars that it can become one of the highest rated books ever on Amazon
Just did
o7 yes sir
Just rated it myself. Absolutely unbelievable day
Let’s do it
Kate getting tacos was the best part of the stream
United States Government simulator
The ending was genuinely heart wrenching and the plot in general was enchanting, this book changed me and the way I look at the world... I will never look at Douglas Scott Wreden (Award Winning Published Author) the same way...
“Doug Doug,Doug Doug, doug Doug Doug. Doug Doug Doug” 🔥😭
"Doug, Doug Doug, Doug Doug." 🔥 😭
You have to have a comma inbetween. Doug Doug Award Winning, Published Author.
I hope that he gets introduced like that on the lemonade stand podcast
@consequenceandmorality9937i wouldn”t know, i,m not a Award-Winning; Published Author: like Douglas Scott Wreden is!?
As someone that has Douglas as a middle name, not only have I ordered this masterpiece but I'm tempted to do a reading of the first chapter
I would actually watch that, please do it
Wth my middle name is douglas too
Some guy read the whole book live on twitch for like 9 hours
This genuinely might be top 10 dougdoug videos all time, Doug is one of the few streamers that you can’t say they fell off.
@abcdefghij5150 He manages to stay original by having every video be a new, completely bizarre idea
Doug fell off, there I said it
@myralyra2404 Dear God
They said it couldn't be done
absolutely fell off
onto another elevator
how does he keep getting away with it
he fell off. the platform. bc he's bad at 2D platformers
7:10 wizard101 is actually a great social game for an mmo, typically it sets up age groups and gives them different talking capabilities to seperate all of them, so if you are 18+ you get the free chat, where you can basically have the least restricted filter, but anything you say that the filter would block for text chat (13) or open chat (dialog menu options anyone under 13) will be blanked out and they cant see it. only other people who have the free chat (18+) can see what you say.
wish more games did that system... though as someone who has played it off and on for years upon years... ive had all 3 types, and man you do not want menu chat only, it fucking sucks.
@Mattadork4 months later, roblox started implementing a similar chat grouping system - except instead of limiting the chat itself, it limits the age of who you can chat with
we need a stream where he just reads the entire book and that's it. nothing else. start stream, read book start to finish without missing a single doug.
As an audiobook enjoyer, I fully agree 👍
like when vsauce said prime numbers for 3 hours
And if he stumbles and accidentally mispronounces or stutters one doug, he has to start from the very beginning all over again.
saltydkdan could do it. he played pokemon H
No dougs left behind!
Thank you Fizzfald for being the greatest rich person as of 19 minutes into the video. We are honored to have you be the richest as of 19 minutes into the video.
You're welcome.
Didn't unknown give like 10000k?
Also dont forget about turbinepro
@Secure-sea7117 Unknown5372 gave 10,000 (or 10k) yes. Not 10,000k
@Fizzfaldtthat's why you're The GOAT
At first glance, Doug's book-a book that simply repeats the word “Doug” 40,000 times-seemed like a joke, a literary prank with no deeper meaning. But as I turned each identical page, something unexpected happened: I started to reflect. The monotony forced my mind inward, stripping away distraction and ego. Each "Doug" became a mantra, a mirror, a meditation. Why Doug? Why 40,000? I began to question everything-identity, purpose, repetition in my daily life. It was absurd, yet transformative. In its relentless sameness, the book shattered my expectations of meaning and taught me that sometimes, change doesn’t come from answers-it comes from confronting the ridiculous with sincerity. Doug didn’t just change my life. It rewrote it, one Doug at a time.
Tomo did NOT think or say ALLAT
Doug, Doug doug doug. Doug doug, doug doug.
Doug, doug doug doug doug, doug doug doug. Doug doug, doug.
I thought this comment was gonna be WAY longer
Doug! Doug Doug Doug!!! DougDoug! Doug Doug Doug Doug. Doug! 😌
I wish I had people throw money at me to do weird and chaotic stuff that I don't even have to finish most of the time. Maybe I should learn to code.
2:14 "no rational person should read this book" unfortunately for Doug, his entire audience is irrational
Here before someone named π or √2 agrees lol
@XplosivDS man named euler-mascheroni constant: "probably"
Dude really thought we were rational 🤣🤣🤣
Doug doug doug doug .
I love how the forward to Doug’s book is by the guy who wrote twitch for dummies. The Dougdoug cinematic universe has some incredible continuity!
I was just watching the video related to that on the guy's channel 😞 funny timing
2:13 Good thing I'm not rational
@DaiyaDoggo jokes on you, i identify as π
Jokes on you I identify as x
Im the square route of -1 and pi and N all at once
Im very ratoinal
I identify as e
Dougdoug broke his own rules pretty much immediately. Accepting suggestions from the non-richest person.
I appreciate how we’d gone from Doug not wanting people to pay him obscene amounts of money just to compel him to play specific games like Wizard 101, to doing exactly that anyway, but making content out of the process itself.
Yeah lol
Honestly gotta respect the hustle.
To be fair he did donate all of it, I bet he thought he'd make a few hundred at most lol
Literally what I was thinking lol
@Adcium He underestimated just how far his audience is willing to take a joke and run with it.
1:24 Doug broke the system💀
1:49 Tee Morris is back babyyyyy
The perfect collab
The Good: (Fizzfaldt).
The Bad: (Erlkong).
& The Ugly: (DougDoug).
@Pacolaburantesmygoatfr the person that got him unbanned
nice to see that the literary classic published by Doug has reached rank #310 in "Italian Cooking, Food and Wine"
Whaaaaat 😂😂😂😂 thanks for this info!
it's rank #1 in that in Germany lmao
It is now rank #1 as of 9/16/2025
20:33 Good, how about you
This made me laugh REALLY hard
Literally the funniest comment 😂
+2
4
6
18:30 "however i say end stream" fizz: "no"
I was panicking so hard and barely made it. I couldn't do it at the end cause there was a long queue already and wouldn't have worked.
@Fizzfaldtyou’re truly the goat
@Fizzfaldt You're so funny, I'm subbing to you for no reason whatsoever
@Fizzfaldt random question but how the heck were you able to throw a couple thousand bucks Doug’s way
@Dat_DekuBoiThey're hot and rich
Only Doug can make a 3 minute ad about a book that's not even a book and we all watched every second of it.
I love the lighting strike every time they commanded him to uninstall Haste
Teachers in 2050 : What did the author mean when he said DOUG DOUG DOUG DOUG ..... DOUG
Let's hope so
Hey Doug, I’m the richest person. Can you donate an extra hundred to the Monterey Bay Aquarium?
12:06 “Who is president of chat?” *1. Yes 2. No* 😭
1:31 Doug, the author, philanthropist, filmmaker, actor, and, above all, mug designer and salesperson
Don't forget perfume commercial producer.
And podcaster
*Published author
award winning too
Also a professional programmer.
Fizz, Turbo, and Proto is my favorite friend group now. Honestly one of my favorite videos I ever watched this adds so much lore and arcs for chat.
❤ Turbo and Proto are Based.
@Fizzfaldt you are based
3:10 there’s a video?
this was the most shocking part of the video
i literally almost missed it until i read the comments
Ikr???
Lets never forget the guy who donated 20k and got dethroned by someone who donated 15k
@God-of-War cumulative
twitch be buggin xD
2:41 WHAT A CALL BACK!
when you change your name, you lose your check. The dedication to the removal of anything checkmark-shaped is incrdedibly AUTHOR of DougDoug to do.
edit: this is not true
(or is it?)
Hey vsauce, Michael here
@Kdsburneracct Doug Doug, Doug here
Who else sees dougcream cone at 0:40?
I thought he was a carrot
he’s beautiful
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I thought his head was attached to a strangely shaped whiskey bottle
I thought it was one of those weird pens with a head on it
The fact that Tee Morris became a supporting character in Doug's nonsense is hilarious. I am glad that Doug's review of Twitch for Dummies became such a hit.
Amazing charity idea, as usual!
5:45 OMG ITS SEMIGREATKATE AGAIN FROM THAT ONE VIDEO
That's what I was just thinking!(it's the video where Doug is doing "experiments" on 10 random twitch chatters
Isnt it because she's one of his mods
They're here very often if you pay attention. They get highlighted in chat really often
Semigreatkate is a vip I think
Semigreatkate is a mod
The important part about this video is Kate got her tacos
18:37 no
CHAOS
@Fizzfaldt ITS THE GOAT!!!!
I love that your chatters were so confident that you would do something good with the money and despite all your protests, you ultimately proved them right
Wow, when reading Doug: a dougdoug story, from award winning published author Douglas Scott Wreden all I could think was "Wow, this is a book from an award winning published author, who is very smart, and lives in a big house that I can see from the promotional material." Truly an amazing work from an award winning published author!
And he’s definitely bald at 2d platformers
I feel DougDoug has developed a new type of governance with this stream, Anarchical Oligarchy
Its kind of weird to see doug in a suit, glasses, and at a fancy mansion.
that fit looks so cheesy childish and nepobaby
I love it
I want to believe that's how he normally lives and the lazy stream is the act he puts on.
6:18 Good on you, Doug. Accessibility is based
The idea of getting that book in order to use it for a school project is surprisingly enticing
I'm legally blind, will there be an audiobook release of your book?
In all seriousness, the fact that a book like this gets released, makes, money, and the proceeds go to a great cause is amazing!
it makes AND it money
I'm illegally blind so I'll need this too
We need the braile version of the book
21:45 Ashley would have actually banned herself too xD
This is the most egregious display of wealth ive ever seen in my life. I love it
No other content creator has ever got me to buy a book consisting of only one word.
Now that I think about it, I don’t think any other would go through with that idea. God, I love this community.
0 seconds in: I am surprised
60 seconds in: I am on-board, laughing, and absolutely loving it
120 seconds in: I am asking myself how talking about a book with doug and nothing else can be stretched to 24 minutes
180 seconds in: I am reminded of what video I am actually watching, realising I just watched a 3 minute ad and liked it.
Oh my gosh I saw this and thought “No way a fan channel is getting away with looking so similar to the actual channel” only to realise it’s actually Doug Doug 💀
I understand why they went with the title they did, but it would have been cool if the title was ”DOUG - The DougDoug BookBook"
1:16 "that the sex scene in 50 shades of gray or the bible"
Before anyone races to look it up, the sex scenes in the bible are very disappointing. 1/10 bondage was not explicit enough.
I knew someone would have written this comment
Doug, you broke the rules...
At 9:40 a man named Expiredmelatonin donated 7400 bits. But the richest person had last donated 10000 bits. Yet, you did what Expiredmelatonin said...
I hate how many times someone who didnt donate the highest amount got to make the rules
Ashley is the Lych and Erlkong is Jevil.
Kate’s Tacos arc was very riveting Mr. author Douglas Dog Dog
Man, I love how Tee Morris is such a character in the DougDoug-verse
19:21 honestly i was waiting for door dash to lose the order. Side note: ever since the unethical expirements on twitch chat, when i see semigreatkate in a video i immediatly think of the farewell Zuko speech.
Twitch chat really came through to get Kate those tacos. It was over five minutes to place the order and no one usurped me until afterwards.
RIP DougDoug: Published Author 9/10/25-11/20/25
It's like I can still hear him.
9:50 DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!
MAAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM???
This should make your LinkedIn look even more professional
Sorry Doug, could you upload this video at a later date? I’m currently sleeping
I only now realised this is just a long Haste ad.
Great, now you look like an author AND I can pretend I read
Turbine donated 20k bits multiple times but you were still replacing him with people who were only donating 10k
Other comments say it was cumulative donated bits. If so, presumably he (mostly) only showed the messages that put people over the top in the video.
2:15 Well, on the plus side of things, with that book if you run for political office you are all set to receive 'not bribes' from corporations.
The legendary rivalry between Fizzfald and Conissar was legendary
Then Turbine comes in, I swear this is a movie 😭😭
And Erlkong is the big villain and his sidekick Ashley, then Turbine has to avenge Fizz
I would pay to see this in cinemas😭😭😭
21:22 Bait used to be bel- HOLY SHIT IS THAT *oooh round and round we go holding onto pain driven by our egos*
2:25 WHY of all places you put your phone in your back pocket?
Because he can
What if we pretend that it was just a really long wallet?
In dress pants the pockets are often very slippery, lined with silk or such. When you sit down normally they tend to slide out of front pockets.
Got your attention on his ass though, didn't it?
I'd say it worked
@christianj7076 okay but someone can just steal your phone if it's in your ass pocket
also sitting down is still a problem
i was about to comment that the thumbnail looks really good for a fan channel but the subtitle published author looked kinda weird when all the others are like Lost Levels and The DougDoug Files
and then i realized this is just doug
Chat swooping in to save one another is actually sweet, asking others for permanent vip and sharing the podium as chatters made me so happy, I love DougDoug’s community so much
Lmao, the book got best seller in Amazon. I'm happy to see people still have a sense of humor
So glad to see that DougDoug is a Published Orphan
I love when Doug initially said if you tied with the previous it didn't count, then he started counting that for some reason, then he would randomly count chatters where it was lower for no reason at all.