BMW S1000XR - Review
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- What a surprising JizzMachine. Who'd of thought a bike that looks like this would be so much fun. Loved it.
Stickers: jizzmachine.com
Fuel tank could be a little bigger if im super critical but otherwise, a near perfect, compromise motorcycle.
BIG Thanks to Bahnstormer Alton for letting me have a go.
Took me 5 years, but I was finally able to get one. What a bike!
I know how ya feel, mate ... been riding a 2016 since getting her from the original owner with just under 8K miles back in March of '19 ... I scream with delight every time I take her out ... and there will always be at least one triple digit event somewhere along the ride!! Incredible machine and your review is 100% pure fact ... this bike combines the best and marries the two riders in most of us, right in the middle ... well done!
After 5 years my feelings are still the same like yours!!! Awesome Bike!!!! 🏍💯❤
After seven years of a 2008 FZ1, I pick up my 2018 S1000xr on 4/10/19 in Northern CA. Probably this grandpas last bike. Can't wait to hit the roads.
This video got me into bikes. Just passed my test a few days ago now I’m hooning it all over the place. Cheers baron.
Every time you release a video it makes my day.
Dealing with family bs and being the only one working on my grandpa's house after he passed. Stress doesn't describe it. Ten minutes of Baron and being able to use the phrase fanny batter in context to my gf, fucking hilarious!
Buy what makes you happy, you can't take it with you.
Zalonka when i broke up with my girlfriend i started watching his videos and they just cheered me up so much. THANKS BARON
I just bought an S1000XR based mostly on your reviews. Amazing bike!
Fanny Batter
***** Crusty gusset !
***** Yum
***** incroyable is french by the way, not german
astrozzjames i guess germans used that frase when they visited in 1940´s ;)
***** Good shit, man. Ride safe.
This is hard to explain, but I felt *so good* seeing you having fun, smiling, laughing and feeling good as well! Especially after all the shit you've been through lately. I was so happy to see you're happy. And I don't know if the lady behind you was "just" a friend, maybe even a daughter (who knows!), but if she's a new companion, that's a double strike on my happiness for yours! Haha...
All the best, my friend.
Arthur.
+Arthur Sperotto Cool!
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Congratiulations on your new doris.
hope you two are doing well
07:47 - this, Baron, encapsulates EVERYTHING that is great about biking. The laugh you give off is something I do when:
a) I go faster than the speed of sound
b) I have a mental near miss
c) I nail a corner perfectly
Ta for that! Just showed it to the Mrs and she went "aaaah now I get it"
Had the same reaction after renting it for 7 days... Amazing!! I was following 3 Ducatis Panigale and they couldn't believe I was still right behind them
Bike review... "It's got wheels"!! Lol dude!
Tight ride! Unfortunately, I don't meet the minimum age requirement to ride a bike like that. :(
"Got you on camera, m8! I'm gonna do ya!!" Bahahahahahaha!!
AdjrianNickelodeon How old do you need to be or which license do you need?
AdjrianNickelodeon How old do you need to be or which license do you need?
AdjrianNickelodeon How old do you need to be or which license do you need?
DC Haha okay :)
I've decided to quit smoking just to afford that bike that little bit faster.
Where doctors, scary adverts, gruesome pictures on packets, health warnings and general persecution has failed BMW have succeeded.
Do I give up drinking as well though.... And for that matter what about take-out coffee....
What about the missus....
Hmmm...
Sam Rowe im sure you could get a fair amount for a kidney these days.
*****
Good thinking. Plus it doesn't necessarily have to be one of mine either....looks like I have a reason to keep the missus then.... I think she still has two kidneys.
Sam Rowe Some say, kids are ideal organ banks. So if I was you I'd spare chopping up the mrs as she can always provide, more...
The Kruxed
Even better. I wonder if people would make donations for this bike fun....
I'm now accepting cash, postal orders, cheques and kidneys...
Sam Rowe
You can live with 1 lung, so don't leave that out of the 'offers'
I love this Vlog your pure joy and excitement makes me laugh every time, I actually purchased an XR after this video and I still have a smile on my face, after48,000 kms.
The Baron should have got one 👍🏍
I rode one of these for a couple of hours last week, gotta say, its gonna be my next bike! So comfortable, i didnt have a numb arse after 2 hours sat on it. It is definitely a confidence inspiring bike, much more so than my z1000. The power isnt as harsh as the z1000 but its much more progressive and smooth. I thought i was going to struggle with filtering on it as its so wide, but its also so high that mirrors dont become a problem. Thanks for the review, and confirming my own thoughts!
AWEEEESOME. I'm 20 this year and I'll say that the XR is a TRUE JIZZMACHINEEE!
Dwarf here, those GSs are freaky tall.
JoJo cameo! Look forward to the 1299 and R1 commute vlogs!
Good old Baron is back!! . Watching your video's really makes me want to get a license next year! I think that bike looks awesome!!
Next Bike. Such a well accomplished all rounder. Perfect blend of power, handling and comfort.
Best review on here. That road is one of my favourites, my blade feels at home when we do the circuit. Thinking about on of these as I'm a bit big for the blade but still need the speed!!
haha the guy in the end "you're so weird" you only just noticed XD
a cracking way to start the day as always Baron
I've got the RR, after seeing this XR I really want to trade it in and get one! I love the look of it, I can get the mrs on the back and with that, it still has so much to give. Looks like a real buzz to ride (I can tell by the laugh) lol. Thanks Baron, great review!
Hearing Baron Von XRumble hysterically laugh on a motorcycle is just the best! That stock exhaust sounds really good too!
Oh Barron. I don't think I've ever heard you so happy. It is infectious, like Rossi's personality. It is pretty clear to me that you should buy this bike; I've been watching for awhile and I don't think I've ever heard you respond to a bike with such glee.
Jeff Keene it is excellent - and the glee was probably aided by the surprise. You just dont expect it to be this good.
New camera position
New leathers
New LadyVonBaron?
Great to see you posting videos again Baron. Thanks fro sharing.
Great vid Baron, the bike looks awesome. Looking into a few trips next year and wish I could have a bike like that, some how I don't think my DRZ will be quite so comfy or fast!!!
Was behind that very bike a few weeks ago up the A32 (on my RR) and boy did it shift. Hugely impressive.
I've got the new s1000r, but my neighbour has this and it is amazing for something that feels like an old man tourer, it's amazingly quick. He rode from Calais to Geneva in one day and was comfortable when he got off it.
Enjoyed your review; also love the looks and performance of this motorcycle. Currently a K1600 owner yet this just may be my next bike...of course, with a lowering package.
"You might want to hold on... TIGHT"
The comment that is said whenever anyone rides a BMW motorcycle. Love them!
Easily the best motorcycle review I've ever watched, thanks for the laughs.
Youre back !!!! I've missed you mate !!!
Phew! I thought I was going to have to send out a search party for a new Baron video. Once again, because of YOU I am considering ditching my F800GS.
Will be picking mine up in a month. Looking forward to it. Great review . Love your enthusiasm!
I love your videos they are fun to see them when you come out with them and keep them coming out on your time.
One of your best video so far Baron !! Love it!
Had the chance to have a look at these at a BMW track day not so long ago.... Cracking bike! Nice work once again, Baron! Hope all is well :)
Finally, a new video.yay
New video!! And I think that's the happiest I've ever heard Sir Grumble.
Haha, your reactions to your experiencing that speed are evocative. It's hard to believe it moves and sounds like that even WITH a passenger...I don't even mind the looks. Maybe thinking about trading in my gsxr now that I have an rsv4...round out the garage, if you will. Nice!
Bahnstormer is such a good name!! That was also a sick wheelie!!
Wish you uploaded more often but it's worth the wait for the videos
I've made up my mind to buy one of these next year, (older model, i absolutely love the look) Just such a perfect mix of sport and comfort and quality of life, for 8 grand for a 2016 model, SE, with all the electronics, I couldn't ask for a better bike... also 6:10 BS, I was drooling over this bike since i was 17
Status update, had the bike for just over a year now, put 17k miles on it, not one slight, tiddly, little, tiny bit disappointed. Best choice I ever made. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Hey Baron I just did back to back to back test rides of the s1000rr, s1000xr, and r1200gs (all 2015 models) with about 30-40 minutes of saddle time in each bike.
The power of the s1000 motor in both bikes is very impressive but the heat off the frame of the rr made me want to get off the bike after about 15 mins. The XR was pretty good but the handle bar is the buzziest I have ever experienced. Did you notice that? It was up until maybe 7500 or 8000 rpm then it smoothed out. Doesn't look like you spent too much time at the lower revs.
Thought the GS was awesome but not so easy to lane split with here in CA. But I can see why that is such a popular bike here.
I get so excited when I hear your intro :)
Nice review...you're spot on...just got it this weekend...same color...omfg...love it!...and I'm coming from a K1200R...
I was looking at a 1976 Puch Maxi the other day, now this is on the scene I'm torn. Which do you think would cope best with regular commuting through Chichester and the ocassional ride in a northerly direction? Fuel economy is not important, but luggage space would be a consideration. I do feel self conscious when licking a yoghurt lid in front of people, but I don't think this would sway me either way? Thanks x
I think tall bikes look awesome. I was riding my little 125 in london and some stonking massive desert/adventure bike came growling past with MOÉ stickers on it. He was as tall as the double decker bus beside him. His bike sounded so nice. My next bike will be an adventure bike for sure.
I'm pretty much in love with the Yama MT-10 since I rode it, I'm planning to setup one with the tourer accessories for a nice little commuter and a weekend beast. However, this bike has me interested, I'll definitely try it out before buying anything...
Yes! Another vid from Baron, you just made my week alot better :D
a combining of sport and adventure, great bike
Very good sharing.
Moto fantastic, my kind of bike.
Great vid review.
Big V Bavarian.
I love that bike. It's engineering at its finest. A superbike that is comfortable to ride.
Dammmm I’ve got a smile on my face watching it. 2020 model due in three weeks 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Man I love your videos, Best MotoVlogger on the Internet without a doubt, I honestly cant watch anyone else (started doing my own). I think Ive watched all your vids almost 10 times each, Baron24 is a classic. Hope all is well over there across the pond, if you come back to America again It would be an honor to try and meet up.
I loved watching this! This is what motorbikes are about and you've convinced me to get one 😜🤘
Greetings from NZ! Brilliant humour and you really sell the bike :-). Sadly, for the vertically-challenged like me, it would lead to tears. Your laughter is identical to the first time I took a Street Triple round the twisty Coromandel Peninsula in NZ! Thanks for the enjoyment......
That's it, I'm buying one !! After that manic laugh how can anyone not go and buy one of these!! Well done Baron, keep up the good work mate !!
Fun review. I just bought this bike 2 days ago, but don't pick it up from the dealer until this weekend. I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep until then! I agree w/ Metalgear32, your laugh is maniacal! (a good thing)
Hello, What is your owners experience with your S1000XR so far?
Thank you
LOVE it so far. Wicked fast, And handles really really well. I don't think I've gone beyond 3/4 throttle yet. Interesting thing I've found is that the engine seems to take about 10--15 minutes of riding before it settles in and runs a tad smoother...
Dave C Good to know. Thank you so much for responding. I am thinking about the new bike for the next season :)
Love your videos! Keep them coming Baron! Excited monkey at the end made me crack up! In an ideal world you would get a TV show to replace my Top Gear fix.
***** Nice to see a new video from the one and only Baron, its been a while. Your reaction to this beast of a bike is so funny :)
That isn't the first time I've seen the S1000XR hyper after riding one haha..
That really is my perfect bike goldilocks power speed and handling I must buy one..
You've given me the urge again inline 4 nacker tingling bliss..
Glad you did a vid on the xr baron I have a Tuono v4 and I think I might be edging toward the xr slowly ☺️☺️
"Give your wrist-hand a break" LOL...love all the VonGrumble-isms. Fantastic vid. BMW should be paying you for the free advert for this bike. BAMF.
Well, you've certainly made me reconsider this bike, and above any other BMW I've been looking at. Cheers.
Brilliant just brilliant, best review I think I've ever watched!! will have to try one!! So when the GS being traded :p Track day on that would be amazing haha
My two favourite vlogers in one comment section. Resultay
Haha well thank you sir :)
yeah your cheeky too lamb chop lol ...loved it when he said you better hold on ...no really hold on then zoom.Marvelous
Thats the Baron I know and love, absolutely laughing my head off at this video, fantastic mate, mucho respecto!!
Ive never seen Baron giggle like a child on ANY of his other bikes.
Must be good. :)
Just test rode one as well. I'm in love. It's faster than my CBR1000RR but at the same time supremely comfortable. It handles too! I wish it wasn't so expensive though. In the US they're about $20,000 out the door.
in Finland with all accesories 25000€ out the door
David Visser, in Indonesia its about $40.000out the door.. 😂
I can feel a 50th birthday present coming on😆 Great, real review, thanks.
Those straight bars are sick mate! Love em! Not crazy with the fairing though. Power seems intense, even with another rider. Great review. CHEERS Mate!
yesssss.....hes back!!!!
Finally they make symmetrical headlights, hope 2016 s1000rr will looks like these
Thank you soooo much for making the video I got my dad to watch it and thinking of getting one 👍🏻
hey baron ref your test rides ..do you blag to the dealers that your interested in buying the bike or do you just say your going to video review it ...i only ask because i do a few myself ,,,regards mark
Good stuff mate! cool new leathers, looks very clean!.. for now
thanks you, finally a worthy ENGLISH test of this amazing bike !!!
Your giggle alone makes me want to get one :)
Thats a funny review. I'm running a 2018XR. Also ride a 2015 GSA. But the XR will simply tear your damn face off. Unbelievable, insane power, excellent handling, superb technology
Absolutely brilliant....full of laughs one of the best on youtube👍🏻
Love you videos, down to earth and no bias towards were you get your bikes serviced!!! So between the super duke gt and the xr what’s you favourite?
The Baron is back!
Vibes through bars no? I felt serious vibes when I road it. From what I can remember my RR wasn't as vibey. I've been on a GS fro a while now so probably forgotten what these bikes are like. God is it just be wide bars? Best gearbox and quick shifter, awesome.
6foot4BMW? :D Good ol classic bvg video:] I suppose the GS is more geared for off road, go anywhere bike, where as the XR is similar to the triumph tiger sport
SirJambo Has Triumph offered you an endorsement deal yet?
;) if only, they really should do!
SirJambo I thought the same thing haha. They're brothers from other mothers.
I don't generally comment on videos on RUclips, but I must with this one......this video has made me laugh out loud more and get me into more trouble at work than when I watched any of your other vids, good work :-) I reckon this new beemer could satisfy my 2 bike - one bike for the road , one 1000cc track bike - garage, without feeling short changed by not riding a 1000cc sports bike on the road anymore. It looks that good :O
Sound bloody brilliant even on here, may have to swap the Multistrada soon !
New Baron vid! YES!!!!!
the length of this video is oddly satisfying
Baron! Can we have a Baron update video, how things are going, what bikes you own now etc, can't keep up with you anymore you've always got different bikes each time a new vid goes up haha
"You're so weird.." hahaha love it. Also, ive never seen an s1krr in person but ive always wanted to ride one. Now this XR is on the list, as well as an FJ-09 :)
This is my kind of bike, good higher driving position and power.
Great review, nice vid.
Big V BaronVG.
Great review once again B. How's that beard growing riding all these adventure bikes ;)?
I've really enjoy the R1200GS but, the XR looks like a beast!
ShiftQuick im so close to trading mine in - but i only just got it so would loose a load of cash which i cant afford. When the warranty is up on the GS, i will go for this :)
For sure, I know the feeling!
awesome. love the multiple maniacal laughs. Pulling on a s1000rr .. jeepers youre not kidding, it is fast!
I need to get my arse up to tunbridge wells and start test riding some BMWs, great vid.
Your best video yet!
LMAO!!! All giddy like a kid on Christmas morning! Keep'em coming Baron!!!
You're crazy man, I love it! Super entertaining with a bit of education!
Get a test on the multistrada dvt! Mines arriving in a week and was debating between these 2 and the ducs charm won it
You should be the next TopGear presenter. It would be hilarious!