"Hey guys just on my way to the break room don't mind me" "Mooooon, looking good today :]" "Eeearth buddy how is it going, always fresh with that artic hat :]"
Reminds me of the Issac a bigger Hispanic freind of mine when I was a teen who was massive and lifted and would full swing at you and then stop a hair away from your face and if you even blinked you'd get "2 for flinching" and the 2 weren't soft 😂
Thats what it will do on the NEXT pass, but isn't it the 2nd time Apophis comes by that it may hit us? It depends how close it comes next time to see if Earth's gravity will pull it just far enough out if it's normal path and can then strike?
The moon is repeatedly hammered by asteroids. Though if a big enough one hit it it could rain hell on earth and then I don't think rising tides from global warming won't be an issue anymore.
@@dearie_..1 Gravity is merely anything which can overcome the buoyancy of air drops to the ground, and anything lighter than buoyancy of air floats. If you can actually think for yourself and not let nasa think for you, research the truth for yourself. Most people are dumb and too lazy to seek the actual truth, they would rather stay in their safe place. In other words, most people deny the truth cause they dont want their illusions destroyed. Nasa was actually created by sorcerers and warlocks, one of them being L Ron Hubbard.
Меня больше интересует такая мысль: Если у нас есть астероид, который гарантированно прилетает каждые 7 лет, и развивает огромную скорость и путешествует на огромные дистанции, то почему бы не использовать его в качестве автобуса для всяких зондов, и тому подобного??? Это ж колоссальная экономия и впечатляющие результаты
fr lmao I mean I wouldn't name my child Hades if I wanted it to be well-behaved 😂 like I don't believe in the supernatural but my human nature cannot resist concern for the bad luck such a name could bring lol I may not believe in luck but I've seen far too many unnatural coincidences that happen to relate to name and similar common characteristics
Every comment named c78000 but the ones that aren't going to hit us is named the God of Death and Destruction lol 😆... Okay the proof is right in front of you and do you think the gov is going to tell us a asteroid is going to hit us? Or are they going to secretly stock pile resources and act like inflation is the new normal?
BUT WE AIN'T EVEN TOUCHED RED GRASS YET. We either start towards other astral bodies, or we die. I'm tired of taxes, and want HFY stories to become reality.
Honestly, when I saw the title of this video, I thought it was about that asteroid filled with Naquada that was about to impact earth in that one episode…
So...ZERO affect to both EARTH & the MOON? Both are near misses relatively speaking. Size relative to Earth can understand minimal rotational influence...but Moon...idk.
We just did a final project for Apophis in my class counting as a final exam. We designed a rendezvous mission to it. (Us being juniors, and my professor works at JPL). We had a time frame to launch a spacecraft and a deadline to arrive and meet Apophis. Not an easy task. Orbital mechanics doesn’t come natural to me, but my god, I claim a victory when I finally get to master a new calculation, a new transfer orbit, etc. The seniors’ team is working not only on the rendezvous but on making possible to take a sample out of it to later employ specific alternative techniques to deflect it in case its trajectory would get closer to 🌍 than expected.
@user-vu6px8uh4lunless it’s trajectory bends at the right angle due to Earth’s gravity, then it will be closer. And be about 0 feet away next time. Small chance but possible
Wow. The intelligence of edge lords is remarkable. Can you think of something non-midde school? Or is beating up bullies the only thing you consider "so middle school?" (Id say high school, but you comments arent that intelligent.
Yup, dinosaurs used to be way smarter than us. They created the pyramids, more high tech things than us, some even escaped to another planet with spaceships that went beyond hyperspace speeds. Unfortunately the majority of them were too poor to afford the spaceships and got annihilated by this same asteroid. Man then became the top of the food chain by taking over the world after leaving their deep caves that a few were able to survive with after the overall destruction. The dinosaurs were using humans as a food source, some broke the law and used them as slaves or worst...a pet they cared for.
It's hard to predict what can possibly happen in next 50 years. Only thing we can be sure about is asteroid impact will take place on Manhattan, New York 🗽
IF, the world was going to have a massive disaster like this does ANYONE actually believe thr goverment would tell us? Like really does anyone really believe they would just come out and be like "everybody after exhausting all efforts we can do nothing enjoy the next 3 months" Helllllll no! They would keep us working till that very day and hour keeping the drive through open 😂😂😂
@@scotthollars1555why don’t all the governments come together to send like 100 nukes to destroy apophis if it comes every 7 years? Seems so much more practical than playing a game of chance
@Red00191 Jupiter: ... You do realize your humans will now die as the rings will fall onto you right? earth: OH NO DONT jupiter: too late. sun * eating popcorn *
@Red00191 this is a fun story lets continue it *saturn grabs the moon* Moon: HEY STOP IT- Saturn: I want rings. earth: DONT DO IT MY TIDES WILL GO WILD Tides: NOOO WE DONT HAVE MOONS? *start going crazy * *saturn squuezes the moon into more ring* Earth: *crying*
7 years ago when I was younger, I had an existential crisis because of this asteroid and even announced the whole class that apophis is going to hit in 2030
If it passes on the outside it's a slingshot. If it passes on the inside it will actually lose velocity, you can do orbital insertions like this without using any fuel, granted, it's going to be wildly elliptical.
@@ronek874 I look at it this way, if it is the end of the world, then it is. Not a bloody thing we can do about it as the people supposedly preparing for this type of scenario have yet to actually come up with anything that will work.
People often forget space is unpredictable, we know chances of Apophis hitting Earth are very low, but it's NOT zero. Edit: Can yall stop roasting me for writing "unpredictable" in the wrong way? (And this comment is just my opinion dont make a war) 😐
@@TrentonMoserwhich is crazy to think about because yet it still causes immediate signs on earth such as the tides rising and lowering and physical/psychological affects on the ecosystem
@AnthonySalinas-it7vt exactly , not to mention the way the walk is actually pretty close to how we do here lol. They jump, they come back down. They don't just float as they please lol
People don't understand that space is so vast and empty that even though we're flying around in a shooting gallery, the odds of an asteroid impact are practically zero over thousands of years.
@@GinaLoubser01 I have. Do you know how old the moon is? I said impacts over thousands of years. Millions of thousands of years fit into the lifespan of the moon and Earth.
Yet we have been hit time to time , Tunguska and Russia again just a few years ago smaller yes but we have evidence of being hit massively in the past, we should be very thankful that Jupiter is where it's at or we may not be around as a species
Elon Musk in the background "Chill guys I got this" SpaceX proceeds to confiscate the nukes for the Mars Terraforming plan and sends drones to attach engines to alter the trajectory.
That's what I came to say lol. In the end, both scenarios will be true. Either it hits us now, or when it comes back. Nobody wants to prepare for either though, idiots.
@@sparrow_of_doom We've made DART and it was successful, and that was last year. Given how it was our first mission of that type (and it worked), I think we have lots of time to further develop the technology
When the "they" includes literally thousands of independent astronomers with the technology to see apophis, there's no "they" any more. Sorry. And please don't give me the "they've been silenced" conspiracy tinfoil explanation -- lack of evidence is NOT evidence.
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Apophis every 7 years: "Earth, I've come to bargain"
Is that a reference from D. Strange?
@@ILiaGeTi
Yes, yes it is.
@@futabafanclubøk!
“…. PLEASE LET ME HIT!!!”
LMAO !!
The moon: woah woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH BRO WATCH YO JET BRO WATCH YO JET
OMG lolll
😂😂😂😂😂
What makes you think the moon would be illiterate?
@@BlaineRush-b8h?
moon doesn't have a life and I think it might get a little out of orbit but still gonna be fine
Again after 7 years
Apophis: "yo where my hug at"
Earth: "Fuck off dawg, fr this time"
Best one so far lol
"Where my hug at?" 😂😂
Ghetto Apophis
"Hey guys just on my way to the break room don't mind me"
"Mooooon, looking good today :]"
"Eeearth buddy how is it going, always fresh with that artic hat :]"
real
Apophis is that one driver who doesn't notice the other car until the last second
And it's a near miss by100,000 miles..
Obsidiak
29,000 miles, a little of bud
Apophis?
SG-1
STARGATE
JAFFA KREE
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD
"haha you flinched!"
What bro was about to do:
😂😂
Actually, I made a face of confusion like “Is that really gonna happen?” After all, the asteroid’s path is in a 3D space
Reminds me of the Issac a bigger Hispanic freind of mine when I was a teen who was massive and lifted and would full swing at you and then stop a hair away from your face and if you even blinked you'd get "2 for flinching" and the 2 weren't soft 😂
@@robinlaszlo☝️🤓
Thats what it will do on the NEXT pass, but isn't it the 2nd time Apophis comes by that it may hit us? It depends how close it comes next time to see if Earth's gravity will pull it just far enough out if it's normal path and can then strike?
New fear unlocked:
Earth catapults space rock into the moon
That's what the moon has been doing for years...
The moon is repeatedly hammered by asteroids. Though if a big enough one hit it it could rain hell on earth and then I don't think rising tides from global warming won't be an issue anymore.
The moon is so tiny, the chances of an asteroid hitting it are ridiculous.
But rip the moon if that happens
@@legacymse7095 The moon is the fifth biggest moon in the entire solar system...
What do you think all the craters on the moon are from?
The moon had a heart attack watching that thing
Definitely came closer to earth in the video
@@YoinkMasterTonybut it went faster cuz of earth boosting it so the moon would have been hit and more impact
Yeah earth too😂
The moon doesn’t have a heart
@@Lumberjack35-l8pno shit Sherlock
Apophis every 7 years: "Earth where is my paycheck?"
7 years later
Apophis: I'm back baby
Scary to think of.
@JP6649 it usually works like what changes the trajectory usually gets hit later.
@@Wardyworlds It's true that if it gets close enough and alters it would hit earth 7 years later but few years back it was proven it's safe.
@@Karaccccpeople miscalculate all the time.
"Hello Boys I'm BAAAAACK!!!"
Every 7 years
Apophis: I guess you wonder where I’ve been
When did I start smoothly dancing to jazz, how did you do that
I searched to find the love "WITHIN"😭😭💀
Elvis is in the 🏠
what you wont do for love🔥🔥
@@akhonazondi809I've come BACK to let you knOOw.
Earth's gravitational pull actually saved the moon. What a true homie.
we look out for eachother like that
Gravity is only a theory. So i assume you believe in theories and not facts. Time to think outside the box😂😂😂
@@maximusvonce1381make a theory then
@@dearie_..1 Gravity is merely anything which can overcome the buoyancy of air drops to the ground, and anything lighter than buoyancy of air floats. If you can actually think for yourself and not let nasa think for you, research the truth for yourself. Most people are dumb and too lazy to seek the actual truth, they would rather stay in their safe place. In other words, most people deny the truth cause they dont want their illusions destroyed. Nasa was actually created by sorcerers and warlocks, one of them being L Ron Hubbard.
Let's get straight to the point. Flat earth?
Imagine you’re on your way to the moon and you hit that asteroid
Chances are close to zero
Ну да!😢 я же каждый день летаю на луну!)🤦
Apophis: “AYO EARTH WASSUP!”
Earth: “fuck off.”
Stargate
*proceeds to yeet Apophis at the moon*
And aprophis listened 😂
@@UNK0WN3770Rpookie, Is that you?
@@GyatLick wtf?! They're multiplying! Oh shit!
"Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.
I'm gonna go higher.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON"
- Apophis Eggman
“The piss type is rock, eggman. I think you have some sort of… abnormality cause I’m not sure your supposed to piss rocks.”
Please if you desire r/woosh me because I have no clue if this is a joke or not.
@@Dragon_King-it’s from a fandub of the best sonic game (in my opinion) “sonic adventure 2”
@@CKOLO ty
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?!
Jupiter: “DID YOU TOUCH MY BABY?”
true
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jupiter is also known to hurtle objects at other planets including earth.
@@ChaoticYAYOtrue but Jupiter protects the earth way more than not
Om nom nom
For a second there, I thought Apophis was going to hit the moon instead.
End of the world forever then.
Best fireworks ever?
Seveneaves moment oh no
Slower death in comparison...
That would also be terrible for the earth
Lizards, snakes, alligators: "ah fuck. This shit again?"
Sharks: "Buckle up boys, we're going back around!"
@@isaiahmayle4706ceolocanths:correct
it's birds.
Birds, they are the last dinosaurs
@@kuro._aert we know, but they were also around when the KPG happened
Earth: Let me bend the shit out of this stupid rock *proceed to Earthbending*
*Asteroid bending
@@GamingGreen21Earthbending*
AvatEarth the Space bender 😏😂
Earth gravity bender
And hit us 7 years later
Меня больше интересует такая мысль:
Если у нас есть астероид, который гарантированно прилетает каждые 7 лет, и развивает огромную скорость и путешествует на огромные дистанции, то почему бы не использовать его в качестве автобуса для всяких зондов, и тому подобного??? Это ж колоссальная экономия и впечатляющие результаты
Еслибы этот автобус останавливался. Может автобусную остановку поставим?
@@ЖанатАбдрахманов-х2э можно разогнаться до его скорости и выйти на траекторию, сбросить зонд на него, тот забуривается, и вуаля!
Какая у него скорость?
Bad idea if it get touched it won’t miss us next time
@@meu1144 траектории большинства крупных астероидов рассчитаны уже давно.
Naming an asteroid after the Egyptian god of Chaos is a wild move 😭
I know, considering it's based on fiction.
fr lmao I mean I wouldn't name my child Hades if I wanted it to be well-behaved 😂 like I don't believe in the supernatural but my human nature cannot resist concern for the bad luck such a name could bring lol I may not believe in luck but I've seen far too many unnatural coincidences that happen to relate to name and similar common characteristics
@@variaxi935 I have one named Atlas and one named Ares. Let the games begin.
... Sett? Apep isn't a god. It's a big snake that dukes it out with Ra
Every comment named c78000 but the ones that aren't going to hit us is named the God of Death and Destruction lol 😆... Okay the proof is right in front of you and do you think the gov is going to tell us a asteroid is going to hit us? Or are they going to secretly stock pile resources and act like inflation is the new normal?
Option 1: "That's pretty cool."
Option 2: "That's pretty cool."
option 1 bouta be pretty hot over your roof
Option 3: “That’s pretty hot”
Correction.
Option 1: That’s pretty co- AHHHHHHHHH!
As someone, who lives in Europe, i see the first option as an absolute win.
"thats pretty co-"
rest in peace my brotha❤🙏💯🔥
The moon had a heart attack while Earth just said his last words
Earth is in feminine, her
@@MatheusSantos-jw8htBruh, it's a fuckin planet. Why would it have a gender? It's not he/her is it.
@@MatheusSantos-jw8ht But it's a big rock.
@@MatheusSantos-jw8ht It honestly should just go by "It".
@@SoapySoappp the word earth comes from greek mythology "gaia" which is the personification of the planet and is a feminine figure 🤓☝
Earth to the moon : let’s play catch
Moon: nahhh you play too much
Apophis:Chill, just wanted to give y'all a heart attack
Moon is in the hospital because of u
Get you next time
kel
This will eventually happen, it's the only asteroid that's dipping below gravity each trip, eventually it's going to drop.
And don't be lurking around Mr Moon's house. That's OUR HOUSE!
Apophis: Yo Earth, you ready for that level 5 extinction yet?
Earth: Fuck off bro, this shit just got interesting.
😂
Fr human species is just getting interesting because of the new technological advancements
BUT WE AIN'T EVEN TOUCHED RED GRASS YET. We either start towards other astral bodies, or we die. I'm tired of taxes, and want HFY stories to become reality.
Earth : I got new toys! >:)
It’s not that big,it’ll be big enough to destroy a city that’s it.
“Ope, let me just squeeze right past you there.”
Is this asteroid from midwest US? 😂
@@ndrwbatchelor That or Canada “Oh, i’m sorry. Didn’t see ya there.” 😂
Minnesotan approved there buddy
Y'all are funny 🤣
😂😂😂
Earth: redirects apophis
Moon: oohhh, that's not good💀
Earth almost got rings💀
Edit: Thank you for 44k likes!🗿🍷
What? What ring? This orbit
@@sahlikigdman7502🤓👆
@@sahlikigdman7502no he means that once it hits the moon it will destroy it and then the debris will circle around the earth
@@Vitospeedois it because of earths gravitational pull the debris will be like rings?
@@Vitospeedothe moon wouldn’t be destroyed
Every 7 years:
“I’m here to speak to you about your moon’s extended warranty.
👏
That is some hardcore geek humor 😂🤣
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱.
@26devanshgupta91what's that toilet paper ?
@26devanshgupta91🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭
People: "OH NO APOPHIS IS GONNA HIT EARTH"
apophis: "nope, im just walking here."
Edit: OMG MOM IM FAMOUS
Heeyyy, I'm walking here!
...this time
Nah bro wanted to get the moon instead 🗿
Earth really let it self go, if it wants to stop attracting Apophis it really needs to go on a diet and lose some weight.
Rick & Morty!
I love reading these comments. Its like reading the script to a Beavis and Butthead radio show. Bravo!!!!
Yeah, funny but it also makes me a little bit sad.. Maybe Apophis is the earth's only hope.
@robinhorsman7611 Well, maybe not hope, maybe a hint of awareness? Yes, it's sad. Thanks for your comment.
Apophis every 7 years: "how's my favorite branch doing"
Daniel Jackson: Somehow Apophis came back.
Jack O’Neill: Oh, for cryin’ out loud!
Honestly, when I saw the title of this video, I thought it was about that asteroid filled with Naquada that was about to impact earth in that one episode…
😂 I came here for this!
I was going to comment this 😂
Thought about Stargate as well 😂
Anubis cloned Apophis.
Earth: did you see that?
Moon: yeah buddy it was close.
😂😂😂
Moon: OH HELL NAH
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
So...ZERO affect to both EARTH & the MOON? Both are near misses relatively speaking. Size relative to Earth can understand minimal rotational influence...but Moon...idk.
We just did a final project for Apophis in my class counting as a final exam. We designed a rendezvous mission to it. (Us being juniors, and my professor works at JPL). We had a time frame to launch a spacecraft and a deadline to arrive and meet Apophis. Not an easy task. Orbital mechanics doesn’t come natural to me, but my god, I claim a victory when I finally get to master a new calculation, a new transfer orbit, etc. The seniors’ team is working not only on the rendezvous but on making possible to take a sample out of it to later employ specific alternative techniques to deflect it in case its trajectory would get closer to 🌍 than expected.
I'm envious of the knowledge and formulae needed to forge such a project. Thanks for the inside info.
Earth: Don't say it, don't you say it!
Apophis: On your left.
Earth: Come on!
Daniel labelle reference
@@priyasneh790 its a marvel reference dude ,not daniel
Heard
Oh, is It* not a kitchen reference either?
Moon : (looks back) Wat the fuc was that?
Bro really said , "Fuck around and find out"
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Asteroid: *"I'm coming Earth!"*
Earth: "Sigh, I'm too old."
Asteroid: *"It's a Prank."*
Earth: "......."
Is this an Ai generated comment?
I see no humor in this comment
Tao chỉ xem dòng bình luận và ngày hôm đó sẽ là tao và tách cà phê
Damn bots
Prank pizza tower holy shit
"Phew, it missed us!"
>the moon getting taken out of the game completely while we all stand and watch
Oh! That would be much worse! 😮
Not really a threat. It's at wrost a nuke.
The moon was like hey where’s my gravitational effect 😢
Moon got mogged by Earth
The moon don't have the humongous hongalongalolologongas like the earth
@@VortexFA H Y E S
7 years after.
"You narrowly escaped last time, you won't be so lucky again"
“Fool, I’ve been trained in your asteroid arts by Count 511 Davida.”
Nasa: hi you ugly rock
@@XxChief472xX Best reference I've seen in a while, good shit 😂
@user-vu6px8uh4lunless it’s trajectory bends at the right angle due to Earth’s gravity, then it will be closer. And be about 0 feet away next time. Small chance but possible
Terrifying
Apophis: This finna be easy
Earth: 🌎
Apophis: My fault gang, didn't knew your game was like that
🌍
Apophis: BRO MAN CHILL IM GOING THE OTHER WAY!
Apophis : "Ha! Made you flinch!"
Earth : "Dude you literally about to make my humans extinct"
Bro adophis really said "HAH! YOU FLINCHED!" 💀
Adolphus Hitlairian
If it comes close enough to affect its trajectory, then doesn't it affect ours too, no matter how small?
@@mikee6354technically I believe yes but since the gravity of our planet is so mucher larger than the gravity of the asteroid we should be all good.
Bro @markkhyletomarao5600 really said “I’m stealing this joke!” 💀
Wow. The intelligence of edge lords is remarkable. Can you think of something non-midde school? Or is beating up bullies the only thing you consider "so middle school?" (Id say high school, but you comments arent that intelligent.
Wife: Just ask for directions
Apophis: I KNOW WHERE IM GOING
😂😂 i almost choked on my water
LMFAO 😭😭
i was ur 900th like
That one got me!!
🤣😆🤣YOUR COMMENT IS THE BEST! 🤣😆🤣😆
IT SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY PINNED TO THE TOP!!!
“The worst she can say is no”
Her: 🪨🌎📈
They not like us
*_S3xy anime girl earth is not real, she can't hur- y-_*
And then leaves to tell the girly pops in the asteroid belt that Earth asked her out 💀
@@MAASKED-Wapophis is a freaky ass n, he a 69 god
why would stonks go up?
I'm almost positive that first strike was a mock up of the forming of The Cumberland Gap. It left a crater that's now a city called Middlesboro, KY.
Apophis:its just a prank bro
The prank:
The dinosaurs: first time? 🦖🦕
Lol only time
Yeah, dinosaurs actually made this same tik tok, they were wrong.
Yup, dinosaurs used to be way smarter than us. They created the pyramids, more high tech things than us, some even escaped to another planet with spaceships that went beyond hyperspace speeds. Unfortunately the majority of them were too poor to afford the spaceships and got annihilated by this same asteroid. Man then became the top of the food chain by taking over the world after leaving their deep caves that a few were able to survive with after the overall destruction. The dinosaurs were using humans as a food source, some broke the law and used them as slaves or worst...a pet they cared for.
It's hard to predict what can possibly happen in next 50 years. Only thing we can be sure about is asteroid impact will take place on Manhattan, New York 🗽
in movies it's always America that gets hit with the world ending natural disasters, apophis saw that and took notes.
Don't forget golden bridge damage, that's another classic
XD
The Hollywood sign too.
If it's doctor who, it's always london.
Hey, I'm glad we're keeping an eye on it.
Moon: oops sorry earth
Seconds later
“Ahh shit”
Apophis: “hahahahaha you flinched!”
Moon: “not funny bro”
IF, the world was going to have a massive disaster like this does ANYONE actually believe thr goverment would tell us? Like really does anyone really believe they would just come out and be like "everybody after exhausting all efforts we can do nothing enjoy the next 3 months"
Helllllll no! They would keep us working till that very day and hour keeping the drive through open 😂😂😂
😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@scotthollars1555why don’t all the governments come together to send like 100 nukes to destroy apophis if it comes every 7 years? Seems so much more practical than playing a game of chance
@@scotthollars1555 random af but ok, go off queen do your thing
@@SofeaTheSofathis made me laugh
Apophis to Moon: will you marry me
Then Earth to Apophis: who am I then? Huh 😒
☄️Apophis: Hi Earth
🌎Earth: Hey Social distancing pal
cringe
@@karllehel nah
Brainrot
Delete this comment rn @@Johan-cs8yn
It isn't @@Johan-cs8yn
Earth: "😱"
Apophis: "its a prank bro"
e uno scherzo il cazzo
Lol
Cringe.
@@Kyharrano u
@@charmingotter976rr k
Angry Birds moment
Angry Birds: Space
"GET DOWN MR. EARTH!!"
- Jupiter, probably.
Earth: lets play ball moon
Moon: what do you mean
Earth: throws apophis at moon but misses
Moon: wtf earth you want rings
Also say bye too the tides
@Red00191 Jupiter: ... You do realize your humans will now die as the rings will fall onto you right?
earth: OH NO DONT
jupiter: too late.
sun * eating popcorn *
@Red00191 this is a fun story lets continue it
*saturn grabs the moon*
Moon: HEY STOP IT-
Saturn: I want rings.
earth: DONT DO IT MY TIDES WILL GO WILD
Tides: NOOO WE DONT HAVE MOONS? *start going crazy *
*saturn squuezes the moon into more ring*
Earth: *crying*
@Red00191 saturn: *eating popcorn* Ah, you guys get hit by solar flares? crazy kids these days.
@Red00191 Sun: SOLAR FLARE VS EARTH HAHAHAHAH
the earth really pulled a uno reverse card on his ass
😂
Right? Earth really said “nah, you” 😂
"gonna hit that shit"
"fuck it"
It’s an asteroid’s right to change it’s mind!
He was fueled by the fact that humans had rule 34 but then he saw a picture of a baby animal (don’t ask me what it was)
WHAT?? BRO WANTS TO MULTIPLY WITH A SPACE ROCK??
Moon:"Mom when will Dad return with the MILK?"
Earth:"wait for 7 years son"
Camera man is a legend videoing that from space
And he time traveled
@@Blutaniaand changed the trajectory or a meteor
"videoing"💀
Earth almost got married💀
Have ring?
haha nice one!
Bro is the father of jokes 😂
Literally 200 iQ when bro made that joke 🤣
Steven hawking still dropping jokes from hell. I couldn’t understand it without a comment above it saying the earth almost got rings 😂
With whooooo, I don’t understand
"excuse me, need to pass by"
Lol
XD
Your funny
@@RARYAMEHDnuh uh
@@RARYAMEHDlooks like someone’s having a bad day
The moon sitting there: :)
Apophis: HELLO THERE
Earth: "let me tell you something, let me tell you!!! LET ME TELL YOU....." 😂😂
😎
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂DEAD💀💀💀💀
...what?
😂 Lol I get it.
Ben 10 wrath reference ?
Earth: reverse card
Apophis: aww man
Apophis plays Reverse of reverse from yugioh
Stargate
Apophis: No, they’re destroying the place just fine on their own. They don’t need me.
Apophis, we need you! We fucked around. Time to find out!
@@blackjed
Accurate
Best comment
Earth: "Oh come on Moon it was just a prank."
The prank:
7 years ago when I was younger, I had an existential crisis because of this asteroid and even announced the whole class that apophis is going to hit in 2030
ngl i got excited back then for some reason
Need to get outside a little more bud 😅
@@AHPcameron that doesn't relate with this. a susceptibility to existential crisises means a developing curious brain
Boss music kicked in like it was finna start the apocalypse 💀
More like join it...because the party has started without it, more like fashionably late to the party 'apocalypse'
Sephiroth...do do Doo Doo
Resident Evil vibes.
just epic murder music
Finna? Fatter?
The sounds for this video. Prime editing
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
Earth: "I'm going to pay you this gravity well slingshot to fuck off."
Apophis: "Very good sir, good day to you sir."
If it passes on the outside it's a slingshot.
If it passes on the inside it will actually lose velocity, you can do orbital insertions like this without using any fuel, granted, it's going to be wildly elliptical.
If it misses the first time, It hits us about seven year later.
End of world!
"I'll get you on next pass you cheeky fcka"😂😂
@@ronek874hopefully it comes back and hits
@@ronek874 I look at it this way, if it is the end of the world, then it is. Not a bloody thing we can do about it as the people supposedly preparing for this type of scenario have yet to actually come up with anything that will work.
The moon : 👁️👄👁️😡 DONT hit meh
Tbh, it looked more like apophis was more of a threat to earth than to moon
Is no one gonna talk about how menacing this music is 💀
I want to know what the music is called
@@ricky1885search on google its called porn hub
@@ricky1885I used Shazam, it doesn’t have one. I’ll keep trying😢😢😢
@@ricky1885nope, none
Holy fuck this is manevolent💀💀
Moon: 😢
Earth: Not today
The fact that it is scheduled to fly past earth on *FRIDAY THE 13TH* in 2029 is crazy
Wuh oh
😢😮aw
💀
That will be a Saturday in parts of the Southern Hemisphere so not the crazy after all
What if it moves by 1° it ll be the beginning of sorrows
People often forget space is unpredictable, we know chances of Apophis hitting Earth are very low, but it's NOT zero.
Edit: Can yall stop roasting me for writing "unpredictable" in the wrong way? (And this comment is just my opinion dont make a war) 😐
*Unpredictable 👍
I will forever remember the day DanBz13 from the youtube comment section taught me about the impredictableness of space
@@aceyyyyyyUnironically same
😂😂😂 I should be scared but I thought this comment was HILARIOUS 😂😂
Exactly!
The moon: dawg wheres my gravity at?
It's not strong enough to get an object that's going that fast
@@Crow_Number1also it will be relatively far from its grav sphere of influence
moons gravity feild is way snaller thats why people cant walk there like we do here😂😂
@@TrentonMoserwhich is crazy to think about because yet it still causes immediate signs on earth such as the tides rising and lowering and physical/psychological affects on the ecosystem
@AnthonySalinas-it7vt exactly , not to mention the way the walk is actually pretty close to how we do here lol. They jump, they come back down. They don't just float as they please lol
Apophis: "Psych! You thought 🏃♂️➡️"
*Apophis:* Hello Earth, Hello Moon, Bye Bye
*Earth and Moon:* That's close 💀
just ove my dead§
What about 2036...
Earth: you've better not hit my moon or else I'll have hula hoop
Underrated comment 😂
@m3xiicansmileywe won’t die we will just not have a moon
@m3xiicansmiley whoever Liked this comment.......
😂
I giggled. I’m a grown man.
Earth: "It's just a prank bro"
The Prank: *proceeds to redirect the asteroid to the moon*
Just hoping that nothing will destroy our Mother Earth! 🎉❤
People don't understand that space is so vast and empty that even though we're flying around in a shooting gallery, the odds of an asteroid impact are practically zero over thousands of years.
Have you seen what the surface of the moon looks like!
@@GinaLoubser01 I have. Do you know how old the moon is? I said impacts over thousands of years. Millions of thousands of years fit into the lifespan of the moon and Earth.
Yet we have been hit time to time , Tunguska and Russia again just a few years ago smaller yes but we have evidence of being hit massively in the past, we should be very thankful that Jupiter is where it's at or we may not be around as a species
L'univers est loin d'être vide avec ses milliards d'étoiles et de planèted vous dites n'importe quoi.😮
Dinosaurs: If only that were the case
Apophis: hello
Earth: yo
Apophis: and bye
erm actually i have 495 likes 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Underated comment😂
Man this need more likes tbh🤣
😂😂😂 needs more likes 😂
Apophis: I wasn’t aiming for you
The moon: 🗿
Apophis: *gets close*
Earth: 7 years apart!
Earth: Brandishes Nukes. "You picked the WRONG orbit, fool."
Elon Musk in the background
"Chill guys I got this"
SpaceX proceeds to confiscate the nukes for the Mars Terraforming plan and sends drones to attach engines to alter the trajectory.
Elon musk chill guys I got this, proceeds to exaggerate how well the testing is coming along with our any actual proof and we all die. The end.
A message from the government of Canada tan tan dun dun
Asteroid rly went: neeeeeeeeeoowm
The moon after almost getting hit by the asteroid: 💀
Great sounding out the real first passage...second time around could be heard live and (no time to say "what was that?").😮
NDT couldnt do it better
I read neeeeeeoowm in childish way😂😂
You were supposed to hahahaha @@aryanverma1951
earth:WHERE ARE YOU AIMING AT!?
Apophis:I DON'T KNOW
Apophis: "Hi, there!"
Earth: "Not interested."
Apophis: "Understandable, have a nice day!"
The spin back 7 years later is gonna be wild
That's what I came to say lol. In the end, both scenarios will be true. Either it hits us now, or when it comes back. Nobody wants to prepare for either though, idiots.
Ya I heard 7 years if its a close miss and it’s orbit is changed then it will center punch us next time
they already said it will not hit earth at least for the next century
@@sparrow_of_doomjust fyi there is no amount of world preparation that will be able to deal with the aftermath of that
@@sparrow_of_doom We've made DART and it was successful, and that was last year. Given how it was our first mission of that type (and it worked), I think we have lots of time to further develop the technology
Apophis: 🎶Fl~y me to the moon🎶
The moon: 😃😀🙂😐🤨😟😥😰😨💀
Most creative one here
HELPMEMEJEHE
That's exactly what I thought. Doesn't end well for us.
Earth: oh hey bro
Apophis: yeah just checking in to see if your still alive
Get ya next time bruh
Every 7 years
Aphopis: may I coming sir
Earth: No fucker😂
If it was going to hit us, they'd never tell us.
Why do you think all the billionaires are buying bunkers
@@JmsMlny24 IMO they're doing that due to coming massive societal shifts
Yall some tinfoil head ass mfs 💀🤣
Facts
When the "they" includes literally thousands of independent astronomers with the technology to see apophis, there's no "they" any more. Sorry. And please don't give me the "they've been silenced" conspiracy tinfoil explanation -- lack of evidence is NOT evidence.
Bro said hot potato but accidentally passed it to another star💀💀💀
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